#DONT SAY ANYTBING

[miserye]

Horrible confession to make

[thylacid]

havent finished the game yet but i like this tortured hamster

[marcsnuffy]

HELLOOOOOOO

[elkkiel]

him and his lil dad dance swag in the post cunt breakdown I am physically mentally spiritually pissing my fucking pants oh my goodness fucking gravy dude ivy you will always be famous oh RAHH I am not fucking exaggerating dude I'm stimming hard enough I probably just bruised my legs from hitting myself in sheer fucking elation

[justanotheryellowsoul]

I get not shipping isaloop or sloop and only liking isafrin, but what do you mean those fuckers are normal about each other?

They would not be.

[vampyrluver]

I love my brothers so much i want to protect them all wasaaa

[jonahmagnus]

Why would say this to me

[kaoharu]

me when im so tired but like. not rlly. i just want to get out of here

[vampirebiter]

i really don't understand where my family gets the impression that if i don't want to do something i'll go insane and start causing endless problems and, to quote my grandmother, make people suffer. on the rare occasion that i don't just go along with something i don't want to do i'll literally just say "i don't really want to do that".

[weathernerdmando]

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[spamalie]

I ujst feel like constantly making posts about how much better villain characters Always are than the protagonists and how bad you wish more media existed where they comically win has the same energy as people who are like luigi is actually the best character inmario because mario is more popular than him and hes such an underrated character like. No hes not. You know in your heart of hearts that is not true. This is an opinion i and everyone else on planet earth formed at 12 years old

[womanofdarkdesires]

Contradicting previous anon, he was worried about his weight in dethfashion, and he had some chub with his belly. Sorry about last anon, some people REALLY don't know when to keep it to themselves 🤦‍♀️

yeah i totally see where ppl come from with some headcanons sometimes, but i also feel at the same time the internets weird because not every single thought you have has to be shared online and i feel thats just been normalised a bit too much. especially when its a tricky topic you bring up unprovoked to a random stranger with no trigger warning, because honestly you have no idea what other people have been through and what may trigger them.

and honestly yeah its kinda weird just seeing someome randomly give me their skwisgaar ed headcanon when all my previous asks about it today have been cute fun stuff that made me giggle. yes metalocalypse is a r rated adult show but i still think people on fandom spaces on the internet shouldnt be subjected to unprovoked triggering topics on somewhere they come to talk about their interests without judgement with likeminded people. i think we should also expect not to be triggered unprovoked and im not personally mad at the person who said that i dont want to argue or anytbing i just hope they can realise its not reallt something you should say to a random stranger unprovoked.

[jennylaufeyson]

Alrught ted talk time again....

I've been thinking a lot about the boys and why they don't post each other and shit like that and I honestly don't get it. Harry was at Nialls show recently in Manchester and honestly it was fuking adorable. For some reason it was weird to see Harry singing Nialls solo stuff like wait how does he know that? Cause it's weird to think of them as outside of 1D. But anyway everyone expected (but knew it wouldn't happen) that Niall posted a pic with him in his nightly recap. And I just dont get why not? At different points the boy have all gone to see each other in solos times, of course everyone except Lou and Harry well that we know of. And we know they're there so why not appease the fans and post the pic? I never understood why the 'hiatus' meant the end of them together publicly for the most part. And also why can't Lou and Harry go to eachothers show publicly? They were best friends ,forget everything else, they freaking lived together during 1D. So what the fuck? You can't say it's the Larry shipers because although that is a big group, management could've just ignored it, not doing anytbing was better than pushing them away from each other. Did they fight? And if they did , was it worse than Zayn? Because we know Lou and Zayn have interacted so why tf not with Harry? Honestly ,it irks me mostly cause of their friendships. I think a reunion would actually explode the internet but apart from that I wish they could just be normal friends, publicly and we wouldn't feel like there was a drought with 1D memories. Is too much to ask? (See what I did there lmao)

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.see ya soonn

[circe-butbetter]

Do you know who I am? I'm curious as to who you think this is.

Either reggie or kuko right lovely?

If you tell me i pjnky promise i wont say anytbing you dont want me to say lowk☝️

[eulchu]

CAN U GIVE A TL OR JUST A POST ABT WVERYTHING LIKE NOT ANYTBING U CANT SAY like stuff you’ve already said but in one post

um ok tltr the thread is real

karl knows his ass was getting busted so he reached out to sap (not in the twt thread i just know bc i know op)

not sure if snf knew karl was this angry at dream i would say no

snf definitely didnt know karl was saying this stuff to his mods

varios ppl are vouching (including mods) + word in the street this is not the first time karl talks about this stuff with other fans (dont have source on this but i am inclined to believe based on the ppl who have told me)

[hotdesiresxxx]

secret desire by Jason and Artemis

Jason - Ok im your Australian gym coach and I get you to do squats but we are going heavy so I get behind you and im pressed up against you to support you. The thing is though I never wear underwear and ive forgoten you might feel me until its too late.

Artemis - I look and try to play it cool but it's clear I'm not really focusing on squatting anymore and there's other girls in the room. So I text my mother and say practice is going to run for an extra hour Or so and I smirk as we get back into position. I make sure to press my ass into your cock when I squat, practically sitting on it the whole time. When practice is over and I don't leave you look Confused until i ask for more help on my form, and I locked the door. I get in position but take off my shorts because they were "constricting" and start pressing against you again.

Jason - I feel a vibe from you that theres more to this but I play along. Secretly ive wanted to fuck you from the first minute I meet you but I never wanted you to know. "Oh I feel over dressed now" i say As you take your shorts off. The next set I feel your butt pressing up against me and I know its on purpose. My cock starts growing and I dont hide it as you finish the set I look at you in the mirror and just smile 😃

Artemis - *I look at you and smile* Anytbing else I should know? Any exercises?~ *I smirk and tug up my panties slightly as we make eye contact*

My muscles have been feeling tight lately so maybe something to help me loosen up Coach?

Jason - Ok lay on the bench and I will massage out your thighs it always starts there. I look down towards your panties and notice a small wet patch which turns me on so much. I start pressing my hands down Your legs and over your inner thighs. You foot is pressing into my crotch as I move deeper down into your deep inner thighs. I look at your eyes and your puppy dog eyes are looking at me in pure lust and I smile knowing exactly what you want.

Artemis - I watch your hands and fight the urge to suck your cock right this instant but I like the tension and I want to tease you but despite my restraint the lust is evident in my eyes as your hands roam my inner thighs I can't help but get wet and my panties gets wetter the closer you get to my pussy and I have to bite my inner lip to not say anything as I pray you pull these damn Panties off me and use those hands to really loosen me up

Jason - I see your panties getting wetter and im so turned on seeing you loving this that my bulge starts to grow. I look down at my bulge and make it so obvious as I look back at you while my hands massage High up your inner thighs. So close to your pussy teasing you. I see you bite your lip and its too much for me I have to have you. I move my hand to your panties and you gasp as I touch your mound. I massage where your clit is as I get on my knees and watch your panties wet patch spread wider.

Artemis - *I feel your hand finally touch me and I gasp as the tension finally breaks, my legs quiver slightly as they spread a bit, I whimper as I try to keep calm as my panties get wetter and a quiet moan Escapes me as I press my body into your hand slightly practically begging for you to use me like a toy. My eyes close slowly and I relish your hands* Finally~

Jason - I press my hand harder into your mound and feel you approve as you push your pussy into me. I hear your slight whimper so I look up and smile as I peel your panties to the side slowly Your pussy is glistening from the wetness as the lust comes over me. I need to taste you! I get on my knnes while staring into your eyes and place my tongue on your clit. I fench kiss your clit while Maintaining eye contact and watch your face turn to pure ecstasy. Electricity runs through my body as I taste you. Every move feels in perfect sync between us. Im in awe that we are doig this

Artems - The moment I feel you push my panties to the side I know it's about to get better. I feel your tongue and my body could practically scream on joy. I immediately spread my legs and let out a soft moan Coach~ Oh god~ *My hands grip your hair lightly as I push you in deeper*

Jason - I feel your hands grip my hair and I know your absolutely loving it as I hear your small short whimpers. I run my tongue all the way up your wet slit and over your clit. I pull my tongue away and a Strand of your wetness sticks to my toungue and your pussy showing just how wet you are. I feel your body heat as our hearts race and it takes us deeper into the moment. I pull your clit hood back With my fingers to expose it completely. I place my lips above and below your clit and lick at 1oclock angle with perfect rythym as i feel your pussy is so soaked its running down my chin

Artemis - My eyes flutter and I moan happily as my body writhes under you. I know I'm soaking at this point and I don't care, if you want me as bad as I want you, you'll happily drink me. I buck my hips lightl Trying to feel you more and I can't help but wrap my legs around you and pull you close begging for more . Your tongue, your breath it all makes my pussy drip with lust and I can't get enough "Oh god yes, right there~ coach~ Coach coach fuckkk~*

Jason - I feel your body going through the early stages of getting close to cumming and I dont stop. My tongue flicks over your clit with perfect rythym and pressure! I look up at you and your face tells a Story as we are both so lost in the moment. "Knock knock" we hear someone at the door. My immediate reaction is to put my hand wuickly over your mouth so you dont make a sound but I dont stop. My cock is so hard as im tasting all of you

Artemis - I hear the knocking and wanted to say something but the moment you put your hand on my mouth I knew I was trapped as you lapped and ate my pussy making my eyes fluttered as I had to lay there and take It like a good girl, I don't know what to think as I felt myself nearing the end my body writhed and squirmed and I tried to stop you out of instinct but all I could do was grip your hair and whimper Into yo hand knowing how wrong this is but I just couldn't stop, I needed your tongue. Actually fuck that. I need your cock and I know it's hard, I don't care who's on the other side of that door I pray you fuck me hard after this right over this damn table as I moan into your hand

Jason - It feels so much hotter knowing how bad this is and it makes me want to please you more. Hearing your moans into my hand is driving me wild. "Hello is anyone in there" the voice says. I dont stop but this time I look up at you and smile knowing how hot it is. I feel your body start to slowly tense and your legs are pressing into my head a little harder. I know it wont be long until your legs are Shaking and your cum in my mouth. I cant wait until you do!!

Artemis - I hear the voice and I whimper into your hand I can't take it anymore I know I'm going to cum. Oh god I'm cumming into my coaches mouth! The thought keeps going through my head as my eyes thighs press Together so tight they could suffocate you and I mewl into you hand as I cum gripping your hair tightly and my pussy throbbing as I feel you lap up each drop making me blush the pleasure goes through my body and you can tell from how much my body is quivering that your tongue did wonders to me and I can't wait to feel more of you

Jason - I felt your body tighten so hard bedore releasing into an insanely hard orgasm and your body shakes. I slowly lick your pussy as you finish cuming in my mouth. I wait til your body goes limp before Getting our of your leg grasp and I move up to your mouth so I can french kiss you. I let you taste your pussy juices in my mought as we spaw them. I moan into your mouth and put your hand on my rock hard cock!

Artemis - whimper into the kiss and the moment I feel your tongue I can't take it anymore and I have to have more. I kiss you deeply like you were ambrosia and when your cock was in my hand I stroked you happily,  I felt every vein, every curve I wanted to know every inch of your cock. I rubbed your tip and tightened my hand on the base as we kiss lustfully. When our mouths finally parted there was a thick string of our mixed salivas and possibly my juices as we looked at each other and panted. My hand still stroking your cock and I whispered two words “fuck me”

Jason - I moan at the feeling of your small hands gripping my cock as i feel so sensitive. Our body heat combines as we sink deeper into our lust. I feel your pussy is dripping while you stroke me and we French kiss. I look down to see your hands stroking me and I close my eyes and moan. Im in pure ectasy and the thought of being inside you is almost making me cum. I suck your nipples while you stoke me

Artemis - I feel you sucking my nipples and I let out a moan as I stroke harder and relish how close you are. My nipples harden and I whimper at how bad I need you, I just called but my pussy is already wet again, I whisper sweet lewd things in your ear and beg for your cock. Please~ Please fuck me~ coach I can't take it anymore!~ I need it I need you in me!~

Jason - I love teasing you knowing you want it so bad. My cock is screaming to be in your wet pussy so I guide my dick to your slit and run it along slowly. Your wet pussy making my tip wet I run it over your clit as we both look down at our sex in pure anticipation. My cock looks massive up against your tiny pussy. I take my fingers are run it against my tip so your juices are now on my fingers and I put them to your lips to suck

Artemis - I suck your fingers as I feel your tip rubbing up and down. It'd push against my entrance and tease me beyond repair as I prayed one of these moments youd slam into me but you just kept teasing as I Whimpered and kept sucking your fingers. I tried to push you in but you pushed me down and made me keep sucking knowing I would no matter how much you teased me. I I spread my pussy as i lifted my leg Legs and begged with my eyes as I sucked to have your grown cock plow my tight virgin pussy

Jason - I slowly push in my tip as I look down and watch my tip stretch your opening. Your so tight that I have to try a few times, I lean down to kiss you before giving a thrust and my tip pushes into you an inch as I hear a slight pop. I just broke through your hymen as you moan I gently start to push into you slowly as your pussy stretches around me. 1 inch...... then 2...... then 3 as you arch your back 4 inches then 5 as my cock feels how wet you are. 6 inches..... I watch your chest breathing heavily as I moan. 7 inches then 8...... you put your hand on my abs to almost stop me as I push the last inch in.... we both moan loudly

Artemis -  I feel his tip and feel my hymen pop. He's not done. 1 inch...not bad..2 inch...I'm okay...3 inch oh god..4 inch this is really happening..5 inch oh fuck thank god im wet... 6 inch oh shit...7 inch..deep so deep this has to be all of it... 8 inch oh no god I put my hands on his chest to slow him down but before I could you push in all the way and i immediately tightened and whimper in Pain and pleasure. C-coach!~. There's a few tears in my eyes and my legs are trembling as I look up and whimper from being so full. You can feel my pussy pulsing on your cock and I pant as I try To catch my breath. My eyes half lidded as I look at you. You're so big~ Oh god~ give me a second please~. My legs are spread on either side of you as I breath heavily and swear internally that I will Never let you marry anyone so I can keep this all to myself

Jason - I hold my cock deep inside you as I kiss your neck and feel your pussy puksating around me. I slide it out for the first time and it feels like its never wnding as I slide all the way out of you. I look down and see my cock is absolutely saturated with you. I slide back in and it feels so good I moan instantly. I start to theust slowly and the whole way so you feel all 9 of me as I work up the perfect rythm. We both moan as I start pumping into you. I watch your face as your in heaven and I love knowing im your first cock. Every know and then your pussy tries to clench around me as you squirm.

Artemis - I feel the kisses on my neck and they make me feel so desired, it doesn't stop the pulsing of my no longer virgin pussy. I feel you start to slide out and all I can do is whimper as I go from being so full to so empty. When you're almost out I see how wet your cock is and j blush knowing I'm the cause, I don't have long to admire though because you've already started to push back in making me whimper again as I tried to keep my legs from closing. How can something that hurts so much feel so good? You begin to thrust slowly and k breath in and out trying to get used to your cock but every time you pushed your full length in my eyes fluttered and I could feel myself going dumb with pleasure. You started to move in a rhythm and I can't help but moan after a while. My coach is really fucking me- I have a 9 inch grown cock inside me and it feels wok good! It hurts but I love it, I love this full feeling oh god he can do whatever he wants. My face had pleasure all over it. Every now and then I feel you brush a spot and can't help but clench my pussy.