#Devil’s Minion

[sonofcelluloid]

sometimes a minion hurts every woman who enters his life because his true soulmate is the devil

[cheesewhimsy]

i am deeply obsessed with the fact that Armand spent six days torturing Daniel to find out what was it that Louis found so special about him when in fact it was just his willingness to listen to Louis yap about Lestat for several hours uninterrupted

[deterioratingpisces]

Bro I will actually GO FERAL if we don’t get a flashback of Armand turning Daniel next season.

[armandaughter]

does anybody want to hear about what fragrances each iwtv character reminds me of. as somebody who is absolutely not normal or casual about their interests at all

[ninetwelves]

i dont normally post just my sketches alone but ive been feeling more proud of them 😭i love armand so much

[sillystigmata]

This is how Armand would be texting Daniel if they had iPhones during Devil’s Minion.

[dreadfulvampyr]

rest in peace devils minion you would’ve loved dracula and jonathan harker

[memnoch-the-meticulous]

My theory as to why devils minion surpassed loustat, at least in the amc show fandom, is because us gays always want smth we can’t have. Loustat is already canon so who do the fans turn to? That one pairing that so far is not canon. What happens when devils minion becomes canon? Who knows the most popular ship will be smth wil like rashid x Marius or smth.

I partly think that’s why book!loustat stayed the most popular,, coz the slow burn was crazy.

Anyways who wants to help write more loustat fics so we can beat the devils minion girlies (gender neutral) 💪💪

[irisbleufic]

5,000 words, complete; direct sequel to "Trade the Game You Know for Shelter." Set the day Daniel's Harvey Milk interview goes to press in the Berkeley Barb, which Armand considers cause for celebration and surprises. Unfortunately, somebody else has a surprise for them, too. Winter holiday nonsense and terrible humor otherwise.

TEASER:

“Selfish, but fun,” Daniel echoes as Armand drags him toward the half-open garage door, pushing him under. “What could go wrong?”

“Nothing,” Armand says lightly, guiding Daniel by the shoulders toward a tarpaulin-covered object in the corner. “Do you trust me?”

“Uh, I risk bleeding out almost every time we fuck, so…yeah,” Daniel teases, grinning as Armand rolls his eyes. “I trust you.”

Armand tugs the corner of the tarpaulin sharply. “Just because I’m not inclined to drive anything with four wheels doesn’t mean I can’t—”

“What the hell,” Daniel says, staring at the vintage motorbike. “I would never have implied such a thing. Where’d you get that?”

“A collector in Los Angeles,” Armand replies. “It’s not identical to the one I had in the forties and fifties, but it’s close enough.”

[gracerings]

daniel molloy character of all time once again: like imagine you’re a 20-something drug addict and a terrible journalist on account of being 20-something and a drug addict and you randomly meet a vampire at a gay bar and you think wow I might get drugs, gay sex and a story out of this and instead what you get is psychologically and physically tortured by his husband and your memories of it all erased and then 50 years later you’re DYING and those vampires show up in your life again to ask you to write the story of their happy marriage and your memory might be fucked but ON GOD you WILL ruin that marriage if it’s the last thing you do. and then not only do you succeed and walk out of it alive, but also with a bestseller, millions in your bank account AND immortality AND the knowledge that your annoying human ass was somehow the one thing that made that 500+ year old predator so mad that he broke his lifetime vow to never turn anyone. AND, on top of that, you’re out of the CLOSET.

[strategicjazzhands]

Match made in hell (affectionate)

[sonofcelluloid]

[wildeoscars]

my beautiful failwife with zero self-preservation instincts

[galaxyspeaking]

Don’t be afraid, just start the tape.

[darnmand]

who up minioning they devil or whatever the phrase is?

[ayo-edebiri]

Bartering with desire. Is that what makes you fascinating?