#DING DONG I WAS WRONG

[dearqueerdeers]

no bc being ace and experiencing aesthetic attraction is like. I’ll look at a celebrity and be like “oh my god they’re SO HOT” and instantly in my head I’ve got 1 million voices of allonormativity being like “oh so what do you want to DO about that? [u know u wanna fuck them]” and it’s like no the reality is actually a lot funnier. I just wanna look at them really hard

[teaboot]

Update:

yall gaslighting motherfuckers have my grown adult ass googling the stupidest dumbass shit like "is canada america" like there's a fucking carbon monoxide leak in my house

[fleetstreetpies]

I??? Am??? Actually????

A very proud

Nonbinary butch lesbian.

[bruciemilf]

Still thinking about Jason’s death being so hamster coded

[gordonsicedcoffee]

SCOTT PATTERSON as PETER STRAHM SAW V (2008) dir. David Hackl

[safyresky]

"work wife"???? But not actual wife??

LOL no not actual wife! Both the work wife and I have actual husbands instead 🤭🤭 And my husband is JUST as crazy as I am and WILL do farther daytrips like the absolute insane mans he is! Which is one of the MANY reasons I married him--his weirdness matches my weirdness 💖💖💖💖💖

As a fun fact, the craziest day trip/road trip we have done: we went to IKEA about two ish hours away. Came home, realized upon unloading new bedframe that he had misplaced his wallet somewhere. So what did we do?

WELL IKEA was closed but you bet your ass we got BACK in the car and drove BACK to the pit stop (an hour?? ish?? away??) that VERY night and checked the trash there and asked the people inside (who were sups friendly! They checked the tapes for us and everything!) if they'd seen it. They hadn't! So, we drove BACK home and the next day, after work, we yeeted ourselves into the car and drove BACK to ikea to see if they had it

AND THEY DID!

He was so relieved and then we had IKEA hot dogs for dinner, his treat bc he had his wallet again 🤭🤭🤭 (they are pretty good but costco ones I think deffs are better!)

BUT YEAH. My actual spouse is just as unhinged as I am and I love him about it 😍😍😍😍😍😍

[atopvisenyashill]

love to see “theon isn’t on a redemption arc” takes bc “what has he done to be better” firstly bc it massively undersells the way he helps jeyne & his dwelling on the miller’s wife & her boys, kyra, and the people of Winterfell throughout adwd but secondly it’s just a very funny criticism bc we’ve still got at minimum two thousand pages left in this series, of COURSE he hasn’t fully redeemed himself yet, there’s like a third of the story yet to go!

[radiaking]

cooper howard 🤝 wynonna earp this person is entirely too nice and kind and idk why they would want me but boy do i love them w/all my heart

[rainbowroadonsteroids]

In light of the new Velma series

[hopebvllet]

NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT--

[teaboot]

That actually makes a lot of sense, thank you for taking the time to clarify to me. I had never heard of that!

Here in Canada, what you're describing as "America: with NA and SA inside of it", we were raised raised to call The Americas, and anyone saying "I'm american" specifically means the USA. Nobody I know would even consider any other possibility. America is synonymous with the USA, here, potehto-potahto, and we're so used to being ignored and overshadowed by the US that most of us would rather eat our shoes than be called American.

To circle back to my original point, though- (before I, with context and in restrospect, kind of bitched the flip out about)- Canada is not The United States, and as someone who isn't particularly thrilled with our "Oh haha, Canada so cute" global persona that actively works to whitewash some serious crimes against humanity, it's very, very tiresome to speak out about a CANADIAN ISSUE just to see folks sweep in and talk about how "America is just like that". Like we're some cutesy wonderland where everyone is nice or something.

Blah.

But again, thanks for informing me! I'll do what I can total my commentary as Canada-specific when applicable in the future.

My apologies, scrolling back I see what some of yall were talking about!

All said

AS A CANADIAN

CANADA AND THE USA ARE NOT THE SAME

[huntinglove]

It's always surprising to see that some people would be truly wonderful poets if they managed to shut the fuck up

[your-local-grinning-cat]

Hey Chen'ya I'm Tori and I'd like your advice on something. I know you're juked up on catnip rn but I figure you'll be completely honest this way. I have a huge crush on Leona and I was wondering how you would recommend how I should go about telling him that? Thanks for your help and enjoy the nip!

*hiSSes*

No.

No. My Highness is mine.

Mine mine mine mine mineeeeeeeee!

You can’t have him!

Here! Have this off-brand one! 😾

*claws the air beside me, creating a rip in the multiverse and dragging out a very bewildered mountain lion beastman Lonea Scholarship*

There! You have yours and I have mine! Mine gives me nip! And smells good! Good like nip and me and minemineminemineminemknemknemiendnjemdnddndkdmejndemkdnemjnemdknen….!!!!!!

Mine!

*closes the tear I created, pushes the alternate at you, and then disappears with a crackle of maniac energy*

[spider-man-2o99]

Just wanted to say that I have been thinking of you and pre-emptively empathizing with the nonsense you are no doubt being flooded with and the psychic damage it must be causing. Keep stanning the king ignore the weirdos <3

thankg u.,, i feel like ive been trapped in a fuckign . Torture Labyrinth these past coupl days . but. wwe will. We Will Yet Persist onwards w/ our hand on the left wall till we;re either out or at the center i swear 2 fucking GOD,

[cinnamonanddean]

Right I predict Descent is going to need to be done live:

Dang are we killing Lionel right in the cold open??

Oh wow, so Lionel was in Smallville on purpose? That's wild. And he brought Lex. Father of the Year.

God, I hate Lionel so much, but I'll give him credit: he's spinning this really well

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Rot in piss, old man.

Oooh on the stairs, that's nasty. Splat.

Hey that's the lady from the episode with the strippers

Oooh Clark keeping pace with him, suspicious baby

Is this chick supposed to be Mercy?? She just shows up as Assistant

Oh no, Gina. Hmm I think her lifespan has just dramatically shortened.

Oh honey, you weren't made for patricide. You care too much, even now.

Ah I see we're going to have to use the CSI "enhance!" tactic on this photo. Because that's how it works.

OH SHIT GIRL BE CAREFUL

Gina, you're being waaaay too touchy for someone who only just got a nametag

Uh ohhhhhh

"he's our friend" 🥺

Clark, how DARE you try and put the burden of parental love on Lex. That's fucked up.

What a garbage friend you are, Clark Kent.

Who's the guy??

Jesus Christ, he killed his baby self in a fireplace. Dark.

Lionel doesn't deserve anythiiiiing, I hope he's roasting on a spit.

"how can a son murder his own father" "total absence of love" WHERE DO YOU THINK THAT COMES FROM FOLKS?? Lex didn't get that way on his own!

Sweetie did you have to drop the dirt like you were dropping a mic??

[sinclairs-snack]

a good one at that 😍✌️