#DON'T MAKE IO CRY

[0nightwolf0]

The new episode is interesting in its mystery🌌

So interesting the interaction of Jupiter's moons after the revolution. Especially Callisto and Europa. And overall, Europa was right to point out Saturn didn't even broach the subject of other moons. He only remembered Titan.

(Так интересно наблюдать за взаимодействием сп��тников Юпитера после революции. Особенно за Каллисто и Европой. И, в целом, Европа была права, когда указала Сатурну на то, что тот совсем не упомянул свои другие спутники. Он вспомнл только Титана.)

Europa and Callisto's arguments about what happened reveal well their characters and views on what happened. Europa is no longer like a crazy hysterical woman, but has become an interesting character with a multi-faceted personality. BUT DON'T MAKE IO CRY!

(Споры Европы и Каллисто о случившемся хорошо раскрывают их характеры и взгляды на произошедшее. Европа больше не похожа на сумасшедшую истеричку, а стала интересным персонажем с многогранной личностью. НО НЕ ЗАСТАВЛЯЙТЕ ИО ПЛАКАТЬ!)

Neptune, as always, is the best. He appeared for a few seconds, said something and flew away. I love how his asteroids make others feel better. Like Jupiter, for example, who practically lost his mind. With each new episode, his image of a sane and calm planet is shattered more and more.

(Нептун, как всегда, лучше всех. Он появился на несколько секунд, что-то сказал и улетел. Мне нравится, как его астероиды помогают другим чувствовать себя лучше. Например, Юпитеру, который практически сошёл с ума. С каждым новым эпизодом его образ здравомыслящей и спокойной планеты рушится все больше и больше.)

What I liked most was that Europa was the first to take an interest in the state of Jupiter. Although before that she was the most condemning of it and all the other planets. This again tells us that she is a versatile character.

(Больше всего мне понравилось то, что Европа первой заинтересовалась состоянием Юпитера. Хотя до этого о��а больше всех осуждала его и все остальные планеты. Это ещё раз говорит о том, что она - разносторонний персонаж.)

Finally, say that Planet X could be Nibiru because that's what it's called in real life. They're similar in appearance.I can't say with certainty whether Planet X is a hallucination of Jupiter or has really returned. But I can confidently say that the next episodes will definitely be interesting. I'm looking forward to it)

(И под конец скажу, что Планетой X может быть Нибиру, потому что именно так она называется в реальной жизни. Я не могу с уверенностью сказать, является ли Планета X галлюцинацией Юпитера или действительно вернулась. Но могу с уверенностью сказать, что следующие серии точно будут интересными. Жду с нетерпением)

♡

[martian-astro10]

It's so weird when your friend is all nice to you and then the next day they just suddenly start fighting with you, like brother, what the fuck 😭, i haven't done anything to deserve it, so why, atleast tell me the fucking reason, it's the worst feeling in the world and it makes your chest hurt in this weird fucking way, and this is why i love animals more than humans, I'm so done, I try so hard to be an extrovert but i literally can't, never going to bother making friends again

I HATE HUMANS

[blkkizzat]

*TURN SOUND ON & UP :)

JJK MEN (GOJO, TOJI, CHOSO, GETO, SUKUNA, NANAMI) X READER

case files: doppelgänger curses have been running rampant and causing chaos around tokyo impersonating everyday civilians including sorcerers. jujutsu society has set up veils and your boyfriend has given you strict orders not to lower them to let anyone in the house but him—but how do you know if it’s really even him?

report notes: I love this game! If you haven't played go play a few rounds @ thatsnot-myneighbor[DOT]io (its free and all online). edit—choso up! nanami next!

kinktober 2023-2024 m.list | original teaser

𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙽𝙴𝙸𝙶𝙷𝙱𝙾𝚁𝚂 𝙱𝙾𝚈𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙳𝚂:

🗂️—𝙲𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝟶𝟶𝟷........... THE STRONGEST

alias: 𝚐𝚘𝚓𝚘, 𝚜.

visitor log: its midday and your clingy-ass boyfriend—gojo satoru—should be hard at work right getting rid of these doppels not knocking at your door—gotta be a fake... right?!

classifications: bimbo!reader (canonverse of otaku!gojo's bunny!reader), yandere-esque Gojo, nipple play, recorded sex, lots of sex toys, dirty talk, panty theft, extreme overstim + slight omorashi.

🗂️—𝙲𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝟶𝟶𝟸........... THE SORCERER KILLER

alias: 𝚏𝚞𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚞𝚛𝚘, 𝚝.

visitor log: an extra toji fushiguro should be double the trouble and double the fun but neither likes to share, you know for sure which ones your toji—but do you really even care?

classifications: bratty!reader, brat taming, breeding, baby trapping, hair pulling, spit play + creampies, jealousy, grump!toji, daddy kink

🗂️—𝙲𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝟶𝟶𝟹........... THE CULT LEADER

alias: 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚘, 𝚜.

visitor log: you shouldn't have even been watching the gate bunny, that's much too hard for you! so when you inevitably fuck up, your cult leader boyfriend—geto suguru—has the perfect punishment planned for you and your pretty pussy wait..in front of his entire congregation tho!?

classifications: dumb bimbo!reader, canonverse of nerd!geto's bunny!reader, cult rhetoric, dark themes, sensory deprivation/amaurophilia, punishment, humiliation, shibari, edging, overstim, exhibitionism, toxic jealousy, possessiveness, yandere Suguru, drugged sex, cnc/free-use reader, mentions of orgies/group sex and a bit of forced breeding.

🗂️—𝙲𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝟶𝟶𝟺........... THE SORCERER SALARYMAN

alias: 𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚒, 𝚔.

visitor log: your sweet boyfriend, nanami kento, promised he'd come visit you tonight bunny. awe baby, don't cry, you're sure that's actually him at the door but you'll run through your checklist just to make sure, won't you?

classifications: error 404—case report not found (finalizing)

🗂️—𝙲𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝟶𝟶𝟻........... THE BIG BROTHER

alias: 𝚔𝚊𝚖𝚘, 𝚌.

visitor log: crazed with quarantine boredom, you can't help but to tease your naive lil' roommate—choso kamo—but you'll know when to stop before it goes too far—or have you already let the real Choso in?

classifications: mommy kink, affectionate cruelty/cuteness aggression, begging, teasing, virgin!choso, creampies, masturbation, panty theft, mentions of menophilia.

🗂️—𝙲𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝟶𝟶𝟼.......... THE KING OF CURSES

alias: 𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚞𝚗𝚊, 𝚛.

visitor log: thinking no curse would be stupid enough to enter his palace, when the king of curses comes home to find you fucking his doppel it's not going to end well for either of you—R.I.P. your pussy sis, any last words?

classifications: error 404—case report not found (finalizing)

𝙲𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚁𝙴𝙿𝙾𝚁𝚃𝚂 𝚅𝙴𝚁𝙸𝙵𝙸𝙴𝙳 𝙱𝚈 𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙲𝙸𝙰𝙻 𝙳.𝙳.𝙳. 𝙰𝙶𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝙱𝙻𝙺𝙺𝙸𝚉𝚉𝙰𝚃 — 𝙳𝙴𝙿𝚃 𝙾𝙵 𝙰𝙵𝙵𝙰𝙸𝚁𝚂: 𝚂𝙼𝚄𝚃 𝙳𝙸𝚅𝙸𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽.

xoxo 💋

report notes: yo so this was meant to be about 4k total and instead it turned out to be 4k per story so i'm breaking it up (fully completed 3 and making last minute edits on the others, so staggering them out). Consider this a kinktober all on its own lol (still doing stuff left over from last years though). btw—everyone who asked on my official taglist, kinktober or the teaser will still be tagged on each individual story but you can comment below if you haven't asked to be tagged already.

©blkkizzat 2024. do not steal works or gfx, do not translate.

[writingstoraes]

total swiftie 🎶

pairing: charles leclerc/fem!reader

type: instagram imagine/social media au

notes: this was requested but somehow i cant find it in my inbox :(( anyway i hope u like this, anon! happy the eras tour 🤍 sorry this took so long lol

about: it's your life mission to convert charles into a total swiftie.

yourusername

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yourusername i once believed love would be burning red — but it's golden, like daylight 🌅

appreciation post for the personification of the lover album, songs and the entire english vocabulary are not enough to express how much i adore u 🤍

(ps. pls join me in being a swiftie baby)

tagged: charles_leclerc

charles_leclerc As much as I want to, I just can't grasp the folklore love triangle, amoúr

f1swift LMAO NOT THE FOLKLORE LOVE TRIANGLE??? Y/N SO REAL FOR THIS

lecsmidnight absolutely right queen charles is such a lover album

sainzz55 more like 1989???

pierregasly I caught Charles today watching the Bejeweled music video if it helps 😅

charles_leclerc MATE

yourusername awwww baby :((

charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc Spontaneous adventure around the city at night + my passenger princess ❤️ (She races me for the AUX and blasts Taylor songs the whole ride in her efforts to convert me into a swiftie)

tagged: yourusername

yourusername anddd how am i doing so far?

charles_leclerc Getting close 😘

leclercs13 y/n converting charles into a swiftie is just so real of her

carlossainz55 Just be a swiftie Charles, Midnights is so good 😁

yourusername SEE YOU GET IT CARLOS

charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc How I masterminded my way into catching my girlfriend by surprise with the fact that I actually am a Swiftie:

1. Adore how passionate she becomes when talking about her favorite artist

2. Let her rant about album theories, which "Taylor's version" we get next, and finally listen properly when she explains the folklore love triangle

3. Learn Taylor Swift's entire discography, from debut until now

4. Pester the whole grid in helping me get The Eras front row tour tickets

5. Surprise her with the concert tickets and just watch her have the time of her life (surprised that I know the lyrics to the songs)

6. Just when she thinks the night ends at the concert, take her to a magnificent dinner and propose using a "Paper Rings" reference.

isahernaez Oh my god the big surprise is finally here! Congratulations, you two 🥂

lecs13 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE LAST STEP IM GONNA RIP MY HAIR OUT

sainzzhero charles proposing what the actual FUCK I DID NOT SEE THIS COMING

danielricciardo ...I am so honored to be the one who got the tickets (me and my fast typing skills)

landonorris You only got those cause my computer lagged 😒

carlossainz55 You two arguing I was literally the first one on the website

yourusername

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yourusername i like shiny things, but i'd marry you with paper rings, charles_leclerc 💍

except you actually got me a real ring, but i would have said yes as long as it's you. je tàime, my love 🤍

charles_leclerc Excited to spend the rest of my life screaming Taylor Swift songs in the car with you, baby 😚

c2legends such goals im going to cry

charles1655 GOD ME WHEN

lewishamilton Congratulations, Y/N and Charles 🥂 Swiftie Charles is a refreshing new side of him hahaha

carlossainz55 Best wishes, you two! Please remember: I was the first on the ticket website. Don't believe whatever Daniel says 😁

arthur_leclerc Welcome to the family, Y/N! I also want tour tickets 🙏

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tagging: @slytherheign

notes: this took some time to make lol ANYWAYYYY thank you so much for reading and lmk what u guys think! 🤍 tumblr is giving me a hard time right now apparently the formatting is weird in ios devices 🥹 like the bold texts are all off n shit and it wont let me fix it 😭

[zhongrin]

wuthering waves gameplay thoughts so far:

it's like they meshed hsr (visuals) and genshin (gameplay) together

camera feels a bit wonky in battles

character movements feels too janky

i love the battle, but having to do it on touch screen makes me want to cry

no stamina consumption while continuous running hooray!!!!

idk if it's just an ios problem, but the way you have to scroll through the text sometimes is very bothersome. and the fact that in the next dialogue, it doesn't scroll back up? that's just bad ux design. later parts make it so i can't scroll it at all, so that really sucks, lol.

there's no animation for it, but YOU CAN PET THE DOGS AAAAAAAA (not the cats tho. sadge)

there's no controller support on ios, so i don't think i'll continue playing until they either add it in or release that macos support

wuthering waves story thoughts so far:

lots of dialog options to choose from, but i have no idea if they're just an illusion of choices or not

the optional quests are a nice touch

when rover took damage from investigating that worklab, i laughed

the fact that we're immediately treated as vvip feels good... but also sus

huge mapppppp

personally, there's too much talking for me. and they're doing the hsr shebang of throwing so many foreign terms at us, and it's kinda overwhelming imo

[agendabymooner]

slipping through my fingers ! daniel r. x ofc (måneskin member!ofc) - rush: the mrs. ricciardo special (3)

"i try to capture every minute."

summary: beau ricciardo was introduced to the world and it's safe to say that he's incredibly loved by all.

content warning: video transcript, social media files (insta + tweets), use of explicit language, dad!daniel x mom!ofc, mentions of conceiving + pregnancy, fluff???, goddaddy lando

note: i've been writing a piece for lewlew hammer sorry for the lack of post 😩 also pls don't hesitate to send some asks just bc 😊

masterlist

tagged danielricciardo

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user1 NIKI RIC?! 😢

user2 honey badger #2 in the paddock right here your honour 🦡

lewishamilton hyped to meet the little man 😍 liked by loricciardo

loricciardo you're just happy to have a playmate for lottie 😂

lewishamilton of course?!

maxverstappen1 he is so danny liked by loricciardo

loricciardo ik max there's no need to remind me how loud it'll be in my household

danielricciardo hey 😒

nora_alessandro così felice per te e danny! non vedo l'ora di vedere il piccolo bambino 😙🥰 so happy for you and danny! can't wait to see the little baby liked by loricciardo

danielricciardo tell georgerussell63 to not come to australia without any paddington stuff for beau 🤩

georgerussell63 congrats on your baby i guess 🙄 i'll make sure to get you every single one danny

ykaaar ughhhh mio piccolo tasso my little badger liked by loricciardo

loricciardo dovresti venire in australia e vederlo 🥰 you should come to australia and meet him

ykaaar io e i ragazzi visiteremo presto! me and the boys will be visiting soon

mateoales he's really 9 pounds? i am applauding you for carrying something that big for months 👏 liked by loricciardo

loricciardo grazie teo! beau can't wait to meet his zio ❤️

mateoales i can't wait to teach him football 😩

danielricciardo look at our little man 😭🦡 liked by loricciardo

loricciardo such a handsome boy

danielricciardo that's all his daddy 😍

loricciardo please say something i can actually agree with for once mio tasso

danielricciardo i take it back, your deep fried tim tams were shit ���

tagged loricciardo

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maxverstappen it's not a daniel ricciardo post if it's not partially depressing 🙂 congrats danny and lori! liked by danielricciardo

danielricciardo thanks man!

loricciardo what is this post, mio caro 😭😭 liked by danielricciardo

danielricciardo a post of appreciation doll ❤️

landonorris 6.5/10 post. i've seen a danny ric post much more cynical than this

danielricciardo i'm just trying to pass down a message to my son mate what are you on 😭

redbullracing the BR in RBR means beau ric 🐂 liked by danielricciardo

scuderiaferrari and the bull in red bull racing means bullsh- liked by loricciardo

user1 ADMIN'S TRYNA GET FIRED FR 😩🤣

user2 naw bc thats mad ^^

oscarpiastri does the little par still kick liked by danielricciardo

danielricciardo got kicked in the face once. safe to say he's still made for arsenal fc

oscarpiastri or the socceroos 🦘

mateoales you lads had never been so wrong 🤦‍♂️ he'll be a player for italia 🇮🇹

colabebe me 🤝 you = being pessimistic but not really liked by danielricciardo

danielricciardo that's just our sadness speaking cola 😂

tagged loricciardo, danielricciardo, colabebe

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comments have been limited

alex_albon rather appalled at the nickname you gave yourself

landonorris show me how you cry rq 🤩

maxverstappen1 DILF of the season 😘

danielricciardo ofc babe 😍😘

loricciardo 😰 you're a married man danielricciardo

sylvieeford maxverstappen1 have shame and don't thirst on a married man 🥲

charles_leclerc daddy ric 3 😍

georgerussell63 why does it look like you're the father in these photos 🤣

landonorris you're just jealous because you don't have a photo with the little par 😏

georgerussell63 jokes on you, i'll be beau's favourite uncle by the end of the year 😛

landonorris i wish you luck lad 😚

BR3 - OCTOBER 3, 2024 by lester allie

[transcript one]

lando: "what are you looking forward to the most?"

daniel: right now, we're just looking forward to having the baby delivered safely. it hasn't been the most pleasant 24 hours for lori and uh... yeah. just deliver the baby then we're good.

lando: and you... lori?

lester: pushing the little one out of me because he's been so adamant on kicking freely.

[transcript two]

*some movement in the background*

nicola, in a murmur: have you done taekwondo before?

lando: like- what you're doing? i can try.

*protests of "no lando, don't" then a tearing noise appears*

lester: landoooo what did you do?

*screeching noises in the background alongside a loud roar of laughter*

daniel: love, i think he ripped your jammies.

lester: lando~

lando: i know i know! i'm sorry. i ripped it in half, i think.

lando: and my shin hurts too. i think i ripped myself a new hole. literally.

[transcript three]

lando: i went to a lamaze class once.

nicola: with lo?

lando: yup. they had me acting like i was the one in labour.

nicola: *chuckles*

lando, giggling: it was awesome.

nicola: you should try one of those simulators where you'd feel the cramps and everything-

lando: oh, no no. i might shit myself if i did.

[transcript four]

*door swinging open in the background followed by sniffling*

lando: aww, daniel- are you okay?

daniel, crying: he's so beautiful.

nicola, snickering next to lando: he is?

daniel, still wailing: he is! oh my fucking god, i have to call- fuck, where's mum and dad- he's, god he's so perfect

lando, quietly giggling: why did you leave your wife in the stupid room?

daniel, stammering: have to call mom- michelle- shit, my phone's inside. fuck.

*door swings open again slams shut*

*silence followed by fits of laughter between lando and nicola.*

nicola: i had never seen him cry like that

lando: me neither. he cries uglier than george and sylvie too.

bonus !!!

[mar3ggiata]

professional help, c4. The waltz of the Snowflakes.

simon riley x original character.

trigger warnings: violence, sexual assault, mentions of rape, trauma, sexual themes, swearing, use of alcohol and drugs.

song to listen to when reading this: Harden my heart, Quarterflash.

abstract: he can get fucked, and his captain too. it's Jude if you haven't noticed. I have nothing more to add really, he's an ass and I'm not getting paid enough to deal with this shit, see ya. also, forgive me for the swearing it's a real problem I know!!

Well. That didn't exactly go to plan. Simon Whatever, what the fuck is your problem? She called a friend while driving home. 'Salvo, io gli volevo mettere le mani addosso, stu scemu…’ She was going over the speed limit, holding her phone with one hand. ‘Una merda Salvo, mi hanno mandato via come una cretina, son andata, ho parlato, mi ha detto non si puoi fare guagliù, chi cazz si pe me dicr chell c’agg fa oh!’

Now, to all my readers, I will translate. Jude speaks dialect when she's mad, bare with her. Her voice usually drooped an octave when she spoke it to accommodate the guttural and rough sounds of her language. Swear words that would make your racist grandad cry. She was calling Salvatore, she met him in 2021, he was currently deployed in South Korea. She told him she wanted to hit him, she said, they sent me away without hearing me out, they said what you're suggesting can't be done. 'Scusa, cosa hai proposto tu?' She loved Salvo, he was so understanding, he could read her mind. It was refreshing, when she found out he was from the same country as her. Speaking a bit of Italian with him was a break from all the English, the accents and the words she didn't know how to pronounce. 'Cosa ho detto, ho proposto che lo seguissero, anche grazie al cazzo vorrei dire… ( I refuse to translate all the swearing, Jude.) Questi vogliono aspettare e non fare nulla, però mi fanno perdere tempo con ste cazz'e riunioni!' (This means, 'I told them to follow him, obviously. They don't want to do anything, they want to wait and see, and yet they make me go out of my way for these fucking meetings.')

Salvo tried to reassure her that it wasn't really her problem, to which she replied, Arash was her patient. He asked her about the captain, she commented he stood there, watched her argue with his guard dog Lieutenant without saying a word. Coward, she called him. Who's the Lieutenant, he then asked. She told him, maybe she messed up the name a bit, but he seemed to recognise him. 'No, veramente?' He asked. 'Il Fantasma'. That made sense, you know, the mask an all. He told her he was quite famous for his mask and his story, which he didn't fully know. Lots of trauma I think, you could work with him. She parked her car in front of the dance school and got her bag. 'Non me ne fott, possono fare quello che vogliono, non sono io che ci rimetto. Lui nu strunz, fammi dire…' She explained she didn't care anymore and that they could do whatever they wanted. He was a dick, that's what she added, probably referring to the famous Lieutenant.

The girls could sense she wasn't having the best day and didn't want to mess with her. They stood quiet and avoided their usual chatting. They did warm up, barre and some center, she sent them off early. 'Miss Alba, we're gonna start rehearsals soon? For the Nutcracker.' It was Luna that spoke. She almost forgot. 'Yes girls next time.' Shit.

The Waltz of the Snowflakes. That's what she was gonna have to teach them. The owner of the school was crazy, the piece was way too difficult for her class. She didn't have time or strength to explain the piece was not meant for girls that young, she would have to simplify it. She put on a video on her laptop, trying to remember the best she could the original piece. She stripped of her leg warmers and her black shrug. Her mind kept wandering off the meeting with Price, not letting her concentrate. She was mad. Not because she didn’t get her way, they were the ones dying in the Middle East, not her. But because it was fucking humiliating. As a woman as well, you know. Maybe she made a mistake, going in there looking all pretty. But again, why would she sacrifice herself just to earn some basic respect? After she failed her pirouettes for the third time, she decided it was time to go home. She would talk to Arash and, if needed, follow him on her own.

notes: Since this is a shorter chapter (I've been incredibly busy with uni and work), here are some details about Jude:

height: 5’2’’ - eye colour: green - hair colour: blonde

traits: mole on her cheek, slightly crooked nose. mole on her right butt cheek, scar on her knee. at least 30 smaller moles all over her body. small boobie queen.

if she was a colour: dark blue

if she was an animal: killer whale

if she was a place: a forest

if she was a food: spicy pho - motto: for the plot

favourite position in bed: on top/doggy

favourite part of her body: eyebrows, hips

what she looks for in boys: loyalty, someone stable, good manners, honesty.

tattoos: big flower on her back, her grandmas house on ribcage with ivy on it, lavander flower between breasts, dagger on right arm, wine glass and whisky sour ingredients. nike (goddess of victory) statue on left arm, goth looking stars and white ferrari doodle. oui, non written on both knees. heaven written on ankle made with stick and poke needle.

loves to talk about: time, space, her dog, humanity, world wars, greek mythology, vegan recipes, life after death.

do not talk about: her family, weight, fire, not being the best in school and at work.

she would like to: try hotpot, paint pottery, start a podcast, go on more hikes, visit thailand, get another dog, attend a wedding.

she will never: have kids, get married, go to australia, go skiing again after she fell, have plastic surgery, drink beer.

if you’d like to know more stuff about her let me know!!

notes: Salvatore, Salvo for short, is a common southern Italy male name. Salvatore means 'the saviour', Salvo means 'safe'. Full translation of the speech: 'Salvo, I wanted to hit him, this fucker. It went to shit Salvo, they sent me away like I was stupid, I went there I told them what I thought, he said we can't do that, who the hell are you to tell me what I can and cannot do?' 'Sorry, what did you say to them?' 'I told them to follow him, obviously. They don't want to do anything, they want to wait and see, and yet they make me go out of my way for these fucking meetings.'

'No, veramente? Il Fantasma' means 'no, seriously? The Ghost.'

notes: if you want to hear what the dialect sounds like you can hear it in the tv series 'Gomorra' on YouTube.

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[sentience-if]

Hi!!!! Thanks for answering my last ask about letting the I love you slip, but I actually meants Io letting it slip and the ROs reaction, though ngl the other way round was funny as hell too LMAO 😭😭😭 truly Connie is the comedian of the group I love them so much

OH well here we go again

Val: the whole fight immediately devolves into a screaming match of 'I love you!' and 'i love you too what are we arguing about!' 'i don't remember!'

Ira: stops arguing and nearly bursts into tears. there's a lot going on and mostly they feel terrible for being mad about whatever they were mad about. they just need a good little cry and then they'll circle back on that confession

Kat: it's like flipping a switch. instantly calms down and is back to her usual suave, bizarre self. do you mean it? no, no take backs, did you mean it? her full attention is on this now. the argument isn't over, btw, we'll just get back to it later

Connie: connie.exe has stopped working. what does that mean. what the HELL does that mean, Io? 98% convinced Io said it just to fuck with them. I recommend a passionate but ill-timed kiss to make the medicine go down

Klaus: honestly, he's kinda pissed Io chose that exact moment to bring it up, even if it was on accident. suggests a temporary truce; come back tomorrow and we'll talk about it

[southconfessionpark]

These confessions are often boring and repetitive but I live for the edits you guys make 😂

thank u so much!! we love all our fans <3 as for the repetitiveness, we are definitely being a lot stricter now. we might mess up a little and get some similar stuff, but there are over 450 confessions on this account, its hard to keep everything new!!

i won't ask for people to scroll through every single confession, but keep in mind that if yours doesn't end up posted, that may be why

More for the mods but I have to say some of your edits for these asks are really entertaining. I don't know why but that random crying Randy with the superheroes made me laugh so hard. XD

thank you!! mod towelie really appreciates it :) i speak for us all when i say we have a lot of fun making the edits (i have a stock photo obsession, and mod leslie's art is so cute)

( this isn't part of the ask but whenever I click the rules, it doesn't show for me :[ idk if it's a me problem so that's why I'm saying it here but it might be a me problem)

it's not just a you problem... we're not sure why this happens!! we've tested it and it only breaks on specifically the android tumblr app, the browser version of tumblr is fine, as well as pc and ios. i'm not an expert on html or tumblr themes in the slightest, so if anyone has any ideas on how to fix it i'm all ears 😭

thank you for the confessions! i hope you're all having a great july ^_^

[teacupsandcyanide]

red dwarf episode idea

Lister and Rimmer have a slightly pettier than normal fight and in a fit of pique Rimmer declares he's moving out of their shared room and into a completely different identical bunkroom two decks above on A-deck. Lister begs him to reconsider and stay in their room, if only for Kryten's sake. Rimmer refuses and makes a huge scene out of packing up all his vintage Io-made fascist dictator collectible cards.

Kryten takes the news ... badly. Lister tries to reassure him that he and Rimmer still both want him to do their housework and nothing's going to change. After wailing profusely for three hours Kryten storms out of the room saying that it's all their fault and if they'd just gone to bunkmate counselling with the medi-bots months ago then he wouldn't be a droid from a broken home.

Kryten goes back and forth between Lister's bunkroom and Rimmer's bunkroom and struggles to keep up with his chores due to the fact that it takes three hours in one of the lifts to get from A-deck to C-deck. Lister's socks start inventing the wheel and Lister writes an angry note to Rimmer saying that he's monopolising all of Kryten's time. Rimmer phones him and tells him he's an ugly goit and also if Kryten had been back on A-deck by 6:30pm on the dot as Rimmer mandated, then Rimmer wouldn't have to monopolise his time. Lister tells him they're on a ship in deep space and 6:30pm on the dot doesn't exist, and anyway what do you need Kryten around for when you don't even have laundry, you dead prick?

At which point Rimmer loses his temper because Lister KNOWS that's a sore spot for him, and it's incredibly lifeist of him to say that, see if he ever sees Kryten again because Rimmer's going to ask Kryten to live on A-deck with him. Lister dares him to try it, just smegging try it, Kryten'll never want to stay with him, Kryten's always liked Lister better. Rimmer accuses him of spoiling Kryten rotten with dirty dishes and ironing, always being the "fun" one, while everything responsible always falls to Rimmer, Rimmer had to teach him to drive, Rimmer had to give him a proper cultural upbringing with a healthy appreciation for organ music and 19th century telegraph poles.

Things spiral from there and Kryten overhears Rimmer threatening to take Lister back to the Justice station for full custody. He packs a little rucksack with his two favourite sponges and ties it on the end of his favourite mop and runs away. On the way to the lifts he's intercepted by the Cat, who is completely disinterested in the fact that Kryten is sobbing hysterically. Kryten tells the Cat to tell Lister and Rimmer that he's going to the ancient back-quarters on E-deck, and he's going to carve out a new life there on his own without their toxicity.

It takes the Cat two weeks to remember to tell Lister that Kryten ran away. Lister had assumed that Kryten was with Rimmer, and he immediately phones up Rimmer to ask him why the smeg he didn't tell Lister that Kryten wasn't with him. He catches Rimmer in the middle of crying, not in a sad noble way, in a very ugly, glugging noises, hunched over his un-made bed in his holo-boxers kind of way. He perks up when Lister explains that Kryten has run away, and insists that obviously he already knew that, he'd known it for days, he definitely hadn't been just sitting there in his own filth regretting every decision he'd ever made, no siree. And, you know, just by the way, not that it’s really relevant, but Rimmer’s been doing so well on his own that he’s taken up a new form of Venusian exercise that may, to the uneducated eye, happen to look like ugly crying hunched over his un-made bed. Lister suggests that they get Kryten back and share a room again. Rimmer deigns to agree, very quickly.

The three of them head to E-deck to retrieve Kryten as quickly as possible, using Lister’s rebuilt motorbike to save time. (Rimmer assumes he’ll drive, Lister will sit behind him, and the Cat will be in the sidecar. Needless to say Lister drives, the Cat is behind him, and Rimmer ends up in the side-car.) Luckily they meet Kryten on the way, seeing as it usually takes two and a half weeks to get to that part of E-deck on foot.

[ohimsummer]

26-30 for the music ask game pls n tanks! :3 (hi i love you)

IO MY DEAR!! mwah mwahh ILYYY!!!! <<<333

26. a song that makes you want to fall in love

— Always Forever by Cults 😼

27. a song that breaks your heart

— A Thousand Years by Christina Perri used to make me cry everytime I heard it as a child because it made me think of my parents dying ??😭

28. a song by an artist with a voice that you love

— Tag, You’re It by Melanie Martinez :33

29. a song that you remember from your childhood

— Don’t You Worry Child by Swedish House Mafia

30. a song that reminds you of yourself

— I Wish by Skee-Lo because it kinda gives loserboy energy so that’s me I fear

music asks!

[inthedayswhenlandswerefew]

MAGGIE I DONT KNOW HOW YOU DO IT 😭😭😭😭 CHAPTER 7 HAS GOT ME SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP 😭😭😭

I need to share my thoughts if that’s okay

-I didn’t realise aegon was older, I think because I read fics of him as his character age it didn’t register that he was older (this is a good thing because holy shit…. holy shit!!)

-I nearly threw a cup when Aemond asked Io to cut her hair. I honestly hope she doesn’t. Like how dare he ask her to do that after everything she’s done through. My baby

-Ludwika (apologies for my bad spelling?) is my hero. Love her. Let her live a long happy life

-that elevator scene… Maggie how do you write so beautifully?? Genuinely asking??? Your work is phenomenal because it’s so realistic and deep, you write in a way that makes the all pain, the thoughts, the feelings so vivid (sorry to be emotional lol) but it’s so true, your work is incredible, truly beautiful.

-I love the slow burn, I love how your building this relationship with aegon, like it’s so nice to see their relationship blooming. How they’ve gone from despising each other to wanting each other is just incredible. I genuinely cannot wait for them to get together (and I’m already imagining their nice little future together teaching kids math and English and music and just having a lovely old time 🥰🤗)

Okay just realised how long this was so I apologise. But please know I absolutely👏🏻freaking👏🏻LOVE this!! It makes my Sunday’s so much better!! I cannot wait for the next chapter 🥹🫶🏻

Bestie I am so so so thankful for you and your love for this series!! Never ever apologize because I adore reading your comments, I probably enjoy it even more than you enjoy the chapter itself lolololol

I am clearly telling on myself here but I am SO WEAK for a chubby middle-aged Aegon, like sir 😍😍 But I also think it adds to his dynamic with Io, because in many ways she is objectively more intelligent, responsible, and accomplished than Aegon, but there's a side to him that is unexpectedly wise and protective when she needs him to be, in part because he has a lot more life experience. Also she loves his dad bod. She is down bad her short king 🥰👑

Aegon and Io have come a LONG way since Chapter 1 when they were basically telling each other to drop dead! The chemistry (and trust) is growing ever-stronger, but is there any way for these two to truly be together??? It's a quandary... 👀 And the future of the nation is at stake!! And don't forget poor Daeron too!!

As much as y'all already hate Aemond, he might just have a few more tricks up his sleeve... 👀👀👀

Stay tuned for a very special phone call in Chapter 8 🥰💜😉☎️

[miniherodesktales]

Day 12: Promises

'In other news, the Solar System's leaders have joined together to universally condemn the arrival of Better Than Life 2, an update to the highly controversial and widely banned TI game. An anmoysas source said: "BTL2 creates a more realistic world for the gamer. It is still based on their strongest desires, but less OTP. You can still become a millionaire but you'll still suffer hangovers, smelly feet, and like those really sore chin spots." Experts are concerned that this will make it now close to impossible for gamers to distinguish fantasy from reality. Even more worryingly BTL2 is using the latest banned wireless technology to seek out users of the original game. Anyone who has played BTL in the past should remain vigilant as they may find themselves submerged in the game against their consent....It is believed that BTL2 is now roaming past Io....'

***

He remembered hearing the deathly crack of the ice and the child's cry as they disappeared from view. He remembered the darkness, the scramble, the plunge into the icy cold, the men shouting, rough hands hauling him free of the water.

Distorted voices echoed all around him. Familiar voices he was unable to place.

'He saved Bexley!'

'Where did he come from? Mr Rimmer, sir!'

'Give him your coat, then back of the car. We've got to keep him warm.'

***

He could hear a fire crackling nearby, smell the wood burning. And somewhere far away, the tinkling of a badly played piano.

A hand that was warm and rough was gently shaking his.

'Come on, Arn, open your eyes. You're safe now. We're all safe. You can't sleep though Christmas. What will Santa say?'

Rimmer forced his eyes open. He couldn't see much through his blurred vision but he knew it was Lister who was beaming at him.

'You saved Bexley,' said Lister, squeezing his hand tightly. 'I'll never forget that, man, never.'

Rimmer sighed. He didn't have the strenght for words. All he really knew was that the pillows beneath his hand were soft and clean smelling - the best he had ever lain on - and the patchwork blanket was heavy enough to keep him still and comfortable.

The hand on his tightened slightly. Lister was frowning.

'But I don't understand,' Lister said softly. 'Kryten saw you. Even before Bexley fell through, you looked like you were going to jump. But it's okay, though. Me and Krissy, we'll take care of you until you're back on your feet again. Promise.'

The room darkened as exhaustion pulled Rimmer back towards sleep again.

'We're all here,' Lister's voice said. 'The twins, Krissy, the Cat, Kryten. And now you. We can be a family. We can be together in Bedford Falls, I promise.'

TBC...

[squibstress]

Thanks to the mods for putting on this wonderful fest!

HP Rec Fest - Day 31

Prompt: A fav among favs @hprecfest

Hold the Line

Characters: Alice Longbottom, Albus Dumbledore, Aurora Sinistra, Minerva McGonagall, Severus Snape

Pairings: Alastor/Minerva, Minerva/Severus

Creator: eldritcher

Rating: M/R

Word Count: 24,834

Summary: Then Love comes along, plucky and persistent, and proceeds to drink all her scotch.

Why You Should Check It Out:

This was written as the most generous gift for me, and it is glorious.

This story is such a marvelous conception, the way it settles into the corners of canon and shows how Minerva's life unfolds, with the beautiful bittersweetness that Eldritcher manage to instill in all their stories.

Their inventive ideas about magic and how it interacts with characters' souls and lives are absolutely genius.

The idea of love for an ailing Abraxas as motivating Riddle's actions is genius, and so different from most of the conceptions we have of Voldemort. I adore that canon Dumbledore was so very wrong about his inability to understand love being his great handicap. The irony the author has given that stance here is absolutely delicious.

Same goes for Minerva's defining, unrequited love for Alastor.

And the idea of how Hogwarts Castle's magic and the Headmaster's work in symbiosis is absolutely canon in my head now -- so inventive and wonderful.

We Change the Nature of Things

Pairings: Albus Dumbledore/Minerva McGonagall; Albus Dumbledore/Minerva McGonagall/Severus Snape

Creator: dueltastic

Rating: MA/NC-17

Word Count: 8,383

Summary: Albus makes some observations about Minerva and Severus.

Why You Should Check It Out:

This fic is a masterpiece of a musing on the subtle and profound ways three very different people affect one another. It involves a highly unlikely threesome that ends up making the reader nod in agreement.

Right Nor Wrong

Characters: Argus Filch, Dolores Umbridge, Minerva McGonagall, Mrs. Norris, Severus Snape

Pairing: Minerva/Severus

Creator: kellychambliss

Rating: M/R

Warning: voyeurism

Word Count: 11,711

Summary: In Greek mythology, Argus the guardian of Io is sometimes said to have a hundred eyes. In the wizarding world, Argus the caretaker of Hogwarts has only two eyes, but he sees a great deal all the same.

Why You Should Check It Out:

This fic gives us voyeur-Argus Filch, observing (and lusting after) Severus Snape, who is otherwise entangled. It's a story about desires fulfilled and unfulfilled and makes Filch into a three-dimensional character and acute observer rather than a simple figure of fun.

The Steadfast Tin Soldier

Characters: Alastor Moody, Albus Dumbledore, Barty Crouch Jr., Minerva McGonagall

Pairings: Alastor/Minerva, Barty Crouch Jr/Minerva

Creator: selmak

Rating: M/R

Warning: Possibly DubCon depending on your definition of informed sexual consent. No rape.

Word Count: 20,000

Summary: Minerva hopes that Alastor will never know exactly what Minerva McGonagall did with Barty while the real Alastor was in the trunk.

Why You Should Check It Out:

This fic puts you firmly and frighteningly inside Alastor Moody's head as he copes with the horrors of being locked in that bloody trunk for months, and what goes on there isn't pretty, but it helps him cope. As does Minerva McGonagall, once she stops castigating herself for a moment of indiscretion that ends up torturing them both. This Minerva and Alastor are recognizably in-character, but they're shown dealing with a very odd situation, and it brings out things we don't often see from either. The way the relationship between them develops is beautifully drawn: painful, tender, funny. Read it if you want to gasp, cry, and laugh, all in the space of a few paragraphs.

The Reluctant Phoenix

Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Elphias Doge, Horace Slughorn, Minerva McGonagall

Pairings: Albus/Horace, Albus/Minerva, Elphias/Horace

Creator: purplefluffycat

Rating: MA/NC-17

Warnings: Cross-gen - teacher/student (Minerva is 18), infidelity in secondary pairing.*.

Word Count: 23,600

Summary: Albus thought that he was a non-running member of the human race when it came to romantic relationships. If pushed, he would have said that he was the kind of wizard who preferred wizards. -All that, of course, was before Minerva came along.

Why You Should Check It Out:

OK, even if I didn’t have a soft spot for student!Minerva/Albus, I’d still have loved this because of the (I feel like I say this about all the Beholder fics, but it’s twoo, it’s twoo!) wonderful characterizations. Especially Albus, in all his flawed glory–here, as a man who is a genius in many arenas, but a bit thick when it comes to love. Add in fluid sexuality, and I’m a syrupy mess on the floor.

[thistledropkick]

zsj or io shirai for the wrestler ask?

I don't follow Stardom so I'll answer this for ZSJ!

Zack is one of my favorite wrestlers. I was introduced to him early in my NJPW viewing, and the first match of his that I ever saw was his match against Shibata when he turned heel and joined Suzuki Gun.

His matches are unique and fun to watch, his promos are unique and very good, he has great chemistry with a lot of other wrestlers who I love, and he's very engaging with both allies and opponents. He held such a special place within Suzuki Gun and truly expanded the range of the faction in a way that I don't think any other wrestler could have.

I have to admit though, that as he's rounded out his style and filled in some of the gaps in his wrestling approach, I've found his matches less engaging. I liked him better when he was a very unbalanced wrestler who could end a match at any time, but who could also get easily overwhelmed by strikes. It's not a bad thing that he's evolved as a wrestler over time, and I like the character growth he's gone through, but there was something uniquely engaging about his older work that I think has been lost in the process.

Zack makes me think of a quote from Suzuki that I think about a lot, from this article.

Suzuki: Why is Lance Archer popular? Why does Zack Sabre Junior have the support he does? Because there’s stuff they can’t do. Nobody in this goddamn business understands that. Wrestlers don’t understand that. Trainers, people teaching these kids don’t understand that for crying out loud!

–The system wants to create all rounders.

Suzuki: So the kids go in, and they train, and their trainers find what the gaps are in their games, and they try to fill those gaps right up. So you have this perfectly smooth, grey lump of boring trash. Fill in those holes on a wrestler and there’s no way in hell he’s filling seats with asses.

I think Suzuki's right, and I feel like as Zack has rounded out his style, he's lost some of what made his wrestling compelling to me personally as a result. I still really enjoy his work though, and he's still one of my favorite wrestlers. But if you haven't watched any of his earlier work from around when he first joined Suzuki Gun, I urge you to check it out.

[chubbygirlmaddy14]

The Dollmaker: The Next Family

Dale Kobble x reader

A/N: This one is kinda graphic so I am sorry, but things are heating up now!

Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/1471444437?utm_source=ios&utm_medium=link&utm_content=share_writing&wp_page=create_writer&wp_uname=chubby_girl_maddy16

Chapter 15: The Next Family (1,670 Words)

TW: descriptive murder again, mind controlling, talks of being drunk, devil worship in some way

Y/n POV:

I wake up as the sun peaks through the windows, making me cover my head with the blanket and hide my face in Dale's chest more. Wait.

DALE?

  I sit up feeling another person next to me, relieved to see it wasn't some psycho serial killer. Oh, you'll see soon.

I look at the clock that sits next to us seeing it read 10 am, my head still pounding from all the crying I had done just the night before. I look down to see Dale in his dream world, making me smile softly and lean down to kiss his cheek before rolling out of bed.

I make my way downstairs, turning on the stove and pulling out some things to make the both of us breakfast. I didn't wanna eat, but I knew Dale would say something if I didn't. I move slowly, the image of my brother still playing in my mind.

  I didn't care he was dead, I confirmed that thought when I first got up, and the tears were from stress. How would I take care of my grandma? What was I gonna do now that he's gone?

My thoughts were pushed away as I felt arms wrap around me as I cut up some fruit, "What are you making us doll?" He whispered in my ear, a blush spreading across my face as I take a deep breath. I don't want a life like this to end, as long as it meant we could be together in the end.

  Fuck it, I'd sell my soul to the devil if it had to be  that way

I wasn't brave enough to pursue anything though, at least not right now. "Just some pancakes and eggs, is that alright with you?" I turn my head having to look up at him, smiling softly as he looks back at me, "of course!"

  He pulls away as he grabs out a few plates for us, setting them down as I put our food on them.

Sitting next to one another, the meal is quiet, not that it was bad though. It was peaceful whenever he was with me, he didn't need to say anything. "Do you wanna talk about it?" he turns to look, my face staying down looking at the left over fruit and egg that sits still.

  All I can do is shrug, "I'm not upset that he's dead, hell I'm glad he is! I just don't know what I'm gonna do now."

I sigh softly putting my hands in my face, "I have other family here I need to take care of now, I don't know what to do." He wraps his arms around me and pulls me in close, letting my head just rest of his chest,

"Hey hey it's gonna be okay!" Everything feels okay when I'm with him, how could I want this moment to ever end.

After a few minutes, I sit up and shake my head, clearing my thoughts. "I'm gonna do the dishes, get dressed and head to work," but before I could even start moving, he grabs the plates and all other dishes and cleans them up for me.

  "You go take a shower and I will do the dishes okay?" I sit there a bit shocked at his words but soon smile sweetly.

As he turns on the sink, I move my way over to him, pulling him down and giving his cheek one last small kiss before turning around and making my way up the stairs.

  Yeah I didn't need to go into work, but Ryan's death didn't affect me as much as other people would react to it. Plus we have a new killer to catch now, I think, my grandma would want me to be searching.

I hop out of the shower, dry off, and put on some more comfier clothes. I knew Carter would understand, and it's not like I'm going into the office in just my pajamas. As I make my way downstairs I see Dale sitting comfortably on my couch, making my just watch.

  He looks over my way before standing up and opening his arms. I run into them fast, not wanting to miss a second of him.

He wants me as much as I want him, no I need him. Need him in my life. Need him in my arms. I just want hi- "Don't over work yourself, you understand." I roll my eyes playfully as we pull away making him gasp

"and don't roll your eyes at me young lady!" I laugh before pulling away completely and make my way over to the front door, "whatever you say old man." As I open the door I feel him move up behind me and grab my hips, squeezing them softly.

"You love this old man." His voice dropped, and my clothes almost followed with it. Looking up I smirk softly, "maybe I do... make yourself at home while I'm gone." I shut the door behind me as I bite my lip, making my way to my car.

Longlegs POV:

I stand there, just staring at the door as I catch my breath.

  Does she know I'm the one behind all of this? Would she care if she found out? You killed her family for Satan's sake Dale, she probably would!

  Shutting the voices out, I decided to look around her home, taking in rooms and art I haven't seen before as I've never been in her house alone.

Once I got my fill of her life behind closed doors, I make my way out and head home to finish packaging up the doll for Mr. Scott.

Maybe I'm holding a grudge, but what he almost did, and I know he's still after her, who would be stupid to not stop attempting to be with someone when they looked at jaw dropping as y/n.

Let alone it actually being y/n.

Ruth wasn't gonna be the one to deliver this, it was my turn. I knew he would be there, at his parents house for Susie's party. She was turning 10 this year, but that's how old she'll always be.

  Putting the box in my car, I head back inside to see Ruth on the couch, "you like her." She turns to look at me, the comment making me stop in my tracks.

"Who are you talking about?" I've never mentioned her name, so how could she know? Ruth just laugh as she shakes her head, "She's a sweet one I'll tell you that, always has been.. don't fuck this up for her."

  The words linger in my head, and yet I can't bring myself to say anything. I just make my way downstairs, and get ready for tonight.

Time-skip

Singing along to the radio, my thoughts are all filled with her. She would appreciate this, wouldn't she? I'm doing this to protect her. Not me, not anyone else, her. taking a deep breath as I pull up to the car driveway, I bring the box out and move to the front door.

  Knocking softly, Joseph ends up opening it, a drunk smile on his face, "hey you're the guy from the farmers market! come on in man!" Seriously? on her birthday?

I roll my eyes as he turns around, walking in with the box, the family pays me no mind. "What's that?" he says as he points to the item in my hand, "a gift from the church! for sweet little Susie over there."

  He smiles, thanking he grabs the box, walking over to the family as I just sit aside. It was dark out, they had just gotten back from dinner, and now it was presents time.

She ended up choosing the box first like a smart girl as I make my way over, "can I talk to you really quick?" I say to Joseph making him smile and follow me to another room. Once we're in an office room, I noticed a rolling chair and smiled a bit.

  "what did you need me for?" he drunkenly smiled before my fist landing on his face, knocking him out into a daze. Picking him up, I knew they were ready for it not to be noticeable with the state he was in.

Rolling him out tied to the chair, the family mindlessly opens up more gifts, the laughter moving to be quiet not. He starts waking up more and notices the state he's in, becoming sober as he realizes his mouth is shut.

  The father went to the kitchen to "grab something," only to come out with their biggest knife, seeing the daughter mesmerized by the doll of her.

Joseph goes to scream as the knife lands in his mom's neck, but my hand was quicker, shutting him up more as we both look at the scene in front of us.

  "Shhhh, this was born to happen little scotty! Satan wanted this to happen." Family members one by one were murdered by the dad, Susie being the last victim to take it before he killed himself in front of everyone.

I smile watching them all lay on the ground, Josephs screams turning into sobs as he watches the scene in front of him. "Don't worry, yours will be slow and painful too!" I laugh, pulling anther knife out of my back pocket and running it across his throat deep and slowly.

  Untying and ripping off the tape connected to his mouth, I push him hard on the ground making him grab his throat as if that would do anything.

I push the chair back into the office, not caring about the mess of course, and make my way out the door with my little letter sitting right on top of Joseph's body. The car ride back home was filled with the music blasting and all the way turned up.

I did all of this for my own doll.