#DREAM JOB. TBH.

[dandyshucks]

I WANNA BE A JANITORRRR

[deepwaterwritingprompts]

Text: I am a park ranger, most of the time. But when the woods decide they need defending, I become something else. Antlers, sharp teeth, night vision, and more, all gifts I like using too much. 

[merlins-strawberriesandroses]

The thing no one ever considers while writing up character analyses about Merlin is that. he must have been sooooooo sleepy.

[demaparbat-hp]

... oh, boy.

[ggtia]

can you imagine having to tweet about identifying as a dildo and looking for band mates on grindr on liam gallagher’s behalf. as your job.

[wiredalienvampire]

together at the sunset

Btw, incase yr wondering how long I took on this piece

Thats thirteen hours and 58 minutes in total btw!

[hotchnerbau]

imagine being an actor hired to play one of the victims on criminal minds and having to pretend to be dead while the bau stares at you intently

[skeleton-out-the-closet]

the alters' control room skills are so funny to me because like

you have the most vital part of the landship, where every other operation is supervised constantly to ensure the whole of RI can keep functioning, where you need to have five whole operators to make sure it all works out

and four of them are goofing off so hard that they're not even getting tired

all the while Yato is forced to be the only one doing actual work, slowly but inevitably losing her morale while the others get some snacks and watch a movie on the main control screen or something

[free-n-wild]

Y'ALL guess who has an interview tomorrow with my state's wildlife rescue as an emergency phone operator? 👀

And if that doesn't work out I have another company wanting to interview me on Friday for a marine feeder/diver at the aquarium in the city, I'm so excited!!

[ignocubo]

talkinh about orion and the dark again because it makes me so angry how the night entities are so hateful to dark for wanting to be liked and then they ditched him the absolute second some random kid WHO MAKES THEIR LIVES HELL basically said they'd be more liked if they were day entities. i can't get behind the portrayal of the night entities being fickle because up until that point in the movie THEY WEREN'T. they seemed to have a firm grasp of the responsibilities of their jobs and visibly enjoyed doing them (you know, when they weren't being interfered with). you're telling me a single fire was enough to change their mind about their cosmic duties?? backtracking a bit, why does it take them the whole movie to realize how important dark is to their job? you'd think at least sweet dreams, and quiet would have been on his side in the breakup scene but everyone turned their back on him the moment the moment they had a chance. how did they even know they could exist in the daytime? either they've lingered behind before (which i find hard to believe because again, up until orion's rant they stood on business about their jobs) or they foolishly assumed that despite being night entities along with dark, they stood a better chance in daylight than he did.

[earlgreybaby]

something something... i feel so shallow every time i say i'm doing a degree in fashion. bc it's been a dream of mine since i was a child, and perhaps it started from a shallow place of whatever media i consumed as a child but i'm also an adult now with a lot more substance. i gave up on the dream and pursued academia bc i didn't believe my values and morals could align with working in fashion, but then adhd hid me and i realised how much i needed a degree that was creative & practical. like i need to have fabric and scissors in my hand and to shape something, not just be thinking in abstract theories etc etc. and more importantly, i have realised that my morals and values are solid and will always follow me, so whatever i end up doing in fashion it will be something that is sustainable, it's something that doesn't abuse workers, it's something that doesn't romanticise the elite etc.

[lunarlegend]

team meeting today, and my boss just went on and on about what a great job i do and how i've exceeded her expectations 🥹😭

[6ebe]

Applying for 50 jobs within 12 months and not getting a single offer is almost an accomplishment woah I’m so talented x

[writingonleaves]

a bit of personal news, but i got a job offer today🥹

[paimonial-rage]

My favorite works in no particular order:

Tipsy Tales (Anemo Boys)

Symbiosis (Ayato)

What Destiny Has Brought (Fischl)

Hello How Are You (Gorou)

Follow the Wind II (Kazuha)

Of the Same Coin (Mika)

Songs of the Wind (Venti)

Nothing Lasts Forever (Yae Miko)

Sharing a Drink They Call Loneliness (Zhongli)

Of Hopes and Prayers (Zhongli)

[natreads]

I got a job as a bookseller!!!