#Crazy Lupin

[sevilynne]

"Snape was just petty."

Ahh... Yes... Years of tormenting, getting SA'd infront of the whole school, and almost getting killed is just being petty... SUREE...

[lily0evans0gf]

“remus lupin doesn’t like physical touch-” SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! that man is always touching his boyfriend. all. the. time. there’s always a hand on the small of sirius’s back, arms wrapped around his waist, fingers playing with his hair. remus lupin cannot keep his hands to himself. ever.

[comradekarin]

remember when the marauders fandom was actually about the marauders and lily/marlene/dorcas/mary? about jily and wolfstar? and not bigoted ass slytherins these new fans get they pussy wet for? go ahead and mention regulus, barty, rosier, mulciber or any other bg bigot again- see what happens…..

[maxdibert]

I think many people should appreciate the restraint Severus Snape shows throughout the whole saga because, honestly, if I had to face people who bullied me to the point of nearly killing me years later—and was literally forced to look them in the eye, endure their nonsense, and even collaborate with them civilly—I certainly wouldn’t have acted with that much self-control. I probably would have poisoned them by the second day with cyanide, hemlock, or simply shoved them in front of a double-decker bus. I really admire him as a person; he’s got some serious cold blood.

[t8oo]

wat the fuck are yall doing in my HOUSE

[lennengrad]

at this point whatever relationship i have with the marauders is past parasocial. it’s delusional. maladaptive even.

[car-bear]

most of the time everyone characterizes barty and evan being batshit crazy and regulus juts being so done with them but nonono regulus is also batshit crazy and enables everything the other two do he is just more quiet about it, who do you think is the mastermind?

[mikalilys]

How I feel trying to explain the marauders fandom to people:

“So you know the marauders map right?? Have you read Harry Potter?? Yes? Good. So in the prisoner of Azkaban yk remus and Sirius? Yes Harry’s godfather and professor, well they dated, no not in canon, but you’re going to have to learn to throw away canon if you want to understand this. Oh the marauders map? Right uhhh so!! Moony, wormatail, padfoot and prongs, they’re the marauders and the main guys of this fandom. Did you know that they’re names go on the map in reverse order to when they died? Well anyway!! Those are their nicknames, their real names are Remus lupin, yes Harry’s 3rd year professor, didn’t they go over this in the book?? You were to busy paying attention to the plot? Oh. Well!! The others are Peter pettigrew (the one who betrayed james and lily) Sirius black (Harry’s godfather) and James potter (Harry’s dad) There’s a whole fandom dedicated to Harry’s dad and his friends? Yes.

Anyway I haven’t even gotten onto the Valkyries yet!! Who are the Valkyries?? Well-”

[lexithwrites]

Y’all have got me thinking about james/regulus/remus so now I’ve got the idea of remus face down ass up for James whose going crazy behind him and grinning at reg whose kneeling on the floor in front of Remus, telling him how well he’s taking it, how good he sounds, how sexy he looks and Remus just whimpering into his mouth when they kiss

[lpn3rd]

explosive luzeni in Operation Return the Treasure

[interstellarlyinlove]

Bed Sharing (May 18th)

word count: 471

@wolfstarmicrofic

“You know what annoys me?”

Remus huffs, tugging at the blanket that Sirius is hogging. “Sharing a tiny twin bed with someone who doesn’t understand that also means sharing the blanket?”

Sirius laughs, letting go. “Sorry, love. I didn’t realize. Are you comfortable?”

Remus smiles. He’s with Sirius, of course he’s comfortable. Still, he says, “No.” 

“Too bad,” Sirius says. “You’re stuck with me. All winter break.”

“Lucky me,” Remus says, and he’s giggly despite himself. He loves spending winter breaks with the Potters, and he loves spending them there even more now that he and Sirius figured their shit out. 

“Candles,” Sirius says, tugging at Remus’ hair. 

“Huh?” Remus asks because he mostly loses neurons when his hair gets played with. Sue him. But also he’s pretty sure candles have nothing to do with anything at the moment.

“What annoys me. Candles.”

“Sure,” Remys says. “Why not. Let’s hate candles. Who needs to see in the dark, anyway. Might as well be blind for–”

Sirius is laughing. “I don’t hate the concept of candles, necessarily–”

“What the fuck are you going on about, my darling?”

“I hate that they have candle memories. I don’t burn a candle right one time and it’s fucked up for life. Like, grow up.” 

Remus blinks. He’s so fucking in love. “It is kind of unkind to hate something for having a memory though, isn't it?”

Sirius smiles, and it’s blinding. Even more so in the barely lit Potter guest room. The only thing Sirius’ parents did right in their entire existence was naming Sirius after the brightest star in the sky. Remus would believe that the star was named after Sirius and not the other way around in a second. “That is a very prettily-worded question.”

“You are a very prettily-named person,” Remus says, kissing Sirius’ temple. “It also really isn’t hard to just let the candle burn correctly the first time so you don’t fuck it up for life.”

“It’s the principle of it, Remus.”

“Because you’re such a principle person.”

Sirius looks scandalized. “I could be!”

Remus laughs. “I’m joking, babe.”

“Ha ha, hilarious,” Sirius says, and Remus thinks Sirius wants to scowl but he’s smiling too much for it to work. “Are you tired?”

Remus shakes his head. “Not really.”

Sirius holds out his hand, palm up. “Come. I want to show you something.”

Remus hates apparating, and he’s in night clothes that are far too light to be anywhere but under blankets on a tiny bed in the middle of winter, but it’s Sirius, and Remus would follow him to the end of the world if he asked him to. So Remus takes his hand, and they apparate together to wherever Sirius wants to take them at 2 am on a Tuesday, and Remus wouldn’t have it any other way.  

[maladaptivewriting]

loony lupin is never loony enough in fics for me

[marauderswolf22]

for remus the finest joke would be saying the dumbest shit imaginable about sciense or chemistry and every pure blood (sometimes even half bloods) would nodd and act like experts (they've never heard about chemistry)

[mulchwave]

trans mascs see anime men that look like this and go insane

[number1abbasupporter]

James and Remus bonding bc they’re both dating one of the black brothers

Barty and Lily bonding bc they’re both dating one of the rosier twins

[jeypawlik]

Jigen/Mash 1969

I’d rewatched Hemingway Papers earlier this year and really wanted to draw a young Jigen and Mash. I have oh so many headcanons for them. I’ve got a bunch of these old photo style illustrations in my backlog and I’m thinking I’ll post them on my Patreon/VIP Blog once The Curtain Falls is over, then collect them all into a zine! [ID: Square drawing made to look like a black and white film photograph. A young Jigen is arm in arm with a young Mash, from the Lupin the third tv special Hemingway Papers, the two of them are wearing army uniforms and smiling for the camera, they have their hands up in peace signs. Jigen is wearing a helmet that covers his eyes but does not have a beard. Mash is wearing a higher ranking uniform than Jigen and has his hair in a mullet style, with just a few moustache hairs on his upper lip.]