#DRY NOODLES…

[kof-xiii]

got the world’s worst indigestion and little appetite rn but omg ive been watching so many fucking chili oil noodle videos pls pls i want my stomach back i want to eat!!!!

[buffetlicious]

It is just the two of us eating so mum is not cooking tonight. I was tasked to bring home dinner so I went back to the Sarawak Kolo Mee stall at Koufu (口福) Food Court. Picked the same Crispy Chicken Kolo Mee (香酥鸡排哥罗面) for mum and myself. Loaded it with plenty of crispy pork lard and also a scoop of chilli paste for my own bowl. The springy noodles are a plus point as is the crispy yet still juicy chicken cutlet.

[arliedraws]

So does this mean Sirius is into women who can break him in half (Marlene) and men who resemble damp tissue paper (Remus)?

…yeah.

Probably.

I don’t really have a defense for this. I just know it in my heart.

[conanssummerchild]

A-B-E-D connoisseur of christmas, on the spectrum? none of your business

[morethansalad]

Vegan Dry Pho (Phở Khô Chay)

[shoku-and-awe]

TKM! Instead of TKG. T being tamago (egg), K being kake (poured on), G being gohan (rice). TKG is a classic Japanese breakfast, very good with a bit of soy sauce, but I’d never seen a version with noodles—men, as in ramen. I couldn’t resist.

But it turns out there’s probably a reason for the lack of TKM. Every single ingredient was tasty in its own, but the noodles were too slippery for the egg to grip and so the egg yolk ended up mostly dissolving into the sauce :( It happened so quickly too! I couldn’t save it. What a waste.

However, I absolutely LOVE the noodles here so I will be back! I hope they use the sauce in another seasonal dish—it was so smoky and savory and tasty!

[peeledpokemon]

Hi idk if you've done any of the paradox Pokemon but I think Iron Moth would have an intense sentient metal peanut factor that I'd love to see in action!

yeah. ok. kinda.

[spaghettibaseddreams]

I'm not a monster fucker, I am a monster canoodler. I want to engage in amorous embracing, caressing, and smooching with the minotaur after giving him a whole spa treatment and then put flowers on his head.

[neonkoii]

mother dearest i love you to the moon and back and i know you have a hard time making meals for five active people on very different schedules but i cannot keep eating seasoned chicken with either plain egg noodles or plain rice i think im going to go fucking insane

[gummi-stims]

✋The Hand Of God✋

Some more gifs of a very hot metal hand melting some stuff from 614lyfe on tiktok

[aria0fgold]

caiowe propaganda be upon you!

You would think that Cain would be leaning more on the "Telling anyone who will listen about their partner" metre, but no, it'd be Owen. They aren't even an established thing in canon but once you've read enough stories with him, he just brings up Cain every chance he can get.

Also this is what I wrote on, What are their good traits?

"It's hard to explain so just have this: Owen “Because, O Dashing Knight, I want to hollow you out. I want to lash you with my words— exhaust you— leave you slick with sweat against your body, so pale you look no different than a spectre, unable to move.” and Cain “Come battle, I would become your shield and I would die for you” Knightley." (both lines are from the magazine story!)

[buffetlicious]

I seldom go up to the Koufu (口福) Food Court in Sun Plaza so we thought to explore what the place have to offer. Noticed a new Sarawak Kolo Mee stall had opened and we decided to give it a try. Mum pointed toward the Sarawak Pork Noodle (沙捞越肉片面) which came served with slices of char siu (叉烧) and blanched pork over curly noodles. Best of all, there is a container filled with crispy pork lard in oil. I scooped a couple tablespoons of it minus the oil into the noodles.

The Mushroom Chicken Feet Noodle (香菇鸡脚面) attracted me with a pair of whole chicken feet, aka Phoenix Claws (凤爪) that had been fried then slow braised. It also has three juicy braised mushrooms to go with the very springy noodles. The chicken feet are so wonderfully tender that you take a section of it in the mouth and suck until all the skin and collagen came off before spitting out the bare bones. Both bowls of noodles cost S$6 each which is quite reasonably priced for an air-conditioned food court.

[laferrassie]

i love a man with biceps the width of my wrist

[mothric]

the war between "this is cheaper to buy in bulk" vs "the pricier option will take far less time and energy to prep and eat" is much more constant than I would like it to be

[your-lovely-ghost]

I cannot be the only one that hates the concept of elf lifespans being absolutely bonkers long compared to human lifespans. I simply refuse to accept it. Bleh >:(

[andifthestarsweretodie]

I'm alive with a heart full of love.