#Cucumber Mikey

[burritello3000]

Can we all just take a second to appreciate Cucumber Mikey 🥒🧡

[paintedkinzy-88]

Something’s Wrong: Mikey’s POV…

Mikey was unfortunately one of the last to notice — and even then, he doesn’t really think it’s anything super serious. He’s only worried that Leon might be a little self conscious about his hoard, especially if his dragon mind is incorrectly categorizing bats as the same as birds. He’d NEVER hear the end of it from Donnie, and that’s a very valid reason to be wary!

But, one of Mikey’s major goals in life is to make sure his family is happy and comfortable! Whether Leo is willing to talk about it now or not (though Dr. Feelings WILL get him to talk about it eventually, and that is a threat), he shouldn’t feel like he has to hide it!

Raph’s POV

Donnie’s POV

April’s POV

Masterpost

Only one more of this series… Who do you think is next? 👀

[randomrottmntscreenshots]

can we get some cute raph?

Ya

[iscreamkitty]

Crunch.mp3

[forgetful-nerd]

2012!Mikey: *groans in exaggerated agony as he leans on 2012! Leo*

2012!Leo: *pats Mikey’s head* what's wrong Mikey?

2012!Mikey: dude, I’m so hungry I’m fantasizing about food. I just spent like a hour chasing around a huge talking cucumber.

Rise! Mikey: *bursts in the room, out of breath, and dressed in his giant pickle costume with very clear bite marks in it* THAT WAS ME YOU A*SHOLE!

[risequotes]

Daily Rise Quotes: DAY 184

Donnie: Perfect positioning. Now, we wait.

(Mini-Episode - Cucumber-Mikey vs. Manticat)

[bambiraptorx]

It really feels like Draxum should have planned better…

How successful is he in getting the giant mutant toddler turtles to eat what they are supposed to eat? Toddlers and notoriously finicky and it’s not like there is a high chair in existence big enough to fit Raph.

Also, when does he realise they have human level intelligence rather than animal? What is it that tips him off?

Honestly, mutating the turtles probably worked way better than Draxum was expecting it to, which is why he didn't plan for this specific scenario. For example, if you look at the size of the mutation pods:

They're pretty small. Those pods are simply not big enough to hold person-sized mutants. So either the turtles were originally going to go from those pods to larger ones during the mutation process (which would imply he wanted mutants capable of fighting from the get-go), or Draxum intended for them to stay small (which would imply he intended to raise them as warriors). Whatever his original plan was, this mutation didn't follow it, and could, theoretically, therefore be considered a failure.

As far as feeding the turtles goes, it's probably helped out by the fact that at this point they're still eating more like turtles than actual toddlers. For the most part, he's been able to feed them a variety of vegetables and meats, with different ratios for different turtles. However, they will share or swap food with each other, so occasionally he has to separate them so they actually get all the nutrients they need.

Also, they vocalize when they exchange food.

This is one of the things that gives Draxum hope that they are indeed sentient, because they appear to have the capacity to use language, or at least communicate with sounds. As for what exactly tips him off, I'm hoping to make a comic on that soon.

Edit: Comic link here

[fanfluffl]

Beach day!!! Also nobody can tell me Casey jr. knows how to swim, after growing up in the literal apocalypse.

Meanwhile Splinter and Draxum:

Bonus Comic:

And a close up because it’s my favourite part :D

Also, Funfact: The first picture is one of my favourite drawings I’ve ever made because it combines three of my favourite things: (rise of the) teenage mutant ninja turtles, the ocean, and Sea cucumbers (and other echinoderms)!!!

[image description:

Picture 1: A digital drawing which is split in two halves: the bottom half is under the sea water the top is above. The the bottom of the drawing is the sea floor which is mainly sand with a few rocks. A few echinoderms (sea cucumber, sea urchins, sea stars, brittle stars) are sitting on the rocks. In the foreground is Mikey, who is looking at an orange-footed sea cucumber. The top half is the sea sea surface and the seven people (in order from left to right: Leo, Raph, Donnie, Casey jr., April, Sunita, Cassandra) who are swimming there. Leo, Raph and Donnie each have a swim tube. Donnies even has a inflatable palm tree attached to it. Casey jr. is holding on thighs to said tree. April and Cassandra are holding a shell, though Cassandra is rising hers high up. In the background is the sky with a few clouds.

Picture 2: Splinter and Barron Draxum are lieing on a sand beach surrounded by bags and beach towels. In between them is a parasol. In front of them is the ocean. In the background is a smal stone cliff with a forest on top.

Picture 3: A comic about Cassandra holding a shell flaming it’s the superior shell and than discovering that a hermit lives in side it.

Picture 4: A close up of the bottom half of the first picture.

ID end]

[scarytello]

Can you list the turtles between who is the nicest and gentlest during sex and which one will leave you unable to walk for a year? [Exaggerated, obvs]

(๑•̀���•́)و✧✧✧ ABSOLUTELY!!

First off: Raph is the gentlest top EVER. She's big and she knows it, so she's always super careful! She's also just generally super sweet and loving, and bless her heart but she is not good at being rough </3... She's just so scared of hurting you! (Even if you want that...lol) The epitome of a gentle giant. Even if you try to push her buttons, the most you'll get is some dirty talk and maaaybe degradation, but even then she'll apologize right after!

Second is Donnie! He's nervous, but if you push juuust the right buttons, he gets /mean/. It honestly depends on the day as well! He gets downright cruel as mating season approaches but during it? He's the softest, neediest little thing you've ever seen. Definitely more leaning towards a gentle dom, if you actually WANT him to dom that is (lol) Expect to be bitten a LOT though. Like, seriously. People will ask if you've been mauled by a bear, or a small feral animal. Have fun explaining!

Leo is a brat through and through. Top or bottom, dom or sub, doesn't matter. He's a tease with a downright /filthy/ mouth, and a masochist to boot. He loves being rough, and with how observant he is? Well, let's just say that jelly legs are a very, VERY common occurrence...And they can last /days/. He loves making you cry, and will be mean if you want him to. Not necessarily a brat tamer, because if he's paired with a bratty partner? Well... He's always been competitive! Seriously though. Leo lives between two extremes, and "mild" is NOT in his vocabulary.

Mikey is a sadist 1000%. His mystic powers frequently come into play in the bedroom, and even though he's small (in stature) he packs a PUNCH. Dr. Delicate Touch feels nothing, and if you're into that? Well, expect to feel like you've been steamrolled. He is mean, a tease, and if you rile him up he suddenly hasn't got a gentle bone left in his body. That doesn't mean he's /always/ rough, but he's definitely the type to make it so you can't walk for at least a /month/ (if that's what you want, of course). Even when bottoming, he's still in control. Definitely the hardest dom. Gird thy loins.

[inkykeiji]

forever pushing the mikey has a thick fucking cock agenda <3

so thick u can’t even fit ur whole palm around it <3 so thick it hurts EVERY SINGLE TIME he sinks into u or forces u to sit on it <3

[hellishgayliath]

my right arm feel like a limp noodle now

it stayed in a bent position for a good while from the arts i did today

i lay it down to rest

blehp

[riseepshowdown]

Always Be Brownies: April is struggling to sell cookies, so Splinter helps her using his J.I.T.S.U. method. But when the cookies start to sell, they encounter a dangerous gang of brownie sellers who are looking to take them out…permanently.

Cucumber-Mikey vs. Manticat: Donnie, filming on his channel Booty Shaker 9000, has Mikey dress up as a cucumber in an epic battle of cucumber versus Nubbins, Repo Mantis' vicious mutant cat!

[truffle-draws-turtles]

[before <-] Part #6.1 - to be continued... [next]

I had way too much fun drawing this...

Future Donnie, Leo, Raph and Mikey - bad timeline - time for an epic YouTube cucumber battle!

Series masterpost

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The krang next to the cucumber belongs to @idasomethinghem-blog (AMAZING CHARACTER DESIGNER GO AND FOLLOW THEM RN!)

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My nsfw Patreon

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Attention please 🔥

The turtles you find on my site are all aged up, unless they are turtle tots (obviously)

[randomrottmntscreenshots]

Could we have some front views of the turtles? With them either facing the camera or slightly turned?

Complete front-facing turtles are hard to find, but here are what I got:

[bullet-prooflove]

Good People: Carmen "Carmy" Berzatto x Reader

Tagging: @kmc1989 @wabi-sabi1090 @lostinwonderland314 @turtle-cant-communicate @fallout-girl219

Takes place after:

The Farm - Carmy recalls the day you met.

Prequel to:

Pears - It starts when Carmy makes an order he doesn't remember.

Mornings - Carmy sleeps better with you around.

Bubble - You have no idea that you saved Carmy's life.

Crazy, Stupid, Fucked Up World (NSFW) - Carmy tells you he lvoes you for the first time.

Everyone knows that Carmy has a thing for the farm girl. It’s the way his attention shifts when your name is mentioned, the fact it’s him signs for the orders and no one else. They watch as he asks about your day and raise their eyebrows when he stands there and actually listens.

“You may as well be giving her fuck me eyes.” Richie says as he tries to wrestle The Beef t-shirt onto an inflatable hotdog in Jimmy’s backyard.

The two of them are setting up for that ridiculous kid’s party, hoping to knock a couple of grand off the debt Mikey owed him.

“I don’t have fuck me eyes.” Carmy mutters, focusing on slicing the oranges for the homemade Ectoplasm he’s made because Unc’s kid is nuts about Ghostbusters.

“Oh you do. You fucking do.” Richie argues as he pulls out the duct tape. “It’s probably the reason we’re getting such a discount, she likes the way you shake that pasty white ass underneath that little apron of yours.”

“You’re a fucking asshole.” He snaps at Richie, launching a piece of fruit at the back of  Richie’s head. It smacks him right on the dome and the other man turns to face him furious.

“What the fuck is with you?” Richie retorts, throwing it back. “Last month you got the shit kicked out of you by a guy dressed like a carrot, now you’re whoring yourself out for cucumbers. You’ve got issues man, big ones.”

Carmen really has nothing to say to that because honestly if he had to whore himself out to keep this business going, he probably fucking would. That’s exactly where his self-respect is right now, rock fucking bottom. It’s the reason he’s out here in the fucking suburbs slinging gourmet hot dogs for little monsters have no fucking clue how the real world works.

“I hate you.” He tells Richie as he throws himself back into his work the same way he always does. “I fucking hate you.”

It’s an hour later that Richie does the uncharacteristic thing and apologizes. Carmy thinks it’s probably got something to do with the Xanex he took about an hour ago.

“I shouldn’t have said that about Alice.” Richie says, rubbing his palm over the back of his neck. “She’s good people.”  

“Yea she is.” Carmy responds as he starts to make up another hotdog. “She’s helping us out in a bind because she’s a good person. It’s got nothing to do with my ass.”

Richie tilts his head from side to side as he pulls the bottle of Xanax out of his coat pocket and spills another tablet into his palm.

“It’s a little to do with your ass.” Richie tells him as he takes the pill, washing it down with a cup of Ecto.

“What’s that supposed to mean?” Carmy asks as he puts the finishing touches on his masterpiece.

“It means for some fucked up reason she likes you.” Richie responds, shrugging his shoulders. “I don’t know why, you’re basically a fucking mop with eyes but she does and you should really do something about that.”

“Like what Richie?” Carmy retorts, turning to face him, his hands coming to rest on his hips. “I run a sandwich shop that’s failing so badly I had to pay for our meat order with change out the arcade machine thirty days ago, I’ve got jack shit to offer anyone right now.”

“I’m just saying you deserve to be happy.” Richie says as he leans back against the fold up table, the tension in his shoulders relaxing. “Mikey would have wanted you to be happy.”

Carmy doesn’t know what Mikey would have wanted because Mikey, he’s not hear to tell him.

“That second Xanex just kicked in didn’t it?” Carmy remarks, changing the subject and Richie exhales, nodding his head.

“Oh yea, big time. I don’t feel a fucking thing.”

It’s on the way home, that Carmy starts to think about what Richie said, about you, about being happy.

Sitting in those fields at your farm on his days off, shooting the shit with you. It’s the closest thing to contentment he’s felt in years. If he was a better man, someone less mentally ill, he’d consider pursuing it but honestly he’s a fucking mess. He wouldn’t wish himself on any woman especially you.

“You’re punking out aren’t you?” Richie says from the passenger seat as he watches the world go by outside.

“No.” Carmy says, his grip tightening on the steering wheel. “She just deserves better than an asshole like me.”

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[dysfunctional-doodle]

Headcanon #5: 2003 Leo still struggles with his depression post season 4

This is something I wanted to touch on in Too Many Turtles, but I’m a throw it here: Leo needs a break from being the eldest, dammit.

After season 4 and Leo’s whole depression arc, he isn’t magically recovered. He still has Bad Days ™️ where he becomes very depressed. Mikey, always observant to emotion, sees his brother try to hide this and instead sets aside the day for Leo to have a full spa treatment. Face masks, massage - it starts off jokingly but Mikey sees that Leo actually really needs this (and Raph is scarily skilled at giving massages).

Ok, so maybe Mikey eats the cucumber you are supposed to put over the eyes. But Leo sees the effort his family are doing for him and that matters the most. It isn’t just spa days, either. Mikey just knows when Leo is hurting and makes it his (and Raph and Donny’s) mission to dedicate the day to him. From watching bad soap opera marathons, to even just turtle piling in the pit, it becomes routine.