#Come on ethan

[wickedlybittersweet]

So ive played a little of re Village and first off, NEVER have I been BETRAYED by auto saves, they wasted my ammo because I was blind and didnt see the thing. second ETHAN WHAT IN THE CHAINSAW MASSACARE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH THE GIRL THAT GOT YOU INTO RESIDENT EVIL 7!! THAT BITCH WORKED FOR UMBRELLA CORP OR SOME SHIT, LIED ABOUT IT, GOT YOU HER AND A WHOLE SEPERATE FAMILY FUCKING INFECTED WITH GOD KNOWS WHAT, AND YOUR GONNA HAVE A CHILD WITH HER?! you lost your fucking hand, they just fucking stapled it back on with new bio plant shit, then they chopped off your fucking leg SO YOU COULD GOOP IT BACK ON!! YOU SHOULDNT BE HAVING CHILDREN TO FIX YOUR TOXIC RELATIONSHIPS!!

[thatboisus]

yall ever read a fanfic so majestic it completely altered your entire life

[kinnsporsche]

it is once again that time of year

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

my resident evil MLP AU!

the winters!!!

re7 & 8 antagonists

[paperrkites]

From this:

To this:

[lesbiradshaw]

my favorite unwilling duo <3

[bepoucorp]

DETECTIVE BENNETT DONT LOOK BEHIND YOU THERES AN UGLY ASS MF!!

[varpusvaras]

Bruce: My son has come back to life and is now a murderer

Oliver: Ouch, that sounds rough. Who did he kill?

Bruce: A bunch of high-profile drug gang members. He cut their heads off and put them in a bag

Oliver: ....okay, brutal, but at least it wasn't like school children, right?

Bruce: He also tazed Captain Nazi in the face so hard it killed him-

Oliver: Hang on, he did what to who?

Bruce: He tazed Captain Nazi to death, who is a superhuman who has the powers that were first created during the Second World War, in order to make a perfect soldier for Hitler-

Oliver Jonas Queen, the biggest Leftist in the Justice League who calls people fascist both on his job and on his free time: And this is a bad thing how?

Bruce: He killed a man!

Oliver: So, what I am hearing is, that you don't want him? Can I have him, then?

Bruce: What? No-

Oliver: Too late! He's my son now!

[bettytheteenagewitch]

has anyone made this yet. is this anything

[0039pf]

drew little silly wintersberg on @poofmalyakaet magma canvas 🏃

left him to others, i hope everything is ok with him.

[m4gp13]

Why did Rick do this to us?

Seriously, he went, "Yeah I'm gonna establish a history between two important characters on opposing sides of a conflict in which one of them clearly has negative feelings about the other. and then never bring it up again 🤪" BITCH COME BACK HERE!!!

There was so much that could have been going on between these two! I was talking to @nakamurastorrington about this on twt the other day.

Like, Annabeth's fatal flaw is hubris and Ethan's mother is the physical embodiment of the punishment for hubris, they are diametrically opposed! They have their shared history at camp but very different experiences with the system where Annabeth was pretty much immediately claimed and became the head councillor of her own cabin from a very young age, establishing her as a respected veteran at camp. Meanwhile, Ethan was shoved into a corner of someone else's cabin because he wasn't worth his own cabin, and so he just faded into the background. Also, Their relationship with Luke! They both had Luke as a big brother figure. Annabeth saw him as genuine family and Ethan would have looked up to him as his brother while in the Hermes cabin. Then Luke left and Annabeth still held out hope for him and refused to believe he'd ever truly passed the point of no return even while everyone constantly told her she was wrong, and Ethan, despite spending a year working for Kronos and seeing the worst of the results of Luke's actions, still believed he was in there fighting Kronos. Not to mention, THEIR MOTHERS??!?!!?!

There could have been such interesting conflict between them! Annabeth should have gotten to talk to Ethan during the parley. If anyone should have gotten to snap at Ethan about his mother, it should have been her because he would have snapped back so hard!

[thevillainsfangirl]

This is gonna ruffle a lot of feathers, I’m sure, but...

If you're going to love a fictional villain, LOVE THEM AS A VILLAIN! Stop trying to make them into some Good Person™ that they’re not. What is it that you even like about them? You think they're hot?

Quit being a pussy! THEY'RE FICTIONAL. It's not some moral dilemma if you love a villain AS A VILLAIN.

(Remade this old post because I had some characters to add.)

[thatonepersonguy]

based on something I said while talking to my partner (who knows not a lot about RE) about the shadows of rose dlc and frozen,,

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

resident evil body types... :3

[2bootsup]

wanna tear you apart!

[flares-of-arcadia]

Meant to say this yesterday, but based on what gets a reaction out of Ethan vs what doesn't, my guy must have a serious insect phobia. There are very few times he reacts to gore/creepy environmental stuff, but every time there's a bug he starts swearing out loud + audibly panicking

Well,.minus the giant bugs in the old house? But that might be the devs not wanting him to scream every time he sees a common enemy. Also at that point he has a big ole flaming container of bug spray, so...

Still, he freaks out at the cockroaches in the stew at the start, and when he crawls through the bug-infested passage of the old house.