#Cryptid seekers au

[brandwhorestarscream]

In the cryptid seeker au, are the jet twins adorable little babies who stay with starscream? Cuz that’s adorable!

If so, would they still have their accent? Also, would they have full wings from the start?

Ya know, I dont think we ever talked about that 🤔 in the interest of fun, lets say yes! Cryptid Starscream breaks out of autobot custody while still sparked up or shortly after the bitties are born, and so the twins are precious, uncanny little cryptid babies with their mama 🥰

Now to address the two main questions:

1. No, I don't think they'd still have the accent, or at the very least, wouldn't still have the abnormal speech pattern. I hc the reason they talk like that is because of their accelerated growth: the autobots made them age from infancy to late adolescence scarily quickly, and as a result, their language/speech processing suffered. They can understand neo cybex and english fine, but actually speaking it is another beast entirely. If they were allowed to grow up at a natural rate, I believe they would've learned to understand as well as speak neo cybex and vosian seeker cant fluently. The accent may remain, as it could be a vosian accent, we don't know, but I can't say for sure 🤔

2. As for the wings, that's a good question. I think, maybe? It depends. Did the autobots do something to them post-birth to remove their wings and reformat them completely to make them capable of forming Safeguard? Quite possibly. If they were born with wings, then yeah, they still have them in this AU. But if not, Starscream would eventually have them placed into seeker-appropriate bodies, but not until they're old enough to understand and survive the surgery without complications.

[vampirewalterskinner]

just remembered that i can come to your inbox so.

would you *chin on hands* tell us more about fox's color changing eyes in cryptid seekers au ?

is it easily noticeable? does he know he's doing it? is there a range? (could be just a poetic expression but lemme read it literally pls)

Please feel free to bother me whenever you wish 🥰😂💖

Fox’s eyes changing color was definitely a poetic expression. I adore how his eyes change within each scene/episode in canon and I use it often as a tool to explain his moods and give Walter something to fawn over lmao

However…

If I was being literal, I think the way I would fit that into my au is by having Fox being related to a cryptid/spook. Probably alien 👽 bc it’s obvious but also fun. I think his eyes changing color would be noticable but only in a sense that someone would look at his eyes and go “huh, I thought they were brown but I guess they’re green” or decide that they were hazel, not constantly changing for non-human reasons. I don’t think he would notice, much less be aware that he’s part alien. I think the stronger the emotion the more vivid the color plus a little bit of a glow for fun!

[puppetmaster13u]

So Anyway I Started Another Cryptid Batfam Au

Yeaah, they were human, and might've been the first vigilantes before the JL formed. Might've gotten caught by some mad scientist cultists. Might've gotten gene spliced a bit, but shhh. Don't worry about it :) They're fine. Absolutely Fine. This is Fine.

But anyway, they have wings now. And talons. And a lot of other things they have to adjust to and might straight up not have a civilian identity for a while- becomes more than a bit of social recluses while they figure this shit out.

So anyway, I haven't finished drawing or designing them, if I ever will, so have what each is based off of. There's a lot of robins. :) Also have how old everyone is at the start of the story. (Timelines are a fake thing that never make sense)

Bruce- Black Drongo (31 years old)

Kate- Scarlet Robin (31 years old)

Barbara- Red Backed Scrub Robin (16 years old)

Dick- Blue Fronted Robin (15 year old)

Cass- Hooded Robin (12 years old)

Jason- Red Capped Robin (12 years old)

Steph- Pink Robin (10 years old)

Tim- Collared Bush Robin (10 years old)

Duke- White Starred Robin (10 years old)

Damian- Olive Backed Forest Robin (8 years old)

Jarro- Rose Robin (4 year old equivalent)

Terry- Black Robin (4 years old)

Helena- Bagobo Robin (1 year old)

Matt- Norfolk Robin (1 year old)

[vampirewalterskinner]

I love this so muuuuuuuuch 😭💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

they met a new friend!

inspired by @vampirewalterskinner 's Cryptid Seekers AU :3 go read it now!!

[forsaken-headcanons]

Im gonna yap about a Transformers!Au and you are all going to like it.

Cough cough.

007n7, I think, would have been a neutral during the war. He might have also been a former decepticon, having defected from the faction after witnessing Shockwave's eh...less than savory experementations. He and C00lkidd would probably be traveling from neutral settlement to neutral settlement by the time he ends up captured by the autobots.

C00lkidd I think would be a Predacon sparkling that Shockwave was planning to use as a frontliner against thr autobots. He's unnaturally tiny for a Predacon sparkling, but thats because 007n7 stole him out of his test tube before he was ready.

007n7 would be a flight frame, I think. Not another Starscream clone, but indeed another jet. He can probably go ridiculously fast, but burns his energon quickly due to it. He's probably starving since he keeps giving his energon rations to C00lkidd whenever they're stopped at a neutral settlement.

Hmm...

I think the other survivors would mostly be autobots, with exceptions for Two Time. They came from a neutral faction that worshipped Unicron and not Spawn, probably.

Guest 1337 would totally be a frontliner mech, probably like Ironhide but even more softer when off the field.

Elliot is still a former delivery mech, but with some medical background, probably from dropping out of college before he could graduate. I think he'd work under Ratchet alongside First Aid. He's ine of the most reluctant mechs to treat 007n7, probably because 007n7 was focusing fire on medics when he was a Decepticon. I think Elliot would take that hatred to his grave, especially if he saw other medics die infront of him at the hands of 007n7.

Chance, would have probably been a lower caste mech that made it to the top somehow. He owned a casino with ITrapped before the war started, and iTrapped promptly joined the Decepticons when he had the chance. (Get it) Anyways, he ended up joining the autobots purely to spite iTrapped, not because he cared much for thr war.

I dunno much about Noob but I think they'd be a minibot, and probably would help gather intel from the Decepticons.

Shedletsky oohh.. I dunno about him, actually. Maybe he was a former Seeker, probably one of the fastest seekers known. He won 128 medals in the SFOTH (Seeker Flights on The Hights) Arena before he was crippled due to an incident. Now he lives alongside Builderman, who probably is working on making Shed some prosthetics so he could fly again.

Builderman is an engineer who lives in a shitty shack on the edge of Iacon, just beside the highway that leads to Kaon. He's lower caste and fixes shit for cheap, just because its what he's good at and he enjoys helping the community.

Taph still tears down buildings and shit, also a former flight frame, hes now an escaped empurta victim who lives in the same area as Builderman. He scavenges energon from the gifts left out by the locals who think that he's a cryptid and want to get on his good side. Sometimes he hangs out with Builderman, as he's the only mech who has any hope of repairing him if he's broken.

I dont know about the Killers yet, I may write about them later :3

-02 Anon

(searched up everything here so if our knowledge isn't accurate we sincerely apologize hsgdjhsgd) c00lkidd being a predacon feels accurate as hell ngl.... WAIT. CONCEPT FOR ONE OF THE KILLERS MAYHAPS. uh uh. john doe used to be an autobot before he died and had his body taken and remade into a predacon maybe. hsjkd. idk if that's not possible (< looked around the wikis to see and couldn't figure it out) so take our words with a grain of salt 💔

THESE ARE PEAK O2 ANON!!! specifically staring at the itrapped and chance ones. guh. love those idiots /affectionate /sillier

[spacemothsota]

About the Cyberhumans AU! I like angst soooooooooooo

Does the transformation have any ¨negative¨ effects while is happening or after is completed? And do the transformed humans get to have the same life spam as Cybertronians?

hi

Hi Gelu! Thanks for the question, I'm glad you like my work! (Sorry I didn't answer then, I haven't published anything for a long time and I was a little embarrassed and awkward). So, to your question!

The answer is rather no than yes, namely physically there are no negative effects from cyberforming. As I wrote, everything that bothered a person in terms of health is cured before the change process (probably when the process of Cyberforming appeared in the culture of Cybertronians, they, based on the results obtained in the distant past, understood that sick organic species after cyberforming can suffer from phantom pains. Cybertronians live a long time, so imagine being doomed to suffer because of the disease of the past body. Obviously, those who created this process and tradition, developed it so that after infection at the first stage the body of the infected person would be cured, removing all things potentially dangerous to health and functionality).

There are no negative consequences after Cyberformation. Controlling the hull is intuitive for a person, but there may be some problems with controlling the wings, propellers, guns (for example, in tanks), or wheels instead of feet (like Nickel from IDW), of course, a person learns these features. For this, there is an adaptation stage under the guidance of mentors, to understand and adapt to new additions, usually the integration of all this occurs smoothly and former people quickly get used to the capabilities of their new bodies. Adaptation is aimed not only at ensuring that the cyberformed person joins the society of Cybertronians, but also so that he does not have embarrassments associated with his own hull. Some adapt faster than others, but this is purely individual, as for life spam ��

Actually I'm not sure if I got it right, but if you mean by "life spam" something like programming and predispositions, then the answer is yes! They definitely get it, it can cause a more confused reaction from the former person (sometimes fear, believe me those with combat protocols were definitely shocked by the realization that they were a "killing machine"), however, it is like the second part of their new body, so they learn to live with it too. Will people who become seekers get a fear of enclosed spaces? More than yes. So it can cause discomfort. HOWEVER! However, I would not say that they have everything purely Cybertronian in terms of programming, in fact, to the surprise of the Autobots and Decepticons, the cyberformed received their unique features in memory of their homeland.

Former humans are like cryptids in some way, for Cybertronians. This is probably because no one had cyberformed organic representatives in such large numbers before, and it was not known about the unique traits that they inherit when moving into a new body. For example, all known "Earth" Seekers received a mark that they are a "night" type of Seeker. Now I will explain a little what this is, but the information is not complete since it is in the process of development (✨Exclusive✨).

"Night" seekers are more predisposed to the dark time of day and have no problems with direction in pitch darkness. Chip Chase and Alexis (bright representatives) are absolutely silent in flight, they have an additional lens under the main optics, which at night or in space becomes absolutely black, hiding the color of their optics. If Cybertronian seekers are similar to eagles, hawks, then earthly ones are more like owls! The black lens is specially created so that as much light radiation as possible gets into the light-sensitive receptors. Sometimes they can amusingly twist their heads like barn owls and other owls. Nevertheless, despite such a unique set of features, they still have the same problems as other seekers (fear of loneliness and isolation, fear of tight and closed spaces, etc.).

Other body types have their own characteristics, so for Cybertronians, former humans are a bit of a cryptid, but it's more of a curiosity and fun (there are probably some problems with these characteristics, but people overcome them, after all, they have a support group in the form of mentors and friends). In fact, each Cyberformed has become partly a field for study, because they took with them into their new life the characteristics from Earth that are most suitable for the new body (So to speak, a gift from our homeland to them for the purposes of "Evolution", the greatest gift of change and development for success and survival). So yes, Cyberformed people are unique in their nature, they still have the same life spam in the form of programming as other Cybertronians, but unique predispositions will probably make them act more inventively.

As for the problems of the Cybertronian community, well… Partially former humans are not subject to this. They do not discriminate on the basis of corpus or function at all, and those who try to apply this to the cyberformed usually receive a rather harsh response from their small community. In addition, for example, in the same Diego Garcia commune, a fairly multicultural environment has gathered, no one tolerates humiliation or discrimination in their direction and their community fiercely defends their own and the personal interests of their group.

For the rest, to understand what Cyberform AU is: Character List Lore parts: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Answers to questions: Q&A1, Q&A2, Q&A3, Q&A4

[autumngremlin]

HAIIIIIII STINKER

Could you talk about your COTL DR a little bit?? (/nf) I know I’ve heard a bit about it but I find it so cool so far eheheh

OOOOH YES IVE BEEN WANTING TO YAP ABOUT THIS!

So for those that dont know, CotL is the game Cult of the Lamb with this silly guy as your protag:

To explain it without too much spoilers, you become a false god, run a cult and destroy those that go against you however you so please.

Now onto the DR itself...

The most important thing I would like to note is that this is a Coven AU!

because I'm not comfortable with the idea of running a cult. Or sacrificing/killing people that isn't for the greater good or self defense. 'Cause what the fuck.

...

*Ahem.*

Another disclaimer: with the fact that my script for this DR is heavily under construction, things may or may not change or be tweaked during the process of making this post and after.

It does, however, have a lot of connections to Cult of the Lamb, hence why the DR is still called that.

Things such as

Crusades

People being based on animals/having animal-like features

Connections to cryptids, folklore, eldritch horror, etc (ie. Leshy being based on slavic mythos)

Indoctrination (in my case, initiating into the coven)

And so on (that I likely dont know of yet)

Now, some things I've discovered...

"Crown bearers", such as the Lamb (I call them Lambert), are either not to be trusted or to be kept an eye on. They're seen as someone that posses a high amount of power and not a force to be reckoned with. Like its source, crown bearers are essentially. Gods. And with Lambert being the God of Death, well... you can see why they're deemed as a threat. Even so, Gods can still be killed

Speaking of Lambert, he.. eventually ends up being part of the coven? Idk much of the details but the Council (me, Jack, A (@availableshifting) and Pearl) is wary of them during his "trial period", which is done before initiation. There's a point where I know that he's a danger and have tried to destroy them on multiple occasions, but every time he had returned thanks to the red crown and The One Who Waits. Maybe if I found a way to destroy that crown, the issue would be solved.

Based on that info I'm either as old as the Old Bishops themselves or old enough to have heard their tales

There seems to be a "title hierarchy" for a lack of a better word. There's The Council, Elders/Mentors, Apprentices, regular Members and Seekers (there might be more?)

A bit about myself...

Initially I was going along with being a crow-like figure. The wings, the tail, the "personality" it's often associated with, even claw-like nails and feathers on my face.

An example for the feathers is Howl from Howl's Moving Castle!

Another thing I've noticed from blips and memories is that I'm not entirely human/animal, but more of a thing; I'm not a god, but more of a creature that's hard to get rid of. A "weed" that's been growing out of control in someone's yard, yet not spreading to others. My outer appearance is more of a shell/disguise, and is one of the powers I have that's in near constant use. I can pass on said powers, but it comes at a cost that'll "turn" the recipient (ie a deer into a skinwalker and so forth). It basically makes them creatures like me without them losing their humanity and whatnot— how they go about it is beyond my control, for I've always made sure that the individual was absolutely sure with their decision. Those people are part of the Council. That's all I'm aware of upon writing this.

Sorry if this is pretty choppy- again there's a lot of info that I have yet to find out. Hell I don't even have an idea of what my own home looks like or if I even have one.

[airanke]

How is our local cryptid Abiteth today? What is her flower of the day? How is she bothering dabi today? How is Dabi handling her silly goofy antics? How are the gremlins today?

Our local cryptid Abiteth is reminding me of the fact that she KNOWS that quirk awakenings are often triggered by near death experiences and she's carrying pieces of death caps and destroying angels with her just in case she needs to trigger an awakening (she trusts her body so so so SO much!!!!)

Her flower of the day is vervain and wolfsbane because I have had vampires and werewolves on the mind personally (because of VD and!! Monster AU planning).

Dabi has to deal with her INCESSANT need to be ALL OVER HIM when he is in her house, little heat seeker cryptid Abi power walking over to her own personal furnace, eyes intent and clearly on a MISSION. She's making that serious face a person makes when they have one goal in mind and they're going to achieve that goal at any cost.

His only choice is to let her cling to him, and it's fine because at least she has a naturally cooler body than most other people, so her clinging to him is also a bonus for HIM! She helps keep him cool. It's only a little annoying when she insists - INSISTS - that she sit on his lap cuz he can't hack that sometimes (drives him just a little bit crazy).

THE GREMLINS ARE HONESTLY GREMLIN-ING IN MY HEAD!!! THEY'RE BUILDING A NEST AND TAKING UP RESIDENCE IN MY CHEST!!!

[bottan-blobbington]

#need to kno what historical alaska facts were needed for this smutty gay oneshot

Okay! (The AU features a gold miner and a musher getting it on, which shapes the research.)

Gold mining

circumstances/dates/historical actors in the gold rush in Nome, AK

companies replacing fortune seekers (when and who)

technology/techniques in historical industrial gold mining (e.g. churn drills, bucket line gold dredges, cold water thawing)

tasks/morale of laborers employed by gold mining companies

Locations

historical photos and maps of/basic information on Nome, the Iditarod trail Kruszgamepa (now Pilgrim) Hot Spring, the Yukon, Fairbanks, ...

occupations, businesses

stats on census records

infrastructure (e.g. trains vs. cars vs. steam ships, hospitals vs. local doctors, universities and schools, ...)

local plants and wildlife

Culture

food and drink (historical cookbooks, hunting, the prohibition)

entertainment (titty bars anyone?)

local and historical newspapers

local/historical language and cursing

furniture/housing/standard of living

cryptids/ghosts

Historical events

the gold rush 1899

the serum run 1925

Technology

phones, telegrams, aeroplanes, cars, electricity, plumbing, ...

medical tech vs. personal first-aid kits

scientific discoveries in general

Weather

sunrise/sundown, median temperature

cold weather phenomena (ice fog, wind tunnels, whiteouts)

times that rivers and harbors are frozen

medical conditions in the cold (degrees/healing time of frost burn, hypothermia)

protection against the cold (traditional clothing, historical camping, ...)

Mushing

dog care in general/in cold weather/in history/in mushing

breeds used (Huskies vs. historical Malamutes vs. half-breeds)

general info on mushing (lead/swing/wheel dogs, relationship between dogs and their human, equipment, how to do stuff like steer/brake, ...)

mushing as an occupation (e.g. postal delivery routes)

accounts of the Iditarod (historical vs. modern)

dangers in mushing (e.g. overflow when driving on rivers, injuries in working dogs)

Native Alaskans

traditional housing/clothing/food/...

racism (e.g. being unable to claim stakes in gold mining, citizenship, boarding schools, ...)

languages/locations/names of individual people

(need to do more research on this, ran out of time)

That's the gist of it! I think!

Done writing my smutty gay one-shot.

[brandwhorestarscream]

Question abt ur Cryptid seeker au!

There’s a lot of ripping off the wings of another seeker as a courtship tactic, what happens to the wingless seeker after🤔

do they get medical attention? Prosthetic wings? Death?

What happens After they lose their wings to another seeker?

As savage as they can be during courtship or guarding a nest, seekers outside of high-stress situations are actually rather tender and sensitive. Downright sweet, even, social creatures that take good care of their own. If someone loses their wings in a courting battle, they're met with sympathy and surgery as soon as possible, to replace the wings they lost with new ones as close to the original as possible. It's not a shameful thing to lose your wings fighting for love, just unfortunate and sad. After a brief period to get used to their new appendages, they're back on their thrusters and into the sky once again 💖

[m-jelly]

Listen 👀,

Date with Hange in the woods 👀

Hunting down Bigfoot 👀

Sexy Times 👀

We are out adventuring in the deep pine woods of a dangerous mountain range. Only the most experienced of hikers and campers are recommended, as the woods seemingly takes from those who enter. Whether it be missing gear, drops of blood from injuries, or the very lives of the thrill-seekers 👀

Hange and Reader go into these woods. There is the draw of natural beauty, but also the mystery of cryptids. Sightings of many litter these woods, including a strange human-sized moth, but the massive footprints of Bigfoot draw our dear couple in 👀

Loaded up in a caravan, they set up camp at the edge of the woods. It’s far too dangerous to bring the vehicle in further, so they set up cameras and motion detectors during the day and watch the feedback in the night. It’s all fun and games, with a playful atmosphere in the camp. Swooning over the love they have for each other, and the sheer joy of adventuring together like this, smexy times happen in the caravan one night 👀 Some fun, teasing, but loving sex that quite literally shakes the caravan in place (despite all those stabilizers they set up 👀) That particular night, the lovers receive a heart-pounding visitor in the campsite. Heavy footsteps, a raspy growl, a shaded figure passes by the windows. The two remain in the caravan, with Hange and Reader both braced to battle it out with the beast if need be. The caravan shifts as Bigfoot tries to find whatever prey made all that commotion from earlier. Eventually, after not hearing any noise, Bigfoot does wander away. Reader and Hange try to process what exactly just happened, before shakily laughing their nerves away by joking that this was quite the aftermath of sex.

WELL WELL WELL, who do we have HERE. Helloooo. So, cause there's a lot in the ask, I hope you don't mind but I won't do a full smut detail, BUT I will do some of it ehehe

Hunting your Local Legends

Pairing: Fem!Hange x Fem!Reader

Genre and tags: Modern AU, suggestive, smut, camping, bigfoot hunting, cute, fluff, horror, tattooed Hange.

Concept: You go camping with your long-time girlfriend Hange to film your youtube series, your next few episodes are on Bigfoot. You and Hange hunt down ghosts and Cryptids together and have a couple of million followers on Youtube! You film a few things together, go hunting and do a night hunt before going back to the caravan for the night. You two get cosy and close and begin to explore each other. After making love and you cuddle, you hear something outside. You huddle together and keep quiet as bigfoot stalks you both.

Hange tapped her thumbs against the wheel as you checked the map. She glanced over at you and smiled. "How we looking?"

You looked up. "Should be the next right."

"Got it!"

You grabbed the handle above your head as she whipped the car to the right. "Careful."

Hange grinned. "Sorry! I'm just so excited! We're finally going after bigfoot! Our Mothman hunt went so well."

You smiled softly at the holiday you had. "I loved that."

She carefully drove down the dirt path until there was a little clearing. She pulled up and sighed. "Well, here we are."

You climbed out and looked at the tall and imposing trees. You smiled as the light summer breeze pushed and pulled at the leaves and branches. The sun fought the canopy and just about filtered through to light up where you were going to camp.

You turned to the caravan to see your girlfriend setting up the place slowly to make sure it was secure. You climbed into the caravan and grabbed the outdoor gear. You set up the gazebo tent and put a sitting area under it.

Hange made a bonfire in a safe pit before she grabbed the cameras to monitor the camp and the area around the camp. You helped her out but putting out trail cameras. The last things you put out were little lights to keep the place softly lit while you worked.

You both packed your backpacks with food, water and bigfoot hunting things. You also made sure you had forensic gathering items so Hange could test it all when you got home. You picked a camera and a few spare batteries. You put a mic on Hange, checked the battery and then did your own.

Hange grinned. "Ready?"

You nodded. "I'll get some B-roll."

"Awesome! I will figure out my intro."

You smiled and started getting some cinematic videos of the camp, the woods and the canopy above. You walked with Hange and went to a nice spot with a river flowing behind her and a massive thick tree. You filmed her doing her intro along with her normal stuff. She gave a rundown of what bigfoot was as well.

Hange held your hand and walked with you for a while. "We'll record some voiceovers later in our soundproof area."

"Awesome."

She smiled softly. "Can we stop?"

You nodded and turned to her. "You want me to film more?"

She tugged you so you bumped against her chest. She leaned down and kissed you as she squeezed your hand. "I love you."

You blushed hard at your girlfriend's words. "I love you too."

She cupped your face and tilted your head back. She leaned back down and bit your bottom lip. "Dangerous out here."

You giggled. "Because of you?"

"Yes."

You ran your hands up her waist and hummed at how soft she was. "Well, maybe I'm the dangerous thing?"

Hange faked a gasp of horror. "Someone, help me."

Your playful laughs drifted through the forest and joined the joyful songs of birds. You both shared a passionate kiss as the sun shined above and reached its highest peak. You both shared a gentle moment together before venturing off.

You filmed a few more things and even let Hange film you until you decided to sit and have lunch. You enjoyed the warmth of the sun, the scent of pine, the creaking of the trees and the distant rushing of water.

Hange opened her bag and started putting up cameras and trail cams in key spots. You both walked the trail and looked for any evidence possible as you filmed a few things. When it started to get late, you turned and went back.

You packed your things away and let out a long sigh. "I'll start dinner. Do you want to record some voiceovers?"

Hange gave you a long kiss. "Now I will. Love you."

"Love you always."

You hummed a song to yourself as you started making dinner for yourself and Hange. You felt so happy and in love with her. She made you feel like the most beautiful person in the world. Hange was so smart and she was your everything. You loved these adventures and your hunting show.

You felt a shiver run through you and a strong weight on you. Your fight or flight response kicked in and you didn't know why. You froze for a moment before flicking your gaze up and staring into the woods that was softly lit with the setting sun. You looked around at the woods that wrapped around your camping spot.

"Babe?"

You jumped at Hange's voice. "What?"

Hange grinned at you. "Not like you to get spooked. You okay?"

You nodded. "Yeah, I just..." You looked back out at the woods and felt your body relax. "My fight or flight response kicked in for a moment, but it's gone now."

Hange stared out at the woods. "So, you think you were being watched?"

"Maybe."

She hummed in thought. "We'll be careful."

You picked up the tray of food. "Shall we go inside or sit out here?"

"Do you feel safe enough out here?"

You nibbled your lip. "Um..."

She smiled softly and took the tray. "Inside. Go inside and grab a drink, okay?"

You nodded and hurried inside the caravan. You grabbed two cold fizzy drinks and sat at the table. "Thanks."

Hange sat next to you. "Your safety and comfort are my priority." He kissed your neck making you hum. "Always are and will be."

You hummed a laugh and ate your dinner. You placed your hand on Hange's thigh and squeezed. You smiled a little when she hummed in response. He moved your hand up and more to the inside making her sigh.

Hange downed her drink and hummed a laugh. "If you're starting something, you better finish."

You smiled at her and moved your hand up further. "You know me, Hange, I always do." You ran your lips over her neck making her gasp at the teasing. "Can I touch you?"

She nodded and parted her legs in response. "Please do."

You popped the button on her shorts and dragged the zip down. You pushed your hand down and dragged your hand up and down the outside of her underwear. You smiled when you felt how she was soaked already.

You bit her earlobe. "Have you been thinking about me all day?"

She shivered at your touch. "Always. You know how much I love you and your body."

You tilted your head and smiled teasingly at her. "What a good girl you are."

Hange lifted her hips to your touch. "Only for you. Now give me a kiss."

You gasped and faked shock. "So demanding."

"Only with you."

You cupped the back of her neck and pressed your lips against hers. You smiled at how eager she was at kissing you back. You dragged your hand up and pushed it down into her underwear. You enjoyed how soft her pubic hair was against your fingers. You loved this woman's body, it was a walking piece of art.

You kissed along her jawline and adored her tanned skin with your loving lips. You curled and uncurled your fingers against her slit and felt her coat you in her sweet honey. You nipped her neck and sucked on her skin as you soaked your fingers on her.

You moaned against her ear as you shifted. "Hange, you feel incredible. You're so hot and wet."

She hummed a laugh as she moved her hips to your touch. She reached over and cupped your breast. She pinched your nipple and smiled at your mewl. "Says my lover with hard nipples."

You grabbed her chin and crashed your lips against hers as you moved your fingers to her clit. You stood up and straddled her as you kept kissing her.

You smiled against her lips. "Always challenging me."

"You'd be worried if I didn't, like I'd be worried if you didn't challenge me."

You hummed a laugh. "You're right." You pushed her shirt up and above her breasts. You smiled at seeing her tattoos and soft skin. "You are so beautiful."

She pulled her shirt off and tossed it. She unclipped her bra and ripped it off her body. She moaned your name. "Touch me more. My body burns for you."

You moved your fingers up to her clit and rolled the sensitive bean under your fingers. "I'll touch you as much as you like." You ran your hand up her body to cup her breast. You massaged her and ran your thumb over her peak and watched as her nipples became hard. "Stunning."

She panted and hummed your name to you. She reached up and touched her other breast. "You feel so good. You know just where to touch me."

You pinched her nipple making her whimper and shiver under your touch. "I know your body. I know you because I love you." You leaned closer and kissed her. "I'd love for you to sit on my face later."

She hummed in response. "Yes, only if I get to eat you."

"Promise." You smiled against her lips before kissing her again. You pushed your tongue into her mouth and moved with her. You moved with her in a gentle loving dance. "I love you."

Hange moved her hips to your touch as she felt her coil tighten due to your talented touch. You always set her skin on fire. You played her body like she was an instrument and you were a talented musician. She gripped your back and whimpered to you asking for more.

You pushed your hand down and plunged your fingers deep into her. You smiled into the kiss as she moaned in response. You moved your thumb against her clit as you massaged her pussy walls. You parted your fingers and closed them a few times before rubbing inside her right where she needed it.

Hange pulled from your lips and leaned her head back as she panted. "Fuck." She furrowed her brows as she moved her hips to your touch. "Ah! Mm!"

You dove for her neck and bit. You sucked making her tanned skin blossom in colour. You dragged your tongue up her neck and enjoyed the feeling of her moans against your tongue. You showered her neck and face in loving kisses as you moved your fingers faster.

You kissed her ear. "Cum for me. I want to feel you cum on my fingers."

Hange gripped your arm as she wiggled at the build-up. She moaned your name when the rush surged through her. "Ah! Yes!" She panted and hummed a laugh. "Mm, so good." She rolled her hips against your hand so she could ride out her orgasm. She moved her head and looked you in the eyes. "You always know how to shut me up."

You pulled your hand from her and giggled. "Talent." You licked your fingers clean and moaned at her taste. "You only have yourself to blame though. You're so wonderful that I can't help myself."

She smiled at you. "You know what's coming next, don't you?"

You nibbled your lip as you felt a tingle inside you. "Yes."

She moved the plates on the table out of the way before lifting you up and sitting you on the table. "You've been waiting like a good girl. I bet you're soaking wet."

You wiggled your shorts off and underwear. "Why don't you check for yourself?"

She took your underwear and dropped your shorts. She moved your underwear in her hands to see it was wet. "You must be dying for my touch."

"Always am."

She pulled your legs apart slowly and let out a deep feral moan as she gazed at your slit and the honey that leaked from you. She let out a long happy sigh. "Look at you. You have such a pretty pussy. I love looking at it."

You giggled and put a leg over her shoulder. "If you like the look of it so much, then maybe you should come here and take a closer look."

She moved her chair closer and sighed in happiness. "So wonderful." She parted your lips and looked at your hole to see it pulsing and squeezing in need. She looked up at your clit and admired how plump it was. "I love your pussy so much. It's always the most delectable meal."

You pushed your fingers into her wild brown hair. "I feel the same way about yours."

She leaned closer and dragged her tongue up from your pussy to your clit. She moaned at your cum covering her tongue. She lapped her tongue against you before slinging both your legs over her shoulders. She gripped your thighs and dove for your pussy.

You threw your head back as your lover sucked on your clit and moved her tongue against you. You pressed her face closer just the way she liked it and began riding her face. You moved your hips against her and panted in delight as the burn of pleasure pulsed through you.

You pressed your thighs against her head as she moved her tongue fast against you. Your legs shook as you felt your orgasm rushing towards you and fast. You leaned back and bumped against the curtain-covered window. You bucked against Hange's face in delight.

Tears filled your eyes as you felt pleasure take over. You moaned and panted loudly. You drooled a little as you felt the urge to cum. You wiggled under Hange's touch, but she gripped you hard and kept you in place.

You slapped your hand on the table as your other grabbed a fist full of your shirt. You whimpered. "H-Hange. I'm...mm!"

Hange looked up at you as you came hard against her tongue. She lapped up your cum as your legs shook and twitched. She pulled back and licked her lips. "You're so incredible when you cum."

You ruffled your hair and sighed. "Thank you."

She leaned on your thighs and smiled at you. "Want me to sit on your face?"

You growled at the thought. "You fucking know it."

She stood up and pulled you to your feet. She pressed her lips against yours and guided you to the bed in the back. "I brought some toys as well. Wanna use the double-ended vibrator?"

You nodded. "The strap-on too."

She pushed you down on the bed and hummed a laugh. "I love the way you wear that. You're so good with your hips."

You smirked up at her. "Thank you. Now, your seat awaits."

She took her shorts and underwear off before shuffling up the bed. She parted herself so you could look up and see her pussy. "Like the view?"

You moaned. "I fucking love the view."

You and Hange explored each other all night long and made the caravan shake. When you were both exhausted, you lay naked together on the bed. Hange had her head on your chest as you held her close and played with her hair.

Hange let out a long sigh as she relaxed. Her body clenched up as the feeling you had earlier now filled her. She hurried to the lights and turned them off before backing up towards you.

You woke up when you felt the tension and your lover was in danger. You sat up and frowned. "Hange?"

She hushed you and whispered. "Something is coming."

You got out of bed and yanked on your underwear. You clipped your bra on and dragged a shirt on. You moved to the window and pulled back the curtain only a tiny bit and looked out. You watched the shadows.

Hange put on pants and a top before running over to you. "Babe, careful."

"I'm just looking."

"You see anything?"

You shook your head and looked at her. "No." You stared at her for a moment. "Are you not wearing a bra?"

She stared back at you in the dark. "No..."

"I think bigfoot would like your tits swinging when we run."

Hange laughed. "You're right."

You looked back out and thought you saw something moving. You flinched when a soft ping went off on your laptop. "Motion sensor. Cameras have been activated."

Hange hurried over and looked. "Oh...oh it's big."

You opened the closet and grabbed the dart gun. "I can make him sleep if I need to."

"I don't want you to risk anything."

You walked over and kissed her. "I won't. I promise."

She sighed. "Alright. I know I'm excited about these things and researching them, but they're dangerous."

You hummed in response. "You're right." You grabbed Hange and yanked her behind you when you heard a growl like nothing you'd heard before, then heavy thuds of feet move around your camp. "Keep quiet."

Hange blushed at you protecting her. "Okay."

You moved her to the bed. "Sit."

She sat in the middle of the bed and watched you move to the door and point the gun. "Babe?"

You glanced over at her. "I've got this."

You gripped the gun and double checked the door was locked. You moved back when the footsteps got closer to the door. You watched the door push towards you, then back as if someone was pressing against the door to test it.

You held your breath as they walked away. You clenched your jaw as trees snapped and whatever it was grunted and growled. You shivered as it banged things together, as if it was making a signal to others in the area.

You sat down and kept the gun pointed at the door. You didn't move from your spot even when the footsteps and noises drifted off into the distance and were long gone. You didn't move even when the sun began to rise and heat up the caravan.

"Babe?"

You jumped at Hange's voice. You looked over at her to see she was crouched at your side. "Sorry, I was so focused on protecting you."

"You should sleep."

You hummed. "I'm a bit hungry."

She stood up and unlocked the front door. "Let's see what the damage is out there." She climbed out to see your things had been moved around, trees were broken, a trail cam had been ripped down and there were footsteps in the dirt. "So much evidence!"

You laughed. "You're right."

She turned to you with pure delight in her eyes. "Bigfoot!"

You smiled back and fell in love with her all over again. "Yeah hon, bigfoot."

[celestialmango]

Mmm so I'm going to list all the daycare treats AUs that have yet to be written on the main list rn

Owl moon and zoo keeper reader(currently writing)

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Island harpy boys and borrow reader

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Animal crossing au Sun and moon

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Vore rpg boss Sun and Moondrop

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Bad end, slightly melted and malfunctioning Moon and kidnapped (not by him) reader(I made the note of horror for this one)

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Borrow reader and Moon with Tom and Jerry high jinks

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Dragons sun and moon with royal not yet ruler reader who doesn't want to marry(I found the gender neutral term is princette)

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Alien creature/cryptid sun and moon

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The alraune Sun and Moon (hehe it rhymes)

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Oh no I've been shrunk reader with Sun and Moon

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Slime Sun which is the prequel to meeting slime Moon which will be another chapter (slime rancher au)

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Another pirate sun and moon but reader is not a mer.(I put this on the list way before mermay )

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A slasher au(so like horror movie monsters that pick off people one by one till reader is left and instead of getting killed reader gets nommed)

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Monster in the closet au because the person you bought the house from didn't tell you just why it was so cheap.

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Another rpg au with accidental noms.

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Transformers Sun and Moon(spark twins/seekers)

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Giant sun and moon in the pizza plex.

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Mimic Moon who pretends to be a bed.

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Shoulder Angel and devil sun and moon where when you listen to one it causes them to grow, you think they aren't real till they get big enough to nom you and if nommed you kinda vanish because you're the only one who can see them

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Witch in training, accidental summon of new to being summoned sun and experienced moon who was supposed to supervise him.

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Drider Sun and Moon

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Friendly and jingly spirit orb sun and moon that have you help gather their pieces up so they can be whole again (dunno where I was going with that)

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The Glitchdrop arcade machine thing

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Ancient evil Moon who's trapped in a tomb and you get teleported into his stomach by a booby-trap, you suggest he teleports/lets you out and you can unseal him, he feels dumb because he's never thought about doing that with the people who ended up teleported into his stomach previously.

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Basically you release ancient unspeakable evil then he noms you again because while he agreed to let you out he never agreed that he wouldn't eat you again. Thinks you freaking out is funny and but isn't actually going to hurt you because the few days you were trapped together he grew to like you.

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Frog Moon and salamander Sun with fairy reader

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KH au with heartless Sun and Moon that kinda act like the nice mushroom heartless that play charades and give you things with reader as a key blade wielder and them hanging around you and cannibalizing other heartless makes them evolve and grow, they learn spells and help you out as back up, then they finally turn into ten foot tall boss heartless and stop eating other heartless but continue to act as support for you.

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Sun noodle and Moon Noodle's big Noodle brother Eclipse with reader who Sun found in previous noodley boys chapter

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Haunted house, reader (who's a sensitive) gives the spooks(who are demons) stuff and treats them like spooky roommates

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The siren heads sun and moon.

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Virus Eclipse who's a third ai in sun and moon's body (created by the virus) who becomes obsessed with lead staff bot reader(who's got legs instead of wheels) and wants to nom cute staff bot and never let cute staff bot (you) go, can't take control (yet) but gets Moon to chase you sometimes.

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Another monster in the closet au but with a frightened child reader(platonic of course because otherwise I would refuse to write it because ew)

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Yet another cryptid sun and moon but Sun is a bee and moon is a moth.

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Giant sun and moon(gonna put this in a fantasy setting) but Moon tries to get reader into a false sense of security so he can eat them but Sun unknowingly saves them because he thinks they're a new friend his brother made and wants to get to know too.

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Cat Moon with pet mouse reader who escaped from previous home owner and has been living in the walls ever since

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The artic mer thing

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Borrow reader who was caught in a mouse trap and found by moon

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fairy reader who's being hunted for their wing with one of the boys(between Sun Moon and Eclipse) as a forest creature that hide/rescues reader via noms.

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The arcade machine sun and moon mentioned earlier.

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Cursed doll sequel where Moon trains Sun in the art of safe noms.

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Another dragon Sun and Moon but they're injured and reader heals them but they continue to act injured because just so they can see reader who's trying to keep them secret from their town, town finds out and attacks reader one of the boys noms reader(fear play) then later the other one gets to nom reader (comfort)

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After fire Eclipse who was created by Sun and Moon chips melting together and entangled their code to survive (they can be separated again with a bit of work) comfort noms reader who ended up in ruined plex and couldn't find their way out. Eclipse noms due to acting on both sun and moon's whims, Sun's being 'comfort....friend?' and Moon's being ' INTRUDER! Eat the human' which translates to Eclipse to nom and comfort human.

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Hypno Moon, you and a bunch of other adults decide to explore burned and abandoned plex, moon still has the virus, spots you, decides to eat you, hypnotizes you telling you to give in to it and gives you praises as you fall under his control, noms slowly because you are unable to fight back, lets the hypnosis go after he's back in his hideaway, Moon got separated from Sun during the fire, became lonely and a bit more unhinged so nommed you because lonely but also because he thought you looked small enough for him to be able to nom you.

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Got a deathclaw experiment sun and moon with doctor reader who grew up in a vault then got kick out. Sun and Moon were last surviving deathclaws, are everything except each other to survive, reader finds vault they're in, Sun chases them out because food, Moon following after then they see the door was finally opened. Less thinking reader food and more curious now because they can find other things to eat now.

Both catch up to reader, see another deathclaw about to kill reader, sun attack other deathclaw while Moon kinda almost lays down on reader, is guarding reader. They eat the other deathclaw, reader is in shock, boys finish, reader thinks they're gonna get eaten for real when Moon picks them up but boys are grateful reader freed them but they're arguing about who gets to pouch you first, Moon noms you during argument, you freak out cause you got ate.

That's it for the main list, now for the mermay prompts that I was unable to write during mermay

We have

Betta fish reader who Sun and Moon steal from the closing down aquarium in the plex because of reader being the only thing alive and still fighting to survive despite their terrible living conditions

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Tiny Child mer reader, with shark Sun and Moon ("Moony's a baby eater!")

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Jellyfish sun and moon(which again, gotta rework the plot on that one)

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Bioluminescent Cleaner fish reader with shark twins who watch you during your off time when you hum and 'dance' in soothing patterns to entertain yourself, they think they're sneaky and you haven't noticed them, you have and just think they're too shy to ask you for help with parasites and such.

Boys are hiding because they don't want to scare the cute fish. Sun's and Moon's shark species in this one imprint on a single prey and their bodies will see that prey as a part of themselves and cover said prey with protective secretions in their throat that will sink into prey's skin making shark unable to digest prey as they're moved into a sack of sorts that's opening is attached to the side of said sharks stomach.

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The stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft reader who gets nommed by Moon, who gets told on by Sun to Eclipse who then noms moon cause Moon didn't want to share or spit reader up

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Deepsea diver reader with Glitchdrop mer.

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Tiny reader with anxiety that can't rest till they're hidden(Moon noms for sure,)

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Reader used as bait and rescued by mer sun and moon

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And finally, the siren sun & moon with sailer/deckhand reader(who they are attempting to court without using their voices so reader knows their intentions are pure but doesn't really realize that they are being courted by the two) romance

[whispering-jabberwocky]

Oh baby, my time has come!

I'm actually a huge name nerd and most (not all) of my brainchildren have a very meaningful names. Let's start!

Samir Rihh

He is my dnd character: rogue/wizard air genasi. We play in an fantasy setting inspired by India, Africa and Middle East. He was inspired by the tale of Alibaba and Forty Thieves.

First of all, his surname is, I think, morroccan and it means "wind". I'm not 100% sure since it was a wild google search some time ago, and I can't find this page anymore.

His first name was given to him after his great grandmother - Samira, who loudly and proudly banged a djinn for money. The name actually has two meanings, depending on a country of origin. In India it would mean "a light breeze". In arabic countries it means "companion in evening talk". Both match him pretty well, especially after heartfelt conversation with Lia during night watch.

Now, before he was using his bithname, he used a lot of nicknames. Our dnd party met him under "Nine". It was simple, he only got nine fingers at the time. I really wanted to play with someone with a weird nickname then. After he get his missing finger back, he began colling himself "Spectre", because that is what Tanit, our necromancer and his best friend, was calling him, after their first meeting in the desert. She saved his life, as he was stumbled upon a caravan she was traveling with, almost bleeding to deat due to his famous finger getting chopped off. His other known nicknames include "Dragonfly" and "Blackbird". Granted, all of them sound different to us, since we play in Polish.

Lanaya

She was my first dnd character. A wood elf druid, who is secretly a werewolf.

I must say, I did not do her justice. I had trouble playing her properly as I never really get a good grip of who she is.

She was raised in a pretty hippie elven society, where there was a druid in every family. Everyone knew each other, so nobody bothered with surnames. Therefore she doesn't have one.

As for her name i ripped it of from Dragon Age Origins, but also kind of meaningfully. In the game, Lanaya was a First to the Keeper of the Dalish clan, that the Warden may recruit to stop the Blight. However, the Dalish currently have problem with werewolfs attacking their camp.

Mash

Mash is my sweet baby warforged warlock.

The thing is there are some gender shenaningans about them. As his owner never gave him a proper name and called them simply Machine (Maszyna in Polish), they were officialy refered to using feminine pronouns and conjugation (maszyna is a feminine noun in Polish). However, since Mash in a concious being and wishes to be his own person, he uses masculine pronouns and conjugation, while talking about himself. He also calls himself Mash, instead of Machine.

Honorable mention of my FFXIV babies:

- J'lico Khat: she is goooone, but au ras are prettier, what can I say? She was my main miqo'te girl from Seekers of the Sun. Her name was 100% lore friendly, but also a huge troll, as it was a sorta phonetic way to spell "Jellicle Cat". You know, like from Cats the musical? I started playing in pandemics and it was the last movie I saw in the cinema at the time.

- Suiren Aijiro: us what J'lico has become. Did I mentioned au ras are prettier? Anyway, it was a bit of a spontanious decision, but I needed a nice, old-timey japanese name. To be lore friendly! And there is a character named Suiren in a comic I am making with my sister. So I stoled it. From myself. I feel kinda weird about it tbh. Primarly I came upon it in a manga Hibi Chou Chou (this is not a recomendation, this shoujo is bland). It means "water lily". As for Aijiro i took it from list of traditional japanese coulors. This one is white with a hint of indigo.

-Soren Wolpertinger: my beautiful bunny boy. Ok, so Soren means "strict, severe" and that's not a vibe, but I adore the sound of it. And Wolpertinger is a german cryptid - a creature with rabbit head, squirrel body, deer antlers and wings of a pheasant.

Now, I don't really know who to tag, as Vio already tagged everyone I know, who would be intetested. So feel double tagged! Spill the beans!

OC name meanings tag!

Stealing from @albatris :3

Rules: Search and post the meaning of your OCs’ names (if you made their name up or they go by a nickname, post an explanation of how it came to you)! Bonus if you can find something for their last name too

Emerald "Emmy" Acero:

"So, uh. Don't think I ever got the chance to give you my name. It's Emerald—" "—Like the gemstone?" "-Yeah like the gemstone. You can just call me Emmy though. Everyone else does."

Emmy's first name is pretty self-explanatory. His last name, Acero, is Spanish for Steel. His father, Orion Acero, picked it out when transitioning as a way to distance himself from his dead identity and any ties to Emmy's other father (whom has no idea he even is a father). Therefore, once Emmy was born, it became his last name as well. The only thing Emmy has even been told about his other biological parent was that he is a 'deadbeat musician' and that Orion didn't want Emmy to end up going down the same path.

OOC, Emerald was an import of my D&D rogue, Immeral (Immi), when I was invited to my first VtM game and had trouble coming up with a character thanks to Long Covid brainfog. What started as a modern clone of an existing character ended up evolving into his own being and is hardly recognizable from his D&D origins. The most notably being Emmy is an absolute heart of gold, dumb of ass. And Immi is a Lawful Evil dumpster fire. Which brings us to...

Immeral Ethanasath:

The character that would become one of my most replayed and AU'd to death (quite literally in most of his games) was a last minute randomly generated lawful evil rogue as a loyal subordinate for my buddy CerberusKnight's Conquest Paladin, Ajexs. Everything from his appearance to his subclass was randomly assigned in a scramble to have the character ready for a D&D one-shot. I had so much fun playing him I put him in a longform campaign to determine his origin story. Then COVID absolutely bodied me in mid 2020 and left me with less than stellar focus or creative function. I stopped playing spellcasters altogether because I couldn't keep up with the complexity and found it hard to create even new martial classes that didnt feel like cardboard cutouts. So I played Immi again. And again.

As for how he got his nickname, English is not CerberusKnight's first language and he had a lot of trouble pronouncing Immeral, often adding a 'd' to the end and accidentally calling him 'Immerald'. So we made it canon that Immeral loves nicknames because Common is also not his first language, so he told the paladin Ajexs that he could just call him 'Immi' as long as Ajexs let him call him 'A.J.' in return.

So of course, you can see where once I imported him to a 'human' setting, 'Immeral' naturally became 'Emerald'. I've only just recently gotten into a place of recovery where I can create new characters again, but I've been playing iterations of this disaster since 2019 and he holds a special place in my heart.

And as far as I know, the name means absolutely nothing and in canon, Immi picked it out himself when he hit a century old, aka elf adulthood.

Javier Andres Peña:

Emmy remembers the little message he found once he was awake again. Scrawled on a sticky note and left stuck to his cracked phone screen: Don’t walk home by yourself anymore, okay? —Javier

Javier, the Spanish derivative of Xavier, means 'new house'. Andres is a derivative of Andrew, meaning 'manly' or 'warrior' (hilarious, considering this man is the walking personification of toxic masculinity). Peña originates from 'de la Peña' or 'by the cliffside' or 'by the rocks'

I can't take the credit for this one. Javier started as a backstory character for Emerald (the one responsibly for Emmy's turning, specifically) created by that game's Storyteller. However, the original version of that game flopped horribly and I left it after being treated quite poorly by the storyteller and one of their players. Myself and two other folks from the game liked our character interactions so much we decided to split off and keep running the game, set in a new city. And of course, Emerald ended up reaching out to his renegade ex to escape one court and arrive safely half a country away.

Javier's role ended up being upgraded from a backstory character to a proper NPC by @zeeseal, but while sorting out Javier and Emerald's history, Javier ended up becoming our shared brainchild. Our beautiful disaster son. And of course, Emmy endearingly refers to him as 'Javi'.

I finally got a chance to play Javier as a true PC when I was invited to a game set in 1982 Melbourne Australia, as Javier's backstory included being turned in the 1980s and it seemed fun to explore what he was like before he became jaded with his new lot in unlife as an eternal 20something. I often poke @zeeseal for her input on how our terrible terrible son would react to certain things for the first time and the game has been a blast so far. Especially being American and playing an American character stuck with no home and no money in Australia with other Australian players/PCs and Storyteller.

As for tags, I'm sniping @bludoods, @whispering-jabberwocky @mayaminamoto, @sayonaramidnight, @raceofhearts and @ichithecupcake.

(And anyone else who wants to do it)

[moreloke]

they met a new friend!

inspired by @vampirewalterskinner 's Cryptid Seekers AU :3 go read it now!!

[mellowheartthecat]

Maddening Mission Chapter 1

Writing is already hard, but its even harder if you’re writing with OCs you made and you feel embarrassed bout it cause you feel its cringe yes i know cringe culture is dead but i still feel it ok. Its even worse when you’re having them go to a person who you really don’t know’s au.

Yeah, anyway this takes place in @coolfireguy73  ‘s monster/cryptid tf2 au. After I read through the info I immediately thought of a gag and immediately got the motivation to make this. Check out my sideblog if you want more info on my OCs and the world they come from.

Next

Silence.

That is what Beastmaster imagined the others would hear. She sometimes wished it was the same for her. However, her brain doesn’t filter out sound, so she hears it all. The blowing of the air conditioner. The tap-taps of Seeker playing his gameboy. The subtle creek of the pilots chair as Bomber relaxes into the seat. She sighed and put on her noise protection headphones.

Sometimes she wished they could play music, but alas they only block out sound. She doesn’t like when she’s alone with her thoughts, as they tend to wander to dark places. She wondered why Tank, the leader of her group of mercenaries, split the team in two this time, and especially wondered why she was put in charge. Oh well, she thought. I might as well do what I am asked to. She knew she wasn’t a good leader, history proved that, but she’d at least try. She relaxed on the chair. She rechecked the mission’s vague description on her coms watch.

HELP WANTED: Monsters lurk in this city. I’m one of the few survivors. Help me turn them back.

She still did not understand what it meant. It would be a bit before this little ship could reach the universe of the mission. She rechecked the supplies she brought. Binoculars, 6 Healer’s Brew, a couple energy tonics for herself, a canister of water, and a ferro rod. She really hoped that this would be one of those easy missions.

How wrong she was.

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They got to their destination. Even seeing the place through the windshield visibly unnerved the other two. Seeker was the one to break the silence.

“Bloody hell, what happened...” Nobody could answer. The poster of the job did warn about this, but reading and seeing are two different things.

Bomber landed the ship in an abandoned parking lot. The other two were a bit hesitant to open the hatch. Beastmaster sighed and opened it up and stepped outside. The other two followed.

“So,” she spoke up. “How are we going to find our client?” The other two shrugged, looking tense. Beastmaster grumbled. “Alimsalla’s sake, you are mercenaries! You kill for a living! Pull your shit together!”

“We know that!” Bomber protested. “But this place, it feels like a graveyard. Something’s horribly wrong happened here. There’s so many souls not put to rest.” Bomber has a special gift that allows him to hear and communicate with spirits. He’d said in the past that he wouldn’t be exploding things if he didn’t have that gift. Beastmaster grunted.

“Do not act like you are a saint that cares.” She paused long enough for Seeker to add commentary.

“Yeah, mate, why would you even mention that, you blow people up for a living. But, eh, looking at this place, I can’t exactly blame him. Honestly, yeah, I feel the same. You think Tank would be too mad if we just cancelled the mission?”

“No, we are not doing that.” Beastmaster sighed. “Besides, we are far from normal, we do dangerous jobs like this often. You would not be complaining if Tank was in charge. Calm yourself.” She held out her hand and summoned her trusty bird named Turkey. Nearly everyone from her multiverse has a soul animal that they can summon at will and at any size, in exchange for their energy. Without Turkey and her other creatures, she would not be here. Turkey looks around suspiciously.

“Lads.” Seeker’s panicked tone stopped them in their tracks. “We got company.” They turned to where he was facing. In the distance there was a man in a suit, ominously watching them. The three mercenaries drew their weapons; Beastmaster drew her shortsword, Bomber grabbed a grenade, and Seeker grabbed a knife. “I don’t think he’s a friend.”

“We will never know unless we communicate.” Beastmaster cautiously began approaching. “Do you happen to be our client?” The man simply stood there, staring at her. When she got close enough to see that in his eyes was nothing but a black void she knew that this wasn’t their client, this is one of the monsters the client warned about in their request. Clones of the man start pouring out of every tree, alley, anywhere with cover. Beastmaster quickly sidestepped back to get to the group. She estimated there was around 40 of them. “It was a trap! There is no hesitating now, everyone for themselves!”

She sheathes her blade and quickly jumped on Turkey and took to the skies, while Bomber chugged the grenade and dove behind a barricade. Seeker pulled out another knife for his other hand and ran around, piercing each clone’s gut as he passed. Beastmaster summoned a long crab with an arm cannon, and held it like a rocket launcher. She muttered some Arkarian and it fired a shot of concentrated water, dissipating many of the clones. However, more clones just kept coming, replacing the ones they killed. They all knew they couldn’t win. Without a word, she flew the bird down and landed behind the barricade with Bomber.

“We must get out of here. Get on my bird, it will go get Seeker. Help him on, then it will come back for me.” She muttered some more Arkarian and the crab she was holding fired another water shot.

“Are you sure? I don’t even know how to ride that thing!” Bomber pulled the pin and chucked another grenade.

“Yes I'm sure. Now hurry! There's not much time. I'll hold them off for as long as I can.” The crab fired another water shot.

“Okay, okay.” He chucks a final gernade and heads over to her bird. “Uh, c’mon birdie, lets get moving.” The bird grunted as he clumsily got on. Her bird took to the skies and left her there. Now is the time to truly give it her all. She put the crab down on the barrier and instructed it to keep firing. She knew it would take a minimum of around 30 seconds to get the two and head back to her, she had to hold them off. She summoned a beast that resembles a large mole and instructed it to attack as she pulled her blade and sliced at some clones herself. Even with all of this, she knew they were closing in. She looked over and saw Seeker getting on Turkey. She summoned a horse-deer hybrid while desummoning the crab and the mole. She quickly got on and rode through a gap between the clones, kicking off a couple that stubbornly held on. She whistled loudly to alert Turkey, who flew to be alongside her. She desummoned the horse as she leaped off and grabbed onto her bird’s talons. As they flew away, she looked back and saw the creature disguised as a man staring back.

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They landed near the outskirts of a forest. Beastmaster desummoned Turkey. They sat there for what felt like an eternity, at a loss of words.

“So uh...” Seeker broke the silence. “You mates got any idea what the FUCK just happened??” Beastmaster shrugged in response.

“I am not sure. I have never seen anything like it.” She felt a little lightheaded. Drat, she thought. I used too much energy. Summoning her beasts, or Soul Creatures as they are actually called, uses the body’s own energy. It even costs a small amount of energy for them to even move, let alone fire blasts of ‘water’. Naturally, having several out to fight was quite draining. She reached into her bag to get an energy tonic.

“We’ve all never seen anything like it.” Bomber laid down a few moments after saying that. “I’m going to need a bit, I’m not used to riding on a bird...”

“I am glad that at least the nervousness went away as soon at the fight started.” The woman chuckled, then downed the tonic.

“‘Course it did,” Seeker responded. “We know where the bloody enemy is, we can bloody do what we do best.” He stabbed the air with the two knifes he was holding onto for dear life the whole flight there. Then he stopped and thought about something. “...Hang on. Just bloody realized something. How the hell are we gonna beat them if we can’t kill them?” They all think for a bit.

“Well,” Bomber pipes up. “Maybe they can be bargained with?” Beastmaster shrugs.

“Perhaps some, but not all. I have just realized something.” The other two turned to listen. “While there was not much emotion in the eyes of that thing, I could tell at least this; he was not killing us for no reason. He was acting like an intelligent wild animal. We were its prey.” She paused. “And since they act like wild creatures, the best way to earn their trust is through their stomach. Especially for the ones that are not competing as well for resources.”

“Er...” Seeker did not seem convinced. “Are you seriously saying that we tame them like bloody dogs??” Beastmaster sighed as she stood up.

“I truly wish it was that easy.” She put the empty tonic away and tossed Seeker the ferro rod. “Get a fire started. I will go get something for us to eat.”

“You sure?” Bomber looked around. “We’re out in the open.”

“Yes I am sure.” Do not move too far. If you need me contact me via your coms watch.” She headed into the depths of the forest.

The forest was eerily silent. Every animal in it ran at the slightest sound. She knew something was not right. She took a deep breath and let her ears guide her. She did not hear any large animals, she would have to settle with something small like a rabbit or a squirrel. Which would be fine with her, since the others would not even touch the organs with a 10 foot pole. She chuckled internally. She heard the light crunch of leaves in the distance. Sounded like something big. Maybe they will have deer tonight. Wait, no, not a deer. It only has two legs... And it’s approaching.

She realized she was not the only one hunting in that forest that night.

--

“Man, how long is she gonna take?” Seeker, who was sitting on his ass doing nothing, grumbled out loud. Bomber sighed.

“She just went in there 15 minutes ago. Can you be patient for once?”

“Hell no. I’m the fast one in the bloody team, I gotta get things done fast, y’know?” He pulled out one of his many knifes and flipped it around. Bomber dropped the twigs he was gathering in front of him.

“Light a fire, will you?” Seeker nodded.

“Yeah, sure.” He scraped the ferro rod with a knife and lit the twigs up. “So uh, what the bloody hell was up with that guy?” Bomber sat down and shrugged.

“No clue. And, uh, being honest, I didn’t really get what Beastmaster was going on about either.” Seeker got up.

“Bloody right. Some sort of animal? No bloody way. He was more like a bloody zombie, he was all like ‘araraugghh let me kill you i want to eat your corpse’“ He fake stumbled over to Bomber and fake attacked him, acting like a zombie. Bomber chuckled and pushed him back with one hand.

Then they heard a gunshot in the distance. A bullet lodged itself in the ground about a foot to the right of them. They looked at the bullet hole.

“Uh oh.” Seeker spoke the mind of the duo.

--END OF CHAPTER--

Finally, done with this. This story has been sitting in my drafts for like over a month now, i’ve just been forgettin about it. Anyway, I dunno when I’ll make chapter 2.

And before you ask no i will probably not finish my other fic until deltarune chapter 3 comes out and reignites my interest in that fandom.

Read about the fic here: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/coolfireguy73

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#5

My boi StarShade, star seeker frametype by @dimorphodon-x. He's the smaller assassin type.

Gave up on trying to draw him properly so just went straight for the colors. Had no idea how to choose them so just used this palette generator. Might dull/darken the blue later but for now that's it.

More info below (not all that much, it's the first time I have name+design before story and background), cursed meme for those who manage to get till the end:

For now his story is kinda backwards - I know that eventually he ends up in a dance group Neon Shadows (based on groups like MPLUSPLUS or Light Balance, more on NS hopefully later) but before that happens I need to marinate him in some good 'ol character developing angst.

Ghost, shadow, phantom, cryptid, camo... many terms for just one guy with one neat outlier ability - super stealth. Combine it with being a massive fraggin liar and you get Starshade.

Idk yet who found and onlined him, what they needed him for and how he was trained. But I do know he lies amazingly and casually so much that not even a lie detector can get him. Because of that he gets tied up in the war as a spy. Doesn't matter for which side 'cuz then he becomes a double spy. Then triple and quadruple and and and in the end you don't know who's side he's really on.

He doesn't know either, nor does he care. All he cares about is himself and to steer all trouble away, to confuse others and manipulate the situation in such way that he's never the suspect.

At first he doesn't care how much chaos he causes as long as the consequences don't reach him. But after some decisions that fucked over some peeps he didn't want to get fucked over he does some thinking and decides to de-escalate conflicts instead of escalating them. Basically he figures he just wants the war to end now more than ever.

Because of his job he's a loner, which is a shame 'cuz he's very sociable and loves hanging out with others. And dancing. He loves music and dance. Sadly he can never be completely honest with others and never feels like he truly belongs to any group.

Eventually I want him to have a stealth car bf and also get him adopted by a flock of stealth seekers. And then join the Neon Shadows. Surely they won't regret taking in an ex-spy-but-acc-just-a-liar-coward-traitor. What can possibly go wrong? You can't tell me those golden eyes can lie. Surely his past won't come to bite him in the aft.

Ahem anyway...

His super stealth includes:

engine and ventilation are very quiet

colors can go from mostly gold/magenta to dark mode (pic above) and he prefers it that way

hard to detect by both cameras and radars

can be taken for freshly deceased even by a medic as his spark is harder to detect as well

naturally moves very quietly without even trying, may spook others by accident by just walking into a room without announcement

For now that's all, have a meme now:

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#4

Abyss barely had his first flight lesson when his family had to run away and he got separated from them in the process. Luckilly Knight Strike found him and immediately adopted him.

Abby so tiny he still has some baby fuzz 🥺 Striker will protecc.

Ocs belong to @president-alpine, au idea to @dimorphodon-x (thank you!!). Progress pics and more info under the cut <3

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41 notes - Posted March 6, 2022

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Giving this guy his own post because drawing him was the most yolo decision and it even turned out quite decent despite me not even trying much lol

The brush pens were super cheap and the blue one was dying from the start so yeah, idk why I decided to draw him xD First thought was to draw him in his alt, just a flat triangle with some extras. And before I knew it I was drawing this instead.

62 notes - Posted October 16, 2022

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Ok so regarding this post:

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(tagging @cirilee @im-a-mint and @curious-sootball, thank for insppiration <3)

I didn't draw people interrupting him 'cuz the doorframe was already too small and doing everything anew would be too much effort so yeah. But anyway:

This is the best pic tbh, the further we go the less effort I put askdjfh

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87 notes - Posted February 28, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

@cirilee

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