#Credit card frauds.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i will never understand why more people in their 80s don't commit felonies. you reach that age and surely there's something illegal you always wanted to do but didn't bc Consequences

dammit, GO FORTH GRANNIES!!! rob an armored car! hold up that bank! tunnel your way into fort knox! what are they gonna do, sentence you to 20 years? good fuckin luck with that

[brsb4hls]

Ok, but if you wanna circle that Siken quote around, maybe post the whole thing?

The second part is the important one.

Also, for those who still can't seperate fiction from reality and are obvi already pestering him, because he dared to name that ship:

[seasononesam]

Besides, we're good at it. It's what we were raised to do. Yeah, well, how we were raised was jacked.

[destielmemenews]

source 1

source 2

[bluebutterfly1]

Future Louis in my canon playthrough:

I picked the nice dialogues & the non-violent options

I romanced & saved Louis + Trusted AJ.

Future Louis in my opposite playthrough:

I picked the mean dialogues & violent options

I romanced & saved Violet + Did not trust AJ

Future Louis drawings without the words below:

[shortmexicangirl]

you: trauma dumping

me, an intellectual: an ao3 authors note explaining why they took so long to update

[stargun2307]

I can’t shut up about the robot women in my head, so here we go again. Detective Sergeant Vadász, STAR-V22-13, is (supposed to be) an investigations officer attached to a Blockwart office in the Vinetan city of Éden. Unfortunately for the residents of the city, Vadász spends her off-the-clock hours committing the same crimes she’s supposed to be protecting the citizens under her watch from. Her speciality is breaking and entering. That office door you thought you locked? It might as well not even exist, because she’s in it reading your emails right now. Keep a close eye on your credit card if she ever comes around to you, because if you don’t watch out, it won’t be your credit card anymore!

Vadász’s Storch girlfriend and partner-in-crime is a local Protektor Controller, and together they run a multi-million-rationmark extortion ring. Both of them have been arrested multiple times for various crimes, including but not limited to tax fraud, tax evasion, bribery, extortion, blackmail, breaking and entering, trespassing, and grand theft auto. Each time they have been let off with a warning.

[rohirric-hunter]

They want my social security number

[trauma-insence]

more things my coworkers and i have said as aftg

since apparently people liked the first one

renee: how’s everyone doing?

dan: things are happening today

renee: good things?

dan: sure, good things with a twist

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kevin: that’s what i’m here for

neil: encouragement?

kevin: no, to make you want to cry more

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nicky: you gotta go hard. harder than that, no even- hi welcome to”

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nicky: i call this daddy broom

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andrew: i’m literally gonna go beat him up for you

kevin: no he would wreck both of us

andrew: good, then i can sue him

kevin: no, he doesn’t have money

allison: why are you with him then?

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allison: only bitchy moms drive that car

andrew: my mom has that car

allison: and i bet she’s a bitch

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neil: my favorite hobby, credit card fraud

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dan: i don’t like how quiet it is

neil: we could start screaming if you want… what

dan: i was talking about the oven

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aaron: hey do you think you could destroy this?

andrew: if i can hit it with my car

[flouftie]

I'm so sad that the TV series ended not because they wanted it to end that way but because they ran out of money for it and that whole credit card fiasco has made them paranoid from doing anymore crowdfunding

[lordsardine]

🤗

[gender-trash]

why tf did cardmember services sound like they were calling from a secret supervillain lair under antarctica and WHY did someone steal my credit card to 1) spend $500 at wawa market online and 2) buy something from logitech

[bunnyrafe]

sick 2 my literal stomach right now because i wanna be the reason rafe says “don’t piss me off” 20 times a day.

[liesonthefloordramatically]

it's the most wonderful time of the year (I get flagged one thousand times for credit card fraud for having the nerve to try to book hotels in Japan)

[weepylucifer]

one thing i do appreciate about the star wars fandom is how they'll truly play with the characters like dolls. no concept too weird or self-indulgent over there on ao3. sending characters backwards and forwards in time on a whim. giving thee most random characters force-sensitivity (alex kallus???). a character drops their wallet and it kicks off a 34-chapter-long epic in which the whole galaxy gets saved. fuck a skywalker saga, the protagonist is now clone trooper number 29343859793 who has 3 lines of dialogue and he gets to kill palpatine with his own bare hands. unironically i adore this. if i actually wrote the sith clone AU it wouldn't even stick out over there. people would just be like "oh a fic where cody is force-sensitive and falls to the dark side because of order 66 and then maul teaches him sith stuff, and in the end they're in a weird codependent throuple with obi-wan? guess it's a tuesday"

[doinkdoinkdonk]

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