#awkward!!

[spicyviren]

It is certainly A Choice to tattle on the child of a being much more powerful than you considering 1) the Cosmic Council seemingly would have otherwise remained distant and unaware, and 2) the Great One who DOES live on your plane of existence is the parent of the child you seek to punish. I can definitely see this as Sol Regem's own version of "however vile" to keep him and his safe, but for comedy’s sake I like to think he also didn't consider that the Council would so quickly name drop him to Aaravos's face.

[shedontlovehuhself]

Ahhhh, that glorious time of year.🥴

Who else remembers this commercial?

[allalrightagain]

Now is a really awkward time to be unable to track packages UPS!! You were supposed to deliver the mattress after I’d moved in, not before I signed the lease!

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

I was inspired

[qiinamii]

one braincell transfer (divided by four)

[invisiblebard]

[beepboopappreciation]

Is this anything

[apollognese]

Blue flowers for Baby Blue🩵🩵

[daydreamerwonderkid]

Bruce used Awkward Flirtation. It's a Critical Hit!

Reference under cut

[smilenetwork]

Meow meows

[hollis-art]

get that girl her Odo fries !!

[citree]

More older Kieran!! He’s still figuring things out 🥹

[bruciemilf]

Need a teen! Bruce au where he’s exactly like Justice League! Batman and Battinson in one. That mf put the fear of every god in Ra’s Al Ghul.

Everytime he’s in a room with someone over 30 “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance plays in the background.

Despite that, in his own way, he’s as gentle as can be with his league. Give me a young Diana who’s getting spat on and ripped apart by the media in a way not one of her male teammates get.

And she’s Wonder Woman. She shouldn’t be affected by it. And she is, anyway. Bruce relates to that in an uncomfortable degree.

“When I first became Batman, weak men tried standing in my way, too. “

“And what did you do?”

“I stepped over them.”

He has a tiny Robin he occasionally has to keep on a leash.

Give me somewhat teen mom Bruce who struggles to wrangle his unruly six year old who likes flipping from rooftop to rooftop and thinks fighting Bane is a piece of cake.

“If Tati can do it, so can I!”

“Dick,” he paused, before handing him a handfull of candy. “Wonderful emotional manipulation. Good job.”

“:D”

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Bruce keeping a tighter and tighter lid on his identity around the Justice League because with each new person to reveal their identity he realizes that he has fucked far too high a percentage of his co workers as Bruce Wayne and he has to take this secret to his grave

[k1tty5]

doggy <3