#Dating app fail

[srrybabe]

do you ever think about how like one small action, even if it feels insignificant, it makes overall a HUGE impact on the trajectory of your life? and you won't even realize it unless you really sit there and connect the dots.

[inmyglowupera]

Dating is wild.

Cause like how do I even explain that my type is “so-genius-smart-he-lacks-social-awareness”? That I’m immediately drawn in if he paints miniature figures, had an unhealthy relationship with Pokémon GO growing up, or knows way too many BTS anecdotes about Lord of the Rings? If he’s reading some obscure non-fiction about a long-forgotten philosopher, I’m like—oh, maybe he’s the one. That Dwight from The Office? Ideal man.

But what if I’m not my type’s type? What if my eager, overly extroverted, can’t-shut-up self is a huge turnoff? I do be yapping for hours about anything that excites me. And what if he hates that I scream-sing Taylor Swift while cooking? Or that I’m so basic I own a Hallmark Christmas movie-watching mug and start counting down to pumpkin spice season in July?

What if I can’t even find my type on dating apps because they’re either too anxious to be there or too disgusted by what I assume they’d call “performative online mating rituals”?

Or was my type already snatched up by wiser women in their twenties while I’m still figuring things out in my thirties?

I don’t know, dating is wild. Thoughts and prayers, y’all. Thoughts and prayers.

[positively--speculative]

My hiatus is not over, but I just thought I'd check in and give you all some bad news...

...if you enjoyed my #dating app fails posts, you might be disappointed. I am no longer single, and you will hopefully never get to enjoy the bizarre messages from weirdos again. ❤️

[threebigmac-and-fourfreeshfries]

I think they're a perfect match

[lettucedloophole]

lov and peace on planat earth... ✌️

[swordsonnet]

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[ginevrafangirl]

how's the dating app scene you ask?

safe to say i did not receive a reply

[nix-moon]

I feel like Tumblr could work for me more than dating apps. I am 100% sure I could find someone for me here, please someone invent a mix between Tumblr and Tinder where you match with people based on the fandoms you particicipate I would actually use that 😆 it should be called Tindlr or Tumder idk

[lyxchen]

Hhhhhnnnnnn will somebody be my girlfriend??? Pleasee I want to kiss a girll :((

[bibleofficial]

where is my fat husband

[guinevereslancelot]

concept of love: 🥰👍❤️✨️😍💖❤️‍🔥🥰🫶💕💘

reality of meeting new people and dating: 😬👎🙃🗑😵‍💫❌️🫣🫠⁉️💩😐🚫

[positively--speculative]

Thinking about the time this dude on a dating app got mad at me for not replying to him fast enough and went on a big rant about how women like me make dating difficult and then tried to prove a point by making a new profile and calling himself a model. I'm guessing the point was to try to get me with a "gotcha" if I replied faster to prove women only care about looks. It didn't go anywhere because I didn't reply to that message either. Not only was it obviously him, but the picture he chose was, like, the most generic looking white guy from stock images. This dude really did think he had my type figured out lol. If you're going to try to catfish me, at least be more creative.

[priestfrommidnightmass]

my best friend i was in love with all of last year broke up with his girlfriend a few days ago and my past self would be SO pissed that i’m actually being the biggest wingman for him right now. i would be shaking myself screaming WHY AREN’T YOU TRYING TO FUCK HIM WHILE HE’S VULNERABLE!!!!!!!!!

[lottieratworld]

i still dont know how the fuck im supposed to meet ppl much less trans ppl. its like im the only one here

[sakebytheriver]

Men really have the audacity 😭😭😭

[allalrightagain]

Now is a really awkward time to be unable to track packages UPS!! You were supposed to deliver the mattress after I’d moved in, not before I signed the lease!