#Devil’s Minion

[shipsandmyths]

If this isn’t daniel and arman idk what is

Sugardaddy/sugarbaby relationship but the one with money is an annoying 23 year old who like, made a successful app in college or something, and the poor one is a 40-something single dad with medical debt who was just 'made redundant' at his soul-killing job. Mmmmm-hmmmm.... Thinking about this.

[artseamoni]

fascinating boy

[sonofcelluloid]

wake, beloved. i require your expertise. i have searched within the iPad: “blonde French Karen blue eyes gets owned” to no avail. i have also tried “vs. cops” and “instant karma” but it invariably tells me: “no results found: try different keywords or remove search filters.” WHY is it behaving this way? you’ve done something to it, haven’t you. you’re encumbering my free speech, which can’t be legal. mark my words, beloved, if i discover a childlocking mechanism on this device, you will learn firsthand what Judas’ silver bought him.

[princessracecar]

Armand, crouched over Daniel’s sleeping form and peering directly into his face: I wish for nothing more than to crack open your rib cage and consume your heart so that you would remain with me forever. If it would not kill you, I would crawl inside you so that we would become one, so that we would never be parted, so that your bloody soul would remain intertwined with whatever tattered pieces of me remain.

Daniel, cracking one eye open in the dark: Sure thing babe, I love you too.

[sillystigmata]

Armand about Daniel before he turned him.

[70sdannymolloy]

I’ve seen the “Alice formerly Molloy is Armand” theory going around and I don’t adhere to it (I mean, Alice was pregnant in the two memories mentioned so it seems very unlikely to me it was Armand all along) but

I can see Armand replacing memories of him with memories of Alice (if they were seeing each other a while, drugs or not, there would be a loooot of blanks in Daniel’s memories and that seems unlikely he wouldn’t mention it once he learned Armand did erase his memories of their 1973 encounter)

Alice is south Asian because memories erased or not, Daniel has a type

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk/shitpost. What can I say, I’m a multitasker

[bird-b0nez]

When ur minion to the devil 🤷🏼

[gracerings]

daniel molloy character of all time once again: like imagine you’re a 20-something drug addict and a terrible journalist on account of being 20-something and a drug addict and you randomly meet a vampire at a gay bar and you think wow I might get drugs, gay sex and a story out of this and instead what you get is psychologically and physically tortured by his husband and your memories of it all erased and then 50 years later you’re DYING and those vampires show up in your life again to ask you to write the story of their happy marriage and your memory might be fucked but ON GOD you WILL ruin that marriage if it’s the last thing you do. and then not only do you succeed and walk out of it alive, but also with a bestseller, millions in your bank account AND immortality AND the knowledge that your annoying human ass was somehow the one thing that made that 500+ year old predator so mad that he broke his lifetime vow to never turn anyone. AND, on top of that, you’re out of the CLOSET.

[strategicjazzhands]

Match made in hell (affectionate)

[wildeoscars]

my beautiful failwife with zero self-preservation instincts

[galaxyspeaking]

Don’t be afraid, just start the tape.

[ayo-edebiri]

Bartering with desire. Is that what makes you fascinating?

[sonofcelluloid]

[saintundying]

armand really sat there and said i fucked all the members of the parisian coven, daniel. i fuck so hard, daniel. nobody out there is fucking harder than i am. people want me so much. don't you want me, daniel??

[rustingways]

I can’t wait for Devil’s Minion to be Armand’s first on screen sex scene. I hope there’s more sexual tension than “You swam the Mississippi to find me.” I hope Armand is devastated by how present Daniel is for him. I mean, can you imagine 70+ years of your partner always having his ex at the back of his mind? That sort of thoughtless absence that you’ve made peace with to get by. And here comes this fuck ass, eagle eyed journalist, and he’s got his sights set on you. Yeah, you. Here’s looking at you, Armand.

[sarcastic-clapping]

“sad day for devil’s minion enjoyers” girl WHAT? armand turned that old man. he sucked him silly. do you really think nothing else went down or was said in that penthouse? on the unreliable narrator show where they love to breadcrumb pieces until you get the full truth? hello? i’m popping BOTTLES