#DORK i love her

[honestlyitsjustsam]

favourite moments of bg3 -> (5/?)

[mameillieureennemie]

vi x reader

inspired by the tik tok trend where someone tells their significant other they'd like an orange. there was a really sweet one where one told their partner they felt like an orange and their partner mistook it for them mentally feeling like a fruit and i think vi would do that.

"babe, i feel like an orange," you say, looking at vi who's laid on top of you. she nuzzles into your neck, causing you to laugh a little as her nose brushes against a ticklish spot.

"oh yeah?" vi murmurs, her words caressing your skin. "that's interesting because i feel like an apple."

you blink up at the ceiling, your brows furrowing in confusion.

"...what?" you ask after a moment.

"yeah, like i'm all hard and crunchy but i'm actually refreshing and delicious," she continues, unaware of how you're about to start cackling. "i agree with you being an orange. you're all vibrant and soft and sweet."

you're trying so hard not to laugh, but pearls of it are escaping you as you hold vi closer. oh, your sweet baby, she has no idea what you mean.

"baby?"

"yes, sweetness?"

"i meant i feel like eating an orange."

"...oh." vi removes her face from her haven in your neck to look at you, adorably puzzled. "then why didn't you say so?"

"i—" you start to explain but simply shake your head fondly, heart overwhelmed with the pure love you have for this woman. "my bad, baby."

"i'll get you an orange any day," vi says as she removes herself from you and goes to the kitchen. "i actually bought some yesterday because i knew you'd crave some. how do you want me to cut it for you? cubes? wedges?"

your smile's so wide that it hurts your face.

"any way you do it, i'm happy."

[rebouks]

Previous // Next

[cackling] Robin: Why don’t you guys find something better to do and pick on someone else-.. or better yet, no one at all! … Titus: What’re you gonna do about it, gingy? … Robin: Is that enough, or do I have to knock all your fucking teeth out too? Titus: The fuck-… Levi: Dude, the team-.. it’s not worth it. Harry: He’s right, man. … [raucous laughter] Aster: What’s so fun-.. woah, what happened? Harry: Gingy just fucking popped off, man! Threatened to knock Tit’s teeth out n’ everything. Aster: Oh my god, and I missed it?! Titus: [scoffs] I’d like to see him start again. Levi: Maybe let your nose heal first… [Levi stifled his laughter as Titus snorted, covering his upper lip with a fresh wave of blood] Aster: What’d he sound like? Molly: His voice was deeper than I thought it’d be. Titus: I think he broke my nose… … Robin: Sorry, I’m just sick of them treating you like that-.. thinking they’re better than everyone, it’s pathetic. … Robin: I don’t care when it’s me but it pisses me off when they do it to you. Robin: I guess I shouldn’t have threatened him though, or punched him quite so hard… … Robin: What..? Alex: Robin, you’re talking-.. like, a lot. Robin: Oh, yeah… [Alex clapped her hands wildly and squealed, failing to conceal her excitement] Alex: Sorry, sorry! I shouldn’t make a big deal out of it, I just-.. it’s exciting! Robin: It’s fine, I don’t usually revert once I’ve started. You can be excited. Alex: AAAAAAAAAAAA!

[restlesskeychains]

Odysseus is on a date with Penelope and he wants to impress her so he just starts rapping

[wasyago]

they have so many belts....

[caramsels]

six gnawing on treats while mono stares blankly at the gingerbread house. they are so unhelpful🖤

[clockworkreapers]

[dork-a-doodle]

You know I just Had To draw Gem and her snail buddy in the Hermit Hollow au

[gl-saveme]

Good luck! My talented artist.

The little happy run jump she does seeing Pleng play guitar and write music again is the cutest shit ever

[rotationalsymmetry]

Imagine being Orion in A Deadly Education.

People are mostly not that interesting to you. They don't like you so much as they like what you can do. Maybe at some point you tried to really connect with someone, and it didn't go that well, so you didn't keep trying. Fighting mals though? You're good at that. It makes sense to you, unlike most of the things people do. It's rewarding -- intrinsically rewarding -- and people seem to be happy that you're doing it? Because they don't like doing it but it benefits them. So, basically no downside.

And you go off to school and it's full of mals, and people think you're great because you fight the mals, and you ignore them as best you can when you're not fighting mals for them. (You're polite, your mother always wanted you to be polite and you don't want people to be mad at you. But you don't do anything beyond being polite.) And people seem to think you're doing a good thing. So. It's ok. It's good enough. The world makes sense, more or less. This is what you're for.

And one day you see a soul eater go under another student's door, and you destroy it like you always do. Except this person is mad at you. Which makes no sense. No one's ever been mad at you before, not for fighting mals. So apparently you did something wrong even though you only did what you always do which has always been right before. But you guess you should probably make it up to her? So when she says she needs to go to the shop at dinner you offer to go with her, why not?

Except somehow she's mad at you again. So you have to make it up to her even more now, you guess?

(You don't like it when people are mad at you, but you know what to do when people are mad at you. You Make It Up To Them, usually by doing whatever they tell you to or fighting a mal or both, and then they stop being mad at you. You prefer to understand why they are mad at you, but most of the time it makes no sense, and you know what to do when it makes no sense to you why someone is mad at you.)

So you guard her door while she fixes it. Which takes her a weirdly long time. You've just taken down several mimics, you're bursting with mana, you'd give her some if she asked. Mana has never been a scarce resource for you; on some level it hasn't really occurred to you that it could be a scarce resource for anyone else. People aren't that interesting to you, you don't think about them much, except when someone tells you to, like your mother making you do flash cards of other kids' names. But she doesn't ask, and she doesn't cheat either, she does things the long and hard way, which makes a third thing all coming from the same person that doesn't mesh with your pre-existing worldview. She's fascinating.

And then she pulls on your mana like it's nothing and she's even more fascinating. How did she do that? Is she a malificer? (Is that why she keeps being so mean to you, when nobody is ever mean to you?) What's going on?

And you've never voluntarily fought alongside anyone else before, but she's good to fight with. She's annoying, but she does also point out things you missed or didn't know.

And she stands up for you, in a way that nobody has ever stood up for you before. She's not nice. She's the opposite of nice. But it's starting to dawn on you that being nice is not the same as something else that seems like it should go with being nice. And if El is not nice to you but is that other thing, maybe some other people who are nice to you are...not that other thing to you?

It's a lot to think about.

Anyways. You like her. You're not very interested in people. But you are interested in El.

And then you have the best day of your life, when you've gotten to take on more mals and scarier mals than you've ever taken on before, and you did it and you were good at it, and you kind of didn't want to leave but you were supposed to leave because that was how the Mission worked, and then you were about to die because you missed the bell and the cleansing fires had started and there was nowhere to go, but at least you were going to die next to El.

But she didn't think she was going to die, and she cast a wall of mortal flame (who does that?) and it worked as a firebreak and you didn't die and no one had ever saved you before. That wasn't how the world worked. Who was this person who kept breaking the rules of how the world worked like they didn't even apply to her?

(And then you look around and she isn't there and you kissed her earlier when you thought you were both going to die, and she, uh, didn't react well and oh no, what if you've ruined everything what if you like her but she doesn't like you like that what if she won't want to be around you any more? What if the one interesting person in the entire world doesn't think you are interesting?) (it'd be ok, right? It was ok before.) (it wouldn't be ok. So maybe it wasn't ok before either.)

[dietmimo]

Winter Date ❄️

[herefortheships]

Observation: Every single time Betelgeuse appears to Lydia he's dressed in his striped suit, except for the last scene in the movie, where he's wearing pajamas. 👀

He made sure to be dressed appropriately to show up in her bed. lol

[aubvrns]

“Alexandra, have you eaten?”

| SVU & Headcanons

Sypnosis — How would Alexandra Cabot react if you scold her for not eating.

Notes — Not the topic, but I take requests!

(Female doctor centered, pronouns used.)

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!!

• — This was the question she was afraid of.

• — Alex was aware that she hadn’t, but she wasn’t sure how you knew she didn’t. You were possibly more of a detective than Olivia when it came to Alex’s health.

• — "Technically, I have drank water—"

• — "Alexandra!"

• — Everytime you scold her, you always used her full name instead of the usual petnames.

• — And everytime you do, she just pouts and avoids eye contact.

• — Alex knew she had to take care of herself, despite the heavy workload and her overtime at the office. But amidst the job, she often forgets.

• — Fortunately, you were always there to remind her the importance of doing so.

• — "Sweetheart, you’ve skipped breakfast, you can’t skip lunch as well."

• — You shake your head, your eyes with less disappointment and more concern.

• — The blonde remains silent, but exhaustion was written all over her face with her sulky moping.

• — You feel bad for nagging, you just simply care. Though in Alex’s point of view, she appreciates you for being attentive.

• — "I’m sorry, I lost track of time."

• — She will do anything to get her tasks done in a day, avoiding to bring her work with her to your home.

• — You sigh, searching for something in your pocket, taking out a scapel by accident.

• — Alex let out a subtle laugh, biting her bottom lip to hide her amusement.

• — "You’re such a doctor, should I eat an apple to keep you away?"

• — You glare at her, clearly not in the mood. Yet you bite back a smile, you were such a doctor.

• — "Maybe you should."

• — "I was joking," she said, "I swear I’m fine. You don’t have to worry about me."

• — You ran your hands through your hair, clearly exasperated.

• — "Do you know how many patients I’ve dealt with Polyphagia? Most of them had eating disorders, and most of them just didn’t eat."

• — "Poly— what?"

• — "Hunger. My point is, I don’t want that to happen to you. You can’t live off coffee."

• — Alex pouts playfully, standing up before walking over to you. Her footsteps as delicate as the way she arms hugged your waist.

• — "Forgive me? I swear I’ll eat. In fact, let’s eat out right now."

• — The attorney whispers, and you can’t resist (the way her hands wrap around your body) her apologetic tone.

• — "Fine, just please."

• — She kisses your forehead, and slowly, your features soften at the affection.

• — Alex almost never display affection in public especially in her workplace, you both agreed to that. But when she does, you know it’s genuine.

• — You were savoring the moment, not until she says:

• — "But water does count, though. Dehydration kills faster than starvation."

• — "Are you legit serious."

!!

[shiningstarr15]

I am asking, no BEGGING this fandom at this point to PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE start depicting Vanessa more as a silly, dorky, awkward, girlfailure loser. Bc THAT IS WHO SHE IS.

Yes she is attractive, but she’s also just an absolute disaster. She’s a disheveled mess, she has massive eyebags, can’t do her makeup worth shit, pulls her pants up to her fucking belly button, walks like she’s a goddamn question mark, can’t talk to people (or animatronics) worth shit, literally MOCKS people (that is CANON), and literally just has no idea what she’s doing at any point whatsoever.

She’s a dork ok. She would rather play video games than literally do anything else. She has a glittery pink journal with goddamn puppies on it, she bakes cupcakes and has rainbow hair extensions. She put toe beans on a RABBIT costume when RABBITS DO NOT HAVE TOE BEANS. DORK!

Even in the MOVIE, she’s a soggy loser. She threw a man’s sleeping pills in the river, she threatened to SHOOT a man on sight if he ever brought his kid sister back to Freddy’s. She asked said man to dance in the most awkward way possible, and she actively built a fort with a bunch of ghost kids haunting animatronics.

So please. Literally on my hands and knees BEGGING this fandom.. MAKE HER THE SILLY DORK LOSER SHE IS. She’s not a ‘serious’ character. She’s overly anxious and screams at people bc she can’t control her own emotions. Take a better look at her character and I promise you’ll see it!

PLEASE!

[rxttenfish]

i keep staring at this art i got from @slightly-gay-pogohammer and vibrating because GIRLS. GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!

[peacockrulz]

Sorry for the lack of posts, have some more headcanons!!