#Cookie Booker

[carmen-sandal-eggos]

Cleo: I'm bringing Booker to the party this weekend. I hope you don't mind

Maelstrom: Oh? I didn't realize you two were...

Cleo: Were what?

Maelstrom: ...dating?

Cleo: What gave you that idea?

Maelstrom: You said you were bringing Booker to the gala-

Cleo: Oh! No. Cookies, Gunnar. It was a joke about her codename.

Maelstrom, rolling his eyes: Hilarious

[https-rediation]

Canon Heights(???) & Carmen Sandiego

Hi all 👋

I've recovered from the month and a half I spent on the Carmen Sandiego timeline and am back to my regularly scheduled obsessing

Which has expanded to the characters and how tall they are because seriously how tall are they oml????

Now, I assume plenty of us have seen this image before:

You can find it on the Official Carmen Sandiego Facebook back from Oct 2019 (not sure about the Instagram or Twitter I'm too lazy to check)

It's widely been used as the canon basis for the character's heights, though I found myself unsure of its reliability

There have been a multitude of posts using the same "Your [Insert Topic Here] Your Carmen Sandiego Character" format, none of which seem to be canon to the show

The Zodiac and Birth Month ones actively contradict each other after all

And I can hear you saying "this really doesn't matter, this is ridiculous online person I don't know"

And you would be correct but I'm nothing if not a nerd so guess what I stumbled upon during my timeline rewatch

Boom

Directly from the show, Graham's mugshot. This is a very frustrating image to be honest because if you look closely between the 5 and 6 foot mark there are 10 lines as opposed to the 12 there should be corresponding to each inch

But oh! There's another image with his mug shot!

This one has no numbers.

So I did what any sane person would do and resorted to math

First I took Chief's image and deleted her from existence, leaving only Graham

Then I undistorted the photo so that it properly lined up with the flat version Bellum displayed so I would know where the foot markers would line up

These were 14 notches apart. Equally unhelpful. So I accepted my fate and pulled out the pixel measurements. Between the 5 foot and 6 foot line was 405 pixels

Between the 5 foot mark and Graham's head was 358 pixels

Using this very simple equation

[A (px) / B (px)] * B (in) = A (in)

We can find out how tall Graham is

358/405 * 12 = 10.61

Round that up to 11 inches and add the 60 inches that makes up 5ft we get a resounding height of 5'11" (or 179 cm)

(if you're confused on why the math works, we know that 405 pixels = 12 inches, we're looking to find what 358 pixels out of that 405 is which is why we multiply that fraction by 12. 405/405 times 12 would equal 12, same idea applies to 358/405. I hope this makes sense.)

For the rest of the characters we can use this lovely height chart

You can find this chart on the Official Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter (I checked). They're separated into individual photos, I just lined them all up into one big one here, it has been unaltered otherwise.

Using the same formula the character's heights are as such (rounded up or down accordingly by the decimals): Coach Brunt: 6'10" (208 cm) Countess Cleo: 6'6" (197 cm) Boris: 6'6" (198 cm) Male A.C.M.E. Agent: 6'4" (194 cm) Cookie Booker: 6'4" (193 cm) Chief: 6'4" (192 cm) Shadowsan: 6'4" (192 cm) Le Chevre: 6'3" (190 cm) Devineaux: 6'3" (190 cm) Prof. Maelstrom: 6'2" (187 cm) Zack: 6'1" (186 cm) Agent Zari: 6'0" (182 cm) Mime Bomb: 5'11" (180 cm) Crackle: 5'11" (179 cm) Carmen: 5'10" (177 cm) Tigress: 5'10" (177 cm) Ivy: 5'10" (177 cm) El Topo: 5'6" (168 cm) Vlad: 5'7" (171 cm) Julia: 5'8" (172 cm) Teenage Carmen: 5'5" (166 cm) Dr. Bellum: 5'3" (159 cm) Player: 5'4" (162 cm) Child Carmen: 3'10" (117 cm) Kid Carmen: 2'6" (77 cm)

What does this mean? Either the cast of Carmen Sandiego is ridiculously tall or this is all vaguely nonsense

Regardless of my dubious findings I thought it was fun and might as well post what I had

The chart itself does have some merit though, using Carmen's 5'7" that is listed in the Facebook post as a basis you get these heights instead:

Coach Brunt: 6'7" (200 cm) Countess Cleo: 6'2" (189 cm) Boris: 6'3" (190 cm) Male A.C.M.E. Agent: 6'1" (186 cm) Cookie Booker: 6'1" (186 cm) Chief: 6'0" (184 cm) Shadowsan: 6'0" (184 cm) Le Chevre: 6'0" (182 cm) Devineaux: 6'0" (182 cm) Prof: Maelstrom: 5'11" (180 cm) Zack: 5'10" (178 cm) Agent Zari: 5'9" (175 cm) Mime Bomb: 5'8" (173 cm) Crackle: 5'8" (172 cm) Carmen: 5'7" (170 cm) Tigress: 5'7" (171 cm) Ivy: 5'7" (170 cm) El Topo: 5'3" (161 cm) Vlad: 5'5" (164 cm) Julia: 5'5" (165 cm) Teen Carmen: 5'3" (159 cm) Dr. Bellum: 5'0" (153 cm) Player: 5'1" (156 cm) Child Carmen: 3'8" (113 cm) Kid Carmen: 2'5" (74 cm)

This one feels slightly less outlandish, but really Player is still stuck at 5'1" as a 16 year old so how realistic can it be

I hope someone enjoyed my ramblings, however inconclusive they may have been 🙌

[cmajalis]

Are they…. flirting???

[nixariel]

CARMEN SANDIEGO (2019) ║ S1-2 + favourite details

[byl3rism]

why is Carmen sandiego filled with milfs

[st0r-fruit]

why didn't head faculty vile had like a test as a teacher for potential shadowsan replacements. Like, yes you're gonna be head faculty with lots of perks but. you also gonna need to teach students, trouble making ones at it. they should have a test whether or not they make good teachers to teach future criminals. I mean. Imagine if our candidates got that teacher test and its just teaching a class of their special skills for one week with one of the faculty supervising the class.

The mechanic: "okay mateys this is how you hotwire a car if youre in a pinch of time."

Cookie Booker: "This is how to tell a genuine [insert fancy fabric/ outfit] from FUCKING FAKE DUPES"

Roundabout: "Conversing is art. It is an intricate intimate waltz with layers of intention and words. This lesson you are going to learn how to get information without spilling one bit of yours. Now-"

Neal the Eel: "Here's how to slip your way out everytime, hah!"

[carmensandiegocompetition]

ROUND TWO: TRANSFEM SWAG EDITION

[rosiegeee]

Those who have escaped V.I.L.E.:

As of this photo the V.I.L.E. members who are still on the lose are 

The Troll: location unknown, it is quite possible his location was unknown to V.I.L.E. as well and that’s why Shadowsan’s file couldn’t lead A.C.M.E. to him. 

Neal the Eel: last known location is on a boat off the coast of China, do to his slippery nature it is likely he wasn’t caught between this scene and when the show ends two years later.

Cookie Booker: Location unknown. We don’t know if she is caught from know and the two year skip.

Dash Haber: Last known location is Germany. He seems to always work for other V.I.L.E. members so on his own I think he will be caught quite soon.

Lady Dokuso: Last known location is Beijing. She seems to have known how to not get caught for years and her poison makes her one of the deadliest non-caught V.I.L.E. operatives. I don’t think she is done doing crime either, she will most likely build her own crime network up again.

Vlad and Boris, The Cleaners: last known location unknown. We see them working as actual window cleaners, if they stay out of crime I doubt they will ever be caught with a lowkey job like that.  

PaperStar: she managed to avoid getting caught for two years, however she must have planed a big solo heist because I doubt Carmen would get involved unless it was serious.

Finally El Topo and Le Chevre, also known as Antonio and Jean Paul: Last known location unknown but somewhere in warmer climates. By the time this scene happens the two seemingly gave up there life of crime to be together and start a food truck called Go Taco Molé. It is possible that they have since been arrested but it would break my heart.

Bonus:

The Mechanic, The Driver, Otter Man, Moose Boy, and The Captain do not appear on this board so it is unknown there current status.  

[jade-eclipse-lithium]

hey can you please stop spamming the carmen tag im trying to look at other peoples content but since you post so much whenever i try to blacklist the tag you use when i try to look at the latest posts it only shows a few posts and i cant scroll and look at other peoples content. if you could just please limit your posting or post in another tag!

Let’s see. Scroll to the bottom of you wish to see the summary.

No, i cannot stop spamming the tags.

See, i am not doing this for anyone, i am doing this for my own fun.

By what i am understand, either i post less or post in other tags.

For the record and what i have heard, tumblr is a place to share.

I have no right to tell you what to do, nor anyone could have any right to order me.

I like posting on tumblr, i like strolling in tumblr, i am sure you do too.

I understand that you wish to see others’ content, but please understand i wish to post.

However, i would not post on weekends, please see if that suit you.

I suggest enjoying my posts too, in that way you would be annoyed less and enjoy more contents.

Again, i understand you stand for yourself when you asked me. Therefore, please, understand that i stand for myself when i said this.

You and i are both human beings that have our own minds and thoughts. I cannot force you to think otherwise, as you cannot force me to do otherwise.

I will continue to post the amount i wish to, using the tags as i wish to, do anything i wish to.

I bowed down to VILE, i bowed down to the only family i knew.

My sister showed me how to stand up for oneself, i am not throwing the invaluable lesson into waste.

Call me overdramatic, but i stand for myself when i say this because i no longer bow down to anyone.

Nah

Summary:

No, i can’t.

You could try to enjoy my quotes.

I will post less during weekends, if that is limiting my posting to you

Could you kindly suggest me a specific way to post in another tag?

No, i could not

I do not exist to please others, not anymore

[skipppppy]

Training days

[riodrawsstuff]

Fashionable peopol...and cats!

[fun-k-boards]

7 for mime bomb

Which table will you sit at today?

reblog with your answer!

[lilysgone]

Some Hazel Cookie to feed the soul

[headcanonthings]

Nicky: *handing out freshly baked cookies*

Nicky, to Joe: This one is shaped like a heart! That’s how I feel about you!

Joe: *sobbing on the floor*

Nicky, to Booker: This one’s shaped like Michigan. That’s how I feel about you.

Booker: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN–

[mimey-enthusiast]

Did more because I’m so bored…Arizona is so cold

Also changed chase because I went over it again and got more of the vibes that he’s a straight guy who’s a big supporter

[brutalpath]

me, trying to interact w someone and not thinking: i could throw a book at you!!!