#Closeted John

[spidehpig]

can’t stop thinking about soap being the kind of boyfriend that takes you on arcade or carnival dates. he definitely takes all of the games WAY too seriously. absolutely smokes everyone at skeeball. probably does those stupid punching bag/hammer strength tests just to show off in front of you. he doesn’t even let you win he’s that competitive. but it’s kinda funny and endearing. he wins a TON of tickets and then gets you the biggest fucking stuffed animal they have even as you protest and tell him that you have no place to put it.

his little mohawk popping around the head of the giant puppy stuffed animal he won you boyish smile plastered on his face while he ignores your protests. you’re stuck with the thing forever now.

[jonk-md]

he said that. those words came out of his mouth. Sherlock Holmes is gay and there's nothing we can do about it. What a time to be alive.

[psiirockin]

Charlie + John seeing a movie for Valentine's day!

Redraw of this! >

[evilminji]

You know what? I just had A Thought(tm)~☆

Danny. Our bby boy. MINDING HIS BUSINESS. Maybe visiting one of his buddies in the Realms after he graduates. When he just?? Get full on tackled from the sky.

And like?

Huh.

THIS hasn't happened in a bit. Not since he's become king. Legit, no one dares. He's honestly kinda missed it. Alright, square up... Mr. Uuuuuh.... Who are you?

And it's this barely formed New Ghost. Still in that glitch-y goopy blob phase and everything. Is Baby. Why... why does this infant Want To Fight God? I mean. He Respects It(tm), no lie, but? Not exactly usual for him?

And it turns out? This dude is some rando hero. He basicly JUST died. By all rights SHOULD be resting and gathering his strength to Form Right. But he's so worried for his team mates and everyone else he CAN'T. Recognized a fellow Hero's Costume even at a distance.

Please. PLEASE! You have to help him! We have to WARN everybody!

And Danny is just? Oh no. This Actual Infant Baby is gonna Anxiety himself to Actual Second Death at this rate. Yes! Sure! Just CALM DOWN! Anything you need buddy! BREATHE.

And this dude? Who died? Is legit a minor player who got WAY too deep but refused to abandoned People In Need(tm). It happens. It HURTS. But he saved a LOT of lives before he went down. Him and his team were just some Minor Heros from Belarus. How they ended up in deep space? Even THEY couldn't tell you.

They couldn't even bring him home.

He forgives them.

He could NEVER blame his friends. Not for this. The planet is in danger. Some... some THING. An invasion. The League has to be made aware. He DIED helping a planet try to evacuate all that they could. He... at least he...

He can't remember if the Eggs got out. They... they're like babies. A whole room full of toddlers who couldn't run. They had to de-connect from the main building to lift it out. He can't... can't...

He saved them... right? Held on.. long enough? Why can't he.. he...

Danny has to make him focus be for the kid spirals. Don't think of your last moments. Purpose. You NEED to do something right now, right?

Right! The League! We gotta warn them! And... okay. Danny can totally do that. (What LEAGUE??!) He DEFINITELY knows who you are talking about and will tell them Right Away. YOU however are gonna rest up.

So he leaves the kiddo with Lunch Lady. Mother and Frightening Matriarch Extraordinaire. Lunch Box promises to SIT on him if he tries to sneak off. Good kid. Now eat your soup before you BECOME soup.

Time to bully the eyeballs. Whoms't the F*ck is this "league"? And where does he find it? Talk. He has sand and he's not afraid to use it. Don't MAKE him get out the pepper grinder! Yeah. That's what he THOUGHT.

After much, prolonged and unnecessary, whining and dramatic threatening... he gets a printed out map. Cheapskates even used flimsy paper. He gets there. Jaunt is even kinda nice. He says hi to a few folks he hasn't seen in a while.

Opens a portal.

Steps out.

Gets punched in the face. RUDE! He punches the flying blue man back. Dents their wall. Not even a LITTLE sorry about that now! See if HE does you a favor aga-... is that his Ex? John?

John! Constantine you B@STARD. YOU OWE ME 20 BUCKS. *Ten different hands slap a twenty on the table at his feet, including Constantine. Who is refusing to look at anybody.* Well, okay then. Debt payed. Gonna buy himself a shake or something, after this.

ANYWAY~ Good News Or Bad News?

He is met with silence. It's like they've never seen an ethereal, giant, glowing man with a suit that looks like a cut out of the night sky, step out of an eye searing rip in reality before. Man they're lives must be boring. But frankly? Danny can wait. It's not HIS reality that's gonna get messed up. He can take care of it if the wanna be Wah Babies. Good News or Bad News??? Pick one.

He sits back in the air and waits.

@stealingyourbones @cyrwrites

[icecreambeach]

He's talking about Watson.

[bakedbeanz]

Mayors got alotta meetings to go to lately huh

[arthur-lesters-left-arm]

need to see an arthur cosplay with batshit insane makeup. give me black and gold eyeshadow for john. fuck it, gold nail polish on the hand with the wooden pinky. the foot too, if you're so inclined. i want GLITTER and WHIMSY. let that grown man sparkle !!!

[cod-dump]

Soap: If homosexuality isn’t contagious, how come I get gay thoughts whenever Ghost takes his shirt off? Price: *covers his mouth, staring at Soap in silence* Alejandro: *shaking with laughter* Rudy: *staring at Soap in disbelief* Gaz: ... Soap, buddy. We have to tell you something-

[8cuttlefish]

wheels up (oh something is UP alright and its not wheels...)

also lots of ppl imagined long-suffering gaz so he is here as well <3

<- part 1 for context

[nine-months-older]

ok WHERE is that yoko quote about yes im your angel where she makes a joke about the “you’re my fairy” line. i have a need for it.

[dirtsoilmulch]

i’m definitely normal abt fnaf books today

(HELP IM NOT A TRUE FNAF FAN I FORGO5 JESSICA DOES ARCHEOLOGY IM SORRY ITS BEEN A WHILE)

[nightsp1der]

i did the thing. i finished the fight.

[forestshadow-wolf]

Imagine a lieutenant has temporary stay on the 141 base. For some reason they seem to have a problem with soap, Ghost suspects they may have been a previous CO to soap, but he can't figure out what the problem is. They're on a power trip, has soap running around, doing their bidding. Soap can't say no because of his rank, Ghost can't do anything because of either seniority or soap tells him not to do anything.

One day the lieutenant is trying to get soap to do soemthing for them, Ghost is trying to argue he needs soap for something else, soap is trying to argue that he's nobody's bitch.

The lieutenant steps into soap's face, growling "you are an ant, to be crushed beneath my boot. You do what I say." Ghost is just about to step in then, but...

Soap postures up and snarls "you may think I'm an ant, but that just means I'll always be ten times the man you ever were."

[houseofcatwic]

Elton John at home with his platform shoe collection, 1975, photo by Terry O'Neill

[childo0p]

HAPPY FNAF'S 10TH ANNIVERSARY! 🌲

As promised, I have prepared an announcement of a comic based on my AU, I hope you like it! : D

[moved-account-aaaaaa]

doodles of the charlie trilogy crew but what if michael was part of the gang? ft my designs because goth charlie supremacy