#boardinghouse (1982)

[titleknown]

Easy: Boardinghouse (1982).

It was supposedly the first theatrically released movie shot entirely on camcorder, and it shows. It's just so miserable and boring, just a black hole of tedium.

I saw it, for the record, at my local indie theatre's weekly B-movie showing "Mondo Mondays," and later the presenter told me that it was honestly the worst movie he'd even consider showing there.

Which, if you know the caliber of movies they mostly show at Mondo, says a lot.

What would you guys consider the worst movie you've ever seen? Not something that's fun to make fun of, nothing you ironically enjoyed, I mean just an absolutely miserable moviegoing experience that you paid for, hated every second, and wish you had walked out of and asked for a refund.

For me, no joke, Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted. It did not even feel like a real movie to me. It made me see red! I was SEETHING with anger and annoyance throughout the entire thing, and I cannot for the life of me articulate why. I saw it once in 2012 when I was 15, I remember almost nothing about it now, but it struck a nerve with me like no other movie ever has before or since.

Tell me in the tags, which movie makes you disproportionately angry just thinking about it?

[milesbennell56]

Boardinghouse 1982

[moviesandmania]

BOARDINGHOUSE Shot-on-video '80s madness! Free on Plex, Tubi

BoardingHouse is a 1982 horror film about a boarding house that is reopened years after gruesome murders were committed there. Suddenly, the body count begins once more! The movie was written and directed by and stars John Wintergate. It also stars Hank Adly, Kalassu and Alexandra Day. Also known as Boarding House, Housegeist and Bad Force Plot: On September 18, 1972, the Hoffman house was closed…

[goryhorroor]

my full complete list of dvds/vhs'

nosferatu (1922)

casper (1995)

28 days later (2002)

the wizard of oz (1939)

e.t. (1982)

terminator 2: judgement day (1991)

the hunger (1983)

a nightmare on elm street 3: dream warriors (1987)

the faculty (1998)

forbidden planet (1956)

hook (1991)

willy wonka & the chocolate factory (1971)

jurassic park (1993)

the beast from 20,000 fathoms (1953)

creature from the black lagoon (1954)

tarantula (1955)

the day the earth stood still (1951)

abbot and costello meet frankenstein (1948)

abbott and costello meet the mummy (1955)

witchfinder general (1968)

the adventures of young indiana jones (1999)

eve's bayou (1997)

ugetsu (1953)

the man who knew too much (1956)

the phantom of the opera (1925)

alice sweet alice (1976)

gallery of horror (1967)

dream no evil (1970)

house of the living dead (1974)

the clown murders (1976)

dracula's daughter (1936)

misery (1990)

my world dies screaming (1958)

night of the living dead (1968)

return of the jedi (1983)

boardinghouse (1982)

lake placid (1999)

almost famous (2000)

thelma & louise (1991)

flashdance (1983)

harry potter & the philopsopher's stone (2001)

blazing saddles (1974)

stripped to kill (1987)

legend of the werewolf (1975)

the parent trap (1961)

the mummy (1999)

fried green tomatoes (1991)

zodiac (2007)

princess mononoke (1997)

the thing (1982)

erin brockvich (2000)

friday the 13th (1980)

the strangers (2008)

final destination 3 (2006)

from dusk till dawn (1996)

event horizon (1997)

tron: legacy (2010)

the ring (2002)

paranormal activity (2007)

crimson peak (2015)

scream 3 (2000)

scream 2 (1997)

fatal attraction (1987)

twister (1996)

cape fear (1991)

goodnight mommy (2014)

the stepford wives (1975)

pretty woman (1990)

funny girl (1968)

sister act (1992)

the game (1997)

the outsiders (1983)

girl interrupted (1999)

the terminator (1984)

the crow (1994)

interview with the vampire (1994)

the orphan (2009)

it (1990)

carrie (1976)

the innkeepers (2011)

hansel & gretel: witch hunters (2013)

the changeling (1980)

trick 'r treat (2007)

the matrix (1999)

gattaca (1997)

cruel intentions (1999)

jaws (1975)

dazed and confused (1993)

the mummy (1932)

manhunter (1986)

valentine (2001)

[sailordrunkmoon]

Boardinghouse (John Wintergate, 1982)

[gotankgo]

«The grindhouse-horror vibes were riding high at Woods Theatre 40 years ago today: the first shot-on-video horror film Boardinghouse (1982), The House On Sorority Row (1982), and The Devonsville Terror (1983).»

[iamcinema]

Boardinghouse (1982)

[splatteronmywalls]

[nauseousthings]

Boardinghouse, John Wintergate (1982)

[moviesandmania]

Analog Nightmares: The Shot-on-Video Horror Films of 1982 - 1995

Analog Nightmares: The Shot-on-Video Horror Films of 1982 – 1995

Analog Nightmares: The Shot-on-Video Horror Films of 1982 – 1995 is a 2018 American book by Richard Mogg (director of Massage Parlor of Death ; Bigfoot Ate My Boyfriend; Teenage Slumber Party Nightmare; Easter Bunny Bloodbath; et al), issued by RickMoe Publishing.

“The most comprehensive, all-inclusive look at the history and evolution of shot on video horror films. In 1982, BoardingHousebecame…

[rhetthammersmithhorror]

BoardingHouse | 1982

[phoenix]

Trisk has a new in depth movie review up, for the 1982 shot on video shitfest, Boardinghouse!

And I went the extra mile and slogged through the TWO HOURS AND 36 MINUTES LONG director’s cut.  So much swimming...

Ahem.

Anywho, click the links, read my words, share and enjoy!

[cinenthusiast]

Films Watched in 2022: #224. Boardinghouse (1982, Wintergate) 1st viewing

[iamcinema]

Boardinghouse (1982)

[demidelanuit]

Boardinghouse, 1982 directed by, John Wintergate...