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Mini Fanfic #1216: Small Beach Crush (Sonic X SSBU)

4:42 p.m. at the Smash Local Beach..........

A race has been going on in the bright, sunny day at the Smash Beach, that specializes in Extreme Gears founded and provided by the Babylon Rogue Inc.

The two racers, Sonic The Hedgehog and Jet the Hawk, appear to neck to neck towards the Finish Line, in the last lap.....That is until the final racer swoops in outta nowhere, with more vigorous speed, sweeping both of his competition off their boards and onto the sandy ground, much to their surprise.

The crowd begins to roar in applause the very moment he crossed that Finish Line before sticking a gnarly, perfect landing on the ground. It wasn't long before a Shy Guy announcer runs in to announce the winner helping him holding his own arm up, which just so happens to be...I...

Announcer: The Winner of the 5-Lap Riders Prix.....FUUUUNKY KOOOOOOONG!!!

'Even More Applause'

Sonic: (Groans a Bit While Getting Himself Back on his Feet) Darn...... The folks weren't kidding when they say he's the Best Extreme Gear rider of this part of town.

Jet: (Sighs While Getting Up From the Ground as Well) The guy's a natural born surfer. He can make even the most uncontrollable board a cakewalk to ride on.

Sonic: (Begins to Stretch his Back Forward Befire Stretching his Arm Up Next) Welp! If that's the case, I'm gonna that means I gotta to work a little harder next time. Can't afford to be in 2nd Place forever, you know?

Jet: (Scoffs While Rolling his Eyes) More like 3rd Place...

Sonic: (Turns to Jet With a Raised Eyebrow) Pardon?

Jet: You heard me! 3rd! The place- (Points at Sonic) YOU are currently in!

Sonic: Oh get real. (Starts Butting Heads with Jet) I clearly crossed that line before you could even get close to me!

Jet: Big talk for a guy who's tip of his board Isa millimeter shorter than mines!

Sonic: Oh, so we're measuring boards now?

Jet: If it proves that I'm better than you, why the hell not at this point?

Sonic: (Shrugs) Alright. (Forms a Cocky Smirk on his Face) Still can't beat me in a fist fight though.

Jet: (Angrily Cracking his Knuckles at his Rival) Wanna bet? I been wanting to pulverize that stupid face of your some time now!

Sonic: (Waves Both his Hands Back to Him in a Very Competitive Fashion) Well, bring it then, Birdbrain. I ain't got all-

????: BOYS!

The rivals turns to see the Certified Moms giving both of them their collective Motherly Glares in the mid.

Samus: What the hell did we say about being civil?

Peach: This is a place for fun and relaxation.

Moms: NO. FIGHTING!

Sonic: (Sighs in Defeat Along with Jet) Yes, ma'ams......

Jet: Won't happen again.....(Turns to Sonic) Forgot how scary your moms are..........

Sonic: (Shrugs) They gotta take their jobs seriously somehow....

?????: Hey now!

The duo turns to see the winner of their race, Funky Kong, walk over to them along with the crowd, with a bright, chill smile on his face.

Funky: No need to fuss n' fight now. You both did great out there. Actually had me to workin' up a sweat just to keep up.

Sonic: (Smiles Softly at Funky) Thanks, man. Congratulations on the win.

Jet: Yeah, congrats. But uh...('Clears Throat') Who would you say is the fastest between the two of us here, hm?

Sonic: (Rolls his Eyes at Jet) Could you not waste his time asking that dumb question? The answer's obviously me.

Jet: (Glares at Sonic) Lies! It's me and everyone out here knows it.

Sonic: Yeah, keep telling yourself that you-

Funky: (Breaks Up the Potential Fighting Between Hedgehog and Bird) Hey-Hey-Hey! No more of that now. We're a the fastest here in this wicked beach time. (Holds Both Sonic and Jet's Hands Up) AM I RIGHT, PEOPLE!?

'Uproarious Cheers and Applauses'

Tails: (Watches the Crowd in the Distance With Amy and Coco Sitting Next to Him) Never thought I'd see the day someone would actually out speed Sonic in anything, but...here we are.

Amy: (Sighs Dreamingly at her Man) He may have lost the race, but he'll always be The Fastest, Most Handsomest Thing in my eyes and heart~ (Takes a Look at the Time on her Phone) What is taking Wave so long to get here? (Starts Pouting a Bit) If her boss starts picking fights with Sonic again, there's gonna be heck to pay!

Coco: You know Wave: Have to make extra sure her work is completely done before she could do anything else. (Notices Something) Ooh, speaking of which- (Points Tails and Amy to Their Swallow Friend Walking in the Distance) There she is right now. (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) Looking a lot more girlier than usual......

Tails: Girlier?- (Eyes Widened at the Sudden Realization) Wait s second! Is she looking pretty for someone?

Amy: (Happily Clasps her Hands Together as Her Eyes Starts to Sparkle) A secret admirer perhaps?~

Coco: (Casually Shrugs While Forming a Teasing Smirk on her Face) It's the only reason I can think of~

Meanwhile.......

Funky: (Happily Greets Wave) Yooo, Wave, you finally made it!

Wave: Yeah, sorry it took me so long to get here. (Smiles Sheepishly While Rubbing the Back of her Head Back and Forth) You know how I am when it comes getting everything done down in the workplace....B-But I was able to catch some of your racing highlights on stream. (Starts Blushing a Bit) You were.....pretty gnarly out there, I must admit~

Funky: (Chuckles Lightly) Appericate the wicked feedback, little lady. And here I was worried that I ticked you off for outstaging your boss out there.

Wave: (Playfully Scoffs) Please. There's a lot of things that would drive me up the wall. But winning a race against Jet is definitely not one of them.

Funky: Good, good. So, now that you're out and about, what you plan on doing from here on out?

Wave: Well, I-

???: Ohhh Waveee!~

Wave turns around to see Amy giggling softly and Coco and Tails waving at her with teasing grins on each of their faces before letting out an annoyed sigh and turning back to Funky.

Wave: I have a couple of twer-I mean-('Sigh') Friends I gotta to hang out with.

Funky: (Smiles Brightly) Nice! Friends are the one thing that could help build up your character after all, especially in an awesome place like this!

Wave: (Rolls her Eyes a Bit in Annoyance) To an egregious sense maybe.....(Puts on a Small Smile on her Face) Catch you later then?

Funky: (Happily Nodded) Sure thing. Go out and enjoy yourself, Wave! You've earned it after all the work you've done.

Wave: Thanks, Funky. You too. (Walks Away)

Funky: (Watches Wave Leave Before Going Back to the Crowd) Now, which one of you crazy people are up for a game of LIMBO!!?

'Even More Applause'

Wave: (Walks Ovver to the Trio, Already Annoyed) ('Sigh') Alright. Get it all out of your systems already.

Coco: Why hello here, Wave~

Tails: Whatever do you mean exactly?~

Wave: (Glares at her Felliw Tech Friends) Oh don't even try and play the innocent card on me, you little twerps! I can tell by the look in your dumb faces that you're gonna the annoy the hell outta me over this.

Coco: (Chuckles Lightly) Hey, considering all the times you tease us on being a potential couple, it's only fair we find some way to return a flavor~

Tails: All's fair in love and harmless teasings~

Wave: ('Ugh') Whatever. (Turns to an Giddied Up Amy Rose) And what are you smiling about over there?

Amy: Oho nothing too noteworthy!~ Just admiring the fact that a bookworm like you is having yourself a school girl crush~

Wave: (Was About to Ipen her Mou-)

Amy: Don't even try to deny it. (Forms a Bit of a Teasing Smirk of her Own) We seen the way you look and talk to him over there. You're in looove~

Tails and Coco hold onto to each other hands and starts making kissy noises just to get under Wave's skin.

Wave: (Comically Glares at the Duo Again) Will you cut that out!? I'm not crushing over Funky!....At...least not completely!

Amy, Coco, and Tails stares at their blushing swallow friend, unconvinced on everything she's telling them.

Wave: ('Sighs in Defeat') Okay, so maybe I do have a tiny bit of mushy feelings for him these days. We've been working together on a few business projects as of late. Didn't care for him at first glance, but the more days we work, the....(Starts Blushing a Bit) More I started to enjoy his company a bit. He nice, compassionate with his craftsmanship and profession, and a lot more intelligent than I gave him credit for. He's incredible~

Amy: And just your tyyyyype?~

Wave: ('Sigh') I dunno. Maybe? He's a lot more laid back and outgoing, despite him not being a fan of going out on adventures all that much, oddly enough. Meanwhile, I'm as boring as they come, or as Storm would irritatingly put it...."A Killjoy".

Tails: (Gives Wave a More Reassuring Smile Along with Coco) Come on, Wave, you're none of those things.

Coco: Yeah. I mean, you can be a real pain sometimes, but you're still cool be around in our books.

Wave: (Turns to Coco With Genuine Surprised on her Face) Wow. That.....might be the most nicest thing you've ever said about me yet, kid. Thanks.

Coco: No problem. Don't expect this to be a recurring thing though. (Smirks Again) You're still a nagging know-it-all in my eyes.

Wave: (Smirks Back at Coco) ('Hmph') And you're still a half pint brat.

Coco: Better than being bossy.

Wave: Better than being annoying.

Coco: Better than being an eyesore.

Wave: Takes one to know one, brat.

Coco: Hey, I am PLEASANT to be around!

Wave: Could've fooled me.

Coco: Yeah, well....(Continues Arguing with Wave)

Tails: (Sighs While Watching his Two Tech Friends Bickering With One Another Again) It was fine to see two get along while it lasted, albeit a few seconds. (Turns to See Amy Writing Something Down on her Mini Notebook) Whatcha writing over there, Amy?

Amy: A few confessional and romantic ideas. I'm gonna help make Wave's dating dream come to reality and I want you and Coco to help me.

Tails: (Gives Amy an Uncertain Look on his Face) You sure you want our help on this? We're not really that knowledgeable when it comes to anything romance related.

Amy: Yeah, but you guys know Wave way better than I do these days, so you're crucial for this operation. (Gives Tails the Sad Puppy Dog Look) Plus, I really want us to spend more time together these days~ I miss you-

Tails: ('Sigh') Lower those eyes, Ames, we'll help out. Just.....don't expect this operation to go as flawlessly as you hoped.....Also, I missed you too.

Amy happily pulls Tails into a loving hug as they continue to enjoy their time at the beach together.

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blackhakumen · 3 months ago

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Mini Fanfic #1222: Watching the Sunset Together (Sonic X DK Country)

7:15 p.m. at the Smash Beach............

Funky: (Sighs Relaxingly While Sittong to Wave, Watching the Sunset Together) Now, this is a view of the century right here.

Wave: The color and shade on that sunset does look very pleasing to the eyes. Relaxing even.

Funky: (Smiles Brightly to Wave) That's the best thing about watching the sunset, baby. It's so bright and vibrant that it erases all your stress and troubles you've received in your day and helps ease your mind to an all time low. Can't even begin to tell how many times it helped me out over the years.

Wave: (Forms a Bit of a Teasing Smirk on her Face) You, the most laid back Kong in the planet, gets stressed out that easily? That's a shock of the century if i ever heard one~

Funky: (Chuckles Lightly) It's the honest truth, little lady! Even your boi here have his stressed filled moments from time to time. Helping out the Kongs, getting all the machines and techs are fixed up for completion, keeping Konga Island safe and secured from any reoccuring and/or potential threats, finishing off massive pilesof paperworks on the side, and rinse and repeat.

Wave: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) Oh god....That's even worse than my work schedule.

Funky: (Casually Shrugs) Yeah, it's a tiresome chore, but it's nothing I can't handle completely. But since we're on the topic of work related schedules, what's yours like?

Wave: Oh just the usual: Preparing and settong up business meetings, fix up and modify almost every new Extreme Gears release, do a couple of researches here and there, make sure Jet does his share of paperwork- (Starts Rolling her Eyes in a Bit Annoyance) While also making sure he doesn't go out and try picking fights with Sonic again in the process.....

Funky: Those two has been butting heads for longest now, huh?

Wave: Yeah. Since the day they've first met at Metal City. Sorry if their consent bickering became a bother to you out there.....

Funky: (Gives Wave a Reassuring Smile) Nah, don't even worry about it, little lady. Rivalry as fiery as theirs helps build characters and personal growths.

Wave: Don't forget ego.

Funky: (Chuckles Lightly) Yeah, that too. But my point still stands. Let the boys keep having their heated feud. And tell 'em I'll be around if they want another rematch with yours truly, will ya?

Wave: Will do.

'Bit of Silence'

'Sound of the Smaller Waves Coming in the Shore'

Wave: (Starts Scratching her Cheek Very Lightly) So uhh.....Can I ask you something?

Funky: Sure. What's up?

Wave: I heard you used to hate going on adventures a lot. Is that true?

Funky: ('Sigh') Yeah, adventures and I never clicked together those days. They're filled with a lot of danger and risks you can fall right into if you're not careful and I wanted no part of it for as long as I could even remember. That is until the day the Snowmads sailed into the island and took over. DK and the crew weren't seen and heard from shortly after that, so i had to set out, look for them, and the fight the baddies off myself. (Looks Up at the Sunset) It was a little nerve-wracking at first- (Smiles a Little) But I slowly started to warm up to it the more time passes by. And once the day and jungle was saved afterwards, I felt good, more alive than I've been in my entire life, and I wanted to have another go at it one of these days if I ever get the chance.

Wave: (Smiles Softly) You should. Despite the dangerous hazzards the locations may have long ahead, It could still be a pretty fun and exhilarating experience if you know what you're doing. Heck, if you like, you're more than welcome to join me on a Treasure Hunting Adventures someday. (Starts Blushing and Whispering) Just the two of us.......

Funky: (Turns Back to Wave With a Bit of a Smirk on his Face) Two of us you say?~

Wave: (Eyes Widened Before Turning Back to Funky) Uh. Y-Yeah. (Puts on a Pouty Looking Face) What of it?

Funky: (Casually Shrugs) Oh nothing. It's just that whenever I see two people, with a close, stable relationship, doing anything alone together- (Lowers his Shades, Showing off the Cool, Sophisticated Look in his Eyes) It mostly negates to that of a date of some kind~

Wave: (Blush Turns Bright Red) O-O-Oh GET REAL, JERK! (Quickly Turns Away From Funky with her Arms Close) It's just a trip between two, highly knowledgeable associates, nothing more!......But.....say if this whole thing was a date propsal.....(Slowly Turns Back to Funky) Would you accept? H-Hypothetically speaking of course.

Funky: (Grabs his Chin While Thinking) Welllll.....if that were to ever been made from anyone else I don't know all too well, I'd probably wouldn't accept right away, but if it's from you, little lady- (Smirks at Wave Again) I would take you out in a heartbeat~

Funky Kong Winks at Wave, causing her get even more flustered than originally.

Wave: J-Just me, huh?

Funky: (Chuckles Lightly) Yep! Only you. You're pretty cool to hangout with in general, so why not?

Wave: (Rolls her Eyes) Probably the reason why most people don't give me the time of day: I'm boring, bossy, know-it-all.

Funky: Hey now. Ain't no shame in knowing a lot of things, everyone needs someone to keep them in check sometimes, and you are far from being boring in my eyes, Wave. And if any those folks thinks otherwise and still ignore you because of it, then that's all on them. (Forms a Cheeky Grin) It just means I can have you all to myself. (Immediately Starts Blushing as Wel Whilrle his Smile Turns More Sheepish Likel) I-If that's alright with you, of course?~

Wave: (Almost at a Loss For Words) Funky.....I-

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!~

Wave/Funky: (Turns to the Source of the Sound) What the/Huh?

????: (Lowering the Two Girls Down Behind a Randomly Place Umbrella) Amy! Coco! Get down!

Wave: (Groans and Facepalms Herself Once She Immediately Figured Out Who the Culprits Are) Oh... my freaking god I hate them.....

Funky: Those your friends from over there?

Wave: Yeah. Friends who ate about to be eviscerated in the next few seconds once I'm through with them. (Gets Herself Up From the Towel her and Funky Were Sitting on) You think you could give a sec?

Funky: (Gives Wave a Thumb Up) Sure thing, miss thing. Take all the time you. But before you go, I gotta ask?

Wave: Hm?

Funky: That treasure hunt you want us to go on together.....(Starts Rubbing The Back of his Head Back and Forth) Do you....want it to be an actual date or-

Before he could finish his sentence, Wave suddenly gives Funky a kiss on the cheek before standing back up and smiling at him.

Wave: Yeah. It's a date. We'll discuss the plans going forward in a bit, 'Kay? (Winks at Funky Before Walking Off)

Funky: (Watches Wave Leave in Genuine Surprise as He Place his Hand as He Blushes Once More) ........Sweet.

Meanwhile Behind the Umbrella.......

Tails: ('Sigh') Honestly. Would it kill you girls to not lose cover that quickly? (Plave his Hand on his Chest) I think I felt my heart skip a beat or two-oof! (Suddenly Gets Pulled into a Loving Hug by Amy)

Amy: Those two are so cute together, Tails, we couldn't help it!~

Coco: Funky's laid back surfer vibe blends in with Wave's bossy attitude super well!~ Good thing too. (Starts Whispering into Tails' Ear) Home girl could DEFINITELY use a chill pill these days.

????: I heard that!!

The trio gets startled a bit as they look up to see Wave glaring down at them.

Wave: And did any of you dinguses forget how rude it is to spy on people in brod daylight?

Tails: (Smiles Sheepishly) S-Sorry, Wave. You've been hanging with Funky all day today that we could help but to spy on you a bit.

Coco: (Forms a Teasing Smirk on her Face) And judging by everything we've seen so far, I take it you're enjoying his company pretty well so far?~ Hmm~

Wave: Yeah, I am. ('Sigh') And before any of you even think about asking, yes. We are scheduled for a date in the near- OOF!

Amy: (Immediately Hugs Wave) OH MY GOD, CONGRATULATIONS!!!!~ I'm so very happy for the both of you!~ There's so much we need to prepare for.

Wave: (Winces in Pain by Amy's Tight Hugs) Prepare for what? My hospital bill?

Amy: Your date!~ I can tell by your looks alone thar your inexperienced. Luckily for you, I, Amy Rose, will be your guidance of love, passion, affection, suspense.....(Conyers Rambling On)

Wave: ('Ugh') I regret opening this beak of mines.....(Turns to The Two Tailed Fox) Tails, get your romance obsessed sister off of me!

Tails: (Shrugs) Sorry. Occupied at the moment.

Wave: Doing what!?

Coco: (Hugs Tails Lovingly) Getting hugged by yours truly! I promised I give him some today~

Tails: (Hugs Coco Back) I miss her hugs~

Coco: (Happily Snuggles onto Tails' Embrace) I miss yours more, bud~

Wave You think I give a damn!? HELP ME!

Tails: ('GASPS') Wave Swallow, language!

Coco: (Shakes her Head in Disappointment) And here I thought you were the most mature out of the three of us. Come, Tails, let's take our hugs and innocence elsewhere.

Tails: (Simply Nodded) Let's.

Wave: (Flabbergasted) Are you serious right now- HEY!

Tails and Coco walks away together in arms.

Wave: (Angrily Yells at the Kids) Where are you even going!? I swear to God, if you two brats don't get your butts back here in the next TEN SECONDS I'LL- (Continues Yelling and Sqwaking like a Bird)

Elsewhere in the Outdoor Bar.......

Sonic: (Starts Hearing Familiar, Angry Sounding Sqwak Noises While Sittting Next to Jet) Hang on. Is that Wave just now?

Jet: Yep.

Sonic: (Turns to Jet) Should we find out what's going on or.....

Jet: (Casually Fling his Hand Down a Bit) Nah. This is Wave we're talking about here. She can handle her problems just fine. (Takes a Sip of the Beverage He Ordered)

Sonic: (Shrugs) If you say so. (Tales a Sip of his Drink astime? Before Smirking at Jet) Rematch at a different beach next time?

Jet: You're on.

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