#ar: *pops head out from underground shelter* you seem to be under the assumption that che’nya will react to catnip the same way Leona did

[your-local-grinning-cat]

Hey Chen'ya I'm Tori and I'd like your advice on something. I know you're juked up on catnip rn but I figure you'll be completely honest this way. I have a huge crush on Leona and I was wondering how you would recommend how I should go about telling him that? Thanks for your help and enjoy the nip!

*hiSSes*

No.

No. My Highness is mine.

Mine mine mine mine mineeeeeeeee!

You can’t have him!

Here! Have this off-brand one! 😾

*claws the air beside me, creating a rip in the multiverse and dragging out a very bewildered mountain lion beastman Lonea Scholarship*

There! You have yours and I have mine! Mine gives me nip! And smells good! Good like nip and me and minemineminemineminemknemknemiendnjemdnddndkdmejndemkdnemjnemdknen….!!!!!!

Mine!

*closes the tear I created, pushes the alternate at you, and then disappears with a crackle of maniac energy*