#cs headcanons

[st0r-fruit]

why didn't head faculty vile had like a test as a teacher for potential shadowsan replacements. Like, yes you're gonna be head faculty with lots of perks but. you also gonna need to teach students, trouble making ones at it. they should have a test whether or not they make good teachers to teach future criminals. I mean. Imagine if our candidates got that teacher test and its just teaching a class of their special skills for one week with one of the faculty supervising the class.

The mechanic: "okay mateys this is how you hotwire a car if youre in a pinch of time."

Cookie Booker: "This is how to tell a genuine [insert fancy fabric/ outfit] from FUCKING FAKE DUPES"

Roundabout: "Conversing is art. It is an intricate intimate waltz with layers of intention and words. This lesson you are going to learn how to get information without spilling one bit of yours. Now-"

Neal the Eel: "Here's how to slip your way out everytime, hah!"

[camotherogue]

i am curious do you have any neal headcanons u’d like to share

OH GODS UHHHHHHH

> this man is so genderfluid to me. gender? sure! but sometimes also nah. And sometimes just Maybe yk. Has a little whiteboard pronoun pin that he updates when the gender fluids yk (he doesn't use bracelets bc they rub against his wrists wrong and give him a place he can b restrained from which he doesn't like)

> i tend to write it as he/it/they but tbh I can see this fella being like. Very pronounfluid. She/he, they/it, xe/vae, mi/mir, she/it/very, you name it he's probably used it at some point.

> they're very presentation non conforming too they adore wearing skirts and cute shit. need 2 draw it in the strawberry dress so damn bad

> also has killer eyeliner game convince me otherwise go ahead and try oh wait u can't. Paints their nails also

> in RedCanon (au from me and my partner) gets ribbon eels tattooed around his forearms (to cover scars that I won't get into here bc its AUGH OUGH OW)

[typing-catastrophe]

jealous!ford x reader headcanons

pre relationship:

depending on his current mood and state of mind, his reaction to someone showing romantic interest in you ranges from:

1) heartache,

feels like he doesn't deserve you, that he isn't good enough for you, he's not your type and also he is too old for you

self-esteem on the floor, feels like a kicked puppy seeing you flirt with someone else

over 2) mild annoyance; 'what's so interesting about them?'

what could they possible give you? why are you even talking to them, you already said you aren't interested in them

to 3) almost hostile towards the other person

all in all just one big mess of feelings

he's not good with them okay

confused and frustrated by his emotions; spends a lot of time overthinking them, in order to rationalise and understand them

too insecure and doubtful to tell you about his feelings, but too easily agitated to not be jealous when someone comes up to ask for your number

tells himself he has no right to feel that way, and yet...

in relationship:

protective and maybe a little possessive. maybe a bit more than a little. okay, a lot

definitely a lot more than he shows

(related to the first points pre-rls) very rare reaction: amused. god complex activated. who do they think they are? do they really think you would be interested in them? tch, please.

when he sees a guy flirting with you, he will come up behind you, put his arm around your waist and stare the guy down

the scene where he intimidates the bus driver, just to any shady guy who won't leave you alone.

insecurities, so soo many of them

'You could have anyone you want. Why would you wanna be with me?' *

that man was bullied his entire youth, never had a proper relationship and holds so much trauma and shame - it's the glue that holds him together at this point

ford is deeply afraid to loose you

through something supernatural or otherwise dangerous yes, but also trough some stupid mistake on his side and interpersonal problems

he is afraid he will mess up one day. then you will start seeing him as someone not worthy of your love and find someone better

it is one constant battle between his low self-worth and his god complex/admittedly somewhat inflated ego

-------------------------------------------------- thank you for reading <3 reblogs are appreciated

a/n: longer piece with this trope will follow soon(ish), stay tuned :P poor ford, doesn't know how to feel his feelings appropriately (same dude, same) * 'jealous' by eyedress

[audreyscribes]

Ω PJO DEMIGOD HEADCANONS:

🍇DIONYSUS; God of Wine making, fertility, theater, festivity, and insanity. 🎭

author's note: I had a sudden idea about writing some headcanons Camp Halfblood demigods being claimed and what it's like for each respective god and cabin, followed by a small blurb afterwards. Thank you for reading and please like and reblog! The order is not in order of the cabin numbers. [PJO DEMIGOD HEADCANONS MASTERLIST]

You get claimed in an untypical manner. You heard of demigods waiting for a sign of their godly parent claiming them, with a glowing symbol above their head. Instead, when you get introduced to the camp members, Mr. D appears carrying a can of diet coke and casually states “No need to put them in the Hermes’ cabin. They're one of mine's”

Cue the record scratch. This immediately brings a lot of confusion and gossip. Many eyes look between you and Mr. D who doesn't seem bothered at all. You saw Chiron sigh and place his hand to his face, giving your godly father a disappointed headshake. Then you hear Castor and Pollux yell that they have a new sibling that they didn't even know about?!

You get a lot of looks of sympathy and jealousy. You don't figure out why until a little bit later on. Chiron fills you in with a reassuring voice but also speaks with an exasperated tone to Dionysus 

Although you guys can't make wine or touch anything alcohol related, you did inherit Dioynsus' wine making skills. This includes also being good at making infused drinks or mixing drinks that range from mixing soda flavours together to making your tea blend. Even if the flavours shouldn't work together or whatever the drink type you're making, you just can. You are your own personal barista.

Putting this first and out of the way, you're both in a blessed and awkward situation where you are able to see and interact with your godly parent. Mr. D tries to treat you like every other demigod in Camp Halfblood, and that makes it awkward when you don't know if you should call him “Dad” or “Mr. D”, but at the same time, you know you have it better then others. 

It doesn't mean Mr. D doesn't keep an eye out. When you dedicate your offerings to the gods and look at him when you do it, you can just see Dionysus’ face soften and his eyes have a hint of affection. 

Don't ask how you or your other half-siblings came to be if Mr. D was sentenced to Camp Halfblood. You won't get an answer from but at least you know you're not alone and the twins are glad to have a baby sibling. Get ready for the youngest sibling treatment. 

Dionysus is the God of Theatre so you have a theatrical flare. Even if you're introverted, you're not exempt; this can be applied in how you do certain things or be rather convincing at times. If you're extroverted, well, you're automatically the Theatre kid. 

This turns out to be rather useful in events like Capture the Flag in a state of mania. When the heat of the battle starts to get to you, you feel your godly parent's power begin to rise in you and you can use that theaters flair to rouse your teammate's spirits up. You can also get a bit maniac and effect your teammates and enemies alike and become rather terrifying. 

You have a bit of a green thumb so you can find some solace with the Demeter kids. However, unlike the Demeter kids who can just make plants grow and flourish, your green thumb only really applies to plants you have an interest in like Dionysus with his grapes…or now strawberries. Regardless, you can keep a houseplant alive at least. 

Aside from a few very selected people within Camp, you're one of the few people who has seen Mr.D's true form. Not his godly form or the Mr. D you've seen, but the form he usually shows in front of mortals. Then it becomes very obvious how your other parent became so enamoured. You thank him silently for taking up his current form because you’re not going to be ready to hear about Mr. D being a DILF.

“Welcome to Cabin 12!” greeted Castor and Pollux as they opened the door to the cabin. You looked inside and saw how lived in the cabin was. It was clear the twins didn't expect to have another sibling and judging by the absolute shock that your shared father was supposed to be stuck in Camp, they really didn't expect him to have another mortal child.   

You also noticed on one of their nightstands there were stacks of Coke and Pepsi, each belonging to one of the beds. There were copious amounts of it, and you wonder if being a child of Dionysus was a prerequisite of having a drink as your go-to drink. Like wine fo Dionysus…though you heard he had to switch to Diet Coke due to his punishment. 

“Yeah, sorry for the whole…mess,” said Castor as he looked sheepish. “Pollux and I weren't expecting anyone else to be here, especially since it's been so long since we've first arrived. And you know, our dad, being, well-”

Pollux cleared his throat, “What Castor means, despite everything, we're thrilled to have a baby sibling. We've always been together so we're not that alone, but every now and again, we kind of get envious of the other cabins and having other siblings.”

You smiled when the door is knocked and a new bunk bed is being brought in, Castor and Pollux grinned at you. “Come on, let's get your stuff and space ready, and let's go see our dad.”

[aryriddle]

It breaks my heart that, even if Damen and Laurent have the longest, most peaceful and prosperous reign in history, they’re not immune to the passing of time.

I imagine Damen will be the first to go, peacefully in his bed after he’s too weak to carry on, holding Laurent’s hand and smiling because his heart is so full of love and joy.

I imagine Laurent (old and gray and still so beautiful) will be solemn, and arrange a funeral fit for a god. He will then quietly focus on work, tending to the kingdom/empire’s affairs, ensuring all will be well, tidying up unfinished business.

I imagine he will retire to his empty bed one night, and not rise in the morning. He will go peacefully in his sleep, his hand resting on Damen’s empty side of the bed, with a smile on his face because his husband and his brother were waiting for him.

[catsushinyakajima]

I’m sitting by a trash can at the bus stop waiting for the bus for the past TWENTY minutes and I am also late to class (my own fault for going to the gym instead of heading to class early :/) SO ANYWAYS-

Voltron headcanons (realistic and college AU, also inspired by my own college misery):

- they’re all stem nerds. All of them. I know a lot of people HC them as liberal arts major which is great! but they are canonically astronauts (one part of canon that I like)

- Lance would be the kind of guy to be like “WE GOTTA HIT THE GYM EVERYDAY THIS SEMESTER RAHHHH” and then dip the second midterms start. Every single semester. Without fail.

- Keith found lectures useless since he could just “read the textbook”. He never showed up to a single class except for exams and somehow passed. He only stopped the habit when multiple friends scolded him for it.

- Coran would be in twenty different clubs. Correction: he would be PRESIDENT of twenty different clubs. No one knows when he joined them. The clubs range from archery to competitive coding to mental health awareness. (“Hey Coran are u free tonight?” “No sorry, the Roleplaying Ancient Romans club is having a bake sale tonight” “the what-)

- hunk would do a LOT of volunteering. He’s probably cook for shelters but I can also see him tutoring underprivileged kids in engineering :)

- Pidge would have a surprising amount of school spirit. Not bc she likes the college or the sport. She just wants to hate on the other teams. Also if her tuition is going to the football coach’s salary, she might as well be passionate about it.

- Allura is a triple major. Maybe even a quadruple major?? She’s the girl you see constantly stressing about their schedule. “Okay so should I take this class…that makes me have eight classes total all back to back” “WHAT” “what if I did a minor in psychology?” “Allura how tf are you going to fit that in there”

- Shiro is a TA (teaching assistant) for calculus or physics or something. Because the world hates him it’s an eight am class where the professor teaches wrong content and then dumps twenty hours of grading on him. “So you find the derivative under the curve” “Professor that’s not-“ You will never see him without a coffee.

- Hunk has beef with the Dining halls. They don’t season their food and they don’t even have much to begin with. On the other hand, Lance practically lives there. He’s making the most of the meal plans he paid for.

- At least he sticks to tastier things. Keith, who also practically lives at the dining hall, will eat salt and pepper chicken four times a day (“it’s protein”)

- it’s how Keith and Lance have had most of their meals together. Notably, also alone.

- aside from living at the dining hall, Keith also lives at the gym. This explains why he’s never at class.

- pidge has a car on campus. It’s Matt’s car or whatever. Not only can she not park for her life, she also can’t stop getting parking tickets. She uses the tickets as wall decor for her dorm.

- Lance skateboards. He’s pretty good at it. He’s only fallen twice, and both times had been in extremely public settings. Once was in front of a bus stop with fifty people. He tried teaching Coran how to skate and Coran accidentally slipped and launched the board towards the main road.

- Pidge plays clash royale in class. Shiro roasts her for it but then secretly also plays word games in class

- on top of having four majors, Allura also has four internships??? Everytime she posts about something that seems relaxing, it’s misleading. She’ll post herself getting drinks and SIKE it’s a networking event. She’ll be going hiking SIKE it’s a colleague bonding trip. Girl cannot take a break.

- Keith hates frats. Even educational ones with job opportunities. Even if he knows all frat boys aren’t shitty, he refuses to budge on his stance

- Shiro is the kind of guy you’d be talking to and ten people come up to him to say hi. Everyone knows him. Even if he doesn’t know them.

[yuuyuuuyuuuu]

spreading my aroace player bouchard agenda

without the overlay:

[narnianskys]

Narnian's Sun

The sun began to crest the eastern horizon of Narnia. Her striking light began to shine through the windows of the great Palace of Care Paravel, greeting the High King and Lord of its halls. He welcomes her rays with open arms from his spot, stoking the fires of the forges he had tended to all through the night. Her light guided him as he poured the metal and cast a new sword.

From high up in the sky, at noon she would watch the youngest of the four rulers. Heard her joy filled laughter as she sat with the tenders of the palace fields. Hands as caked in mud as their own. The merry ruler smiled up at the sun, almost as though they were friends.

In the evening, as the sun sat low in the west she listened to a young man give a speech. His tongue was as silver as the crown that adorned his brow. With persuasive words and a raging passion he spoke and listened to all those around him. Taking in their advice and giving council to those who asked for it in return. 

While the sun was gone, and the moon glittered overhead, the gentlest ruler clasped her cloak. She had spent her day hidden from the sun, staying in the shelter of a tent, tending to those in her domain that had fallen ill. With the peace that came with the night and her subjects rest, she returned to those grand halls of Care Paravel. 

The sun eagerly waited to begin it all again. 

[ssa-dado]

Tedium and rancor. Pen on paper. | The real reason why SSA Hotchner suddenly stopped wearing striped shirts to work

Maybe Hotch should’ve realized it wasn’t that one dry joke he made ten minutes ago that had his subordinates still laughing nonstop. Little did he know…

The offending doodle on the back of a case file had been confiscated, the offenders promptly scolded and sentenced to a week of paperwork duty. Meanwhile, his home office now boasted a new framed masterpiece.

He’d always secretly wanted to be someone’s muse.

Just… maybe not like this.

[happy-emmdings]

It’s fluff hours!!💓🥺

Emma painting Killian’s nails based on @dykelilypage’s wholesome headcanon that still lives in my head.

[st0r-fruit]

My offerings to the followers of Carmen Sandiego as my au cooks:

LGBTQ+ HEADCANONS!!

TEAM RED

Team acme here

Team vile

[ubeb0nes]

I love and I need more of Sevika x fem!bar owner!reader. Have you thought about making a bot about this au? Bcs I neeeeedd one!!! Love your writing! <3

I'm so glad you're enjoying this pairing!! I'm trying to get the next part out faster than i did the last one this time lol

Ok so atm i do nawt know how to make a bot for this au 😭 BUT, i think i could def figure it out just give me some time yall 🫡

[puffin-smoke]

send me headcanons my period started life is pain

[audreyscribes]

do you think Ariadne accepts Dionysus's children as hers too? She is very loyal to her husband, so I only see Castor, Pollux, Dakota and any other child born to Dionysus being automatically "adopted" by her too or "I'm going to mess with my husband (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)" and claim his children as her right after him do the announcement (poor kid)

i.g:

Dionysus: this one is mine, don't worry *see the sign in the kid's head* ... My grape!

(they're both extremely cute together and the kids suffers with this)

Oh yeah, I can imagine that being the case. Between her and Dionysus when Ariadne was still mortal, apparently they had a lot of demigods; so in terms of demigod children, she probably understands this is just him being a god and still loves her greatly, so it’s just probably filling a need once in a while; why else we see only a literal handful of Dionysus demigods.

So yeah, I can imagine Ariadne accepting Dionysus’ demigods as her own in a way, much like Poseidon’s godly wife, Amphitrite, being very cool to his demigod children. Heck, Amphitrite made cookies for Percy! So it’s not out of the question.

Thus insert the amount of godly shenanigans just between this husband and wife that the Dionysus’ demigods are subjected to. It's also been confirmed by Percy that Ariadne has a strange sense of humour, so yeah I can see that scenario happening a few times, which is practically all the time

What’s also nice to know is that Ariadne is the Cretan Goddess of Labyrinth and Paths, right before she was absorbed into the Greek pantheon. So you can imagine there’s some connotations…afterall, if you’ve ever been in a Labyrinth before, you probably have gotten mad trying to get out…but most importantly, just imagine getting minor blessings or gifts from Ariadne, especially those that involve weaving because of her iconic magic ball of yarn, she is considered the goddess of weaving in a sense. Prepare to get a lot of blankets/quilts, sweaters and socks for Winter Solstice/Christmas from her. There’s also a stretch to say Ariadne is to connected to her roman counterpart, Libera, is a minor goddess of wine with chthonic attributes too, so like can you imagine seeing the floating grape floating above the kid’s heads, and people thinking oh Mr. D is straight up claiming them normally, and him inwardly sighing at his wife’s antics. So very, “MY GRAPE!” 

It’ll be a very confusing but fun times ahead. 

Thanks for the ask and I hope you have a nice day! ヾ(•ω•`)o

[xopedri]

do u think you could do marc casado dating headcanons pls :)

headcanons! ★

dating marc casado.

★ bf!marc dates to marry; he wants to spend the rest of his life with you

★ bf!marc genuinely cannot keep his hands off you

★ bf!marc is really smart

★ bf!marc is fairly private about your relationship, but everyone has to know he has a girlfriend

★ bf!marc always makes sure your comfortable

★ bf!marc loves to just sit around with you and watch tv, listen to music, listen to you talk, etc.

★ bf!marc adores your family

★ bf!marc is a mix of immature and mature (in the best way possible)

★ bf!marc loves having romantic dinner dates with you.

★ bf!marc will do anything to cheer you up if you’re upset

★ bf!marc loves spoiling you, even if you try to pay for yourself he won’t let you.

★ bf!marc has made your stomach hurt from laughing so hard wayyy too many times

★ bf!marc loves hugging you from the back

★ bf!marc is whipped for you, and it’s definitely not gonna go away anytime soon <3

tysm for reading! all likes, reposts, and comments are welcome and very appreciated!!

[random-lil-illing]

recently started rewatching carmen sandiego. decided to do some redesigns :)

also, my player redesign has appeared before, but i wanted to explain both of them for in depth haha

also NO. i forgot player's headphones how could i. please just imagine like charles calvin's headphones on him but with gold and dark blue accents instead of dark grey accents. i beg i can't believe i forgot them.