#Circumcise

[viejospellejos]

[lordgodjehovahsway]

Joshua 5: The Amorite Kings And Canaanite Kings Fear God After He Dried Up The Jordan River

1 Now when all the Amorite kings west of the Jordan and all the Canaanite kings along the coast heard how the Lord had dried up the Jordan before the Israelites until they had crossed over, their hearts melted in fear and they no longer had the courage to face the Israelites.

Circumcision and Passover at Gilgal

2 At that time the Lord said to Joshua, “Make flint knives and circumcise the Israelites again.” 

3 So Joshua made flint knives and circumcised the Israelites at Gibeath Haaraloth.

4 Now this is why he did so: All those who came out of Egypt—all the men of military age—died in the wilderness on the way after leaving Egypt. 

5 All the people that came out had been circumcised, but all the people born in the wilderness during the journey from Egypt had not. 

6 The Israelites had moved about in the wilderness forty years until all the men who were of military age when they left Egypt had died, since they had not obeyed the Lord. For the Lord had sworn to them that they would not see the land he had solemnly promised their ancestors to give us, a land flowing with milk and honey. 

7 So he raised up their sons in their place, and these were the ones Joshua circumcised. They were still uncircumcised because they had not been circumcised on the way. 

8 And after the whole nation had been circumcised, they remained where they were in camp until they were healed.

9 Then the Lord said to Joshua, “Today I have rolled away the reproach of Egypt from you.” So the place has been called Gilgal to this day.

10 On the evening of the fourteenth day of the month, while camped at Gilgal on the plains of Jericho, the Israelites celebrated the Passover. 

11 The day after the Passover, that very day, they ate some of the produce of the land: unleavened bread and roasted grain. 

12 The manna stopped the day after they ate this food from the land; there was no longer any manna for the Israelites, but that year they ate the produce of Canaan.

The Fall of Jericho

13 Now when Joshua was near Jericho, he looked up and saw a man standing in front of him with a drawn sword in his hand. Joshua went up to him and asked, “Are you for us or for our enemies?”

14 “Neither,” he replied, “but as commander of the army of the Lord I have now come.” Then Joshua fell facedown to the ground in reverence, and asked him, “What message does my Lord have for his servant?”

15 The commander of the Lord’s army replied, “Take off your sandals, for the place where you are standing is holy.” And Joshua did so.

[ms-mole-and-mustache-blog]

To cut that skin or not: Circumcision

To some this news might be an entirely uninteresting story. THREE residents of Lapu-Lapu City received P10,000 cash each for submitting themselves to a free circumcision despite their age. The recipients, ages 22, 25, and 28, got circumcised along with 927 others at Hoopsdome, Lapu-Lapu City on Thursday, July 27, 2023. They volunteered to be circumcised after Mayor Junard Chan posted on…

[melvingaines]

Live Stream Sunday School - October 27, 2024

Acts 16:1-15

[timothy-kang]

Walking with God—7 Keys from Tyler Merwin (vol.5)

1. God loves us. 2. Dirty things are evil thoughts, murder, adultery, sexual immorality, theft, false witness, and slander. 3. Emotions and passions come from the heart. 4. Circumcise your heart. 5. Be obedient to God. 6. Our Lord, Savior Jesus(Yeshua) 7. We will look forward to Messiah will remove our all pains and weakness.

[fishing-lesbian-catgirl]

Fine. I’m sorry. I said it, are you happy now? No?Well excuse me, but it’s not like it’s my fault that your foreskin got pinched in between my doll joints

[correctopinionhaver]

reblog to regrow the foreskin on one of your circumcised mutuals

[onpyre]

The whole Great Doors interview scene with Dylan is so layered.. I need to watch it again… foot in the door and portals and how Lumon makes doors in-house and how that’s hubris! (doors being portals through barriers, and how tightly Lumon controls those barriers.. or how tightly they think they control them)

The door prize joke being where the interview took a turn for Dylan, how this feels tied in some way to his innie’s fixation on perks.

And of course how Dylan answers the question about what sort of door he’d like to be with “pocket”:

Dylan: Well… you’re doing your door thing and then when you’re not needed you can just—

Mr. Saliba: Tuck yourself away.

Which is the crux of severance, isn’t it? And so ironic that Mr. Saliba gets it in that moment but then is not ok with Dylan being severed.

[dramatic-dolphin]

there was this hungarian story blog my friend in high school showed me that was a deliberate parody of those bad formulaic blogspot stories about an average teenage girl and her romantic drama. it was called "my swaggy life" and the main characters all had incredibly stupid names, and i think there was a part where the main girl fell into the danube and almost died and spent a whole chapter hallucinating in her hospital room.

anyways the blog was deleted/privated and is now lost forever even from search results. and i don't remember a single thing from it except for the aforementioned scene, and a chapter ending on the line "taksony menyhértet körülmetélték". which pops up in my head every so often. so. just thought i'd share.

[melvingaines]

Sunday School Live Stream

https://www.facebook.com/akronalliancefellowship/videos/1272387473918067 Asst. Pastor Melvin Gaines Acts 16:1-15

[villainous-homosexual]

My Pleasure

Danny was never fond of Chick fil A. He always heard about their rampant homophobia and conservative Christian politics. Danny considered himself liberal on most issues and his parents were atheists which means he wasn't circumcised. But today he was feeling extra hungry and decided to give it a shot.

He pulled up to the drive-thru and opened his car window. But before he could start ordering, a strong masculine voice began speaking.

"You are late for work, boy"

Danny was shocked by this. It was an unusual thing to say to a customer.

"You must be mistaken. I'm a custo..."

The masculine voice spoke again.

"SILENCE, BOY"

"Pull up to the employee parking and park your car. Then walk into the building."

Before Danny could protest he found himself mindlessly obeying the command.

"My pleasure, sir" he said in a dull tone of voice

Danny began panicking as he walk into the building. His body was acting against his will. But his mind was still conscious.

The second Danny walked through the door he was greeted by a stern muscular man in a grey polo shirt. His nametag had "General Manager" written on it.

"You are out of uniform" the man said

"Follow me into my office and I will suit you"

"My pleasure, sir" Danny said mindlessly

Danny's boss walk him into the manager's office and locked the door behind him. He then proceeded to undress Danny.

Danny stood there unable to move as his boss pulled off his civilian clothes and dressed him in proper a Chick fil A employee uniform. Danny's muscles began to grow and spasm as each article of clothing was placed on his body.

His chest muscles ballooned up and his abs became much more pronounced. As his boss dressed him he also felt his memories of civilian life slipping away. All those years of voting democrat and liberal beliefs were gone. Replaced by a new conservative Christian worldview.

His boss looked pleased now.

"That's my good boy. You look very dapper now."

He grabbed a nametag from his desk and clipped it onto Samuel's red polo uniform. The nametag read "Samuel- Assistant Manager"

"I'm glad I decided to add you to our growing family" Samuel's boss said

"I'm feeling rather hungry, sir" Samuel said

Samuel's boss handed him a white cup

"This is our signature peach milkshake. Our secret ingredient is what makes it so addictive." He said with a wink

"I don't understand, sir. What is the secret ingredient?"

Samuel's boss unzipped his pants to reveal a thick girthy circumcised penis. He then unzipped Samuel's pants to reveal a similar thick circumcised penis.

"We make the secret ingredient in our ballsacks. The reason we are closed on Sunday is so we can harvest the secret ingredient."

"So we worship the LORD by masturbating?" Asked Samuel

"Yes, my son. Jesus Christ himself blessed our cum. Now it is our duty as devout Christians to spread his blessing through our food."

Samuel felt a thrill run through his penis. He couldn't wait to start spreading the blessings of his LORD Jesus Christ.

The next day he was assigned to work the cash register. "Your pleasure is my pleasure"

[everypanelofkeigo]

Chapter 302 - The Wrong Way to Put Out a Fire, Part 2

[queerprayers]

all I can say is they invented the organ for a reason.

[preciouslittlewatcher]

I HAVE SEEN EMMDICK. SOMEONE DID IT. SOMEONE MADE A DICK MOD LOL

[cheerfullycatholic]

Because my nephew was just born and I'm interested,

I know that Catholics are Christian but since I'm most interested in opinions from Catholics specifically I decided to separate them. If you could and if your beliefs are under the very wide nonchristian umbrella, please share your religion or lack of in the tags! And please reblog for more reach! Thank you and no fighting!