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neriyon · 1 year ago

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WoLs and FFXIV OCs

Hawu'li Puu • Keeper • 23 • he/him • WHM/SMN “Prelude in Violet” • Beloved main blorbo and the Warrior of Light. Cheerful, talkative catboy healer who loves food and the world. Wants to help everyone. Goodhearted but rather naiive. Bad with money. Will try to eat things not meant as food. Separation anxiety, cannot be left alone for too long. Part of a trio of co-WoLs who he met when first leaving Gridania. Gay and poly, usually shipped with various npcs. Server: Lich

Maito Tee • Raen • 19 • she/her • BLM “Of Stranger Shadow” • Oldest alt, originally made to be another WoL. Currently reclassified as a semi-retired Scion (she might be young but she’s way too tired of all this shit). Moody, introverted lizard girl who’s bad at expressing her emotions. Often comes across as rude or angry. Quick to resort to violence (“fire IV your way out of troubles”). Likes fancy desserts and soaking in hot springs. Currently taking time off to relax and spend time with family. Lesbian, not really shipped with anyone rn. Server: none

Yusui Kuura • Raen • 26 • he/him • AST “Finder of False Gods” • Maito’s older half-brother. Smug and provocative lizard with questionable morals who’s favorite way to pass time is to annoy others. Working in Glass Camellia - shop that’s antique store on paper but in reality sells various merc services for clients willing to spend the gil. Likes quality tea, peaches and strong reactions to his provocations. Rarely knows when to stop on time and ends up injured. Insomniac. Bi, possibly demiromantic - only shown romantic interest to his 2 childhood friends. Server: none

N'jinh Tia • Seeker • 27 • he/him • DRG/NIN “Imperial Nuisance” • Selfish, lazy cat who’s main talents are flirting and sweet talking. Prefers getting others to do things for him while napping in a nice spot, surrounded by expensive stuff given as gifts. Can’t swim, hates moogles. Mostly grew up in Garlemald. Worked as an imperial palace servant, sold bunch of secret info over to Eorzeans, got caught and had to run. Bi, no fixed ships currently. Server: Spriggan

Currently being reworked!

Naho Mewrilah • Keeper • 23 • she/her • DNC/BLM “Flamelady” • Selectively mute catgirl who likes dancing and performing. Bright, energetic and very free spirited. Grew up on a pirate ship, is currently travelling the land to see other cultures like her adventurer mother did before her. Great with animals. Scared of bugs. Friends with Maito. Bi, her relationship status is honestly a mystery. Server: Phoenix

Chiluku “Chili” Gharl • Xaela • ??? • he/him • DRK “Shadow of the Other” • Shy, anxious and clumsy max height au ra. Strong enough to carry huge sword around all day, but will accidentally knock over your flowerpot with his tail and then cry while repetedly saying sorry. Born as Kagon. Got kidnapped by garleans as a kid for having echo, devoleped “Sen” (Esteem) as a young adult and managed to fight his way out. Currently working as a bodyguard-for-hire in Glass Camellia. Bi, currently not dating anyone. Server: Moogle

Einn • Rava/Veena mix • ??? • he/him • RPR “Gatekeeper” • Viera who appeared from the forest during the events of Endwalker. Generally polite and princelike, but clearly avoids talking too much about his past. Sometimes gets strong personality shifts based on moon phase - he’ll get more aggressive, before dissapearing into the woods for a few days. During this time he’s known to cause trouble to anyone who dares enter “his” forest. Possibly tempered. Works as a gleaner post-EW. Gay, sometimes shipped with Erenville. Server: Twintania

Momoka “Momo” Komori • Raen(?) • ??? • they/them • SAM/NIN “Lullaby of a Departed Soul” • Mysterious nonbinary auri who pretty much counts as a cryptid. Appears randomly and leaves just as quick. Seems to have no loyalties towards any living being, though them appearing usually means there’s some ghost or demon involved. Part demon themself, often seen with huge white snake called “Emi”. Sexuality and relationship status are a mystery. Server: Twintania

Yulan Castalia • Veena • ??? • he/him • crafter/pictomancer "At Art's Horizon" • Introverted and a bit shy viera lad with a fondness for flowers, mammets and creating things. Mainly working as a goldsmith, but can do most crafting jobs - just don't ask him to cook. Likes to paint. Can't swim. Often hides when forced to talk to unfamiliar people. Temperamental and a bit of a tsundere. Gay, not shipped with anyone yet. Server: Zalera

Firn • Rava • few thousand years • he/him • Sword mage (pld x rdm) "Of Unbreakable Oath" • Cold, knightly viera with demeanor almost as icy as his namesake. Originally hailing from the Sixth, one of the rejoined shards, he is taken in to work with the ascians after the destruction of his home. Generally very aloof towards others, but for some reason seems to attract small animals. Fiercely loyal with a strong sense of personal moral code, he seems to now wander Eorzea in search of the reincarnation of a mysterious past charge, whom he seems to barely even remember. Server: Alpha

Edited 24/1: Added Firn and Yulan and marked N'jinh as under rework.

#ffxiv #ffxiv screenshots #neri's screens #literally the whole thing is also on the “wols” page but I wanted something that has clickable pics #also pls ignore that the screens are wildly different in quality #some of them are really old #and some have really ooc outfits

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airanke · 1 year ago

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How is our local cryptid Abiteth today? What is her flower of the day? How is she bothering dabi today? How is Dabi handling her silly goofy antics? How are the gremlins today?

Our local cryptid Abiteth is reminding me of the fact that she KNOWS that quirk awakenings are often triggered by near death experiences and she's carrying pieces of death caps and destroying angels with her just in case she needs to trigger an awakening (she trusts her body so so so SO much!!!!)

Her flower of the day is vervain and wolfsbane because I have had vampires and werewolves on the mind personally (because of VD and!! Monster AU planning).

Dabi has to deal with her INCESSANT need to be ALL OVER HIM when he is in her house, little heat seeker cryptid Abi power walking over to her own personal furnace, eyes intent and clearly on a MISSION. She's making that serious face a person makes when they have one goal in mind and they're going to achieve that goal at any cost.

His only choice is to let her cling to him, and it's fine because at least she has a naturally cooler body than most other people, so her clinging to him is also a bonus for HIM! She helps keep him cool. It's only a little annoying when she insists - INSISTS - that she sit on his lap cuz he can't hack that sometimes (drives him just a little bit crazy).

THE GREMLINS ARE HONESTLY GREMLIN-ING IN MY HEAD!!! THEY'RE BUILDING A NEST AND TAKING UP RESIDENCE IN MY CHEST!!!

#Ask Air #bless you rose #darling-starry-rose #I HOPE IT IS OKAY IF I CALL U ROSE #Dabiteth ask #I need to make a tag for asks for they now HAHA

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sztefa001 · 2 years ago

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I posted 41,917 times in 2022

That's 20,616 more posts than 2021!

57 posts created (0%)

41,860 posts reblogged (100%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@perytonpred

@gregurrito

@loki-n-thedoctor

@cicadas-epiphany

@cirilee

I tagged 8,103 of my posts in 2022

#important - 539 posts

#yes - 500 posts

#:0!! - 192 posts

#xd - 189 posts

#amazing - 122 posts

#sztefu talks - 106 posts

#cool - 90 posts

#for later - 86 posts

#aww! - 74 posts

#!!! - 73 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#for context: my parents were working their asses off all the time and didn't have time or strength to whip out a fancy dinner for 10 people

My Top Posts in 2022:

My boi StarShade, star seeker frametype by @dimorphodon-x. He's the smaller assassin type.

Gave up on trying to draw him properly so just went straight for the colors. Had no idea how to choose them so just used this palette generator. Might dull/darken the blue later but for now that's it.

More info below (not all that much, it's the first time I have name+design before story and background), cursed meme for those who manage to get till the end:

For now his story is kinda backwards - I know that eventually he ends up in a dance group Neon Shadows (based on groups like MPLUSPLUS or Light Balance, more on NS hopefully later) but before that happens I need to marinate him in some good 'ol character developing angst.

Ghost, shadow, phantom, cryptid, camo... many terms for just one guy with one neat outlier ability - super stealth. Combine it with being a massive fraggin liar and you get Starshade.

Idk yet who found and onlined him, what they needed him for and how he was trained. But I do know he lies amazingly and casually so much that not even a lie detector can get him. Because of that he gets tied up in the war as a spy. Doesn't matter for which side 'cuz then he becomes a double spy. Then triple and quadruple and and and in the end you don't know who's side he's really on.

He doesn't know either, nor does he care. All he cares about is himself and to steer all trouble away, to confuse others and manipulate the situation in such way that he's never the suspect.

At first he doesn't care how much chaos he causes as long as the consequences don't reach him. But after some decisions that fucked over some peeps he didn't want to get fucked over he does some thinking and decides to de-escalate conflicts instead of escalating them. Basically he figures he just wants the war to end now more than ever.

Because of his job he's a loner, which is a shame 'cuz he's very sociable and loves hanging out with others. And dancing. He loves music and dance. Sadly he can never be completely honest with others and never feels like he truly belongs to any group.

Eventually I want him to have a stealth car bf and also get him adopted by a flock of stealth seekers. And then join the Neon Shadows. Surely they won't regret taking in an ex-spy-but-acc-just-a-liar-coward-traitor. What can possibly go wrong? You can't tell me those golden eyes can lie. Surely his past won't come to bite him in the aft.

Ahem anyway...

His super stealth includes:

engine and ventilation are very quiet

colors can go from mostly gold/magenta to dark mode (pic above) and he prefers it that way

hard to detect by both cameras and radars

can be taken for freshly deceased even by a medic as his spark is harder to detect as well

naturally moves very quietly without even trying, may spook others by accident by just walking into a room without announcement

For now that's all, have a meme now:

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Abyss barely had his first flight lesson when his family had to run away and he got separated from them in the process. Luckilly Knight Strike found him and immediately adopted him.

Abby so tiny he still has some baby fuzz �� Striker will protecc.

Ocs belong to @president-alpine, au idea to @dimorphodon-x (thank you!!). Progress pics and more info under the cut <3

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Giving this guy his own post because drawing him was the most yolo decision and it even turned out quite decent despite me not even trying much lol

The brush pens were super cheap and the blue one was dying from the start so yeah, idk why I decided to draw him xD First thought was to draw him in his alt, just a flat triangle with some extras. And before I knew it I was drawing this instead.

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Ok so regarding this post:

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(tagging @cirilee @im-a-mint and @curious-sootball, thank for insppiration <3)

I didn't draw people interrupting him 'cuz the doorframe was already too small and doing everything anew would be too much effort so yeah. But anyway:

This is the best pic tbh, the further we go the less effort I put askdjfh

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My #1 post of 2022

@cirilee

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Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

Whoa, what a ride xD

#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #oof that tag #yea apparently my grandma was once disappointed my mom ''failed to make a proper xmas eve dinner''#aka one with whole 12 dishes for the whole family #ugh #anyway #such a fun year!#mostly tf and tf-oc themed I see xD

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whispering-jabberwocky · 1 year ago

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Oh baby, my time has come!

I'm actually a huge name nerd and most (not all) of my brainchildren have a very meaningful names. Let's start!

Samir Rihh

He is my dnd character: rogue/wizard air genasi. We play in an fantasy setting inspired by India, Africa and Middle East. He was inspired by the tale of Alibaba and Forty Thieves.

First of all, his surname is, I think, morroccan and it means "wind". I'm not 100% sure since it was a wild google search some time ago, and I can't find this page anymore.

His first name was given to him after his great grandmother - Samira, who loudly and proudly banged a djinn for money. The name actually has two meanings, depending on a country of origin. In India it would mean "a light breeze". In arabic countries it means "companion in evening talk". Both match him pretty well, especially after heartfelt conversation with Lia during night watch.

Now, before he was using his bithname, he used a lot of nicknames. Our dnd party met him under "Nine". It was simple, he only got nine fingers at the time. I really wanted to play with someone with a weird nickname then. After he get his missing finger back, he began colling himself "Spectre", because that is what Tanit, our necromancer and his best friend, was calling him, after their first meeting in the desert. She saved his life, as he was stumbled upon a caravan she was traveling with, almost bleeding to deat due to his famous finger getting chopped off. His other known nicknames include "Dragonfly" and "Blackbird". Granted, all of them sound different to us, since we play in Polish.

Lanaya

She was my first dnd character. A wood elf druid, who is secretly a werewolf.

I must say, I did not do her justice. I had trouble playing her properly as I never really get a good grip of who she is.

She was raised in a pretty hippie elven society, where there was a druid in every family. Everyone knew each other, so nobody bothered with surnames. Therefore she doesn't have one.

As for her name i ripped it of from Dragon Age Origins, but also kind of meaningfully. In the game, Lanaya was a First to the Keeper of the Dalish clan, that the Warden may recruit to stop the Blight. However, the Dalish currently have problem with werewolfs attacking their camp.

Mash

Mash is my sweet baby warforged warlock.

The thing is there are some gender shenaningans about them. As his owner never gave him a proper name and called them simply Machine (Maszyna in Polish), they were officialy refered to using feminine pronouns and conjugation (maszyna is a feminine noun in Polish). However, since Mash in a concious being and wishes to be his own person, he uses masculine pronouns and conjugation, while talking about himself. He also calls himself Mash, instead of Machine.

Honorable mention of my FFXIV babies:

- J'lico Khat: she is goooone, but au ras are prettier, what can I say? She was my main miqo'te girl from Seekers of the Sun. Her name was 100% lore friendly, but also a huge troll, as it was a sorta phonetic way to spell "Jellicle Cat". You know, like from Cats the musical? I started playing in pandemics and it was the last movie I saw in the cinema at the time.

- Suiren Aijiro: us what J'lico has become. Did I mentioned au ras are prettier? Anyway, it was a bit of a spontanious decision, but I needed a nice, old-timey japanese name. To be lore friendly! And there is a character named Suiren in a comic I am making with my sister. So I stoled it. From myself. I feel kinda weird about it tbh. Primarly I came upon it in a manga Hibi Chou Chou (this is not a recomendation, this shoujo is bland). It means "water lily". As for Aijiro i took it from list of traditional japanese coulors. This one is white with a hint of indigo.

-Soren Wolpertinger: my beautiful bunny boy. Ok, so Soren means "strict, severe" and that's not a vibe, but I adore the sound of it. And Wolpertinger is a german cryptid - a creature with rabbit head, squirrel body, deer antlers and wings of a pheasant.

Now, I don't really know who to tag, as Vio already tagged everyone I know, who would be intetested. So feel double tagged! Spill the beans!

OC name meanings tag!

Stealing from @albatris :3

Rules: Search and post the meaning of your OCs’ names (if you made their name up or they go by a nickname, post an explanation of how it came to you)! Bonus if you can find something for their last name too

Emerald "Emmy" Acero:

"So, uh. Don't think I ever got the chance to give you my name. It's Emerald—" "—Like the gemstone?" "-Yeah like the gemstone. You can just call me Emmy though. Everyone else does."

Emmy's first name is pretty self-explanatory. His last name, Acero, is Spanish for Steel. His father, Orion Acero, picked it out when transitioning as a way to distance himself from his dead identity and any ties to Emmy's other father (whom has no idea he even is a father). Therefore, once Emmy was born, it became his last name as well. The only thing Emmy has even been told about his other biological parent was that he is a 'deadbeat musician' and that Orion didn't want Emmy to end up going down the same path.

OOC, Emerald was an import of my D&D rogue, Immeral (Immi), when I was invited to my first VtM game and had trouble coming up with a character thanks to Long Covid brainfog. What started as a modern clone of an existing character ended up evolving into his own being and is hardly recognizable from his D&D origins. The most notably being Emmy is an absolute heart of gold, dumb of ass. And Immi is a Lawful Evil dumpster fire. Which brings us to...

Immeral Ethanasath:

The character that would become one of my most replayed and AU'd to death (quite literally in most of his games) was a last minute randomly generated lawful evil rogue as a loyal subordinate for my buddy CerberusKnight's Conquest Paladin, Ajexs. Everything from his appearance to his subclass was randomly assigned in a scramble to have the character ready for a D&D one-shot. I had so much fun playing him I put him in a longform campaign to determine his origin story. Then COVID absolutely bodied me in mid 2020 and left me with less than stellar focus or creative function. I stopped playing spellcasters altogether because I couldn't keep up with the complexity and found it hard to create even new martial classes that didnt feel like cardboard cutouts. So I played Immi again. And again.

As for how he got his nickname, English is not CerberusKnight's first language and he had a lot of trouble pronouncing Immeral, often adding a 'd' to the end and accidentally calling him 'Immerald'. So we made it canon that Immeral loves nicknames because Common is also not his first language, so he told the paladin Ajexs that he could just call him 'Immi' as long as Ajexs let him call him 'A.J.' in return.

So of course, you can see where once I imported him to a 'human' setting, 'Immeral' naturally became 'Emerald'. I've only just recently gotten into a place of recovery where I can create new characters again, but I've been playing iterations of this disaster since 2019 and he holds a special place in my heart.

And as far as I know, the name means absolutely nothing and in canon, Immi picked it out himself when he hit a century old, aka elf adulthood.

Javier Andres Peña:

Emmy remembers the little message he found once he was awake again. Scrawled on a sticky note and left stuck to his cracked phone screen: Don’t walk home by yourself anymore, okay? —Javier

Javier, the Spanish derivative of Xavier, means 'new house'. Andres is a derivative of Andrew, meaning 'manly' or 'warrior' (hilarious, considering this man is the walking personification of toxic masculinity). Peña originates from 'de la Peña' or 'by the cliffside' or 'by the rocks'

I can't take the credit for this one. Javier started as a backstory character for Emerald (the one responsibly for Emmy's turning, specifically) created by that game's Storyteller. However, the original version of that game flopped horribly and I left it after being treated quite poorly by the storyteller and one of their players. Myself and two other folks from the game liked our character interactions so much we decided to split off and keep running the game, set in a new city. And of course, Emerald ended up reaching out to his renegade ex to escape one court and arrive safely half a country away.

Javier's role ended up being upgraded from a backstory character to a proper NPC by @zeeseal, but while sorting out Javier and Emerald's history, Javier ended up becoming our shared brainchild. Our beautiful disaster son. And of course, Emmy endearingly refers to him as 'Javi'.

I finally got a chance to play Javier as a true PC when I was invited to a game set in 1982 Melbourne Australia, as Javier's backstory included being turned in the 1980s and it seemed fun to explore what he was like before he became jaded with his new lot in unlife as an eternal 20something. I often poke @zeeseal for her input on how our terrible terrible son would react to certain things for the first time and the game has been a blast so far. Especially being American and playing an American character stuck with no home and no money in Australia with other Australian players/PCs and Storyteller.

As for tags, I'm sniping @bludoods, @whispering-jabberwocky @mayaminamoto, @sayonaramidnight, @raceofhearts and @ichithecupcake.

(And anyone else who wants to do it)

#that was fun #i love an excuse to infodump about names #and ocs #oc meme #wol

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m-jelly · 2 years ago

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Listen 👀,

Date with Hange in the woods 👀

Hunting down Bigfoot 👀

Sexy Times 👀

We are out adventuring in the deep pine woods of a dangerous mountain range. Only the most experienced of hikers and campers are recommended, as the woods seemingly takes from those who enter. Whether it be missing gear, drops of blood from injuries, or the very lives of the thrill-seekers 👀

Hange and Reader go into these woods. There is the draw of natural beauty, but also the mystery of cryptids. Sightings of many litter these woods, including a strange human-sized moth, but the massive footprints of Bigfoot draw our dear couple in 👀

Loaded up in a caravan, they set up camp at the edge of the woods. It’s far too dangerous to bring the vehicle in further, so they set up cameras and motion detectors during the day and watch the feedback in the night. It’s all fun and games, with a playful atmosphere in the camp. Swooning over the love they have for each other, and the sheer joy of adventuring together like this, smexy times happen in the caravan one night 👀 Some fun, teasing, but loving sex that quite literally shakes the caravan in place (despite all those stabilizers they set up 👀) That particular night, the lovers receive a heart-pounding visitor in the campsite. Heavy footsteps, a raspy growl, a shaded figure passes by the windows. The two remain in the caravan, with Hange and Reader both braced to battle it out with the beast if need be. The caravan shifts as Bigfoot tries to find whatever prey made all that commotion from earlier. Eventually, after not hearing any noise, Bigfoot does wander away. Reader and Hange try to process what exactly just happened, before shakily laughing their nerves away by joking that this was quite the aftermath of sex.

WELL WELL WELL, who do we have HERE. Helloooo. So, cause there's a lot in the ask, I hope you don't mind but I won't do a full smut detail, BUT I will do some of it ehehe

Hunting your Local Legends

Pairing: Fem!Hange x Fem!Reader

Genre and tags: Modern AU, suggestive, smut, camping, bigfoot hunting, cute, fluff, horror, tattooed Hange.

Concept: You go camping with your long-time girlfriend Hange to film your youtube series, your next few episodes are on Bigfoot. You and Hange hunt down ghosts and Cryptids together and have a couple of million followers on Youtube! You film a few things together, go hunting and do a night hunt before going back to the caravan for the night. You two get cosy and close and begin to explore each other. After making love and you cuddle, you hear something outside. You huddle together and keep quiet as bigfoot stalks you both.

Hange tapped her thumbs against the wheel as you checked the map. She glanced over at you and smiled. "How we looking?"

You looked up. "Should be the next right."

"Got it!"

You grabbed the handle above your head as she whipped the car to the right. "Careful."

Hange grinned. "Sorry! I'm just so excited! We're finally going after bigfoot! Our Mothman hunt went so well."

You smiled softly at the holiday you had. "I loved that."

She carefully drove down the dirt path until there was a little clearing. She pulled up and sighed. "Well, here we are."

You climbed out and looked at the tall and imposing trees. You smiled as the light summer breeze pushed and pulled at the leaves and branches. The sun fought the canopy and just about filtered through to light up where you were going to camp.

You turned to the caravan to see your girlfriend setting up the place slowly to make sure it was secure. You climbed into the caravan and grabbed the outdoor gear. You set up the gazebo tent and put a sitting area under it.

Hange made a bonfire in a safe pit before she grabbed the cameras to monitor the camp and the area around the camp. You helped her out but putting out trail cameras. The last things you put out were little lights to keep the place softly lit while you worked.

You both packed your backpacks with food, water and bigfoot hunting things. You also made sure you had forensic gathering items so Hange could test it all when you got home. You picked a camera and a few spare batteries. You put a mic on Hange, checked the battery and then did your own.

Hange grinned. "Ready?"

You nodded. "I'll get some B-roll."

"Awesome! I will figure out my intro."

You smiled and started getting some cinematic videos of the camp, the woods and the canopy above. You walked with Hange and went to a nice spot with a river flowing behind her and a massive thick tree. You filmed her doing her intro along with her normal stuff. She gave a rundown of what bigfoot was as well.

Hange held your hand and walked with you for a while. "We'll record some voiceovers later in our soundproof area."

"Awesome."

She smiled softly. "Can we stop?"

You nodded and turned to her. "You want me to film more?"

She tugged you so you bumped against her chest. She leaned down and kissed you as she squeezed your hand. "I love you."

You blushed hard at your girlfriend's words. "I love you too."

She cupped your face and tilted your head back. She leaned back down and bit your bottom lip. "Dangerous out here."

You giggled. "Because of you?"

"Yes."

You ran your hands up her waist and hummed at how soft she was. "Well, maybe I'm the dangerous thing?"

Hange faked a gasp of horror. "Someone, help me."

Your playful laughs drifted through the forest and joined the joyful songs of birds. You both shared a passionate kiss as the sun shined above and reached its highest peak. You both shared a gentle moment together before venturing off.

You filmed a few more things and even let Hange film you until you decided to sit and have lunch. You enjoyed the warmth of the sun, the scent of pine, the creaking of the trees and the distant rushing of water.

Hange opened her bag and started putting up cameras and trail cams in key spots. You both walked the trail and looked for any evidence possible as you filmed a few things. When it started to get late, you turned and went back.

You packed your things away and let out a long sigh. "I'll start dinner. Do you want to record some voiceovers?"

Hange gave you a long kiss. "Now I will. Love you."

"Love you always."

You hummed a song to yourself as you started making dinner for yourself and Hange. You felt so happy and in love with her. She made you feel like the most beautiful person in the world. Hange was so smart and she was your everything. You loved these adventures and your hunting show.

You felt a shiver run through you and a strong weight on you. Your fight or flight response kicked in and you didn't know why. You froze for a moment before flicking your gaze up and staring into the woods that was softly lit with the setting sun. You looked around at the woods that wrapped around your camping spot.

"Babe?"

You jumped at Hange's voice. "What?"

Hange grinned at you. "Not like you to get spooked. You okay?"

You nodded. "Yeah, I just..." You looked back out at the woods and felt your body relax. "My fight or flight response kicked in for a moment, but it's gone now."

Hange stared out at the woods. "So, you think you were being watched?"

"Maybe."

She hummed in thought. "We'll be careful."

You picked up the tray of food. "Shall we go inside or sit out here?"

"Do you feel safe enough out here?"

You nibbled your lip. "Um..."

She smiled softly and took the tray. "Inside. Go inside and grab a drink, okay?"

You nodded and hurried inside the caravan. You grabbed two cold fizzy drinks and sat at the table. "Thanks."

Hange sat next to you. "Your safety and comfort are my priority." He kissed your neck making you hum. "Always are and will be."

You hummed a laugh and ate your dinner. You placed your hand on Hange's thigh and squeezed. You smiled a little when she hummed in response. He moved your hand up and more to the inside making her sigh.

Hange downed her drink and hummed a laugh. "If you're starting something, you better finish."

You smiled at her and moved your hand up further. "You know me, Hange, I always do." You ran your lips over her neck making her gasp at the teasing. "Can I touch you?"

She nodded and parted her legs in response. "Please do."

You popped the button on her shorts and dragged the zip down. You pushed your hand down and dragged your hand up and down the outside of her underwear. You smiled when you felt how she was soaked already.

You bit her earlobe. "Have you been thinking about me all day?"

She shivered at your touch. "Always. You know how much I love you and your body."

You tilted your head and smiled teasingly at her. "What a good girl you are."

Hange lifted her hips to your touch. "Only for you. Now give me a kiss."

You gasped and faked shock. "So demanding."

"Only with you."

You cupped the back of her neck and pressed your lips against hers. You smiled at how eager she was at kissing you back. You dragged your hand up and pushed it down into her underwear. You enjoyed how soft her pubic hair was against your fingers. You loved this woman's body, it was a walking piece of art.

You kissed along her jawline and adored her tanned skin with your loving lips. You curled and uncurled your fingers against her slit and felt her coat you in her sweet honey. You nipped her neck and sucked on her skin as you soaked your fingers on her.

You moaned against her ear as you shifted. "Hange, you feel incredible. You're so hot and wet."

She hummed a laugh as she moved her hips to your touch. She reached over and cupped your breast. She pinched your nipple and smiled at your mewl. "Says my lover with hard nipples."

You grabbed her chin and crashed your lips against hers as you moved your fingers to her clit. You stood up and straddled her as you kept kissing her.

You smiled against her lips. "Always challenging me."

"You'd be worried if I didn't, like I'd be worried if you didn't challenge me."

You hummed a laugh. "You're right." You pushed her shirt up and above her breasts. You smiled at seeing her tattoos and soft skin. "You are so beautiful."

She pulled her shirt off and tossed it. She unclipped her bra and ripped it off her body. She moaned your name. "Touch me more. My body burns for you."

You moved your fingers up to her clit and rolled the sensitive bean under your fingers. "I'll touch you as much as you like." You ran your hand up her body to cup her breast. You massaged her and ran your thumb over her peak and watched as her nipples became hard. "Stunning."

She panted and hummed your name to you. She reached up and touched her other breast. "You feel so good. You know just where to touch me."

You pinched her nipple making her whimper and shiver under your touch. "I know your body. I know you because I love you." You leaned closer and kissed her. "I'd love for you to sit on my face later."

She hummed in response. "Yes, only if I get to eat you."

"Promise." You smiled against her lips before kissing her again. You pushed your tongue into her mouth and moved with her. You moved with her in a gentle loving dance. "I love you."

Hange moved her hips to your touch as she felt her coil tighten due to your talented touch. You always set her skin on fire. You played her body like she was an instrument and you were a talented musician. She gripped your back and whimpered to you asking for more.

You pushed your hand down and plunged your fingers deep into her. You smiled into the kiss as she moaned in response. You moved your thumb against her clit as you massaged her pussy walls. You parted your fingers and closed them a few times before rubbing inside her right where she needed it.

Hange pulled from your lips and leaned her head back as she panted. "Fuck." She furrowed her brows as she moved her hips to your touch. "Ah! Mm!"

You dove for her neck and bit. You sucked making her tanned skin blossom in colour. You dragged your tongue up her neck and enjoyed the feeling of her moans against your tongue. You showered her neck and face in loving kisses as you moved your fingers faster.

You kissed her ear. "Cum for me. I want to feel you cum on my fingers."

Hange gripped your arm as she wiggled at the build-up. She moaned your name when the rush surged through her. "Ah! Yes!" She panted and hummed a laugh. "Mm, so good." She rolled her hips against your hand so she could ride out her orgasm. She moved her head and looked you in the eyes. "You always know how to shut me up."

You pulled your hand from her and giggled. "Talent." You licked your fingers clean and moaned at her taste. "You only have yourself to blame though. You're so wonderful that I can't help myself."

She smiled at you. "You know what's coming next, don't you?"

You nibbled your lip as you felt a tingle inside you. "Yes."

She moved the plates on the table out of the way before lifting you up and sitting you on the table. "You've been waiting like a good girl. I bet you're soaking wet."

You wiggled your shorts off and underwear. "Why don't you check for yourself?"

She took your underwear and dropped your shorts. She moved your underwear in her hands to see it was wet. "You must be dying for my touch."

"Always am."

She pulled your legs apart slowly and let out a deep feral moan as she gazed at your slit and the honey that leaked from you. She let out a long happy sigh. "Look at you. You have such a pretty pussy. I love looking at it."

You giggled and put a leg over her shoulder. "If you like the look of it so much, then maybe you should come here and take a closer look."

She moved her chair closer and sighed in happiness. "So wonderful." She parted your lips and looked at your hole to see it pulsing and squeezing in need. She looked up at your clit and admired how plump it was. "I love your pussy so much. It's always the most delectable meal."

You pushed your fingers into her wild brown hair. "I feel the same way about yours."

She leaned closer and dragged her tongue up from your pussy to your clit. She moaned at your cum covering her tongue. She lapped her tongue against you before slinging both your legs over her shoulders. She gripped your thighs and dove for your pussy.

You threw your head back as your lover sucked on your clit and moved her tongue against you. You pressed her face closer just the way she liked it and began riding her face. You moved your hips against her and panted in delight as the burn of pleasure pulsed through you.

You pressed your thighs against her head as she moved her tongue fast against you. Your legs shook as you felt your orgasm rushing towards you and fast. You leaned back and bumped against the curtain-covered window. You bucked against Hange's face in delight.

Tears filled your eyes as you felt pleasure take over. You moaned and panted loudly. You drooled a little as you felt the urge to cum. You wiggled under Hange's touch, but she gripped you hard and kept you in place.

You slapped your hand on the table as your other grabbed a fist full of your shirt. You whimpered. "H-Hange. I'm...mm!"

Hange looked up at you as you came hard against her tongue. She lapped up your cum as your legs shook and twitched. She pulled back and licked her lips. "You're so incredible when you cum."

You ruffled your hair and sighed. "Thank you."

She leaned on your thighs and smiled at you. "Want me to sit on your face?"

You growled at the thought. "You fucking know it."

She stood up and pulled you to your feet. She pressed her lips against yours and guided you to the bed in the back. "I brought some toys as well. Wanna use the double-ended vibrator?"

You nodded. "The strap-on too."

She pushed you down on the bed and hummed a laugh. "I love the way you wear that. You're so good with your hips."

You smirked up at her. "Thank you. Now, your seat awaits."

She took her shorts and underwear off before shuffling up the bed. She parted herself so you could look up and see her pussy. "Like the view?"

You moaned. "I fucking love the view."

You and Hange explored each other all night long and made the caravan shake. When you were both exhausted, you lay naked together on the bed. Hange had her head on your chest as you held her close and played with her hair.

Hange let out a long sigh as she relaxed. Her body clenched up as the feeling you had earlier now filled her. She hurried to the lights and turned them off before backing up towards you.

You woke up when you felt the tension and your lover was in danger. You sat up and frowned. "Hange?"

She hushed you and whispered. "Something is coming."

You got out of bed and yanked on your underwear. You clipped your bra on and dragged a shirt on. You moved to the window and pulled back the curtain only a tiny bit and looked out. You watched the shadows.

Hange put on pants and a top before running over to you. "Babe, careful."

"I'm just looking."

"You see anything?"

You shook your head and looked at her. "No." You stared at her for a moment. "Are you not wearing a bra?"

She stared back at you in the dark. "No..."

"I think bigfoot would like your tits swinging when we run."

Hange laughed. "You're right."

You looked back out and thought you saw something moving. You flinched when a soft ping went off on your laptop. "Motion sensor. Cameras have been activated."

Hange hurried over and looked. "Oh...oh it's big."

You opened the closet and grabbed the dart gun. "I can make him sleep if I need to."

"I don't want you to risk anything."

You walked over and kissed her. "I won't. I promise."

She sighed. "Alright. I know I'm excited about these things and researching them, but they're dangerous."

You hummed in response. "You're right." You grabbed Hange and yanked her behind you when you heard a growl like nothing you'd heard before, then heavy thuds of feet move around your camp. "Keep quiet."

Hange blushed at you protecting her. "Okay."

You moved her to the bed. "Sit."

She sat in the middle of the bed and watched you move to the door and point the gun. "Babe?"

You glanced over at her. "I've got this."

You gripped the gun and double checked the door was locked. You moved back when the footsteps got closer to the door. You watched the door push towards you, then back as if someone was pressing against the door to test it.

You held your breath as they walked away. You clenched your jaw as trees snapped and whatever it was grunted and growled. You shivered as it banged things together, as if it was making a signal to others in the area.

You sat down and kept the gun pointed at the door. You didn't move from your spot even when the footsteps and noises drifted off into the distance and were long gone. You didn't move even when the sun began to rise and heat up the caravan.

"Babe?"

You jumped at Hange's voice. You looked over at her to see she was crouched at your side. "Sorry, I was so focused on protecting you."

"You should sleep."

You hummed. "I'm a bit hungry."

She stood up and unlocked the front door. "Let's see what the damage is out there." She climbed out to see your things had been moved around, trees were broken, a trail cam had been ripped down and there were footsteps in the dirt. "So much evidence!"

You laughed. "You're right."

She turned to you with pure delight in her eyes. "Bigfoot!"

You smiled back and fell in love with her all over again. "Yeah hon, bigfoot."

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celestialmango · 2 years ago

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Mmm so I'm going to list all the daycare treats AUs that have yet to be written on the main list rn

Owl moon and zoo keeper reader(currently writing)

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Island harpy boys and borrow reader

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Animal crossing au Sun and moon

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Vore rpg boss Sun and Moondrop

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Bad end, slightly melted and malfunctioning Moon and kidnapped (not by him) reader(I made the note of horror for this one)

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Borrow reader and Moon with Tom and Jerry high jinks

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Dragons sun and moon with royal not yet ruler reader who doesn't want to marry(I found the gender neutral term is princette)

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Alien creature/cryptid sun and moon

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The alraune Sun and Moon (hehe it rhymes)

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Oh no I've been shrunk reader with Sun and Moon

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Slime Sun which is the prequel to meeting slime Moon which will be another chapter (slime rancher au)

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Another pirate sun and moon but reader is not a mer.(I put this on the list way before mermay )

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A slasher au(so like horror movie monsters that pick off people one by one till reader is left and instead of getting killed reader gets nommed)

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Monster in the closet au because the person you bought the house from didn't tell you just why it was so cheap.

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Another rpg au with accidental noms.

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Transformers Sun and Moon(spark twins/seekers)

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Giant sun and moon in the pizza plex.

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Mimic Moon who pretends to be a bed.

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Shoulder Angel and devil sun and moon where when you listen to one it causes them to grow, you think they aren't real till they get big enough to nom you and if nommed you kinda vanish because you're the only one who can see them

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Witch in training, accidental summon of new to being summoned sun and experienced moon who was supposed to supervise him.

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Drider Sun and Moon

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Friendly and jingly spirit orb sun and moon that have you help gather their pieces up so they can be whole again (dunno where I was going with that)

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The Glitchdrop arcade machine thing

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Ancient evil Moon who's trapped in a tomb and you get teleported into his stomach by a booby-trap, you suggest he teleports/lets you out and you can unseal him, he feels dumb because he's never thought about doing that with the people who ended up teleported into his stomach previously.

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Basically you release ancient unspeakable evil then he noms you again because while he agreed to let you out he never agreed that he wouldn't eat you again. Thinks you freaking out is funny and but isn't actually going to hurt you because the few days you were trapped together he grew to like you.

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Frog Moon and salamander Sun with fairy reader

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KH au with heartless Sun and Moon that kinda act like the nice mushroom heartless that play charades and give you things with reader as a key blade wielder and them hanging around you and cannibalizing other heartless makes them evolve and grow, they learn spells and help you out as back up, then they finally turn into ten foot tall boss heartless and stop eating other heartless but continue to act as support for you.

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Sun noodle and Moon Noodle's big Noodle brother Eclipse with reader who Sun found in previous noodley boys chapter

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Haunted house, reader (who's a sensitive) gives the spooks(who are demons) stuff and treats them like spooky roommates

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The siren heads sun and moon.

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Virus Eclipse who's a third ai in sun and moon's body (created by the virus) who becomes obsessed with lead staff bot reader(who's got legs instead of wheels) and wants to nom cute staff bot and never let cute staff bot (you) go, can't take control (yet) but gets Moon to chase you sometimes.

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Another monster in the closet au but with a frightened child reader(platonic of course because otherwise I would refuse to write it because ew)

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Yet another cryptid sun and moon but Sun is a bee and moon is a moth.

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Giant sun and moon(gonna put this in a fantasy setting) but Moon tries to get reader into a false sense of security so he can eat them but Sun unknowingly saves them because he thinks they're a new friend his brother made and wants to get to know too.

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Cat Moon with pet mouse reader who escaped from previous home owner and has been living in the walls ever since

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The artic mer thing

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Borrow reader who was caught in a mouse trap and found by moon

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fairy reader who's being hunted for their wing with one of the boys(between Sun Moon and Eclipse) as a forest creature that hide/rescues reader via noms.

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The arcade machine sun and moon mentioned earlier.

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Cursed doll sequel where Moon trains Sun in the art of safe noms.

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Another dragon Sun and Moon but they're injured and reader heals them but they continue to act injured because just so they can see reader who's trying to keep them secret from their town, town finds out and attacks reader one of the boys noms reader(fear play) then later the other one gets to nom reader (comfort)

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After fire Eclipse who was created by Sun and Moon chips melting together and entangled their code to survive (they can be separated again with a bit of work) comfort noms reader who ended up in ruined plex and couldn't find their way out. Eclipse noms due to acting on both sun and moon's whims, Sun's being 'comfort....friend?' and Moon's being ' INTRUDER! Eat the human' which translates to Eclipse to nom and comfort human.

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Hypno Moon, you and a bunch of other adults decide to explore burned and abandoned plex, moon still has the virus, spots you, decides to eat you, hypnotizes you telling you to give in to it and gives you praises as you fall under his control, noms slowly because you are unable to fight back, lets the hypnosis go after he's back in his hideaway, Moon got separated from Sun during the fire, became lonely and a bit more unhinged so nommed you because lonely but also because he thought you looked small enough for him to be able to nom you.

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Got a deathclaw experiment sun and moon with doctor reader who grew up in a vault then got kick out. Sun and Moon were last surviving deathclaws, are everything except each other to survive, reader finds vault they're in, Sun chases them out because food, Moon following after then they see the door was finally opened. Less thinking reader food and more curious now because they can find other things to eat now.

Both catch up to reader, see another deathclaw about to kill reader, sun attack other deathclaw while Moon kinda almost lays down on reader, is guarding reader. They eat the other deathclaw, reader is in shock, boys finish, reader thinks they're gonna get eaten for real when Moon picks them up but boys are grateful reader freed them but they're arguing about who gets to pouch you first, Moon noms you during argument, you freak out cause you got ate.

That's it for the main list, now for the mermay prompts that I was unable to write during mermay

We have

Betta fish reader who Sun and Moon steal from the closing down aquarium in the plex because of reader being the only thing alive and still fighting to survive despite their terrible living conditions

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Tiny Child mer reader, with shark Sun and Moon ("Moony's a baby eater!")

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Jellyfish sun and moon(which again, gotta rework the plot on that one)

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Bioluminescent Cleaner fish reader with shark twins who watch you during your off time when you hum and 'dance' in soothing patterns to entertain yourself, they think they're sneaky and you haven't noticed them, you have and just think they're too shy to ask you for help with parasites and such.

Boys are hiding because they don't want to scare the cute fish. Sun's and Moon's shark species in this one imprint on a single prey and their bodies will see that prey as a part of themselves and cover said prey with protective secretions in their throat that will sink into prey's skin making shark unable to digest prey as they're moved into a sack of sorts that's opening is attached to the side of said sharks stomach.

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The stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft reader who gets nommed by Moon, who gets told on by Sun to Eclipse who then noms moon cause Moon didn't want to share or spit reader up

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Deepsea diver reader with Glitchdrop mer.

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Tiny reader with anxiety that can't rest till they're hidden(Moon noms for sure,)

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Reader used as bait and rescued by mer sun and moon

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And finally, the siren sun & moon with sailer/deckhand reader(who they are attempting to court without using their voices so reader knows their intentions are pure but doesn't really realize that they are being courted by the two) romance

#mango speaks #mango updates #☀️🍬🌕#the daycare treats planned to write prompt list shows itself!

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mellowheartthecat · 2 years ago

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Maddening Mission Chapter 1

Writing is already hard, but its even harder if you’re writing with OCs you made and you feel embarrassed bout it cause you feel its cringe yes i know cringe culture is dead but i still feel it ok. Its even worse when you’re having them go to a person who you really don’t know’s au.

Yeah, anyway this takes place in @coolfireguy73 ‘s monster/cryptid tf2 au. After I read through the info I immediately thought of a gag and immediately got the motivation to make this. Check out my sideblog if you want more info on my OCs and the world they come from.

Silence.

That is what Beastmaster imagined the others would hear. She sometimes wished it was the same for her. However, her brain doesn’t filter out sound, so she hears it all. The blowing of the air conditioner. The tap-taps of Seeker playing his gameboy. The subtle creek of the pilots chair as Bomber relaxes into the seat. She sighed and put on her noise protection headphones.

Sometimes she wished they could play music, but alas they only block out sound. She doesn’t like when she’s alone with her thoughts, as they tend to wander to dark places. She wondered why Tank, the leader of her group of mercenaries, split the team in two this time, and especially wondered why she was put in charge. Oh well, she thought. I might as well do what I am asked to. She knew she wasn’t a good leader, history proved that, but she’d at least try. She relaxed on the chair. She rechecked the mission’s vague description on her coms watch.

HELP WANTED: Monsters lurk in this city. I’m one of the few survivors. Help me turn them back.

She still did not understand what it meant. It would be a bit before this little ship could reach the universe of the mission. She rechecked the supplies she brought. Binoculars, 6 Healer’s Brew, a couple energy tonics for herself, a canister of water, and a ferro rod. She really hoped that this would be one of those easy missions.

How wrong she was.

They got to their destination. Even seeing the place through the windshield visibly unnerved the other two. Seeker was the one to break the silence.

“Bloody hell, what happened...” Nobody could answer. The poster of the job did warn about this, but reading and seeing are two different things.

Bomber landed the ship in an abandoned parking lot. The other two were a bit hesitant to open the hatch. Beastmaster sighed and opened it up and stepped outside. The other two followed.

“So,” she spoke up. “How are we going to find our client?” The other two shrugged, looking tense. Beastmaster grumbled. “Alimsalla’s sake, you are mercenaries! You kill for a living! Pull your shit together!”

“We know that!” Bomber protested. “But this place, it feels like a graveyard. Something’s horribly wrong happened here. There’s so many souls not put to rest.” Bomber has a special gift that allows him to hear and communicate with spirits. He’d said in the past that he wouldn’t be exploding things if he didn’t have that gift. Beastmaster grunted.

“Do not act like you are a saint that cares.” She paused long enough for Seeker to add commentary.

“Yeah, mate, why would you even mention that, you blow people up for a living. But, eh, looking at this place, I can’t exactly blame him. Honestly, yeah, I feel the same. You think Tank would be too mad if we just cancelled the mission?”

“No, we are not doing that.” Beastmaster sighed. “Besides, we are far from normal, we do dangerous jobs like this often. You would not be complaining if Tank was in charge. Calm yourself.” She held out her hand and summoned her trusty bird named Turkey. Nearly everyone from her multiverse has a soul animal that they can summon at will and at any size, in exchange for their energy. Without Turkey and her other creatures, she would not be here. Turkey looks around suspiciously.

“Lads.” Seeker’s panicked tone stopped them in their tracks. “We got company.” They turned to where he was facing. In the distance there was a man in a suit, ominously watching them. The three mercenaries drew their weapons; Beastmaster drew her shortsword, Bomber grabbed a grenade, and Seeker grabbed a knife. “I don’t think he’s a friend.”

“We will never know unless we communicate.” Beastmaster cautiously began approaching. “Do you happen to be our client?” The man simply stood there, staring at her. When she got close enough to see that in his eyes was nothing but a black void she knew that this wasn’t their client, this is one of the monsters the client warned about in their request. Clones of the man start pouring out of every tree, alley, anywhere with cover. Beastmaster quickly sidestepped back to get to the group. She estimated there was around 40 of them. “It was a trap! There is no hesitating now, everyone for themselves!”

She sheathes her blade and quickly jumped on Turkey and took to the skies, while Bomber chugged the grenade and dove behind a barricade. Seeker pulled out another knife for his other hand and ran around, piercing each clone’s gut as he passed. Beastmaster summoned a long crab with an arm cannon, and held it like a rocket launcher. She muttered some Arkarian and it fired a shot of concentrated water, dissipating many of the clones. However, more clones just kept coming, replacing the ones they killed. They all knew they couldn’t win. Without a word, she flew the bird down and landed behind the barricade with Bomber.

“We must get out of here. Get on my bird, it will go get Seeker. Help him on, then it will come back for me.” She muttered some more Arkarian and the crab she was holding fired another water shot.

“Are you sure? I don’t even know how to ride that thing!” Bomber pulled the pin and chucked another grenade.

“Yes I'm sure. Now hurry! There's not much time. I'll hold them off for as long as I can.” The crab fired another water shot.

“Okay, okay.” He chucks a final gernade and heads over to her bird. “Uh, c’mon birdie, lets get moving.” The bird grunted as he clumsily got on. Her bird took to the skies and left her there. Now is the time to truly give it her all. She put the crab down on the barrier and instructed it to keep firing. She knew it would take a minimum of around 30 seconds to get the two and head back to her, she had to hold them off. She summoned a beast that resembles a large mole and instructed it to attack as she pulled her blade and sliced at some clones herself. Even with all of this, she knew they were closing in. She looked over and saw Seeker getting on Turkey. She summoned a horse-deer hybrid while desummoning the crab and the mole. She quickly got on and rode through a gap between the clones, kicking off a couple that stubbornly held on. She whistled loudly to alert Turkey, who flew to be alongside her. She desummoned the horse as she leaped off and grabbed onto her bird’s talons. As they flew away, she looked back and saw the creature disguised as a man staring back.

They landed near the outskirts of a forest. Beastmaster desummoned Turkey. They sat there for what felt like an eternity, at a loss of words.

“So uh...” Seeker broke the silence. “You mates got any idea what the FUCK just happened??” Beastmaster shrugged in response.

“I am not sure. I have never seen anything like it.” She felt a little lightheaded. Drat, she thought. I used too much energy. Summoning her beasts, or Soul Creatures as they are actually called, uses the body’s own energy. It even costs a small amount of energy for them to even move, let alone fire blasts of ‘water’. Naturally, having several out to fight was quite draining. She reached into her bag to get an energy tonic.

“We’ve all never seen anything like it.” Bomber laid down a few moments after saying that. “I’m going to need a bit, I’m not used to riding on a bird...”

“I am glad that at least the nervousness went away as soon at the fight started.” The woman chuckled, then downed the tonic.

“‘Course it did,” Seeker responded. “We know where the bloody enemy is, we can bloody do what we do best.” He stabbed the air with the two knifes he was holding onto for dear life the whole flight there. Then he stopped and thought about something. “...Hang on. Just bloody realized something. How the hell are we gonna beat them if we can’t kill them?” They all think for a bit.

“Well,” Bomber pipes up. “Maybe they can be bargained with?” Beastmaster shrugs.

“Perhaps some, but not all. I have just realized something.” The other two turned to listen. “While there was not much emotion in the eyes of that thing, I could tell at least this; he was not killing us for no reason. He was acting like an intelligent wild animal. We were its prey.” She paused. “And since they act like wild creatures, the best way to earn their trust is through their stomach. Especially for the ones that are not competing as well for resources.”

“Er...” Seeker did not seem convinced. “Are you seriously saying that we tame them like bloody dogs??” Beastmaster sighed as she stood up.

“I truly wish it was that easy.” She put the empty tonic away and tossed Seeker the ferro rod. “Get a fire started. I will go get something for us to eat.”

“You sure?” Bomber looked around. “We’re out in the open.”

“Yes I am sure.” Do not move too far. If you need me contact me via your coms watch.” She headed into the depths of the forest.

The forest was eerily silent. Every animal in it ran at the slightest sound. She knew something was not right. She took a deep breath and let her ears guide her. She did not hear any large animals, she would have to settle with something small like a rabbit or a squirrel. Which would be fine with her, since the others would not even touch the organs with a 10 foot pole. She chuckled internally. She heard the light crunch of leaves in the distance. Sounded like something big. Maybe they will have deer tonight. Wait, no, not a deer. It only has two legs... And it’s approaching.

She realized she was not the only one hunting in that forest that night.

“Man, how long is she gonna take?” Seeker, who was sitting on his ass doing nothing, grumbled out loud. Bomber sighed.

“She just went in there 15 minutes ago. Can you be patient for once?”

“Hell no. I’m the fast one in the bloody team, I gotta get things done fast, y’know?” He pulled out one of his many knifes and flipped it around. Bomber dropped the twigs he was gathering in front of him.

“Light a fire, will you?” Seeker nodded.

“Yeah, sure.” He scraped the ferro rod with a knife and lit the twigs up. “So uh, what the bloody hell was up with that guy?” Bomber sat down and shrugged.

“No clue. And, uh, being honest, I didn’t really get what Beastmaster was going on about either.” Seeker got up.

“Bloody right. Some sort of animal? No bloody way. He was more like a bloody zombie, he was all like ‘araraugghh let me kill you i want to eat your corpse’“ He fake stumbled over to Bomber and fake attacked him, acting like a zombie. Bomber chuckled and pushed him back with one hand.

Then they heard a gunshot in the distance. A bullet lodged itself in the ground about a foot to the right of them. They looked at the bullet hole.

“Uh oh.” Seeker spoke the mind of the duo.

--END OF CHAPTER--

Finally, done with this. This story has been sitting in my drafts for like over a month now, i’ve just been forgettin about it. Anyway, I dunno when I’ll make chapter 2.

And before you ask no i will probably not finish my other fic until deltarune chapter 3 comes out and reignites my interest in that fandom.

Read about the fic here: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/coolfireguy73

#ocs #oc writing #tf2 #tf2 au #tf2 au fic #tf2 cryptid #tf2 cryptid au

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brandwhorestarscream · 8 months ago

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I wonder what would a mix of Cryptid seeker au and first contact au would look like?

I’m just saying people would be all over these weird creepy robot aliens

That's a good question

Where we last left off, Starscream was brooding on Mars with his newborn twins. Cybertronians haven't actually interacted with humans or earth, just the occasional rover. If they still have their intense cryptid like tendencies, the most visceral ones probably aren't on display. Like, the sparklings had already hatched undisturbed so there's no worry of them climbing down someone's throat. They're not in an uncontrolled survival situation so Starscream doesn't need to hunt live mecha to feed them. The most of what the humans are witnessing are the twins unstable chromatophors, fading in and out of visibility, and they're clambering along the walls like little lizards. Occasionally their carrier will perch on something while deep in thought, and they sleep upside down.

Earth goes crazy, likening them to a robotic mix between chameleons and bats. They're so charmed by the weird aliens, and it probably won't be long before they start trying to send radio messages to communicate with them

#first contact au #cryptid seekers au #havent played with either of these in awhile!! good to have them back 💖

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whathappenstotheheart · 8 months ago

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Really enjoyed this first chapter and can't wait to read more!

Here’s the first installment of my Cryptid Seekers AU where civilians Skinner, Scully, and Mulder investigate the paranormal and cryptids together, forming a budding relationship (and developing feelingsssssss).

#the x files #walter skinner #dana scully #fox mulder #cryptid seekers au #fic rec #fanfic rec #fanfic recommendation

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washidashi · 3 years ago

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Part 3 of me explaining the Basil Brothers Propaganda

Welcome to Part 3!! of this longer-than-needed explanation on my Basil Brothers Propaganda which is kindly sponsored by the anon who asked about it 😎🔥 I think this will be the last part for now until there are major developments on this movement in which I'll gladly update soon mwehe :3

Here's Part 1 and Part 2 in case you missed 'em and need the full context of this whole thing

[insert disclaimer and spoiler copied from Parts 1 and 2 oK LET'S GO🏃‍♀️💨💨💨]

So the months of May-mid June were my 👌peak👌 of Rowan and Basil content, I would just talk on Twitter nonstop about them and my followers and mutuals had to sadly witness it all

Eventually, it did die down because of a lot of things: I got busy working on my thesis, people were slowly losing interest for Rowan, and times were just changing P-:

Then in comes this amazing artist who drew just as amazing art of Stranger, I don't want to repost their art here but their Twitter handle is @/strange_fl0wer and they just make the most art ever !!!!!!! 💥💥💥

You can head to the Media tab and search through his art and you'll find it eventually, bUT THEY'RE A BIG ENJOYER OF STRANGER AND ROWAN TOO MY HEART SOARED 💗💗💗

I got so inspired I tried to make art of his Stranger design bc it was that good but ofc I can't compare waha :"-]

As you can see by the lower right doodle (aha yeah you do) my brain just started seeing him as an addition to the brothers :-]]

Eventually, my brain went back to its brainrot of Basil and his brother but now with an added 's' to the end bc they gOT BIG BRO STRANGER NOW WITH THEM EYYY WOOHOO 🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉

I just went kwazy again now with the addition of @/strange_fl0wer's Stranger as a big brother figure to them. Here, have some doodles on them!

Like with the conception of Rowan I didn't think too much of his concept and identity yet except for the fact that he'd be the older brother to the twins

I'm sure I made some hc of him in my Twitter somewhere but I can't recall kjsdfbkds gl finding them ig..🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ but here have some more art to give you an idea on how I visualize their dynamic as brothers!

I think that's all the art I've made on them (for now). So, my objective to dump all that here is accomplished 😌👌 I will just share a few more things tho to wrap this up!

As much as I love to use 'Stranger' I think my mind really wanted to come up with another name for him especially with this human/non-cryptid version, and I just came across some tweet on how he would go under the name Sage in the real world and my gOD it clicked on me so fast you wouldn't know

Verbatim from this one tweet I made on Twitter:

Just saw someone say that Stranger would go under the name Sage if he was in the real world and I'm. Feeling Things 😳 how we feeling about that boys i think it sounds cool and fitting with the theme of them having plant/herb/tree names 🤓

Adding that the sage personality/archetype is often associated with being the "seeker of truth" and is described to be knowledgeable, assured and guiding KEKLRLADK PLEASE I CAN'T SEE BIG BRO STRANGER IN ANY OTHER WAY BUT THAT 😭😭 but idk idk i could be reaching idk idk 🥴

So, yeah!! I'm just gonna refer to Big Bro!Stranger as Sage in any future instances that I'll talk about him with my Basil Brothers Propaganda 😎 and....yeah that's about it for now, dear Anon! I hope this.....explanation helps in a way :'-] thank you for letting me indulge in it skdjfbsdf

ONE MORE THING. while I did say that I'm not planning on making some full-fledged story/AU with these characters, the artist I mentioned above has something akin to it in the works! If you'd like to know more about it I suggest you head to his twitter to find out :-]

#washidashi answers #washidashi rambles #omori #omori fanfic #omori basil #omori rowan #omori stranger #basil brothers propaganda #my beloved #ok this is the last one for now again Terribly Sorry to the Anon who probably didn't expect a lot for prns question #I just Like to Talk and Explain a Lot KJSDBFKJDSFB

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alexalily · 3 years ago

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I've had a couple story ideas lately that both start off as the usual cute fluff that I think up and then at some point transition into some kind of horror movie. These ideas are free to a good home aka I’m unlikely to actually write them so feel free to take these ideas and do whatever you want with them. If you do end up doing that please let me know because I would love to read what you write!!

The first one is, well, I was going to say "inspired by" the movie Willow Creek (2013) but as I typed this out I realized it's more or less a full ripoff of that (lmao). Renee is a cryptid seeker/hunter/believer and Anita is her very supportive (albeit non-believing) girlfriend. At some point, Renee plans out a whole trip to go searching for something/someone (Mothman or Sasquatch or whatever) and Anita agrees to go with her because she doesn't want her not-very-outdoorsy girlfriend going out into the middle of some random woods for several days on her own. From there, it's just a lot of cute relaxing hiking moments. Getting to the top of some trail, looking out across a valley, Renee saying something like "wow, look at the beautiful view" and Anita says "yeah, it is" but she isn't looking at nature, she's looking at Renee. Renee gets caught in some branches or briars or whatever and Anita has to help her get unstuck. But in doing so, Renee takes a branch to the face. Anita kisses it to make it better. Stuff like that, y'know?

That night, they set up camp but start hearing noises. Renee gets spooked thinking it's wild animals or a cryptid or hunters or cultists or who knows what. Anita assumes it's either some animals that'd be more afraid of them than they are of it or it's some locals from the nearby small town fucking with them. But as the night carries on, the noises continue and Anita gets less and less sure about what she's hearing. Renee is way too scared to sleep at this point. I'm not entirely sure where it goes from there, though. Spoilers for Willow Creek but, uh, it goes real bad for those two. And I'm not sure I'd want to put Voidstrike through that. So, maybe it's a tense rush through the forest in the middle of the night as the eerie noises chase them. They get to Anita's truck but it's been smashes or the tires or slashed or it's in some way undriveable so they just have to keep running. Suddenly Renee is thankful that Anita forced her to wake up early to go running with her with some frequency.

The next day they either rent a car or find someone willing to take them back out to Anita's truck and it's absolutely trashed. Anita is heartbroken but Renee is excited because she takes it as undeniable proof that they cryptid they were looking for is absolutely real.

This second one a little bit inspired by Kristy (2014) but mostly inspired by The Rental (2020). I initially wrote this out as a series of tweets but after like 20 tweets I decided it was Too Long to post to twitter and just threw it in a text file and told myself I would definitely flesh it out and write a proper fic of it and haha no I’m not doing that. I’m also not reformatting/retyping this so it’s mostly in 280 character chunks, please enjoy.

College AU Voidstrike where they're roommates. Renee was going stay on campus over break but Anita convinced her to come home with her instead. Renee said it'd be weird to spend the long weekend with someone else's family but Anita says it'd just be the two of them..

Jackson is spending the holiday with his gf's family and her parents decided it'd be a good time for them to go on that cruise they always wanted to go on. So Anita convinces Renee to come with to keep her company cause it's a big house and she'd be lonely on her own.

Important to note: this is all before they're officially dating. Everyone else considers them a couple but they both deny it. Renee is oblivious and thinks Anita isn't even interested in her. Anita isn't sure about Renee's feelings but keeps saying she's gonna shoot her shot soon

They make the drive out to Anita's parents' place. Renee had no idea how well off her parents were, to afford a sleek modern house out in the woods near a lake with barely any neighbors for miles. Anita laughs it off- they only started living it up after she and Jackson moved out

Growing up, she thought they were doing okay but just kinda getting by. Turns out they were saving it for college and vacations. Less than a week after Anita moved out her childhood home into her dorm room, her parents announced they were moving to this new fancy place lmao

Once they get there, Anita has to call Loba and Kairi back. She didn't want to answer the phone while driving but they apparently didn't get the message. Of course all they wanted was to tease her about how this was a setup for her to make a move

"It's not even like that!" she insists. They laugh at her because she's such a terrible liar. She hangs up with them once Renee comes back down stairs from carrying her bag into the guest room. "What did they want?" "Nothing, they just wanted to say hey"

Next, Anita suggests a movie. Renee says she might fall asleep during it. It was a long drive and she's exhausted. Renee cuddling up close to Anita isn't unheard of. She does it every time they watch something in their dorm But that's on a lil futon and not on this giant couch

Renee was right and she falls asleep on Anita's shoulder halfway thru. After a bit, she stirs awake, moves to rest her head on Anita's lap instead, and goes back to sleep. Anita texts Loba and Kairi in a gay panic. "She's too fkin cute! What the hell!"

The movie ends and Anita stays in place for a while but she can't sleep like this so she carefully slides out from under Renee and switches her thigh for a pillow. She gets some blankets for Renee and tucks her in. She considers a good night kiss but decides that'd be a bit much

Anita is careful to be quiet as she goes up to her room (aka the room she's been told is hers even though this is only her 2nd or 3rd time even staying in this house). Just as she's getting in bed, she hears something? A thump? New house. It's probably nothing. The wind.

It bugs her though, so she goes back downstairs just to check everything out. She freezes when she enters the living room, as does the person trying to drag Renee away. Renee tries to scream but a big gloved hand muffles the sound.

Anita takes a step forward but the intruder raises a long kitchen knife at her. Anita freezes again. Her parents insisted on some self defense classes but she doesn't need that to know not to rush someone with a knife.

While the intruder is focused on Anita, Renee takes the opportunity to stomp on a foot and bite the hand over her mouth. It tastes leathery and bad but it makes them flinch enough that she can slide out of their grasp. She stumbles forward, over the couch, and into Anita's arms.

Together, they rush upstairs and into Anita's room. The door doesn’t have a lock so they shove the dresser in front of it and hope that'll be good enough. "Where's your phone?" Renee asks. "In the kitchen. I had to charge it after I called Loba. What about yours?"

Renee pulls hers out of her pocket but explains that hers doesn't get service out here. (Anita suddenly realizes why her parents insisted on a new phone & plan/carrier for the new school year). Renee figured she'd be fine without it for a few days.

The intruder is pounding on the door now. After two strong hits they realize it won't be long before they break the door down.

This was the part where I stopped writing it because I wasn’t sure where to go with it (and also had other obligations to take care of and then never got around to writing more of this). I was thinking that they’d climb out the window and onto the roof. Anita jumps across to a tree and tries to climb down without just plummeting to the ground. But Renee is too scared to jump. Instead she moves across the roof and goes back in the window to the guest room she was staying in (she opened it earlier when she put her bags away, to let the room air out or something). And then... I dunno. They don’t die, I know that much. They get away and are closer than ever. Maybe they catch and/or kill the intruder, I didn’t really think that part through.

I think I’ll be doing posts like this relatively frequently as I work through my old WIPs folder that has been collecting dust for over a year now. I figure if I’m not doing anything with these ideas, I may as well throw them out there and see if anyone else wants to do anything with them. Or, if nothing else, maybe just reading the ideas will bring some people some momentary joy, y’know?

#voidstrike #fic ideas free to a good home

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crsinclair · 7 years ago

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Dragon Age Inquisition!Voltron AU

@bluelioncub and I have been screaming at each other because of this Dragon Age Inquisition AU. We've got a hodge-pod plan to do some one-shots on all this, as well as maybe a few for Dragon Age Origins. Here's a bit of a teaser for what's to come (hopefully you're not all waiting too long) in the form of character headcanons!

Shiro:

The one who stepped out of the fade. The rumor going around after he got out was that Andraste kissed his head, turning his bangs white, and took his hand to guide him out, which gave him the Mark.

Trevelyan backstory: Was training to be a Templar, and spent a few years traveling around Thedas as a personal training mission. Spent some time in the Southern part of Nevarra helping his cousin Sven defend the ports from Pirates and bandits, thus earning him a bit of fame.

Legitimately wants to do good in the world. Josephine is so happy, he basically does all the work for her.

His one true wish in life is to have a Mabari pupper.

At the start of his part in the Inquisition, he believed that the Circles were a good thing and that they served a very definite purpose. Not to say that he believed that the Templars were doing things the right way in the Circles, but more that he had slightly blinded views of how good things actually were for the Mages. Over the course of his time as the Herald and later the Inquisitor, he realized slowly that things were NOT as they seemed, and made it a personal mission to try and change things – for the Mages and the Templars both.

Chose to recruit the Templars. More on that later. ;)

Seriously this boy just wants to help everyone, Leliana finds it simultaneously unrealistic and adorable.

Best friends with Cullen.

Best. Friends.

Seriously these two are so alike and get each other so well it’s insane.

Cullen also shares with Shiro his stories about how things actually were in the Circles, and that helps in Shiro’s view of things.

Actually doesn’t mind the Hinterlands. This earns him the ire of all his Inner Circle.

Keith

Joined the Seekers ASAP

He was actually left on the doorstep as a baby of the Seekers. He was raised by them (mostly because no one person knew how to raise him by themselves. “It takes a Village” was never more true…)

Even growing up with the Seekers he thought there was a small unit of them that went out and hunted for Cryptids.

He was so disappointed when he actually became a Seeker and found out no such unit.

(He plans on starting that Unit.)

Trained under Seeker Cassandra Penteghast. Turns out he’s one of the only ones who doesn’t really care that TECHINICALLY she’s part of the Navarran royal family.

He also adopted her taste in trashy romance novels.

He actually met Shiro when he was younger and. Very angry. His advise of “Patience Yields Focus” helped him in his career as a Seeker.

Up until Cassandra goes all “I see a problem and I fix it” on him and welp, conflicting advise. (This is the Keith we all know and love.)

Will fight all the bears. All of them. Single-handedly and unarmed.

Honestly he doesn’t care about where you come from or why just so long as you are there to help. That’s it.

“Shiro if you take me on another bull-crap mission into the Hinterlands, I swear to the MAKER – “

Pidge

City Elf!

Actually comes Denerim, but the family moved to Orlais. She worked very hard to NOT pick up the accent.

Joined the Red Jennies a few months before the Conclave exploded – her brother Matt went missing, and when no one of actual authority would help the “Knife Ear”, she decided to find another market of information. Her work with the Red Jennies eventually got her the information that her brother was taken by a mysterious group known as the Venatori – and they were bigger than the Red Jennies could handle. Luckily, the Inquisition was forming…

Has a very irrational hate of magic. Not of Mages, of MAGIC. There’s a difference.

Smartest cookie this side of everything. Makes very fast friends with the Alchemist of the Inquistion and with Dagna.

…Maybe a bit more than friends with Dagna.

The first time she stepped foot in the Emerald Graves she wanted to climb all the trees – seriously, she’d NEVER seen trees so big.

Turns out that the Red Jenny information network is more complex than Leliana’s, who knew

Does she lord this over Leliana? Yes. Pidge is probably the only person in all of Thedas that doesn’t have a healthy fear of Leliana.

Very Viscious Prank Master. Do not mess with her unless you want bees somewhere very unpleasant.

Was VERY SURPRISED when she found out that Shiro knew Matt.

It took Shiro a while to figure it out because Pidge only started going by Pidge after joining up with the Red Jennies – Matt would always talk about his sister Katie.

“WHAT THE WHAT YOU KNEW MY BROTHER!?”

“I will throw this bottle of bees at you, Shiro, don’t you DARE say we’re going to the Hinterlands – “

Lance

Mage from Tevinter!

Pariah of Tevinter – but due to plot can’t go too far into that. ;)

HAS THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON SHIRO. Followed Shiro’s adventures around Thedas as all the stories hit the news and developed a big Hero Crush on him.

Can’t tell you what they might’ve been talking about during the last serious meeting between the War Council and the Inner Circle but can tell you every single detail about the Pirate Battle of the 15th Ferventis 9:31 on docks of Cumberland down to the weather. This comes up entirely by accident when Josephine is asking Shiro about some of his exploits and Lance just…starts rattling off facts.

He was very embarrassed.

Really truly cares about Tevinter. He’s honestly a bit conflicted about fighting his fellow country men, but his belief in what the Inquisition is doing is stronger than his confliction. If he has a chance to try and talk to a Venatori instead of burst them into flames, though, he’ll take it.

Has a tendency to Fade Step when startled.

Like the warm rain of Northern Tevinter, not the cold, freezing rain of Fereldan, Keith, there’s a DIFFERNCE.

Took on all the bandits by himself in Crestwood for the promise of a warm bath.

When he came to Haven to warn them of the Venatori Mages marching, he barely got the warning out before near-fainting in Shiro’s arms. Near-fainting because Lance managed to squint an eye open and squeeze out a “Hey, are you my big buff savior? *wink*”

“Not the Hinterlands, not the Hinterlands, not the Hinterlands – *it’s the Hinterlands* *unholy screeching*”

Hunk

Qunari Warrior!

He’s actually pretty terrible at lying, but he’s reeeeeeally good at eavesdropping. So that’s how he ends up as a Hisrad wandering around Southern Thedas.

Came to Spy, Stayed for the Food.

At least, that’s the joke he tells Shiro when he joins up with the Inquisition. Honestly, after being away from the Qun for so long, he’s starting to see things from different perspectives than what he grew up with, and it’s…starting to get to him.

Has a small Mercenary Guild! The Yellow Lions. (He really likes those big cats, okay?) His main team: Rax, an Avvar Warrior; Shay, Rax’ half sister who has excellent control of magic but doesn’t call it magic; Nyma, an Elven Rouge that was abandoned by her Clan; Rolo, yet another Elven Rouge but from the City; and Beezer, the Dwarf who doesn’t talk but is great with Alchemy (specifically: BOMBS).

Lance gave him the nickname Hunk and it just…kinda stuck. Eventually he stopped trying to correct people on it and that was that, he was Hunk, end of story.

Actually really, really smart and a fantastic engineer. Happened to walk by when Cullen, Shiro, and Leliana were discussing how to make changes to Skyhold to be more defensible and he started rattling off a bunch of calculations on which areas would be best for renovations.

This led to an in-depth conversation that revealed how much Hunk knew about engineering specific weapons and within the week he became to go-to person to speak with about new designs for arms and weaponry. Gives Bianca a run for her money.

A few times literally.

He and Keith entered into the most uncomplicated relationship. It basically amounted to: “Hey you wanna be a thing?” “Sure, let’s be a thing.” And that was that.

Is probably the most un-Qunari like Qunari that ever Qunaried until there’s a dragon involved.

“Boss, I know you like doing things for the people in the Hinterlands but I’m starting to think I might be allergic to, well, ALL OF THE HINTERLANDS.”

Allura

Fanciest Maker-damned Apostate Elvhen Hobo

Like, she doesn’t even really have much in the way of personal belongings but what she has she makes SPARKLE.

Not an Egg.

Legitimately sad that the Elves of today have fallen to what they are; she attempts to lecture everyone about the way things should be. (Much nicer about it than an Egg ever would be.)

Honestly stayed with the Inquisition not because of the Anchor and what it could do, but because she’s grown attached to the members of the Inner Circle.

Cried by herself when she realized how much she loved these silly, ridiculous people that surround her, and what that might mean for her plans for the future…

Has a weakness for all the mice in Skyhold.

“I can hear them talk to me.” No one knows if they should take her seriously or not. She does, after all, regularly walk through the fade on purpose.

I repeat: NOT AN EGG.

Takes tea with Josephine and Leliana to talk fashion every once in a while. Vivienne de Fer took some doing to get her to join them for Tea – Vivienne didn’t have the best first impression of her, what with Allura being an Apostate.. But when Allura starts talking about fashion, well. Vivienne can put aside their differences to talk about the latest trends in boots and skirts.

“*silently threatens Shiro with fire when Shiro mentions going to the Hinterlands*”

Slav (THAT��S RIGHT, SLAV)

The Spirit in the form of a young man that saves Shiro from the Envy demon at Therinfal Redoubt.

(I’ll post a drawing of him later when I have time, it’s actually adorable)

Capable of seeing many realities and uses the ones with the highest “frequency” to decide on a course of action. Prefers the realities that involve the least amount of violence, but what needs must.

Shiro eventually teaches Slav to try and see around the most “frequent” violent realities and try to reach for the ones that lead to less violent. It takes some doing, since Slav is…Slav, but he gets there.

Eventually.

When scared will puff out of existence.

This happens a lot.

“Slav, what are you doing.” “In 72% of realities the fluffiness of these pillows will determine whether or not our Commander Cullen gets a headcold.” “…”

He is not invited to play cards anymore because most people think he’s cheating. Shiro and Allura assure everyone that he isn’t, he’s not that type of person.

He is.

Once got into a theoretical scientific debate with Hunk, Pidge, and Dagna about…something.

No one is really sure what, since most of it was spoken in pure numbers.

Every time Shiro approaches him about a trip to the Hinterlands he just disappears.

#dai!voltron au #alternately known as:#We Hate the Hinterlands #also this is a very shance series #shance #throwing that out there #heith #I am a heithen #allura is not an egg #all the voltron characters have their parts and you'll see them all eventually #seriously bluelioncub and I have been screaming almost nonstop since 8/9 #our chat has literally gotten pretty ridiculous it's pretty great #shiro is the inquisitor #he makes a pretty great one #keith is the seeker #seeker of cryptids #pidge is a red jenny #the scariest red jenny #lance is the pretty mage #and ho boi bluelioncub and I have fucked him up because what's a voltron series without some langst #(I mean seriously he's the dorian character he was NOT going to get fucked up a bit)#(don't worry there's some fun fucking in there for him too ;) )#hunk is the qunari spy #loveable and squishy and honestly he doesn't want to fight qunari spy #I repeat allura is NOT AN EGG #those of you who know dai know what i'm talking about here #she's amazing and so heartsick and honestly wants to bring the world peace #she's just...misguided... >_>;#and yes slav #slav is the spirit

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