#Conversations with my boyfriend

[katecreatesstuff]

No one:

Not a single goddamn person:

Me: Hey you know the wallpaper in the bathroom?

My bf: Here at the hotel?

Me: Yeah.

Bf: … Yeah?

Me: Did you know the pattern repeats every five inches both horizontally and vertically?

Bf: …No, I did not.

Me: Yeah, if you could check it and confirm my findings, I’d appreciate it.

Bf: Yeah okay. Remind me.

A little bit later:

Bf: Hey sweetheart, earlier when you were in the bathroom a really long time and I asked if you were okay and you said you got lost in thought, is this what happened? You got distracted finding where the pattern repeated?

Me: Yeah.

Bf: Okay then.

[kurthummeldeservesbetter]

Honestly I don’t know why I’m surprised about the ending because it was always Jayce and Viktor since season one. Very rarely do these dudes have a conversation about something other than each other when talking to literally anyone else. Jayce can’t go five minutes without reminding someone that Viktor is his partner. Viktor tells like the one other person he talks to outside the lab that Jayce will understand his actions.

The signs were there all along. It was always them.

[fillejondrette]

it's pretty funny how men complain about male loneliness as if loneliness is a sex-specific condition meanwhile you can't even be nice to a man because he'll make it weird

[kazumist]

disclaimer: no it is not my birthday today. i just wanted to try writing again

11:54 PM.

“it feels weird that i’m turning a year older.”

childe lets out a breathy chuckle through the phone—it was soft and light, one that you would never get tired of. “only a few minutes left, are you excited?” you asked yourself the same question for a moment. “i guess so? but this doesn’t make it any different from the other times i waited for the clock to strike midnight.”

“what time were you born?” he then asks. “huh? what’s that got to do with anything?” you ask him back. “did you know that you’re not officially twenty until the clock hits the time you were born?” he could feel your deadpan expression at him, even if he couldn’t see your face during the call at the moment.

“that’s bullshit, ajax.”

“it isn’t, i swear!”

“don’t give me that crap; only you would believe such a saying!”

ajax then laughs at your reaction. you were right though; it’s not really true. nor does that really matter; it just depends on what one would like to believe in. but childe believes in what he said. “but seriously, what time were you born?” you pondered a moment, trying to recall the timestamp that was written in your album back then when you were just an infant. “i think it was around four in the morning? a quarter after four.”

12:00 AM.

when the clock strikes twelve, childe still sang happy birthday to you, only for it to be followed by “well, you aren’t really twenty just yet,” which earned him a threat from you to end the call if he continues it any further.

as the night continues, it was just the same routine that you and ajax have when you call each other during the night. you guys talk—a lot. and there’s also times when both of you just stay in the call in silence as you do your own thing. yet neither of you noticed that the clock was nearing your time of birth.

4:15 AM.

while you were in the midst of telling childe something about your childhood (he thinks that he could never get tired of hearing about yours since his wasn’t all that interesting in comparison), he suddenly spoke. “hey look, you’re officially twenty now.”

your eyes glanced at the time displayed on your phone screen, and sure enough, it was indeed a quarter after four in the morning. 

“huh, you’re right.”

“happy birthday again, (name).”

[manzisme]

Fatal Fury: it's a fighting game about nothing.

[otto-doctavius]

i love domestic poolverine as much as the next person but if they don’t still stab each other from time to time then what’s the POINT

[harrywavycurly]

Is it possible for Harry conversations with his gf? Just random? Love you💞💞

Hiiii babes!!! Sure I’ll give you some super random conversations between the two of them! I love youuuu more!!! I hope you enjoy💖

-find all things Boyfriend Harry here✨

“I’ll just sit here and watch you do your thing.” “Watch me do my thing?…you mean you’ll just sit here and scroll on your phone until I come back to the cart and you’ll tell me how good I did even though you didn’t see a single second of what actually happened…” “yes exactly…is that not okay? Do you need me out there with you on the uhm…thing near the hole?” “The green? No love I don’t need you out there it’s okay…I’m just glad you agreed to come with me at all.” “Well you said I could drive the cart and afterwards we could get lunch so…here I am.” “The things you’ll do for food never cease to amaze me.” “Speaking of food…hurry up and go hit the ball into the hole over there so we can get a move on…I’m hungry.” “Always rushing me…but there’s some snacks in the bag love…” “you packed me snacks?…god I fucking love you.” “I love you too now just sit back and..watch me do my thing.”

“Baby did you take my-” “let me just stop you right there because last I checked we share everything right? So technically nothing in this house is just yours…so…there’s that.” “Oh you so took it…are you wearing it now?” “Saying I took it makes it sound bad…I just simply wanted to see what it would look like on my finger that’s all.” “Okay and let’s see it…how does it look?” “It’s a bit tacky looking on me…I don’t know how you pull off wearing a giant gold S on your pinky but…yeah it doesn’t look good on me.” “Tacky? Love it doesn’t look tacky at all…does look a little big though…might need to get you one that actually fits you properly.” “It fits fine…I don’t need one of my own.” “You don’t?” “No why would I when I can just wear yours?” “Because then I’ll just be left with the H…” “Don’t be greedy Harry…” “It’s not greedy to want to wear the rings I got as a set…feels odd to only have one on.” “Then here…I’ll just wear both of them and you can be naked.” “Oh…I quite like how my initials look on your hands love…I really might need to get you a set of your own.”

“Love?…sweetheart?….baby I think it’s time to come inside for a bit yeah?” “Hmm? What?” “I think you should come inside for a bit…you’ve been out here reading for over an hour love.” “Oh…I think I fell asleep…” “I think you did too…but you’ve always loved a little afternoon cat nap…but let’s maybe go cuddle on the couch a bit? Tell me about the book you started?” “I don’t think I even got through the first chapter before I fell asleep.” “that’s okay…you can just tell me what you dreamed about then?” “Sorry can’t tell you about all of it or it won’t come true…you know the rules….but I can say it did involve you and some take away and possibly a bottle of wine…” “Oh did it? Hmmm…well I actually think I can make that happen for you love.” “After cuddles on the couch?” “Of course…cuddles first..always.”

[royalarchivist]

Aypierre: No, it's– It- it doesn't work that way... 😔

Antoine: No, really? I KISSED YOU FOR NOTHING???

Aypierre: No, for the pleasure. 😏

Antoine: No, it was not a pleasure! 😤 I don't kiss!

[pretty-hate-machine-operator]

whoops i dropped my quarter on the ground. hope no one picks it up!

the mysterious crow:

[ceaselesswatchersspecialboy]

Today my seventy-six year old nan asked me if I liked being a girl unprompted while we were having coffee together. Apparently she had caught onto the way I talk about it in off-handed comments I’ve made, and just seemed curious. I hesitantly told her, no, I didn’t, and expected her to be angry, but instead she was probably the most understanding person in my family besides my brother.

When I explained to her how I felt, she simply listened, and nodded along. When I said I didn’t know why I felt this way, she just shrugged and said she just thinks this stuff might be in DNA, and it’s just how you are.

So that’s probably the sweetest conversation I’ve ever had, and also the funniest. She asked it so bluntly without any hesitation.

Never let anyone use age as an excuse for being transphobic or homophobic. My Nan may be a little confused at times, but she has the spirit.

[tea-cat-arts]

(Disclaimer: this is a vent post)

Jiang Cheng discourse is frustrating because I feel like it always boils down to a debate on whether he's a good or bad person when like-

Such a central idea throughout all her books is that everyone has the capacity for good and evil. The cannibal who's been sewing political discourse for centuries is also a halfway decent dad, the prince who once tried to save all the common people ended up turning on them and releasing a plague, the guy who schemed and killed his way to chief of cultivation sacrificed himself to keep his best friend safe, the world's most dedicated internet hater also improves the lives of almost everyone around him... trying to force this narrow frame of good and bad people on her stories just doesn't work.

When it comes to Jiang Cheng in particular, I feel like the context for his actions gets completely thrown out the window in favor of focusing on the ways in which he was an asshole, but Jiang Cheng isn't really in a position where he can afford to be kind to everyone. The man has a whole clan to watch out for- as a kid, he couldn't just stand up to the Wens because every action he took would be interpreted as a reflection of the Jiang Clan's stance (and they were not in a position to go to war with the Wens). As an adult, he thought he couldn't afford to stand up for either wwx or the remaining Wens because it would risk putting his very freshly reformed clan who just finished a war in conflict with 3 other major clans. He is shown to have the capacity for love and the capacity for kindness (ex: getting all the hiers out of the cave and running all the way back to Yunmeng for help, putting himself in danger to draw the Wen scouts away from wwx, co-parenting Jin Ling with Jin Guangyao, being an attack dog against anyone who hurts his family, guarding wwx from dogs as a kid, standing up to his mom and asking her to stop when she berates wwx), but he rarely has opportunities where he can just follow all of his own values without it putting his clan at risk. I also feel like the ways in which he's kind get dismissed because he doesn't act nice. Like, he's not willing to put on a smile or be chatty like either Lan Xichen or Jin Guangyao. He's an anxious, rage-filled, asshole who hates losing, and that is on display at all times.

And ya- he's absolutely done some awful shit. He's fallen for propaganda, he's hurt and killed both wwx and potentially hundreds of innocent people, he doubles down on his mistakes instead of reflecting, and he votes with the leapords eating your face party, and he'll be spending a lot of time alone and filled with rage and regret because of it. I do not deny that all that shit is true about him, but what I'll argue against is the idea that it's all he ever was and all he'll ever be

Normally, I believe in death of the author, but in this case mxtx's comments from a 2016 interview support my stance on him, so I'm gonna bring it up (Link to full interview. It's a fun read)

But ya: shout out to my fellow Jiang Cheng fans who like him, but think he's an asshole and want to push him down a flight of stairs

[vaniloqu3nce]

Wednesday, trying to flirt: You want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.

Enid, on the verge of tears: And what about it!?

[allthegothihopgirls]

i think it would have been funny if tim, after discovering his bisexuality and thinking that was the 'unique feature' he brought to his iteration of robin, mentioned this to the rest of batfam, only to find out they've all been some degree of queer this whole time.

[the-worms-in-your-bones]

This is their dynamic to me

[akindplace]

from last night’s conversation with my boyfriend

[dustykneed]

man those starfleet changing rooms sure have. Uhh. Seen some shit. the fact that jim looks so damn good in a suit really isn't helping mcspirk's case.

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prompt fill for @mcspirkevents' mcspirk bingo prompt "don't let them hear you". 🩵💙💛