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haunted-xander · 11 days ago

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More cookies as random things ive said

Pt. 2

pt.1, pt.3, pt.4

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demonic0angel · 10 months ago

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Health Insurance (click for clarity)

I have a headcanon that Maddie and Jack did not have health insurance or insurance at all tbh, so Jazz really enjoyed the benefits of marriage.

So basically, in this idea, Dick and Jazz marry (bc Dick needed custody of Damian but he’s a single 20-something year old man, while Jazz was getting hounded by the Ghost Zone/her parents idk) but never fall in love. The two of them make a deal to get married and then parent Damian together, but then Dick finds out that they’re falling in love with each other’s siblings so he’s like “let’s divorce”.

It goes well and they both split things evenly or equally and it’s a very peaceful, amicable divorce.

Until they get to the custody of Damian. And then all hell breaks loose.

One of the dirtiest, most underhanded, and vicious custody wars ensue. In the end, they get split custody of Damian between Gotham and Blüdhaven. (He’s weirdly happy with it bc they fought so hard for him and they didn’t involve him at all except for courtesy questions).

Part two

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Panel 1 has Dick’s solemn face as he’s looking away.

Dick: Jazz… we need to talk. I know that you’re in love with Jason…

Panel 2 has Dick’s side profile while we see Jazz stare at him in shock, holding a spilling teacup as she’s dripping tea.

Dick: *still looking sad* And I’m also in love with your brother Dan, so I think we should divorce.

Panel 3 is the both of them across from each other, in a very simplistic style. Jazz still looks vaguely shocked and Dick still looks sad.

Dick: I know that we both care for each other, but we’re in love with different people.

Panel 4 has Jazz finally snapping back to reality, as Dick continues talking.

Dick: It’ll be an amicable divorce, so I think that—

Panel 5 has Jazz standing up with a BAM! and knocking her teacup when she slams her hands on the table. Dick looks startled.

Dick: !

Panel 6 has a close up of Jazz’s panicked expression as she’s shouting.

Jazz: BUT WHAT ABOUT THE HEALTH INSURANCE?!

Edit: I changed the pictures to add the right font and a ring on Jazz’s finger.

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wereh0gz · 2 months ago

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Stuff inspired by a fanfic idea I tried to write but am probably never gonna finish

#wereh0gz art #sonic the hedgehog #dark sonic #very much inspired by isat #bro got stuck in the torment nexus (timeloop)#dark sonic's name here is malaise btw #i think sonic should get stuck in a timeloop and forced to relive all his trauma and have said trauma manifest as an entity trying to #kill him (metaphorically). it builds character #was gonna do one art post a day until i got everything i did during my break posted buuuut i really like these #so you guys get two art posts today. as a treat

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starry-bi-sky · 9 months ago

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mmm throwaway conversation between Dan and Danny that popped into my head that I had to write out:

"You spent ten years being a one-man mass extinction event, then went back in time and fought me, and lost." Danny snarls, arms crossed and throat tight. His mouth pulls back to bare dagger-sharp teeth, and his eyes burn with the familiar thrum of ectoplasm heating up behind his eyes. "If I didn't believe you were half of Vlad before, I do now."

His other self -- and really, can he even call him that? He's half of Vlad too. Two halves severed from each other and welded together to make a new whole, -- snaps his head over to him. Wild-eyed and furious, he looks unlike the man Danny fought before, the one unruffled and untouched, unbothered by the world around him. It's familiar, but not like the way a reflection is.

"What's that supposed to mean." The Other hisses, matching Danny's scowl one-for-one with fangs much bigger and sharper than his.

But there's a reason lions fear hyenas. Danny matches the rumble in The Other's chest with one of his own, and shoves his face close to his. "I don't lose."

#danny fenton #danny phantom #dp prompt #danny phantom prompt #dan phantom #dark danny #not meant for any particular au i just had the idea of danny going 'wow you can tell you're half of vlad' to dan and when questioned abt it #he says; 'if you were REALLY only me you wouldn't have lost' which is fucking BASED as hell. and also technically true #thought process for danny here was 'hates dan's fucking GUTS bc he tried to kill his family and friends without remorse and would actively #rip out his throat without a moment's notice.' some fr 'im going to beat you to death with my bare hands!' vibes rn.#not totally in character for danny but also i was thinking that it got to this point bc dan was goading danny about 'being his future self'#when that's not technically true. he's half of vlad too he just has danny's face and powers. and he pissed off danny enough that he #retaliated. just not in the way dan expected. dan was expecting a physical attack not a verbal one.#danny called him a loser in more ways than one.#also the reason danny never calls him 'dan' in this is because i was thinking that danny doesn't actually *have* a name to call him. bc he'#certainly not danny. but he's not vlad either. he's someone else entirely. so 'The Other' it is.#danny fenton is not the ghost king #<- down here because while its still MY DP post its not DPXDC so it doesnt need to be front and center for people to see it.

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berensreverie · 1 month ago

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Thinking about durge saying "Was I sweet once" when the ending plays on my screen and I notice my bard durge still have Alfira's lute on

#which is so funny why are you still carrying that lute #who are you serenading #i know an image of bard durge plucking a string at the end of the world is very dramatic #one last song to send the world to sleep before they gut themselves sounds very much like durge #so here's Coda and his first lute!! :)#belongs to some poor bard scelly brought home for him to kill #bg3 #the dark urge #dark urge #durge #bg3 durge #baldur's gate 3 #coda blackshords

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choccy-milky · 1 year ago

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another seb screenshot redraw between work (credit to yukihon_d on twitter!)

#that glare......that damn glare #hey seb watcha casting?? probs just killing someone for clora nbd 😇😇😇#no dark arts allowed but slitting someones throat with diffindo?? all good!!😍😍#such a good screenshot tho......the pose is cool and the expression and his hair like okkkkk??? model #actually now that i look it kinda reminds me of that one classical painting ppl always redraw that i forget the name of #you know the one #sebastian sallow #choccyart #hogwarts legacy

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pastelaeqy · 4 months ago

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i'm over making human designs for non human characters. What if they were sick dragons.

orange clearly still a WIP but look he's so polite.

#alan becker #the chosen one ava #the dark lord ava #tdl ava #tco ava #animator vs animation #tsc ava #fun fact due to a long running joke I have #whenever i type 𝒹𝒶𝓇𝓀 it does that << on autocorrect #jumpscare every time #anyways all the hollowheads would have the cool circular horns because well #tsc and tco both supposed to have the cool vents on their neck but normally tsc's are off and hidden #i also gave tsc wings as a call back to first appearance AND because he looked a bit naked LOL #butt wings ftw #ALSO ALSO with TSC's tail it's supposed to split #meant to look a bit like the caduceus but with the green particles as the staff or something #i just haven't. drawn that yet.#tdl is meant to look real sharp and spiky. Made to kill ig.#wanted TCO to look like a force of nature more than anything

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birdiepfft · 7 months ago

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good morning tumblr nation. new special interest just dropped.

#birdiepfftdraws #megop #tf one megop #dpax #tf one #transformers one #transformers #fanart #i need to KILL THEM #i want them to SUFFER and then DIE in DARKNESS #they make me SICK #gay ass robots #maccadam

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tricoufamily · 7 months ago

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more ancient ocs i got bored and made as sims. they were doing every tired annoying romantasy trope years ahead of the curb smh i could have been making booktok bucks

#had these guys since i was 15. sinclair is like the proto-[insert literally any of my modern characters here]#had to remake sinclair entirely. i have never been able to make him look right. until now crowd cheers #to be fair he doesn't look like his cc preview self bc he's got 2 different designs #when he's got the long hair and he's chunkier that's after a time jump in this dumb ass extremely 2018 story #but that's him in the beginning. this is like. a fantasy world based on the 1920s new york #and he's a gang leader (yeah i KNOW. I KNOW. i never change) who deals in dark magic or something i barely remember the details tbh #and the other one is calvin his dad is like. a cult leader? he's basically like locked in a tower his whole life that sort of thing #and they're magical but calvin can't control his and he accidentally kills someone with it #and his estranged sister who's a part of this gang gets him a job at their like speakeasy in exchange for covering it up #anyway pinterest heads know the exact face claim i used for him everyone uses the face claim but NO. he's the MOST that face claim #it's DIFFERENT #sinclair's face claim is that sexy joker cosplay guy. anyway #ts4 #ts4 edit #ts4 cas #the sims 4

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buttercupshands · 1 year ago

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can you even call it a warm up if I'm going to bed without drawing anything big

and a sketch I made while sitting in the park today

#sketch #my art #bnha #shigaraki tomura #tenko shimura #all for one #midoriya izuku #bnha manga spoilers #only after I finished basically polishing this sketch did I notice how it's basically dark and light mode #also the first one is basically a redraw of illustration from vol 11 #I know that translation of Tenko's words is different in official but eh #fanart #I've kind of recovered from recent chapters #and I was analysing those chapters all morning #I'm still thinking but otherwise the chapters are so good #also did you notice that AFO actually talked about how his other him didn't use that 'last thing' yet and that was in ch 410 #and in ch 419 he did so it's real and it's still sad #but still AFO was never hiding it enough #from Tomura maybe but we as readers actually saw his plans play out #in any case I'm still just sitting with those two Izuku and Tenko interaction chapters #I waited long enough #and if you don't count AFO's return Izuku DID save Tenko and it's so interesting #since he now has to save his OTHER origin that was in ch 237 taught to kill whatever he wants #Tenko and Tomura both had 'origins' chapters and for now we only worked with 235 and 236 #and even if Izuku helped with the start of 237 there's still AFO #in any case it was a hard week #also the second thing actually had them holding hands #and then I was like 'but at that point Izuku's hands are gone oh no'#and it was just Tenko holding air where the hand was destroyed #in any case that scene.

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synchodai · 6 days ago

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Durge-Orin dynamics that i don't fuck with:

Durge treating Orin like she's crazy

Orin jealous that Durge is daddy's favorite

Romantic rivals over Gortash 🤢

Durge-Orin dynamics that i do fuck with:

"It's perfectly sane to obsess over dismemberment; what do you mean Orin is fucked up in head?" says Durge who is also very fucked up in the head

Orin jealous that Gortash replaces her as Durge's favorite

Younger sister who justifiably despises elder sibling's fuckboy boyfriend

#orin the red #durgetash #bg3 #the dark urge #Orin: “you were the perfect golden child but your taste in men will ruin this family"#Orin MUST be treated as right and the more normal one for me to be interested #also add incestous lovers to the mix but because the line between affection and abuse is so blurred in their household #“Orin is one of Durge's victims and her killing them is justifiable” is my personal favorite

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malifiquemakes · 8 months ago

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Sainted beast, unholy protector

#i need more soft monster content!!!#give me sukuna who kills and maims for fun being gentle to 1 person #really happy with how this one turned out <3 #dark god Sukuna worshipping his little human is my jam #sukufushi #skfs #sukuna x megumi #megumi fushiguro #sukuna #jjk art #malifique art

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thewizardwithmagicways · 2 months ago

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“Now I understand It was inevitable that she became Dark Enchantress cookie…”

#cookie run kingdom #crk #Cookie run #white lily cookie #dark enchantress cookie #can we kill pure vanilla cookie #This is rushed but I had to draw it as soon as I thought of it hurhhhhg #I might draw one of shadow milk so they twin #I never really liked pv but ooooohhhh my godd that odyssey clip #I’m literally gonna wring his neck and twirl him like a wet towel #My art

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iampresent · 10 months ago

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I am two episodes into Malevolent and I have determined that the truest horror element is having your body taken over by a demon who is somehow. more incompetent at running your life than you are.

#“Sure let’s kill a guy. While the police are RIGHT OUTSIDE. Investigating the OTHER guy we killed”#“Hey it’s getting dark and we’re in a remote woods. let’s go check out that ominous vehicle parked to one side!”#Bestie why are you the one giving orders here. Maybe take a backseat for like a little bit.#Malevolent #arthur lester #the other guy in his head (what’s his name?)

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chihirolovebot · 2 years ago

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on a real note that bit near the end of the video was genuinely haunting. hearing somerton talk about how gay writers are erased from history was one thing (with all the irony being that he stepped on the backs of numerous underpaid, underprivileged and uncredited queer writers to build his youtube channel) but when h revealed it wasn't even somerton's quote in the first place? the worst, most crushing sort of irony. how do you lament about the erasure of gay people and gay writers in history... whilst erasing a gay writer and taking his words as your own?

#it's genuinely unconscionable and its given me a lot to think about #i found somerton through his video essay on killing stalking #one of my favourite psychological horrors #i was overjoyed to find someone who seemed to recognise it for the dark character study of trauma and abuse that it was #and not a love story #now all i want to do is go back to that video and search up the phrases in google #to see who really wrote those words and phrases that got to me so deeply #fuck man . what a disappointment #james somerton #hbomberguy #veetxt

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mipexch · 11 months ago

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been thinking about something wicked a little too much lately. no harm in romanticizing the ominous dreadful unstoppable force

#ultrakill #v1 #v1cked #<- unsure if ive ever officially decided that was the tag id be using but i dont recall anyone else having an idea for it #v1 and something wicked... ouhehehe #in a game like this... with conflict and violence and unceasing demand for a spectacle it is a step back to have v1 find themselves in a-#dark and quiet labyrinth belonging to a force that scares even them #idk. i think about it. its so unlike everything v1 has gone through thus far (though albeit not much as 0-S is in prelude. but i assume-#-there was some killing before they decided to drop down)#maybe it reminds them of their home? where they were built? light humming of wicked passing feels like the buzzing of bright artificial-#-lights that were routinely shined down on them for maintenance #a strange but welcome connection...#and something wicked is very lonely. i dont think it has much of an issue with this seeing as it knows its maze so so well.. im sure it-#-cares for it extensively. but a machine? coming here? i wonder if something wicked has the ability to interact with the terminals at all #terminals do really only talk to machines #but this one seems quite lonely. i dont think itd mind if something wicked happened to take a look #ok im done #gen art

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