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just an fyi that captain america: brave new world hired shira haas as a former israeli black widow (yes she's canonically israeli in the movie) and the cherry on top is that the actress herself was a part of the IDF despite being medically exempt from military service so be sure to boycott this disgusting movie thats really just u.s. military propaganda
#gross#DO NOT watch it#the outcry for rachel zegler was insane and now that the mcu hired a fucking war criminal everyone is silent??#fuck y'all#captain america: brave new world#mcu#marvel#shira haas#anti israel#anti marvel#anti mcu
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never watching another show ever again
#good omens s2#i am unwell#i am heartbroken#im in shambles#good omens#GOOD OMENS MORE LIKE BAD OMENS#DO NOT WATCH IT#PLEASE
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i will never be the same again (just watched saltburn)
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what if of instead a single competent male character to root for, instead you got a CLOSE UP of a dog DYING VIOLENTLY, camera right up in the face and soft round canine eyes so you can see how sad and confused he is? what if the camera lingered? wouldn't that just be great.
#wheel of time#fuck all the way off y'all#technically a wolf but contextually a dog#there is something deeply wrong with every writer involved in this show and i want to physically fight all of them#i would win because their writing style indicates they've never been in a fight in their goddamn lives#this wasn't edgy it was fucking miserable#do not watch it#no one should watch it
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Doctor Bloodbath (1987)
The terrifying tale of a low-budget filmmaker from the 70s who bought a consumer-level VHS camcorder and filled a tape with about an hour of random footage. Then successfully sold it as if it were a real movie.
Doctor Bloodbath is one of the few movies I've seen that makes me question if it should even be considered a movie. It's more like about an hour of moving pictures and sometimes sound which vaguely resembles a narrative, something that seems enough like a movie that a few unfortunate souls may be tricked into handing over actual money for it.
Synopsys and review video on the legacy Video Dungeon
(1/10)
#sov horror#bad horror#1980s#1/10#horror#horror movies#shot on video#1980s horror#80s horror#do not watch it#doctor bloodbath
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Whatever you do, do not watch Lewis Capaldi’s new music video
I didn’t listen to TikTok and now I’m crying because its so damn sad
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Tag your media that is this for you
Funniest fandoms are where the fans are like, "I'm obsessed with this. I don't recommend it even slightly."
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Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)
#DID ANYONE TELL HIM. DOES MR NERD KNOW THEY MADE LIVE ACTION LORD OF THE RINGS MOVIES#FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING CAME OUT IN 2001 DOES HE KNOW. HAS HE WATCHED THEM#more importantly the HOBBIT came out in december of 2012. meaning Ford came back JUST in time to watch it in theatres#which I choose to believe he and Dipper did do. I'm gonna draw that actually. Those nerds love Tolkien you cant tell me otherwise#stanford pines#ford pines#grunkle ford#dipper pines#mason pines#gravity falls#GF fanart#fan art#fanart#digital art#comic#silly#my art
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#comic#hatsune miku#miku#fortnite#hatsune miku fortnite#i used to play a lot of fortnite and then one day i stopped#idk if even she can get me to play again tbh i just do not care anymore#im in my big fromsoft phase anyway. i drew this while watching my partner play sekiro#and we play elden ring with a co op mod#its fun. play video games with your loved ones
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i’ve started babysitting for a VERY christian family which is great because they pay me a lot of money but as someone who was raised almost completely agnostic it’s kind of insane. the 2 year old keeps asking me to read her stories from the bible. (why are we reading david and goliath to a 2 year old????) the 5 year old told me today that he was going to bring his legos to heaven with him. he also has repeatedly told me that the lego spaceships he builds are stronger than jesus. (not sure what to say to that. do i deny it??? are things allowed to be stronger than jesus??) had to stop myself mid sentence today because i almost told them im not going to heaven which would DEFINITELY have caused several meltdowns. they’re also both completely fascinated by my nose ring
#i also had to tell them no today because mom said no tv and they DESPERATELY wanted to watch a 4-dvd set of recorded sermons#religious children are terrifying. i do get sundays off tho so#personal
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Easy: Boardinghouse (1982).
It was supposedly the first theatrically released movie shot entirely on camcorder, and it shows. It's just so miserable and boring, just a black hole of tedium.
I saw it, for the record, at my local indie theatre's weekly B-movie showing "Mondo Mondays," and later the presenter told me that it was honestly the worst movie he'd even consider showing there.
Which, if you know the caliber of movies they mostly show at Mondo, says a lot.
What would you guys consider the worst movie you've ever seen? Not something that's fun to make fun of, nothing you ironically enjoyed, I mean just an absolutely miserable moviegoing experience that you paid for, hated every second, and wish you had walked out of and asked for a refund.
For me, no joke, Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted. It did not even feel like a real movie to me. It made me see red! I was SEETHING with anger and annoyance throughout the entire thing, and I cannot for the life of me articulate why. I saw it once in 2012 when I was 15, I remember almost nothing about it now, but it struck a nerve with me like no other movie ever has before or since.
Tell me in the tags, which movie makes you disproportionately angry just thinking about it?
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"You're the only one I have left..."
#caitvi#arcane#my art#vi arcane#caitlyn kiramman#jinx arcane#do you ever think about how vis entire family is dead#and she watched the last remains of it die and then 30 min later she had to go back and see her gf beaten into a bloody pulp?#no? just me then
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when ur just a funky little skater punk hedgehog
(idk if u can tell but only his bangs are straightened, he has braids)
#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#human design#art#fanart#sonic#he has wheelies i fear#if u never watched sonic boom as a child then u don’t know him like i do#i sort of feel like he’d wear a leather jacket instead. but.#whatever
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[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show
#spitblaze says things#i mean i do. but my issue is that i play/watch/read things at a snails pace#and have a bad habit of starting something and never finishing it#so i end up limiting myself#also also adhd doesnt like it when i have to give one thing my undivided attention if its not taking up as much processing power#as something like a video game#doin numbers
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Me with all my weird niche horror movies
my favorite genre is “i loved it so much and i would not recommend it to anyone” ❤️
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