#Cookie Booker

[nixariel]

CARMEN SANDIEGO (2019) ║ S1-2 + favourite details

[st0r-fruit]

why didn't head faculty vile had like a test as a teacher for potential shadowsan replacements. Like, yes you're gonna be head faculty with lots of perks but. you also gonna need to teach students, trouble making ones at it. they should have a test whether or not they make good teachers to teach future criminals. I mean. Imagine if our candidates got that teacher test and its just teaching a class of their special skills for one week with one of the faculty supervising the class.

The mechanic: "okay mateys this is how you hotwire a car if youre in a pinch of time."

Cookie Booker: "This is how to tell a genuine [insert fancy fabric/ outfit] from FUCKING FAKE DUPES"

Roundabout: "Conversing is art. It is an intricate intimate waltz with layers of intention and words. This lesson you are going to learn how to get information without spilling one bit of yours. Now-"

Neal the Eel: "Here's how to slip your way out everytime, hah!"

[random-lil-illing]

okay, so, i might be looking too much into this, but hear me out.

in s1ep1 of carmen sandiego (2019), when carmen's recounting her backstory to gray, she talks about letting her friends tag along to greet cookie booker by throwing water balloons at her. there are 5 of them in their little criminal friend group (or as i like to call them, the crimesters™), and they throw red water balloons. they throw five red water balloons at cookie booker. and ms booker is obviously a pretty important person in vile, as she is the bookkeeper and she delivers the hard drive.

and there are five official team red members. and they go against vile. using the hard drive. the water balloons represent the future team red. oh my god

maybe im just tired and making things up, but if this is the case then that would be some amazing foreshadowing

[avatarvyakara]

Might as well work on this one too…

On Age in Carmen Sandiego (2019)

Or, at the very least, in the timeline of Crimson Shades.

First off, Carmen’s mother, Carlotta Valdez (aka “Vera Cruz”), was supposed to have “died” in 1999. Carmen looked around perhaps a year old at that point in time, giving her a possible birth-date in 1996 to 1997. This in turn suggests that the series takes place some time before the actual date of publication—say, 2017/2018 onwards—to maintain Carmen’s rough age.

Rough age ranges of the characters, taking Carmen’s rough birthdate for estimation:

Team Red

Isabela Valdez/Black Sheep/Carmen Sandiego: 16/17 starting at VILE, 18/19 during the Poitiers Caper, 22/23 by the end.

Fairly self-explanatory.

Pierre Bouchard/Player: 12/13 as a White Hat Hacker, 14/15 during the Poitiers Caper, 18/19 by the end.

Not quite old enough for a learner’s permit (Up Here it’s a G1) during the earlier capers.

Ivy Collins: 19 during the Donuts/Poitiers Capers, 23 by the end.

Zack Collins: 18 during the Donuts/Poitiers Capers, 22 by the end.

Zack is supposed to be around a year younger than Ivy.

Nakamura Suhara/Shadowsan: 23 when sent after Dexter Wolfe, 42 during the Poitiers Caper, 46 by the end.

Young but not too young, as it were.

VILE

Eartha McGlynn/Coach Brunt: 39 upon receiving Black Sheep, 58 during the Poitiers Caper, 61 when arrested, 63 by the end.

Gunnar Stromme/Professor Maelstrom: 37 upon receiving Black Sheep, 56 during the Poitiers Caper, 60 when arrested, 62 by the end.

Oluchi Cleopatra Okorie/Countess Cleo: 26 upon receiving Black Sheep, 45 during the Poitiers Caper, 49 when arrested, 51 by the end.

Saira Dhibar/Doctor Bellum: 33 upon receiving Black Sheep, 54 during the Poitiers Caper, 58 when arrested, 60 by the end.

Sir Nigel Braithwaite/Roundabout: 56 when appointed, 57 when arrested, 59 by the end.

Margherita Picasso/Cookie Booker: 54 when first pelted, 62 when the Hard Drive was stolen, 67 by the end.

Vlad Bobinski: 28 upon receiving Black Sheep, 45 upon letting Black Sheep get away, 50 by the end.

Boris Vladinski: 27 upon receiving Black Sheep, 44 while watching Vlad let Black Sheep get away, 49 by the end.

They may be slightly younger or older, but at least Coach Brunt’s age seems to have been confirmed at 60 by the time of the Fourth Season.

Graham Calloway/Gray/Crackle: 18 starting at VILE, 20 during the Poitiers Caper, 24 by the end.

Jean-Paul Marignan/Le Chèvre: 19 starting at VILE, 21 during the Poitiers Caper, 25 by the end.

Antonio Sánchez/El Topo: 18/19 starting at VILE, 20/21 during the Poitiers Caper, 24/25 by the end.

Sheena Landry/Tigress: 18 starting at VILE, 20 during the Poitiers Caper, 23 when arrested, 24 by the end.

Parker Morris/Mime Bomb: 18 starting at VILE, 20 during the Poitiers Caper, 23 when arrested, 25 by the end.

Sawa Jin/Paper Star: 17 starting at VILE, 18 during the Magna Carta Caper, 22 when arrested at the end.

ACME

Tamara Fraser/Chief: 26 when killing Dexter Wolfe, 45 during the Poitiers Caper, 49 when arresting VILE, 51 by the end.

Inspector/Agent Chase Devineaux: 37 during the Poitiers Caper, 38/39 when arresting VILE, 41 by the end.

Agent Julia Argent: 25 during the Poitiers Caper, 27 when arresting VILE, 29 by the end.

This is going to cause some trouble, I just know it. But the average amount of time it takes to get a university degree in the UK is around three years, and Julia has two of them. She also seems to have jumped right to an associate professorship at Oxford in Season 3, the requirements for which are around 4-6 years of study plus a thesis. Thus Julia would have had to have been in school for at least something like seven to nine years before joining Interpol, with whom she had apparently only been for a fortnight before the Poitiers Caper. The number above assumes that she skipped a year and took a year less to complete her second degree. Or took two years less. Or started two years early. You get my point. Basically, Julia has to be a fair bit older than she looks in order to actually have the qualifications she possesses.

Agent Umaira Zari: 38 during the Poitiers Caper, 40 when arresting VILE, 42 by the end.

Some additional ages:

Nakamura Hideo: 17 when his brother Suhara was born, 36 when his brother disappeared, 63 when his brother returned for good, 65 by the end.

Not an unreasonable age given his looks, I thought.

Carlotta Valdez: 27 when she gave birth to Isabela, 47 when Carmen returned home to her, 49 by the end.

Young but not too long, once again.

Any I missed?

[jade-eclipse-lithium]

hey can you please stop spamming the carmen tag im trying to look at other peoples content but since you post so much whenever i try to blacklist the tag you use when i try to look at the latest posts it only shows a few posts and i cant scroll and look at other peoples content. if you could just please limit your posting or post in another tag!

Let’s see. Scroll to the bottom of you wish to see the summary.

No, i cannot stop spamming the tags.

See, i am not doing this for anyone, i am doing this for my own fun.

By what i am understand, either i post less or post in other tags.

For the record and what i have heard, tumblr is a place to share.

I have no right to tell you what to do, nor anyone could have any right to order me.

I like posting on tumblr, i like strolling in tumblr, i am sure you do too.

I understand that you wish to see others’ content, but please understand i wish to post.

However, i would not post on weekends, please see if that suit you.

I suggest enjoying my posts too, in that way you would be annoyed less and enjoy more contents.

Again, i understand you stand for yourself when you asked me. Therefore, please, understand that i stand for myself when i said this.

You and i are both human beings that have our own minds and thoughts. I cannot force you to think otherwise, as you cannot force me to do otherwise.

I will continue to post the amount i wish to, using the tags as i wish to, do anything i wish to.

I bowed down to VILE, i bowed down to the only family i knew.

My sister showed me how to stand up for oneself, i am not throwing the invaluable lesson into waste.

Call me overdramatic, but i stand for myself when i say this because i no longer bow down to anyone.

Nah

Summary:

No, i can’t.

You could try to enjoy my quotes.

I will post less during weekends, if that is limiting my posting to you

Could you kindly suggest me a specific way to post in another tag?

No, i could not

I do not exist to please others, not anymore

[carmensandiegocompetition]

ROUND TWO: TRANSFEM SWAG EDITION

[fun-k-boards]

7 for mime bomb

Which table will you sit at today?

reblog with your answer!

[mimey-enthusiast]

Did more because I’m so bored…Arizona is so cold

Also changed chase because I went over it again and got more of the vibes that he’s a straight guy who’s a big supporter

[talltalestogo]

Fog

Fog brush strokes the moon, /

softens kitchen window light /

where cookies still bake.

.

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#fog #moon #brush #kitchen #window #cookies #photo #light #poem #poetry #haiku #oldnorthknoxville #davidebooker #021823 #2023

[brutalpath]

me, trying to interact w someone and not thinking: i could throw a book at you!!!

[pokemon-ranger-booker]

it's fxuuknging. kirlia scout cookie season. I'm booking it to the local grocery store and buying out every box the little folding table they local troop set up contains. give me the Thin Minccinos and the Razz Berry Rallies and no one gets hurt

[nixariel]

25. Technically the Chief has had insider knowledge of V.I.L.E. since long before she ever heard the name of Carmen Sandiego. It’s Dr. Bellum. They’re on the same cat-fancier Internet forum (and sometimes use a subthread to complain about the antics of various trainees/underlings/coworkers). Yet neither of them have any idea whom the other is in real life; each thinks that they’ve simply found a fellow workaholic with a fondness for cats.

26. Hideo and the archaeologist from Casablanca are professional acquaintances who know each other through attending the same academic conferences. They do not know that the strange girl who saved the archaeologist’s life (despite also being somehow involved in the Eye’s theft) and the red-coated thief in Hideo’s museum are the same person.

27. Cookie Booker’s real first name is Maddalena; coincidentally, maddalenas are also a type of Italian cookie (see what I did there XD). The Driver’s first name is Jamila.

28. Jean-Paul used to work as an apprentice tailor in a couture boutique. Socialites in the changing stalls would gossip to each other—about things like when and how long someone was planning to be away from home, or who might have recently acquired some particularly expensive jewellery—and he’d hear all of it from his own position in the fitting room. At first he only supplemented his income by selling such information to various interested parties, but slowly it turned into participating in the thefts himself as his experience with free-climbing made him a natural at breaking into otherwise difficult-to-reach places. Unfortunately the gang he most often sold to/worked with didn’t always care about limiting themselves to bloodless in-and-out burglaries, nor were they interested in paying all members equally. Therefore when V.I.L.E. offered him a place, he leapt at the chance to learn the skills that would make him a truly independent thief.

29. Antonio is from Rio de Janeiro; the bolinhos he brought the others during the alexandrite caper were from his favourite bakery growing up.

30. Standard V.I.L.E. procedure after an operative is mindwiped is to tell them that they had some kind of near-fatal accident which included a blow to the head. The Cleaners are responsible for making it both look and feel real (e.g. causing injuries in keeping with a car crash, leaving bruises consistent with a mugging-gone-wrong, etc), although Dr. Bellum intervened on behalf of her ‘dear boy’ in order to give Graham a less painful out. Having supposedly experienced a catalytic brush with death, the operative would then be primed to accept Bellum’s conditioning towards law-abiding citizenhood (as opposed to returning to the same criminal activities that brought them to V.I.L.E.’s attention in the first place) as their own desire to turn over a new leaf.

31. The art forger from Cleo’s Vermeer dinner party and the counterfeiter from the bayou caper are actually father and son, hence their strong physical resemblance. However, in general V.I.L.E. avoids accepting family members of current operatives due to the risk of someone coming down with a bad case of divided loyalties. Their real names are Arthur and Stuart Forger. (look the pun was just BEGGING to be made I couldn’t resist XDD)

32. Also from the Vermeer dinner party, the red-haired man in the white dinner jacket is Scar Graynolt (mostly because he just looks like a Scar Graynolt, but neither could I resist the opportunity to throw in a reference to the Brøderbund games ;D). The older gentleman on his left is Titus Canby, who enjoys a good lobster but is primarily an expert safe-cracker, while the military man on his right has earned the nickname ‘General Mayhem’. Across the table, the man with vitiligo prefers to be called Baron Westlan (Westilon? Weslyn?), but is less formally known as Baron Wasteland.

33. Chase is so resistant to changing his mind about Carmen because a good friend of his was involved in the Swiss National Bank incident in Bern (from her post-Boston/pre-Poitiers capers) and La Femme Rouge made the entire Interpol team assigned there look like fools. Probably it led to a demotion, and/or some kind of accidental yet significant physical injury that required at least a month of recovery time, and thus Chase is determined to catch her for having left such a black mark on his friend’s record. (I considered Chase being part of the Interpol team instead, but his opening conversation with Julia made it sound too much like he’d been in Poitiers long-term and had never faced off against Carmen before.)

34. Ever since having to cling for dear life to the door of that V.I.LE. truck on Java, Ivy has had a nagging fear of heights.

35. The Driver was the one who sponsored Sheena for admission into V.I.L.E. Academy. She'd visit Los Angeles or Long Beach (or sometimes Las Vegas) to work a street race or two as a way to blow off steam between V.I.L.E. missions, and Sheena would be there to work the men come to bet on the races. Eventually they started recognizing each other’s faces, and Driver stepped in once when one of those men got violent after realizing he’d been grifted. Not that Sheena needed the help, of course, (because she was dangerous long before V.I.L.E. gave her claws) but the assist was—grudgingly—appreciated. They bumped into each other again at a nearby nightclub after the race, and made a little conversation. It... wasn’t entirely unpleasant. After that, somehow they’d find themselves standing together if they happened to be in the same place at the same time, if only to chat with someone who wasn’t purely interested in their cleavage. Neither of them would have called the other a friend (because they weren’t the kind of women who did friendships; Mechie had had to persist her way into becoming an exception for Driver), but there was a certain like-knowing-like respect between them. So when the faculty asked operatives to start submitting candidates for the year, Driver put down Sheena’s name.

Some Carmen Sandiego head-canons, in no particular order:

1. Coach Brunt’s first name is Gloria.

2. Everybody at the academy thinks that that faculty has their favourites, and for the most part that’s true, but Shadow-san has no idea why anyone thought Tigress was his and Countess Cleo doesn’t like any of the students enough to have one. She tolerates Dash Haber because he’s the prettiest. 

3. Graham has always introduced himself as such. Carmen was the one to shorten it to ‘Gray’, and the others picked it up from her.

4. Boris (the shorter Cleaner) is sweet on Cookie Booker. She is completely unaware.

5. Countess Cleo was the most recent elevation to faculty before Shadow-san. Dr. Bellum’s change of hairstyle from bride-of-Frankenstein to actually-pretty-flattering is a direct result of her influence.

6. The academy accepts up to forty students per year; that doesn’t mean there’s forty graduates. Only about sixteen people looked to have made it in Carmen’s original year. Those that fail or are expelled are normally mind-wiped and sent home like Gray. The faculty made an exception for Carmen, another decision Shadow-san opposed.

7. Carmen didn’t know, at least about the mind-wiping. There would just be students who weren’t there the next day.

8. Before they were Tigress and Crackle, Sheena and Graham had a thing in the academy. That’s why she went along with the water balloon prank and didn’t put up more of a fuss about Gray getting them all saddled with detention on Carmen’s behalf. It’s also part of why she has such a grudge against Carmen, because Tigress blames her for Crackle’s dismissal.

9. Lady Dokuso lied about poisoning the chopsticks. She coats the outside of her umbrella with a skin-permeable toxin, which is why she used it to fight Shadow-san. But it takes a little time to work, so she’s not about to tell anyone when they were really exposed to it.

10. Ivy and Zack aged out of the foster care system. Their mom died at least ten years ago, and their dad was never in the picture. 

And last, but not least-

11. Carmen and Player can pun back and forth to each other all day. Literally. It drives the rest of the crew batty, but there’s nothing they can do to make the pair stop. Any reaction only encourages them.

[c-d-p]

What if Carmen Sandiego Characters’ Birthdays were the same as their VA’s?

Ever wondered what your favorite character’s birthday is? I noticed that none of the characters have any canon birthdays (please tell me if i’m wrong), so why not make them the same as their voice actors?

Note: I searched up every character’s VA for this. Some of them i couldn’t find a birthday, so they aren’t included in this list. Some characters also have the same birthdays due to having the same VA, or it’s just a coincidence. Also, Mime Bomb has no VA so.. he has no birthday i guess

January

Otter Man — January 8

February

Julia Argent — February 16

The Mechanic — February 17

March

Trey Sterling — March 11

Madame Goldlove, Neal The Eel — March 21

Le Chevre — March 23

April

Dash Haber, Hugo — April 1

Shadowsan — April 19

May

Ivy — May 8

Saira Bellum & Agent Zari — May 10

Gunnar Maelstrom, Vlad, Boris, Mr. Humphrey, ACME Agent — May 28

June

Paperstar — June 27

Sterling Sterling — June 15

July

Tigress — July 13

Sonia — July 19

The Troll — July 20

Carmen Sandiego — July 30

August

Moose Boy — August 11

Chief — August 13

Spinkick — August 29

September

El Topo, Interpol Supervisor — September 13

Countess Cleo, The Driver — September 16

October

Coach Brunt — October 16

Xifeng — October 25

November

Roundabout, Hideo — November 10

December

Cookie Booker (and OG Carmen) — December 11

Flytrap- December 20

Player — December 23

[grahamcracklewho]

00. RED ROGUE.

a Carmen Sandiego (2019) rewrite.

tw (for the entire series): murder, death, mild gore, angst, obsession, ableism. i will add onto this as i go on. this series is DEEPLY redcrackle but includes ocs and reworked versions of characters, canon events, and etc.

my version of Black Sheep is deeply inspired by this beautiful art piece :)

posted this bc I want this fandom to be alive again. i love cs and hopefully this’ll make others love it too.

this is the prologue. ask/comment to be tagged for ch1 and more.

YOU DON’T NEED TO KNOW CARMEN SANDIEGO TO READ THIS.

(I made this as understandable as possible to newcomers).

current (prolouge). next.

The smell of sea salt made Black Sheep scrunch up her nose as she took her hiding place crouched behind a large rock positioned by the island’s only dock, occasionally peering around it to check on incoming visitors. Though the golden sands and crystalline waters of the isle of VILE would’ve charmed any other, the sense of wonder it had brought her had long since faded, replaced by a perpetual sense of boredom.

The faint whirring of the engine of a boar caught her attention, and she cast the dock another glance. Black Sheep could just barely make out the silhouette of a boat on the horizon, the riding sun casting an orange glow onto VILE’s trademark black and green color scheme.

She grinned, glancing down at what she held in her hand: a red water balloon, filled to the brim. Someone was in for a nasty surprise, with that someone being VILE’s very own bookkeeper and number-cruncher: Cookie Booker. Black Sheep had gotten well-acquainted with her fury over the last couple years.

The sharp click of Cookie’s heels against the wooden dock made Black Sheep snap out of her reminiscing. She reared her arm back, taking aim. This was the only enjoyable part of her year, and she wasn’t about to mess it up.

Wait. Cookie was getting closer. Wait…

Now!

Black Sheep swung her arm forward, grinning widely as she watched it soar through the air and meet its target with quite the splash—Cookie’s luxury-brand coat, now soaking wet. Cookie took one look at her coat and her face grew as red as the water balloon.

“Black Sheep!”

Black Sheep giggled as she ran away from the docks (and the victim of her unruly prank), only to suddenly collide into a heavy figure. “Ow!” She cried, rubbing her face, though as she looked up, a smile quickly formed. “Coach Brunt!” The woman was large and tall, with cropped green hair and fists that could’ve very well been made of iron. The coach was like a mother to her.

Coach Brunt didn’t waste a second, immediately enveloping Black Sheep in a sturdy hug.

“Morning, lambkins,” Coach Brunt said as she squeezed Black Sheep tightly, to the point of making her both smile and gasp for sir. “What’d you do this time, hm?” I can see that look of mischief on your face.”

Black Sheep managed a sheepish smile and glanced off to the side, seeing Cookie in her peripheral. Coach Brunt followed her line of sight and laughed when she saw the bookkeeper in wet garments.

“Ah, soaked Cookie again, did you?” Coach Brunt mused. “Well, I’d tell you to stop, but you’re just too darn cute to say no to. And, Cookie’s got it coming, anyways. She’s so damn snobbish.”

The coach rolled her eyes before grinning down at Black Sheep. “Up for a game of dodgeball? I’ve got a fresh batch of kiddos to break in this year.” She released Black Sheep, who wheezed as she was set back down. “You wanna help your mama out, lambkins?”

Black Sheep clutched her chest, rubbing a sore spot, but smiled. “Are you kidding me? Let’s do it!”

Aside from pulling pranks on Cookie, her other favorite pastime was watching VILE’s students train. They were taught to be master thieves, the very best of the best, able to simply take whatever shiny trinkets caught their attention. Black Sheep wanted to be just like them. But also?

She wanted to make Coach Brunt proud.

“Damn.” Black Sheep looked around the vast gymnasium, currently filled with people that were a mess of flailing limbs and stumbling feet. “They’re not very good at this.”

Coach Brunt patted her back. “This is what most newbies are like, hon. They’ll have improved by the end of the year, and any who don’t get booted out. But, you’re not fully wrong, either. I think Bellum is accepting whatever idiots sign up at this point, because she wants more lab rats for those wacky experiments of hers.”

Black Sheep hummed noncommittally in response, thinking about how she was already so much better than the fumbling fools that VILE had taken in.

If only she could learn to be a thief already… but VILE only accepted students at a minimum age of eighteen. She was sixteen. Could she even last two more years without dying of boredom? Or… worse yet, being forgotten, if more skilled and experienced students came?

She gave the gymnasium another look over. It was no more impressive than it was before, and she felt a little sick this time.

“I’m gonna go real quick,” she said quietly. “Be right back.”

Coach Brunt gave her a quizzical look but didn’t question her as she ran off.

Black Sheep slowed down to a stop once she could no longer hear the chatter in the gym, but scowled to herself as silence flooded in instead.

VILE’s halls were cold, hard and empty. Its students were what breathed life into it. She hoped to be one of those students one day, but with each passing hour, her patience was slowly being whittled away. She wasn’t sure she could wait anymore.

As she dragged herself down another long, white corridor, she noticed how shiny the floors were. That was a clear sign that Vlad and Boris, VILE’s janitors, were nearby. Her face lit up. They were always fun to talk to, mainly because they were too exhausted to get annoyed at the pranks she tended to pull on them.

“Vlad? Boris?” She called as she rounded a corner.

Instead of seeing the familiar pale-skinned, dark-haired janitors, however, Black Sheep came face-to-face with a stranger. It was a young boy, around her age, with ghastly pale skin and stark white hair.

Startled, she jumped back, frowning as she scrutinized him. “Who are you?” She demanded, eyes fixed on this odd new person. A piece of cloth was tied around his eyes, acting as a blindfold. He held his hands up, the motion stiff and defensive.

“My name is Zircon,” he said carefully. “My uncles work here. Please, don’t be rash. You can identify me with staff. I have clearance.”

She squinted at this so-called Zicron. “Are you a student here?”

“No.” Slowly, he lowered his hands. “But I hope to be. I’m applying next year.”

“How old are you?” She pushed.

“I—“ he looked slightly offended, but caved. “Sixteen.” Holy cow, he was the same age as her! “Like I said, my uncles work here. I have a good word in with the faculty.”

Black Sheep suddenly had a lightbulb moment. Surely, if the faculty was considering having this random as a student, they’d also consider her, right? After all, she had lived on this island all her life, and had proven to be a skilled pickpocket already. She had the right to cultivate her talent.

“Hey,” she said. “How’re you gonna, like, convince them that you’re a good pick for next year’s class?”

“…Well, I’ve already pitched my case to faculty. It’s in their hands, now.” Zicron shifted a little, looking uncomfortable. “Is that enough information for you? Frankly, I don’t appreciate being interrogated.”

Slowly, she straightened herself. “Yeah,” she said slowly. “Yeah, it is.”

Zicron relaxed. “Alright, then. Nice meeting you, uh…?”

“Black Sheep,” she supplied. “That’s my name. Coach Brunt gave it to me. You know, the faculty member.” She probably didn’t need to boast, but she was in a good mood. “You’ve heard of her?”

“Oh, yes, of course,” he said. “You’re the one that was found as a baby on the side of a road in Argentina. You’re practically famous in these halls.”

Doesn’t ever feel like it. Still, she managed a smile. “Thanks. Guess I’ll see you some other time, then.”

“Guess so. Bye, Black Sheep.”

She smiled to herself, brushing past him as she walked away. “Bye-bye, Zicron.”

Black Sheep strolled to the library and made sure that no one was in the vicinity before she raised her hand, glancing at the stolen ID she held between her fingers, Zicron’s name glimmering in silver letters. She brought it up to the light, peering at it closely.

“Vlad and Boris’s nephew, huh?” She murmured. “Interesting.” Another word caught her attention.

Medical Issues: albinism; blind.

Blind.

She scoffed under her breath. How would anyone disabled, much less blind, ever make for a good thief?

A shame. She slid the ID into her pocket. I won’t be seeing him again next year.

[obsidiancreates]

Just Another Day In The Dimwood

"How the hell did we end up back here?!" Booker whispers furiously to Grumley.

"I dunno," Grumley whispers back, almost whimpering. "We just ran and here we are!"

"Whatever Bitsy's going for in that hutch better be worth this." Booker takes a deep breath. "Okay, just this one last time. One last distraction in this godforsaken clearing and then we're never coming back here again!"

"Never?"

"Never, Grumley. Not even for all the gold in the Dimwood."

"Wow. Alright, one more distraction." Grumley looks down at the powder Peggy had given him before she, Hazel, and Bitsy had sprinted off into the woods. "I won't die, right?"

"I sure hope not, but it's Peggy, so I can't really confirm or deny that as a possibility."

"Well... here goes." Grumley shoves the powder in his mouth and takes a swig of the bottle Peggy had also given him. He coughs a little as thick foam begins to spill out from his jowl-covered mouth.

"Holy shit, it worked- I mean HELP! HEEEELP, OH GODS, THERE'S A-A RABID DOG! AHHHHHHHH!" Booker dashes into the main clearing, gathering as much attention as possible away from the party that had moments ago been readied to investigate why Smoke could be seen coming from that horrid hutch the heretic once lived in.

Grumley chases after Booker, growling and snarling as scarily as he can! He chases him all around the clearly, but the two keep a tight pattern around the path out of town towards Bitsy's old house. Mice and rabbits and cats and dogs alike all scream, chaos spreading as cries of "RABIES!" fill the air!

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"Oh, Bitsy! You didn't tell us you had cookies left in your house!" Hazel yanks the jar out of the old slightly-singed cupboard and begins wolfing them down without a second thought.

"To be fair we thought it'd burned down because she left the woodstove lit when we ran away before," Peggy says, looking through Bitsy's bookshelf which contains no books, but lots of jars of herbs.

"We did?" Bitsy herself is digging through the ashes inside said stove.

"You said you left it on, yeah."

"Wow. Well how didn't it burn down? Did you save my Hutch, Creator?"

"I must have." Peggy kicks over a bucket clearly left by the firefighting brigade that obviously came and stopped the fire so it wouldn't burn the entire clearing down. "What're we lookin' for again?"

"Is it that mysterious chest you told us about that first night?" Hazel asks as she finishes the jar of cookies. "Ooooh, scones!"

"No, not that." Bitsy moves on to look under the bed. "I'm lookin' for my best chewin' stick!"

"We're here for a stick?" Peggy pauses, then shrugs. "Just don't tell Booker, he might have an aneurysm."

"What's an Anne-your-eseem?"

"It's like your brain poppin' in your skull."

"Wow... I get that all the time!"

"I think that's just bubbles in your ears, Bitsy. I get it too when I-I climb really high and come back down."

"But I don't climb!"

"You do run real fast though, sort of the same thing. ... Somehow."

"I learn so much with you all."

"Well we're a very knowledgeable and well-learned bunch. What's this jar full of?"

"Poppy seeds. If you work with 'em the right way they make you all sleepy and relaxed and not in pain anymore."

"Oh, is that what this liquid next to them is?"

"Yeah!"

"Hazel just drank half the jar."

"Oh. ... It'll be fine, I think. As long as we don't gotta run real soon."

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Booker and Grumely sprint away from the angry crowd. As soon as just one resident recognized them, the rest followed. Groups of angry, grieving families now chase them with pitchforks, scythes, and anything else sharp available in the clearing.

"GUYYYYS!!! WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!!!" Booker screams as they run towards the hutch.

"IT'S VERY URGENT!!!"

"WE HAVE TO GET MOVING AT A VERY QUICK AND CONSISTENT PACE!!!"

"FOR A REALLY, REALLY LONG TIME!!!"

Peggy looks out the window. "Yeah Booker that's not- HOLY SHIT- Bitsy you gotta wake Hazel up!"

"WHAT?!" Booker ducks as a rock flies by his head. "SHE'S ASLEEP?!"

"Well I'll just give her this white powder that makes me feel real fast!"

"Great idea."

Booker groans and looks to Grumley. "We're so fucked."

[jade-eclipse-lithium]

Gunnar Maelstrom: *stares at Cookie*

Cookie Booker: It’s called fashion, Gunnar.