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House with a clown nose.

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Hey!! Here's a cloud ☁️

“Take one more step and I will beat you with your damn suitcase!” he hollered across the empty bay. Loki faltered to a stop and finally turned around. “Really? That’s your threat?” Thor could imagine the unimpressed look when he couldn’t see it. The light was too bright and Loki too far away, a black smudge against the white glare. “If you’re leaving, I’m coming with you!” Loki was silent for a moment. “What of your dogs?” “They’re also coming!” “And I’m not living in a Seattle apartment with ten huskies!” Loki’s voice was thick with emotion. “It’s thirteen!” Thor was finally at the shore, stepped out onto the ice, and the sun briefly vanished behind a cloud. In the dimmed light, he could see Loki’s expression: painfully sad, amused against his will. “I will make you sleep in the streets.” “I’ll build a house,” Thor shouted, “for you, and me, and the dogs.”

("Ten Miles From Safety" - the Alaska 1920s AU I'll eventually edit)

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You are faced with some random problem and the only person who can help you is the main character from the last piece of media you consumed (you can also do favorite character if there are multiple main characters). You can stay in this universe or be in the universe of the character, whichever you prefer, but the problem remains the same and the only person who can directly help you is the main character. That character can call on the help of those they know in their media, but when it comes down to it, they are the only person really helping you. How do you react to this situation?

Spin to find out your problem:

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A flash of light, screech of tires, then a bruising impact to his right kidney. Loki was lifted off his feet and smacked into the windshield of the bright-orange Audi R8. He recognized the car before the shocked-looking driver: Tony Stark, the man they were suing. Stark pumped the brakes and Loki unceremoniously rolled off the side of the hood and fell, face first, onto the wet, dirty pavement of December’s Manhattan. He wheezed and made eye contact with a very pale Darcy. He gestured for her to move, and with a silent thumbs-up, she disappeared behind a dumpster.

(Act 1 of hallmark_frostiron_au_V02.odt)

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Reblog if you're a perverted woman with dubious motives

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Send me a ☁️ for a dialogue WIP or a 🌹for a paragraph WIP

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Uk peeps!! Let’s get this going! 🏳️‍⚧️🇬🇧

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me in five years when i still don’t have my life together:

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i swear my writing process is just me laying in bed, staring at the ceiling, thinking "what if they kissed and it ruined their lives?"

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My partner critiques my fics in memes, I felt this on a very personal level.

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Talking with writers online

Their stories: Amazing grammar, soaring vocabulary, beautiful imagery and prose which flows like a river.

In chats: no capitalisation or punctuation, swears like a sailor, misspellings everywhere, acronyms and abbreviations every five words, idek

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civic duty

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shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

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The Avengers

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Ideal human au loki careers (incomplete list)

Used car salesman

Evangelical preacher with a private jet

Antiques dealer with dubious and questionable methods of aquiring shop items

That one guy that carved fake human footprint fossils and sold them to tourists during the great depression and accidentally reignited young earth creationism

Guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can get you whatever illegal thing you just asked for

Loan shark

Crypto grifter

Lighthouse keeper with a dark secret

Art forger

Whatever pt barnum was doing with the feegee mermaid