i will never understand why more people in their 80s don't commit felonies. you reach that age and surely there's something illegal you always wanted to do but didn't bc Consequences
dammit, GO FORTH GRANNIES!!! rob an armored car! hold up that bank! tunnel your way into fort knox! what are they gonna do, sentence you to 20 years? good fuckin luck with that
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Ok, but if you wanna circle that Siken quote around, maybe post the whole thing?
The second part is the important one.
Also, for those who still can't seperate fiction from reality and are obvi already pestering him, because he dared to name that ship:
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Future Louis in my canon playthrough:
I picked the nice dialogues & the non-violent options
I romanced & saved Louis + Trusted AJ.
Future Louis in my opposite playthrough:
I picked the mean dialogues & violent options
I romanced & saved Violet + Did not trust AJ
Future Louis drawings without the words below:
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They want my social security number
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more things my coworkers and i have said as aftg
since apparently people liked the first one
renee: how’s everyone doing?
dan: things are happening today
renee: good things?
dan: sure, good things with a twist
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kevin: that’s what i’m here for
neil: encouragement?
kevin: no, to make you want to cry more
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nicky: you gotta go hard. harder than that, no even- hi welcome to”
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nicky: i call this daddy broom
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andrew: i’m literally gonna go beat him up for you
kevin: no he would wreck both of us
andrew: good, then i can sue him
kevin: no, he doesn’t have money
allison: why are you with him then?
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allison: only bitchy moms drive that car
andrew: my mom has that car
allison: and i bet she’s a bitch
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neil: my favorite hobby, credit card fraud
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dan: i don’t like how quiet it is
neil: we could start screaming if you want… what
dan: i was talking about the oven
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aaron: hey do you think you could destroy this?
andrew: if i can hit it with my car
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why tf did cardmember services sound like they were calling from a secret supervillain lair under antarctica and WHY did someone steal my credit card to 1) spend $500 at wawa market online and 2) buy something from logitech
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sick 2 my literal stomach right now because i wanna be the reason rafe says “don’t piss me off” 20 times a day.
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one thing i do appreciate about the star wars fandom is how they'll truly play with the characters like dolls. no concept too weird or self-indulgent over there on ao3. sending characters backwards and forwards in time on a whim. giving thee most random characters force-sensitivity (alex kallus???). a character drops their wallet and it kicks off a 34-chapter-long epic in which the whole galaxy gets saved. fuck a skywalker saga, the protagonist is now clone trooper number 29343859793 who has 3 lines of dialogue and he gets to kill palpatine with his own bare hands. unironically i adore this. if i actually wrote the sith clone AU it wouldn't even stick out over there. people would just be like "oh a fic where cody is force-sensitive and falls to the dark side because of order 66 and then maul teaches him sith stuff, and in the end they're in a weird codependent throuple with obi-wan? guess it's a tuesday"
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