#Couples that slay together stay together

[julls]

fav couple dynamic - threatening each other while still longing for their lips!! Enver Gortash x Durge Juria comm from goblingruel ♡

[illeaadante]

Penelope: [looks at all of the dead suitors all over her house]

Odysseus: [looks at Penelope]

Penelope: so, I know that you've just gotten back from 10 years of war and 10 years of I'm not even sure I want to know what

Odysseus: you don't

Penelope: right. And this is kinda old news, but did you hear about Clytemnestra?

Odysseus: I haven't heard anything about her

Penelope: She killed Agamemnon

Odysseus: really? Good for her. Good for her, I knew she could do better.

Penelope: yeah, she was smote basically right after, but she Did kill him.

Odysseus: that sounds about right. Hope the gods gave her at least a little while to bask though, if anyone deserved it, it was her.

Penelope: that's what I thought. I mean, I know this is kinda small news comparatively but--

Odysseus: no, no. This is good. I missed this. Just us, talking.

Penelope: I missed this too. Hundreds of men in my house, and the only decent conversation I could get was with my own son.

Odysseus: .... y'know, I only killed a little over 100 just now...

Penelope: if some of our guests happened to fall off a balcony or two and into the sea, really it was their fault for standing so close to the edge of such old balconies.

Odysseus: we *haven't* replaced those balconies in a while. It's a shame, but there's nothing you could have done.

Penelope and Odysseus: [smile at each other]

Telemachus: [gagging in the corner because, ew, his parents are so in love and he's gonna need to move out for a *year* while they get 'reacquainted']

[moonilit]

Bro took her request for life

[inafieldofdaisies]

Hit Man (2024) | Adria Arjona as Madison Figueroa Masters and Glen Powell as Gary Johnson

[wolfandwild]

Varian and Auriana by Sr. Lemon

[breezypunk]

Protection is power.

[overlord-of-fantasy]

Feanor just wants to kill...

Feanor: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Nerdanel: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Feanor: I said within reason, Nerdanel. How about I murder that guy? *points at Fingolfin* Nerdanel: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? Feanor: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

[aberrantundead]

Necromancer and Warlock by erika-xero.

[cletusthurstonbeauregard]

Supergirl 5x07 - Tremor Deleted Scene (Kara and Lena)

[her444]

1800 TECHNO GIRL TAKE ME TO YOUR TECHNO WORLD 🪩⚡️🌈✨♥️💿⛓️🍭

[lesathoart]

A fun bit of personal art that was just a lot of fun to do. My horrible velf Calais and her less horrible man Iorwyrth. They're the practical murderhobo/mercenaries of their mostly normal friend group and it makes for a good amount of fun.

[julls]

got this beautiful collage comm from twit user @/Melinoia__ <3 Gortash x Durge Juria ♡

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

A relationship should be mutually beneficial. he kills my enemies and I lick the blood off him afterwards.

Serana, about Teldryn Sero, probably

[cosmictyto]

New headcanon:

Not even Astrid is safe from Arnbjorn’s food-based nicknames. Except, instead of meat, he calls her various desserts.

In general he’ll just call her “honey” or “sweetroll.” (Never in front of the others, though, because I imagine PDA makes Astrid uncomfortable.)

However, if she’s having a bad day, he’ll hug her from behind and bust out some goofier names. “How’s my boiled cream treat holding up?” Or, “You’re just my little apple dumpling, aren’t you?~” And, “You’re as sweet as a honey-nut treat.”

It’s just these vibes:

[nightingale-fic-recs]

So I haven’t owned a computer in 15(?) years, and I’ve talked on and off about wanting a laptop for the duration of my relationship. My husband decided to surprise me for an early birthday gift and got me a beautiful gaming laptop so that I can finally play TLOU, play League with him and our friends, and play Helldivers with the squad. AND… so that I can write and post fanfic more easily. 🤩🤩🤩 He left work early to get it all set up for me, and when I went into my settings, he’d named it Rogier. And now the amazing @charmre said I can use one of their STUNNING pieces for my background, so I bring you: Rogier, my love. 😍

[hack-n-slasher]

I love these two cuz they have the Tiff/Chucky vibe goin' on... Did them realistically somewhat tho.

ÆUGH <3