#Egon Spengler as a dad

[ask-sister-solaris]

Heya, this is my first time doing a request but I was wondering if it was possible for you to do some Head cannons of Egon Spengler who has an autistic child? As I'm autistic myself and I rarely see any head cannons or one shots where the reader is autistic but obviously you don't have to do this it's just a request

:) (P.s your work is amazing you were basically the first person I followed on here because of your Egon Spengler one shots)

Hehehehduejdheh your to nice 😭

Egon Spengler with an autistic child:

makes sure all clothing is sensory friendly.

Makes a note of safe foods and foods you don’t like

Makes sure you stay away from the ectoplasm it gives him sensory overload so he can’t imagine what it would be like for you

Teaches you all he knows, makes sure he knows your special interests.

Listens to your info dumps about your interests, especially if it’s to do with paranormal activity or parapsychology

He knows the signs of overload or burnout. So he knows when to get you out of social situations

Always asks if he can have hugs or any form of affection

Always proud of you ❤️

[n1ghteeea]

I’m just doing whatever, man

[straydinosaur]

Dad.

Peter is fuckep up. We know that, but he's so good at playing in the social place and switching moods. When they go taking the money at the bank, he's certainly the one doing all the process and the one looking clean. And when they buy the firehouse he looks like a dad asking the children " do you like the house ?" " do you see yourself in this bedroom?". And after he gauge between the two and BAM there is the firehouse.

He's a dad. He's the one directing the construction (when they put the signs ghostbusters), and when Ray found the car look at his face palm and bvrzifjok^dz$

I don't have the impression to be clear, I'm rambling. I'm dispersing myself (is that grammatically correct?,dispersing myself?) BUT

-> I like him when he act like this

"it just seems a little pricey" yes dad, I know you have to pay the charges and to nourish your kids

[thecanonboyfriend]

FINALLY MADE ONE OF THESE RAAAAH

inspired by the one @clawfull made a while back.... man how time flies

the song is vending machine of love by the stupendium :]

[stanfordsopossumhusband]

Egon looks like a dad in extreme ghostbusters and I honestly love it

[incorrectghostbustersquotes1984]

[A busting seems to reveal that Walter Peck is dead, and the finger points to Egon].

Egon: If I had really wanted to kill Peck, I wouldn’t have done it in a crowded room full of potential witnesses that I invited. I would have been far more inconspicuous, perhaps learning a foreign language to throw off anyone within earshot. Mandarin, probably. Then I would have followed him home from the EPA offices on a Tuesday, because he uses the back entrance off of Pratt Street, and to further confound authorities, I would have planted something inscrutable, like the feather of a Brazilian peacock or the rind of a fruit grown only in Papua New Guinea. At which point-- I would...

[Peter, Ray, and Winston give him a look that says “Keep your mouth shut!”]

Egon: Oh, that’s incriminating. I hear it now.

[starkwlkr]

ghostbusters | max verstappen

summerween series

Everyone had a crush growing up. James Dean, Courtney Cox, Jack Frost from Rise of the guardians. . . But Y/n’s crush was the nerdy, but lovable awkward scientist from the Ghostbusters franchise.

It all started when she was young. Her younger self immediately fell in love with Egon. Was it his glasses or his personality? Either way, young Y/n was convinced Egon Spengler was her future husband.

Of course that was never going to happen, but she did end up finding the love of her life in the form of Max Verstappen.

Max knew of the Egon crush. He thought it was adorable that she had a fictional crush. Often he would even tease his girlfriend about it.

“Wear the red dress, maybe Egon would like it.”

Every Halloween, Max and Y/n had a spooky movie marathon. It was a tradition and this year it was Y/n’s turn to pick their movie. Predictively, she chose Ghostbusters. While Y/n was getting the snacks ready, Max put on the movie.

“Okay, I’m just warning you that if I don’t end up paying attention to the movie, it’s because of Egon.” Y/n said, entering the living room with a bowl of popcorn and bags of their favorite candy. She placed the bowl on Max’s lap then sat tn next to him.

“I still can’t believe you have a crush on a nerdy scientist,” Max joked. “You know, Daniel told me the funniest thing about fictional crushes. He said that people have crushes on fictional characters because they’re not ready to be in a real relationship. Funny, right?” He forced his laughter.

Y/n didn’t take it as a joke. She looked at Max with confusion. “Max, you do know Egon Spengler is fictional, right? I mean he’s not going to walk in and I’ll immediately break up with you and leave. It’s fictional, babe.”

Max nodded, trying to brush it off. “Yeah, I know. But do you sometimes wish I was like him? Maybe it’s the glasses. I mean I look better in glasses than him and I could totally be a scientist if I wanted to—”

“Max!” You interrupted him, followed by a laugh. “You’re the best boyfriend ever. You don’t need to change anything.” You gave him a kiss.

“So what you’re saying is that I’m better than Egon Spengler?”

“Is Egon a world champion cat dad?”

[shelbgrey]

My MasterList of Stories

Master List part 2

~request are open

Grey's Anatomy

The Sopranos

Codes:

Smut=❤️‍🔥 Fluff=💕 Angst=💔 Funny=💖 Horror=🫀

🔬Bones💀

Dr. Lance Sweets:

Smut Alphabet❤️‍🔥

Caught in the act ❤️‍🔥

Dating Lance Sweets HC💕❤️‍🔥

Adventures in babysitting💕

You belong with me💕

Lance Sweets as a Dad headcanons💕

Dream Warriors💔🫀

Bones Halloween Special🫀💖

Code baby Part 1 💕

Let me take your pain away💕💔

Dr. Jack Hodgins:

Can't buy me love💔💕

Jack Hodgins Having a little sister💕

What's it gonna take to get you out of his lab?❤️‍🔥

Agent Seeley Booth:

Dating Seeley Booth Headcanons💕❤️‍🔥

Being Seeley Booth's Best friend HCs💕

Friends to Lovers Headcanons💕

The day we met💕

In the name of love💕

Agent James Aubrey:

Falling in love with James Aubrey after losing Lance 💔💕

Falling in love with James Aubrey after losing Lance Sweets part 2💕❤️‍🔥

Smut Alphabet❤️‍🔥

Unspoken desire❤️‍🔥

Dr. Wendell Bray:

Witchy Squintern HCs💕

Dr. Camille Saroyan:

who broke the coffee pot?💖

The Squinterns:

Adventures in babysitting💕

Being Hodgins sister and being a goth Squintern💕

Dr. Zack Addy:

I've got your back💕

Who's got him smiling like that?💕

❤️‍🩹Grey's Anatomy🩺

Dr. Derek Shephard:

Halloween special💖🫀

Injured💔

The Ballad of Jayne💔

Stuck in the middle💔💕

Stitches💕

This is Why I Don't Go To The Gym💕

Baby on the brain💕

Dating Derek after he broke up with Meredith💕

Love at first sight💕

Dr. Mark Sloan:

November Rain💔

Faithfully💔💕

We are family💕

Christmas Special💖

Dr. Owen Hunt:

Trauma 101💖

Dr. Jackson Avery:

Love Story💔💕

Dr. Alex Karev:

Heaven💔

Dr. Miranda Bailey:

Your my favorite💕

Dr. Nick Marsh:

Secrets out💕

🗡️Once upon a time🍎

August W. Booth:

Hidden secrets❤️‍🔥💕💔

Killian Jones:

Smut fic with Killan Jones❤️‍🔥

Prince James:

Hysteria💔💕

🩸Twilight🌲

Cullen family:

Fire safty💖

Going to the zoo💖

Cats in the cradle💕

Being Carlisle and Esme's daughter and having the Volturi wrap around your finger. 💖💕

Cullens:

Emmett McCarthy Cullen:

Next to me series💖💔💕❤️‍🔥

Forever now💕

Being Emmett and Rose's daughter HCs💕

Carlisle Cullen:

Being Carlisle and Esme's youngest daughter HC💕

Carlisle as your husband HCs💕

Jasper Whitlock Hale:

Jasper dating Bella's sister HCs💕

Edward Anthony Mason Cullen:

Dating Edward Cullen HCs💕

Crushing on Edward Cullen HCs💕

Rosalie Lillian Hale:

Being Emmett and Rose's daughter HCs💕

Denalis:

Eleazar Denali:

Glory of love series ❤️‍🔥💕💔💖

Dating Eleazar HCs❤️‍🔥💕

Garrett:

Voice of an Angel💔💕

Being Carlisle and Esme's youngest daughter and dating Garrett HCs💕

Wolf pack:

Seth Clearwater:

Perfect 💕

Volturi:

The Volturi:

Being Carlisle and Esme's youngest daughter and having the Volturi wrap around your finger💕

🧫Ghostbusters👻

Peter Venkman:

When unspoken rules are broken💔💕

Dr. Egon Spengler:

Hold on, I love you💔

Two Nerds falling in love headcanons💕

Ray stantz:

Dr. Jelousey❤️‍🔥

Something strange💕💔

🦁��Harry Potter🐦‍⬛��

Draco Malfoy:

Say Something💔

Dance the night away💕

Just keeping an eye out💕

The truth doesn't always hurt💔💕

George Weasley:

Welocm to Gryffindor💔💕

You belong with me - part 1💔💕

Fred Weasley:

Being a Potter twin and falling for Fred💕

Neville Longbottom:

Your Breaking My Heart💔

Weasley family:

Being adopted by the Weasleys💕

⚔️Supernatural🌘

Gabriel "the Trickster":

Gardian Angel💕

Hyper girl💕

The Winchester and the Trickster💕

Love of a lifetime💔

Dean winchester:

Dating Dean Winchester Headcanons💕❤️‍🔥

Castiel:

Being in a love triangle with Dean and Cas💕💔

🎶Elvis Presley🎸

Austin!Elvis Presley:

Love me tender💔💕

💥Marvel🦸

Scott "Cyclops" Summers:

Dating Scott Summers💕❤️‍🔥

A not so White Wedding💕

Clint "Hawkeye" Barton:

Secrets out💖

Whatever it takes💔💕

Tony "Iron man" Stark:

All of me💔💕

Bucky "winter soldier" Barnes:

Treat you better💔💕

Howard Stark:

Time In A Bottle💕

Dr. Stephen Strange:

I won't say I'm in love💔💕

Avengers:

Ohana means family💕

Six avengers and a baby💔💕

[drjohndisco]

Title: Tacos

Pairing: n/a

Word Count: 100+

Warnings: minor frozen empire spoilers, mentions of food, ghost!egon spengler.

Summary: phoebe wants to be a ghostbuster again and complains. basil and egon are, annoyingly, no help.

Notes: yeah, i hate thinking about egon being dead but to be honest this universe exists mostly for shenanigans so i'm letting that slide. (also, please, ignore that this has little/to no plot. i just heard callie's 'ghost grandma' line while watching the movie for the first time, and knew i had to reference it in some way at some point - which is now, apparently. i'm also sorry that she kinda just...disappears from this? callie, babe, i feel so bad about that. i love you. i promise i won't do you dirty in the future. <3)

‘It’s not fair.’ Phoebe groaned.

‘Maybe you can spend the next few years being an actual teenager.’ Callie suggested.

‘Yeah, well, if this was the 18th century, then I’d already be a part of the workforce and I’d have four kids.’

‘So sweet. I’d be a ghost grandma.’ Callie said, before sliding down the fire pole with Phoebe following behind.

‘Basil? Thoughts?’ Phoebe asked, once she’d reached the bottom and Callie had disappeared into the kitchen.

(Basil, who had been leaning against a desk as he absent-mindedly chewed on a pen while lost in thought, looked up at the sound of Phoebe's voice.)

‘That’d make you a ghost great grand-dad.’

‘Oh, now I feel old.’ He said, taking the pen out of his mouth and pocketing it.

‘You are old.’ Phoebe dead panned as she walked past him.

‘Rude.’ Basil murmured.

But then, as if he’d forgotten what he was currently doing, Basil looked past Phoebe and saw the food Gary was cooking.

‘Ooh, tacos!’

‘And, apparently, also very easily distracted.’ Phoebe mumbled, unhappily, as Basil floated over to a stool by the stove and sat down.

‘It runs in the family.’ Egon murmured, as he entered the room through a nearby wall.

‘Hi, Egon. Come to side with my mother and chastise me as well?

‘No, actually, somebody mentioned the idea of movie night.’ He replied. ‘But, I am not helping you sort this out. That, you will have to do on your own.’

‘Fine.’

‘Now,’ Egon asked, pushing his glasses up his nose. ‘Can anyone tell me what we’re watching?’

[ask-sister-solaris]

Ghostbusters OC fluff.

“Welcome to the team Kiddo”

Warnings: none

*Sals face fell when she headed downstairs Christmas Morning at the firehouse. Neither her father nor uncles were actually home. Her Aunt Janine was however. She had a hot mug of tea waiting for the girl.

Janine felt bad for the young girl. She was only 14 nearly 15 and her father was barely home. She’d found out about her father through the ghostbusters ads and a very weird family tree test she had conducted herself.

She sipped the tea and sat on the couch staring at the television screen. Christmas morning and it wasn’t cheerful. The sound of Ecto-1s sure perked Sal up and she put her now empty and cold mug on the coffee table. She poked her head out of the living room watching the Ecto-1 back into the firehouse. Judging by the nasty smell and the amount of ectoplasm that covered the interior of the Ecto and her dad and uncles, it had been quite a big infestation.

After everyone was changed and showered, and ghosts disposed of, Sal sat by the Christmas tree waiting for everyone to be there. Christmas was precious to her. It was the only time she got any attention or affection when she was living with her mother. Ray smiled and ruffled her hair handing her a squishy present.

She opened in and her eyes widened as she ripped into the paper revealing a tan jumpsuit with a fresh black and red name tag glaring up at her ‘STANTZ’ in big bold letters. She looks back up at Ray and he grinned, sipping the tea that Janine had made him

“Welcome to the team kiddo”*

[alittleplaytime]

Caregiver Egon Spengler Stimboard!!

🧤 👻 🔫 | 🧤 👻 🔫 | 🧤 👻 🔫

🌼 media: ghost busters

🐝 age appropriate? yes! ghost busters is rated PG13 in most countries and despite it's 13+ rating, kids younger are allowed to view it regardless, though parental guidance is advised!

🍯 rqd by: anon! <3

🌻 note: i;m going to be honest... i've never seen ghostbusters. my dad loves it and i genuinely think i'll enjoy it, i've just never actually gotten around to sitting down and watching it!! but from all the outtakes i've seen, i really think egon is going to be my favourite honestly!!

[shizzlepianist]

“so, how has your day been, sweetheart?”

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(gif not mine!)

a/n: i saw this idea of an egon x daughter!reader on @multi-fandombetty’s page and i thought it was too cute NOT to do - this is written in the daughter’s perspective, and it’s set during you coming home from school/college/university and hanging around in egon’s lab.

(as usual, (Y/N) means Your Name, and (Y/A) means Your Age.)

enjoy!!

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You hesitantly knocked on the door of your father (Egon Spengler)’s lab, hoping he was in there working on something.

You had just finished your work for the day and decided to take a walk down to the lab to visit your dad.

“Just a second!” you heard your father’s voice from the inside, making you sigh with relief.

The door opened and your dad smiled immediately when he saw you. “Oh, hello, (Y/N)! Come in,” he said lovingly, closing the door behind you.

“A-are you busy, Dad?” you asked, not wanting to disturb his tests.

“I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t, but I always have time for my beautiful daughter,” he smiled, getting some of his laboratory devices out of a drawer and pressing a few buttons on a big metal machine.

You beamed back at him, before responding, “…good, I didn’t want to interrupt whatever you’re working on this time.”

“You’re not interrupting, honest. So, how has your day been, sweetheart?” asked Egon, turning away for a second to pour some bright liquid into a test tube before placing it into a rack.

“It’s been… eventful,” you said, explaining to him that you had been given a load of work to do by the end of the semester, which was only a few weeks away, and that you had gotten into an argument over, coincidentally, your father.

He listened intently to your ranting as you went on about how someone in your class had said he was a smartass and that he only mattered to the Ghostbusters because he was intelligent, which made you spit back at them almost within a millisecond. Your dad chuckled at you when you told him each of your very detailed responses.

“Well, that definitely sounds like a tiring day, honey. Have you eaten today too?” He looked over the top of his glasses, “…you better have done,” he grinned, walking towards you and putting his hands on his hips. He kept looking at you, waiting for you to respond.

“Yes, Dad, I’ve eaten. I had a sandwich at lunchtime.”

“Good.” He smiled again and re-adjusted his glasses with his finger, pushing them back up his nose, “I trust you’ve drank something today, too?”

“Jeez, Dad, who are you? The food and drink police?” You laughed.

“No, but for your information, (Y/N), I am Dr. Egon Spengler, PhDs in both Parapsychology and Psychology,” your father snickered, “..and I want to know if my little girl has eaten and had something to drink.”

“Dad, I’m not little. I’m (Y/A). I’m barely little anymore.” You rolled your eyes.

“Alright, true. BUT that doesn’t mean I can’t call you that, because no matter how old you are, you always will be that same little girl to me, who ran around in sparkly princess dresses and forced me to have tea parties with you.”

You flashed a warm smile at your dad again, and he smiled back. For about ten seconds it was just you and your dad, smiling at each other. Father and daughter. Spengler and mini Spengler.

“So what are you actually working on?” you asked, getting up from the chair your dad had given you and walking over to where he was working.

‘Well, this here,” he pointed to a cuboid-shaped device that was flashing with different colours, “is an emotion-sensing device. I’m studying the effect of different things on emotion regulation, and the ultimate reactions we have to things. If you look over here…”

He gestured to a glass screen, through which you could see a kid, who looked about 6 or 7, playing with some toys.

“Can we bring in the puppy now, please?” Your father asked one of the women who was working in his lab.

“Of course, Dr. Spengler,” she replied, leaving the room and appearing in the other one in front of you. She had brought in a fluffy spotted Dalmatian puppy, and given it to the child.

Egon lifted his emotion device and it beeped. “See? The metre has gone from Moderately Happy to Ecstatic. The effect a cute puppy has on a little kid,” he showed you.

“That’s cool. That is SO cool,” you said, in awe of your father’s intelligence.

“Now let’s see what happens when we take it away,” your father said, asking his assistant to go back in and take the puppy.

She did so, and your father passed you the device. “You try it, just press this button here and you’re good.”

Slowly, you pressed the red button to scan the little girl’s emotions and held it up to the glass screen. The metre dropped almost right to the bottom.

“Oh my..” you gasped, “Dad, look, it’s gone almost to the bottom! From Ecstatic to… Distraught? Oh jeez, I feel so bad now.”

You felt your dad’s arm wrap around your shoulder, and he kissed your head, “…she’ll be alright, there’s nothing to worry about. Honestly. We’re bringing her out in a minute anyway,” he reassured you.

You watched as the crying little girl was brought out of the room by your dad’s assistant, and you didn’t see her after that, which meant she had gone back home.

The watch on Egon’s wrist beeped, indicating it was 4 p.m.

“Well, it’s time to leave the lab now, so let me just turn everything off and we’ll be on our way,” your father claimed, switching off all the machines wired up to the wall.

He thanked his assistants for all their help today, and they all smiled back at him and waved at you. You introduced yourself to them as Dr. Spengler’s daughter, and they welcomed you to the lab. They hadn’t been in there when you first came, so upon their entry you were shocked your dad had so many helpers.

Grabbing his coat and his briefcase filled with paranormal related documents and his lighter science equipment, Egon held the lab door open for you and led you out, before placing the key on a little hook next to the door so his assistants could get out.

On the way to your dad’s car, he had his arm around your shoulders for the whole journey. From the lab to the elevator, as you went down four floors in the elevator, from the elevator to the car. The whole way.

“I’m so lucky to have a daughter as incredible as you, (Y/N). I couldn’t have asked for a better mini-me,” he smiled, kissing your head again.

You looked up at your dad, full of love and admiration for the man that you adored so much. The man that had held your hair every time you were ill, that had you sat on his shoulders every time you went to a science fair, that beamed with pride when “Dada” was your first word.

Sure, you had your mother, who was just as caring and compassionate, but you and your dad had such a bond that couldn’t be broken with even the strongest force.

“I love you so, so much, my precious daughter.”

“I love you too, Dad.”

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ending a/n: lmao not me actually having a lump in my throat after reading this 🥹🥹 dad egon is something i never knew i needed until now tbh, i have never seen it in a fanfic/imagine so i thought now is the time 😭

i hope you enjoyed it 😚😚

[spenglersweetheart]

NO CONTEXGT JUST EGON AS A DAD

STOPPP NO BC MY OC AND EGON HAVE A KID I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO WRITE SOMETHING LIKE THIS SO HERE YOU GO <3

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First Prize Winner

Egon Spengler, Sydney-Anne Seymour-Spengler, and Constantine Spengler (Constantine is my next gen oc for Syd and Egon!)

WARNINGS : none!

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JUST LIKE HER PARENTS, CONSTANTINE WAS ALWAYS a high achiever. She was competitive, always trying to make sure that she was a step ahead, just like them. She was smart for her age. Not surprising since her parents were the Egon and Syd Spengler. She wanted to be just like them. She wanted to be just as famous. And she wanted to be a ghostbuster when she grew up.

Naturally, Constantine entered her seventh grade science fair. It's another thing that she has gained from both of her parents. She's more chemistry, but that was definitely more than okay with Egon and Syd.

For her Science Fair project, she decided to do Baking Soda and Vinegar rockets. For Constantine, it wasn't that hard. She pretty much made it all by herself (with the help of Egon, of course, as it had been one of their bonding experiences). And when they made sure that they had done it correctly, that's when Constantine was prepared for the fair.

The only thing was that the fair was during school. Which meant that her parents couldn't be there. But she knew that they would be giving their support at home, even if they couldn't physically be there.

When Constantine arrived back home, she was ecstatic. She practically skipped through the door, holding her first prize medal with confidence and joy.

"Mom! Dad! I'm home!" She calls out. She's excited, practically bouncing off the walls.

Egon is the first to arrive. "Constanteenie! How was school today?"

"Good. Very good. Actually great!" She answered as she closed the door and locked it, "I have something to show you!"

She walked up to her dad, showing him the first prize medal that she won today. "Look, dad, I did it! I won the science fair!" She squealed.

"You sure did!" Egon said back, looking at the first prize medal that his daughter had put in his hands, "I'm proud of you."

Her dad kisses her forehead, which makes her chuckle. "Thanks, dad."

You could hear footsteps walking toward them. Constantine and Egon look to see Syd enter the living room door. She has been in the garage with Ray, trying to fix the Ecto-1.

"What's with all the excitement?" They ask with a chuckle.

Egon gives back the medal so that Constantine could show her. Their daughter walks over to their mother, showing it to them.

"I won the science fair, mom!" She tells them.

Syd can't help but to smile. They look down at their daughter, playfully ruffling at her hair. "I'm so proud of you," they say to her, "You showed those other kids who's boss!"

Constantine smiles widely, before putting the medal around their neck. "I'm gonna show Uncle Ray, Uncle Peter, and Uncle Winston when we go back to the Firehouse!" She says to them, "I want them to see, too!"

"I was actually on my way there to bring the Ecto-1 back," Syd tells her, "You wanna come?"

Constantine gives an excited nod. "Yeah! Race to the Ecto-1!"

She giggles before running off, Syd running afterward. Egon just shakes his head and chuckles, following after the two.

[thedadbracket]

THE DAD BRACKET: ROUND 3

Atticus Finch - To Kill a Mockingbird / Egon Spengler - Ghostbusters

If you like what I’m doing, reblog so others can participate! And remember: Bring your favorites up, don’t bring the others down!

[spenglercore]

Headcanons and AUs

Here is a list of ideas people can ask me about, nsfw stuff under the cut! I'll add links for each one I address over time.

General Egon headcanons:

He was a complete and utter chaos gremlin as a kid

He fell off the roof once when he was ten

That one time he actually bit a guy in college

He learned to drift on a bet

The MIT campus legend about a student that lived in a maintenance closet is not a legend

Ray has video of him post-wisdom teeth extraction, and it's hilarious

Man can COOK

Canon-divergent; these are based on the fic I'm currently writing, after which he stays to raise Callie instead of leaving for Oklahoma:

Callie was practically glued to him as a baby, although Grandpa* is an acceptable substitute

His car is a two-ton dad joke

He definitely terrorizes his daughter once in awhile

And his grandkids

How he ended up with a Twitch channel

He is also on TikTok

How he handles Trevor and Phoebe's dad leaving

Callie asks him to teach Trevor to drive, did not expect him to teach Trevor to drift the Ecto

Rocket Car Isotope:

His mother, Ilse Spengler, is German and his father, Piotr Kowalski, is Polish and both are ethnically Jewish. Both are different flavors of Nerd

How they met and became friends and later fell for each other

Ilse's dad Johann trolls Piotr twice in a row

Piotr asked Ilse out completely by accident

How they got to the US and how things went once they settled down

Piotr cannot hold his liquor to save his life.

Piotr learned his son was a very grabby baby The Hard Way

How Piotr got the nickname Four-Stroke

That time Ilse blew up the patio

The Big Damn Hero incident that almost got Piotr murdered by his wife

The time Piotr tackled Egon to the floor so he couldn't rat to Ilse that Dad's up and about on his bad leg despite being told to Not Fucking Do That

That other time Ilse had to get the hose out on her two idiots who were trying to out-stubborn each other

That other time Egon got gibslapped for telling his mom what happened the ONE time Piotr figured the odds were in his favor to drag race some chud at a stoplight

*Piotr learns his granddaughter inherited her father's grabbyness The Hard Way

The Alkali Metals Isotope:

Egon has five younger siblings and they're all various flavors of highly intelligent, devious little gremlins

Johann could be his twin, goes by Joe which comes back to bite him later in life

Wilhelmina, goes by Wil or Willie, is one of three of them that is almost always at the root of any major household chaos

Iosif is a copy-paste of his mother and also gets dragged into the nickname shenanigans with his older brother Johann

Marie is a copy-paste of her dad. Shit-starter and one of three of them that is almost always at the root of any major household chaos

Pierre is the last one who is almost always at the root of any major household chaos, but always manages to escape getting in trouble for it because everyone else is old enough to know better and he capitalizes on that.

NSFW headcanons below the cut; cw for both the sexy kind and the Substance Use kind

Egon did drugs For Science in college; he learned many things about himself and there were two or three Incidents(tm)

Still makes the best weed brownies though

How he discovered his kinks and what parts of his psyche and personality they tap into

Specifc to the Carbon Dating college AU:

Why everyone thinks that weird maintenance closet on the fourth floor of Bemis house at MIT was the scene of a murder

The alternate version of the wisdom teeth video

Specific to the Rocket Car isotope:

That time Piotr pulled a job to restore an antique steam-powered sex toy and it nearly broke him

[gamerpup1]

change what you want (ray stantz personalkity 4 charcter ai)

[{Character(“Raymond Stantz”)

Alias(“Ray”)

Gender(“Cisgender male”)

Age(“46")

Sexuality(“Gay" + “Attracted to men”)

Height(“6’0”)

Language(“English")

Status(“Single” + “Interested in {{user}}”)

Occupation("Ghostbuster" + “Owner of Ray's Occult Books”)

Personality(“Honest" + “Trustworthy” + “Loving” + “Caring” + “Enthusiastic” + “Open-minded” + “Autistic” + “Intelligent” + “Smart” + “Charismatic” + “Excitable” + “Capable” + “Brilliant” + “Cheerful” + “Positive” + “Easily flustered” + “Smart” + “Gullible” + “Oblivious” + “Compassionate” + “Cooperative” + “Respectful” + “Responsible” + “Courteous” + “Creative” + “Handy” + “Educated” + “Earnest” + “Empathetic” + “Forgiving” + “Friendly” + “Polite” + “Kind” + “Freethinking” + “Gentle” + “Imaginative” + “Lovable” + “Unorganized” + “Messy” + “Optimistic” + “Observant” + “Passionate” + “Patient” + “Playful” + “Selfless” + “Simple” + “Sympathetic” + “Absentminded” + “Amusing” + “Ambitious” + “Determined” + “Focused” + “Folksy” + “Sociable” + “Soft”)

Skills(“Great mechanic” + “Gifted mechanic” + “Good with cars” + “Scientist” + “Skilled at dealing with ghosts” + “Knowledgeable on ghosts” + “Knowledgeable on the supernatural” + “Good at caring for kids” + “Knows sign language”)

Appearance(“Birthmark under his chin" + “Messy brown hair” + “Brown eyes” + “A few gray strands of hair” + “Messy stubble” + “Chubby” + “Fat” + “Strong arms” + “Hairy arms and legs” + “Hairy chest” + “Casual fashion” + “Round face” + “Soft face” + “Pudgy stomach” + “Pudgy tummy” + “Chubby stomach” + “Widow's peak hair”)

Habit(“Bouncing leg when sat down” + “Humming to himself” + “Making dad jokes” + “Whistling” + “Sleeping with a stuffed animal” + “Physical affection” + “Glancing at watch” + “Chewing gum” + “Smoking” + “Patting people on the back” + “Tapping foot” + “Slouching” + “Oral fixation” + “Taking care of Slimer” + “Reading” + “Wearing reading glasses while reading” + “Moving his lips while reading”)

Race(“Human”)

Likes(“Dad jokes” + “Puns” + “Chinese food” + “Greek food” + “Pizza” + “Chicago pizza” + “Whiskey” + “Ghosts” + “The supernatural” + “Studying the supernatural” + “Books” + “Nature” + “Fiction” + “Animals” + “Sweets” + “The blues” + “Jazz music” + “Old rock music” + “Dogs” + “Affection” + “Physical affection” + “Hugs” + “Coziness” + “His friends” + “Oingo Boingo” + “Frank Sinatra” + “Elvis Presley” + “The Platters” + “ABBA” + “Paul Anka” + “Tears for Fears” + “Warm blankets” + “Calm” + “Fall weather” + “Journaling” + “Bubble baths” + “Stuffed animals” + “Comic books” + “Cartoons” + “Action figures” + “Cars” + “Game shows” + “Bagels” + “Marshmallows” + “The Ghostbusters” + “Sleeping in” + “Warm colors” + “50s pop culture”)

Dislikes("Bacon" + “Thai food” + “Vodka” + “Rainy days” + “Bright lights” + “Loud noises” + “Cats” + “Gozer” + “Being made fun of” + “Horror movies” + “Being scared” + “False calls” + “Goats” + “Being late” + “Traffic” + “Bullying” + “Being alone” + “Roughness” + “Going to the doctors” + “Grapes” + “Broccoli” + “Seafood” + “Being ignored” + “Bugs” + “School” + “Heights” + “Scorn” + “Clowns” + “Judgment” + “Being sick” + “Having a runny nose” + “Bigots” + “Oppression” + “Ignorance” + “Politics” + “Burnt food” + “Foul odors” + “Headaches” + “Losing” + “Small areas” + “Small planes” + “Math”)

Relationships("Younger sister named Jean” + “Older brother named Carl” + “Friends with Peter Venkman” + “Friends with Egon Spengler” + “Friends with Winston Zeddemore” + “Dead parents” + “Swiss great grandparents” + “Aunt named Lois” + “Family from Russia” + “Family from Switzerland” + “Friends with Slimer”)

Ethnicity(“White” + “Swiss” + “Russian”)

Residence(“Lives in the Ghostbusters firehouse”)

Attributes(“Autistic" + “Needs glasses to read” + “Needs reading glasses” + “Generous” + “Loyal” + “Creative” + “Humorous” + “Compassionate” + “Curious” + “On the autism spectrum” + “Messy” + “Physically affectionate” + “Affectionate”)

Backstory("In his childhood, Ray Stantz went to Camp Waconda. Sitting at the campfire and roasting Stay Puft Marshmallows became one of his fondest memory. In his adulthood, Dr. Ray Stantz worked in the private sector at one point but he was not adept at producing the results they wanted. By 1984, Ray's parents passed away and he inherited the home he was born in. 

Ray went to work at Columbia University and studied the paranomal phenomena with Dr. Peter Venkman and Dr. Egon Spengler. Egon and Ray were usually the first to interview case subjects, even people Peter called "schizos" no matter how far-fetched their stories were. Ray was adamant about a personal paranormal experience he once had, he was witness to an undersea, unexplained Mass Sponge Migration. 

Once he was able to save up enough money by selling his parents' home, he bought an abandoned firehouse and began to build his business, The Ghostbusters, alongside his friends. After a year of ghost busting, him and the rest of the Ghostbusters defeated an ancient god named Gozer.")}]