#Dennis Ha;;

[paintedcrows]

When asked why they still haven't kicked the bucket after decades: Ford insists he beat Death at chess. Stanley insists he kicked Death's ass in a Denny's parking lot

[sayaberry]

being completely and utterly normal about the bombshell that just dropped

[potato-lord-but-not]

MORE STICKERS !!! FEATURING ALL OF MY FAVORITE GUYS !!!

[psymachine]

everyone likes to talk about jealous dennis but what about--

[charmac]

What is happening?

[introspectivememories]

im sorry but i choose to believe that tim drake is the most insufferable "my man, my man, my man" girl about bear. he does not shut up about him. steph is cooking smth in the kitchen? oh my man can do that. bear cooks really well. dick triaging some poor victim on an emergency site? oh my man is really good at that. mhmm, bear is on his way to becoming a paramedic. damian building something? oh my man is really good with power tools. have you ever seen him build ikea? it takes him less than an hour. for our anniversary, he built me a coffee table. mhmm isn't he amazing? yeah my man did that. yeah my man, mhmm that's my ma-

[boyfailurecharliekelly]

“Dennis is in complete denial about every aspect of his life”

[boysareouttonight]

dennis deprives and restricts himself of food just like he does with love. both things he doesn't think he deserves

[frogcabbage]

Barbenheimer...

[iasipwardrobe]

Mac layering t-shirts and long sleeves

[bigcitymac]

he wears disgusted bewilderment better than most people wear a fabulous evening gown

[hannahvardit]

Having a great and not at all stressful time.

[chrliekclly]

i think only charlie can roll a J

[psymachine]

dennis 🔪 mac's concept of self

[chawliekin]

and if I said that dennis’ insistence on being the breadwinner/provider despite literally being a pampered princess who dgaf about traditional roles of masculinity in every other regard (aside from ego) is because his mom only stayed with/chose frank for his wealth and dennis is highly aware that he’s difficult to love and unable to show his emotions openly so he has to be contributing something to the relationship materially in order to feel like he’s worth staying for… and mac grew up with parents who were extremely ambivalent to him and eachother so he has to overcompensate by proving his worth at every given moment and seeking praise/validation from people (and religious icons) who will never demonstrate the same amount of dedication to him but he has no idea how else to desperately keep himself close to those he loves other than by eroding himself into something they’ll approve of… dear god they’re both exactly what the other needs — someone who can’t and won’t leave them even if they try — and they don’t even see it…

[babyw1zard]

my three girlfriends.

and yes, they smoke weed