#Dad!Egon

[n1ghteeea]

I’m just doing whatever, man

[straydinosaur]

Dad.

Peter is fuckep up. We know that, but he's so good at playing in the social place and switching moods. When they go taking the money at the bank, he's certainly the one doing all the process and the one looking clean. And when they buy the firehouse he looks like a dad asking the children " do you like the house ?" " do you see yourself in this bedroom?". And after he gauge between the two and BAM there is the firehouse.

He's a dad. He's the one directing the construction (when they put the signs ghostbusters), and when Ray found the car look at his face palm and bvrzifjok^dz$

I don't have the impression to be clear, I'm rambling. I'm dispersing myself (is that grammatically correct?,dispersing myself?) BUT

-> I like him when he act like this

"it just seems a little pricey" yes dad, I know you have to pay the charges and to nourish your kids

[thecanonboyfriend]

FINALLY MADE ONE OF THESE RAAAAH

inspired by the one @clawfull made a while back.... man how time flies

the song is vending machine of love by the stupendium :]

[ask-sister-solaris]

Heya, this is my first time doing a request but I was wondering if it was possible for you to do some Head cannons of Egon Spengler who has an autistic child? As I'm autistic myself and I rarely see any head cannons or one shots where the reader is autistic but obviously you don't have to do this it's just a request

:) (P.s your work is amazing you were basically the first person I followed on here because of your Egon Spengler one shots)

Hehehehduejdheh your to nice 😭

Egon Spengler with an autistic child:

makes sure all clothing is sensory friendly.

Makes a note of safe foods and foods you don’t like

Makes sure you stay away from the ectoplasm it gives him sensory overload so he can’t imagine what it would be like for you

Teaches you all he knows, makes sure he knows your special interests.

Listens to your info dumps about your interests, especially if it’s to do with paranormal activity or parapsychology

He knows the signs of overload or burnout. So he knows when to get you out of social situations

Always asks if he can have hugs or any form of affection

Always proud of you ❤️

[stanfordsopossumhusband]

Egon looks like a dad in extreme ghostbusters and I honestly love it

[thedeadthree]

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KITSUNE (FOX SPIRIT)

You are neither good nor evil, you play by your own rules. You are capable of living a great many years, and can accumulate plenty of wisdom throughout your lifetime. People might fear you because you may possess or seduce them, and are almost always likely to have the upper hand in a situation. This is fair, since you tend to be a trickster. Nonetheless, you are also honorable and will repay any debts and fulfill any promises you make.

DRAGON

You have a hard exterior, but you’re really a softie inside. You can be very confrontational and might pick fights here and there, but you also know when to yield and find a compromise with your enemy. Fiercely protective, you keep your most treasured belongings, people and memories close to your heart. Nothing can stop you when you’re feeling protective. You’ll come with the full force of fire and skies against anyone who threatens your kingdom.

LADY OF THE LAKE

Your past has not been kind to you and you come from tragic beginnings, but you are pure of heart and devoted to helping those who are as lost as you once were. In some ways, you might feel trapped where you are in life, but you are able to make the most of what is available to you. Ultimately, you are capable of great decisions and can decide who wields power. You choose to be loved rather than feared.

PARI (FAIRY)

Mischievous and cunning, you are a pretty-faced creature capable of deception, but ultimately good at heart. You cast love spells and weed your way into people’s lives, pulling strings. You are a lone wolf and a traveler, moving in and out of people’s lives seamlessly. But although you are ambivalent, your intentions are good. You may fall quickly in love with people but will be quick to leave them as your love may sting.

MERMAID

Your enchanting beauty would be enough to inspire the greatest artists, but you yourself are an artist as well. Unfortunately, it might get to your head a bit as your hold yourself in the highest regard in both looks and talent. You are deeply misunderstood and feel the need to compensate and are therefore constantly performing for people. People might accuse you of manipulation or lying, and at times it’s difficult for you to reflect on what you’ve done wrong.

GNOME

You are a bit of a homebody and can be quite timid, but you’re always on people’s paths. Everyone who meets you likes you. Sticking to one place suits you, and you aren’t very open to major changes. You can be quite crafty and inventive, people come to you when they need help fixing things. You are also a trustworthy guard of people’s homes and secrets.

[incorrectghostbustersquotes1984]

[A busting seems to reveal that Walter Peck is dead, and the finger points to Egon].

Egon: If I had really wanted to kill Peck, I wouldn’t have done it in a crowded room full of potential witnesses that I invited. I would have been far more inconspicuous, perhaps learning a foreign language to throw off anyone within earshot. Mandarin, probably. Then I would have followed him home from the EPA offices on a Tuesday, because he uses the back entrance off of Pratt Street, and to further confound authorities, I would have planted something inscrutable, like the feather of a Brazilian peacock or the rind of a fruit grown only in Papua New Guinea. At which point-- I would...

[Peter, Ray, and Winston give him a look that says “Keep your mouth shut!”]

Egon: Oh, that’s incriminating. I hear it now.

[king-mera]

co-signed. I can maybe buy him having a kid but it's something that should be explained and explored more. At least tell us who his partner was! Concept art shows Phoebe with blonde hair, so there might have been an early version of the story where Callie & her kids weren't related to Egon at all. I wonder how that would've gone…

I love Afterlife and the characters and story so so much but I still cannot comprehend the set up. I cannot comprehend Egon copulating and producing a child. Especially before the events of the first film. And I can’t imagine anyone on the creative team can either considering there’s absolutely no mention of this estranged woman who did it with him.

He’s too ace for this.

[starkwlkr]

ghostbusters | max verstappen

summerween series

Everyone had a crush growing up. James Dean, Courtney Cox, Jack Frost from Rise of the guardians. . . But Y/n’s crush was the nerdy, but lovable awkward scientist from the Ghostbusters franchise.

It all started when she was young. Her younger self immediately fell in love with Egon. Was it his glasses or his personality? Either way, young Y/n was convinced Egon Spengler was her future husband.

Of course that was never going to happen, but she did end up finding the love of her life in the form of Max Verstappen.

Max knew of the Egon crush. He thought it was adorable that she had a fictional crush. Often he would even tease his girlfriend about it.

“Wear the red dress, maybe Egon would like it.”

Every Halloween, Max and Y/n had a spooky movie marathon. It was a tradition and this year it was Y/n’s turn to pick their movie. Predictively, she chose Ghostbusters. While Y/n was getting the snacks ready, Max put on the movie.

“Okay, I’m just warning you that if I don’t end up paying attention to the movie, it’s because of Egon.” Y/n said, entering the living room with a bowl of popcorn and bags of their favorite candy. She placed the bowl on Max’s lap then sat tn next to him.

“I still can’t believe you have a crush on a nerdy scientist,” Max joked. “You know, Daniel told me the funniest thing about fictional crushes. He said that people have crushes on fictional characters because they’re not ready to be in a real relationship. Funny, right?” He forced his laughter.

Y/n didn’t take it as a joke. She looked at Max with confusion. “Max, you do know Egon Spengler is fictional, right? I mean he’s not going to walk in and I’ll immediately break up with you and leave. It’s fictional, babe.”

Max nodded, trying to brush it off. “Yeah, I know. But do you sometimes wish I was like him? Maybe it’s the glasses. I mean I look better in glasses than him and I could totally be a scientist if I wanted to—”

“Max!” You interrupted him, followed by a laugh. “You’re the best boyfriend ever. You don’t need to change anything.” You gave him a kiss.

“So what you’re saying is that I’m better than Egon Spengler?”

“Is Egon a world champion cat dad?”

[yellow-dejavu]

It was unexpected for me that Claudia, Jonas, Noah and Elisabeth ended up being the post-apocalypse group, but the four of them fit so well together.

They don't really had screentime together, but I can't stop thinking about the apocalypse family and how much they can relate to each other.

Each one of them lost their naivety when they discovered time travel and learned a little more about the reality of their world, but they lost their innocence when they experienced the reality of their dads death.

Each member of the group carries the guilt for the death of their dads.

Noah literally killed his dad, influenced by sic mundus.

Claudia tried to prevent her dad's death and accidentally caused it.

Jonas was led to believe that he could prevent his dad's suicide when in fact he was the trigger.

Elisabeth was not to blame for her dad dying, but she probably felt guilty that he died trying to protect her.

They were completely broken, and the person who came to comfort them and give them hope was a member of the apocalypse family.

After Bartosz died, Noah told his younger self that he knew how it felt and that the pain of what he had done would pass. Noah knew that wasn't true. It would be a pain he would never forget. Since he was the one who had defined the irony of his dad's fate, it had only become more painful.

Claudia met Jonas for the first time after what happened with Egon, and she realized that she couldn't change things. Jonas appearead and let her know that they could change things. This happened after Jonas had spent a year traveling with an older version of Claudia.

Jonas met Claudia for the first time when he realized that he wasn't there to stop his dad and that his attempt to save him had failed again. At that moment, Claudia came and told Jonas that he could save them all. So Jonas goes to spend a year with Claudia learning about time travel.

After Peter dies, Elisabeth only knows of a place somewhere in the woods where Noah stays, and Noah only knows that he would protect her. In the cave, they find the passage, and Noah tells Elisabeth about paradise. Their connection gave them hope. Even when Noah felt hopeless himself, he only wanted to give Elisabeth hope.

They just tried to give them some comfort. In one of their darkest moments, they were there for each other and tried to never give up hope.

Also everything that losing their moms represented for them.

Silja died when Noah was very young and apparently Bartosz became distant.

When Doris left, Egon started to drink. It was probably at that moment that his relationship with Claudia became colder.

Their relationships with their dads deteriorated when they lost their moms. A disagreement resulted in the death of their dads. Noah and Claudia eventually saw their dads again, but it was a younger version of their dads who didn't yet recognize that version of them as their kid.

I think it is similar with Elisabeth and Jonas.

The first thing Jonas did when he got home was look for his mom, and he couldn't find Hannah. He probably thought he couldn't save his mom just like he couldn't save his dad.

Peter and Elisabeth were still trying to find Franziska and Charlotte, and after months she just thought they were dead. When her father died, I don't think there was any hope of seeing her mother again.

For years, Jonas and Elisabeth probably assumed that their moms had died in the apocalypse. It was unexpected the way they were reunited with their moms, and the revelations that came from it.

This group is so interesting to me because they experienced many years of friendship and then all that was left was betrayal. Although I will never forget all those years of friendship that I never saw.

[rig0rm0rbid]

Some more Ghostbusters headcanons because I've been lacking on posts

Tactility headcanons!

Peter (projecting onto him as always) - He leans on Egon all the time. No, actually. Whenever he's near him, he just subconsciously leans against him. Doesn't matter if they're sitting or standing. He's leaning. - He's not a massive fan of hugs. Like at all. They can feel very confining and it sets off his sensory issues. Occasionally, he'll let the guys get away with them but he's just not into it. - This mostly canon but I'm gonna build on it. He high-fives Winston a ton. Like, a lot. They also fake fight or roughhouse, punch each other the arms a lot. Stereotypical guy shit. And Peter gets internally ecstatic about it every time because it's super gender affirming.

Egon - Not super tactile but he will constantly have a hand on Peter's shoulder. It started as just a way to ground Peter but became habit after a while. As an addition, he is wildly comfortable grabbing Peter and, for a long time, was the only one who could get away with it. - Handshakes are great because they're formal and don't take forever - The guys are what got him to be chill with highfives (fully by accident too, they just wanted him to be included)

Winston - Will occasionally hug the other guys around the shoulders - High-fives all the time dude chill - May not initiate a ton but will absolutely accept others being tactile with him - Also a hand on shoulder type of guy but in the dad way

Ray - The MOST tactile (big shocker I know guys) - Absolutely loves hugs, especially bear hugs (but will easily back off if told to) - This man is like a dog, please just interact with him - Will hug (and absolutely has) strangers

[disniq]

Hi so uhhhh, not actually making any sort of relevant point about anything but I saw you guesstimating Jason's kill count and I have to justify the fact that I went panel by panel to hand count his kills SOMEHOW so like have the data please!!

Skipping dear Filipe's moldering corpse due to uncertainty, we start with Lost Days

Human Trafficking Truck Driver Ian, Egon, Steel Beam mercenary crew estimated at least five strong, three more of his teachers, eleven nameless russian mobsters, a cousin and a running buddy of a russian mobster: 23 people

Under the Red Hood

Eight heads in a duffel bag, four thugs with Freeze (Freezy boy does not die), Two confirmed on panel delivery man kills (Five-ten more suspected but we won't count em), Ten goons in the doorway when he swings the minigun on them as he and Onyx retreat, five more goons, Rocket launcher blast kills "most" of a security team with at least three members left alive so we'll call that three kills (far more deaths are implied), shoots a guy holding a lit molotov catching him on fire, then kills Captain Nazi (yay), forces Black Mask to kill six of his men, forces Some Guy to fight Black Mask to the death for him, and finally dear old Black Mask's PA is thrown through a window (his cycling class will miss him dearly): 42 people

(So, yeah, your ballpark of about a hundred give or take sounds about right, he's only got ~65 on panel, confirmed notches on his knife by the end of UtRH, and the implications seem to imply between 20 and 75 kills off screen)

That Time He Kidnapped Mia

Short and sweet, he only ices a pack of "brain donors": 5 people

Brothers in Blood

Two human traffickers, three more drug runner goons, two more goons later on: 7 people

Red Haired Foolishness Phase part one

Starting the running with two cops, lightning bug assassin, six mobstery big wigs, a guy, Flamingo: 11 people

Red Haired Foolishness Phase part two

Littleman Beaver's brother and his brother's fourteen goons, fifteen of his fellow inmates, then the grand poisoning of eighty-two people (well he poisoned more but we only get eighty-two confirmed as dead): 112 people

This is not even slightly a complete list, so consider this final number a lowball of:

Two Hundred people even!

as Jason's body count... at least pre-new52, don't ask me what's going on over there in modern canon, idk

Hope this was entertaining/useful to you in some way!

Best wishes -redhoodinternaldialectical

This is an amazing reference, thank you so much for sharing!!

I can fill most of the later stuff, because there's tragically little of it.

Nu52's attempt at giving Jason a concrete kill count was laughably low;

Red Hood and the Outlaws (2011) #21

Rebirth was mostly non-lethal, with the notable exception of the gang Jason uses to establish his new edgy loner lifestyle after the famous rhato 25 beatdown from Bruce.

RHATOs (2016) #26

I count 11 of them, and I think it's safe to say they're all dead.

But then he teams up with Batwoman, and then Bunker, and then becomes a teacher at Lex Luthor's school for potential supervillains so it sort of tapers off again.

And then... there's the piece of shit dad he killed in Cheer in 2021.

Batman: Urban Legends (2021) #1

As far as I'm aware, that's the last time he killed in main continuity.

When will my son return from the war

[sonicscrewdriverstantz]

Headcanons, Being Ray Stantz's Child

gender neutral!reader, child!reader

Being born during the groups college days, and just adding a dose of daily chaos to their otherwise uneventful studies.

Three men and a baby. Enough said. It's absolute pandemonium.

Ray being the mother hen. Egon being the irresponsible father, and Peter being the fun uncle.

You have an entire family, even if not by blood.

Ray bringing you to college with him, and multitasking because he can't afford childcare.

Him using you as someone to rattle off all his theories about the occult and paranormal to before you can even crawl.

Peter uses you as a 'mini wing-man'. Women flock to him because they think you're his child and find the fact that he's a seemingly decent single dad attractive. (GIRL, IT'S THE BARE MINIMUM) Peter being himself, of course, doesn't bother to correct them.

Constant compliments being directed towards you by women, to which Peter's reply is always the same.

'Mhmmm, yeah, they get their looks from their father' *insert cocky, arrogant smirk*

Ray then reminding him that he's not actually the father.

'Oh, no, I know, I was complimenting you, honey' *cocky, arrogant smirk still in place, this smug guy knows exactly what he's doing*

Ray immediately becoming quiet and turning a bright, red colour, stumbling, tripping, collapsing over the English language, of which he's usually quite eloquent with. Then picking you up in his arms, and walking off muttering variants of profanities and insults directed at Peter

This section was greatly inspired by a ficlet my friend, @xraylovers wrote for me :) Thanks for letting me use your idea bestie.

Egon views you as a science experiment... problems ensue.

Days spent leaning over old occult books, the dusty aroma worn like a birthday badge as a testament to the age of the journal drifting into his child's face as Ray carefully reads each line.

Him having no concern as to whether this is proper bedtime story material for a 5 year old, as long as their happy, which, judging from the small inquisitive smile and plethora of questions asked, they most definitely are.

Ray is so excited to have a mini replica of him, just as interested in the occult as he is, someone to share his special interest with and experience the excitement and wonder of it all for the first time through their eyes.

Peter looking upon Y/N as his niece/nephew and calling them 'Baby Stantz' or 'The Littlest Ghostbuster' or variations upon. All the while, Y/N constantly complaining about wanting to be a Ghostbuster now.

Naturally, Peter buys a mini Ghostbusters suit with 'Baby Stantz' custom inscribed as the name tag, as well as a toy replica proton-pack. Which Egon promptly turns into a miniature, but fully-working proton-pack... until Ray confiscates it, sharing some harsh words with Egon about children's safety.

'Ray, I was merely teaching Y/N the proper way to operate a proton pack to prepare them for when they become a Ghostbuster'

'EGON! You can't give a child an unlicensed nuclear accelerator!'

Winston becoming the only semi-normal parental figure you have: Egon knows nothing about children, your dad is an extreme mother hen, and Peter is... himself.

Your dad would often take you out in the Ecto-1, wheels spinning, sirens blaring (after you begged ro have the sirens on, and every time he agrees because he has no backbone when it comes to you). You roll down the window and hold your hand out, letting the air rush through your fingers in quick succession as you take in the sights of New York City.

Despite his initial protest, when you became a little older and he realised how serious and passionate you were about following in his footsteps, your dad taught you how to use a proton pack and ghost trap (while supervised of course!) in the basement. While others your age were playing sports or video games, you were being taught how to wrangle ghosts and spirits.

Despite the dangers and challenges of being a Ghostbuster, you've always been proud of your dad and your family. They're not just heroes to the world, they're heroes to you, too.

[ask-sister-solaris]

Ghostbusters OC fluff.

“Welcome to the team Kiddo”

Warnings: none

*Sals face fell when she headed downstairs Christmas Morning at the firehouse. Neither her father nor uncles were actually home. Her Aunt Janine was however. She had a hot mug of tea waiting for the girl.

Janine felt bad for the young girl. She was only 14 nearly 15 and her father was barely home. She’d found out about her father through the ghostbusters ads and a very weird family tree test she had conducted herself.

She sipped the tea and sat on the couch staring at the television screen. Christmas morning and it wasn’t cheerful. The sound of Ecto-1s sure perked Sal up and she put her now empty and cold mug on the coffee table. She poked her head out of the living room watching the Ecto-1 back into the firehouse. Judging by the nasty smell and the amount of ectoplasm that covered the interior of the Ecto and her dad and uncles, it had been quite a big infestation.

After everyone was changed and showered, and ghosts disposed of, Sal sat by the Christmas tree waiting for everyone to be there. Christmas was precious to her. It was the only time she got any attention or affection when she was living with her mother. Ray smiled and ruffled her hair handing her a squishy present.

She opened in and her eyes widened as she ripped into the paper revealing a tan jumpsuit with a fresh black and red name tag glaring up at her ‘STANTZ’ in big bold letters. She looks back up at Ray and he grinned, sipping the tea that Janine had made him

“Welcome to the team kiddo”*

[shelbgrey]

My MasterList of Stories

Master List part 2

~request are open

Grey's Anatomy

The Sopranos

Codes:

Smut=❤️‍🔥 Fluff=💕 Angst=💔 Funny=💖 Horror=���

🔬Bones💀

Dr. Lance Sweets:

Smut Alphabet❤️‍🔥

Caught in the act ❤️‍🔥

Dating Lance Sweets HC💕❤️‍🔥

Adventures in babysitting💕

You belong with me💕

Lance Sweets as a Dad headcanons💕

Dream Warriors💔🫀

Bones Halloween Special🫀💖

Code baby Part 1 💕

Let me take your pain away💕💔

Dr. Jack Hodgins:

Can't buy me love💔💕

Jack Hodgins Having a little sister💕

What's it gonna take to get you out of his lab?❤️‍🔥

Agent Seeley Booth:

Dating Seeley Booth Headcanons💕❤️‍🔥

Being Seeley Booth's Best friend HCs💕

Friends to Lovers Headcanons💕

The day we met💕

In the name of love💕

Agent James Aubrey:

Falling in love with James Aubrey after losing Lance 💔💕

Falling in love with James Aubrey after losing Lance Sweets part 2💕❤️‍🔥

Smut Alphabet❤️‍🔥

Unspoken desire❤️‍🔥

Dr. Wendell Bray:

Witchy Squintern HCs💕

Dr. Camille Saroyan:

who broke the coffee pot?💖

The Squinterns:

Adventures in babysitting💕

Being Hodgins sister and being a goth Squintern💕

Dr. Zack Addy:

I've got your back💕

Who's got him smiling like that?💕

❤️‍🩹Grey's Anatomy🩺

Dr. Derek Shephard:

Halloween special💖🫀

Injured💔

The Ballad of Jayne💔

Stuck in the middle💔💕

Stitches💕

This is Why I Don't Go To The Gym💕

Baby on the brain💕

Dating Derek after he broke up with Meredith💕

Love at first sight💕

Dr. Mark Sloan:

November Rain💔

Faithfully💔💕

We are family💕

Christmas Special💖

Dr. Owen Hunt:

Trauma 101💖

Dr. Jackson Avery:

Love Story💔💕

Dr. Alex Karev:

Heaven💔

Dr. Miranda Bailey:

Your my favorite💕

Dr. Nick Marsh:

Secrets out💕

🗡️Once upon a time🍎

August W. Booth:

Hidden secrets❤️‍🔥💕💔

Killian Jones:

Smut fic with Killan Jones❤️‍🔥

Prince James:

Hysteria💔💕

🩸Twilight🌲

Cullen family:

Fire safty💖

Going to the zoo💖

Cats in the cradle💕

Being Carlisle and Esme's daughter and having the Volturi wrap around your finger. 💖💕

Cullens:

Emmett McCarthy Cullen:

Next to me series💖💔💕❤️‍🔥

Forever now💕

Being Emmett and Rose's daughter HCs💕

Carlisle Cullen:

Being Carlisle and Esme's youngest daughter HC💕

Carlisle as your husband HCs💕

Jasper Whitlock Hale:

Jasper dating Bella's sister HCs💕

Edward Anthony Mason Cullen:

Dating Edward Cullen HCs💕

Crushing on Edward Cullen HCs💕

Rosalie Lillian Hale:

Being Emmett and Rose's daughter HCs💕

Denalis:

Eleazar Denali:

Glory of love series ❤️‍🔥💕💔💖

Dating Eleazar HCs❤️‍🔥💕

Garrett:

Voice of an Angel💔💕

Being Carlisle and Esme's youngest daughter and dating Garrett HCs💕

Wolf pack:

Seth Clearwater:

Perfect 💕

Volturi:

The Volturi:

Being Carlisle and Esme's youngest daughter and having the Volturi wrap around your finger💕

🧫Ghostbusters👻

Peter Venkman:

When unspoken rules are broken💔💕

Dr. Egon Spengler:

Hold on, I love you💔

Two Nerds falling in love headcanons💕

Ray stantz:

Dr. Jelousey❤️‍🔥

Something strange💕💔

🦁🐍Harry Potter🐦‍⬛🦡

Draco Malfoy:

Say Something💔

Dance the night away💕

Just keeping an eye out💕

The truth doesn't always hurt💔💕

George Weasley:

Welocm to Gryffindor💔💕

You belong with me - part 1💔💕

Fred Weasley:

Being a Potter twin and falling for Fred💕

Neville Longbottom:

Your Breaking My Heart💔

Weasley family:

Being adopted by the Weasleys💕

⚔️Supernatural🌘

Gabriel "the Trickster":

Gardian Angel💕

Hyper girl💕

The Winchester and the Trickster💕

Love of a lifetime💔

Dean winchester:

Dating Dean Winchester Headcanons💕❤️‍🔥

Castiel:

Being in a love triangle with Dean and Cas💕💔

🎶Elvis Presley🎸

Austin!Elvis Presley:

Love me tender💔💕

💥Marvel🦸

Scott "Cyclops" Summers:

Dating Scott Summers💕❤️‍🔥

A not so White Wedding💕

Clint "Hawkeye" Barton:

Secrets out💖

Whatever it takes💔💕

Tony "Iron man" Stark:

All of me💔💕

Bucky "winter soldier" Barnes:

Treat you better💔💕

Howard Stark:

Time In A Bottle💕

Dr. Stephen Strange:

I won't say I'm in love💔💕

Avengers:

Ohana means family💕

Six avengers and a baby💔💕

[drjohndisco]

Title: Tacos

Pairing: n/a

Word Count: 100+

Warnings: minor frozen empire spoilers, mentions of food, ghost!egon spengler.

Summary: phoebe wants to be a ghostbuster again and complains. basil and egon are, annoyingly, no help.

Notes: yeah, i hate thinking about egon being dead but to be honest this universe exists mostly for shenanigans so i'm letting that slide. (also, please, ignore that this has little/to no plot. i just heard callie's 'ghost grandma' line while watching the movie for the first time, and knew i had to reference it in some way at some point - which is now, apparently. i'm also sorry that she kinda just...disappears from this? callie, babe, i feel so bad about that. i love you. i promise i won't do you dirty in the future. <3)

‘It’s not fair.’ Phoebe groaned.

‘Maybe you can spend the next few years being an actual teenager.’ Callie suggested.

‘Yeah, well, if this was the 18th century, then I’d already be a part of the workforce and I’d have four kids.’

‘So sweet. I’d be a ghost grandma.’ Callie said, before sliding down the fire pole with Phoebe following behind.

‘Basil? Thoughts?’ Phoebe asked, once she’d reached the bottom and Callie had disappeared into the kitchen.

(Basil, who had been leaning against a desk as he absent-mindedly chewed on a pen while lost in thought, looked up at the sound of Phoebe's voice.)

‘That’d make you a ghost great grand-dad.’

‘Oh, now I feel old.’ He said, taking the pen out of his mouth and pocketing it.

‘You are old.’ Phoebe dead panned as she walked past him.

‘Rude.’ Basil murmured.

But then, as if he’d forgotten what he was currently doing, Basil looked past Phoebe and saw the food Gary was cooking.

‘Ooh, tacos!’

‘And, apparently, also very easily distracted.’ Phoebe mumbled, unhappily, as Basil floated over to a stool by the stove and sat down.

‘It runs in the family.’ Egon murmured, as he entered the room through a nearby wall.

‘Hi, Egon. Come to side with my mother and chastise me as well?

‘No, actually, somebody mentioned the idea of movie night.’ He replied. ‘But, I am not helping you sort this out. That, you will have to do on your own.’

‘Fine.’

‘Now,’ Egon asked, pushing his glasses up his nose. ‘Can anyone tell me what we’re watching?’