#Devil’s Minion

[bisexualvampires]

“i could be your lestat, your claudia, but better”

was an insane thing to say for a drugged up 20-something who took one look at the gay sex coffin and was ready to risk it all . but its also very much a concept that armand committed murders and betrayals to achieve soo. freak4freak evil soulmates deserve each other etc

[armandaughter]

do any 500 year olds want to devils minion me serious inquiries only

[mores0]

RIP Daniel Molloy, you would’ve loved Vampires Will Never Hurt You from My Chemical Romance.

[rosalinesurvived]

where does the bullshit start armand amadeo arun alice?

[gracerings]

daniel molloy character of all time once again: like imagine you’re a 20-something drug addict and a terrible journalist on account of being 20-something and a drug addict and you randomly meet a vampire at a gay bar and you think wow I might get drugs, gay sex and a story out of this and instead what you get is psychologically and physically tortured by his husband and your memories of it all erased and then 50 years later you’re DYING and those vampires show up in your life again to ask you to write the story of their happy marriage and your memory might be fucked but ON GOD you WILL ruin that marriage if it’s the last thing you do. and then not only do you succeed and walk out of it alive, but also with a bestseller, millions in your bank account AND immortality AND the knowledge that your annoying human ass was somehow the one thing that made that 500+ year old predator so mad that he broke his lifetime vow to never turn anyone. AND, on top of that, you’re out of the CLOSET.

[sonofcelluloid]

[strategicjazzhands]

Match made in hell (affectionate)

[wildeoscars]

my beautiful failwife with zero self-preservation instincts

[galaxyspeaking]

Don’t be afraid, just start the tape.

[ayo-edebiri]

Bartering with desire. Is that what makes you fascinating?

[saintundying]

armand really sat there and said i fucked all the members of the parisian coven, daniel. i fuck so hard, daniel. nobody out there is fucking harder than i am. people want me so much. don't you want me, daniel??

[rustingways]

I can’t wait for Devil’s Minion to be Armand’s first on screen sex scene. I hope there’s more sexual tension than “You swam the Mississippi to find me.” I hope Armand is devastated by how present Daniel is for him. I mean, can you imagine 70+ years of your partner always having his ex at the back of his mind? That sort of thoughtless absence that you’ve made peace with to get by. And here comes this fuck ass, eagle eyed journalist, and he’s got his sights set on you. Yeah, you. Here’s looking at you, Armand.

[sarcastic-clapping]

“sad day for devil’s minion enjoyers” girl WHAT? armand turned that old man. he sucked him silly. do you really think nothing else went down or was said in that penthouse? on the unreliable narrator show where they love to breadcrumb pieces until you get the full truth? hello? i’m popping BOTTLES

[once-delight]

Armand stalking Daniel on his press tour, pretending to be a journalist, sitting in the back row and furiously scribbling ✨Mr. Armand Molloy✨in his notebook with glitter gel pen

[seancefemme]

clocking in to my shift at the old man yaoi factory

[confirmeddead]

Armand really picked the worst guy to turn into a vampire and run away from.

He’s an investigative journalist and you’re a chronically online iPad kid. The moment you log in to play Minecraft, Daniel has his Gen Z assistant notifying him.