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dandyshucks · 1 year ago

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I WANNA BE A JANITORRRR

#i've been thinking that'd be a fun job for YEARS but now that i am thinking about julian so often im like YES THIS IS MY CALLING #imagine... if i finally get back into employment... and its all because of a little janitor on a silly little podcast giving me the push...#i AM wanting to finally go back into working though so i can stop just bleeding money. at least staunch the flow a little #i did the math and if i work 12 hours a week at min wage then that'll cover rent and groceries hopefully each month #AND THEN if i work more... i'll have spending money.... OHHHH HOW LOVELY THAT'D BE #if it weren't for covid then i would absolutely go work part time at my old DQ job bc it was honestly fun fdsjkl #i just got burnt out and landed in the psych ward (true story) SO. if i worked only part time then that wouldnt happen again...#BUT. unfortunately. covid exists. and i'm not aiming to catch it again lmao. already was disabled by it once. i dont want MORE.#BUT I WANNA BE A JANITORRR i love cleaning (not my own space though FSDJKL) and i wouldnt have to talk to people....#DREAM JOB. TBH.#dandy.cmd

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rainystressed247 · 13 days ago

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Tuesday spells fantasy and ethereal!

Without a doubt a stage for fae!Dream! <3

Prompt list under cut:

#dream fanart #rainystressedart #fae!dream #DreamInDressesWeek #blob being blob #one of the best job in the world tbh

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deepwaterwritingprompts · 4 months ago

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Text: I am a park ranger, most of the time. But when the woods decide they need defending, I become something else. Antlers, sharp teeth, night vision, and more, all gifts I like using too much.

#creative writing #writing prompts #dream job tbh #woods #bodies #inhuman #this person IS the nature reserve #nature's reserve #you get it maybe

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merlins-strawberriesandroses · 5 months ago

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The thing no one ever considers while writing up character analyses about Merlin is that. he must have been sooooooo sleepy.

#I see everyone talking about the nuances when you look at Merlin through [x] lens #BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SLEEPY LENS #WE CAN’T KEEP SLEEPING ON THE SLEEPY LENS #(can u tell I'm exhausted)#see this reads as if I'm joking but I'm actually being SO serious. I think the lack of rest was a significant factor in Merlin's conduct #IF he got a solid 8 hours of sleep + 2 hours minimum JUST to himself everyday uninterrupted... I just know things would turn out different #like it isn't even asking for much. decent sleep + a frankly sad amount of down-time. and yet. I know he didn't get that w those 3 jobs #ugh #he must have been TIRED do you hear me #even applies to morgana she looked tired tbh. those prophetic dreams probably weren't great for restfulness. sad what she did but #she did seem sleepy #okay ignore this I am going through it. extrinsic intrinsic coagulation pathways have gotten to me if u know what I mean #actually wait no if anyone sees this don't ignore it #HE MUST HAVE BEEN SO SLEEPY and everyone must understand. SLEEPy.#I hope I do not wake up and reread this and wonder why I posted this. but like I feel like I am the correctest person on planet earth rn #I've been thinking abt merlin's nap deprived state for years now tbh #merlin #bbc merlin

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demaparbat-hp · 9 months ago

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... oh, boy.

#zutara #atla #zuko #avatar the last airbender #katara #wip #crossroads of destiny #Guess the song~#Doing comics inspired by songs is my dream job tbh. This one's is one of AURORA's so buckle up #Here I am posting wips because this artwork is taking forever to finish #Oh well #zutara art #zutara fanart

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wiredalienvampire · 6 months ago

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together at the sunset

Btw, incase yr wondering how long I took on this piece

Thats thirteen hours and 58 minutes in total btw!

#Jesus H christ this was one of the most time consuming things I have drawn #All because I wanted to draw a cute painting with gay teensies with an actual background. God #Rayman #grand minimus #Goth teensie #Goth teensy #Teensie #digital art #Digital painting #Artists on tumblr #In retrospect I don't think I did a bad job. I did a decent job with the colors #I could of painted the trees better tho. They look like clouds with herpes #Rayman origins #Fanart #Dreaming doodles #Goth x minimus #Gothimus? Minigoth? I use those ship names interchangeably tbh

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skeleton-out-the-closet · 6 months ago

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the alters' control room skills are so funny to me because like

you have the most vital part of the landship, where every other operation is supervised constantly to ensure the whole of RI can keep functioning, where you need to have five whole operators to make sure it all works out

and four of them are goofing off so hard that they're not even getting tired

all the while Yato is forced to be the only one doing actual work, slowly but inevitably losing her morale while the others get some snacks and watch a movie on the main control screen or something

#dream job tbh #technically noir corne COULD be doing actual work but id have to raise him for that #and maybe one day ill do it but who knows #the morale they lost is because i was testing to see how to make degenbrecher's base skills work #dont mind ho'olheyak in the room below she was sentenced to clue 1 gathering for her crimes #Arknights

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hotchnerbau · 1 year ago

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imagine being an actor hired to play one of the victims on criminal minds and having to pretend to be dead while the bau stares at you intently

#dream job tbh #criminal minds

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girljpg · 1 month ago

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also i've been thinking lately (always) about how to go about living in japan... do I go the student visa route and work part time remotely or try to find part time english teaching work and work part time remotely.

#help me #i guess w the student visa i only get two years but maybe i only need two years tbh #but i have plenty of esl teaching experience i could easily get a nicer tutoring job #this is still years away for me atm but I like to dream

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devilsskettle · 19 days ago

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okay ACTUALLY the real reason trying to reread death of a salesman is depressing is because biff is complaining about making $28/hour in 1949. i would kill to make $28/hour in 2024. okay wait just looked up how much $28 in 1949 would be worth today and it’s $371.17. i’m so mad rn. that’s my whole rent in 1 hour 🙃

#whatever. more people should read stuff about how the american dream is bullshit and we’re all working ourselves to the grave for nothing #not like i have a GREAT job or anything but it’s well above minimum wage and it’s good pay for the type of work #+ really good benefits tbh like i have really good healthcare to be fair #but i do feel kind of called out by mr. miller rn

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free-n-wild · 1 year ago

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Y'ALL guess who has an interview tomorrow with my state's wildlife rescue as an emergency phone operator? 👀

And if that doesn't work out I have another company wanting to interview me on Friday for a marine feeder/diver at the aquarium in the city, I'm so excited!!

#it's basically 911 for injured wildlife and i'm SO keen bc i'd collaborate with vets & zoos & rehabbers and it's just aaaa i'm so nervous!!#i'd love to do it bc there's also a chance for hands-on training in wildlife rescue which is just the dream isn't it??#but also the marine job would be so neat bc i'd be feeding/supervising sharks and fish + getting certified as a diver in the meantime 👀#i don't know which position i'm into more tbh but fingers crossed at least one of them is successful!!

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ignocubo · 3 months ago

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talkinh about orion and the dark again because it makes me so angry how the night entities are so hateful to dark for wanting to be liked and then they ditched him the absolute second some random kid WHO MAKES THEIR LIVES HELL basically said they'd be more liked if they were day entities. i can't get behind the portrayal of the night entities being fickle because up until that point in the movie THEY WEREN'T. they seemed to have a firm grasp of the responsibilities of their jobs and visibly enjoyed doing them (you know, when they weren't being interfered with). you're telling me a single fire was enough to change their mind about their cosmic duties?? backtracking a bit, why does it take them the whole movie to realize how important dark is to their job? you'd think at least sweet dreams, and quiet would have been on his side in the breakup scene but everyone turned their back on him the moment the moment they had a chance. how did they even know they could exist in the daytime? either they've lingered behind before (which i find hard to believe because again, up until orion's rant they stood on business about their jobs) or they foolishly assumed that despite being night entities along with dark, they stood a better chance in daylight than he did.

#orion and the dark #the night entities are the worst part of this movie tbh #when sweet dream shifted over i SCREAMED #and then they had the nerve to make her and dark an otp GRRRR #dark did not deserve that shitty ass team #“dark stop trying to get the humans to like you!!! that's not your job!!! think of the cosmic consequences!!!”#“anyway we're all going to abandon you to work in the day because we suddenly have a carnal desire for colors and being liked”#insomnia is a real one though #he only left because he didn't want to be overworked

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6ebe · 3 months ago

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Applying for 50 jobs within 12 months and not getting a single offer is almost an accomplishment woah I’m so talented x