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ANTHONY BOYLE as BRENDAN HUGHES in the SAY NOTHING (2024) trailer (x)
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His Lighthouse: Joker’s Bunny (LedgerJoker x f!reader)
Joker’s Bunny - Oneshot
KEEP IN MIND THIS IS NOT A CHAPTER UPDATE!
Wow... I edged everybody for an year.. anyhooooo its high time I completed this oneshot. Here's the original ask.
Imagine y/n shows up to joker wearing a playboy bunny suit and ears and fluffy tail with rope in her hands.
This oneshot took so much out of me but I’m happy it did. The end of November and early December was not kind to me mentally or emotionally so this proved to be a much needed distraction. It also served as a crash course back into writing! Writers block is somethin' tough. So! If there’s mistakes: no there isn’t. 👀
Hehe.... Merry early Christmas? 🤷🏾♀️🤔
Thank you all so much for patiently waiting! As always, If you wish to be a part of the His Lighthouse taglist, do let me know via comment, ask, or a quick direct message! 💖✨
It was only supposed to be a nickname, an inside joke to use however (and whenever) Joker saw fit. He gave you so many names, it was hard to keep up with them all— yet this one in particular stuck.
You were naturally curious, a timid little thing, simply overly cautious by default.
You always weighed out the options presented to you before jumping into a situation. Joker said it as a joke all those months ago but overtime, it became something more.
You would tilt your head and scrunch your nose, really bringing the nickname to life. One random day, you found yourself accepting the name when you used the emoji to refer to yourself. These days, you responded to it without fuss and rarely rolled your eyes whenever J did use it.
You were without a doubt, Joker’s Bunny. He never thought you would take the title this seriously.
Joker groaned to himself.
Whhhhhy didn’t he stay at home with you tonight? You practically begged him to stay with those e/c eyes of yours, but he stood firm on his ‘I have to go, it's im-port-ant’ spiel. You pouted but sent him off with a kiss.
Now Joker regretted his decision as each boring minute dragged on during this briefing. To be fair, it was important. The sad reality was—Joker was not listening. He spent his time staring off into space, daydreaming about you.
He wondered what you cooked tonight. Was it that new recipe you’ve been dying to try, or did you play it safe and fix one of his favorites? He loved your cooking and could really go for a hearty meal after sitting through this snoozefest.
Joker’s thoughts were plenty and quickly changed narratives in a split second. Did you take a bubble bath with that new bath bomb he got you? Joker saw it in passing and immediately thought of his Bunny after seeing the display pyramid of shimmery spheres in the store.
They had your name written all over it. So what if he stole you a few? He’d do anything for his Bunny! Besides, it was nothing compared to the other flasher gifts he showered you with on a daily basis.
Joker was still envisioning your gorgeous body soaking in pink tinted water when his phone chimed, startling him out of the fantasy. He fished it out of his coat pocket and arched an eyebrow when he saw your message come through. Speak of an angel, and you appear.
you coming home?
J smirked to himself reading the word home.
It stirred up a flurry of emotions within him every time you used it. Joker thought he had no need for a home until you entered his life and proved him wrong. Every person needs a home; his just so happened to be in the form of you. And right now, Joker was feeling rather homesick.
His first instinct was to rush back, but he found your message a bit odd since you knew he was overseeing a meeting tonight. Did something happen or were you just as needy as he was? He really should’ve stayed at home tonight. Joker sighed as he scanned the room.
The team was still talking amongst themselves on how to pull off the hit without gaining the authorities’ attention. Joker drowned them out thirty minutes ago. He was only here for appearance’s sake and could care less if they succeeded or not.
They could iron out the details without him present and that became the determining factor to answer your text. With a roll of his green eyes, J replied.
What’s in it 4 me?
Joker watched three tiny dots appear and fade multiple times over a course of several minutes. Whatever you wanted to say was deleted over and over until Joker finally got a vague response.
Come and find out 🐰
You were a sassy little thing tonight. To prove his point, just a few seconds later, Joker received an attachment pic from you. He took one glance at it and inwardly moaned. Screw this meeting. It was obvious he was needed at home.
“Oi! Where you going, Boss?” A henchman called out.
Joker was busy storming out the door to even notice that he scared everyone with his abrupt exit. They were waiting for Joker to voice his opinion and he just up and left. The small group began to panic and scrambled to find a way to revise the plans to meet Joker’s high expectations.
They could all die trying to rob the bank for all he cared.
Joker’s mind was elsewhere, solely on you in fact. His Bunny was asking for it. It was the only explanation as to why the fading sun captured your sexy silhouette oh so perfectly. When Joker got home, he was gonna ruin you.
Joker didn’t notice Frost walking down the hall in his mad dash to the elevator. Frost noticed his boss’s urgency and promptly scoffed. “Let me guess. It’s either something the idiots said in the meeting or something B did.”
He ignored Joker’s venomous glare. His lack of response spoke volumes. “Are you coming back after you fix her attitude?” Frost sighed softly.
The elevator door dinged open, and Joker walked backwards inside. He locked eyes with Frost, voicing his demands. “Don’t bother us unless it’s raining uhh.. cats and dogs!”
J wasn’t coming back, they both knew it. Frost spoke to his own reflection as the doors slid closed. “I don’t get paid enough for this.”
There really should be a written guide to this sort of things. How To Look Sexy for Your Lover While Wearing a Ridiculous Outfit.
Perhaps you could write one yourself; it beat psyching yourself up in the mirror until Joker came home. You planned this surprise for weeks and now the day finally came to act on it and you were having second thoughts. The last component for your outfit arrived after Joker left for the night and you just couldn’t wait another second to show him the final product.
It was now or never. You wouldn’t have the confidence to do this after today. Just looking in the mirror you felt silly all over again. The fact that Joker left you on read after giving him a sneak peek didn’t help boost your confidence.
It wasn’t that disappointing– nine times out of ten Joker left you on read, the problem was that he left you hanging after you sent him a risqué picture when you were expecting an instant reaction to it.
It took you ages to get the right angle, the perfect lighting, and to eventually find a pic that you genuinely liked, before sending it to the clown, and he didn’t acknowledge any of it.
You checked yourself out again and sighed as your heels scraped the hardwood.
You thought you looked cute, hot even! but your opinion was irrelevant if Joker didn’t approve. Maybe he opened the message and became busy before he could respond? Or perhaps his phone died? You told yourself anything except the truth.
He probably hated it and didn’t want to hurt your feelings.
That seemed to be a valid explanation coming from your cold, heartless clown. Joker was unpredictable like the wind. It was hard to please his shifty moods.
There was no sense in keeping the outfit on if nothing would result from it. You pouted as you fumbled behind your back for the zipper— until you heard keys turning in the front door.
Joker was back in record time. It made you wonder how he got here so fast, but that was a problem for another day. J was home and your stomach was in knots.
Why did the zipper wanna act up now of all times?! How did it get stuck anyway? There was no time to change! You grabbed Joker’s first surprise off of the dresser right as the bedroom door slammed into the wall.
He was going to leave a permanent dent if he kept doing that. You told him numerous times to stop. You were about to scold him about it for the nth time, but the green tinted flames in his eyes took your breath away.
Joker was a raging bull, just shy of steam blowing out his nose and his target was poor ol’ you shifting your weight from heel to heel. You hid his surprise further behind your back and of course, he noticed. His Glasgow smile slowly stretched along his face.
“Whatcha got there, Bunny.” Joker stressed the endearment more so than usual since you were dressed the part.
You wore your tallest pumps and donned a fresh pair of fishnets to go nicely with your patent pink bunny suit. It clung to your figure in all the best ways to go with the white cuff links you had on your wrists.
You looked straight out of Playboy magazine in Joker’s eyes. He admired the bunny ears atop your head; one bent, the other straight and the crisp white debonair tie fastened around your neck. He loved your attention to detail; you saw to it that every element shined individually.
And just like a bunny, you were skittish as Joker slowly stalked his way towards you.
You couldn’t stop the smile that lit up your face as Joker tilted his head in that intimidating way of his. “I saiiiiid... whatcha goT behind your back, Bunny? Is it a uh, surprise?”
You nodded demurely in response. So that’s how you wanted to play huh? Joker grinned.
“Yeah? Is it…. for me?” You giggled when he tried to steal a peek, if not for you blocking his attempts at the last second. Your heels clicked loudly in the room as you darted away.
Joker was enjoying your playful mood tonight and he growled seeing you smirk. You were matching J’s energy, although he had to stop and admire you more closely.
He could tell you planned this for quite some time. You did your makeup so prettily, and he was over the moon seeing your plump lips shimmering in the setting sun. You wore the shade he recently stole.. ahem bought. The one that tasted like strawberries when he kissed you long enough.
He licked his own lips, reminiscing the taste. You were a walking temptation.
J’s green eyes roamed from your beautiful face down to your neck that begged him to nibble and mark up, to your breasts that were practically bursting out of your bunny costume.
He wouldn’t be surprised if you bought it two sizes too small with how your curves spilled out over the leather confines. Joker wanted to lay you down, knead your soft flesh, and ruin you.
You looked so good and Joker knew you tasted far better; he couldn’t help but objectify you. There was so much he wanted to do in such a limited time! Your sweet giggles were cute, but he was tired of playfully chasing you around the bedroom. He growled as he caught you by the waist.
“Gotcha! Now… let’s uh, seeeeee what my sweet girl is, oh..” Joker audibly swallowed as you bit your lip, looking away.
Joker stared at the bundle of rope in your hands—and for once in his life, he was at a loss for words.
The soft hue would look heavenly against your complexion, and the possibilities of what tonight could bring made blood rush to his cock. Joker had been wanting to tie you up for months now and he wasn’t shy about introducing the idea in small doses. He took you by surprise one night by binding your hands with one of his ties.
He saw how your breath hitched, the way your eyes widened in intrigue, or how you bit your lip as you answered his check-in with a lustful, ‘I-I like it.’
The feeling of being helpless, at the mercy of a man like Joker, it excited you and drove him feral. Yes, you were his sweet girl so precious and silly, but taking things a step further and being an actual Bunny in bed? He wasn’t so sure if you could handle that darker side of him just yet, but this rope was a sign that you were.
He had to make sure you were 100% okay with this before going forward.
Joker toyed with the rope as he met your gaze. Both were soft and pliable, so easy to destroy.. “Y/n… are ya sure?” he asked.
He was asking for a lot. If you said yes, you would surrender yourself completely to Joker. It was scary, Joker was scary.
You would be fool to turn a blind eye to his true nature. He enjoyed severe power imbalances, and he reveled in torturing others. Joker was a man to fear and yet here you are, virtually begging him to have his way with you.
It was like making a deal with the devil. However, you trusted Joker not to get too carried away.
You nodded and leaned up (even with high heels on, J towered over you) and kissed his scarred cheek but Joker required a verbal agreement. It was a firm rule he enforced for serious moments like this.
“Aht aht, I need to hear you say it, Bunny.”
You nodded again but Joker grabbed your throat, clearly not in the mood for your antics. “Use. Your. Words. Y/n.” His eyes narrowed, “I won’t re-peaT myself.”
Your eyes fluttered closed hearing Joker’s assertive tone. This was The Joker that Gotham City feared. He oozed dominance and demanded order, if only to destroy it the second he got it.
You felt compelled to obey his commands. “B-Bunnies don’t t-talk.” You rasped as you broke free to sashay over to the bed.
With Joker eyeing your every move, you bent at the waist and wiggled your buns so the fake cotton tail on the outfit could move enticingly.
His breath was shaky as he unraveled the colored rope in his hands. A mocking tsk tsk fell from his lips. “What a naughty, naughty girl I have. She neverrrrrr listens to my rules.”
Ugh rules... how could you think about rigid rules at a time like this?! Just hearing Joker’s voice gave you insight to your fate. You definitely weren’t walking tomorrow morning.
Your heart was pounding as Joker stopped short behind you. You could feel the heat radiating from his body and when his hand traced your skin—searching for a way to take your costume off, you moaned. He loved how pent up you were. It solidified your desire for this. You wanted him.
Joker hummed once he found the pesky zipper and he dragged it down inch by inch, teasing the both of you. “I need ya to tell me, Y/n. Are you gonna be my rope bunny for the night?” J said when the zipper reached your lower back. Of course it worked just fine for him.
God, you loved this psychotic clown. You could hear just how much Joker was holding himself back and yet he took the time to make sure you were okay with this.
He’d jump your bones once he got consent. Your safety always came first.
He was thinking of the best knots to restrict you with when you broke character. Joker’s eyes caught yours melting in the setting sun as you turned toward him. “Yes, please I want this. I’ll be good J, I promise.” you whispered.
A single kiss to the center of your back sealed your fate. “I know ya will, Princess. Arch ya back for me.”
You whimpered but leaned forward so your head rested gently on the pillows with your bottom in the air. There was no turning back now. Once Joker fully removed your costume, he would see just how devoted you were to your nickname.
The tight costume highlighted all of your so-called imperfections and Joker took great care to rub your skin where indents formed due to the stiff leather. Just as he expected, you did purchase it a size smaller than your norm. How cute.
Joker kissed his way down your spine as he helped you escape the material. You knew he found his final surprise when a sharp crackle was heard inside the room, followed by a blooming sting on your backside.
“Y/n. Are ya try-ing to kill me?” Joker genuinely sounded in pain as he kneaded your flesh while admiring your cotton tail.** “My sweet, sweet Bunny girl.. just whaT am I ta do with ya?”
Joker flung the costume somewhere in the bedroom as he took up the rope.
He wanted to take his time tonight; to create intricate patterns against your skin, to make lasting memories that would fade days later.... but now his twisted mind was spiraling. Was it too much, too soon to suspend you from the ceiling? It could bear your weight.. right?
No. No. Baby steps. There was always a chance for extremes next time.
IF you survived tonight that is. You were still lying on the bed waiting for Joker’s instructions that would never come.
You yelped when Joker yanked your hands behind your back to bind your arms to your waist via a series of knots and loops. And he didn’t stop there. Somehow he secured your ankles to your plushy thighs, effectively hogtying you face down on the mattress. You were made vulnerable before you could even muster up the thought of backing out.
The cold air in the room hit your cunt and you knew Joker enjoyed the view of your walls clenching around nothing in want. “Such a needy little Bunny! Don’t worry. If ya bee~haaaave, you’ll get what you want."
In defiance, you tried to move but the fibers of the rope restricted your mobility a little too well. Panic alarms went off in your head and Joker instantly noticed the change in your body language.
He was right there by your ear to calm you down. “Wiggle your fingers. That’s it.”
You gasped after finding you could move your fingers as well as your toes—just nothing else. A temporary freedom to pacify the reality you signed up for.
Joker kissed your ankle, chuckling, “See? You can move, Bun. Tell that err, silly brain of yours I won’t hurt ya.”
J didn’t warn you in the slightest when he gathered up the slick dripping from your folds with two thick fingers and began to scissor your pussy with them.
You screamed from the stretch, yet J didn’t pay you any mind. “Shhhh, Bunny. Alll ya gotta do is feel.” Joker knew that was absolute torture for you.
Funny, how you desired to be restrained when physical touch was your love language. You loved holding onto J in some form of capacity. He could tell you were going through it with how your tiny fists kept clenching on your lower back.
It was so exhilarating to see you squirm as he worked you to your peak in record time. It was cruel but since when was Joker nice?
He curled his fingers upward in a come-hither motion to stroke the spongy spot in your pussy that drive you wild and it was a success judging by your squeals. You were listening to his instructions well, as much as your moans sounded awfully like the first syllables of his name. You didn’t break character to speak; maybe you deserved a reward.
You didn’t see it that way when Joker bent down to start eating you out.
He was a man starved using that devilish tongue of his to good use. You felt every lick and subsequent suck as Joker made out with your pussy.
Every lap had your hips backing up onto his tongue till you were practically grinding onto his face. Not like Joker minded, being suffocated by your cunt was a great way to go. However his hands weren’t idle as you sought out your pleasure.
He kept you spread wide open with his thumb that every now and then, rubbed maddening shapes on your clit. There was so much stimuli, your brain could not keep up.
You buried your face into the sheets and cried out as your orgasm flooded your senses.
Joker hummed his approval and didn’t let up his feast.
So what if your thighs shook as another orgasm hit you or was it simply a continuation of the first? The logistics didn’t matter.
He knew it felt good given the whimpers not even your fancy pillow thread count could stifle. Joker was enjoying himself too although he couldn’t ignore the reason for your oversensitivity. It was right in front of his face after all.
He couldn’t believe you were this serious about your nickname.
Something about seeing your cotton tail swaying in sync with your pleasure stirred his own. He tore himself away from your pussy to speak on it.
“How long have ya waited for this, hm?”
He eased a third finger into your pussy as his tongue honed in on your clit. He wished for a way to bottle your high-pitched whines for a later use. It sure would come in handy for those long, lonely nights at the hideout when he ached for his pretty girl.
He wondered how long you had been horny. Judging by the never ending slick coating your thighs, it had to be hours.
That meant you were needy well before he left. Granted it was his idea to leave you all alone tonight to attend that dumb briefing, you still lured him back home with your gorgeous body and coy attitude.
Interrupting him at work was a big no no. That had to be a good enough reason to punish you right? It was in Joker’s mind.
His hand landed on your skin like a crackle of thunder. “Sendin’ pretty pictures knowing I’m busy. How loooong did ya wait Bunny? Answer me!” he struck your behind more and more as your silence filled the air.
Wet sobs collected in your throat with the strain of keeping quiet but you couldn’t endure this delicious torture for long.
Finally, you caved in and your head shot up on command, “I-I waited—!”
Joker shoved his wet fingers down your throat, sighing like a disapproving parent. “Ya really fell for that huh? Whaddya say earlier? That bunnies uhh, Don’t. Talk? Suck em clean… there ya go.”
He tested your gag reflex with each pump of his fingers. You did as you were told and sucked your juices just like you would off his dick. Maybe if you did well enough, J would take pity on you and let you have it. Your cunt was aching with the overstimulation Joker assaulted it with. You craved him like no other.
Unfortunately Joker knew exactly what you were up to when you started bobbing your head. He yanked his fingers away and pushed your head back down. “Bunny.. I thoughT I told ya to behave?”
You heard the sound of his belt buckle coming undone and knew that you messed up.
You couldn’t plead or squirm away from the inevitable. Joker had you right where he wanted you.
The first impact from his belt startled you and leave it to J to not give you any breathing room. He gladly spanked you until more of your juices squirted onto the bed.
“Haha, my sick little Bunny. I knew ya like this!” he mocked. Your body trembled with a mix of satisfaction and embarrassment. You were so adorable fighting with your emotions.
He cooed at the heat from your skin turning it colors. He took to kneading your flesh to work the sting out. Although there were other ways of doing that..
J grinned when his fingers took a detour and toyed with your sloppy wet pussy. You definitely enjoyed a little pain with your pleasure. The evidence coated his wrists.
You were the perfect Bunny. The best girl. How did he get so lucky to have you?
Joker sighed to himself as he edged you again with his fingers. “I can do annnny~thing to ya and you’d let me, would ya sweet thing? Aht. Aht. Nod, no talkin.”
You rocked your hips to Joker’s fingers—wanting nothing more than his cock. Your cunt was begging to be filled, to finally get a taste of your favorite drug. But you knew disobeying J would ruin your chances so you weakly nodded instead of pleading with words.
You doubted you could string up a coherent sentence with your current brain cells anyway.
Joker must’ve noticed and took pity on you. He saw the wrecked state you were in and wanted to ruin you further. You brought this upon yourself dressing up like a slut. He glared at your tail as he undid his pants.
F__k, he was hard.
There was no time to remove pesky clothes or anything else for that matter. Joker would die if he didn’t sink his cock deep into your gummy walls so he didn’t waste any more time.
His leaking tip brushed your clit almost as an apology before all the air in your lungs got pushed out.
He felt bigger than ever. Why did you agree to this? Both of your holes were stuffed full and with your limbs tied up and useless, it was only fair that your mind followed suit. Your jaw hung open in a silent moan the deeper Joker sank into your guts.
“So f__king tight!! Awww Bunny. Ya still with me?” He asked when you got too quiet. J finally bottomed out with a demonic growl that ended in an equally sinister laugh. “I honestly don’t care. You’re. All. Mine.”
He pulled back with a hiss, only to shove his dick right back in with teeth rattling force. Joker made deep, meticulous thrusts to really get a feel of your depth, as if this were the first time he explored your pussy. As he didn’t carve out the shape of his dick into your cunt ages ago. The loud wet squelches she made would’ve made you blush on a normal day.
Tonight, your only objective was to keep breathing.
Joker grabbed your bound arms and used them as leverage for his brutal pace in and out of your pussy.
He spanked, he clawed, he kissed every inch of your skin at his disposal. You were a mere fleshlight for Joker to use and he loved every minute of it.
Your pathetic moans in between gasps for air spurred him on.
“Yes! Yes yes yes yes atta girl, take it Bunny. Arch it for me, c’mon.” Another hard slap to your buns echoed off the walls, a signal to correct your posture. “So good!” he groaned.
At one point you felt J lay down on top of you. His lustful groans rang in your ears but his cock and his heavy thrusts, shook your soul. Joker set all of his weight on you, prone boning you deeper into the mattress.
His teeth scraped your ear, “You’re so goood for meee.” Joker’s praise washed over you as his thrusts slowed down to reflect the change in the air. A mere moment’s reprieve you quickly took advantage of.
You turned your head, catching his lips in a tangle of teeth and tongue.
Joker drank in your airy moans as well as your features plagued by pleasure. Your mascara ran down your face and your blissful smile made Joker’s cock throb. There was not a single thought to be found behind your pretty eyes.
You were so far gone that nothing else mattered but him. Joker uttered your name like a curse as he pulled out. You snapped out of your fog to whine but Joker was leagues ahead of you.
“Shhh, calm down Bunny. It’s uh only for a… fuuuuu.. for a moment.” Joker gasped as he rolled you over onto your side. He wanted to see your face when he spilled himself inside of you.
He just wasn’t expecting your pussy to squeeze him like a vice when he slid back inside. You were sucking him in and pushing him out and the conflicting sensations made Joker fall onto his knees straddling you.
“Ya killin’ me doll.” Joker panted.
He kept his balance on his hands to resume pounding into you. He fixed your bunny ears back straight and brushed a curl out of your face mid thrusts.
He wanted a clear view when your eyes rolled back in ecstasy. You were almost there given the cute hiccups you were making.
All this time you managed to keep quiet, somehow. He wanted this final orgasm to be catastrophic. He wanted you die and come back to life in ecstasy.
You locked eyes with Joker right as white hot static started to creep up your spine. The room got hot and your nose tingled as the pressure that built up ever since J walked into the room, reached its precipice.
You had nothing to hold onto. There was no slack to try escaping the intense pleasure Joker subjected you to. All you could do was lie back and cry out J’s name.
The rope bit into your skin as you twitched and moaned wantonly. Joker steadied you the best he could while still ramming into your pussy. The world could end and he would not stop.
You were the prettiest when you came and he would have been a fool to not follow you over the edge.
Joker gasped as your cunt clamped down and wrangled his dick with each passing wave of pleasure. He wanted to wait, to drag out this moment until forever, yet he was a slave to your will.
He buried his face in your chest and groaned as his dick pumped once, twice, and finally spilled rope after rope of cum into your womb. It was agony to let go. There was always more to experience; more to take. If there was a way to fuse himself with your body, he’d give it a try just to savor this moment with you for eternity.
Joker didn’t know he was talking aloud until he heard your bumbling attempts to reply.
“You’re never gonna be better than this my sweet girl. Accept. It. Thisss is who you are.” His hips bucked forward—still craving the warmth only you could provide, but pain had crept in ruining the night.
You tried your best to utter a single word but Joker silenced it with a smoldering kiss. He pulled away holding your gaze intently.
“I mean it. You’ll always be my pretty Bunny, mkay? Ohhh, look at you!! Was I too rough?” Joker teased when you winced in pain. Your shoulder was at an odd angle ever since he rolled you over. In the throes of passion, it didn’t register but now..
Joker tossed you a look, “You can talk now, doll.”
He sat up and with great regret, pulled out of your pussy. She mourned the loss as J’s cum began to leak out onto the sheets.
You’d have to do laundry again but Joker seemed preoccupied at the moment to notice your annoyed pout. He was busy undoing the sturdy knots he made around your limbs.
One by one, you felt the pressure release… and then came the pain. “Ow..” you mumbled.
Joker snorted but did his best to massage the blood flow back into your arms and legs. He eyed the rope burn on your skin (why did that rouse his dick back to life?) and sighed. “M’sorry Y/n. I uh.. tied it too tighT hehe.”
He freed you so he could gather you up in his arms. The both of you fell back onto the pillows a pile of giggles and pleased sighs.
Joker caressed your back as he stared up at the ceiling. Once you got comfortable on his chest, you tucked your head under his chin, fully prepared to be doted on. J was the best at post sex cuddles even if he denied it up and down.
He looked so.. normal afterwards with his green hair all askew and his clown makeup smudged to high heaven. Only you got to see a Joker laid bare and relaxed.
He did so much to look after you before, during, and now after; it became your responsibility to reassure him that you were okay.
“It’s okay… um I.. I l-liked it so..” You paused tracing hearts onto this chest. “Um, J?” He hummed, knowing something was on your mind based on your stutter. “Yeah Bun?”
Oh this was embarrassing. How were you gonna tell him?
“I um.. m-my tail..” you wiggled on top of him now you could feel that dull ache growing. You wondered how he missed it..
Or maybe he didn’t. Joker snorted softly. “What about it?” He cracked an eye open to watch the realization hit you. “You ahh, better get used to it. You’re my Bunny now, re-mem-ber?”
Joker kissed you before adding, “Get some rest. Ya miiiiight need it in a few.”
Then he shut his eyes automatically dozing off—leaving you staring at him in horror. This was only supposed to be a nickname, an inside joke at best. Now you opened a door that you couldn’t escape from.
You were Joker’s Bunny whether you liked it or not.
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#date night#on display#presentation#preparation#she waits#waiting for him#daddy's good girl#garters and hose#thigh high stockings#stilletto heels#dinner is served
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proper name… place name… backstory stuff
#gorjus#girl dinner x2#🍽️🍽️#dnp#dan and phil#phan#daniel howell#phil lester#philly#dannie#never getting over this serve
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It wasn't just the plate that's broken in pieces in that very moment.
#It's her heart#what is more cruel than serving dinner for your boyfriend family#and finding out his wedding plan with the girl that is next to him#is it the plot they've been wanting from this drama?#misery is turning you on?#Junho#Yoona#King the Land#Lee Junho#always next to Junho#It’s Junho’s season now#2pm#SNSD#I put my heart into every gifset I’ve made#In the real world princes don’t marry the pauper they end up with princesses#just smt I read somewhere
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An Important Update coming out of Lisbon tonight
#hope you're hungry bc girl dinner is fuckin served 🍽️👄🍽️#5sos#5 seconds of summer#ashton#ashton irwin#the 5sos show tour lisbon#kh4f post#as always this blog is dedicated to only the most crucial updates coming out of each show#i haven't posted content from the LA show yet but obviously this took precedence#late breaking news#Australian man wanted for numerous counts of emotional damage flees to Lisbon. approach with caution he is considered arm and dangerous.#i had another joke to make but honest to god i forgot it bc i was looking at this man's armpit#I'm fine#these striped pants are going to be the death of me I'm calling it now#👹👄👹#night 1 of the last leg of tour and everything is going great 💀#woof woof bark bark smooch slormp chomp AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#the 5sos show tour
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Okay, but for the purposes of comedy.
Philza can't cook for shit. He hates cooking, he doesn't bother with anything more complicated than a jacket potato. If there is a task related to food, he lets Chayanne do it. If he is forced to cook, then he does the sloppiest job imaginable. The result is filling, and it might even be edible, but just barely.
However, Philza can make a mean drink. If a guest comes over, then they won't ask him for food, but they will gladly have a cup of whatever he has at the moment. For Cellbit, black coffee is always ready (he is rarely around and has plenty, but it's mostly about being a good host, anyway), for Tallulah - a cup of sugary chamomille tea, and so on. Only, like, four people on the whole island know that he doesn't care for the stuff, and still makes it like he's had much practice. He doesn't.
He also doesn't have patience for cocktails, but when the needs must (for example, to get his team so fucked up on booze that they straight up stop feeling pain), he brews some wicked cider and then makes it even more alcoholic, because why wouldn't he, really. It still tastes good, somehow.
It's the most annoying talent he has ever possessed. He will never use it after the Purgatory. For now, though, it might just help them survive.
#qsmp philza#qsmp liveblogging#qsmp purgatory#inspired by two things: that one time Philza looked at a fanart of him serving tea and said smth like#“I drink neother but the idea is really cool”#and today's stream that Philza is spending exclusively making tea and apple cider#okay no three things#I almost forgot how much Philza fucking despises cooking in minecraft#and how girl dinner his meals were the last time he shared#fucking-- pasta with sweet corn was it?#the guy ever
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rewatching episode 6: girl dinner
i know luffy's literally a wet dog on the floor but sanji
sanji
actually took off his dress shirt to get luffy out of the water. why? is that shirt actually ridiculously expensive? fragile? clearly he doesn't care that his pants and shoes got soaked through. why is the shirt different?
#im just joking i don't care#i said what i said#girl dinner#opla sanji#one piece live action#sanji vinsmoke#he did it for the girls the gays the she/theys and he/theys#I'm not complaining I'm only enjoying#dinner IS in fact served
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no but if i have to see the term girl-anything ever again i think i will kill myself
#girl dinner#girl dads#girl version of roman empire#girl this and girl that#WHAT ARE WE DOING ??????#literally just playing into gender stereotypes and letting people make fun of women as if we’re all in on the joke#when we’re absolutely not#we’re not reclaiming anything or controlling the narrative#we’re being made! fun! of!#same with bimbo culture 😭😭😭😭😭#some of yall have to read feminist theory fr we’re like back 50 years at this point#all it literally does is play into gender stereotypes and allowing our oppressors to laugh at us#but now with ’our permission’ ?? because we made it up??? STUPID#being ’in control of the narrative’ in a patriarchy means fuck all#there’s still a patriarchy and we’re still subscribing to the societal norms of gender#even if its a joke#anyway#and its not fucking feminism#it literally cant be if at the end of the day it serves the patriarchy#just because girlies are choosing to do it doesnt make it feminism#a woman own choice does not equal feminism if if it directly serves a patriarchal society#feminism is going against and refusing patriarchy and its hard fucking work#have some critical thinking i swear to god
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#date night#presentation#on display#waiting for him#daddy's good girl#dinner is served#her submisive heart#corset#thigh high stockings#legs and heels
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as for me myself and i, winning is all i know lmao
#vee queued to fill the void#GIVE ME ALL THE RAP BATTLE CROSSOVERS I WILL DECIMATE THEM FOR BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER#*RIPS MY SHIRT OFF* AND I LOVE OFF THE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK#WERE SO BACK NAH ITS WERE SO GAY CAN YOU BELIEVE PEARL ROLLED UP ON FYRE AND SAID YOU WISH YOU HAD A GF AS FINE AS MINE#AND MARINA THE SUBLIME (PEARLS WORDS NOT MINE) QUITE LITERALLY KILLED SHIVER WITH KINDNESS#*SETS MYSELF ON FIRE* OFF THE HOOK THE REST OF THE GIRLS NEED TO EAT TOO YALL CANT KEEP SERVING UP BY YOURSELVES LMAO#OFF 🙌THE 🙌HOOK🙌OFF 🙌THE 🙌HOOK🙌#honestly this makes me wish the hypmic crew got fancy outfits lol#they showed up as themselves bc that’s all they need lol but it’s a special event!!!!!! pull up boys lol!!!!!!!#maybe when we get the 3rd drb we’ll get battle pngs of them in the bp outfits
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Seguitemi per altri consigli su come non condurre uno stile di vita sano e un alimentazione equilibrata
#la mia cena#girl dinner#letteralmente#perché cucinare quando puoi fare schifo?#la monster serve a rimanere sveglia oltre le 22
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Rhaenys whispering on rhaenyra's ear to contact alicent akdjsksjsksn gay gay homosexual gay
#rhaenyra is MAD!!!!#also how fast was the guy who made the hand of the king necklace damn#did they had the design made and everything???#the other knights do NOT respect hum lmaoool L#ameond playing with that coin knowing he made the plans criston is talking abt bc he has no brain to make them akdjal#alicents face to their plans ajdhaka heir of the face otto made when he heard cristons twin prank#RHAENA MOTHER AT LIKE 14??? GIRL!!!!#so she has a little dragon....#but what dragon will go to jane then#daemon fucked over his wife and now he is in a horror movie thats what you get#nvm he gets served dinner#daemon has such lines jesus the way he says them akdhaksj#....a chair made of swords....#gwayne get him!!!!!!!#the music slapped#JOFFREY OMG NOOOO :((#HELAENA FORGIVING ALICENT YEAH!!!! THE CYCLE GETS A PAPERCUT!!!!#is he gonna send his brother to war now akdhsksj that would be so funny#dicksucking?!?!?!!?! damn#aemond got caught!!! now he is getting sent to war for sure lmao#well i wasnt expecting full frontal damn#daemon has finally gone insane... what are the old gods saying to him now#she got dressed as a nun to see alicent 😭😭😭#wtf is alicent going to say akdhaksb#insane behaviour#WOW#alicent now knows what is going on#damn#talking tag#watching hotd
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#dinner is served#serving cvnt#cvnt#girlblogging#girl dinner#coquette#live laugh girlblog#hot gurls#the walking dead#im just a girl
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ok goodnight. i actually had an amazing time what the hell
#i still do not thrive at large loud social events such as this. BUT! most of it was dinner so i managed#i spent a lot of time with this girl who is like shockingly good at small talk... she is a year older than me and studying psychology 🥰#and they served really good steak at dinner. like wagu beef. i love steak...#it's so late and i'm not actually tired i'm like giggly-tired. but goodnight nonetheless... god that was a lot of fun#.txt
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SERVING DAY AND NIGHT❗❗‼️📣📣🔥💪🫡
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