#Coffee and Cryptids

[fiddlezips]

sketches as I try to remember how to draw certain people!!!

[methoughtsphantom]

Jason “my family doesn’t know im alive” Todd and Danny “my family doesn’t know I’m dead” Fenton going alongside each of their plans my beloved. like Danny will absolutely go head-to-head with all of Gotham to support his new best friend on all his crime lord endeavors while he drags Jason to also attend collage with him. They are roommates and there never seems to a mention of family from either side. It’s an unspoken understanding they have. They met because Crime alley as a ghost lair thrummed with so much loneliness, it was at first the perfect place for Danny to hide his ecto signature in. But then he saw the dumbass whose lair it was lean his motorcycle just a tad too much when making a sharp turn to an alley, he sweeped the floor through a lifted chain link that passed his body but not his helmet. Yep that’s right the red thing got stuck. Danny who at the moment happened to be watching through his window snorted. Much to his horror because if not a ghost that dude could’ve gotten his head flung off.

Still, the scene was ridiculous.

On a whim he irrationally sees the police closing in on the guy and panicked at the thought of the guy using intangibility to free himself so Danny phased them both through his apartment wall and left the guy sprawled in his couch. Jason didn’t freak out but that’s normal when one’s got a concussion, one the guy immediately denied having as Danny laid out the medical supplies. The idiot proceeded to almost flatten four steps to the door with his stubbornness. He also said “I’m asexual” in the most deadpan voice as Danny dropped him back in the couch.

Danny sighed. Clearly though, he’d done so too early in the night because the guy kept trying to go, kept trying to knock Danny out, kept trying to slash him with knifes Danny didn’t know he had stashed. He’d only disarmed the guy from his guns. The visible ones apparently, cause at one point the guy did take out a gun and shoot until the ammo ran out and then teetered the thing like it was an art prop and hit his moon lamp.

Danny "yeah you aren’t officially my friend until you’ve tried to kill me" fenton my guys.

Anyways both keep having the same argument over if Danny technically kidnapped Jason or not. Danny holds the fact that the police at least didn’t see the guy make the ridicule. Jason argued that happened cause he was sporting a concussion. Danny argued he got that after.

Jason at first thinks the guy's a meta, but no. Danny introduces himself, sheepily now that he recognizes this is who the lair he invaded is from. He bandages him and tries to cook for him. If Danny didn’t have ice powers he most certainly would’ve burned the apartment. Jason then proceeds to kick him out of his own kitchen and make them both enchiladas. It’s the most normal both had in a while with another person and the air seems oddly settled. From then on, Jason constantly invited himself over, under the pretense that this was his territory and therefore he could drop in unannounced. Danny who has actual powers says he only allows this because Jason cooks very well.

Danny stays away from the crime fighting business unless his buddy is in deep shit he can’t get himself out. Also it’s Danny’s turn to cover for his vigilante friend which Sam and Tucker give him so much shit for. (but also advice)

And they were roommates. (omg) Danny effectively derails Jason’s big comeback plans by casually dropping ghost lore every two days. Like,

Jason, talking about how he doesn’t want Bats snooping on his territory:

Danny: Just don’t let them in

Jason: ??

Danny: yeah!! Hasn’t Batman died and got revived??? You can totally kick out death touched people you don’t want entering on your lair.

Jason: …I can?

Danny: Yep dude, your lair’s supposed to feel safe.

Jason: wait does that mean I can kick you out?

Danny: First this is my apartment. Second, im dead, not dead touched. Third, it’s too late to get rid of me. bitch.

Anyways Jason is super excited. You mean to tell him he can actually deny people over to his territory haunt?? (Yes it’s only to people who have died and came back but still!! The sample size is exactly the type of people he doesn’t want to see—!)

Joker my beloathed can’t step foot in Crime Alley.

(Jason’d feel a lot safer if the clown was dead but the possibility of his murderer turning into a ghost and their little loophole not applying on the clown is too scary to contemplate.)

Anyways, Jason loves experimenting with the power. It can go from simply making people shudder and not want to enter crime Alley to straight up not letting them enter like there’s an invisible wall blocking the way.

Jason because he’s hurt that Bruce never even patrols Crime Alley and also because he’s petty put B under the category of “invisible wall” blacklist. His reasoning is that the man doesn’t even attempt to enter Crime Alley. To him it’s surely just a place shadowed in tragedy. (anyways that’s it’s the place he met Jason)

Ironically, Jason totally forgets that Batman does venture into Crime Alley one day in the whole year. The day he met Jason.

Okay. He didn’t forget at first. The first year Jason remembers cause it was only a few months till then but then the next— Jason forgets that today’s the anniversary of the day’s Bruce’s parents died. He forgets to allow B in when he feels a slight tug and dismiss the feeling that prompts Bruce to investigate because he literally can’t enter Crime Alley. He starts the trialsTM, he scouts on the very edge and sees people the whole day enter and get out and cross with no problem but Bruce can’t.

It’s literally just Bruce.

Time to call Constantine, i guess.

[oliviarampaige]

“Aureus”

Day 6 - Golden

The transience of autumn.

Materials: ink, metallic watercolors, and espresso. ☕️

[sevi007]

An incrdibley loud and hopeful majority asked for streamer Robotnik and haunting-the-stream-cryptid Stone fic snippet, so here you go, have a snippet that started it all:

Well. Back to work. Cracking his knuckles, he switches back into Streamer-mode, dragging the chat and viewer count back up on screen to check if that little interruption has influenced either towards the negative.

To his surprise, the chat is more lively than ever, and viewer numbers have skyrocketed - twelve thousand?! He has never reached even remotely that high before. It would have been a reason to celebrate, if not for the fact that the entire viewership has only exactly two main topics:

Did he just say Daddy?

Called himself that. Criiiinge

No, the other guy

Called him Stone? nickname?

Which one is Daddy????

Keep your kinks in the bedroom doc

So they are a couple right

Double cringe

Donation if you twll us which ones the Daddy in the relationship

And on and on it goes. Even for his reflexes, the messages keep coming too fast for him to follow. Not that he really wants to; it seems the Chat has collectively lost its remaining marbles.

Truly perplexed and faintly disgusted that his entire chat has only this topic, instead of something fascinating like his creations, Robotnik pulls a face in clear sight of the camera and mimes a gagging sound. "You," he intones with all the haughty superiority he can manage, which is a lot, "are truly the epitome of humanity's worst, boiled down to the most disgusting dregs of it. Now, if we could get back on topic -"

Is the topic Stone? Would love to get on that lul

".... blocked, reported, and entirely deleted, hope you're proud of yourself!"

[phantomtomes]

🍂 *gets new notebook, immediately has a lil photoshoot with it* 🍂

I’m excited to start writing again in this little thing! I don’t know if I’ll ever share any of what gets written, but it feels good to have this physical space. I’m also keeping track of book thoughts and record reviews, plus pasting in a bit of every day life. It’s going to be a great little piece of me. 🖤

[dr4c0-r3x]

Danny Phantom x Detective Comics

DP x DC are allows fun to read and write. Here are some of my favorites.

• The Ghost Zone is a higher dimensional plan of existence. (A paperweight from the Ghost Zone is a world destroyer for Earth)

• Danny is next in line for the title of King of the Ghost Zone. (Danny is still half human, so isn't king, yet.)

• To keep himself safe from the GIW, Danny has decided to hind out in the most chaotic city in the world, Gotham. (He figures Batman will immediately note the government agents coming into his city.)

• For enrichment purposes, Danny has decided to stalk the Batfamily in his off time. (This has resulted in him creating videos of the Batfam's antics.)

• Thanks to a few favors, Neil Nightingale is able to open a coffee shop, which does so well that he's able to pay off all of his debts within the month. (Que his first "official" meeting with the Waynes. )

• Maybe a little of Vampire Cass woven in there for a little bit of spice in there. (I found it funny that Cass saw him as "tasty".)

• The family should be investigating the videos and be suspicious of Danny for different reasons. (A bit of duplication should keep them guessing.)

• Finally, Constantine should come to town to stop some nut job cultist from summoning the King of Ghost to their mortal plan. (Imagine all of their faces when the popular coffee shop owner is the Prince of Ghost.)

[munchedmarc]

Robbie’s Croak (Creak)

I swear I don’t have a thing for green people y’all

Handsome silly frogman fella :3

[lesserknowncryptids]

Today's lesser known cryptid is: the Gingerbread Ghost

(Sighted by @quickboot)

[coffeecryptidz]

A redraw of a drawing I made back in 2020.

OG drawing under the cut

[pigeonstab]

I wasn't actually planning on drawing vampire Killer and werewolf Cross but it could be cool... actually..

[cutiepieautistic]

Caregiver! Fox mulder stimboard

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[thecryptidart1st]

Realized this week at my job that William truly has a favorite holiday:

[oliviarampaige]

“Aureus” gets a video because metallic watercolors are hard to photograph.

[darlenescrafts]

Cryptid Cafe redesign 💕

[omgtheywereawooomates]

Barista: Hi. Welcome to Beacon Coffee and Tea. What can I get you?

Stiles: How much is it to fill a 20oz with espresso?

Barista: I.....sorry???

Stiles: Your 20oz XXL redeye cup. How much to fill it with espresso.

Barista: Oh, uh...I guess..? I only have a button for a quad. I don't have a special pricing option for 20 oz of espresso in a...single drink.

Stiles: Price is the furthest thing from my mind right now. How many add shots is that?

Barista: *deep breath of fear*

Barista: That would be a quad with.......si-sixteen additional shots.

[peachy-doodle]

Ness in a box