#Chris argent

[iamaslutforjatp]

Omg, I love the og post as is, as a Sterek post, but also it immediately made me think of Peter in the fic I'm working on! The Peter in my fic is demiromantic, and the only 3 people he's ever been romantically interested in had to 'match his geek' first. They're the only people who have ever matched his energy and nerded out with him over supernatural research, folktales, myths, legends, etc. It just, it feels so fitting for him 😄

Stiles: You want me, Hale? Then come get me.

[mystic-after-dark]

Thinking about how Peter fucks stiles fast and rough. He makes every part of his cute little body shake till he’s babbling nonsense and then he just goes harder

Chris on the other hand, fucks stiles so slow he cries. Because it’s so slow, and teasing and he’s so sensitive and Chris is so big that every little brush of Chris’s cock is hitting his prostate and he just needs more

Sometimes they take turns fucking him and the changes are so stark they make his silly human brain spin <3

[shitpostingsterek]

credit

[headcanonthings]

Chris: The McCall pack has a plan. Derek: Without Stiles and Lydia, McCall's pack has the collective intelligence of a pineapple.

[kymera219]

Me everytime a Teen Wolf anti pops into my feed 💅

[itbeaheadcannon]

i've always just headcannoned that Stiles has keys, passkeys and codes to everyones stuff. you have a house key, car key, or something needing a code? Stiles has several copies on himself and hidden elsewhere.

like this dude has sticky fingers, and eyes everywhere. he's got the ability to get it into the sheriff's station, the school, hospital and vet. like if it's a mildly important place or is just slightly interesting, chances are high; he's got a key and code to get in

every time they try to change codes or keys, he has copies made a day later. no one is safe. no one.

people try to complain to the Sheriff, in the hopes he'll be able to stop him

he tells them all to suck it up.

while Stiles is the light of his life, he's also a feral gremlin,

the sheriff has been trying to keep him out of his stuff since he could walk

stiles also 100% has house and car keys to all of the pack

it drives argent insane that he can't keep him out

they've tried changing their stuff

it doesn't work

he also somehow got their passwords

(it wasn't hard, they're all stupid and have easy to guess passwords)

((besides Lydia and Danny))

[theking-mustdie]

how it feels to be a teen wolf fan in the year of our lord 2024

[slimeyslimeyballsack]

[incorrect-teenwolf-quotes]

Chris: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?

Stiles: Okay.

*later*

Derek: Stiles! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.

Chris, whispering: Deny everything.

Stiles, loudly: That isn't a chair.

[mxflora]

[sototallynormaliswear]

yeah anyway part of the reason that season 2 felt so weird to me is the insistence that the hunters and werewolves of beacon hills are going to war when its AT BEST six werewolves and a stiles (three of which turned for less then two months, another just back from the dead) against 30+ fully trained professional hunters?? not really a war there guys. pretty. pretty one sided actually.

and they were "going to war" over a woman who has been publicly proven to have murdered a family of eleven people, including KIDS, by trapping and burning them alive? who was killed?? by a guy who's family she murdered??? and now HES dead????

like. this season wants you to see Derek as at least a minor antagonist. but his competition is a stalker that kills like ten people and a GUY WITH A SWORD DEDICATED TO CUTTING WEREWOLVES IN HALF. GERARDS INTRO SCENE IS LITERALKY HUM TELLING HUNTERS TO KILL EVERY SINGLE WEREWOLF POSSIBLE NO MATTER HOW HARMLESS. YOU CANNOT TELL ME HES EVEN XLOSE TO A GUY WHOS MAIN CRIME IS STANDING OMNIOUSLY

anyway. I do not care for the Argent family. or the way this season tries to make this a two sided conflict when it very much is not.

[myrandomteenwolfbullshit]

Gerard: We have your son. Peter: I don’t have a son. Gerard: you are labeled Daddy in his phone? Peter: oh, Stiles! My condolences. Please try to die quickly, his dinner's almost ready. Gerard: Wait, then what's your actual dad saved as? Stiles, whistling: Sheriff *Sound of sirens, police open up!*  Noah : Stiles why am I saved as Sheriff Dilf-inski in your phone? Stiles :.....that's not my phone  Chris : Oops my bad, grabbed the wrong phone

@kymera219

[shipping-world1994]

Peter: [during the final battle] Christopher Argent, do you take me to be your husband?

Chris: I do.

Peter: Great!

[more fighting]

Chris: Peter Hale, do you take me to be your husband, in sickness and in health, with health being less likely?

Peter: I do.

[more fighting]

Sheriff: As Sheriff, I now pronounce you...

[interrupted by fighting]

Sheriff: You may kiss...

[more fighting]

Sheriff: ...You may kiss...

[more fighting]

Sheriff: ...JUST KISS!

[marvelsgirl616]

♡— petopher // sterek — ♡

[omgtheywereawooomates]

Chris: You ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?

Stiles: Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing The Hat Man

Peter: I'm sorry, you see the wHO?

Stiles: Oooooh, this is not a safe space suddenly.

[jessmalia]

Mal's Teen Wolf rewatch: Fireflies (3x03)