#Devil’s Minion

[botticelli-angels-minion]

I will never be able to unsee the person saying he always has his arm around the back of the couch because he’s subconsciously missing Armand sitting their curled up against him

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022- ) 1.01 | In the Throes of Increasing Wonder...

Eric Bogosian as DANIEL MOLLOY

[sillystigmata]

[sonofcelluloid]

Beloved, wake up! I have just watched the most enchanting tale of romance! Park Chan-wook’s The Handmaiden. Inspired! I believe between my penchant for falsehoods and your experience with low level criminal activity, we too could make an exciting career of conning evildoers out of house and home. Our joint bisexual tendencies would surely be an asset to this, as is portrayed in the film! I wept when I watched it, Daniel. These women are just like us, in earnest. In another life we easily could have been mortals sailing into the sunset having raucous lesbian intercourse. Come now, I’ve prepared it on the Blue Ray

[botticellibabyy]

i think he desires you idk though

[ruindunburnit]

I keep forgetting that movie!Daniel was played by this guy:

DM soulmated so hard Armand is wearing Daniel’s clothes from a different universe mhm 🙂‍↕️

[ipad-baby-armand]

Can you blame a woman for having hobbies?

[gracerings]

daniel molloy character of all time once again: like imagine you’re a 20-something drug addict and a terrible journalist on account of being 20-something and a drug addict and you randomly meet a vampire at a gay bar and you think wow I might get drugs, gay sex and a story out of this and instead what you get is psychologically and physically tortured by his husband and your memories of it all erased and then 50 years later you’re DYING and those vampires show up in your life again to ask you to write the story of their happy marriage and your memory might be fucked but ON GOD you WILL ruin that marriage if it’s the last thing you do. and then not only do you succeed and walk out of it alive, but also with a bestseller, millions in your bank account AND immortality AND the knowledge that your annoying human ass was somehow the one thing that made that 500+ year old predator so mad that he broke his lifetime vow to never turn anyone. AND, on top of that, you’re out of the CLOSET.

[strategicjazzhands]

Match made in hell (affectionate)

[wildeoscars]

my beautiful failwife with zero self-preservation instincts

[lottiekilah]

he’s a 70 year old man. he’s a newborn vampire. he’s a bright young reporter with a point of view. he’s got a 100% divorce rate including a marriage that wasn’t even his. he’s a homewrecker. he’s bisexual. he was sexually attracted to both men in said marriage that wasn’t his. he looked a 514 year old ruthless vampire who psychologically tortured him in the eye and exposed his darkest secret that he’s kept for 77 years. and he’s going to fuck that newly single vampire the second he gets a chance. meet daniel molloy everyone

[darnmand]

who up minioning they devil or whatever the phrase is?

[confirmeddead]

This post ate so hard. I don’t know why I’d never thought about the lamps being used for this reason…

[ldrloversblog]

I need to see the “your wife counting down your thrusts” scene in s3. Daniel has a flashback of him and Alice fucking and he thinks that she’s the one who’s looking at him bored and probably counting in her head but then it switches to Armand just sitting there bored out of his mind while he counts Daniel’s thrusts out loud: “1,2,3… come on boy is that the best you can do? Fuck me harder, faster.” And Daniel is shaking, sweating, crying out of pure humiliation. He wants to satisfy Armand but Armand is cold towards him, making fun of him and continues to count Daniel’s thrusts until they finish finding enjoyment in Daniel’s suffering.

At a point Armand considers to flip Daniel and ride him so they can finish faster but he wants to see how long Daniel can last.

[sillystigmata]

Vampires have been getting really into him as well.

[sonofcelluloid]

[botticellibabyy]

armand would love those tiktok videos that are like when i remember he’s my boyfriend and I can do whatever i want to him i already knnooowwww bro is biting + licking + pinching and pulling daniel’s hair and poking him in his ribs and shoving a finger in his ear whenever he feels like it