#DISGRUNTLED

[ihaveacatnow]

when i put the light on

[foldingfittedsheets]

We decided to stop by Costco for lunch because I had a hunger that only $1.50 hotdogs could satisfy. I went in the exit confidently, tired and barely managing to pilot my flesh body into the gauntlet of Costco the week before a holiday.

A brightly smiling lady accosted me to ask for my Costco card. I pulled up in befuddlement, and said, “I’m just going to the food court.”

“We need it for you to enter the building,” she said while showing every one of her teeth.

I stood there with my last two brain cells popping and fizzling in my fatigued brain with a slowly rising indignation. I’ve never been carded on my many food court forays, besides which it’s just untrue.

You need to go in the exit to get a membership, you can’t checkout without the card, and you can’t access the shipping area from the exit side.

With ill concealed disgust I started rifling through my wallet, knowing the card was there somewhere but having less than no idea where.

“How’s your day going?” She chirped, “It’s sure raining!”

I have a strict code of conduct to never be rude to service people that was suddenly butting against my anger at her ruthless and unnecessary bureaucracy so what came out of me was an indeterminate noise that was somewhere between a growl and a “fine”.

I took so long finding it that she was starting to radiate smugness that she’d stopped a non card carrying member from getting a damn hot dog. When I finally unearthed it her smile only flickered slightly as she wished me a nice day.

[daily-anime-chilchuck]

[evilhorse]

We’re just a bunch of fools!

(All-Star Comics #68)

[kazimakuwabara]

[shadowlover96]

Still happy with this 3 year old drawing of kermit.

[revivify-inn]

I need to make this design again... The bird in the transfer pack just looked so disgruntled... I had to.

[bookcoversonly]

Title: Disgruntled | Author: Asali Solomon | Publisher: Farrar, Straus and Giroux (2015)

[ihaveacatnow]

A Tale of Disgruntlement, Dissociation and Defeat

(that harrassed little tuft of fur in the first pic absolutely destroys me)

[tenth-sentence]

"I will have to consult with my superior," the angel said, disgruntled.

"Incarnations of Immortality: For Love of Evil" - Piers Anthony

[hobohobgoblim]

My once grand dreams have been whittled down to simply being whelmed, grunted, and hausted.

[evilhorse]

This was the best job I’ve had in years!

(Cable #2)

[not-so-slim-extra-shady]

Why teeth gotta be like that

[ursulapaddington]

Disgruntled Sea Birb

© 2023 Ursula Paddington

⇄  &  ❤  !

[ukdailymail]

Ed Sheeran dives into pond giving us insights into his daily routine

[neocurio]

wASN'T HAPPY ABOUT THE GROUP PHOTO DURING THE BASKET DINNER AT HAM COX IN BARTONS