#Conversations with my boyfriend

[katecreatesstuff]

No one:

Not a single goddamn person:

Me: Hey you know the wallpaper in the bathroom?

My bf: Here at the hotel?

Me: Yeah.

Bf: … Yeah?

Me: Did you know the pattern repeats every five inches both horizontally and vertically?

Bf: …No, I did not.

Me: Yeah, if you could check it and confirm my findings, I’d appreciate it.

Bf: Yeah okay. Remind me.

A little bit later:

Bf: Hey sweetheart, earlier when you were in the bathroom a really long time and I asked if you were okay and you said you got lost in thought, is this what happened? You got distracted finding where the pattern repeated?

Me: Yeah.

Bf: Okay then.

[fillejondrette]

it's pretty funny how men complain about male loneliness as if loneliness is a sex-specific condition meanwhile you can't even be nice to a man because he'll make it weird

[manzisme]

Fatal Fury: it's a fighting game about nothing.

[otto-doctavius]

i love domestic poolverine as much as the next person but if they don’t still stab each other from time to time then what’s the POINT

[harrywavycurly]

Is it possible for Harry conversations with his gf? Just random? Love you💞💞

Hiiii babes!!! Sure I’ll give you some super random conversations between the two of them! I love youuuu more!!! I hope you enjoy💖

-find all things Boyfriend Harry here✨

“I’ll just sit here and watch you do your thing.” “Watch me do my thing?…you mean you’ll just sit here and scroll on your phone until I come back to the cart and you’ll tell me how good I did even though you didn’t see a single second of what actually happened…” “yes exactly…is that not okay? Do you need me out there with you on the uhm…thing near the hole?” “The green? No love I don’t need you out there it’s okay…I’m just glad you agreed to come with me at all.” “Well you said I could drive the cart and afterwards we could get lunch so…here I am.” “The things you’ll do for food never cease to amaze me.” “Speaking of food…hurry up and go hit the ball into the hole over there so we can get a move on…I’m hungry.” “Always rushing me…but there’s some snacks in the bag love…” “you packed me snacks?…god I fucking love you.” “I love you too now just sit back and..watch me do my thing.”

“Baby did you take my-” “let me just stop you right there because last I checked we share everything right? So technically nothing in this house is just yours…so…there’s that.” “Oh you so took it…are you wearing it now?” “Saying I took it makes it sound bad…I just simply wanted to see what it would look like on my finger that’s all.” “Okay and let’s see it…how does it look?” “It’s a bit tacky looking on me…I don’t know how you pull off wearing a giant gold S on your pinky but…yeah it doesn’t look good on me.” “Tacky? Love it doesn’t look tacky at all…does look a little big though…might need to get you one that actually fits you properly.” “It fits fine…I don’t need one of my own.” “You don’t?” “No why would I when I can just wear yours?” “Because then I’ll just be left with the H…” “Don’t be greedy Harry…” “It’s not greedy to want to wear the rings I got as a set…feels odd to only have one on.” “Then here…I’ll just wear both of them and you can be naked.” “Oh…I quite like how my initials look on your hands love…I really might need to get you a set of your own.”

“Love?…sweetheart?….baby I think it’s time to come inside for a bit yeah?” “Hmm? What?” “I think you should come inside for a bit…you’ve been out here reading for over an hour love.” “Oh…I think I fell asleep…” “I think you did too…but you’ve always loved a little afternoon cat nap…but let’s maybe go cuddle on the couch a bit? Tell me about the book you started?” “I don’t think I even got through the first chapter before I fell asleep.” “that’s okay…you can just tell me what you dreamed about then?” “Sorry can’t tell you about all of it or it won’t come true…you know the rules….but I can say it did involve you and some take away and possibly a bottle of wine…” “Oh did it? Hmmm���well I actually think I can make that happen for you love.” “After cuddles on the couch?” “Of course…cuddles first..always.”

[ceaselesswatchersspecialboy]

Today my seventy-six year old nan asked me if I liked being a girl unprompted while we were having coffee together. Apparently she had caught onto the way I talk about it in off-handed comments I’ve made, and just seemed curious. I hesitantly told her, no, I didn’t, and expected her to be angry, but instead she was probably the most understanding person in my family besides my brother.

When I explained to her how I felt, she simply listened, and nodded along. When I said I didn’t know why I felt this way, she just shrugged and said she just thinks this stuff might be in DNA, and it’s just how you are.

So that’s probably the sweetest conversation I’ve ever had, and also the funniest. She asked it so bluntly without any hesitation.

Never let anyone use age as an excuse for being transphobic or homophobic. My Nan may be a little confused at times, but she has the spirit.

[dreaminofu]

Happy anniversary <3

Credits: x/x/x/x/x/x/x/x/x/x/x

[tea-cat-arts]

(Disclaimer: this is a vent post)

Jiang Cheng discourse is frustrating because I feel like it always boils down to a debate on whether he's a good or bad person when like-

Such a central idea throughout all her books is that everyone has the capacity for good and evil. The cannibal who's been sewing political discourse for centuries is also a halfway decent dad, the prince who once tried to save all the common people ended up turning on them and releasing a plague, the guy who schemed and killed his way to chief of cultivation sacrificed himself to keep his best friend safe, the world's most dedicated internet hater also improves the lives of almost everyone around him... trying to force this narrow frame of good and bad people on her stories just doesn't work.

When it comes to Jiang Cheng in particular, I feel like the context for his actions gets completely thrown out the window in favor of focusing on the ways in which he was an asshole, but Jiang Cheng isn't really in a position where he can afford to be kind to everyone. The man has a whole clan to watch out for- as a kid, he couldn't just stand up to the Wens because every action he took would be interpreted as a reflection of the Jiang Clan's stance (and they were not in a position to go to war with the Wens). As an adult, he thought he couldn't afford to stand up for either wwx or the remaining Wens because it would risk putting his very freshly reformed clan who just finished a war in conflict with 3 other major clans. He is shown to have the capacity for love and the capacity for kindness (ex: getting all the hiers out of the cave and running all the way back to Yunmeng for help, putting himself in danger to draw the Wen scouts away from wwx, co-parenting Jin Ling with Jin Guangyao, being an attack dog against anyone who hurts his family, guarding wwx from dogs as a kid, standing up to his mom and asking her to stop when she berates wwx), but he rarely has opportunities where he can just follow all of his own values without it putting his clan at risk. I also feel like the ways in which he's kind get dismissed because he doesn't act nice. Like, he's not willing to put on a smile or be chatty like either Lan Xichen or Jin Guangyao. He's an anxious, rage-filled, asshole who hates losing, and that is on display at all times.

And ya- he's absolutely done some awful shit. He's fallen for propaganda, he's hurt and killed both wwx and potentially hundreds of innocent people, he doubles down on his mistakes instead of reflecting, and he votes with the leapords eating your face party, and he'll be spending a lot of time alone and filled with rage and regret because of it. I do not deny that all that shit is true about him, but what I'll argue against is the idea that it's all he ever was and all he'll ever be

Normally, I believe in death of the author, but in this case mxtx's comments from a 2016 interview support my stance on him, so I'm gonna bring it up (Link to full interview. It's a fun read)

But ya: shout out to my fellow Jiang Cheng fans who like him, but think he's an asshole and want to push him down a flight of stairs

[vaniloqu3nce]

Wednesday, trying to flirt: You want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.

Enid, on the verge of tears: And what about it!?

[kafkaesquetwink]

i see your “gideon was always an asshole” and raise you “yes she was but also she was property gideon doesn’t feel like she’s her own person gideon doesn’t feel like she has autonomy gideon doesn’t really know what emotions are, she never had anyone to talk to about anything except maybe aiglamene and then this girl who has been nothing but mean to her for her whole life is telling her that she’s her ‘only friend’ and that she is ‘undone without her’ and even if gideon feels the same way imagine how confusing that is for her??? maybe she lets harrows head get hit on the wall because she sucks (girlboss btw) but maybe its also because she doesn’t understand that her own pain-- and by extension, harrow’s-- is serious. she’s been abused and beaten her whole life and when you grow up like that you don’t understand that it’s a big deal. gideon doesn’t understand that she needs things. she just understands when she’s hurting.”

[allthegothihopgirls]

i think it would have been funny if tim, after discovering his bisexuality and thinking that was the 'unique feature' he brought to his iteration of robin, mentioned this to the rest of batfam, only to find out they've all been some degree of queer this whole time.

[akindplace]

from last night’s conversation with my boyfriend

[dustykneed]

man those starfleet changing rooms sure have. Uhh. Seen some shit. the fact that jim looks so damn good in a suit really isn't helping mcspirk's case.

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prompt fill for @mcspirkevents' mcspirk bingo prompt "don't let them hear you". 🩵💙💛

[lazylittledragon]

just relationship things 🖤

[haikyuu-on-standby]

semi: what do you even see in ushijima?

tendou, dreamily: he’s got that je ne sais quoi, yknow?

semi: ,,,,,,what?

tendou, still dreamily: that autrizzm

[harrywavycurly]

Boyfriend Harry chats? Miss him a bit 💕

Hiii lovey!! I miss boyfriend Harry a bit as well so I hope you enjoy these convos with him! I did it a bit different this time as all these convos go along with each other, I thought that would be fun! 💖

-find all things Boyfriend Harry here✨

A/N: You and Harry are on a little getaway and these are some convos you two have one day during it, enjoy✨

“Don’t even say it.” “I wasn’t going to say anything love…” “Really? Then what’s with the face?” “What face? This is just how I look?” “Mhhmm…you know I can’t sleep without him Harry so I don’t know why you look all shocked he’s here.” “I’m not shocked he’s here love I’m…just shocked at how you threw him on the bed…you yell at me when I toss him about at home.” “I did not throw him on the bed I gently-” “gently? Baby there was nothing gentle about how you threw that bear.” “That bear?” “Forgive me…there was nothing gentle about how you threw Teddy Snuggles on this bed…look at him he’s face down in the pillows…he can’t even breathe properly because of how you just threw him on here.” “Well then fix him Harry don’t just stand there and let him struggle.” “Oh I’m allowed to touch him now am I?” “You’ve always been allowed to touch him but you’re just rough with him because you get jealous I like to snuggle with him.” “I do not get jealous of Teddy.” “Harry…” “I….well..I don’t get jealous of him anymore.”

“Baby why is all your jewelry in a…sunglasses case?” “I was in a hurry.” “In a hurry? We had this trip planned for a month.” “Yeah but I was in a hurry when I was packing…and I couldn’t find my jewelry case so..I just went with what I could find.” “And what you could find was a…Gucci sunglasses case?” “Yes…while you’re snooping around my stuff can you hand me my silver hoop earring please?” “Sure love…should we maybe get you a jewelry case while we are here? This…this is just going to be a tangled mess by the time we leave.” “You just like buying me things don’t you?” “That and this just really bothers me…I can’t have you using a sunglasses case to hold your jewelry.”

“Put that eyebrow away Harry.” “What?” “You know what.” “I just..he’s staring at you.” “Maybe he’s staring at you? You’re the one dressed like you’re on a red carpet and not just a little dinner date with your girlfriend.” “No I watched him look at you…and every dinner date with you is an event so I like to dress up for you love.” “I appreciate it…but really put the eyebrow away or I won’t be able to focus on eating my pasta and you know how much I love pasta.” “Maybe that’s my whole goal?…trying to distract you so you can’t focus on anything but me?” “God you’re such a narcissist…but at least let me get a few bites in before you really try to distract me.” “Okay I’ll give you a few moments of peace but really did you not notice him staring at you?” “No…I kinda only noticed my incredibly hot boyfriend…and-” “and your bowl of pasta?” “Exactly…talk about a dream combination.” “Yeah? Me and pasta huh? That’s what you dream about?” “Oh yeah…wanna hear one of my wildest fantasies?” “Is it me feeding you pasta in bed?” “How’d you know?” “Just a lucky guess…wanna hear one of mine?” “I do but…I’m pretty sure it’s not dinner table appropriate so let’s save it for our post dinner walk around the resort yeah?” “You know me too well…I love you..have I told you that today?” “Only like five times so feel free to say it a few more…I love you too though incase you didn’t know.”

“Why are hotel beds so comfy? Is it some sort of special cushioning in the mattresses?” “Oh love…I absolutely adore the random things that come to your mind before you go to sleep.” “I’m serious…I bet if we bought this mattress and took it home the moment it got into the house it wouldn’t feel the same…it’s like it only will feel all comfy and squishy while inside a hotel room.” “Do you want to test that theory?” “No…well..no that would be silly.” “We’ve done sillier things haven’t we?” “Who is we? Because if you’re referring to the time you bought that insanely expensive rug from that hotel in Italy to see if it would make you feel like you were on holiday while back in New York-” “excuse me? You’re the one who told me to buy it.” “No I said it was a pretty rug..no where in that sentence did I say buy it.” “Baby you literally were in the tub going oh I’m gonna miss this soft rug it feels so nice on my feet…it’s so pretty…Harry can we buy one like this?” “One like this…that doesn’t mean go down to the lobby and demand them to sell you the one from our room.” “I was four glasses of red wine in and you know you can’t talk to me about buying things when I’m that far gone…besides it does make me think back to that holiday every time I see it..also I didn’t demand them to sell it to me I asked very nicely.” “Right yes…you pretty much told them you were taking the rug so they could just charge you whatever they wanted.” “And they did…bit overpriced I think but it’s worth it because you like it.” “We aren’t buying the mattress Harry.” “If you say so…” “where would we even put it?” “In a guest bedroom?” “How would we get it home?” “Ship it?” “Harry…” “I’m not gonna buy it…I might see what brand it is and buy one that hasn’t been used by a few hundred people though…would that still work to test your theory of it only being comfy in a hotel room?” “I think so.” “Right then…” “what are you doing? Where are-” “Looking for a tag…don’t they usually have-ah ha found it.” “This takes the cake for oddest thing we have ever done after sex.” “Really? What about that time when all you wanted after was a fucking fruit cup and it was bloody three in the morning and I didn’t have any pineapple and you started crying-” “I didn’t cry you asshole I was just upset because what’s a fruit cup without pineapple?” “Anyway…so I had to go out and find a damn pineapple at three in the morning.” “I mean it was in New York so…it didn’t take you very long since the little shop on the corner was open…don’t make it sound so dramatic.” “You’re lucky I love you so much…no one else in the whole world I’d go searching for a pineapple at three in the morning for after having mind blowing sex.” “Ah well maybe it was the mind blowing sex that made you want to make me happy and go get me a pineapple? So I’d want to keep you around?” “Maybe….it did seem to work since you’re still here.” “It did..I love you..now come cuddle me before I kick you out for good and give all my love to Teddy.”