#DAN AND PHIL FINALLY TELL THE TRUTH

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

btw this is how i picture dnp in the phoffice every time they name a gaming video THE most annoying clickbait imaginable simply to fuck with us:

[reunitedinterlude]

a compilation (1, 2, 3)

[the-gay-phagenda]

the phagenda is actually them revealing the full legal names of the people who have propositioned them for a threesome

[foreverdjh]

happy one year to the time dan and phil killed the queen!!!!

[deadandphilgames]

we aren’t thinking big enough about today btw. i hope the chaos finally takes out king charles

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2573

Everyone is very confused, including the houseplants. (Happy Good Omens s2 day.) (Dialogue from Good Omens s2.)

[astradyke]

hi in case anyone was wondering "how is mare doing today?" the answer is terrible i just mixed up the phrase gag order and ball gag on a zoom meeting and had to play it cool, but more relevantly (debatable) the answer is insane because... dan referring to those green shorts as pajamas is actually so diabolical. literally stealing his boyfriend's clothes and wearing them around the house... the amount of things that dan or phil have bought that the other liked better and stole... but specifically these being pajamas is really getting me like. dan has such a distinct fashion sense that he portrays when he's interviewed, photographed, going about his ordinary life, but when he's back at home with his partner he just melds with his fashion. it's mismatched and it's uncharacteristic but phil likes seeing him in bright colors and dan likes being in his clothes. something something carefully curated guards falling when you're with your Person, something something that one part of Dystopia Daily where dan acts like a dick towards phil but phil makes one stupid joke about octoplets and dan's entire image falls apart. something something you liked the clothes i put you in! they should pay me to be a yaoi fashion designer where i don't control anything about how the outfit actually looks or manifests but just rates it on how resemblant it is of their homosexual soulmateism

[olymphianblood]

ok guys its not funny anymore when is d&p hard lauching im starting to getting anxious /hj

[antiadvil]

what's funny about this fic is that if Phil actually uploaded a video called this I would just go "oh, why are they playing the game of life on Phil's channel"

We’re Getting Married!

PG13, 2.8k

video title: We’re Getting Married! uploaded: December 8, 2019 by AmazingPhil Description: We talk about our relationship with each other, our audience, and appropriate creator/audience boundaries. Sorry we couldn’t find a wedding venue that would fit three million people!

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[emojackolantern]

okay ive been working on this for like a half hour already i will figure out the rest later but i needed to share while the insanity is still fresh

we have:

how to befriend your favorite internet stars

pizza mukbang

dan and phil and dogs

dan's diss track

amazing dan

slime and sadness cinnamon rolls

five nights at freddy's

interactive introverts

giving the people what they want

hello internet

something we want to tell you

i wrote pumpkin spice pumpkin cookies but it's actually spooky cupcakes

we're all doomed

pinof 1

dan and phil finally tell the truth

daniel and depression

internet support group 6?

phil's video blog

saying goodbye forever

basically i'm gay

zomg red panda!!?

dan and phil react to teens react to dan and phil

punk edits in real life

why i quit youtube

sims ep1

my tumblr tag 2

coming out to you

i believe under daniel and depression is festive ditl but i haven't been able to confirm it

also i recognize this image of dan scrolling on his laptop in the london apartment but i don't fucking remember from where

the one under basically im gay idk

also these

the photo booth challenge

idk

[dysthoepiadaily]

I saw this take the other day on twitter, and it made me kind of annoyed bc... way to miss the point, and to show that Dan was right and that it was too niche for you, LOL.

People do like Dan because of his authenticity and wit, but also... it's not that simple. Dystopia Daily, in many ways, was extremely authentic in the emotion it was trying to convey.

I think dystopia daily was more of a commentary on just youtuber culture in general, the desperate need for youtubers to remain popular at around a time when they were losing relevance. This led to a lot of them desperately collabing with one another, "exposing" more and more of their private lives in hopes that the more they give to the camera, to the audience, the audience won't abandon them (Dan and Phil finally tell the truth, Dan's grandma explains the internet).

There's a sort of "giving the people what they want" aspect to it, as well... "This kitten cured my depression", an obviously hyperbolic title, but something the audience wants from him... People want a STORY with youtubers, a sort of triumphant arc, but youtubers aren't actually able to deliver that triumphant arc in the way that the audience wants, because youtubers aren't fictional characters, they're real people.

There's just a brutality in the performer/audience relationship. If the audience doesn't get what they want, they'll just abandon the performer, and the industry is COMPETITIVE, and really unfair. Some of the shittest and laziest content will get a lot of views, while others don't get views when their content is actually interesting and creative! The "literally just reading reddit and monetizing it" and "if I laugh I instantly die" videos have a higher view count than like... "Dan and Dodie do a duet". This is literally modern art, and that's sooo good!!!

The overproduction of it all is by design... It's the point, in many ways, that this guy is being extremely overpaid for content that is objectively bad, but people fall for that kind of thing every time, LOL. It is inauthentic, but it's inauthentic because the personality of Daniel Howell, the host of Dystopia Daily is terrible for youtube views. He's just not the guy he used to be.

Was it the best execution of this concept? I don't know, and I don't really think so (but I am of the belief that art should be easy to understand and this is a VERY debatable point). But, I do think the concept is unique and interesting enough to warrant praise, plus, I think Dan is an ideal person to tell this story... I also think it's hilarious that people were confused about what the fuck it was.

[pseudophan]

nora can i just ask… WHAT was he thinking? how was that lie ever going to work when they were doing everything so publicly in 2009? sure you can delete stuff but he must have known it was still out there anyway right? isn’t it pointless to be like i didn’t watch his videos when he was commenting on the interactive adventures like his life depended on it ?? he was trying to convince people he just happened to be in manchester one day with a friend and he just saw phil ???? when we all saw you counting down the days to meeting each other online like WHAT

https://x.com/pinofdnp/status/1855973085771387187?s=46

tweet link (it's one of the infamous 'we met through a mutual friend' claims)

to be fair to them both, if the phandom wasn't as unhinged as it was (is) they could've gotten away with that lie. kind of. dan and phil are hardly pr experts but this isn't really too crazy a move, like yeah the people who know the truth will always know the truth but if you tell a lie enough times then in theory new fans, and people who just never looked into it, are gonna go with your version of events and not question it. the main issue for dan and phil specifically was that their fanbase was essentially built on and around speculation about their relationship and cataloguing any and all proof of it. new fans and casuals often believed the lie at first just because like, why wouldn't they, but the second they stepped foot into the phandom they obviously discovered the not-so-hidden truth, because you didn't have to be a shipper or be looking for Phan Proof in order to come across it, all you had to do is search dan and phil on literally any website with a prominent phannie presence

to their credit they seemed to realise it wasn't gonna work pretty quickly, they abandoned the 'mutual friend' story almost immediately it feels like. then they went with the 'yeah we met online but we met up to collaborate' angle but i kind of feel like they didn't go too hard on that one, probably because they had finally started to learn that Oh My God Say Less Please Say Less Always Say Less Stop Talking Jesus Christ. like by far the most damning part of the clip in the tweet is dan insisting on being like "a lot of people seem to think-" about the actual truth like girl why would you plant that idea in the heads of those who hadn't heard it before. just say you met through a mutual friend and move on like fbsdhjfbdjksf. also at that point they kinda didn't give a fuck anymore, by the time they gave that infamous editing tips interview in 2015 they had long since abandoned trying to convince anyone they didn't meet because dan was an amazingphil fan and desperately wanted to befriend him because of it. the only part they were trying to hide at that point i would say was the whole y'know, fucking and sucking of it all

this whole reply is way too rambly and idk if it makes sense but i guess my point is IF dan and phil had a more casual core viewerbase (and also didn't give up on the lie immediately. and dan was less blatantly defensive about it) they probably could have made it work in the long run, even with the amount of evidence against it. i would go as far as to say that if not every then at least nearly every single influencer/celebrity/public figure of any kind have readily available information about them out there that most people, even fans of theirs, don't know about literally just because they wouldn't think to search for it. like how often does a Major Scandal break about some celeb and some people in the comments are like yea this has been known since 2004 everyone just stopped talking about it, lmao. not that dnp being gay for each other is a scandal but you know what i mean

basically they started telling that lie just as their popularity skyrocketed and i guess the hope was that the massive influx of new people would allow them to rewrite history, but alas...

[reunitedinterlude]

lofi phantasy: the album

track 5: golden pig

[whoa-where-did-the-pancakes-go]

I FOUND IT

Does anybody know what video is the one where dan is outside some building and its like filmed through the door of the building behind him. He's texting phil and not getting a response. I saw like 10 seconds of it and now i need to watch the whole thing. Badly.

[manchesterau]

watch it be like the dan and phil finally tell the truth video where in the beginning dan says are we fucking and then they just never addressed it again in the video

[dnpbeats]

Wdym they almost moved to New York 💀

they talked about it during a stereo I think. iirc it was around the time that they started with the bbc, basically they had some offer from some other entertainment company in NY for a show or something and almost chose to do that which would've mean moving to nyc. let me see if I can go find where they talked about it. it was either a stereo or some "dan and Phil finally tell the truth"-esque video where they were revealing lore (but it wasn't actually dapfttt lol)