#Chris argent teen wolf

[lunar-eclipse-tales]

Noah: Stiles is at that age where he only has one thing on his mind.

Chris: Boys?

Stiles: Homicide.

Peter: That’s my boy.

[shitpostingsterek]

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[itbeaheadcannon]

i've always just headcannoned that Stiles has keys, passkeys and codes to everyones stuff. you have a house key, car key, or something needing a code? Stiles has several copies on himself and hidden elsewhere.

like this dude has sticky fingers, and eyes everywhere. he's got the ability to get it into the sheriff's station, the school, hospital and vet. like if it's a mildly important place or is just slightly interesting, chances are high; he's got a key and code to get in

every time they try to change codes or keys, he has copies made a day later. no one is safe. no one.

people try to complain to the Sheriff, in the hopes he'll be able to stop him

he tells them all to suck it up.

while Stiles is the light of his life, he's also a feral gremlin,

the sheriff has been trying to keep him out of his stuff since he could walk

stiles also 100% has house and car keys to all of the pack

it drives argent insane that he can't keep him out

they've tried changing their stuff

it doesn't work

he also somehow got their passwords

(it wasn't hard, they're all stupid and have easy to guess passwords)

((besides Lydia and Danny))

[kymera219]

Me everytime a Teen Wolf anti pops into my feed 💅

[headcanonthings]

Chris: The McCall pack has a plan. Derek: Without Stiles and Lydia, McCall's pack has the collective intelligence of a pineapple.

[theking-mustdie]

how it feels to be a teen wolf fan in the year of our lord 2024

[incorrect-teenwolf-quotes]

Chris: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?

Stiles: Okay.

*later*

Derek: Stiles! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.

Chris, whispering: Deny everything.

Stiles, loudly: That isn't a chair.

[slimeyslimeyballsack]

[mxflora]

[omgtheywereawooomates]

Chris: You ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?

Stiles: Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing The Hat Man

Peter: I'm sorry, you see the wHO?

Stiles: Oooooh, this is not a safe space suddenly.

[jessmalia]

Mal's Teen Wolf rewatch: Fireflies (3x03)

[lunar-eclipse-tales]

Hello! 🫡 32 F she/her pronouns searching for 18+ literate/semi-literate/rapid fire rp partner for:

Teen Wolf m/m Chris Argent and Peter Hale pairing. Ship: Petopher. Searching for someone to specifically play Chris Argent while I play Peter Hale.

A little about me: I’ve been rping since I was 13. I’m ok with pretty much anything when it comes to rping and we can discuss this beforehand to go into more details. I rp on discord and like to set up servers for us so we can have things organized. I want a partner I can have a friendship with where we can talk and get to know each other and send pictures back and forth of inspo or even if we just like them. I want someone I can squeal and cry with over our babies.

Looking for someone ok with rping NSFW, BDSM, angst, hurt, drama, domesticity, and fluff. I would like NSFW/Spicy themed with a plot. Preferably with Chris being the dominant one and Peter being the submissive. Something about a wolf submitting to a hunter just gets me. Like Chris calling him Pup. 🤌🏻 Peter fighting submitting to him and Chris has to put him in his place. 🤌🏻 More dominant submissive type relationship with some angst thrown in there. I am ok rping all over the spectrum when it comes to kinks that range from common to taboo so we can discuss that in private.

Please message me on here or add me on discord @the.Cheshire.collective and we can discuss things! 🖤

[blue-hair-and-angels]

teen wolf shitposts for @domesticated-feral for @teenwolfholidayfest

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Chris: I have a gun, so do as I say and no one gets hurt. Stiles: And I have a death wish, so I’m going to do what I want. Derek: STILES, NO! (source)

[deanwinchestersversion]

this sequence is so funny

[haletostilinski]

Best Teen Wolf Ship: Round 5

Annddd that's it! The last of the 8 ships that are left. This is getting down to the wire now, with some true ship battles happening here. We've got some hard ones in this round! Good luck and enjoy the rest of the 5th round! Next week, the winners of this fifth round will move onto the 6th round, the semi-final round, where there will only be 4 ships left to battle it out. See y'all then!