#Cloud is a dick
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smol starter for @galahdborn
"Yeah, I don't offer charity. You wanna use my services, then you can pay for it."
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nightwing goes out with two sticks and optimism and i find the idea of superheroes with backpacks intrinsically hilarious
#i... got a bit carried away with the clouds and the light i am aware#nightwing#dick grayson#batman#ladies. gentlemen. you have eaten well.#my art#dc comics
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Vivien, dear Vivien - an exquisite actress, thoughtful, fearless, gracious, and enormously kind. A lovely little pink cloud floating through the lives of all her friends, hovering over the setting sun, and thinking of everyone but herself. Olivier was a first-rate actor and a second-rate person. Larry always wanted to be a big movie star, and while he was considered the greatest actor on the stage, he was never in the first rank as a star in the movies. Then Vivien comes along and gets Scarlett O’Hara. Wins the Academy Award. Biggest picture ever made. Suddenly Larry says, ‘Oh darling, we really must get you out of Hollywood now. Let’s go off and do Shakespeare together.’ Now Vivien could do anything, but he was clearly trying to keep her in her place, which was billed beneath him. Then a few years pass and Vivien returns to make Streetcar. And she’s brilliant. Wins the Academy Award. Most talked-about movie of the year. And suddenly Larry says, ‘Oh darling, we really must get you out of Hollywood now. Let’s go off and do Shakespeare together.’ Small man. Giant actor. Very small man.
– KATHARINE HEPBURN on VIVIEN LEIGH and LAURENCE OLIVIER
#'a second-rate person' YES KATE YES#is she ever wrong? truly a heroine for the ages#my olivier hate keeps me going#a massive dick and the old hollywood equivalent of watching paint dry#0/10 not worthy of a pink cloud princess#vivien leigh#laurence olivier#the silver screen#real life romances#(ha!)#*
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a day or two ago I didn’t have the energy to work on model sheets/anything else I should ostensibly be working on but still wanted to draw, so I started a doodle of my current top 5 4 DC faves in new couldn’t-decide-between-actual-costumes costumes since I realized it’s been about a year since I got back into Marvel comics & got into DC comics proper. that said, the list hasn’t really changed since last time I drew them, but at least Bruce gets to actually show up in the picture this time?
#batman comics#jason todd#dick grayson#damian wayne#bruce wayne#red hood#nightwing#robin damian#batman#the dust cloud consists mainly of non-batfam members… but also Duke and at least a couple bat rogues Gotham is inescapable#Marvel one at some later point maybe but honestly that list hasn’t changed either outside of Rogue and Remy being in time-out#because of December x-title crossover “let’s have the teams fight lol” nonsense so eh
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#a DE bj just means you get existential on the dick#everyone ends up kinda greasy#you've been crying without realizing#after you look outside and see the most amazing canvas of sun and clouds in the sky#you shiver and the city shivers with you.#disco elysium
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So as a fandom we've accepted the batfam probably has bad sleeping/eating habits, right? it varies from person to person, but they all struggle with it.
and yet you all think they have regular hygiene habits?
Alfred probably has to beat Bruce with a newspaper to get him to shower. Tim probably has flies following him. Dick's hair is probably greasy enough to cook a hundred batches of fries. Jason's teeth are probably disgusting.
#here we have a Wayne in their natural habitat! you can tell by the stink cloud following them + the three different case files on the floor#dc comics#batman comics#dc universe#batfamily#batfam#bruce wayne#tim drake#dick grayson#jason todd
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Jimmy killing himself because he knows he is incapable of living an life without Curly and knows that in the miracle chance they were found and saved they would not let him have contact with Curly and he hates the idea he'd actually have to take responsibility.
Even if he lied, its only a matter of time before Curly is capable of showing or telling what a monster he really is, no matter what delusions tell Jimmy Curly would never do that to him.
He understands that he was the monster in everyone's worse moments but refused to accept that at the end. So he made sure that he died without the possibility of it being actualized as he's the only one that saw death as an escape rather than a release. Jimmy truly didn't believe Curly had anything to escape from even after everything and let him have what he perceived as glory as the sole survivor and thus Captain of the Tulpar.
#like he goes from knowing the the system in place ergo Curly will protect him from consequence even if unitentionally at first which#motivates him to take the measures he does but when that system also loses the ability to effectively stop him he drags the corpse around#like a memento of what he's achieved that slowly warps into a worship as he realizes how much it actually did and that even he struggles#without it cause i believe in light of the crash that the thought of losing Curly's unwavering support because he'd eventually protect Anya#over him when Curly's head was yanked from the clouds at either the baby's birth or just the way he was slowly putting things together as#the big picture became less appealing to look at like Curly was slowly realizing it and i think he knew at the crash scene but it was too#late if he stopped Jimmy or the crash their relationship would've forever been changed by the revalation and part of me wants like a dlc#spin off that deals with some psychological metaphorical horror dealing with that but also like I need jimmy dead.#then again none of this is new or even unique ive seen this explained but i also dont think its addressed that Jimmy's refusal to take#responsibility with Anya avoiding it A N D his envious codependency of Curly made him crash the Tulpar as there was not a way he could fix#the what he did to Anya in his mind without getting rid of her and or the pregnancy in a way that Curly wouldn't leave him and thats so#important like he only viewed Anya through his relationship with Curly and hed rather die than acknowledge her as a person and his assult#on her as something that could realistically get in the way of their relationship and taking advantage of it.#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#jimmy mouthwashing#i hate talking about this dick fuck but he also is like being fascinated by a venomous spider like stay away but i will study you
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comfort character meme
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The ending of Apokolips War is my Roman Empire, actually, because of the way Damian stares at Dick.
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Ahoy. More Moby art. I am definitely not obsessed with this whale or his book, and no I am not secretly Ahab.
But if I ever end up making 5 Moby Dick related artwork posts in a row should I just make it a daily thing? Like Moby Dick Daily? Daily dose of Moby? How do I make it not sound weird without calling it simply whale weekly.
Also, I hid a little easter egg on the skiff (yes the little dark thing there is supposed to be a skiff) it’s hard to see but maybe you can spot it if you zoom enough :]
I’m getting bored of posting about just the whale. Next time, I’ll try my hand at drawing the crew maybe?
#art#fanart#moby dick#whale weekly#It’s so greeeeeen!!#The concept of ocean and water has completely left the scene it just looks like clouds now#…Flying whales…..?#Someone should make that into a story. Flying whales…. And they hunt them while riding airships…..#🐟
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Bruce: *does some bullshit*
Dick, slowly taking off his heart shaped sunglasses: I beg your finest fucking pardon.
#bruce wayne#dick grayson#batfam#he has a pair of heart shaped sunglasses it's canon now#mainly Stephanie and Dick are bringing fun and whimsey to this goth family and i thank them#also B fucked up what's new#like#clouds are covering up the sun it rains a lot in gotham and Bruce fucked up again#idk i just think its funny#I'm cooking sliders rn so bat burgers to batfam pipeline video essay where?
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ok but ares being protective over thena and not liking how ody grabbed her but then being chill when reminded that athena can take care of herself is just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
hah a public admission that he cares abt his sister but at what cost
bro didnt even grab her that hard theyre all just unused to athena not planting her feet and being stubborn about everything. and also hes slightly traumatized from having to watch them make out in front of him lol u have to give him leeway for being a bit hysterical atm. but when ody said that he remembered that oh shit yea me too and couldnt think of anything else to stop them in time.
ares does not like this whole situation though. he does not understand why someone like athena who had been so steadfast in her refusals and violent in her rejections was just. giving in? it was not like her. he suspects foul play.
also in general in the rest of series, odysseus is just. fucking head in hands dealing w the rest of the prying gods and constant casual misogyny. one conversation actually left him so scarred he had to go 'i think we are not talking about the same person, athena snapped my spine once.' and just got up and left. went straight to ask athena to put a spear through his head so he could forget what the fuck he had just heard lol.
#odyath#odypenath#ares#odysseus#asks#epic the musical#if athena wasnt up in the clouds she would have beaten his ass for that comment alone lmao#it was a hemhaw writing that part tbh#cause i see ares as a dick but not like#someone who sees athena as lesser for being a woman at all in the first place? he knows better than anyone that she can take of herself#but its the fact that this is utterly out of character for her that truly worries him and makes him object#figured i would address that part in the fourth installment but thanks for letting me answer it here!!
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what's the thickest cock you've taken?
I’ll never forget him he treated me like shit but he was so charming and he was so hot and it was thick like a soda can. A lot of foreplay later and trying to slowly push it inside me.. it hurt so good I cried and came all over it
#toxic handsome men have the best dick#don’t fall in love with them though#don’t let the dick cloud your judgement lol
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UNE FEMME COQUETTE (1955) dir. by Jean-Luc Godard
#une femme coquette#jean-luc godard#the french are glad to die for love#*#ugh godard was on a STREAK for so long#but i find anything after masculin feminin to be unwatchable#this is why truffaut will always be better - he was a god until the end#day for night and adele h. are just as good as anything he made in the new wave era#while godard just turned into a bigger conard with every single film he made#i will never ever forgive him for what he did to varda at the end#that was his ultimate dick move after a lifetime of dickhood#au revoir you piece of shit i hope anna is on her cloud fucking jacques perrin 🤍
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You know, I get that times/standards/expectations of realism have changed, but something inside me balks every time we make the Batsuit or related paraphernalia bulletproof.
Batman and Robin dodge bullets, they don’t tank them. Flipping out of the way will always be way more satisfying.
This is one of my biggest “old fan yells at cloud” things.
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Your ChatGPT IT class story is absolute insanity what the fuuuuck? But good on you for refusing to engage with it until you were forced to 🫡 respect
yea fuck IT classes are just so half-assed and dysfunctional here, like school system is awfully outdated and just doesn't fit the technological development nowadays. it's always do one thing, show it to teacher, get a grade and call it a day because what else can you learn there. I remember having an entire 45 min long class just about creating a new folder and then making more folders in that folder
#I really pity the old lady we had IT classes with in high school though#poor woman had severe complications after covid and my classmates just kept bothering her with shitass music and videos of a guy farting#its not her fault its the system... and students being dicks but still mostly system#cant say i agreed with her all the time. especially that geepeetee task#or making students design promotional graphics for the school for free as a normal class task#she was still one of the sweetest teachers in my school imo. allowing boys to play their music without punishment#because she didnt want to punish anyone really. may life and that shit job have mercy on her#cloud has been asked
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