#Conner would be PISSED

[regaliasonata]

The more I think about the potential of Trent and Sam, the more I realize how much similarities they have

-both have parents who are deceased.

-Has a parent that doesn’t approve of their life choices/career paths.

-Insightful with lots of knowledge but a little dangerous in their own right.

-became a villain at some point/corrupted by forces being thrown upon them.

-Kind of a loner, not too much but prefers to keep out of trouble if possible.

[luludeluluramblings]

Neglected!Pregnant!Reader x Yandere!Bat Family Part Four

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Warnings: Pregnancy, Yandere themes, Fem!Reader, and one more that I will not say just be prepared at the end.

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You knew Bruce would find out eventually. As much as you liked to pretend he wouldn't you knew. It was only a matter of time until he had noticed what was going on under his roof. You also knew he'd have a bad reaction to it. You just hadn't realized how bad until the day came.

The attic of Wayne manor became your new domain. Surprisingly, it wasn't as dark and gloomy as the rest of the manor.

The light from the dormers filled the space with warm light that was rare to see in a place like Gotham. The old vintage things stored about made it feel like a timeless, but lived in space. No faces of strangers from portraits or the one's you'd pass in the halls in sight. Boxes of photo's and some historical relics were all over the sprawling space.

It truly felt like lives had been lived from the items you found and not just names you where somehow related too.

You primarily came up here search for things for your future nursery. There was a town home in the more stable side of Gotham that you had been eyeing. A charming little place that could use some time, love, and care. But, it had two bedrooms and you could buy it with cash.

Sure, you had wanted to get out of Gotham. Run off back to the childhood home you'd been left to inherit. But, traveling by plane with your constant nausea seemed daunting.

It was probably the worry eating at you. The new parent jitters. Traveling with a baby right after birth? Sounds difficult. Traveling with a toddler? Even worse.

You had to fight the overwhelming feeling of becoming a parent often. To stubborn to give in or give up. Now, your battle with your hormones? That fight was easily lost. Tears were annoying, but you didn't care how much you cried as long as you got what you wanted. Which was your baby boy in your arms and some peace for the both of you.

You had wanted to get out of Gotham. Go back where there was grass and less insanity. But, you mostly wanted stability and a familiar space. Even if you had to make it on your own for a bit.

Though, what you wanted most at the current moment was to stop sneezing. The dust that caught the light from the window and gave the attic an enchanting look was also agitating your nostrils like hell. It was already sensitive as is from pregnancy. However, now each time you sneezed you felt as if your were going to piss your self.

"A-choo! Urgh, so much damn dust…" You grumble to your self as you dig though the delicate vintage model airplanes. You'll have to get Jason you haul this stuff down to your room until you can hire some movers. You plan on holding the cake and the cornbread over his head for a good long while.

As the old saying goes, when you sneeze it usually means someone's thinking about you. Though that thought didn't cross your mind as you kept having to cross your legs and pray every time your nose itched.

Down below in the cave system beneath the manor, someone was listening into on you. Or trying to. He had to be still pretend to be interested in what Tim was showing him.

"We implemented a new system in the BatComputer that Tim programmed. It allows us to detect alien DNA with the sensor range. Including Kryptonian." Bruce was explaining to Clark while Tim tapped away at the keyboard. Less interested in showing off his creation and more suspicious of while Conner was acting so distracted, for lack of a better word.

"So, you're saying we could use this to see if there are other Kryptonians out in space?" Jon asked curiously, looking at the screen with mild interest from where he's lounging next to Damian.

"Possibly one day. But, this is mostly so we can have a better understanding on how much of Earth’s population is actually human." Comes Bruce's pragmatic answer as he stand stoic still, though with a the ever slightest twitch of his lips.

"Another one of your contingency plans incase we’re all slowly replaced with lizard people?" Clark's joking causing a few chuckles that echo mildly in the cave.

"It always tickles me that you guys watch alien sci-fi movies." Dick commented from where he stood, looking like Bruce's second in command, but with better humor and a better smile. Causing another round of chuckles to echo. Though Conner wouldn't include himself in that. Too busy listening to you sneeze from the attic and detecting another noise in the general vicinity. Something that he has to fight narrowing his eyes at while he tires to figure it out.

"I’m assuming you want to run a test with it." With an unsurprised look and years of working the man, Clark turns partially towards Bruce with an almost knowing smirk on his face. By now understanding this was the man's way of showing off his children's accomplishments.

"Being that we’re the only aliens you regularly tolerate." Jon tacks on for good measure

"Tolerate is a strong word." Damian responds with impressive deadpan, not even a twitch of muscle in his face. Though, judging by the mirthful look in his eyes, he only halfway meant it. Tim himself smirked at Damian's comment before turning all his focus on to the BatComputer and running the Biological Program he'd spent months developing.

"We might also have a bet going on how many aliens are in— What the hell?"

"What?"

"There’s four signatures in the manor."

"What do you mean there’s four signatures. We’re testing for Kryptonians."

"Yeah," Tim says sarcastically while he's already moving to locate the extra trace of life. "I'm still counting four. It says right here that there’s four Kryptonians!'

"Pull up the cameras. Now." BY the time the order has left Bruce's mouth all of the manor's live security footage is being pulled up on screen for him to scan with his own eyes.

Nothing seems out of the ordinary. No unusual shadows. No misplaced of moving objects. He see's you in the attic, which feels him with fear. Your alone up there and so far away with an unknown anomaly in his home. A home you were suppose to be safe in. "Where’s the signature coming from?"

"… The attic…" Tim says seeing you sneeze on the screen, complete oblivious to the danger and fear everyone was experiencing.

Conner didn’t hesitate. With an unknown signature in the manor your safety was his priority. He didn't even care is Clark or Jon where faster. At that moment, he was just the first to move and the first to react.

No one in the family objected to it either.

Rushing towards the attic with his ears peeled for where the extra signature could have come from, you're in his arms before you could blink. One of the vintage plane models still in your hand as you were rushed form the dust and gentle sunlight of the attic to the cold dark cave below. A shiver running down your spine and as the change in temperature caused your skin to prickle. Already you felt a wave of vertigo hit from the sudden rush of moment.

Causing you to drop the little vintage plan and press a hand against the muscled chest holding you while you took gasping breathes. It was nothing serious, but the sudden shift in altitude and climate had your ears ringing and you eyes struggling to adjust to the shadows and artificial light.

You could feel another, much softer hand touching you in comparison to the strong figure holding you, a slightly soothing noise being made as voices echoed in the room. Or at least you thought is was a room until you realized it was the Bat Cave.

It was very very rare you came down here. You could count on one hand with missing fingers how often you’d been down here.

You’re eyes taking a moment to adjust to the shadows and artificial light as you make out nearly everyone looking at the Bat Computer monitor. Including Bruce's guest.

It's Stephanie that's touching you, her hand just barely having been becoming familiar to you over the past few weeks.

“Thank god, there’s an intruder in the manor. We’re trying to figure out where or who or, hell, even what it is.” She explains, which was nice. You deserved an explanation.

But, more importantly, you glance up to see who was holding you in their arms. Noting with mild surprise that it was Conner. You can’t help giving him a bit of wiry smile. The sudden rush of speed and the strength you could feel made sense. “You can put me down, you know. I ain’t gonna break.”

“No can do. Not after you just gave me a heart attack.” He gives you a shaky smile, completely forgetting the fact that he didn't include any one else in that statement. Just him. You were still to dizzy to catch the specific word yourself as you can faintly hear the discussion of the unknown intruder.

“I can hear an extra heartbeat, but where did the signature go. It vanished as soon as Conner grabbed—“

“The hell is going on?" You can't help asking. Having not been informed of any test as you tried to climb out of Conner's arms. He, however, seemed to have his arms locked tight and they may as well have been steel bars holding you in the air.

You turn towards Clark just as he looks at you with furrowed brows that being to rise almost as fast as he can fly. With a few context clues you piece together what he realized and gave him a narrow look daring to speak.

"Uh… I know where that extra heartbeat is coming from, Bruce. It's doesn't explain the signature. Why would of be Kryptonian…" And, then his eyes go wide as he trails off. It's almost comical to see Superman of all people and creatures with eyes growing to the size of dinner plates as realization hits him. But, you yourself are confused. Surely you being pregnant wasn't that big a deal?

You glance around the room from where your held in Conner's arms. Looking at Stephanie first before the others that knew and the rest that were starting to realize.

An extra heartbeat would make sense. The little bugger that's been fluttering in your abdomen for the past few days with his powerful little kicks would be the reason for that. But, why would--

It's not until you feel yourself being squeezed and everyone turns to look at who is holding you that the slow, slightly rusted gears in your head shift. And, your head moves so fast to look up at the awestruck Conner still holding your ass midair like a crashing airplane carrying precious cargo that you feel another wave of dizziness hit.

"So, it was you! You're the motherfuck--"

"We need to get rid of it." Bruce's voice made you words die in your throat with a choke. All complaints gone as you felt something rush down your spine.

This time it wasn't a chill.

This time it wasn't fear. It's was a good thing Conner was built tough, because the hand you had resting on his chest clawed up as you felt violence bubble in your gut next to your son's gentle fluttering. Faintly you can hear it stutter under neither your palm, but you're not questioning it. You're not even questioning the way his arms seems to curl even more around you are the air leaves your lungs for a different reason this time.

This time you slowly turned towards the man who fucked your mother once and face him with a look that promised you'd tear him apart with your teeth. Even if it killed you.

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A/N: Yeah, sorry to end it on the cliff hanger and unexpectedly like that. I just wanted to convey the anger and the outrage Bruce's reaction caused reader. I struggled with this chapter y'all. Struggled. I rewrote it entirely and changed major plot points, but this has all been flying by the seat of my pants. When I do the AU BatBoys x Pregnant!Reader that will have a lot more planning.

A/N: I made a ko-fi. But, feel free to ignore that. I just wanted Diet Coke. My true vice.

A/N: Don't know when Part Five will come out, but that will be Conner feels and the family's reaction to Reader moving out. I have that roughly drafted.

[chiyana]

Jason being angry that people keep comparing him to the kid he used to be and Kon's just like "dude, you died before I even existed, and I did not grow up worshipping superheroes. I had zero concept of you as a person until you broke in out of nowhere and tried to kill my best friend. genuinely, truly, I am only thinking of you as the person you are today, and that person is a Bitch who deserves to have his ass beat on a regular schedule. Get Fucked."

For some unfathomable reason Kon doesn’t like Jason that much.

[absolutely-esme]

I have seen too many posts where a time traveling member of the JL decides to kill Danny to prevent Dan from happening and not nearly enough where they decide to kill Vlad for the same reason.

Even if a hero was pushed to the point of preemptively killing one of the two people Dan was made from in order to prevent his creation, why would they pick the one who is currently both a hero and a kid instead of the one who's already a villain and a grown ass adult?

Also, it would be so much more fun to read about Vlad getting hunted down by Booster Gold or scrambling to try and stay one step ahead of the world's fastest man while desperately trying to figure out which of his evil schemes they found out and got this hero's attention and pissed them off this much.

Was it bugging his nemesis's house? He can see how that probably looks bad out of context, but he swears the video surveillance of a teenager's bedroom was regular supervillain creepiness, not other types of creepiness!

Edit: Two things.

First off, my wording about having seen too many of the other thing was intended playfully. I am not putting those fics down. You don't have to justify it to me, and I am genuinely sorry if I came across as antagonistic. I think everyone should be allowed to write whatever they want and I don't expect it all to adhere to my likes and dislikes.

That said, I wanted to address something else. I've gotten a few different people just talking about how they would have no reason to target Vlad because of what looks like an older version of Danny, and I wanted to clarify.

Here's the thing: Dan does not look like an older version of Danny, he looks like a fusion of Danny and Vlad.

Unless someone they have reason to believe tells them that Danny grows up to be Dan, there's no reason for them to assume that Danny and Dan are the same person (especially considering that Dan is a name the fans came up with and not something the character himself went by).

So this time traveler sees a teen hero fighting an adult villain both of whom share differing physical characteristics with the Future threat, and the most likely conclusion to draw is that it's a Conner scenario.

Alternately, maybe they did actual research on the origins of the threat before time traveling instead of just hoping that murdering the first person they saw with a familial-level resemblance to the threat would prevent him from going on a rampage.

Here are some pictures of them

See how much Dan gets from Vlad's side?

[hearts4mica]

Yeah my boyfriend’s really cool (but he is not as cool as me).

90’s Conner Kent x Socialite! Batsis.

“How does the Batfam react by you dating a super?”

Masterlist requests are open!

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Some weeks after the gala you and conner began to grow closer. Really closer. And it pissed Tim off.

And who wouldn’t be mad? He specifically told Conner his sister was off limits!

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Conner began to come over to the Manor way more than before.

Whenever Con came over Bruce would just assume he just came over to hang out with Tim because why would he think otherwise?

A few months later Conner finally asked you out. You accepted and that’s just how you started dating. Nothing fancy tho.

Everything was doing fine until you finally told your family.

Damian was about to pull out some kryptonite to say the least.

Because why?!

A Wayne with a Kent? That’s was the last thing he needed

Jon already knew about you and Conner so he started calling Damian brother just to annoy him and well he also already saw Damian like a brother so it’s just a bonus. Now he gets to hang out with him even more!

Tim was mad real mad. He neeeded a talk with Conner.

“Why the fuck are you dating my sister after i specifically told you not to! She is off limits do you even know what that means?!” Tim yelled at him ‘raising’ him by the collarneck

“Dude calm down it’s just… love works… in mysterious ways” “Oh don’t go all hippie on me Conner!”

And the news weren’t staying behind.

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Gotham News!

Daily News xx/xx/xxxx

[name] Wayne daughter of philantrophist Bruce Wayne got caught on a date with infamous hero superboy?

Find out everything here ->

Pictures of Miss Wayne have been all over social media where [name] Wayne and Superboy have been spotted at Metropolis park together on a date!

Many people have publicly expresed the unhappiness with this news.

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“Damn this is spreading like a fire” Conner said laying down on the couch

“They’re saying it like it’s the most important thing ever. Ahem ‘Omg Miss Wayne spotted holding hands!’ And those pictures aren’t even clear enough! I mean i know it’s me but they’re blurry how did they even know!”

“[name]!” a voice says barging into the room. Dick barged in turns to look at Conner “and Conner…” makes a disgust face and turns away to stare at you.

“Is this how i find out that you are dating- Conner?! By some Newspaper?! How dare you not tell me! I’m supposed to be your favorite brother! Yo-your older brother!” He shakes your shoulders “Im heartbroken!”

“Dick calm down! It’s not the end of the world?-“

“No!- It is! Baby bird i was supposed to know first! I am your older brother- the- one you’re meant to tell everything first! That’s what i’m here for!

“Well i thought you already knew? Everyone else did!”

“So everyone else already knew?!” He looks devastated like you just insulted just Discowing costume again.

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With Damian things are different tho.

Now whenever Conner comes over he has to bring on offer to Damian or he won’t leave you both alone. And i mean it he WONT leave you alone.

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On a normal tuesday you invited Con over like normal but Damian had decided to hangout with you that day so he is laying down on your bed watching TV until Conner slams the door open. Damian quickly grabs his emergency katana until he realizes it Conner.

He turns around to look at you and then turns around and glares at Conner.

“What is that doing here [name]? I thought we we’re hanging out today, are you ditching me for that thing?.”

“Dude you did not just call me ‘thing’-!” Conner says almost feeling insulted

“Well i already told Conner to come over before you came in Dami”

“Are you seriously choosing it over me?”

“Stop calling me It! Plus i brought dearest damian here an offering.” He takes out a small bunny and hands it to him. “Is this a good enough Dami?

“Ew don’t you don’t ever get to call me that again Kent. And…” examines the small bunny a small forming on his face while looking at the bunny . “I suppose i could leave you alone for a while…” his smile going away after saying those words.

“Great! Bye bye Damian” pushes him out of the room but Conner doesn’t notice Damian sneaking a small piece of kryptonite on Conner’s pocket making Conner sick some minutes after making Conner check his pockets finding the small piece of kryptonite.

Well now since he is ‘feeling bad and weak’ he is staying over the night!

Remind him to tease thank Damian for that.

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Comments, reposts, and likes are thanked!

Requests are open!

My masterlist.

[solelifauna]

GUYS THIS COMMENT FROM @silken-moons ON THE WEREWOLF AU HAS ME LOCKED IN.

silken-moons:

Wait....so what happened to Kon or Conner in this au ? Was he the one eaten since he was basically half human and kryptonian too assuming lex is human in this au too.

I am more than happy to elaborate.

Lex is a half-human half-werewolf hybrid like the reader. So Conner would be half-kryptonian and only a fourth werewolf. When Clark finds out about his existence he’s pissed (at first). Superman doesn’t hesitate before finding Luthor and melting his skull in with his laser vision. It’s quite the graphic scene, Conner unfortunately being there to witness it all.

Conner is pressed back into some crevice in Luthor's office, doing his best to calm his heart beat, stave off his on-coming panic attack, and pray that Superman won’t kill him. Clark of course finds him curled in on himself, hyperventilating, tears streaming down his teenage face.

Conner is blubbering, he thinks, trying to communicate some type of garbled “please” and “I’m sorry” and “don’t hurt me please”. Superman just critically eyes him before knocking the clone out. Now, in the beginning he was just planning on taking the clone to the Watch Tower to interrogate him and then kill him. Perhaps Jon would like the extra meat?

But after watching the clone wake up alone in one of the containment units, crying quietly to himself as he rocked back and forth, he started to feel a little bad. He thought back onto the way the clone had practically begged him for mercy through his own panic attack. He's read Lex Luthor's files on "Superboy", how this clone had no flight, was not invulnerable, and couldn't even throw out half of Clark's strength.

This clone was no threat, no, in fact he was a gift. Another Kryptonian (even if the clone was only half with human DNA in his mix). And even better, the clone boy had no ill intentions towards the JL, hell, the boy looked afraid that anyone even considered the idea. No, no, no, this boy, his boy, was so sweet.

From the way he leaned into Clarks palm when he caressed the sleeping boys face, to the way he clung to Clark and his approval like a touch starved puppy, Clark couldn't help himself. The only problem now was getting his Wife and Son on the same page. He knew werewolf customs, he knew what it meant for Conner (a name his new son had previously picked out).

It would probably be easier to convince Jon considering the poor kid's been wanting a sibling for a long time now (Jon is 8 right now, but still all the same crazy). Lois might take a bit more time, considering pack bonds and the human part of Conner. So with a heavy heart, he kisses his new baby goodnight, as he flies home for he night. Yes, its been a couple of weeks since Connors arrival and he still hasn't told his family. he plans to amend that today.

He expects growling and demands for flesh. he expects outrage from his wife, or even a calm cool collected "bring him to me". What he gets instead are demands from Lois to see Conner, her new son. Clark blinks in surprise before he's fumbling with his phone, opening up his camera role where has has a million new pictures of Conner. Lois only grabs his phone, cooing over the pictures with adoration in her eyes. Well, Clark is pleasantly surprised.

"You're not mad are you Lois?" Clark asks gently.

"Oh I'm not mad Smallville, I'm livid." She all but growls, a smile still etched on her face as she continues scrolling. "You knew about him for weeks, and didn't even bother letting me know. I had a son for weeks, and he's been by himself."

Clark winces. "I know Lois, I know. I just-I was just afraid that you wouldn't want him the way I do. That you'd rip him open, hell, even I considered it in the beginning!"

Lois looks up from his phone, a knowing smile, a soft one, on her face. "I know farm boy, I know. But its important that you remember we don't always kill and eat the weak. Sometimes, its nice to have something that you can love and take care of, something that relies on you and only you."

"is that what you have planned for Connor?"

"Of course. He's our son now, and after everything he's been through, its out job to keep him and Jon safe. Until he can prove himself capable, he's not leaving the den."

A content grin makes its way onto Clarks face. Oh how he loved his wife. "I wouldn't have it any other way Lois. I'll bring him here tomorrow. Now, lets go let our other little rascal know."

Lois smirks. "I agree. Lord knows he's been waiting to have a-"

"-I have a new brother!" Comes the familiar voice of Jon Kent, cutting his mother off in his excitement.

Clark raises his eyebrow fondly, feigning exasperation. "Did you listen in on our conversation Jonathan Samuel Lane-Kent?"

"Of course I did! Well-I didn't mean to, but I couldn't help it! You said I have a brother and I wanna see him!" Jon all but whines.

"Well honey, dad said he'd bring him home tomorrow okay."

"Really!?"

"You betcha. But Jon, you have to be gentle with him okay? He doesn't know werewolf or Kryptonian customs okay?" His dad says.

"Okay, I promise i'll be gentle." Jon swears, nodding up and down.

Lois sighs fondly. "And its important to know that he is part human, do you know what that means?"

"Mhm! It means that he's not allowed out the den or the house, and that its our job to protect him 'cause he's weak." Jon repeats from his memory.

"Good job Jon! You're going to be the best brother, I just know you are." His mom says.

Jon preens under the praise.

He can't wait to meet his new brother!

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The next day arrives slower than anyone would have liked.

The morning sunlight filters through the sky as Clark flies Conner to him penthouse in Metropolis, cradling the boy carefully as he slumbers. Conner stirs in his arms, eyes fluttering open, a brief panic flashing in them until he meets Clark’s calm gaze.

“Where-where are we?” Conner mumbles, clutching at Clark’s shirt with a grip that feels hesitant, almost reluctant.

“We’re going home,” Clark replies, a small smile on his face. “Your new home. Your family’s waiting for you, Conner.”

Conner’s eyes widen, his mouth opening as if to protest, but the words die on his lips. His gaze shifts away, and he nods mutely, not quite daring to believe that this “family” will truly accept him. He’s felt so disposable for so long; he almost can’t imagine what it’s like to be wanted.

The penthouse doors open, and Lois stands there, her sharp gaze softening the instant she sees Conner. She steps forward, reaching out a hand in a silent invitation. Conner hesitates, clinging to Clark a little tighter, and Clark gives his shoulder a reassuring squeeze.

“It’s okay, Conner,” he murmurs. “I'm here for you.”

With a slow, tentative step, Conner reaches out, letting Lois pull him into a gentle hug. Her arms are firm around him, warm but unyielding, a silent promise of protection, though he senses the fierce strength just below the surface. She smooths his hair with surprising gentleness, her voice soft as she whispers, “Welcome home, Conner.”

Conner relaxes, allowing himself to take a deep, shuddering breath. This feels strange. He's never really had a home before. Luthor's compound was last place he felt safe, let alone a place he'd call home. And that word, that feeling-safe. He isn’t sure he's ever felt it outside Superman, sorry, his Dad's arms.

And isn't that a crazy thing, he has a Dad now. Superman, Clark Kent was his Dad.

Jon, standing just a few steps away, is practically vibrating with excitement. When Lois finally releases Conner, Jon bounds over, a wide grin on his face.

“Hi! I’m Jon, your brother!” He pauses, then adds, almost reverently, “I’ll keep you safe, I promise.”

Conner blinks in surprise, a faint blush creeping up his cheeks as he mumbles, “I-thank you, Jon.”

Lois places a hand on Jon’s shoulder, giving him a gentle squeeze. “Remember what we talked about, Jon. Conner’s still adjusting. Be patient with him.”

Jon nods enthusiastically, but there’s a possessive glint in his eyes as he looks at Conner, a silent vow to protect his new brother from anything—or anyone—that might threaten him. Conner notices this look, a strange chill running down his spine, but he says nothing.

As the day unfolds, Conner tries to settle into this new life, though it feels almost too good to be true. Lois and Clark are attentive, constantly ensuring he’s comfortable, while Jon barely leaves his side, eager to show him every corner of the penthouse, as if staking his claim. Meals are filled with warmth and laughter, and yet Conner can’t shake the feeling of being watched, almost obsessively.

That night, as Conner lies in the bed they’ve prepared for him, he hears the soft creak of footsteps outside his door. It opens quietly, and Clark steps inside, his face illuminated by the moonlight streaming in through the window. He walks over to the bed, looking down at Conner with an intense, unreadable expression.

“You’re part of this family now, Conner,” Clark says quietly, brushing a hand over Conner’s forehead in a strangely tender gesture. “Nothing will take you from us. Not anyone. You’re ours, do you understand?”

Conner nods, his throat tightening, unable to find words. Clark’s gaze softens, and he leans down, pressing a gentle kiss to Conner’s forehead before turning and leaving the room, leaving Conner alone with a flurry of conflicted feelings. For the first time in his life, he feels wanted, cherished, trapped, as though he’s become a prized possession in a family he can never escape.

But, maybe, a small voice inside him whispers, he doesn’t want to escape at all.

Well folks, here's more lore on relationships outside of the Batfam. Let me know chat, am I cooking? New chap, out soon!

[hyperblue]

Need more teen timkon clone baby talk

Tim or Kon finding their kid smoking weed on the roof? How do they deal with that? "Thank god they're not trying to fight bad guys"?

The kid goes through this whole 'rebel" phase but Kon take one look at them and goes to find his leather jacket, Tim tells them to ask him if they want something pierced.

Clone baby in high school constantly having to hear ppl talk about how hot their parents are (been there, it sucks)

There is nothing this kid can do to disappoint their parents, and it's pissing them off

tbh i think they'd be more worried if their kid DIDN'T have a rebel phase

tim: so. you don't want to go steal the batmobile?

jackie: ?

tim: not even a little bit?

jackie: ...no...

wendy: i want to steal the batmobile

tim: you've already done that two weeks ago, let your brother have a shot

jackie: i just got a car for my 17th birthday, why would i want to steal the batmobile...

***

wendy's school friends: omg how is your dad just so. hot.

wendy: ...which one

friend #1: tim, obviously!

wendy: pffft, dad's literally just a loser, go buy yourself some taste

friend #2: well i don't know, conner is actually-

wendy, ripping off the door of her locker: DON'T EVEN THINK THAT ABOUT MY PA

***

wendy: THAT'S IT! I'M RUNNING AWAY! I'M RUNNING AWAY AND STARTING MY OWN YOUNG JUSTICE TEAM!

tim: thank god! i thought you'd never ask *opens a powerpoint presentation* i've already collected the data about every single teenage vigilante who's operating in states right now, i can also provide you with a completely new team base but first you'll have to choose the location-

wendy: ...

***

jackie: dad i have to tell you something *inhales* i've failed my midterms

tim:

jackie:

kon: ...you're aware that your dad is a high-school drop out, right?

[mimiiiiiiiiisstuff]

Ngl Tim's friends seems to be the best ones for her(readers) age, I kinda want reader to have a love interest who is not conner, bc as much as I love him, he's just everywhere now.😭 Or it could be Jon, having a crush on his best friends sister for years, always acting nice with Tiffany for the sake of them(damian and other bats) but never liking her, liking reader more and making sure his conversations w her are only between them(using his super hearing and sht) or it could be Bart, he seems silly but loyal and only has eyes for reader?

I woke up so so sick so if this suck's ignore it!! I'm doing this on my laptop so I can't rlly use emoji's and it's pissing me off

ok yeah Tim's friends are the most age appropriate but keep in mind reader does have daddy issues.... I honesty see reader trying for Jason's friends, maybe even Dick's. Or when she becomes 18 and the Batfam is fully yandere and won't let her near guys her age, she'll start trying to get with Bruce's friends. The family's reactions would all be priceless and I think Bruce would genuinely blow a fuse.

I LOVE connor but i also feel like he's almost always the love interest, which isn't bad, but i'm not feeling it. reader will have more than one love interest bc if you've read my "HOT TO GO" headcannon, she gets around. with Jon, it could be puppy love seeing as reader is older than Damian so she's older than jon by about 3 years i think??

it would be really cute for jon to have always been pining after reader even before her new abilities and just blushing and stuttering around her while reader only has eyes for Connor because jon is just her baby brother's best friend. i always get confused w jon because of the whole being sent to space and aging thing so I might just ignore that and just have him be Damian's age.

[l0s3rd0wnt0wn]

What if the reader took a baking for a brief moment because a dessert they saw in an anime looks too good

(Idk I can’t make scenarios)

- 🐼

If Cooking Mama can do it, so can you. That's literally your whole mindset. You've been playing Cooking Mama for years, ever since you were a little baby; it was your favorite game to play on your Nintendo, next to Animal Crossing. Sure, it can piss you off with the stupid rules and how it doesn't give you enough time to stir the bowl so you can make those damn tempura shrimp, but it's okay, you can deal with it. You'll try and try to get the recipe right, no matter what. Even if the forces of evil are keeping you away from success, you will make some silly pancakes, even if you can't flip them at the right time and they come out burnt. But once you get those five hearts, you'll feel better, and now it's time to try out those recipes. I mean, how hard could they be? Turns out, they are hard as hell. You almost burnt down the manor trying to make pork cutlets, but it still tasted good, and you left the mess for Bruce and the others to deal with. But soon, you'll become a boss at it, and the Batfam will find you jumping up and down in joy as you finally made something that wasn't half burnt to a crisp and didn't look like it was thrown into an active volcano. You and Alfred go crazy in the kitchen; at one point, it becomes a contest on who can make a better apple pie, and you'll have the family taste test. But you don't cook for them at all; you'll make little heart-shaped cookies and give them to Bruce.

"These are for Ollie." He doesn't give him the cookies and eats them, grumbling about why you would give them to Queen. You'll tell Tim to give this bento box, with a little bow on top, to Conner. He'll dump it in the trash, lying and saying Conner doesn't like it, but he'll be happy to eat whatever you give him. You made a dish for yourself and you're ready to eat it, just to see Damian staring at you like a hungry stray from across the dining room; he doesn't even like fish—he's a vegetarian!

Sorry i accidentally posted this with finishing it lol

[jinxs-gf]

Politely asking for more black cat reader x kaldhur pls :3 u write them so cute I love their dynamic of flirty and mischievous x serious and blunt

I loved writing kaldur’s part in my black cat hcs!! here ya go

w.c. 491

"This happens every time we have a mission. We get strict orders to partner with someone or be in a certain spot. And if we don't listen we get scolded! So why doesn't Kitty-Cat over here get that same treatment?" Wally throws his arms up, voice raised a pitch in frustration.

Your eyes narrow at him, the claws of your suit presenting themselves, a clear warning to the boy. He looks away sheepishly, he does not want to piss you off.

"Simple. He gets a make out sesh for every order broken," Conner says, clearly as pleased as the rest of his team.

Roy adds his own two cents, humor clear in his voice, "Seems like a fair trade in his book."

Robin doesn't feel like joking about the matter though, "You know that could have screwed us over right?

"But it didn't. Everything went according to plan."

"Everything went according to plan except for Cat! They were supposed to stay with Artemis!”

It was a long argument. You merely stood next to Kaldur the whole time, watching him be scolded by his team while they spoke as if you weren’t there. It didn’t bother you, you knew they were right. Would that make you change your behavior? No.

"They're right you know. You need to start listening to my orders. We need to take this criticism from the team.”

You hum, "So there's a 'we' now?"

He sighs, "That’s all you got from that, huh?"

“You know me hun, I’ve got my eye on the prize.”

Kaldur stands with his arms crossed, looking lost in thought, “You’re…a distraction. To me.”

“And that’s a bad thing?”

“It could be. I can’t have you around when we’re on missions, it clouds my judgment. I can’t be distracted by you. I need to be clear headed in case something serious happens.”

“Sooo you’re saying you like me so much you can’t have me around? Do my kisses fry your brain completely?” It was meant as an exaggerated tease, but Kaldur took it seriously.

“Yes, Cat. That’s exactly what I’m saying.” And maybe he was exaggerating a bit as well.

You hum happily, “So where’s that kiss you promised me earlier?”

“Will you behave from now on? Listen to my orders?” You walk so you’re planted right in front of him, hands clasped behind your back, feigning sheepishness.

“Aww but where’s the fun in that?” Your breathy voice speaks louder than the innocent exterior you were trying to fake (you knew he could see right through it).

“I’m serious.”

You exaggerate a huff of frustration, “Okay okay, team leader. No promises, though.”

“That’s good enough for me,” a pause, and then, “The team is right, I don’t have the best judgment when it comes to you.”

You smile widely, arms winding around his neck, “You love it though, right?”

He hesitates, holding his breath as your lips inch closer to his,

“Yeah.”

[luludeluluramblings]

Yandere! Batfamily x Smalltown! Neglected! Meta! Reader x Yandere! Superfamily

A/N: taking a moment to jot this down while in my head, because we gotta know what the Sups think of Reader. (Also because I watched the 1978 Superman movie like crazy as a kid and this whole series is spiraling into the longing for departed childhoods)

A/N: will probably edit this later; I’m still fleshing out some things

A/N: Also, we get a romantic yandere here!

Warning(s): Yandere themes, Obsessive behavior

To start with, Reader actually adores the Super family.

Jon is Reader’s third favorite person in Reader’s life. (Damian is livid about this fact.)

Reader will beg Bruce to go visit the Kent farm.

It’s as close to their hometown as Reader will ever get to see again. (Reader will willing give affection and call Bruce ‘dad’ just to go.)

And, Bruce can’t say it’s not safe,

Especially, since Clark met Reader and was utterly charmed.

(There is no way Reader can be Bruce’s kid, Reader is way too perfect and sweet.)

(Bruce literally carries the DNA test around to shove in Clark’s face when he start that conversation up again.)

Reader likes Clark, but he’s still Bruce’s friend first. (Which makes things awkward after Reader gets locked down by the Batfamily.)

Reader likes Lois too. (Until after lockdown, then things feel weird. But, Reader is capable of ignoring the weird feeling.)

Lois is extremely friendly with reader, just knows how to coax Reader into talking without it sounding like an interrogation. (Years of journalism and interviews.)

Jon, as stated, is Reader’s favorite.

Reader hugs him, calls him terms of endearment, ruffles his hair. Thinks he is precious and sweet. (Reader is not as affectionate at the manor, mostly because they don’t think the Batfamily cares.) (Wrong, they want that shit so bad. Please, hug them and love them. Even the less extreme yanderes crave it.)

And, Jon is here for it.

Reader gives older sibling vibes and Jon eats it up. (Damian may try stabbing him with kryptonite, but it’s worth it.)

Reader’s not as fond of Conner though.

He’s just another big city rich boy to Reader. (Reader does not care he’s a clone. Doesn’t bother them. Reader’s a meta that makes it rain and snow. So what if he has two dads?)

Conner, on the other hand, straight up Romantic Yandere for reader.

Sees himself as the black sheep in the Super family, where Reader is the lone white sheep in the Bat family.

Reader understands, he knows they do. (And, yes, it’s true reader does actually understand. Which makes the infatuation sooooo much worse.)

(Tim gets pissed about Conner liking reader. Thinking Reader is stealing his best friend away. But, then gets pissed when Conner tries to steal reader away from him after Tim goes full yandere.)

Kara is already in the future at this time. But, if she did meet Reader, they would be platonic soulmates. (Until Kara tries to take Reader to the future with her.)

[nnovus]

𝐎𝐏𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓 ━━ ʜ.ɪᴡᴀᴢᴜᴍɪ

SYNOPSIS…The second he walked in the club room he couldn’t take his eyes off her. She was beautiful. Not to mention bubbly and kind, nothing like him. The more he visited the club the more he grew attached. The way she spoke and understood the children only grew his interest.

INFO... Hajime Iwazumi x ocbased!reader, female!reader, reader is able to wear both pants & skirt, gaukenbabysitter!au, haikyuuxgaukenbabysitters!crossover, spelling errors.

OTHER…likes, comments and reblogs are appreciated

“YOU’RE REALLY PISSING ME OFF Y’KNOW THAT OIKAWA. ━━━” Iwaizumi’s eyebrows twitched as him and Oikawa walked the schools’s hallways needing to pick up Oikawa’s nephew and Iwaizumi’s younger brother from Aoba Johsai High’s babysitter club.

Not many knew this but the school has had a Babysitter Club for quite a while now, primarily to cater to the needs of the busy parents who work at the academy, Iwaizumi’s mother being one of them.

Exactly why he was given the chore to pick his younger brother up from the club room and head home after volleyball practice. Oikawa on the other hand drops his nephew off at the babysitter club whenever volleyball practice ends late.

“Yeah whatever, it’s not my fault really!!” Oikawa rolled his eyes trying to ignore the death stare that was being engraved at the back of his neck.

“Y/N-Chan didn’t have a problem with it so neither should you.” He whined as Iwaizumi raised his eyebrows when hearing a name he had not heard off before.

It didn’t take long before the two made it outside the club room that surprisingly didn’t have much noise coming out of it. Well considering, it was late so it did make sense that most of the children would’ve went home with their parents.

“Y/N???” Iwaizumi asked before Oikawa quickly opened the sliding door that revealed a colourful and childish room which was definitely made for children.

“Taka! It’s time to go.” Iwaizumi shouted in an aggressive tone of voice the second the door had slid open, causing everyone in the room to be taken aback.

Though what caught his curiosity was a shorter female who stood beside the door him and Oikawa had just entered by. She seemed to be wearing the signature Aoba Johsai High uniform. Though he swore he had never seen her before.

“Who are you?” Iwazumi asked before turning his eyes the Conner of the room there he saw Oikawa’s nephew, Takeru and his younger brother, Taka.

“I-I’m the new helper here, Y/N L/N. Third year.” She said sounding extremely nervous. His eyes widened when seeing the girl turn her body around to face him…

Getting a good look at her he came to realise one thing, her beauty was captivating. She had her hair up in ponytail. While she wore the dark brown dress pants, a cream-colored sweater vest, matched with dark red tie, a baby blue, long sleeve button-down shirt being worn under.

“Yahoo, Y/N-Chan. I didn’t know you started today. That’s odd how come I didn’t see you around.” Oikawa greeted with a smile and wave. Causing Iwaizumi to be slightly shocked and curious on how the two knew each other.

“Actually I’m starting tomorrow, I’m just helping out here a day earlier.” She smiled avoiding eye contact and fiddling with her fingers.

“This is Hajime Iwaizumi, same year.” Oikawa introduced before wrapping his arm around the shorter males shoulder and leaning forward.

“I heard there would be a transfer student in our class. Would that be you, then? Good to meet you then.” Iwaizumi said. Despite looking scary he seemed to be a decent guy.

“Th-The pleasure’s all mine…” Y/N continued to fiddle with her fingers. Iwaizumi noticed it seemed to be a small nervous habit she had developed.

“Sorry. My club kept me out late. Mom’s still grading papers so I came to get him instead.” He apologised before looking down to see his younger brother wrapping his tiny arms and clinging onto Y/N’S foot.

“Big bro! I’m not goin’ home yet!” Taka yelled out, rubbing his face on Y/N’s leg while his grip on her only tightened. Acting like he was glued onto the girl.

“I told you we’re going home.” Iwaizumi said sternly, while Oikawa and his nephew stood beside the two brothers used to their complicated relationship.

“No! No! No! I’m gonna play with Y/N some more.” Taka cried before running or more specifically waddling towards his older brother and punching his leg.

“No throwing tantrums!” Iwaizumi scolded before harshly hitting Taka on the head, causing the toddler to cry and throw a fit.

“Hey, You didn’t have to hit him..” Y/N fiddled with her fingers , a nervous smile on her lips after seeing the volleyball player’s scolding method.

“Words aren’t enough to convince him.” Iwaizumi stated, while ignoring Taka’s cry at the same time.

“Big bro, you meanie! Meanie! Meanie!” Taka shouted. Tears streaming rapidly down his cheeks.

“Hey L/N, Mines handled you should pay attention to your own.” Iwaizumi pointed towards the Conner of the room where a toddler , around Taka’s age sat silently holding a children’s story book.

“He looks lonely all by himself.” He stated. The toddler had short, light-colored hair and a sleepy look on his face. The exact opposite of Y/N who have a very sweet and gentle look on her face.

Although the two didn’t exactly look the same, like him and Taka who were somewhat identical. The two were definitely siblings.

“Right.” She nodded. Sweating at how Iwaizumi picked up his crying little brother by the shirt, trapping between his left arm despite his cries and disagreements.

“See you.” The two third years turned around waving a goodbye to the girl.

“Bye Iwaizumi-san, Oikawa-san.” She waved watching the figures of the two slightly disappear the further they walked out the door, before turning around and walking towards her younger brother.

Iwaizumi watched at how Oikawa happily listened to his nephew who was speaking of some type of video game that came out. Though, truthfully something had been going through his head.

“I didn’t know you two knew eachother?” Iwazumi muttered, catching the attention of the brown-haired setter. Who was slightly surprised about his sudden question.

“Who? Me and Y/N?” Oikawa asked. Seeing how Iwazumi stayed silent but had a stern look was more than enough to answer him.

“I met her once in the babysitter room, when she was taking care of Takeru. We had a small conversation and that’s it… Though I have heard a few things…” He answered, making Hajime’s eyebrows raise.

“Apparently both her parents didn’t make it out a plane-crash, so the chairwoman had put her and her younger brother under her care. That’s why she’s such a sudden transfer.” Oikawa continued shocked at how fast rumours can spread.

“Though she’s a total cutie. Definitely worth to get to know. She’ll fit right in so we don’t gotta worry about a thing.” Oikawa smiled stretching his arms, blushing. On the other hand Iwaizumi only sighed at how quick he was to change subjects.

“Damn Oikawa you Idiot-” He was cut off by a yell coming from behind them. Causing them to pause and see none other than the person they were just talking about.

“Iwaizumi!! Oikawa!! Please show me to the closet hospital with a pediatrics ward!” Y/N seemed to be out of breath as she held her younger brother who was covered by her school jacket. It seemed he had a concerningly high fever.

Oikawa turned to look at Iwaizumi, nodding at eachother. Oikawa turned to grab Taka of Iwaizumi hands. Deciding he’ll be the one to take care of the children while Hajime guides Y/N to the hospital.

“Sure. Just follow me.” Iwaizumi ran with Y/N following behind him. Thankfully it didn’t take a while before they reached a hospital.

He stayed outside while Y/N stayed in the paramedics room with Kotaro. Though secretly he did try listening in to their conversation.

“It’s probably just a fever caused by stress from a change in environment.” The doctor said, placing a hot towel on kotaros head.

“His sleeping now, but the fever should go down after a bit of rest. No need to worry.” He smiled moving his hand on top of Y/N’S head to reassure her.

Thankfully, it wasn’t something to be worried about. Though the stress and panic had seemed to get to the girls mind. Causing her to want to step outside for a breather.

She hoped to find Iwaizumi waiting outside, so she could thank him, but she couldn’t find him. Giving her the idea to think he went home.

She sat herself down outside on the staircase, not caring that it was cold and she was shivering. She felt tears start to fill the brim of her eyes. Until a sudden interruption caused her to snap out her thoughts.

A neck scarf was thrown onto her head, messing up her hair. She looked up to see Iwaizumi staring at her not failing to miss any detail about her gorgeous face.

“You’ll get a cold… so any news?” He asked, handing her a bottle of water before seating himself down on the steps right next to her.

The scarf fell onto her lap before she then picked it up and wrapped it around her neck. slightly flustered of his actions.

“It was just a normal fever, nothing out the ordinary.” She replied sounding much calmer than before. Though that didn’t stop her with fiddling around with her own fingers.

“I’m glad.” He said. The both of them continued to stare in front of them in a comfortable silence. Until Y/N tapped Iwaizumi on the shoulder.

“Thank you, Iwaizumi.” She whispered, as the two of them finally held eye contact, causing the volleyball player to smile.

Soon the entrance door opened behind them revealing kotaros cries and a nurse trying to calm him down.

“Thank goodness! Kotaro’s big sister! He started crying the moment he woke up, and he just wouldn’t stop.” The nurse explained as Y/N and Iwaizumi had lifted themselves from the steps.

Kotaro’s cries became softer, the instant he saw Y/N who reached out grabbing Kotaro out of the nurses grasps and hugging him.

“You’re free to take him home now..” The nurse told them not wanting to cause anymore problems for the two who she assumed to be a ‘couple.’

When walking out Iwaizumi was curious to see Y/N pause her footsteps to slowly unwrap the scarf that sat on her neck. He wasn’t aware that he gave her the impression that he wanted it back. Cause in reality he likes seeing it on her.

“Keep it..” He muttered, wrapping the scarf back on her before placing his hand back in his pocket. Y/N stood there flustered when seeing the Volleyball ace walk in front of her like nothing happened. Though in reality there was an unnoticeable tint of pink shown on his cheeks he did not want her to see

“Are you alright to go home by yourself? I would walk you home but I need to pick up my younger brother from Oikawa’s.” He asked turning behind him to face the gorgeous girl.

“I’ll be fine.” She smiled, her eyes glistening while looking down at Kotaro who was soundly asleep in her arms.

“See you tomorrow, right?” He asked, aware that she was starting Aoba Johsai High tomorrow but still wanted to make sure.

“I’ll be looking for you.” She smiled, watching Iwaizumi walk away. Y/N looking for him, He wouldn’t mind that. In fact he’d like that a lot…

[business-as-usual-bats]

Short Angsty Tim Drake Fic

In a world where Tim survived Joker trauma. Because I can. Words 1k<

"That's it!" Conner threw his hands up in the air, annoyed, no, more than annoyed... angry.

Tim raised an eyebrow, immediately on the defensive, but curious more than anything. What was pissing off Superboy this time?

Conner pointed accusingly at Tim. "We just kicked bad guy ass, saved everyone, and got a nod of approval from the Head Bat himself, but you can't take two minutes to celebrate with us?"

Tim crossed his arms and said flatly, "I'm not in the mood to celebrate."

"I'm not in the mood to celebrate." Conner mocked in a high pitched voice. Wow, real mature. Tim so didn't sound like that. "I'd say you've been trying to act like Batman, but you've been worse than that, you've been acting like a major dick all month."

"Oh?" Tim blinked, processing this assessment. He turned his gaze to Bart and Cassie, both of which looked extremely uncomfortable. "Do you guys agree, then?"

"Well," Cassie started fiddling with her hair, which meant yes. "...Yeah, though I'm not sure I would have phrased it like that, exactly." She glared at Conner.

Bart tapped his foot anxiously, moving so fast it sounded more like one continuous vibration. His next words were almost as quick. "Hey, man, we've been trying to, like, give you space because we know you've been through some stuff, but, like, you still haven't talked to us about it, which is fine, I guess, though it's kind of not because we're supposed to be friends- Anyway, we've been doing all this stuff to cheer you up and it's not working, obviously, but you have been significantly, uh, grumpier? Meaner? Impatient? Like, I don't know, kinda like you hate us now or something?"

"We've all been through stuff." Conner huffed. "But we don't shut each other out. Jesus, Tim, you don't even make sarcastic comments or do that annoying batsmirk thing after you prove you're right."

"You want... me to smile more?" This time, Tim raised both eyebrows. He could feel a rock forming in the put of his stomach, twisting, and his throat began to tighten.

Cassie stepped forward and put a hand on Conner's shoulder in support. "That's not what we mean, but... He's right. You're different. Robotic. Even when we first met you weren't so... distant."

Tim turned around so they couldn't see his face. Determined to not let his voice crack, his tone went even flatter. "I'm... sorry. I'll keep that in mind."

"Stop that already!" And then Conner grabbed Tim by the shoulders, forcing him to face everyone. "We know what happened, so-"

"No, you don't!" Robin snapped, anxiety giving way to anger in an instant. He aggressively shoved Conner's hands off of him. Shaking, and embarrassed because he knew his voice was going to betray him, he doubled down on the anger spreading across his chest until he could feel it in his fingertips. "You don't get it! I'm sorry I don't joke around and laugh at your stupid jokes. Sorry if my seriousness makes me seem like a dick. You don't think I don't want to be friendlier, banter, laugh together like we used to? I can't, okay! I can't!"

"Well, why the hell not-"

"Because I can't stop!" Tim yelled. His friends seemed startled, Conner even took half a step back.

Tim leaned heavily against the wall behind him, not only exhausted from the mission but emotionally drained. Shit. He took a second to calm his breathing while they stared at him silently.

He whispered, "If I laugh, sometimes if I even smile, I... I can't stop. I smile until my cheeks burn and my gums bleed. A small chuckle turns into uncontrollable giggling, turns into laughing, and laughing, and laughing, and laughing- Have you ever... laughed so hard you cried? Laughed so hard you couldn't breathe? Laughed so hard you bite your tongue until it starts bleeding? Except this doesn't stop."

"I laugh so hard I can't breathe, I can't breathe, blood in my mouth, down my throat, and I'm crying and I can't breathe, until eventually I pass out. And- and when I wake up- Fuck. When I wake up I think, 'Oh God, he's got me again, I'm trapped again' and then I realize, no, that's not him, that's me. Even unconscious I'm laughing. And I sound just like him, because he turned me into him."

"You're not him." Cassie held Tim's hand. "You're not."

"The pain isn't even the worst part." Tim closed his eyes. "The worst part is seeing the horror on everyone's faces as they watch. I can't... I don't want you guys to look at me that way. Please."

Bart took Tim's other hand. "Hey, hey, it's all good. Look, we'll just be more serious than the Justice League from now on, okay? All business. No jokes."

"Right," Cassie nodded. "Anyone who tries has to put a dollar in the joke jar from now on."

"I give it a week tops before we're as rich as Brucie Wayne." Conner frowned.

Tim let a snort of laughter at that. Then froze. He could feel it. His lips cracked as they began to stretch over his teeth. He covered his mouth and raced out of the room, already giggles escaping through his throat. As the giggles turned into violent fits of laughter, he saw his friends in the distance, calling out to him.

They looked horrified.

[oddlylovingaddiction]

HOW YOU MET YOUR HUSBAND (Multi-hero short blurbs!)

Short little spin offs / ideas of this fic because I’m working on two and a half long fics which include the second part of coming full circle and it’s lowkey painful 💔💔💔

Warning!! Slightly suggestive but not graphic, mentions of alcohol and stalking briefly.

Miguel o’hara x gn!reader + Conner (Kon-el) Kent x gn!reader

Miguel O’ Hara

— This one is so easy you totally met him at some coffee shop, he accidentally bumped into you and spilled your favourite drink on your favourite outfit. This guy listen after losing his family he’s definitely a bit of an asshole.

— Now listen, you’re rich from daddy Bruce’s allowance and normally you wouldn’t give a fuck. Get it dry cleaned washed bam good as new but this mf (Miguel) goes “make sure to watch where you’re going.” Which pisses you off. And you were already having a bad enough day as is because you were late to one of your many therapy appointments.

Then you decide to pull a stupid stunt. As he’s walking away you run directly into him, making sure to spill the remainder of your drink alllllll down his back and pants.

Now it’s his turn to be pissed.

— “Did… you just do that deliberately?” He ask his face souring as you smirk. “Sorry, but make sure to watch where you’re going.” You repeat back snarky.

You both proceeded to argue in the coffee shop over who was right. You eventually got him to admit he was wrong after about 30 minutes to which he apologized for it. You would’ve told him to pay for the dry cleaning for forgiveness however you doubt he could afford to pay for it, so instead he offered to help you do any psychical labour. You happily took that offer since you just moved into your knew apartment and needed help assembling your bed frame.

— same day he didn’t just assemble your bed, he helped test it out too after you teased him just a bit too much. 🤭

— although your relationship started off, he’s not a one and done guy he’s COMMITTED. After that experience he’ll get your number and take you regularly on dates until finally asking you to be his.

— as your relationship progresses he definitely becomes more relaxed and smiles more, he’s definitely sarcastic as hell but never in a mean way that would make you upset. He’s also DEFINITELY a guy whose love language is touch. Like he has to be touching your shoulder, your face your back anywhere he can make sure you’re a 100% still there and real.

— I think he would also be semi-quick to propose to you since he genuinely can’t imagine you not being in his future. Like this guy has a ring picked out month into dating officially.

Conner (Kon-El) Kent

— Totalllyyyy met this guy at a party or club and you were introduced my a mutual friend, you guys hit it off right away and went to his that same night

— Unlike Miguel it would probably be a one time thing in his eyes. However fate always brings you back to each other.

Book store? You’re both there. Movie Theater? You’re Both there. It actually gets to the point after the 8th time Conner pulls you aside and asks if you’re stalking him because the dick was that good.

— You’re pissed he’s just accusing you when in your eyes HE’S stalking YOU. You proceed to tell him it was even that good (you’re lying) and that really he’s only good for a drunken mistake (you were both sober)

— Let’s just say he’s pissed. And this man has an EGO, so he says “Oh yeah? I’ll prove you wrong.”

— And that’s how you two started dating. For the first phew dates it’s a battle of the wills until you both get to know each other and realize you weren’t stalking each other you guys just have a lot in common. Everything became more relaxed after that.

— Not a guy who quickly labels things HOWEVER he definitely doesn’t have anyone else. You know this because he just comes over all the time. It’s like he moved himself in. One time you came back home to your apartment late and he was sat outside just waiting for you to let him.

— he never asks you to be his he just proposes to you. Genuinely.

— It was an evening on a random Sunday and you both just finished fooling around. And this man pops out with your dream ring.

“Meeting you was the best thing to ever happen to me and I think the next best thing if you we spent the rest of our lives together.”

It was such a random thing but you could tell he was serious even though he was smiling like a giddy lunatic.

Fortunately for you he was your giddy lunatic for the rest of your life.

[pickles-likes-ducks]

Headcanon that Dick absolutely *hates* sleeping alone.

After being adopted by Bruce, he would usually sleep curled up next to Bruce bc of nightmares, but he never, like, actually outgrew the habit..?

Even when he isn't living at the manor, he hates sleeping alone. Like, weather it's in the teen titans universe or the young justice universe, he'd always be sleeping next to someone.

With the titans,

He and Raven comforting each other after nightmares (I heavily headcanon them being siblings)

Crawling into Kori's bed when it's cold bc she runs like, 102° F on average??

Falling asleep on the couch with Vic while playing video games

Gar turning into some kind of animal and sleeping at the foot of Dick's bed

Or with the YJ team,

Building pillow forts with Wally, both at the Team's headquarters and at each other's houses

Letting Artemis vent to him about her family, or just letting her cry herself to sleep in his arms when she needs it (especially after Wally's death. I think these two would have been having Sad Sleepovers for *months* after Wally's death)

Passing out on the couch while watching horrible sitcoms with M'gann

Staying up too late learning Atlantean with Kaldur, and falling asleep at the table, and waking up curled in Kaldur's arms, because Kaldur is never hesitant or stingy with physical affection

Sitting in pure silence with Conner, neither of them acknowledging the other but still desiring the other's presence, sleeping back to back

With his family, 

Carrying Tim to bed when he stays up too late on a case and then settling in beside him after Tim protests when he tried to leave

Breaking into Jason's apartment and just sitting, listening to his little brother's breathing

Having a spare room in his apartment for Damian, but ending up with his youngest brother asleep in his arms on the couch after making the kid watch classic childhood movies like Shrek and Robin Hood 

Crashing on the couch with Steph after a late patrol, and smiling fondly at her loud snoring

Keeping Babs company when she doesn't want to be alone (because she needs someone to give her a reality check and remind her that Joker isn't waiting outside the door)

cass crawling into his bed without warning or reason, just sitting and watching him (the first time it happened, he screamed and nearly pissed himself. It spooked Cass and she left. It was several months before it happened again, but Dick had had a really shitty day and an even worse patrol, and Cass' quiet vigilance was oddly soothing. After a few more times, Dick realized she did it to everyone, in a cycle, as a protective gesture. She could analyze people so clearly, even in their sleep, so she would watch her siblings sleep to make sure they were alright)

Helping Duke study, but they don't actually end up studying, they just spend hours bouncing bad puns off each other, and suddenly it's 2 AM and they just decide to call it and head to bed

Still crawling into Bruce's bed every so often, after a particularly bad nightmare, or a rough patrol, and especially after Jason died

[momo-minomo]

Fic Fairy Friday: Batfam Valentines Special

Happy Valentines Day everyone! I wanted to post this earlier today but I'm sick and now it's the very END of Valentines Day but it's the thought that counts, right? Here are a nice handful of ships for Tim, Jason, and Bruce. Enjoy!

The Fic Fairy Friday Masterpost

Tim Ships

(TimKon) under the small fire of winter stars by merils

Summary:

In winter, Metropolis gets an average of nine hours of sunlight daily. In the aftermath of a fight with Metallo, Kon is so exhausted he forgets about date night. Tim doesn't seem particularly upset about it, though. OR: "Why Doting On Your Solar-Powered Boyfriend Who Needs To Photosynthesize More Is A Totally Acceptable Date Night Activity": a treatise by Tim Drake.

(TimKon) all the quiet nights you bear by merils

Summary:

Kon has a rough day. Tim is determined to take care of him. After all, he didn't memorize all the variations of Kon's curl routine for nothing, now, did he?

Momo's Notes: This two fics by merils are an indulgence I couldn't resist including. I have a huge weak spot for lovers just taking care of each other on a hard day and they are adorable.

(TimKon) midnight sun by merils

Summary: Who would win: four men with guns who just happened to get Red Robin to walk into a trap, or one royally-pissed Kryptonian juggernaut? Yeah, it's not even a contest.

Momo's Notes: Yep! Another one by merils! I couldn't help myself! Tim is a certified badass who's absolutely terrifying and all of the bats are the most dangerous mofos in the room on any hero team but they aren't invincible. Sometimes they get in over the heads or just get unlucky. So having a bat in trouble and it making one of the Supers go absolutely feral? Swoonworthy!

(TimKon) Nicknames by MieczyslawS

Summary:

He scrubbed at his face, letting the soft wool pull him out of his brain funk, he sighed and mentally prepared himself to stare at the stalagmites until Bart and Superboy woke up. “Rob?” Tim spun around to see Superboy standing in the doorway, “ya alright?” he mumbled, blinking sluggishly. Tim, Kon and their nicknames over the years.

Momo's Notes: I'm a comics nerd so seeing little snapshots of Tim and Kon's relationship over the years from early Young Justice onward as they slowly grow closer? Love it!

(TimKon) daylight by dreamrecurrentdreams

Summary:

Seeing Tim again was confirmation of how much he’d liked hearing his name in Tim’s mouth, the way Tim’s pretty, pink lips shape around Kon, how he imbues it with so much emotion each time. Kon’s heard him say it every which way. At the start, when things were rocky, it was Superboy laced with frustration, ground under Tim’s gritted teeth, seconds from snapping because he had Tim at his wits’ end. Then, over time, it became Conner , falling out of Tim’s mouth naturally, seamless like their teamwork as they fought side by side through thick and thin. Kon, rounded with unshakable trust from the third Robin, a cynic trained to never let down his guard by Batman himself. Kon , impossibly soft with fondness from a boy with sharp eyes and pointy elbows. Kon wants Tim to keep calling his name, in other ways too. He wants.

Momo's Notes: Daylight feels like the perfect companion piece to Nicknames. And this one has a little spiciness at the end lol

(TimBerKon) a study by bernard dowd by cv_angels

Summary: Bernard opens the laptop, spinning it to face Tim with a flourish. It’s a powerpoint with a truly hideous red background, and Tim feels a moment of relief that Bernard isn’t breaking up with him before he registers the words on the slide.REASONS WHY TIMOTHY DRAKE-WAYNE IS A SUPERHERO, A STUDY BY BERNARD DOWD. - Based on my post on tumblr: "I’m obsessed with the idea that Bernard like. Figures out that Tim is a superhero but guesses the wrong one. Like he compiles all this evidence and makes a PowerPoint and presents it to Tim and is like “Tim. I figured it out. You’re Impulse.”"

Momo's Notes: I had to add a TimBerKon fic on here! There's just something adorable about Kon lamenting he missed his chance for the love of his life and Bernard being quick to jump on the "Tim has two hands" bandwagon!

Jason Ships

(Jason Todd/Tonystark/Bucky Barnes) Do Every Stupid Thing by thepartyresponsible Summary:

Jason doesn’t mean for the Winter Soldier to be a present for Tony Stark. The youngest Stark isn’t supposed to be involved at all. The plan is simple: intervene before the Winter Soldier can murder Howard and Maria, tranq the Winter Soldier until he’s sufficiently incapacitated, and then drag him off for further study and let the Starks carry on with their fraught, bourgeoisie bullshit.

Momo's Notes: This is a crossover but it's so damn good I had to include it. Basically while seeking answers about his own resurrection, Jason ends up accidentally falling in love with a feisty young Tony Stark and the Winter fucking Soldier. The series follows their relationship as Jason accidentally adopts first them, then Coulson and a teenaged Clint Barton, and later a teenaged Natasha as well. The alternating camaraderie and friction between The Batfamily and Jason's SHIELD team/found family is interesting and the side pairing of Clint and Tim being awkward flirty teenagers at each other while Jason is disgusted by how sweet they are is adorable.

(JayRoy) If your real dad isn't present store bought is fine by Here_we_go

Summary:

“Daddy!” the voice screams and suddenly something collides with Jason’s legs. He looks down, it’s a child, black hair, brown eyes, tiny little overalls and a tiny little backpack. She’s clinging to his legs and she’s definitely talking to him. What the shit? “See?" She shouts pointing, "My daddy's here now and he's going to fuck you up!" Jason looks up and sees a grown man, now stopped in his tracks, clearly having been following the girl. Jason doesn’t know what the fuck is going on here, but he doesn’t like it one fucking bit. - Jason goes to Star City to rub out a gang that's been getting too cocky back in Gotham. Things don't quite go according to plan. For JayRoy week day 2: Fatherhood/Family Dinner

Momo's Notes: This is a short little meet cute without a lot of romance but I'm including it because all love starts somewhere and these three are such an adorable family unit. I plan to do a full rec list for them of some point. Lian is so clever and feisty she runs circles around everyone. I love her. That goon better thank his lucky stars that Jason won't kill in front of a kid because he 100% he had it coming.

Bruce Ships

(BatCat) We, So Much Older by LemonadeGarden

Summary:

Selina Kyle doesn't particularly like children. They're too noisy and stupid and they cry way too much. Bruce's kids though, they're something else altogether.

Momo's Notes: This one is really cute. Despite her protests about not being mother material, Selena only ever falls in love with Bruce in this fic because he's a good dad. Bruce's emotional walls and facades are good enough that, at first, she can only see the best parts of Bruce when he's with his kids. And as time goes on, they bring out the best in her for Bruce to marvel at, as well.

(SuperBat) On the Way Down by TimmyJaybird

Summary:

A series of uninvited guests finally get Clark to confront Bruce about all the feelings he's harbored for years.

Momo's Notes: This fic and the Selena one both show my weakness for Bruce's kids interfering in their dad's love life because he's too emotionally stunted to do it himself lol. Poor Clark is doomed to have spooky ninja kids show up to fix things when Bruce is too busy wallowing in his own man-pain to be a functional adult about his relationships. I also love the respectful way fandom treats Lois in SuperBat fics.

(SuperBat) Loading and Aspect Ratio by JUBE514

Summary:

So, it didn’t start out like this. Alfred would scoff at the statement, about how Bruce was trying to justify the whole situation to himself. It had started out as a simple design, black everything with black outlines and black hood. It got a little more intense as the world went on, got wind of his ghost on the streets, and became scared of The Bat . So Bruce got a little more creative with it, Alfred and him had a good laugh over the name, the scare, and Alfred had a vicious streak of humor that he had passed onto his ward- So now the suit had a visible bat-theme, an insignia to drape in the shadows and to paint across the streets of Gotham. It only took a year into the whole charade of heroism for Bruce to overhear a conversation between some goons- some low level thug hired by the Riddler this week- about nothing at all pertaining to what the hell the Riddler was doing in the sewers but instead: “ The Batman can fly, you know, I’ve seen his wings.” -- A world where nobody has wings, but people think they do, and that changes everything.

Momo's Notes: There are no words for how much I love this fic. I've re-read it dozens of times. In year one of being Batman he gets the idea from some goons' chatter to add wings to the Batsuit but it's only when Dick joins him that he makes them fully functional AS wings rather than an Bruce being unable to help himself from being as dramatic as possible while committing to the bit. The SuperBat content is slowburn and I freaking love how into Bruce Clark is. It's like Bruce is a walking, talking kink button specifically built for Clark and his pov has these delicious little inhuman things sprinkled in like he can smell the leather of the suits and the dye on their wings from across the room. There's also a lot of amazing Batfam stuff with good dad!Bruce and Dick, Jason, and Tim being thick as thieves. Just as a warning, though, there is one pet peeve about this fic and it's that the author misspells Lois' name as Louis every time and never fixed it. It's minor, tho, and Lois isn't on screen very often.

(SuperBat) Clark Kent and his Robins (and his favorite Bat) by Zell_Hatoule

Summary:

Due to shenanigans that Clark cannot possibly comprehend, let alone understand, Bruce has somehow talked him into being Batman for a week. And then it keeps happening. Or. How Clark Kent and Batman choose to protect what they love.

Momo's Notes: Bruce and Clark balance each other out beautifully in this. They keep each other honest, remind each other to keep being men under the symbols, master tag team parenting, and there's playfulness between them that you don't often get to see in a Bruce pairing. This is a softer universe than our regular canon since here Bruce and Clark don't allow the job to take over their lives. They're heroes but they're fathers and lovers first and that makes all the difference to each other, to the Robins, and to certain multi-verse refugees who deserved better than what they got in their own elseworld AU.