#DOGGOS MUST STICK TOGETHER

[dsaf-confessions]

HEY????!!!! Happy birthday Modred! Hope you have a fantastic day! You deserve it from everything you have done! And stand us all day

In all seriousness, thank you for creating this blog, for creating this incredible (not so really) fandom? Are we considered that? Idc it's special to me, and if someone here deserves the most great and precious birthday of the world it's not other than our favorite doggo!

Blackjack!-

NAAAH I'm lying, it's you.

So, ig just wanted to say thank you for creating this wonderful blog and reunite all these anons in one place...

And for being a Dee fan, that's important too. (For me it is guys)

- Matt Virginia anon, appreciating all the hard work of Modred for once. (She always does)

awww :3 The Dee fans must stick together thank u Matt anon

[dankusner]

Shitty sayings & office expressions

At the end of the day

"Well, if that doesn't just put the plastic hip joint in the soup tureen."

Be that as it may

Best practices, value-added.

"Stretch goal", also an office expression. It means "Something there's no way in hell we think you can do, but we're going to tacitly disapprove of you if you fail, as we know you will."

Reach out.

Impactful — the kind of word that makes me lose all respect for the person using it

The “optics."

“My truth."

Robust

World Class

Artisan

Farm-to-table

"What kind of protein would you like?"

Plant-based

"Best" — as an email sign-off.

Living my best life.

I axxed you a question.

"Living the dream."

Lots to unpack here.

Let me explain without getting into the weeds

Make sense?

I appreciate you.

Lets throw some ideas against the wall and see what sticks.

"Unalived" —  instead of "committed suicide."

‘Open Concept’

"I haven't got the spoons" for things that are "not on my docket" or in "my wheelhouse."

Let's circle back on that later.

Spendy.

I listen to voters on Main Street — not Wall Street

They share three children together

Fur babies

Let’s socialize that with the team.

Granularity

Lorem ipsum blah blah]

Let's circle back…

To button this up…

Piggy-backing on what you said earlier…

Fresh-cracked pepper

That said.

"I fonted this"

"That's your opinion." (Inevitably heard from a person who cannot comprehend and does not care in the least about empirical evidence or logical proofs.)

"Whatnot."

Bone broth.

Am I right? Or am I wrong?

"Growth mindset"

"Hot take"

"Goodbye" rather than "God be with you."

"Welcome in" which is an Americanism of "Wilkommen" in every Starbucks I visit lately. Kind of fake.

“Can I help who’s next?”

I love that for you.

vicissitudes

supercilious

pusillanimous

"Let's re-visit that at our next meeting…" (meaning: forget about it)

"I say that to say this…"

Narrative.

It's what you make of it!

"…and all that good stuff"

"The math ain't mathin'"

Fucked around and found out

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

Adulting

Wash that rat's nest you call hair

Ratty weave.

"Do you have the bandwidth?"

"Flustrated" —  a combo of frustrated and flustered.

’taters ’maters sammich meemaw

furbabys, puppers and doggos.

the Squad Got the Memo,

SWMBO — Initialism — She Who Must Be Obeyed. 

Baby daddy Baby mama

“I was today years old when…”.

"nom noms"

"by the short and curlies"

'Spot on'

Sleeps — as in- Four more sleeps til vaycay!

Black Girl Magic

Moist Panties

"Brekkie" for breakfast.

"London-based author," "Paris-based architect," "Sydney-based financial advisor," "Beirut-based activist," and so on have always been common ways to describe people in

“Bricked up” for having an erection

“Thinking outside the box.”

"Breaks his / her silence". Journalists love to use this — pretending something earth-shattering was revealed in the interview but, alas, nothing is.

I know dat's right. You know I'm sayin'?

"Let me speak my truth".

pronouncing important as — imPORDindt

"Don't take this the wrong way but…"

"R282 ""With all due respect…"

"It's been a minute."

toxic

narcisstic

gaslight

"ripped of the Band-aid"

“It’s a bop”.

Referring to a husband as "hubs" or "the hubster."

Husbear

"Criming," "crimed," or "crimer" Make it stop, it's criminal.

Monoculture.

Bricked: why you showing your meat like that, you got me all bricked up

“Dope” — When used as an adjective to mean cool, awesome, great.

I can take her in very small doses. I no longer meet her for dinner or lunch - now it's a quick coffee at Dunkin or Starbucks. After 15 minutes of "like" my head starts spinning.

"Y‘'’know what I'm saying?" after every sentence.

Income inequality

Empowerment Center

Natural hair

Marginalized communities

Transphobia

Diversity roleplay

Sexual surrogate

Person of size

Dietary preference

"Just so you know." Best said with slightly downcast side eye and a little smirk.

Mafuckin slaty

Holding space

res ipsa loquitur means "the thing speaks for itself."

No 'there' there. It was startling way back when Gertrude Stein wrote it about Oakland, but these days it's way overused (a cliché of travel writing). As well as misunderstood: [quote]Stein's most famous line is always used to say something which she never intended. “There's no there there” meant no insult to the old hometown. It was simply an expression of painful nostalgia. Stein lived in Oakland from age six to 17—crucial years in a child's life. [quote]Ever since Gertrude Stein wrote of Oakland, "there is no there there," people have used this quote to condemn the city. But taking a closer look at the quote and the context in which it was written, we can see it is an expression of "painful nostalgia" and not of disdain or insult to Oakland. Let's take a closer look at this famous quote and how it relates to the artists interviewed in Oakland in Popular Memory putting a new "there" in Oakland.

“Cohort” in a business setting. Suddenly it’s everywhere.

"We're loving the new __"

"We need to be mindful of…." Ugh.

Queen Bey

I feel validated and seen by you,

[sinememoriae]

|| @ifrinncu

         Friend? Doggo friend?

[river-bottom-nightmare]

Nightwing #81 Review

i swear i actually thought no one was interested so i didn’t write one but a grand total of two (2) people said they wanted to read it, so here it is. honestly, my opinion’s been going a bit downhill, but the art is really cool and there are some decent parts so. holding out i guess? i really hope taylor has an end goal or at least a cohesive plan, otherwise i don’t see this series going anywhere i’ll particularly enjoy

the cover is very straightforward in its imagery, this villain has nightwing in the palm of his hand, easily manipulated, easily controlled no matter the action dick thinks he’ll take. 

what i find interesting is the colour: both previously and heavily in this issue, the colourist has chosen to make pink this villain’s main colour, with different shades of pink as accents. so why the red in the cover? possibly to just make it more eye-grabbing, though one could argue that pink is even more eye-catching than red. maybe to convey a sense of dread or fear that pink won’t fully get across. either way, it’s definitely a decision i’m curious about.

so melinda zucco is in a high enough political position within bludhaven that she is next in line to become the mayor after the previous mayor died and dick just,,,,didn’t have any idea she existed? dick didn’t know anything about her? forget dick’s own brilliant detective skills, forget his doggedness at anything zucco related, you’re telling me bruce never found her and told dick about her? maybe he wouldn’t have now, but back when dick was a young kid, he definitely would have at least made dick aware of her existence, to let dick know and ask if he wanted to interfere with her life or anything.

i have a thought about zucco’s facial expressions. she is very much stone-cold poker face throughout the entire issue. the only time i see her pull a different expression is near the end when dick corners her against a wall with an arm around her throat. 

this is most certainly intentional, what with the varied and intense expressions we see on other characters, dick most prominently. i’m wondering what exactly is the creative team’s reasoning behind this. in these panels, zucco is meeting with the most dangerous, powerful, near-bloodthirsty man in all of bludhaven and becoming the mayor of the city respectfully. in both of these panels, there is barely a hint of emotion in her face: no fear, no determination, no satisfaction. it’s just odd, considering the circumstances she’s in, regardless of any training recieved.

just spitballing here but. like. from what i’ve read so far, dick doesn’t really seem like bludhaven’s guardian angel. more like when peter parker first put on spandex and blindly stepped out into new york.

dick, how exactly can you underestimate someone from one move. so he caught your escrima. anyone with enhanced reflexes can do that. you still don’t know how he can actually fight, and this is shown in the next set of panels. 

i just don’t like the wording here. dick’s “underestimated” him, but beats him up easy in the next page. in addition, i don’t know much about combat, but i would assume it would take more than one move to determine exactly what an opponent’s skill level is, made even more complex when you add physical enhancements and metahumans and aliens into the mixture.

idk my first thought when i saw that he caught the stick was “ah ok he’s enhanced” because obviously he couldn’t have reacted fast enough if he wasn’t (as there are few people trained enough to catch it on human reflexes alone.) then the wording in the next panel, i’ve underestimated him, made me think “oh no ok so he’s not enhanced, he’s just a really good fighter and can give dick a run for his money in a fight.” then, it turns out my first assumption was proven correct in the next panel. it just comes across as misleading to me.

(also sidenote but his curls are cute.)

have i praised the art enough in this series? no, i have not.

i adore the way this is laid out and illustrated. without even having to read the text, the action sequence is visually engaging and intense, and easily followable from one panel to the next. dick’s physical expertise comes through quite efficiently, and i love the special attention shown to draw our attention to dick’s escrima in the bottom right corner.

also that move in the middle row leftmost panel that’s the mcu black widow move to get up off the ground it was the first thing i noticed and it made me laugh; thought it was worth noting

i’m really loving dick’s escrima sticks in this run. they’re just so multipurpose, it’s hilarious and exhilarating. kinda reminds me of bruce’s belt, the way the button in the middle does eevveeerrryyytthhiinngg. 

got a problem? don’t worry! dick’s installed a feature into his escrima that can fix that! (i like thinking dick helped make them it makes me happy and makes my engineer!dick side satisfied)

yawn. your big heart is your one true weakness yadda yadda the fact that you care will be used against you blah blah we get it. jesus can the villains please find a different weakness to exploit, this is getting old.

i need dick’s capacity to empathize and care and love to stop being a weakness that villains sneer about. bonus points if dick saves everyone anyway, either because of or despite his great big heart and the villain is surprised by the goodness of mankind or some shit like that.

i need it to be a strength, right from the get-go. the fact that he cares so incredibly much should be an asset that dick has and will use. he’s a very complex character with years of background, it can’t possibly be that hard to find another weakness of his. 

ooooh this is cool, gosh i absolutely love this.

because what exactly is the reader doing? we are seeing the fear in dick’s face, just as this villain intended. even better, we’re seeing the reflection of it from the villain’s glossy mask, telling us exactly what we’re seeing and exactly what he likes so much about it.

dick’s standing up straight, shoulders drawn back, looking up at this villain’s face with determination and resolve, but his suit is tattered. one eye looks to be swollen. his hair is falling limply around his eyes, as opposed to the curls from earlier. his escrima aren’t even part of the main focus, instead blending into the side of the mask in the outer corners of the mask’s eyes, which tells you exactly how big of a threat they are to this villain.

poor bitewing’s quite alarmed.

also on second thought why would you bring your puppy out like this, when you know you’re gonna end up fighting someone in the suit. a) how many grey three-legged adorable little puppies live in the bludhaven area dick? and how easy will it be to connect the doggo running around with nightwing with the doggo that dick grayson owns? and 2) is this puppers trained? does she have fighting experience? how exactly can you ensure she will survive this highly stressful situation?

dick take better care of your dog 

you know what? i was with tim on this one. why exactly is dick so optimistic and trusting about the people of bludhaven? bludhaven, which has been described as gotham’s smaller, smellier, more corrupt sister city once or twice. it’s not just the corrupt people in power, the entire system needs to change and people need to have faith and hope in order for them to come together, espcially if they’ve been living in conditions like how bludhaven has been described. from how clueless dick is about his own goddamn city, i can tell he hasn’t been here long.

it was a nice moment of hope, i’ll admit. but it was a tad unrealistic for me.

also it was in a weird place in the comic. this sort of confrontation and big get-together of the people to rejuvenate hope in each other feels like it should come near the end of a run, if not the end of an issue. certainly not in the first third of an issue. the pacing’s a bit off to me.

loyal little puppy patiently waiting for her human to wake up. i love her so much.

no it’s not. it’s bitewing.

living for this t-shirt honestly. do comics of dc characters exist in the dc universe? they must if the mug and the shirt are any indication

(now i’m imagining the first batman movie that came out in the dc universe and bruce just. being so offended at who they chose to play him.)

well, yes. but when a group of people are put through hellish conditions over and over again, they soon become desensitized to the pain and terror of their everyday lives in order to both stay sane and keep their life relatively stable, and part of that becomes ignoring or blocking out anything that isn’t directly important to you or your loved ones. having a bleeding heart will most likely get you killed in a city like bludhaven if you don’t have the same skills that vigilantes have.

and of course, people are more than capable of coming together and rallying under their city’s vigilante after seeing the good they’ve done and how they’ve helped the people, but that sort of trust takes time and effort to build. dick also had the whole ric arc and was gone for a while, which has been referenced several times in this particular issue in fact. that’s not going to make bludhaven’s citizens any more likely to trust him.

maybe i’m being a bit harsh but this comic is comic off as a bit too idealistic for the amount of change nightwing can do in a city given the present and past circumstances as well as nightwing’s own abilities. even dick grayson can’t pull off everything.

ok seriously this needs to stop this needs to stop.

right now, dick reminds me of oliver queen in the few episodes of the cw’s arrow i watched. he does the punchy-kicky-fighty and occasionally has smart insights due to the skills he gained from his past that he certainly definitely totally has but only ever exhibits once, while his team does all of the background research and information gathering and actual work.

this is dick’s city. if he has the same intelligence, worth ethic, and stubbornness in this run that he’s been shown to possess all his life, then he knows this city inside out. he’ll have meticulous notes organized in a ridiculously efficient system, he’ll have scouted out zucco long before this started, he’ll have known when anything big happened in the bludhaven political landscape in an instant.

i’m really not liking exactly how much dick’s relying on babs and tim in this series. sure, he loves them and cares for them and likes working cases with them. but he always pulls his own weight, has always been a mentor figure to tim instead of what’s weirdly becoming the other way around, and takes point on the cases in his own damn city.

what kind of weak-ass oracle is this?? redacted fbi files are child’s play. babs used to hack into the fbi for fun. this one particular picture is so out of character i want to laugh.

reading this series has unfortunately made me confront that, despite the tiny fluid acrobat dick that lives in my head 24/7, canon dick is impossibly 5′10 and muscular at that.

mmm. titties.

tim said hydrate or die-drate bitch

love how dick’s doing all this intense brooding and stuff meanwhile bitewing is curled up in a soft comfy post having the time of her life.

you don’t understand i would legitimately kill myself for her.

also the lighting in this one scene is cool. the blue tones come off so well.

they’re just. so multipurpose!! they can become a bo staff. they can cut glass. they can become a grapple hook/line. they can electrify someone. they’re a funky colour. i’m becoming really attached to these things. absolute solid choice in weaponry.

if you’re gonna write up every rookie mistake dick has made during this series to head trauma, then dick shouldn’t be out and about at all, much less in costume.

see this? this is just straight up wrong. dick most definitely should have spotted her, and would have immediately moved to take her down.

scratch that, dick would have done a full check of the building, because he knows not to break into places uninformed, especially if the owner of the apartment was raised by the maroni family. someone as highly trained, experienced, and competent as dick wouldn’t have done this.

and if you chalk it up to head injury, (which is probably true), than his ~love interest~ and his little brother should have done a much better job making sure he stays in his house.

zucco looks so awkward it’s fucking hilarious

are those shadows that mimic a domino mask, to both reflect and hide the fact that his mask is missing? are those bruises around his eyes, to show how, despite what good he’s doing, being nightwing is hurting dick right now? 

(isn’t his domino mask supposed to have an electrifying feature that keeps people from removing them?)

it’s a little odd how the three known villains of this series are all coloured in warm shades, more specifically pink. meanwhile, in earlier issues, dick’s fondest memories were in pink, memories of him and alfred in particular. why has the colour pink changed from signifying something benevolent to something malicious? idk i hope this gets explained later.

this i did like. either it’s just a display of brute force in anger, or dick slipped the ties and pulled them off once untied. both ways, it’s an unintentional display of power, and i think that’s kinda cool.

again. dick is,,,tall? sort of? weirdddd

i’m so glad most readers are unified in the notion that this was the absolute dumbest fucking thing.

i’m hoping this gets disproved or something soon. and i hope dick doesn’t fall for it, because he definitely knows better than to take something as important as this at face value.

what exactly is taylor trying to accomplish here? why is he trying to go back on what we all knew was a happy, loving childhood and throw strife and disharmony and (what i’m assuming will be) infidelity? this will not end well at all.

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,,,,,this review got way longer than expected lol. and i realize most of it just became me ranting. i guess i didn’t realize how ticked off i was originally. fingers crossed it gets better.

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[secret-engima]

More Thoughts On Team Gremlin verse

-This thing’s official name is “Saving the World for Fun and Profit” because I find that funny.

-At some point in their escapades, Whitley joins the team. No, he’s not a time traveler, he’s just a smol child Schnee that certain members of the White Fang thought would be good to hold for ransom. Naturally, Oscar found him and put a stop to that and trundled off with a kid his physical age in tow. Torchwick oFFERED to put the kid back where he belonged (once he caught the kids with an extra in their midst, which took about a week) but Whitley is young and impressionable and has just gone from a house that is empty and cold and devoid of anyone willing to love him to spending a week or so with this crew of crazy kids who hug him and ruffle his hair and let him get dirty while playing and feed him candy and don’t scold him for not spending hours practicing for his recitals. Who have an adult that acts so vibrant and *different* from his parents and who pays attention to Whitley when he speaks. Who even have a DOG that is friendly and huge and TALKS which almost makes up for how he’s a bit goopy instead of fluffy like the books say dogs should be.

-He turns those big hopeful eyes on them and asks if he can *stay* and Oscar immediately turns the puppy eyes on Torchwick, because if Whitley, who helped him in the future-that-isn’t, wants to stay and be happy here then of course Oscar is onboard.

-Torchwick: Noooo. Noooooo. Arrgggh don’t you DARE try to cute me you tiny terror-.

-Oscar and Whitley: *puppy eyes intensify*

-Also Torchwick: FINE. But he needs to dye his hair so people don’t instantly know he’s a Schnee.

-Neo: *whips out a two bottles of dye that both match her hair and beams because she always wanted a baby brother*

-At some OTHER point in time, Oscar accidentally mentions that a Certain Person shot him off a cliff when he was out of Aura. Torchwick, being the reasonable, focused, definitely-not-a-dad criminal mastermind he is, absolutely does NOT break into General Ironwood’s home to break his nose.

-The fact that his entire info network in Mantle and Atlas is now running a side operation of Make The General Miserable is complete coincidence. Truly. So is Neo disappearing for a week and coming back smelling of Tundra, with bloody knuckles and a satisfied expression.

-Oscar: Guys, I told you to leave him alone! He was suffering a mental breakdown, and I survived the fall. It’s fine!

-Mercury: You and I have *very* different opinions on what counts as fine, Boss. And that’s counting the fact that I was raised by Marcus Black.

-Sondor the Grimm Hound is the goodest boy. He crawled his way out of the experimental goo pool Salem had dumped his founding material in several years early just to go find his Pups.

-Everyone is a Pup to Sondor.

-Yes even Torchwick. Torchwick is just more like a bratty yearling pup to him.

-Except Neo, she acts too much like a cat to be a Pup.

-Of course his favorite Pup is Oscar Pup. Who is small and fierce and doesn’t understand that because he is hurt, he shouldn’t be trying to hunt the same way the others do. Here Oscar Pup climb on his back, he will help.

-Sondor, like in canon, can speak, he just tends to stick to short phrases because talking is tricky when you have a skull shape Like That. The kids have maybe had too much fun trying to teach him human single-word memes.

-Behold, the Grimm who knows the meaning of and can say Yeet at the correct time.

-Sondor is a firm believer in bedtime. The concept was introduced to him pre-time travel when Neo, Mercury, and Emerald were all trying to put Oscar back together mentally and physically. Often, Oscar would lose all concept of time (and self) while trying to mentally navigate around the ragged hole left by what Salem did to Ozpin inside him, and this could lead to Oscar just- straight up forgetting to SLEEP. For Days. So since Sondor was always a constant at Oscar’s side (no one else wanted to deal with the Grimm but also no one else wanted to try removing him from the side of the one person he was attached to and who would in turn spontaneously use magic to defend), Em sat down with the Giant Death Dog and taught this sucker the concept of bedtime. Specifically, if the Broken Light (moon) was out and the clock looked like So, then Oscar needed to be IN BED, lying down and SLEEPING until the clock looked like This.

-It took a few tries but Sondor got the gist eventually, and this makes taking bby out on nighttime heists post-time travel tricky because Sondor is prone to just looking up at the moon, rasping “Bedtime. For pups.” and then scooping Oscar up and trundling off to the nearest comfy spot. He will 100% lie down with Oscar and gently rest his head on Oscar’s torso so that the boy can’t escape. Oscar would protest but he does need the help and Sondor has also done this to any of the other Pups if he catches them up too late at night.

-Sondor must be *bribed* to let Oscar participate in any activity past his “bedtime” that Emerald first taught him. And then Oscar has to make up for it by taking a daytime nap. Oscar would protest but physically he is 6 and working his way up so he does actually need sleep.

-If anyone ever told Oscar that someday the fastest way to put him to sleep would be to have a giant, vaguely gooey Grimm hound that can shapeshift into even more terrifying forms cuddle him and make low rumbly noises he would have... well depending on timeline he would have stared, run away, or just laughed hard enough to choke on his own blood because sure why not, it’s not like his day can get any weirder after being kidnapped and tortured by an evil grimm queen lady.

-Everyone picture Oscar riding Sondor into battle. Or just riding around on him in general because bby has joint problems and height problems and riding his Best Friend Doggo is a great way to help with both.

-Everyone picture Oscar smiling serenely at some criminal gang who has surrounded him to try to kidnap him and hold him over Torchwick’s head. They have a lot of men.

-“I have a Sondor.”

-*furious bellowing Hound Grimm with bloody-colored wings drops from the sky to LOOM protectively over Oscar, roaring bloody murder at the criminals who thought the child with the limp and the cane was a good target*.

-Sondor’s second favorite Pup is Emerald, because she gives the Good Scritches and also has more sense than most of the other Pups combined. Mercury is Trouble Pup, Neo is Kitten. Whitley is New Pup and has been occasionally dubbed Brat. Sondor is not afraid to gently drag Whitley out of trouble by his leg. The fact that his entire leg can fit in this giant Grimm’s mouth should probably terrify Whitley, but he’s picked up his cues from Mercury (who has also been dragged around by his leg by an annoyed Sondor) and thus just whines and flails.

[girlgrouptrash101]

Chaeryeong (ITZY) as Your Girlfriend

Requests: 

“let's go gf chaeryeong my sweet baby 🥺🥺🥺 thank uu”

“itzy chaeryoung as your gf”

“Can you do Chaeryeong as your girlfriend please”

A/N: lmk what you think of this lil change to the layout // thanks to my #1 gal for the help w this one hehe

- C

Definitely a shy little baby at the start of the relationship

When you asked her out she was literally speechless, she was so sure you didn’t like her back that when you actually confessed, all she could do was just run into your arms for the tightest hug

the closer you got to Chaeryeong, the more outgoing, clingy and romantic she got

Chae soon became your best friend as well as your girlfriend, and you couldn’t imagine your life without her :)))

You’re her escape from idol life for sure, like when she was getting those hurtful comments at debut all you had to do was remind her how beautiful she is and she just forgot about all the irrelevant haters on the internet :)

Chaeryeong is definitely one to send you the sweetest good morning and goodnight texts

and whenever she can’t stop thinking about you she just texts you a long ass paragraph about how much she loves you and how special you are to her

Every time itzy go abroad she writes you a postcard and sends it home, and now you have a lil collection of all that she has sent

also leaves the cutest little post-it notes around your house that you find days after she’s been over, the notes ranging from compliments to stick-men drawings of you two holding hands hehe

Even if you’ve been dating for literally months, date night always makes Chae nervous because you??? dressed up all pretty just for her??? THAT IS TOO MUCH FOR HER HEART TO HANDLE

movie nights are a must!!!

You’ve watched almost everything on Netflix, the most cringy films on the website always making you two laugh so hard

Chaeryeong often falls asleep halfway through the movie anyway, but you never wake her up because she looks so adorable cuddling into your side, her fist clenched around the fabric of your jumper as she sleeps

she usually wakes up when you’re carrying her to bed, though only long enough to kiss you and pull you close to her before falling back into a deep slumber

Absolutely cannot take it when her members tease her about your relationship

like whenever she’s smiling at her phone or blushing or something, the girls tease her to no end for being so whipped n in loveeeee hehe <3

Meeting Chaeyeon was pretty intense for the first time, she sat you down and made sure that you would be there for Chaeryeong and stay by her side no matter what

However, as soon as she saw how much you loved her sister, she was so welcoming and the two of you got really really close :)

whenever she’s practicing alone she always invites you over and teaches you new dances, especially if itzy have a new choreo she’ll be sure to help you learn it

Chaeryeong is so good at reading your emotions, like she knows when you’re feeling down straight away, even if she’s only talking to you over text

cheering you up is so easy for Chae, she just knows exactly how to put your mind at ease and make you smile :)))

Chaeryeong absolutely loves kissing you, but will never outright ask for kisses because it makes her a lil shy hehe

instead she makes excuses to wipe something away from your lips,, or literally just stares at you until you take the hint and kiss her

you two love cooking together - sometimes it goes so well and you have delicious food to eat,,, other times you’re luck you didn’t set the kitchen on fire

your favourite dates usually consist of going out for a picnic, then staying out until it gets dark so you can lay back on your blanket and look at all the stars together

times like these you end up always having conversations about your future and how you definitely plan to raise a dog together ahhaha

“So, what college are we sending our pup to? Any doggo of mine shall be well educated and respectful.” - Followed by both of you laughing your heads off

that feeling when Chaeryeong smiles at you and your whole word just stops,,, she really is the most beautiful girl you’ve ever seen in your entire life

and every day you wake up, making sure that she knows just how important she is to you :))) and that’s on being whipped hehe

[libsterslobsters]

Black Dog...

A Bucky Barnes x Reader fanfic

A/N: The motherfluffer strikes again! I know I said I was going to do a pt 2 of "What Is and What Should Never Be", but I was sitting with my doggo tonight and this is what I was inspired to write. It's more of a prequel, I guess.

Summary: There's not much Bucky wouldn't do for his best girl, but when she suggests they get a dog to help them readjust to life after the final battle with Thanos, he's not so sure it's a great idea.

Pairing: Bucky Barnes/ fem! enhanced! Reader

(reader can see moments into the future as well as understanding all languages and processing new information quickly, plus she's also a super soldier)

Warnings: Slight angst, mild swearing, fluff!, mentions of PTSD and panic attacks, No editor, we die like men

“You want to do what?”

Bucky considers himself a fairly reasonable person (well, there is the “was brainwashed for over fifty years” part) and he prides himself on valuing whatever his girlfriend (fiance he reminds himself, she kept the ring on for five years) says instead of only listening to come up with a response, but this time, he’s almost certain he’s heard wrong. At least, he hopes he has.

“I want to get a puppy.”

That’s exactly what he thought she said. “Or really a dog of any age.” Where to begin with that suggestion.

He likes dogs. He had one before the war. But that was back when it was safe to walk through Brooklyn at night, not to mention walk your dog along the sidewalk after dinner. Back before sudden noises in the night, however light or normal they are made him bolt upright in bed and reach for the knife he still keeps on the nightstand just in case. Before fighting “bad guys” was part of his every-day life, and way before he himself had become a bad guy. All of that considered, there’s only one way he can answer.

“I don’t think so, doll.” The corners of her lips turn down and her eyelids lower.

“Oh.” She’s more disappointed than she’ll let on. Maybe there’s a way to smooth it over.

“Why did you want a dog?”

He takes a seat on the sofa next to her (they were going to settle into their usual after work activity; watch something neither of them will remember later as an excuse to be together, usually with her legs resting in his lap and a bowl of popcorn between them) and silently wills her to look up, not be saddened by something he’s done. Goodness knows she’s had enough of that to last a lifetime already, and the wedding isn’t for another month.

She shrugs, still absently picking at her pilling sweater.

“There’s been studies done on how having a pet helps lower stress levels and raise seratonin levels. That helps with PTSD and sleep disorders.”

Something that used to just apply to him, but after Thanos, it’s as often her waking up from a nightmare that felt just a little too real or staring at words in a book that she’s not even seeing long after midnight.

“Plus-” She laughs, but it’s not the unbridled sound he treasures, it’s… bitter somehow. “-it’ll be like exposure therapy. We’ll be forced to leave the apartment for more than groceries and work.”

It seems as if the outside world has become even louder and more unbearable since the world ended and restarted again.

“All of that sounds good-” There’s the beginings of a smile on her face. He hates that he’s about to crush it all over again. “-but what about the logistics of it?” She frowns, clearly confused. “We don’t know where we’ll be living once your lease is up-”

“There are plenty of other apartment complexes that allow pets.” He nods.

“Yeah, but not all of them. And on top of that, when we’re away on missions, who’s gonna look after the pooch?” She seems to be considering it, mulling it over, then-

“Here me out: we train the dog to come with us on missions and do reconnaissance.” The smirk on her face lets him know that it’s a joke. Good. Then she’s not completely devistated.

“If the situation looks too tough, we’ll send him out ahead of us. While he’s licking their faces and their guards are down because even the worst of the worst can’t resist a cute puppy-”

“We storm the place?” She nods, shoulders shaking in a quiet laugh.

“You’re catching on! And, we can order a special doggy uniform since you can find anything on the internet these days.”

That’s the final straw, and before he can even consider it, he’s laughing too.

“You do make a pretty compelling argument, but let’s stick a pin in it until this thing-”He indicates her left hand, which is now resting casually against his thigh. “-becomes official.”

“Fair enough.”

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She’s doing better now, she thinks. Better than she was for the past few months. Still, after her last class at the community college lets out (so many new enrollments now that the population is back to normal, and the majority of them have no memory of the hell those who survived the snap endured for five years), she sits in her car for a solid half hour, shaking and crying her way through a panic attack. When it passes, she reaches for the makeup bag hidden in her purse and, in an effort that’s really muscle memory at this point, repairs the damage to her face. There. Nearly normal.

Driving home is considerably more difficult than it used to be now that there’s more cars on the road, but the route is familiar, so that’s some comfort. Not everything changes. She really should pick up some potatoes and cubed beef for tonight’s dinner, but after the day she’s had, facing a crowded supermarket seems like just a step too far. Takeout, then. Maybe a pizza. After all, she’s got the same chemicals running through her veins as he does, which means their metabolisms can keep up with excess calories. It’s one of the better side effects of being “enhanced” as her file is labeled.

She’s so busy thinking about which toppings to order that she barely manages to swerve in time to keep from hitting the animal slowly limping towards the curbside.

“Shit!”

The miriad of horns honking from behind and beside her let her know that her decision isn’t a popular one. Still, she eases the car to the curb and as soon as the coast is clear (she should just run into traffic… no, that’s an intrusive thought, acknowledged and dismissed), steps out.

The animal made it across, at least. Animal, because she can’t be sure what species it is. It’s trying to get away from her, but the poor thing is limping badly, so there’s not much chance it’ll manage that particular feat even if she weren’t faster than the average human. She approaches with caution (if she were to be bitten, would it even effect her? More than likely not) in case she startles it.

“It’s alright.” She’s got it cornered now, and she can see that it’s a dog. A pathetic lump of matted fur and mange with at least one broken leg, but a dog none the less. She crouches, holding her hand out in front of her, palm open.

“You’re okay, sweetie. I’m not going to hurt you.” The poor thing is shaking, letting out low growls that quickly turn to whimpers as soon as she touches it. “You’ve had some tough luck, haven’t you? Yeah.”

She can’t tell what color it is under the filth and… her breath catches in her throat… blood. Black for now, but maybe a lighter color once it’s washed. However, the tongue that peeks out from a swollen muzzle is unmistakably pink. “Good boy. Or girl. I’m not going to look close enough to find out right now. Don’t worry.” It’s not a huge dog. She could probably lift it. That is, if it’ll let her. “A car hit you, didn’t it? Hurt that poor leg of yours.” She leans closer to get a better look. No collar. A stray, more than likely, and definitely a mutt. The decision is made. She’s not leaving it here.

“Alright. I’m going to get you some help, but that means I have to pick you up. Now, I’d appreciate it if you’d kindly refrain from biting me when I do that, okay?” She takes the blink as agreement. “Here we go.”

She must look strange, emerging from an alleyway in the middle of Brooklyn with at least thirty pounds of unidentifiably colored dog in her arms, but if any of the other motorists notice, they don’t let on. Thank goodness for technology. With the press of a button, her car unlocks and she’s able to deposite her new friend in the passenger seat before settling behind the wheel once more. “Siri, show me the nearest animal hospital.” Once the gps is online, she adds as an afterthought, “Call Barnes.”

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Somehow, when he picked up the phone and the first words out of her mouth were, “Bucky, you’re not gonna believe me…” he didn’t expect it to result in him sitting in a veterinarian’s office an hour later, waiting to hear about a dog he’s never seen. Well, that’s not quite true. She did snap a quick picture. Even though he knows it probably wasn’t at it’s best, that had to be the most pathetic lump of fur and fleas he’s ever laid eyes on, through a photograph or otherwise. He’s not even sure it had both ears!

None of that matters though, because now he’s sitting there, pretending to study his phone with his baseball cap drawn low over his eyes and a pair of sunglasses to boot while she flips through the same magazine for the fourth time. If he’s being honest with himself, he doesn’t think the dog’s going to make it (actually, it might be kinder if it didn’t, the pooch is in such bad shape), but he’s decided it’s best not to bring that up. Time will tell.

“Are you mad?” That’s the first thing she’s said since he arrived and she informed him that they’d taken the dog back for immediate surgery.

“That depends. Did you walk into traffic to save him?” It probably wouldn’t hurt her, considering she’s strong enough to stop a car if she really wants to, but it’s not exactly a healthy habit to get into. Especially if they’re trying to be inconspicuous.

“No.” She flips another page. “Although I may have swerved to avoid hitting him, then chased him down into an alleyway and cornered him by a dumpster.”

That sparks a memory from the early days in Romania, the ones where he thought he was dating someone for the first time since the forties (albeit, moving very, very slowly) and she was under the impression that he saw her as a little sister. Her apartment was the equivalent of “low rent” and when, halfway through ‘Singin’ In the Rain’, a rat made it’s unfortunate appearance, she told him, “No, don’t kill it! Just get rid of it!” while standing on top of the coffee table (because clearly, that was so much safer than the floor). In the end, he did catch the rat (thanks to her precognition), and they safely moved it and it’s nest into a quiet corner of the courtyard. That’s when he realized he was in way over his head with this girl, but he couldn’t bring himself to care. It’s still one of his favorite memories, so-

“ ‘Course not.” She doesn’t look entirely convinced, so he wraps his arm around her, pulling her close despite the plastic waiting room chairs. “Why would I be mad at my girl for having a big heart?”

She chuckles, leaning into him. “You mean I’m a softy.”

“Isn’t that the same thing?”

Before she can reply, the door swings open. It’s late, and they’re the only ones left waiting, so it’s no surprise when the woman in scrubs stops in front of them.

“Your dog made it through surgery, although we did have to amputate the front left leg.” Huh. That’s the same one he lost. “We also took the liberty of giving him his rabies and heartworms shots, and since you said it’s a stray, we’ll call animal control to pick him up once he’s awake.”

That’s for the best. She may have a thing for hard luck cases, wounded animals, and lost teddy bears, but it’s not like they can keep the dog. He’s come around to the idea of getting a pet at some point (maybe he’ll surprise her at Christmas), but an animal that’s in that bad of condition… it’s a lot of work, and he’s not sure either of them is up for it (well, if truth be told, if he’s up to it).

“Did you want to come back to see him?” She looks up at him, clearly trying to get a read on what he’d rather do. He could just say no thanks, they’re alright. It’ll only make things harder when they have to go home. But, it’s obvious she wants to, and he’s not great at telling her no.

“Sure.”

He’s panicking just a little as they walk through a maze of corridors and metal doors that lock behind them. Calm down, it’s just a vet’s office, not a prison. You’re not going to have to fight your way out.

Finally, after the dozenth turn, the vet announces, “Here we are. He’s still a little groggy, and we had to shave him. It looked like he could use a trim anyway.” and pushes open another locked door.

Even with his leg repaired and his fur at least partially groomed, he doesn’t look like much. There are indeed two ears; one of them is just crooked, folding down instead of sticking straight up. He still couldn’t guess at the breed, but with all the muck washed away, it’s still a black dog. There’s an I.V. attached, and Bucky’s expecting that the most it’ll do is whimper if it’s touched, but as she approaches the table and gingerly begins to pet it between the ears, the dog’s eyes open, and it licks her hand.

“Hey, boy. You made it through. I knew you were a fighter.” Is it sticking it’s tongue out and- “Whoa. Your breath could take out an army!” -attempting to lick her face.

“We think he’s about eight months old. May get a little bigger, but not much.”

He’s a decent sized dog. Not exactly one you’d chose to guard your house, but not a lap dog either. And he seems friendly.

“Some nice people from animal control are going to come get you once you’re all better and they’ll find you a good home.”

Unlikely. After all, the dog’s a tripod. He’s going to regret asking this, but-

“Is there anything else wrong with him besides the leg?”

The vet shakes her head. “Nothing that a flea bath, mange treatment, and a few good meals couldn’t fix.”

So really, it wouldn’t be THAT much work. He’s seen plenty of dogs who can still walk with only three legs. He needs to get ahold of himself. The dog might not even like him. Animals are funny; they can tell a bad person from a good one, and if he’s being honest with himself, he’s not sure if he qualifies as the latter after all he’s done. There’s only one way to find out.

“Hey, boy.” He reaches out his hand (the metal one, because even if it’ll heal quickly, he’s not crazy about being bitten) and scratches under the dog’s chin. “You had a hard day, didn’t you?”

The dog sniffs at his arm and then, wonder of wonders, his back leg starts to kick. “But you still seem pretty happy even if you are a little worse for wear.”

He really shouldn’t do this. It’s a lot of work, having a dog of any kind. They don’t know where they’ll be living once her lease is up, and oh yeah, they’re getting married in three weeks. But, the big puppy dog eyes look up at him (the dog’s looking pretty desperate too), and he knows his decision’s made.

“Think Stark ever designed armor for dogs?” Her brow knits in confusion.

“You know, since we can’t very well have him out there on missions without some sort of protection.” There it is. Recognition.

“Are you serious?”

“No.” The beginnings of a smile freezes on her face. “There’s no way we’re taking an innocent dog into a situation with hostiles. Are you nuts?” That laugh gets him every time.

“So we’re keeping him?”

He nods.

“We’re keeping him, doll.”

She hasn’t looked this purely happy in ages. For once, the memories of the past and worries about the future are completely forgotten, and that makes it worth it. That, and, well… he is a pretty cute dog.

Author's note: here's a picture of my good boi and writing pal, Rigby.

[awheckery]

OMG Bella sounds sooo sweet 🥺 now I feel like I MUST show you Merlin, the good boy in question. And a photo of him enjoying a bully stick for bringing you joy. He's also very smart when it's convenient. He can get into dog safe and childproof locks and trash cans, and push chairs to climb into tables, but he will ask to be let through doors that are already open. These two really do seem very similar and they probably would have gotten on like a house on fire ♥️

I apologize to all and sundry for how absurd I'm about to be but

LOOK AT HIMS

LOOK AT HIMS CURLY EVERYTHINGGGGGGGF

SO FLOOF SO PLUSH SO FULL OF MISCHIEF

LOOK HIMS HAVE COMPACT FEETS FOR TINY DANCER TIPPY TAPS AND WICKED LITTLE SCHEMES

It is important to me to know, does he make faces? I feel like he makes Faces, quality ones, faces that say "I have done something you would not approve of, but I am smug in the knowledge you will forgive me as I am a Jaunty Little Man and you are WEAK for my Big Little Eyes"

Thank you for sharing this majestic little gentleman, what a fantastic small cloud he is!

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okay I was gonna hit post but then I had An Thought

but it was the middle of my work night and my hands hurt too much to do much in the way of composing masterpieces on my phone, so I resolved to add when I got home, but then I got out of work and fell asleep for um. a while. before I could complete the thought, SO HERE WE ARE, A FEW DAYS LATER, and here’s the thought I’m having

Are you aware of Christina Hunger and Stella the dog? I’m never not going to be thrilled by them; Ms. Hunger has taught her dog to tap AAC (Augmentative and Alternate Communication) buttons so that she can literally ‘talk’ to her humans and express her needs, and it is A M A Z I N G. I follow their account on instagram, but they have a more in depth website at www.hungerforwords.com, and Ms. Hunger has just published a trufax actual book about their journey figuring out interspecies communication together, it’s so frickin’ cool

anywho, I bring this up because Merlin is a precision hitter, and he hits for attention, so maybe he could learn to hit AAC buttons to express himself? IDK it’s a thought, I am always down for sharing wild awesome stuff, and again, I thank you for sharing your wild awesome doggo!

[ironmansuuucks]

Are You Lost?

dewey finn x reader 

hey guys! here I have a little request from the amazing @thewolfisapartofmysoul​ !! it’s basically the reader has had a rough week and takes her sweet golden retriever out on a walk and meets dewey along the way! this is a sweet little request and i loved writing it so much - i freaking love doggos and Dewey. what more can you ask for? I hope you enjoy! lotsa love x

warnings: angst, fluff

words: 1600

and this unreal aesthetic was also made by the wonderful @thewolfisapartofmysoul​

“Come here buddy” you called over your golden retriever, Gus, to get his leash on. He sat down and licked your face as you sorted him out, to which you thanked him by giving him a quick pet and a cuddle. You stuck your hat on your head and zipped up your fleece as you headed out, stuffing one of Gus’ tennis balls in your pocket along with a few treats. It was autumn heading to winter so you had to stay warm.

The world had truly been against you the past few weeks and all you wanted to do was escape for a while. This morning you decided to get your life back together. You figured a long walk with your best friend was the best way to do achieve this. You could let Gus off his leash, let him chase the ball and just get lost in your own little world for some time.

Heading out towards the woods, you could see your breath in the air every time you exhaled. A gentle reminder of just how nippy it was. Gus didn’t care. His fur was warm enough for him and he loved the cold, embracing it with every step of his paws. It was mid afternoon so there was plenty of sunlight to be had.

Autumn walks were always the best. It was quiet, no one really tended to be around the woods. This meant you and Gus could just enjoy one another’ company. Autumn was also the best because of the beautiful colours and leaves. You loved the way they would crunch under every foot step, each one making you forget about your troubles. Gus loved it when you would pick up a big pile of leaves and gently throw them over him. He would snort happily and bound forward towards the leaves, leaving you giggling at him.

As soon as it was quiet, and you couldn’t see anyone around, you let Gus off his leash. He was well trained and you trusted one another. He wouldn’t run off. As soon as you unhooked him from the leash he bounced more ahead of you, wanting you to throw the ball for him. He barks lowly as you throw the ball. As his breed would suggest, he retrieves the ball and brings it back to you, tail wagging a mile a minute, his body swaying from side to side happily. “who’s my good boy” you would praise him and pat his head, taking the ball from his mouth and throwing it again.

You must have been walking for around an hour and a half before you decided that maybe it was time to head back. Your cheeks were all red from the cold and your fingers felt like they might go numb. You had managed to chill yourself out pretty much and felt ready to tackle the world again going home. “right Gussy boy, I think maybe it’s time we head-“ suddenly there was a small rustle from the bush further up. Gus’s head darted round and his ears perked up significantly. His tongue stopped panting. Shit.

Gus all of a sudden raced forward towards, what had now been revealed as, a rabbit. He was fast. “Gus… GUS!” you tried to call him but he was not stopping. You ran after him as fast you could but you were losing sight of him. FUCK! This was the last thing you needed right now. “Gus Stop-“ you were cut off as you stumbled and fell over one of the tree roots on the forest floor. “ouch..”. you got up slowly, wiping the green and dirt off of your fleece and jeans and tried to catch your breath. “shit.. where did you go Gus?”. He was nowhere to be seen.

Your heart started to race with anxiety. These forests where huge. He could be anywhere with his speed. It’s fine, it’s fine I’ll find him – calm down. You mentally told yourself as you started to shout “GUS?!?! Gu-us…”.

* * * * * * *

Dewey was sick of Patty. She was always yelling at him. She made him feel like he was worth nothing, as if he didn’t matter. So he found himself out a thoughtful walk through the woods, as he normally did on these kind of occasions. He loved autumn, with all of its beautiful colours and the cold air. He could stick on his hat and scarf and get cosy to brace the cold. It made him feel better when he was out in the fresh air and had time to himself to think over everything. He was trying his best these days, with his after school club for the kids and his new band. She was just a stuck up bitch who couldn’t get over what had happened at Horace green. I mean Ned had mentioned to him not long ago about how he was thinking about breaking up with her. Dewey really hoped he would follow through on that because he was just sick of..

He was pulled out of his thoughts when he suddenly noticed a little white dot bouncing towards him. He squinted his eyes to focus on what was coming towards him, his face screwed up in confusion. It didn’t take long for him to realise that it was a doggo. He began to smile as it got closer. “hey buddy..” he started but the golden retriever jumped up on Dewey and knocked him over, starting to leave kisses all over his face, wagging its tail frantically.

Dewey laughed and began to pet the dog “where did you come from dude?”. He found the dogs collar, looking for the name tag “Gus?” he questioned to which Gus barked happily. “well we better find your owner bub don’t want you getting lost” he worried as he picked himself up from the shrubberies.

Gus done circles around Dewey’s feet then bounced forward ahead of him, turning round and wagging his tail frantically at him. Dewey began walking in the direction of where Gus came from. “c’mon boy, c’mon” he teased him. “let’s go boy”. Gus followed Dewey through the woods, staying close to him.

After a minute or so Dewey began to hear someone shouting. As he continued walking the voice got louder and eventually he could hear you shouting “Gus!!”. He began to speed up, heading towards the shouting as Gus stayed close to him, apparently oblivious to your calling.

You were only a couple hundred yards away, worried sick about Gus. It had been fifteen minutes and he still hadn’t appeared. This wasn’t like him, where the hell could he be. If he was lost you would never forgive yourself. He was your best friend. As if the week couldn’t get any worse..

You stopped in your tracks when you heard a bark. “Gus?... GUS!”. You called out, speed walking towards the noise. God you hoped he was ok. What if he was hurt?

You got dragged from your thoughts when you noticed someone walking towards you. You squinted your eyes, confused until you seen Gus walking along beside him, looking up at the guy happily. “Gus!” you called out and almost ran towards him in relief. Gus’ ears perked up and he looked at you, jumping up on you when you got closer.

You looked up at the guy, while bending down to pet your sweet boy, “hey thank you so much for finding by dog” you exclaimed. Dewey was taken away. You were so pretty. The way the cold had made your cheeks pink was adorable, and your eyes were sparkling (obvs from crying about losing Gus but he didn’t know that). “uh yeah no bother, he actually kinda found me” he laughed.

You put Gus’ lead back on and stood back up. “I was so worried I’d lost him honestly. I’ve had the worst couple of weeks and that really would have broke me” you admitted. Dewey furrowed his eyebrows in concern. “aw I’m really sorry to hear that is everything ok?”. You looked up at him. He was kinda cute. His little hat and scarf was adorable and he had a sweet face. “I mean..”

You were stopped by suddenly being thrusted towards Dewey, both of you falling to the shrubberies. Gus had walked round the back of both yours and Dewey’s legs and you fell into one another. You both laughed on the forest floor at the antics, before capturing one another’s eyes. He smiled a sweet, giggly smile and you returned, before realising you were basically lying on top of him. You blushed and got up. “ugh sorry about that” you laughed awkwardly.

Dewey got up and brushed himself off “don’t worry about it” he laughed. “He’s really an awesome dog” Dewey said, bending down to pat him. Gus fussed over him and licked his face, making you giggle. “yeah he’s a sweet boy” you also bent down to clap Gus.

You smiled down at Gus, giving his ear a scratch, as Dewey looked at you, adoringly. He was nervous, but when else was he going to get the chance of bumping into a beautiful girl in the forest? “hey, uh, you don’t fancy going to grab some coffee or something do you?” he braved.

You  looked up at the stranger. His pink cheeks and soft eyes. I mean, why not? You’d had a shitty week, maybe this could be the tuning point. Coffee with a cute boy from the forest? Hell yeah. You smiled sweetly “yeah that sounds good….” You left hanging, he picked up “Dewey! Sorry, my names Dewey” he laughed.

“well hey Dewey, I’m y/n” you grinned, and he returned. Gus stretched up and left kisses on Dewey’s face which made you both giggle. He got up “c’mon, I know this great place on fifth that allows dogs. AND they do pupaccino’s for this happy guy too”. You liked how he included Gus, and didn’t just expect you to take him home.

“that sounds good to me Dewey”.

tags: @thewolfisapartofmysoul​ @large-unit​ @little-miss-shy-goth​ @paxenera​ @heknowshisherbs​ @missihart23​ @geminiacally​ @go-commander-kim​ @gegehaddock​ @baby-beej​ @sadpuppetshows​

[analyzingadventure]

Psi episode 32 reaction let’s gooo

(And for the record I do go on a long ass tangent at the very end, discussing alternative evolution trees and speculating on crap, so if you wanted to see more from me than just screaming in caps lock about nonsense THEN YA GOT THAT HERE!)

(And yeah the speculation is LONG)

Giff me the hoarse Toei つ( ◕_◕)つ

OOO the babbies arE RUNNING AWAY FROM FANGMON!! BASTARD GOTH WOLF!!

EVOLUTION?? SURELY NOT

Did Patamon just poop

I love Megumi Han so much...... I love you.....

HERE’S THE DOGGOMON (Confession, I honestly kinda hate the term “doggo”, like there’s nothing wrong with it but it just makes me so annoyed for NO reason when I heard that word. That said, these Digimon are like, Peak Doggo for me. If you asked me to explain what a “doggo” looks like, these guys are what I’d describe) (And no, I don’t remember what these Dogs were called anymore, I forgot and can’t be bothered to look it up)

GOOO TOGEMON, KICK GOLEMON’S ASS

I love that the Gotsumon are just cheering on this boxing event

STOP HARASSING JYOU WHILE HE’S TRYING TO BATHE FOR FUCK’S SAKE

ALSO HOW IS HE STILL BATHING, IT’S BEEN AT LEAST 30 MINUTES SINCE THE LAST EPISODE IF NOT LONGER

Patamon and Lopmon are so cute, fuck

Oh god Angemon looks so fucked up, oh god, it hurts my heart

Patamon is so fucked up and tired oh god nnnooo ;__;

Seriously tho, Megumi Han’s Takeru sounds so precious that everytime Takeru speaks up I take 1000 points of cute damage

I can’t handle it, her voice is so precious

Delighted by how unbothered the doggomon is by the weight of Greymon on their back

WHOMST

OH IT’S THAT FUCKER WHOSE NAME I FORGOT

CERBERUMON! AND IT’S HUGE, HOLY FUCK

Like maaan, Cerberumon is huge (/MetalGreymon has shrunk since they first appeared)

OH FUCK Patamon was like Black Seraphimon for a while?? Oh fuck, man, yeah, fuck yeah (I wonder, if we see Black Seraphimon in Psi, will they use the Frontier!Mercuremon version or the goth version that appeared in one game? Y’all know I love Frontier and Mercuremon but I feel like that version of Black Seraphimon is super Frontier-specific so I would prefer if they used the game version)

LET’S GO, EVOLVE INTO THE HOARSE!! つ( ◕_◕)つ

YYEEEAAAHHH

PEGASMON!!

Now the implications this has for Armor Level, Digimentals, 02-Content and Alternate Evolution trees- yeah there’s a lot here, so many questions--

OH GARUDAMON SLAMMING ONTO CERBERUMON’S HEAD WAS SEXY

Man, Pegasmon is pretty... Always loved Pegasmon (and Nefertimon), they have such cool designs yo

Oh the episode just ends there, huh

Okay next episode preview (I know Tailmon finally shows up because, y’know, DigiTwitter keeps on giving us new LOVELY art and I don’t wanna unfollow because I like the art, even if it’s spoilers)

Ko-Komondo have EIGHT legs?! Spider dogs....

Aaand nothing of value showed up in this preview- the Twitter did share some extra screenshots though, including this one which made me laugh outloud

Hikari has the exact opposite energy of the Obama “then perish” meme and that’s fucking hysterical to me

(Also the Twitter art did seem to confirm to me that SkullKnightmon is Tailmon)

Anyways, yeah, uh so.

What does this mean for DigiMentals in Psi’s DW? And Armor-Level?

I mean I guess most of those questions would be answered with some data from the next episode’s Encyclopedia entry but I’m an episode behind so I MUST WAIT I GUESS. That said, yeah, I will be interested if they’ll classify Armor as its own level as it’s usually considdered or if Pegasmon will be classified as an Adult-

If the latter happened then I don’t think Digimentals would even exist within this Digital World/continuity, and “Armor” Digimon would probably mostly all be just Adult level Digimon (with maybe some exceptions like Magnamon?). But if Pegasmon is still Armor, well, we shall find out eventually

That aside... When we first went into Psi, the one thing I was hoping to see arguably the most was branching evolution trees (in the same vein Zero Two had with the Digimentals in the first arc) and utilizing those alternative forms for different situations etc. And so far it has really felt like Psi wouldn’t do that all, instead sticking to the familiar evolutions we already knew and loved (except for Ofanimon because Psi says Ofanimon Rights) (OR DO THEY)

BUT THEN WE GOT THIS

Now, since Patamon’s alternative evolution here was caused by Patamon being weakened by the damage from the dark powers, so it’s likely that we won’t see all the Digimon get alternative evolutions (Agumon’s Mugendramon not included, esp. ‘cause there’s no quarantee we’ll see Agumon evolve to Mugen again (though Mille is in this story so I would be kinda shocked if we didn’t see Mugen come back but this is a whole different tangent)).

Like, by these soft rules Psi has just set for us, unless the Digimon all got drenched in Darkness and weakened by that, so much so they couldn’t evolve to other forms, then I don’t think we’ll see alternative evolution trees for them    UNLESS THEY’RE ALREADY WEAKENED and just need to be re-powered up so that they could evolve into more powerful Adult/Perfect forms! :O Though this does seem unlikely since Psi has been building up the Warrior 6 (WarGreymon and co), so unless they decided that the OG Warrior 6 wasn’t The Solution to the Milleniummon Problem and wanted to have the Digimon evolve to 6 other Ultimates instead, yeah, this whole scenario seems unlikely to me.

If Psi will be 66 episodes like we originally heard rumors of, then we are basically half-way through the series now. And my constant “worry” with this series has been how they threw all the Adult and Perfect forms at us so fast within the first 20-or-so episodes. Now indeed, we have only seen one Ultimate, we don’t have Tailmon in the party (as of episode 32, IDK how exactly she’s introduced in episode 33), and Patamon can barely evolve to Adult(?) now. So we do have at least nine evolutions to go, to get everyone to Ultimate.

Like, IDK man. To be fair, aside from HolyAngemon, Adventure had given us all the evolutions they had to offer by the end of episode 38, but also that series was also 12 episodes shorter than what Psi’s supposed to be.

Like... what I’m trying to get at is that Adventure for the most part spaced out the new forms pretty nicely to give us new evolutions to get excited about but not throwing them at us too fast (at least with the Perfects, the Devimon arc was kind of an exception). But Psi’s philosophy has been kind of different, throwing the new Digimon at us at a super high speed for the first arc or so... I’m trying to put together in my mind how plausible alternative evolution trees could be at this point in the story, with 33 episodes left?    Because either they are going to treat the remaining unseen evolutions kinda like Holy Angemon was in Adventure, or we could possibly see alternative evolutions to fill out the remaining episodes now that Pegasmon has proven alternative evolution trees plausible?

I dunno man, I have NO idea where Psi is fucking going

I am super interested in seeing how they’ll treat Patamon’s evolutions from here on out though- like will Pegasmon just be a temporary Adult form for Patamon so he can evolve to something but will regain his ability to evolve to Angemon -> HolyAngemon ->Seraphimon later on? Or will Pegasmon get its own evolution line? IDK what the Perfect could be but Ultimate could be Goddramon, right?

I am pointing this out because. Y’know.

Psi has been showing us Ofanimon in the flashbacks so far.

But we’ve only ever seen Tailmon evolve to Holydramon (Ofanimon: Falldown Mode not included).

And if Tailmon’s gone through what Patamon went through but had a more severe case (which is what “SkullKnightmon is actually Tailmon” would seem to imply to me), it does beg the question; if Patamon can’t evolve back to Seraphimon anymore, will Tailmon be able to evolve to Ofanimon either?

Will Psi actually just taunt me with Ofanimon Rights, only to give us Holydramon at the last second? Is that what they will do?

I GUESS WE’LL FIND OUT

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING PSI

[drangues]

Fukuzawa is great and I truly wish we got to see more of him. I wanna see him go feral in defense of all his disaster kids. And! I’m glad you found the idea of Dazai with OCD interesting- Figuring our what mental disorders a character might have has always been a weird interest of mine, so it’s nice to be able to share those thoughts. But yeah, Dazai will always mess with Kunikida, and then he’ll drag Atsushi into it via affection because he knows Atsushi’s weakness, haha. (Nyanon, 1/7)

As for the doggo- Don’t see why it couldn’t be a Siberian Husky or something like it! Though something tells me that Dazai wouldn’t get along very well with the service dog, at first... Mini arc where they work together to rescue Atsushi, perhaps? Also, what would the dog’s name be? That’s very important, after all- But let’s move on to a Nyatsushi Concept for now: When Atsushi is content and trusts the people around him, he sprawls out on his bike like a cat! (Nyanon, 2/7)

At the ADA, it’s just as common to see him with his stomach and neck bared as it is to see him curled up in a tiny ball. It shows that he trusts them not to let anyone hurt him like that! Anyways, as for my AUs... Hm. I don’t wanna ramble on about something that might be boring... Oh! How about I give you a one sentence summary of each of the ones I listed, and if one of those interests you, you can ask about it? Hopefully that’s okay! (Nyanon, 3/7)  

So, to start with... “Stray Cats” is a universe where Atsushi gets switched with Oda in Dazai’s life- Except, unlike Oda, Atsushi had a certain crazy dragon experiment on him as a child, so he may be around more than people think. “Mafia Black” is a universe where both Soukoku are swapped- I’m just not sure if Atsushi would be better switched with Chuuya or Dazai, since the first has very much a villain!Akutagawa, and the latter has clingy jealous formed apprentice!Chuuya. (Nyanon, 4/7)

“Saccharine” is a universe where, after the Hammer Incident, Atsushi has enough and runs away from the orphanage, learning about the tiger in the process- One year later and with a bit more control, he meets a sixteen year old Chuuya who takes one look at him and decides that (A) People with hard-to-control abilities should stick together, and (B) This kid is too bad cute to leave on his own. (Nyanon, 5/7)

“Crazy Cat Man” is a universe solely meant to indulge in my desperation for Fukuzawa adopting Atsushi from a young age- Also, there are tiger cub shenanigans. “Feral Stray” (title pending) is another universe where Atsushi runs away, but something goes wrong, and he basically gets stuck as a feral half-tiger who gets run off the streets and is forced to live under Yokohama- He functions as a sort of king or god to the local animals, though. (Nyanon, 6/7)

“Monochromatic Moonlight” is a universe where, thanks to Shibusawa’s experiments when he was a child, Atsushi ends up stuck in his halfway form with a BEAST-esque collar he can’t get off and gets run out of the orphanage- Along the way, he ends up picking up unwanted or stray kids like himself, such as Lucy and Kyouka. (Nyanon, 7/7)

Dude i agree as well it’s so interestng to like, talk about the additional trauma a character could have from their fucked up childhood. owowowo the siberian husky’s name could be something really cute!!! something that makes ppl go “Oh must be a pomerian/chihuahua” but N O it is a Large Doggo with a Deep Woof

dazai and the dog not getting along at first but then forcing themselves to when having to rescue atsushi is so CUTE. i think the reason why the dog doesnt like dazai is because the dog was at the office before dazai knowing that it’s atsushi’s service dog and so he did a mean trick on the poor doggo which made him distrust dazai Ever Since

AAAAAAAA THE NYATSUSHI CONCEPT IS SO CUTEEEEE I LOVE ITTTT and n O youre Not boring smh stop assuming stuff but feral stray seems VERY interesting to me owo, does dazai and the others find him cus they hear about a rare white humanoid tiger?? does dazai use his powers to revert atsushi back to his human form?? tELL ME MORE

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The Ghost Boys

A silly AU with the Junior Quartet that sits in my Psychic Dective AU, believe it or not, though in the future quite a ways. Featuring ghost hunter chaos boys, Empath!Jin Ling, and Fairy being the best emotional support doggo.

For @this-solaris-life because she’s been having a rough couple of days. Hope this makes you smile! --- “I want it known, for the record, that this is a terrible idea,” Jingyi said the moment the red lights of his friends’ cameras turned on, so they and the world at large would know he was the only voice of reason in this whole fiasco. Of course, he was ignored, as he usually was, which probably meant they were going to die.

No one ever listened to the smart one in horror movies, after all. And maybe this wasn’t exactly a horror movie, but it was close enough!

“Alright Ghosties, listen up,” Jin Ling huffed at his camera, as though Jingyi wasn’t currently whining at his back, flawless as ever, “do not try this at home, or do not do it alone if you do it anyway. And remember, safety first. Always protect your dog’s feet if you bring them along.”

Jingyi sighed as the camera panned to him, or rather to Fairy, who was happily leaning into the hug Jingyi was giving him. The huge husky’s tail wagged and he lifted a paw when Jin Ling wiggled his fingers, which had a proper shoe-booty on it.

“Keep your ghost hunting dogs safe,” Jin Ling ordered, all seriousness, and Jingyi pouted up at him.

“What about your ghost hunting boyfriends?” he demanded, already fighting a chill, and it wasn’t just from the cold. This place was seven levels of creepy and it was just the outside.

Jin Ling’s expression was all coolness, a front Jingyi knew for the camera given his warm eyes were downright laughing at him. Rude. “Eh. You can be ghost food.”

Yuan quickly lifted his own camera and stepped between them, running over Jingyi’s squawk of outrage with a soft laugh. “No one will be ghost food,” he reassured, before beaming at their unseen audience. “Hello Ghosties! Today we’re in Hong Kong to film an abandoned Love Hotel.”

He tilted his camera to pan behind him while Zizhen’s followed him too, as it usually did, the man’s eyes soft and content over his fluffy scarf. “It was built in a housing boom during the eighties, but abandoned in 2003. Lots of interesting stories about this place too…”

As he rattled off a few, filming the discreet outside of the building, Jingyi moved over to Jin Ling with Fairy in tow, shuddering as a breeze blew over the back of his neck.

“We’re not going to die, right?” he asked, needing reassurance. The perks of dating an Empath, he’d found, were that said boyfriend could feel out all ghosts and warn him beforehand. Even if he used this power for evil teasing more often than not, it was still a valuable skill to have and Jingyi leaned on it every time he agreed to do this insanity with the rest of them.

Jin Ling considered that. “Well, it won’t be ghosts that kill us if we do,” he said, because he was a demon, and Jingyi swatted his arm, cracking his cool exterior with a chuckle. “Don’t worry, I got my pepper spray.”

“And I got the dog with fangs,” Jingyi said, struggling for some calm. He knelt down to muss the dog’s squishy cheeks, which did nothing to make the dog seem frightening. “You’ll protect me, right Fairy? You’re the best boy. You won’t let anyone hurt me!”

Fairy wiggled in agreement, wagging his tail so hard his whole butt moved too. Jingyi laughed, feeling slightly better, and for a blessed moment cooed at Fairy and pretended he was not about to walk into a death trap because he was obviously an idiot.

It didn’t last nearly long enough before Jin Ling was calling them all to order and holding open a break in the chain link fence they’d found to get in. Yuan ducked in first, followed by Zizhen, who finally moved his camera off of him to film a broken window; then it was Fairy’s turn to pull Jingyi along, followed by Jin Ling, who set a comforting hand on his lower back as he passed by.

“They said a woman hung herself from the third floor banister,” Yuan said as Jin Ling tried the door handle. “I think that’s a great place to try our spirit box.”

Zizhen hummed a little, considering that, as the door creaked open in an ominous scream. “Do we know why she hung herself?” he asked Yuan, doe eyed. “Was it a broken heart?”

“You will make a love story out of everything, won’t you?” Jingyi asked, appalled, and Zizhen just shrugged a helpless shoulder.

“It’s romantic, though.”

“Guys,” Jin Ling sighed, drawing them back to focus, and pulled his breathing mask out of his hoodie. “Safety first. Masks on, I can already smell the mold.”

It was another blessed pause, where Jingyi could pretend he wasn’t about to enter some apocalyptic nightmare. He pulled on the breathing mask, then knelt down to slip on Fairy’s. He gave Jin Ling the thumbs up when he was certain Fairy was having no trouble breathing through it.

“Remember, everyone,” Zizhen said, turning his camera on himself as he adjusted his scarf around his mask, “mold is no joke. If you’re going to be as crazy as us, you need to be as smart as us too.”

“How is this smart?” Jingyi scoffed, ignored as Jin Ling led the way inside. He wanted nothing more than to hide behind his boyfriend’s confident back, but he’d been put in charge of Fairy and Yuan’s spot was always after Jin Ling so they could watch for glass and nails on the floor. He had to settle for sighing and doing his best not to jump at every tiny noise, which was much harder in practice than he’d like.

Already the floor was creaking under their feet and his mind flashed to horror movies all over again. “We’re going to die.”

“We’re not going to die,” Jin Ling sighed from the front and panned his camera slowly around the front atrium. ���Maybe lost, though. This place is huge, so stick close to me.”

“It must have been so pretty when it was in business,” Zizhen gushed, gooey-eyed already over a heart-shaped archway. “And didn’t you say something about themed rooms, A-Yuan?”

“I did!” Yuan grinned in excitement, eager as always to share the facts he’d researched. “I’m not sure what all is still here, but I know they had an ‘under the sea’ love suite, as well as one based on Camelot.”

Okay, so that was kind of cool. Still, “I would not sleep in a room with a suit of armor watching me,” Jingyi shuddered. “No thank you.”

“Agreed,” Jin Ling said, nose wrinkled in distaste. “Armor is such a ghost magnet. You’d have so many eyes on you while you slept. Disgusting.”

“It’s because of the iron, right?” Yuan asked, curious, and Jin Ling nodded.

“Metal is a conduit, no matter what type,” Jin Ling said, shrugging a shoulder as he pointed his camera up the stairs. “It draws in energy, so it’s easier for a spiritual imprint to remain on it.”

“Like fingerprints,” Zizhen hummed and slowly turned down a long hall. “Do we want to check this one out? Or just look upstairs?”

“The energy down here is more residual,” Jin Ling told him and started up. “We won’t get anything more than a few standard bumps in the night. The good stuff is up here.”

“I am more than okay with standard bumps,” Jingyi lamented as he was more or less pulled up the steps by Fairy. “What’s wrong with lame noises? It’s still creepy.”

“Come on, Jingyi, you know the viewers want the really good stuff,” Yuan laughed, though sweetly as though to soothe him. It only had him more on guard. “And I’m curious about a few spots that actually have stories attached to them.”

“That’s worse,” Jingyi sighed, then squeaked as something above them slammed. He was instantly behind Yuan and squishing Fairy close with a hand. “Oh no, oh fuck, I’m not ready, no, no.”

“You’re never ready,” Jin Ling pointed out, already hurrying towards the sound like an idiot. Yuan, ultimate traitor, hurried after him, which had Fairy tugging Jingyi along. Zizhen, unconcerned, followed at a more sedate pace, getting them all into a clear shot.

“Hey, another heart arch!” he said when he’d caught up and peeked into the room that it led to. “Do you think this room was a heart theme?”

He asked this of Jin Ling, who stood the best chance of feeling out the truth of the past out of all of them, Empathy and all that. Even with the room in obvious, vandalized shambles, he took it in with a slow sweep of his camera and his eyes focusing hard.

“Definitely red, is what I’m feeling,” he said after a moment. “So a heart theme wouldn’t be a big stretch.”

Zizhen sighed happily and made eyes at Yuan, because of course he did. “Romantic.”

“I think a flower room would be nice,” Yuan mused, smiling back at Zizhen, and Jingyi felt the urge to smack their heads together because they were going to die, this was no time to be gooey!

“Is there a flower room?” Zizhen asked, excited.

Jin Ling considered that. “Third floor, second room.”

“Oh hell yes.”

“If you two make out in a ghost love hotel and consider it romantic to be surrounded by spirits and mold, I will disown you both,” Jingyi threatened, though his voice jumped at the end when another bang echoed above. He immediately squished Fairy’s head into his leg again. “Fuck… how could you even be thinking of romance when we are clearly about to die.”

“I mean… it is a Love Hotel,” Zizhen wiggled his eyebrows, charming Yuan into a round of sweet laughter. Jingyi needed new, less insane friends stat. “And for a good chunk of our viewers, it’s close to Valentine’s Day. Romance is in the air.”

“So is death!” Jingyi waved his arm out at all the wreckage. “And mold! And shit, what was that noise?”

He squished in behind Jin Ling and under the hood of his jacket, whimpering as what sounded like footsteps creaked up the next flight of stairs. “We’re going up there, aren’t we.”

“Not a residual haunting,” Jin Ling agreed, a grin in his voice, and immediately left Jingyi without a hiding place as he charged up the stairs. “There’s something up here!”

Yuan was hot on his heels, as were Zizhen and Fairy, who whined when Jingyi didn’t move fast enough. Swallowing hard, he followed them all up to the infamous third floor and immediately felt far too cold. And watched. With nothing but black ruins behind him, he felt like he was being followed, and quickly reclaimed his spot in the group.

“I don’t like this,” he said and lifted his arm to Zizhen’s camera, pulling back his sleeve. “All my hair is standing up, you see that?”

“Mine too,” Zizhen agreed, though looked far less worried about it than he should. Jingyi maybe mimed strangling him when the camera turned away.

Jin Ling, meanwhile, was edging around a fallen post to get to a door, this one with peeling, off-yellow paint around the rim. “It came from in here,” he told Yuan, who immediately gasped out some facts about the room while Jin Ling slipped inside.

There was a beat of quiet, save for Yuan telling the viewers about the room - 32 - which had been the room where the woman had stayed that had hung herself, before a low curse startled them all quiet. Then Jin Ling was hurrying back out, blushing hard, and quickly dusted himself off, like whatever energy in there was contagious.

“That… nope,” was all he said, and despite the chills and feeling threatened, Jingyi started to cackle, because for all his cool guy routine in front of the camera, Jin Ling was also easily flustered, and that wide eyed look was hilarious. 

“Spirits still in love in there?” Zizhen asked, laughing too. Even Yuan was covering his mouth and shaking in silent mirth.

“Something like that,” Jin Ling muttered and glared when Jingyi busted up even harder.

“Oh my gods. Only you would walk into a ghost love session!” he wheezed. Fucking karma. “That’s what you get for trying to kill us on the regular.”

“You come willingly!” Jin Ling sputtered and smacked him in the stomach when he got close enough. Jingyi doubled over, losing his grip on Fairy’s leash, and kept on laughing. At least until the creaking started behind him, and given he had a good view of everyone's shoes, a creaking that should very much not be happening.

“There’s something behind me, isn’t there,” he whimpered, feeling a full body shiver shoot from his toes to his head.

“Yup,” Jin Ling said, smug bastard, and immediately he shrieked. It said far too much about him that Jin Ling’s arms were already up and ready before he started climbing his boyfriend like some rich housewife would jump onto a stool to flee from a mouse. Fuck.

“Oh my gods, get it off, get it off!”

The treachery didn’t stop with Yuan, it seemed, because now Zizhen was laughing at him too. He flipped them both off, but refused to detach from Jin Ling until the creaking stopped.

“That is not how it works,” Jin Ling sighed, all long suffering, and obediently stayed still until Jingyi was willing to let go. Well, willing was perhaps a stretch. He would stay in Jin Ling’s arms forever if he could, but that would mean being stuck in this place even longer, and that would never do.

“I don’t care, keep them away from me,” Jingyi ordered and wrapped Jin Ling’s arm around his shoulders, pouting there. Zizhen had already grabbed Fairy’s leash and handed it to Yuan with minimal kissing of his gloved hands, which meant he could stay here as long as he wanted and Jin Ling could just put up with it.

Amazingly, he seemed agreeable to the unspoken plan, arm tightening around him in a soft squeeze. “I will always keep them away from you,” he promised, warm and almost sweet, and Jingyi could believe it, even in this terrible place. He’d believe anything Jin Ling said when his boyfriend looked at him like that.

“Well good, because if I die I’m haunting you forever,” Jingyi pouted and wrapped his arms around Jin Ling’s middle to anchor himself there when they moved on to the next room. “And into the next life if I have to.”

A soft sigh, but a smile followed that, and he grinned despite himself.

“Noted.”

[marketerge]

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TV Meme

Tagged by @verecunda. Cheers, sis! :D

Pick 5 shows, then answer the following questions. Tag 10 (or however many) people.

1. Wallace & Gromit 2. Chernobyl (HBO miniseries) 3. Attack on Titan (Yes, I count animes as TV shows. Whatcha gonna do about it? ;P) 4. Ghosts (BBC series) 5. Yu-Gi-Oh!

Who is your favourite character in 2? Valery Legasov. Seriously, you can’t help but admire the guy, fearlessly putting himself in harm’s way just to discover the truth about the cause of the reactor’s explosion so he can save as many lives as he can, completely going against the paranoia and corruption of the Soviet government to try and get the truth. He willingly dealt with a lot of danger, both from the radiation and the constant surveillance from the KGB, with only one goal in mind; to save Europe. I don’t think many of us would be living today if not for his bravery and determination. Thank you so much, Comrade Legasov! You are a true hero! -salutes-

Who is your least favourite character in 1? Would probably have to say Piella. It’s heavily implied that she had abused Fluffles. Bad enough that she was a serial killer, but anyone who willingly tortures and torments their doggo is definitely beyond all redemption in my book! >:(

What is your favourite episode of 4?  TBH, kinda stuck between Happy Death Day and Moonah Ston, simply because of all the feels I get from Pat and Robin in their respective episodes. :,)

What is your favourite season of 5? I like Season 5 best. I know it’s badly animated compared to all the previous seasons, but I loved all those episodes back in ancient Egypt. :)

Who is your favourite couple in 3?  Well, apart from Levi/myself (Heehee… XD), the closest thing I have to an OTP in this anime is Ymir/Historia. So touching to see how they’re always there to support each other. Also, so cute how Ymir’s always so protective of Historia. I wish they could together. -sniff sniff-

Who is your favourite couple in 2?   Vasily and Lyudmilla Ignatenko. Their love story is probably one of the most heartbreakingly tragic ones I’ve ever seen. Though I wish she could’ve obeyed the doctors’ warnings of not to touch him, I can’t help but understand why she didn’t. That was her husband, who she loved after all. I’m so touched how Lyudmilla stuck by Vasily during his stay at Hospital No.6, taking care of him, even as he gradually deteriorated as he got weaker during his final weeks. During their last scene together, it’s impossible to be grossed out by how badly disfigured he’d become, you’re too busy breaking your heart over these two characters deeply in love spending what little time they have left together, as she still sticks by him through his agony. I think that’s when she tells him she’s pregnant too, the last happy news for him to receive before he passes. Vasily’s burial scene at the end of episode 3 is just too tragic for words. Lyudmilla’s face as her husband is bagged up, nailed into a wooden coffin, sealed inside a zinc sarcophagus which is then lowered into a ditch outside the cemetery, along with the other firemen who arrived at the reactor and received lethal doses of radiation, which is then filled with concrete. I just can’t even begin to imagine just how heartbreaking it must be to see the one you love being sealed up and permanently entombed like that, knowing that’s the last time you’ll ever see them, can’t even get a normal burial because their body is still dangerously radioactive. Then her baby had to go and die four hours after being born, due to the high levels of radiation she’d received from her dying husband. I mean, first your husband, now your baby too! No, that’s gotta be too much! Happily, despite being told by doctors she could never have another child, she now lives with her son in Kiev. So hopefully, despite her whole heartbreaking experience that was depicted in the show, she’s doing okay now.

What is your favourite episode of 1?        Kinda stuck between The Wrong Trousers and A Matter of Loaf and Death. Trousers, purely for nostalgia as that was the one I’d always watch as a toddler and Loaf and Death for Gromit/Fluffles OTP feels. X3

What is your favourite episode of 5?    Waaaaayyyyy too many to choose from. XD

What is your favourite season of 2? There is only one season. :P

How long have you watched 1?    Since I was born practically. :D

How did you become interested in 3?   I saw WatchMojo’s “Top 10 Saddest Anime Deaths” video on YouTube, which included the death of Carla Jeager in the very first episode, being eaten by a Titan as her son, Eren (the main character) helplessly watches while being carried away to safety. That scene gave me some serious chills, so I guess you could say it was a morbid fascination for me. Then as I watched it, I became engrossed in the story and always loved watching the adrenaline-pumping scenes of our main characters fighting Titans, even though such battles could get jaw-droopingly violent and depressingly tragic at times. These days, I just watch it for the sheer love of seeing the smexy badass that is Levi Ackerman. XD

Who is your favourite actor in 4?  The whole cast. XD

Which do you prefer, 1, 2, or 5?  …No, that’s too hard. They’re all such different shows.

Which show have you seen more episodes of, 1 or 3?  Attack on Titan, simply because that has more episodes than Wallace and Gromit. ;P

If you could be anyone from 4, who would you be? Funnily enough, I actually had a dream once were I could see and speak to all the ghosts in that show, just like Alison could. XD

Would a crossover between 3 and 4 work?  Um… no. XD

Pair two characters in 1 who would make an unlikely but strangely okay couple?  Um… I dunno. Possibly Piella Bakewell and Victor Quartermaine? Maybe they could pair up through their shared hatred for Wallace? I dunno. They’re both scumbags, so… X

Overall, which show has the better storyline, 3 or 5?  I’d probably have to say Attack on Titan. Sorry YGO, but you simply cannot beat a story in which our characters have to learn to fight to survive and protect their loved ones in a dystopian fantasy world.

Which has better theme music, 2 or 4?  Chernobyl doesn’t really have a theme tune to speak of. Ghosts, however, has a very cool myserteous and gothic vibe to its opening theme. Does that answer your question for you. ;P

I tag: IDC, whoever wants to do this. XD

[mrs-i-have-too-many-biases]

A love like silk// Han Jisung pt2

Bad boy!Jisung

Genre: Angst/ Fluff

Summary: Silk, one of the softest fabrics on the planet. It’s breathable and comfortable. Just like how he was to you. He gave you space to breath. He always made sure you were okay. Yet why, do people say he’s bad to you? He gave you a love that’s soft and tender. A love that involves soft touches, tight hugs for comfort and sweet talk, smooth like silk.

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“Were the two of you planning something?” Minho asks when Y/n came back.

She was absent minded as the boys kept talking.

‘Yasmin did say that they were dangerous.’ Was she really going to risk getting hurt by them? A part of her wanted to stay and see where this would take her, but another part knew that she would be safer off without them. ‘Why is this so complicated. I’ve know them for a day now.’

“Earth to Y/n.” Minho waves his hand in front of her face to get her out of her trance. “I’m sorry what?” “Is something wrong?” Jisung asks. He felt that the atmosphere changed after she talked to her friend. “No- I- Uh. I think I should see Yasmin. Bye guys.” Y/n stutters before she walked away.

“What’s up with her?” Woojin asks. “I don’t know. Probably girl stuff.” Minho answered not bothered, while Jisung on the other hand was worried.

‘Was she hurt? Was it him? Did he say something stupid that scared her off- Listen to yourself Han. You’re growing soft for a girl. You promised yourself you wouldn’t do that again.’ Jisung said to himself. ‘But I want her.’ He rubbed the temples of his head and groaned loudly, getting the other’s their attention.

“Are you okay Han?” Chan asked Jisung. “Yeah, I’m fine. Just some stuff on my mind.” Jisung mumbled back. “Probably Y/n, isn’t it?” Felix teases while he made kissing noises. “No, Jisung wouldn’t do that. You know what happened last time.” Chan remembered the others. “But have you seen Jisung and-“ Hyunjin started, but was quickly cut off by Woojin. “It doesn’t matter. Chan we have to go. We’re going to be late. And the younger ones have to get back in class. See you later guys.”

[02:43 PM] Y/n started out of the window, the apples in front of her looked like they were ready to be picked. If she wanted to, she could stick her hand out of the window to get one or she could just climb the tree, but either way she would get into trouble.. ‘Would they taste good? I bet they do. They are pretty red and big.’

Y/n then started to look at the sky, making figures out of the clouds. ‘Hey, a bunny.’ Y/n laughs to herself. “Are you okay? You’ve been staring out the window for the past twenty minutes.” Yasmin whispered, snapping Y/n out of her thoughts.

“Yeah I’m fine. Did I miss anything?” “Y/n, c’mon it’s math. Of course you are. I don’t get anything of this! When in life would we need this?” Yasmin groans, making her friend laugh. “What are you planning on doing this afternoon?” Y/n asks Yasmin after a failed attempt on her math homework. “Well, I have violin class and soccer training right after, why?” “Well, I have no plans. And you can’t expect from me that I’m going to do my homework. So, I think I will be going to the mall or something? Maybe catch a movie?” “You know you should do that. Explore Seoul! We have so many great cafés, you really should try some out.” Yasmin encouraged. “I will, any recommendations?” “There is this puppy café near the mall. You should visit it. They have great coffees, teas and different kind of cakes.” “That sounds great, I’ll try to find it.” Y/n laughs.

The bell rang soon after signing that everybody was free. Y/n tried to find her locker and quickly walked out of the school to drop her stuff at home and to freshen up.

“How was your first day at school honey?” Her mother asked as soon as she walked into her house. “It was, interesting.” She answered her mother. “Did you make any new friends?” “I think I did. I’m not sure. I don’t really know them yet.” Her mother hummed in responds before she went back to her chores.

When Y/n was in her bedroom, she threw herself on her bed with a loud groan. “Only day 1?” ‘This is going to be a long year if every day is like this.’ She thought to herself. She dragged her body to her closet and compelled herself to get changed.

“Mom, I’m going out to the mall!” “Did you finish your homework?” “I did at school!” She lied. “Alright, have fun! Text me if anything happens!” She yelled back after daughter. “I will.” She said before she walked out of the door.

As she stood outside, she remembered that she didn’t know the way around Seoul yet. And she didn’t have a bike, so this would be an hiking adventure.

After walking for 20 minutes or so, she finally found the café. Multiple kind of dogs ran their way towards Y/n as she opened the door of the café. She bend down to greet the dogs before she was greeted by the barista.

“Welcome to ‘Doggo Café’! What can I get you?” She kindly asked Y/n. “Is it okay if I look for a while? I have never been here before.” “Of course! If I may recommend you a drink of ours. It’s our Frappuccino’s. They are pretty basic I know, but they are truly delicious.” She laughs. “Do you have anything chocolate perhaps?” “Yes- Hello, welcome!” She says whilst she welcomed the new customers that walked in. “Then I’d like one of those and are those cake?” “Yes, we have cheesecake-“ “I’d like the cheesecake also.” Y/n smiles towards the lady whose name she didn’t know.

She was about to pay when she suddenly heard a male voice whisper behind her. “Dang it, she took the last piece.” He mumbled. Y/n turned around out of curiosity to see Jisung standing behind her. “Jisung?” “Y/n, what are you doing here?” His face lit up by her present. “I’m trying to explore Seoul a little bit and Yasmin recommended this café. What are you doing here? And who is this lovely girl right here?” Y/n says as she looked at the shy little girl who was hiding behind Jisung’s legs.

“Ah, this is Hyunsun. She’s our neighbours daughter and they asked me to babysit he while they were out of town.”

‘”Watch out, they are dangerous.”Yasmin said. ‘Dangerous my ass.’ Y/n said to herself.

“Hi, Hyunsun. My name is Y/n.” She got a little ‘hi’ and a wave out of the girl, leaving Y/n giggling at her cuteness. “Did you wanted the cheesecake by the way?” Y/n suddenly remembered. “Well, yes kind of. But you-“ “Miss can I have the fruit pastry instead and the cheesecake for him?” Y/n didn’t even let him finish and the kind barista added it on the list. “That would be 8,000 won please.” “Wait let me.” Jisung pushed Y/n softly to the side as he pulled out his wallet to pay after adding his drink on the order and what Y/n assumed Hyunsun’s drink. “That would be 12,000 won please.” She said.

They decided to sit together while Hyunsun played with the dogs. “And? How do you like Seoul so far?” “I think it’s pretty great, just like this pastry. Wow.” Jisung chuckles before he took a sip of his own drink. “I didn’t know you were a babysitter, you don’t really seem like the type to be.” “Well of course you wouldn’t know since you only know me for a day or so.” He laughs. “True. How is your cheesecake by the way.” “Amazing as usual. I come here quite often. Their cheesecake is my favourite.” He admits. “Ah, that explains the cheeks.” Y/n teases, poking his cheek playfully. Leaving him startled by the sudden contact. “I guess you can say that.” He mumbles.

“What were you planning on doing today?” Jisung asked trying to keep his cool. “Maybe Y/n can join us today! Jisung and I were going to the mall!” Little Hyunsun said shocking both Y/n and Jisung. “Since when are you so talkative with others than me?” Jisung asks, acting jealous to mess with her. “I mean I can come along with you if you don’t mind? I was heading to the mall as well.” Y/n says to Jisung. “I-its fine by me.” Hyunsun cheered before she went back to the dogs. 

‘C’mon Jisung! Keep your cool!’

“She must really like you. It took me a month to get her say ‘hello’ to me.” Jisung scoffs actually jealous that Y/n was able to do something within half an hour what took him a month. “I guess I got my way with people.” Y/n jokes as she flipped her hair to the side.

“Can I go to play?” Hyunsun asks Jisung as they arrived at a playground in the mall. “Of course you can, but stay close okay?” He got a quick nod from her before she ran off to play.

Y/n and Jisung took a seat on a bench as they talked together. “For how long have you been babysitting her?” Y/n asked Jisung curiously. “I’ve been babysitting her for almost a year by now.” He said, leaving her in shock. “Why are you looking at me like that? Does it surprise you?” He asks somehow in an intimidating tone. “N-no, I didn’t mean it like that-“ “Calm down, sweet cheeks. You are to be honest the first person to know. The boys don’t even know that I do this.” “Why not? It’s sweet.” You said. “Well, sweet doesn’t really match my image. It something that belongs with you sweet cheeks.” He winks. Y/n scoffed before she focused her attention on Hyunsun who was playing around.

Jisung couldn’t focus on the little girl who was playing around. This beautiful young lady who was sitting right next to him caught his eyes. And he didn’t wanted to take them off of her. 

He loved the way her eyes shined as she smiled at Hyunsun, cheering on her as Hyunsun showed her new learned skill.

He loved the way small strands of her hair fell on her face, slightly hiding her soft features. 

He loved the way her nose crinkled as she laughed at the stupid remarks he made. 

He loved the way her cheeks turned a slight shade of pink as he flirted with her, telling she was pretty. 

He loved the way she reacted as he called her ‘sweet cheeks’, knowing the nickname was specially made for her. 

He loved that she didn’t know him at all, she didn’t know about his reputation, well she did but he did not judge him. She seemed to want to get to know him. And he loved that about her.

Jisung sighed as he was frustrated by the many feelings that were rushing through his body. ‘This is so unlike you Han. You’re turning soft once again. What’s wrong with you- wow she’s pretty. Her lips look soft? Would they be as soft as they look- This is what I’m talking about! Keep it together dude. Remember your image. Keep it-‘ 

“Y/n come play with me!” Hyunsun cut off Jisung’s train of thoughts as she dragged Y/n away from me as she pulled her by the hand. Y/n turned around to Jisung and gave him an apologetic smile before she walked off with Hyunsun.

Jisung smiled as he saw the two goof around in public. ‘Maybe she’s worth putting my guard down.’ Jisung thought to himself.

‘But not yet.’

The next day Y/n went to school with a smile on her face, she even decided to walk. You want to know why? I don’t know, I’m curious too. Y/n hummed along to the music that was playing through her earphones as she waited for the traffic light to turn green. When the lights were green and she was walking again, she noticed a familiar figure walking in the distance.

‘Is that Jisung?’ She thought to herself. She thought she was being ridiculous, thinking about what the chances are that it could be actually him. When she had picked up her pace she noticed that it was indeed him. She sneaked up behind him and kept quite when she noticed that he was on the phone with somebody.

“Yes mom, I watched Hyunnie last night.” He said. Y/n smiled at the nickname he gave Hyunsun. “I went out with a friend mom. I told you that- Yes it was a girl. It’s no big deal, mom please.” She heard him scoff, making her slightly chuckle. “Yes it might be why?” He asked his mom, panic was audible in his voice and that’s when Y/n decided to scare him.

“Han Jisung!” She screamed, making Jisung scream in shock. “Jisung? Jisung are you okay?” They could hear his mom ask from the other side of the line. “Yes, mom. I’m okay. It’s just a friend of mine. I’ll call you back. Bye.” He hung up the phone, before he clutched his chest dramatically, trying to catch his breath.

“Good morning to you too cheeks.” Jisung laughs as he looked at her, who couldn’t stop laughing. “Alright, alright. Stop it. It wasn’t that funny.” Jisung pouts. “To me it was.” Y/n winks before she kept on walking. “Hey, wait for me!”

The two of them kept on walking and she noticed that Jisung was a little uncomfortable. “H-how much did you by the way hear from that conversation? You know, before you gave me a heart attack.” “Not much, but it sounded like you were talking to your mother about your crush.” Y/n sings playfully. “My what-“ “Is that who you were meeting up with after watching Hyunnie?” “Oh, you heard that too?” He chuckled as she scratched the back of his neck in embarrassment. “I did, but what you didn’t was answering my question.” “I-I did.” He stuttered.

Both of their heart aches after he answered that.

‘Why is my heart aching, he’s not even mine. I don’t like him like that, right?’ Y/n thought to herself. ‘Why is my heart aching, she’s not even mine, but if she only knew.’ Jisung sighed.

[12:14 PM] Yasmin and Y/n sat down, sighing in relieve as they had survived another class of math.

“And how was the café?” Yasmin asked at lunch. “It was really good, I also had one of their pastries.” “They are great right! Have you also bought something nice from the mall?” “No, Jisung and I were just fooling around.” Y/n said without thinking. “You and who now?” Yasmin said shocked, almost spitting out her drink. “It’s nothing bad, I ran into him at the café and we were just talking.” Which wasn’t a lie, but Y/n couldn’t stand the idea of her ruining Jisung’s image. “Nothing more than just talking, right?” Yasmin asked in suspicion. “Nothing more-“

“Hey Y/n!” A male voice behind you yelled. “Jisung I swear to God- oh, hi Minho.” Yasmin shot her a glare, the one that said ‘Why would it be Jisung, it something else going on here?’

“I brought some burgers for the other guys and I had some left. Do you and ‘Yazz’ want some?” He asked, shaking the paper back, which Y/n assumed the burgers were in it, in front of her face. “I mean sure.” “Since when do you call me ‘Yazz’, Minho?” “Since Woojin keeps calling you that whenever he talks about you.” “He what!” “Oops, seems like I’ve said too much. Anyways, want to eat with us?” Minho asks, trying to change the subject. “Yeah sure, c’mon Yazz let’s go.” “Wait a minute! I’m not done with you two yet!” Yasmin yells as she ran after the two.

“Jisung!” Y/n yells, scaring the poor boy once again as they were where the other boys were sitting.  “I swear to God again?” Jisung groans. “What does he mean ‘again’!” Yasmin yells with her mouth full of the burger that Minho gave her. “We ran into each other this morning.” Y/n explained. “Well, she ran into me. She scared the living hell out of me.” Jisung cries. “You two ran into each other like you did yesterday?” Yasmin asks with a smirk.

The other boys shot their head towards Jisung and Y/n. “You two were out together?” Chan asks weirded out. “No, we ran into each other at a café, we sat together for a while and talked. Nothing more.” Y/n said, leaving Jisung startled.

‘Did she just back me up?’  Jisung thought to himself in shock.

“Is that true Han?” “Yeah, I was craving some cheesecake and she offered me hers and we just stayed there for a while, nothing more.” “He needed to meet someone right after anyway, so we didn’t stay there that long.” Y/n added. “Were you meeting ‘you-know-who’?” Minho asks as he wiggles his eyebrows. “Y-yes?” The boys started cheering and Yasmin looked at them in confusion. “I don’t get it.” She said. “He met up with a girl he likes.” Y/n said.

Jisung gulped loudly as he looked at her. “Oh did you Hannie?” Minho sings. “Yeah, but-“ “Atta boy!” They yelled giving him high-fives.

‘Y/n, what are you doing to me?’

“Who is it? Is it Olivia?” Felix asks curiously? “No, it can’t be her. He already dated her. It’s Jiyeon isn’t it?” Jisung didn’t answer, since he tried to find a way to get himself out of this situation.

Flashback

Y/n and Hyunsun came back from playing and Jisung felt his heart race as she came closer to him. He started to panic and told Y/n that he forgot that he had to meet up with somebody. Y/n didn’t think much of it and they exchanged their goodbyes.

When Jisung was home he took Hyunsun to his bed, since she was exhausted from playing all day long. He tucked her in and read her a bedtime story, but miss Hyunnie wasn’t too tired to talk to him.

“Do you like Y/n?” She asked him, taking him by surprise. “

W-what?” 

“I saw the way you looked at her while I was playing with her. You like her don’t you.” 

“You’re pretty smart for a five year-old.” Jisung laughs. 

“Can we play with her again? I like her.” 

“I’ll see what I can do.” Jisung chuckles. 

“Jisung and Y/n sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G. “ Hyunsun sang while she yawned. 

“Alright, Hyunnie. Time to sleep. Goodnight.” 

“Goodnight Ji. Thank you for today. It was fun.” She yawned, giving him a kiss on the cheek before she drifted off to dreamland.

Jisung walked down the stairs and threw himself on the couch. He sighed as he was still filled up with the mixed emotions he created. He took out his phone and opened his gallery, looking at the pictures he secretly took as Y/n played with Hyunsun made his heart flutter. 

‘You’re doing so many things to my heart. You have no idea.’

“Yeah sure.” Jisung answered, making the boys roar again.

Yasmin gave Y/n an apologetic look, but Y/n didn’t know why. She shook it off, before she excused herself to the bathroom.

“So, you’re Y/n right?” An unfamiliar voice said behind her. 

“Yes I am. And you are-“ 

“Listen shrimp, stay away from Jisung or bad things will come your way.” “I don’t even know who you are.” Y/n said confused. “Just stay away from Jisung. He’s mine.” She says angrily. “Oh, you must be Jiyeon.” Y/n said.

“Dang right I am.”

[lovemesomesurveys]

What do you usually eat for breakfast? Scrambled eggs with spinach and cheese. And coffee, duh. When was the last time you seen your best friend? I see my mom everyday, all the time since we live together. What was the last good movie you watched? I recently rewatched Endgame and Aladdin (the new live action one), both of which are really good. Especially Endgame. Still gets me in the feels. Do you rent movies at a store or on your tv? We sometimes rent from Redbox (the red box thingies with DVDs at grocery stores. I think there’s also Bluebox, too, in some places), but usually we watch on Netflix or rent from Amazon Prime. Have you ever thought about getting Netflix? We’ve had it for years. What do you order on your sundae? I haven’t had a sundae in years, but I liked to just get vanilla ice cream with strawberry syrup. I don’t care for sprinkles. Do you like whipped cream and nuts on it? I like whipped cream and some nuts in general, but I didn’t put either one on my sundaes. *shrug* I’m a simple gal.

How often does your family have cookouts? We did them a lot when I was a kid. My dad used to BBQ quite a bit during the summer and my extended family all got together for BBQs quite often as well. We haven’t done that in years, though.  Does anybody in your family have cancer? My papa and one of my cousins both had skin cancer, but they’re fortunately both in remission.  What is one genre of music you refuse to listen too? I don’t outright refuse any, but I don’t like techno/EDM/Clubhouse music type stuff.  Who is your favorite singer? I don’t have one particular favorite. There are many artists and bands that I enjoy. What is the title of the last book you read? It’s still Burying the Honeysuckle Girls by Emily Carpenter, which has been my answer for months now. I keep meaning to start reading again, but it hasn’t happened, yet. I go through phases where I read a lot and knockout several books and then go awhile without reading at all. I love to read, so I don’t know what my issue is. Do you even read? I do, I just haven’t the last few months.  Is your Bzoink account profile decorated? I don’t have one. If so, what’s the backround of? Do you drink Mcdonalds sweet tea? I used to. I haven’t had it in probably almost 10 years, though.  Do you like melted cheese on your eggs? Yessss. What do you eat on your popcorn? Butter and salt are absolute musts. Also, this one theater I go to has garlic parm seasoning stuff that is SO good. What do you do on a sunny day? I don’t do anything different, I just do them while complaining about being hot and feeling miserable from the heat. I’m not a summer or outdoorsy person.  Do you moisturize everyday? No, but I really should. How long does it take you to get ready for your day? If I’m going somewhere then I just fix my hair (or throw on a hat), brush my teeth, change my clothes, put on deodorant, and put on my shoes. Bam. Done. I very, very rarely bother with makeup anymore or doing anything with my hair other than braid it, put it in a pony tail, throw a hat/beanie on.  Do you ever have lazy days? Everyday? But honestly, it’s more that I don’t have energy or motivation to do much of anything. I own up to the fact that I can be lazy, but that’s not the main reason. It seems like laziness on the surface, but it’s deeper than that.  Is your bedroom clean right now? It’s a little cluttery right now and it’s driving me nuts. I need to find the energy and motivation to clean up a bit and get rid of some stuff. That’s my main issue with my room I just have too much stuff and not enough space for it. What is one simple word that you usually can never spell? I don’t know if it’s considered “simple”, but for some reason I can’t ever get “omnepoenia” on the first try. <<< That’s my attempt and it’s way off lol. “Onomatopoeia“ is how you spell it. I don’t know why I can’t seem to remember that. I guess maybe because it’s a word I never use except for when I’m asked this question, ha.  Do you flip the pillow over for the cold side? Yeah. Do you always have to sleep with a blanket? I haven’t used a blanket most of this summer.  What are some things you do before you go to bed? Listen to ASMR and do some surveys. Do you like late night phone conversations? I don’t like talking on the phone at all. Does your room have a blacklight? No. What color are your walls? White. Do you heat up your syrup when you have pancakes or do you like it cold? I just pour it right from the bottle. It doesn’t taste cold to me, but maybe that’s cause the pancakes are the warm. What do ever add anything to your pancakes/waffles? Just butter and syrup. What is your favorite candle scent? Autumnal ones. Are you on any types of medication right now? Just a pain medication.  Have you ever suffered from depression? I do suffer from depression and have since I was about 12 or 13. It’s definitely been at its absolute worst these past 4 years. On average, how many surveys do you think you take a day? A lot. haha. Ya’ll already know. Does your town have flea markets? Yeah. What is your favorite sport? None. Do you like to talk on the phone? Nope. Who do you text the most? I rarely text at all, but when I do it’s with one of my parents or my brother. Are you out of school yet? I graduated college back in 2015. Are you watching anybody graduate this year? No. What are your school colors? What makes you smile more than anything? My doggo. If you could change one thing about the past, what would you change? So many things... If you could only eat one thing every single day what would it be? I’ve had a sandwich everyday for lunch for the past 3 months. Do you like spicy things? I used to be obsessed, but I can’t eat spicy foods anymore. D: Do you ever go to Starbucks? Yeah, pretty often. What is the most expensive thing you own? My laptop. What kind of car do you drive? I don’t drive. How long have you had your license? I don’t have my license.  What grades do you usually get? I got As and Bs. Do you swim or lay out when your at the beach? I just relax and soak it all in. I love just looking out at the ocean or closing my eyes while listening to the waves crash in.  Do you ever get drunk with friends? I used to. I don’t drink anymore, though. It’s been 6 years since the last time. What was the craziest moment of your life? There’s been a few of those moments I’d say. Have you ever spent the night in a hospital? Yeah. I’ve had to stay a few months in the hospital. Is love really that hard to explain? I have a hard time really explaining it. It’s just something I know and feel, but have a hard time putting into words. Describe what your wearing tomorrow: Probably the same thing I’m wearing now, ha. Describe the weather right now. It’s currently 75 F with 12mph winds. If you were having a baby boy, what would you name him? I’m not having children. What is your favorite cuss word? I don’t have a favorite. Do you have a mannnnn? Nope. If so, what’s hiiiis name? Oh by the way, what’s yours? Stephanie. What is on your feet right now? Socks. Do you hate your feet or are they cute? I don’t like them. What does your room look like? It’s a bit cluttery right now. There’s also a lot of giraffe stuffed animals around the room, ha. Do you ever stick your leg out of the blanket when you sleep? I do that with my arms. Do you have any tattoos? Nope. Are you patient or impatient? I’m very impatient.  Everybody has that one friend who really isnt there friend, who is yours? I don’t have any friends. Do you ever hang out with somebody just for a ride? No. What time do you wake up in the morning usually? Lately it’s been 10ish, sometimes 11. What is the first thing you do when you wake up? Check the time. Do you eat right away or do you have to wait awhile? No it takes like an hour for me to finally drag myself outta bed for coffee. Then I like to just drink my coffee, read my daily devotional, and check social media for awhile first before I eat.  Who makes you smile, no matter what? My doggo. What do you do when your sad? So what do I do everyday: Tumblr, surveys, watch TV, watch YouTube, check social media, sleep... Reading, coloring, listening to music, and playing my Nintendo Switch get thrown into the mix sometimes as well. Where do you spend most of your time? In my room on my bed. Do you ever watch scary movies by yourself? Yeah. It’s so funny because a few short years ago I would never. Like, I wasn’t even really into scary movies because I was a big scardy cat. That changed in recent years; though, and now I love ‘em.  Do you drink energy drinks? Just Starbucks Doubleshot. Describe what’s on your floor right now. A stack of some medical supplies.  Do you have any pets? Yes, I have a doggo.  If so, what are they doing right now? She’s sleeping on her couch. Is there anybody in the room with you? Nope. Do you like chicken snack wraps from Mcdonalds? I’ve never had one. Do you drink coffee fraps? [yuck] I like frappes, but it’s been awhile since I’ve had one.  Where are you from? California. Have you ever moved? To a different city for a short time when I was a baby, but that’s it. If you mean houses, then I’ve moved like 4 or 5 times, but only once that I’m old enough to remember.  What is your favorite youtube video? I have a lot. ok, 90 questions .. is that enough? Sure. Siiiiike, I foooled you - Can you take a joke? I’m not bothered by the fact there’s not 90 questions so yeah I don’t care. What is your favorite song from the 90’s? I have many. If you could meet any celeb who would it be? Alexander Skarsgard. Which celeb would you like to smack in the face? I don’t want to smack anyone. Lady Gaga : creep or badass Why would she be considered a creep? lol. Anyway, I like some of her music and she seems pretty cool. Do you have a poker face? In certain situations.  Have you ever played texas hold em - If so, did you like it? I’ve never played. What do you do to pass the time when your bored? I’ve already listed recently all the things I do each day and it’s the same whether I’m bored or not. Are you ever bored or are you easily entertained? I get bored, but generally I’m content doing my usual things I do each day. Somedays; though, even those things just don’t cut it and the days seem to drag extra slow and I’m not in the mood to do anything at all. Which friend is most like you? I don’t have any friends. Do you have a lot of things hanging on your wall? I have a few things.  Do you think your pretty or ugly? rate yourself 1-10. I think I’m pretty ugly. ha. Because, you know every guy is looking for a dime piece, right? Not every guy is only concerned with looks.  Was you a ugly kid back then but banging now? I thought I was a cute kid until middle school. HA, I’m definitely not “banging” now. Are you a rude bitter person? I can certainly be bitter. Sometimes I do get short or snippy when I’m in my moody moods, but I wouldn’t say I’m a rude person in general. What color is your house phone? One is white and the other is black. Do you have a answering machine if so, what does it say? Yeah. It’s just one of the automated ones that was already programmed on there. How do you like your toast? Browned, but not burnt, with butter. How many candles are in the room that your in? 4. That’s a lot for someone who never lights candles lol. Does your bedroom have a computer in it? Yep, this laptop right here that I’m on. What color is the computer your using right now? It’s silver with a rose gold protective case. What is your favorite muffin? Banana (without the nut), blueberry, and lemon poppyseed. 

Do you ever drink kool-aid? I did when I was a kid. Do you consider yourself healthy? No.  Do you take all your vitamins daily? No. I’m supposed to... What is something you use everyday besides a bathtub etc? My laptop. How many times do you brush your teeth a day? Once. Do you think you have a pretty smile? No. Are you confident? No. Well, I am pretty confident and this survey is over :) Okay.