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the internet these days is insane because every 3-5 days you see an honest to god neuron-rewiring video produced by some rando with too much free time, and it's so fucking good that you know would have been its own entire meme for MONTHS in 2005. but we're so saturated with phds in breaking bad editing so you can't go into work like "hey did you see The Bear No Rush video game?" because nobody has any idea what you're talking about. back in my day we watched 1 blurry video of a guy doing the Numa Numa Dance and it sustained all of society for an entire year.

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i have discovered hundreds of new interesting fluids in my time as a researcher and will be revealing them soon

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once again a promising erotic story ruins the sexiness by concentrating on sex, the least sexy part of sex.

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Seriously why dont we have kibble for boys humans how come our pets can eat 1 thing and be good. I want that

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Do you have to lie like that? You look like a rug 😭

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world's first marine psychiatrist trying to wrestle a knife out of a suicidal sea sponges hand in serbia

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people who play modded minecraft are truly doing it like no other

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I deeply love this list of reasons to not kill yourself that is obviously targeted towards 11 year olds

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Makig a sandwich to bring to school tomorrow can someone reblog with a filling to finish the ssndwich ill go first ok

Bread

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Funny how depending on who's saying it and where, the words "dark fantasy" could mean that the work contains a hardcore questionably ethical kink scenario, or it could mean that at some point there might be some kind of a Skeleton King.

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