⚠️It does not justify their actions and in a culture and period full of war and suffering⚠️
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Shamelessly stolen from Twitter because it’s funny and deserves to be on tumblr. Credit to Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens on Twitter
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If I was rescuing my wife from the underworld by leading her out on the one condition that I not look behind me to see if she's following me lest I condemn her back there for eternity, I simply would have turned around to check but turn so quickly Hades wouldn't catch me doing it. Rip to Orpheus but I'm different.
(This point made by a child I babysit, edited into meme format by myself)
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Ares: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.
Athena: You were flirting with Aphrodite.
Ares: So what? She's my lover.
Athena: You asked her if she was single.
Ares:
Athena: And then you cried when she said she wasn't.
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friend: so when you said that you're a polytheist, this is what you mean?
me (putting up the list of asigmatic aorist bases I'm using as an apotropaic symbol for my bedroom door): Yes
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Anyone missing a heavy stone/concrete Dalek?
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Nothing can make me happy:
3,000-year-old epic exists
The Iliad and the Odyssey will fix my life <3
Bonus:
Odysseus about Panelope
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no, you cannot read love letters during the day! they were made for 3 am and your yearning cunty persona, get a grip and learn the rules!
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