#DILF Thomas Edison

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He's so babygirl 💖

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Rusty Quill Gaming! In which:

Oscar Wilde gets punched in the dick by a goblin

Oscar Wilde dies twice (don't worry he gets better)

Oscar Wilde starts a QPR with a sad dwarf

His personality pretty much checks out though

Marie Curie is a lesbian girlboss

Nikola Tesla is like... A sad dilf

Albert Einstein is your weird drugged up great-uncle who you only see every two years but is extremely iconic

Thomas Edison... Is basically the same as he was irl. That is to say he sucks.

Franz Kafka is a funky evil necromancer

The guy who uncovered Tutankhamun's tomb has ADHD and is also a slightly incompetent gay burglar

There's this semi-famous Japanese philosopher but he's an evil brain in an orb.

Amelia Earhart is a gun-wielding steampunk gnome with an alcohol problem

Ada Lovelace is pretty normal and competent actually. Good for her.

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I’ve had it up to HERE with FGO fans falsely identifying characters as DILFs or MILFs, so I’ve made a handy list of every Servant in the game who had kids and what their parenting role was, so hopefully we can get this whole business sorted out. This list goes by Servant ID.

Take note, I WILL be identifying genderbent female characters whose historical male counterparts had kids as DILFs, because the game doesn’t give any indication that their spouses in its universe were men, and I am of the opinion that Fate has proven that being a Dad or a Mom are not necessarily gendered roles. Also note, this will be mainly going off of their historical/legendary/mythological/literary depictions, as the game doesn’t always give information about their progeny. It’s also entirely possible that there are characters who aren’t on this list that should be, but we don’t have any records of them having had children (or I didn’t find it on wikipedia). Also, many of these characters are summoned at a younger age than they where when they had kids.

I will also only be counting characters with multiple versions ONCE, otherwise this list would be longer than it already is. Additionally, I WILL NOT be counting Pseudo/Demi Servants.

DILFs: Artoria Pendragon Nero Claudius Siegfried Gaius Julius Caesar Attila Gilgamesh Robin Hood (in some stories) Cú Chulainn Leonidas I Ushiwakamaru Alexander/Iskander William Shakespeare Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Hassan of the Cursed Arm Charles-Henri Sanson Heracles Lancelot Lu Bu Fengxian Vlad III Caligula Darius III Eric Bloodaxe David Hector Oda Nobunaga Diarmuid Ua Duibhne Fergus mac Róich Charles Babbage Solomon Arjuna Karna Fionn mac Cumhaill Rama Thomas Edison Geronimo Ozymandias Gawain Tawara Tōta Bedivere James Moriarty (via adopting Fran) Christopher Columbus Yagyū Munenori Katsushika Hokusai (hard to place, given he and Ōi’s shared Spirit Origin. we know that Ōi was married, but not if she had any kids. placing them here for now) Antonio Salieri Ivan the Terrible Achilles Chiron (lots of foster kids) Sakamoto Ryōma (similar thing with Hokusai, given he and Oryou are a package deal, although they adopted his older sister’s son) Napoléon Sigurd Lanling Wang (this dude lived almost 1500 years ago, but we only learned this as recently as 1999) Shi Huang Di (difficult to say with our Glorious Overlord, given that they’re non-binary and might not have had kids in their timeline, but our QSHD did)   William Tell Asclepius Jason

MILFs: Elizabeth Báthory/Carmilla Medusa (in the stories where she was not always a monster) Boudica Marie Antoinette Medea Mata Hari Tamamo no Mae Anne Bonny Mary Read (probably died while pregnant, so honorary mention) Scáthach Brynhildr (in some stories) Ryōgi Shiki Medb Irisviel/Dress of Heaven (she’s technically from a timeline where she and Kiritsugu never met, but she has the memories from the one where they did) Minamoto no Raikō (would normally be a DILF as per stated genderbend rules, but she identifies as a mother) Cleopatra Chacha Scheherazade Wu Zetian Tomoe Gozen Katō Danzō (like Raikō, she’s here because she’s identified as a mom) Circe Semiramis (both her legend and her actual historical counterpart, Shammuramat) Scáthach-Skaði (I know I said no alt repeats, but it’s worth mentioning Skaði had kids too) Qin Liangyu Murasaki Shikibu Lakshmibai Nagao Kagetora (had two adopted sons. would normally be a DILF, but there are a few historians that think Kagetora really was a woman, so I felt like putting her here) Calamity Jane (this version might not have had any, but real life Martha Jane Canary had two)

Final DILF Count: 55 Final MILF Count: 28

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Who is your favorite LI from each book?

You can honestly figure out all of my LIs by looking at who I’ve written in my Masterlist, but I’ll try to elaborate below.

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The Royal Romance - No surprise here … the love of my pixelated life, Drake Walker. 💘 I literally fell for that denim-clad marshmallow the second we met him in the flashforward in the very first chapter. And I’ve only fallen in love with him more every day since. 💕❤️

Perfect Match - the (close) second love of my life, Damien Nazario. Not only is this man naughty in the bedroom (or on the lawn at a national monument), he is the most devoted friend. I adore him. 💕

It Lives Beneath - easy, Parker Shaw. Khaki never looked so good. 😍

The Elementalists - I love an awkward nerd, especially a repressed one … Beckett Harrington. 🤓

Open Heart - Have you seen Bryce Lahela? Cuz DAAAYMMNN!!! That grin, that wink … he’s good with his hands!?!? I could see Ramsey growing on me, but so far that relationship has been too cliche for me.

Desire and Decorum - Definitely Ernest Sinclaire. 📖 I will always go for the Mr. Darcy type. Luke Harper is amazing as well though … if only I didn’t have to pick.

Ride or Die - I honestly like all of them. Logan is hot and sweet, Mona is a babe, and Colt is my usual standoffish brooding type. I have a feeling my end game will end up being Colt … if we ever get to that part!

The Heist: Monaco - I don’t even like any of the actual LIs in the book … I’m all about the crack ships here. 😉 But the one I am in love with is Niles Edison. Damn that man is a DILF. 🔥🔥🔥

Veil of Secrets - surprisingly I went for the girl this time! Naomi Silverhawk 👮🏼‍♀️ … again, the khaki must be my thing.

#LoveHacks - I switch between Ben Park and Mark Collins. Why choose? I love them both!

Red Carpet Diaries - I loved Seth Levine in the first book, but in book 2 they did him a true disservice. I was all about Thomas Hunt in book 2.

A Courtesan of Rome - this is tough because I like them all for very different reasons. Cassius is beautiful and sweet and poetic, but also kind of … a pushover? Syphax is devoted and protective, strong on the outside soft on the inside. And Marc Antony is just powerful and sexy. I choose them all, except Sabina .. they did a poor job with her character development in my opinion. 👎👎

Big Sky Country - uh, none? I ultimately picked Sawyer but he was rather boring. I just didn’t get enough from Dallas or Juliette.

Bloodbound - All of them? None of them? I played this book way after it was over and I think it just didn’t meet the hype in my mind. I think Kamilah is my fave but it was so difficult to romance her. I know some friends that are gonna kill me for not saying Jax. 😂

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Any other books I either didn’t read or didn’t get far enough to make a decision. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Thanks for the ask Nonny! 😘😘😘

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He can alternate my currents anytime. 🥵

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Me: *sees someone on my dash who's been liveblogging their watching of Doctor Who has reached Nikola Tesla's Night of Terror*

Me: don't say it don't say it don't say it they don't want to hear it don't say it

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Dalek Alpha, Dalek Beta, and Dalek Omega return and save the day

Colin Baker is in the episode but playing Lord Tepesh

Marcie from Dark Season is there, and confirmed to be a future incarnation of The Doctor

DILF Thomas Edison returns (I can dream)

Actually the entire cast of Dark Season are there. The entire episode is secretly a front for RTD to drop the Dark Season show finale at last, after 32 years

Time Fracture is confirmed canon

Since the next episode of Doctor Who has been kept more or less a complete mystery, here's my last minute theories for what it could be that they're being so secretive about:

Full onscreen adaptation of Lungbarrow

John and Gillian canonisation

Actually definitely The Rani for definite realsies this time

The return of Duggan

The return of Elton and Ursula

EVIL DAN real

The Doctor and Donna have a lovely holiday and nothing bad happens whatsoever

Whifferdills. Please let it be Whifferdills. Please RTD I'll forgive you everything if you give me Whifferdills I'm not even joking

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My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Zolf: Okay, truth or dare?

Wilde: Truth

Zolf: How many hours have you slept this week?

Wilde:

Wilde: ...Dare

Zolf: Go to bed.

Wilde: I don't like this game.

206 notes • Posted 2021-05-23 21:38:54 GMT

#4

Rusty Quill Gaming! In which:

Oscar Wilde gets punched in the dick by a goblin

Oscar Wilde dies twice (don't worry he gets better)

Oscar Wilde starts a QPR with a sad dwarf

His personality pretty much checks out though

Marie Curie is a lesbian girlboss

Nikola Tesla is like... A sad dilf

Albert Einstein is your weird drugged up great-uncle who you only see every two years but is extremely iconic

Thomas Edison... Is basically the same as he was irl. That is to say he sucks.

Franz Kafka is a funky evil necromancer

The guy who uncovered Tutankhamun's tomb has ADHD and is also a slightly incompetent gay burglar

There's this semi-famous Japanese philosopher but he's an evil brain in an orb.

Amelia Earhart is a gun-wielding steampunk gnome with an alcohol problem

Ada Lovelace is pretty normal and competent actually. Good for her.

222 notes • Posted 2021-12-06 21:30:38 GMT

#3

Reblog to kiss a jittery goblin paladin on his little gray forehead

226 notes • Posted 2021-08-24 03:54:14 GMT

#2

Based, of course, on this iconic post

330 notes • Posted 2021-09-23 02:12:04 GMT

#1

Ah yes, Rusty Quill Gaming. Featuring such highlights as:

3' tall capitalist lizard gets converted to socialism

Gay Donald Trump throws a dog off a roof

Fanboy has a bad breakup, sulks for awhile, then becomes God

Socially inept goth girl tells everyone she's dead inside

Local 10 year old won't shut up about how his girlfriend is a hunter

Diversity win! That girl from your highschool math textbook who bought 100,000 marbles is POC and bisexual!

Trans rights but with explosions

Also featuring!

All your favourite late 19th century celebrities, but now they're gay and sad!

388 notes • Posted 2021-06-03 03:20:44 GMT

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@martian-night You want me to share more RGlen? No problem! Here's a clip of DILF Thomas Edison, so we can all enjoy RGlen's american accent together.

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Every time I post something like "Thomas Edison is a DILF" or "YazMaster real" my account gets locked or suspended. I am being silenced 😤😤😤

ARE YOU TAKING THE PISS???

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I think about him. So often.

He can alternate my currents anytime. 🥵

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This is so sad. Where is the love and respect for DILF Thomas Edison?