#DAVE WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

[jamieleecvrtis]

You must sever the connection hinge. Now!

Not until you’re up here!

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

DAVE: just found out pickles are cucumbers i cant fucking breathe

JOHN: this is how i felt when i figured out raisins.

DAVE: ...............what about raisins

[greasydumbfuck]

watched the 2004 punisher movie yesterday with pixie and honestly i had fun 👍 some stuff was good some stuff was eh some completely irrelevant stuff made me mildly annoyed. but most of all it was funny and they had frank hang around with his tits out for multiple scenes so i mean how could i not have a great time tbh

[dorkyfangirl24]

THE FACT THAT HUYANG GAVE EZRA THE SAME PIECE KANAN HAD FOR HIS LIGHTSABER TO EZRA!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭

[windypuddle]

sometimes i remember about post-canon terezi carrying johns body around in her wallet so she can prototype him and get him back someday in dirk and rose's session they're orchestrating and i feel so miserable and emotional

[phlegm--princess]

my honest tierlist

[tourniquesence]

what do I have to do to save rose from becoming the homestuck fandoms psychiatrist daughtermom

[lovelyrotter]

yknow i love transmasc/tboy dirk always and forever but the way some ppl treat transmascness vs transfemmeness in HS's narrative........kinda sucks. like the whole thing about how being transfeminine is a literal transient experience and lets the character in question (any character) truly escape the oppression of HS's narrative-as-a-character which is patriarchal and toxic (lord english, hussie-the-character to an extent. i guess. idk ive seen a lotta ppl lump SI-hussie in w/ this), which is great and does hold weight as an analytical lens esp with how hussie irl is nonbinary. but where does this leave transmasc characters. why are we treating (headcanoned) transfemme HS characters like this and then tbh gleefully dooming (headcanoned) transmasc characters to eternal narrative suffering brought by LE and then mocking them for being ''gross tboys'' full of ''icky testorerone'' so its their fault theyre in this perpetual torment really? because they ''''chose to be a man''''? dunno man its starting to feel bad. especially since some bnf's who are really into this fan theory do actually kinda treat the general idea of transmasculinity like somthing to hold with tongs at arms length away from them. as if its alien or infectous or something and then get really mad when equally dysphoric transmascs do the same with feminity. why are we dooming dirk strider to eternal toxic-masculine suffering and what does that say about how we treat real life transmasc folks both in and outside of the fandom

[thsc-confessions]

"I'm worried about controversial stuff coming up about this ship opinion situation, but here we go-"

"I dislike Toppat Henry x Charles/ Henry x Toppat Charles, especially that second one. The artwork I see of it (especially Toppat Charles x Henry, not so much on the other option) leans into toxic relationships for me and I dislike it heavily."

"As much as I love Henrles (tied with Polythreat for me), that situation of "Enemies to lovers" is the one type of Henrles ship that just.. turns me the wrong way unfortunately.." submitted by anon

[gibbearish]

anon im not gonna post that one, not bc of anything you said dw, im just not 100% sure if we are thinking of the same person bc i havent been paying attention if the posts i saw all came from the same op, and even tho there's no names in either of our things i still wouldnt feel comfortable spreading that w/o having seen it firsthand. that being said, in the event that we are: jesus fuck???

[backslashdelta]

Going a bit insane right now about how much it would have broken Kurt if Blaine had been dating Sebastian instead of Dave in season 6.

Like in both the season 4 breakup and when he finds out Blaine is dating someone in season 6, Kurt's immediate reaction is to think it's Sebastian. It's been YEARS, the boy helped Blaine propose to Kurt, and Kurt is still so scared that it's Sebastian.

Anyway if that happened I don't know how Kurt would come back from that. Like we see him break down about Blaine and Dave in the bathroom but I think that's more about Blaine moving on than it's about Blaine moving on with Dave. But if he were with Sebastian? I just think it would wreck him. It would be so much worse.

I wonder if Blaine still would have told him the same way. Would he have had Sebastian meet them there, without warning? At Scandals, the place that Sebastian introduced them to? The last time they were there together Sebastian was trying to steal his boyfriend and now he HAS and I just–

I don't know how he would have handled that. But I am so obsessed with the idea I cannot get it out of my head.

[blessyouhawkeye]

watching the ahsoka teaser has made me so violently angry and the only thing stopping me from descending into full blown insanity is the fact that the actor they cast as sabine is very beautiful.

[alvinmichaelmurphyseville]

“Who let Warbie on Tumblr?”

“Come on, Theo, I know it was you. Let’s be real.”

“I thought the agreement was no Tumblr until he proves that he can handle not insulting Geizmo or making insensitive jokes!”

[giddy-on-out]

When Dave Malloy Said:

"i will try to forgive myself for being absent in public, and bored before stars" or "it's time to get out of bed, and be the starchild I can be" or "i love the way you see the world, i love the way your soul sings" or "i am not a murderer or a crazy person, i just like honey" or "you know that moment right before you die is such a gift because you get to choose what goes through your head what your last song will be" or "i just wanna be a ghost and go woooo all night long" or "maybe there just isn't a heaven" or "i will transcend and vomit this loser out of me" or "when i was a child i used to play, play with all the voices in my head" or "cause everyone likes to be a little sad some of the time, and watch the rain on the windowsills" or "cause they're all soul, they are all soul" or "rose believes in the restorative properties of the ocean, in the importance of sharing meals" or "now i'm infected with disbelief and blasphemy" or-

[unjest]

oh no this is bad. I'm starting to genuinely consider changing my middle name to becquerel. please for the love of all things holy do not make this the one and only option that'll satisfy my highly specific requirements for my own legal name

[cimicherrychanga]

i wonder if psychic alien vampires enjoy my mental character analysis essays