#DIRBI

[portaltributario]

DIRBI: Entidades Imunes São Dispensadas de Apresentar a Declaração

[cyrusking100]

Ya'll I'm going to hell for making this. 😩

Edit: I just found out what wap means and I swear that wasn't intentional...holy fuk. 🫥

[wally-b-feed]

[unknownn-girl]

roller dirby

[mthguy]

The great Chita Rivera, with Shirley MacLaine and Paula Kelly, performs "There’s Gotta Be Something Better Than This" from the 1969 movie musical, Sweet Charity.

"There's gotta be something better than this, There's gotta be something better to do. And when I find me something better to do, I'm gonna get up, I'm gonna get out I'm gonna get up, get out and do it! There's gotta be some respectable trade, There's gotta be something easy to learn. And if I find me something I halfwit can learn, I'm gonna get up, I'm gonna get out I'm gonna get up, get out and learn it! All these jokers, how I hate them With their groping, grabbing, clutching, clinching, Strangling, handling, bumbling, pinching There's gotta be some life cleaner than this, There's gotta be some good reason to live. And when I find me some kind of life I can live, I'm gonna get up, I'm gonna get out, I'm gonna get up, get out and live it! Right!

I got it! I got it! I'm gonna be a receptionist In one of those glass office buildings Nine to five, I'm gonna have my own typewriter, And water cooling and office parties... Ooooh, and coffee breaks...wow! Then I sit on my desk on the forty-first floor In my copy of a copy of a copy of Dior! I'll receive VIP tycoons And I'll point to a chair I'll say: honey, what you're waiting? How would you like to put it down over there?

Yeah! There's gotta be something better than this, There's gotta be something better to do, And when I find me something better to do. I'm gonna get up, I'm gonna get out I'm gonna get up, get out and do it!

Me too...Me too! I'm gonna get a year to go right to the top I'm gonna be a hat chat girl At one of the East Side, high class restaurants You know, a tray of cigarettes, Costing 66 cents a pack and keep the change? And all those hats coming in Dirbies, humbirds... Ooooh! And that cute little checked number With that skinny brim and a feather Take your hat, sir! Take your coat, sir! Take your vest, sir! Take your pants! Take your socks, sir! Take your shoes, sir! I can hold them while you dance Take your eyes, sir! Take your ears, sir! Take and see if you are free How about it after hours I'll take you and you'll take me!

Me too...I'm gonna get out too!

But, baby, what would you do?

I don't know...Just get me out of here and I'll figure out later! There's gotta be some life cleaner than this There's gotta be some good reason to live

And when I find me some kind of life I can live I'm gonna get up... I'm gonna get out... La la la la la la ... How wow how wow And when I find me some kind of life I can live I'm gonna get up... I'm gonna get up... I'm gonna get up, get out and live it!"

[hostilemuppet]

THIS IS A WIN FOR HANTUNIA NATION

I STARTED PANTING LIKE A DEHYDRATED DOG

[mallowmaenad]

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTOWY

CARL MARX

VS

CARL WEEZER

BEGIN

yo i am marx. from kriby, i think captialism is dirby, you areround like a ball which is why you will fall. my beard is large and you sound like simpson marge

yo i am carl from jimmy show [gets hit by orbital bombardment]

[coquangels]

roller dirby

[portaltributario]

DIRBI: Normas de Entrega São Alteradas

[cyrusking100]

So like....ya i made more versions of Dirby because why the hell not? I'm already traumatized by my own work enough. lmao. maybe being an artist doesn't always have its perks.

man i really need to get out more.

[recordstellar-official]

A high note drops to C

An air boat is more of a sailing ship than it is a zeppelin. In fact, for an air boat, the floats that lift it into the air are tied to the hull and not to the masts.

Dulni marveled at the awkwardness of the design. It looked more like an inflatable raft than a ship. It was small too, only able to fit 5 people. Maybe seven if you had two halflings standing on top of one another.

"Ah, the Mother-Goose, my pride and joy," Kip exclaimed as the team walked across the tarmac to where the air-boat was parked.

It was a schooner, a schooner the Lymmi university professor was proud of. Dulni and Sherezin saw no reason to share his pride. The Mother-Goose was patched up and beaten. Some of the floats were half deflated.

"How are we going to get to Chainglong in that!?" Dulni asked in disbelief. "The thing looks like it just barely sailed back."

"Heh, I've been in worse," Kellarin shot back. "A few friends and I had to sit in a rickety carriage on our way to Aquilheim," his voice grew somber as he continued, "It was our last adventure before I got caught up in this business."

"Wait, were you part of Team Rune? I thought they all died uncovering the ruins of Innestraad," Sherezin gasped. "You're that Kellarin?"

"Why do you think I hired him! Hurry up and get on the boat! We don't have time to waste. Our enemies are motivated!" Kip exclaimed.

Dulni reluctantly climbed up the side of the schooner. The rest of the party climbed aboard.

"Get yourselves comfortable, this is going to take a while. The mist-sails I have installed on the masts haven't collected enough figment. The mists aren't due for another two hours," Kip told the three.

"Then why have us come here?"Dulni asked.

"Because we still need to stock up the boat. I'm still waiting for the package,"Kip replied.

"What package?" Dulni pressed.

"I don't have to answer any other questions from you. If you insist, I will consider it as an act of violence and attempt to leave the situation. If my attempt is obstructed in any way I will respond in whatever manner preserves the integrity of my being."

"You sound so automated," Dulni remarked.

"Just stop talking to me," he exclaimed as he stormed into the cabin.

"He shouldn't have mentioned the package," she said to Kellerin and Sherezin.

Sherezin shook his head. He sat on one of the stools protruding from the deck and pulled a book from his pouch.

"What's that you're reading?" Kellerin asked.

"The Trumpet of Abreol: Testaments and Wisdom inspired by the Herald of Divinity. A necessity for every disciple who considers themselves a scholar," he replied thumbing through its pages.

Dulni opened her pouch and pulled out a sandwich wrapped in tinfoil. It was a dirby. Several large chunks of pastrami sandwiched between greens, olives, banana peppers, and sourdough loaf glazed over with garlic butter spread, crafted by her mother. She scoffed to herself at her mom's stubbornness. The drow woman had insisted on packing and delivering her lunches since she'd gone off to college. Dulni only let her because the food prepared was restaurant quality. Dulni bit into the dirby letting the kick of the banana peppers mix with sour bread and seasoned meat. She closed her eyes and thought of her home life, the constant travel but the warmth and certainty that came with her mom's tasty hand made foods. The taste of tomato soup and the flight of a shadow woke her from her reverie.

"Whoa," Dulni said looking up at Kellarin.

"I'll trade you a sip for a bite," He said offering her his flask.

Dulni didn't even hesitate. Before Kellarin could even register it, her sandwich was in his hands.

"Deal," Dulni said taking a swig from his flask. A warm honeyed maple syrup rushed down her mouth, warming it up as it effortlessly swam down her throat. A cinnamon-like burn rose from her throat, but strangely there was no aftertaste - no medicine taste. Bardie's.

"No frigging wonder you wouldn't share!" Dulni told Kellarin.

"How's the sandwich?"

Kellarin stood stupefied. It was a pretty good sandwich. It was only missing cheese. Or onions, maybe a salsa?

"What's it called?" he asked finishing his bite.

"It's a dirby," Dulni replied.

"I'll have to make one sometime," He replied giving her back the sandwich. A large bite had been taken from it.

"You can have another swig, I wasn't expecting to have wanted as much as I took," Kellarin said. Dulni drank some more from the flask and handed it back to Kellarin along with the bitten portion of the dirby. The boat rocked as the balloons around its side inflated.

"Hey, it looks like the mist is rolling in early. Get anything that needs to be done on your devices done quick before they overload!" Kip shouted from the cabin.

Dulni looked at her scry-board. Was there anyone she needed to call today?

What seemed like a slow moving fog quickly overtook the tarmac. Air hissed as the inflation accelerated and the boat lifted off the ground. Kip ran to the wheel and shouted to his crew.

"Ok, we're getting this done now! We should be over the Tropia Sea in eight hours! Get some rest inside the cabin, I'll wake you when I need ya."

All but Sherezin got up and headed to the cabin.

"If you don't mind, I'll keep watch until we drop into the sea," he told their employer.

Kip nodded as the Mother Goose thundered into the sky. The fog was thick, but the spot lights on the hull were enough to see through the clouded air.

[staticsqueaks]

dirby secwet

Though he has not tested his theory much, Hosin loves the idea of gentle, consensual power play. He wants to gently tug, spank, and pin his partners and then cuddle up with them for some sweetheart aftercare. It is a struggle, since he is usually smaller, but a man can dream, can't he?

[ohcaptains]

Get your dirby girl!! You can do it! ❤️

i don’t want to come off as a stalker LMAOOOOO

[hostilemuppet]

one thing that annoys me with the crackpet thing is how many people call it htf: the game. false alarm is right there. does she mean nothing to you?

slap happy and deadeye dirby (and every single flash game) are rolling in their graves

[imoxsclassificados]

Lista de Incentivos e Isenções Fiscais na Dirbi http://dlvr.it/TDYf4y

[arkaonlinecontabilidade]

Base de PIS/Cofins: STJ Retroage Modulação da Tese do ICMS-ST em 6 Anos

A 1ª Seção do Superior Tribunal de Justiça (STJ) decidiu, em 20 de junho, alterar a data para a modulação dos efeitos da tese que estabelece que o ICMS por Substituição Tributária (ICMS-ST) não integra a base de cálculo de PIS e Cofins. O colegiado retroagiu em seis anos o período a partir do qual os contribuintes poderão se beneficiar da tese. O que é Modulação dos Efeitos? Modular os efeitos de uma decisão significa restringir sua eficácia temporal, ou seja, a decisão passa a ter efeito a partir de uma determinada data de forma prospectiva. Neste caso, a modulação permite que os contribuintes excluam o ICMS-ST da base de cálculo do PIS e Cofins a partir de 15 de março de 2017. Esta data coincide com o julgamento da "tese do século" pelo Supremo Tribunal Federal (STF), que retirou o ICMS da base de cálculo de PIS e Cofins. Por que 15 de Março de 2017? A escolha da data se deve à identidade entre os casos do ICMS e do ICMS-ST. O ministro Gurgel de Faria, relator do caso, afirmou que as mesmas razões de decidir aplicadas pelo STF no caso do ICMS foram utilizadas pelo STJ para o ICMS-ST. Assim, quem pagou PIS e Cofins indevidamente pela inclusão do ICMS-ST na base de cálculo desde essa data pode pedir restituição ou compensação. Benefício para o Contribuinte Essa decisão é benéfica para os contribuintes, pois amplia a janela temporal em que a tese pode ser aplicada, permitindo a recuperação de tributos pagos indevidamente desde março de 2017. O prazo prescricional para solicitar a repetição de indébito tributário é de cinco anos contados do pagamento indevido. Precedente no STJ Esta foi a primeira vez que o STJ utilizou a modulação temporal em casos tributários, uma prática antes restrita ao STF. A mudança de critério trouxe segurança jurídica aos contribuintes e aos escritórios de advocacia especializados na matéria. Outras Modulações do STJ O STJ já modulou outras duas teses tributárias: - Tusd e Tust na Base de ICMS: A inclusão das taxas de transmissão e distribuição de energia elétrica na base de cálculo do ICMS, com efeitos a partir da data da decisão que fixou a jurisprudência, em 27 de março de 2017. - Contribuições Parafiscais e Limite de 20 Salários Mínimos: A exclusão do limite de 20 salários mínimos para cálculo de contribuições parafiscais, com efeitos a partir da data em que o colegiado começou a decidir a tese, em 25 de outubro de 2023. Conclusão A decisão do STJ de retroagir a modulação da tese do ICMS-ST na base de PIS/Cofins em seis anos traz uma nova perspectiva para os contribuintes que buscam recuperar tributos pagos indevidamente. Esse marco representa um avanço significativo na jurisprudência tributária brasileira, garantindo maior segurança jurídica e previsibilidade. Leia: Dirbi – Declaração de Incentivos, Renúncias, Benefícios e Imunidades de Natureza Tributária Read the full article