#it can’t be helped

[spidehpig]

can’t stop thinking about soap being the kind of boyfriend that takes you on arcade or carnival dates. he definitely takes all of the games WAY too seriously. absolutely smokes everyone at skeeball. probably does those stupid punching bag/hammer strength tests just to show off in front of you. he doesn’t even let you win he’s that competitive. but it’s kinda funny and endearing. he wins a TON of tickets and then gets you the biggest fucking stuffed animal they have even as you protest and tell him that you have no place to put it.

his little mohawk popping around the head of the giant puppy stuffed animal he won you boyish smile plastered on his face while he ignores your protests. you’re stuck with the thing forever now.

[lilyflxwers]

james definitely resorted to crystals to try get reg to like him

[iamagoober]

zoro could have been like why the heck would i follow with goofy rubber man on a small boat? like yes he saved my life but i’m strong and i can do whatever the hell i want

but no he made 1 promise and he held onto it like his life depended on it. and he kept making active choices time and time again to follow luffy..

listen, zoro was THE FIRST (!!)

nami, usopp, sanji was like sure i’d join this group. it aligns with my goal

but zoro? he was like i’m going to FOLLOW THIS ONE GUY ON A TINY BOAT AND CALL HIM MY CAPTAIN

like are you really gonna follow this silly guy everywhere cause he saved you one time?? people repay the debt and MOVE ON. zoro did not move on

he’s a gay and a sub

[thestrangestthlng]

“I just hate being the one doing the chasing.” “Why? You’re the one with the handcuffs.”

That awkward moment when your brain short circuits ‘cuz you’re suddenly cock struck.

9-1-1: Lonestar | S1 • E3 | Texas Proud

[dreamingofep]

Ok I’m going to hell for even typing this, but surely I can’t be the only one who has imagined vampire Elvis ‘eating’ his love in both ways simultaneously…..??!? I’ll just uh show myself out now. I really needed to get that off my chest lmao

Oh hello anon! 🤭 First off, thank you very much for sending to this to me. No shame here when it comes to vampire Elvis.😝 I have to admit… I have had similar thoughts! I mean, it seems like something he’d enjoy. And with those eyes you know… looking up at you… yea that would be a deathly scene. So you know I’ll have to write that somewhere haha!

I swear to god I would have never thought I’d still be writing about vampire Elvis but here I am! I get way too many ideas and not enough time in the day to write them all down haha. He’s just a hungry boy sometimes… and needs to satisfy all his desires 😏🫣🫠

Thanks for loving this story after all this time ♥️

I will leave you with delicious pictures of this beautiful vampire🤭🩸

[laudthingcat]

[penspolin]

I guess this is a personal problem but you can’t write ⚠️SPOILER!!!⚠️ and expect me to avert my gaze from said spoilers two lines below. Like, my brain is hardwired to read whether I want to or not.

[thyknife]

Early Warning System

Fandom: Twisters (2024)

Pairing: Tyler Owens/Scott

Rated: E for Explicit!

Excerpt:

There’s a roll of thunder in the near distance when Tyler begins clumsily unhooking the buttons of his neatly starched shirt.

🌪️ ⛽️

[hopelessfandomfreak]

agatha all along has kinda taken over this blog and I wish I could say I’m sorry but I’m really not

[wolfstrong]

Btw I finally found a Buffy action figure probably a year late, but at one point I wanted this so bad that when I saw it I was like okay… need to cop. They had angel spike and willow too but you know I had to go with giles… only disturbing thing is he doesn’t come with his glasses…

[doodlebug-aboo]

it’s from a drawfee video that’s months old at this point but “this snail has misnogyny” has popped into my head at least once a day for the past week

[felrend]

Giddy up 😏

[wazzappp]

For the WIP game, DOOMB...?

DOOMB!!

Honestly it’s not going well. I think I need to rework it. Something is off and it’s off to a degree that idk if I can fix it without just starting over :(

I think it’s the arm. Which is MEAN of it because I used a 3d model to refrence.

[saetoru]

just wrote the cheesiest geto drabble of existence

[hallowxiu]

it’s not like i’m going to say no

[littleblondesoprano]

It will never not be funny to me that my comfort character is Ghostface.

Like, I experience one (1) prolonged upset emotion and start looking for pictures and fic of him like: