#source: kymera219

[myrandomteenwolfbullshit]

Gerard: We have your son. Peter: I don’t have a son. Gerard: you are labeled Daddy in his phone? Peter: oh, Stiles! My condolences. Please try to die quickly, his dinner's almost ready. Gerard: Wait, then what's your actual dad saved as? Stiles, whistling: Sheriff *Sound of sirens, police open up!*  Noah : Stiles why am I saved as Sheriff Dilf-inski in your phone? Stiles :.....that's not my phone  Chris : Oops my bad, grabbed the wrong phone

@kymera219

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Eli: Tell me the story of how I was born  Stiles : Well you see, it all began with a dancing Jeep  Derek : Stiles, NO!

Source: @kymera219

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Picture Perfect

by Kymera219

For the Day 16 prompt "Christmas shopping" in the Twitter Holiday Challenge

Steve asks Natasha to help him get the perfect gift for Tony

Words: 985, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 11 of MCU Holiday Challenge

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Avengers Assemble (Cartoon), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M, Multi

Characters: Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Clint Barton, Bruce Banner, Avengers Team, Thor (Marvel), Loki (Marvel), Pepper Potts, Happy Hogan, James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Maria Stark

Relationships: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, Steve Rogers & Natasha Romanov, Happy Hogan/Pepper Potts/James "Rhodey" Rhodes

Additional Tags: Holiday Writing Challenge, Christmas Party, Christmas Shopping, Christmas Presents, Ceiling Vent Clint Barton, Team as Family, Tony Stark Needs a Hug, Artist Steve Rogers

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/35898016

[myrandomteenwolfbullshit]

Stiles, nervous  : Hey Peter, you know how you sent me out for wine for dinner? Peter : Obviously, you can't enjoy steak without it.....why? Stiles, pulls fluffy kitten out of his bag : Meet Merlot  Peter : Well let's hope Merlot has better tastes in culinary cuisine than I do boyfriends 

Source: @kymera219

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Scott: What does it mean when Liam's flirting with Theo and he's just crying and holding up a crucifix? Stiles: Means Liams bright idea of proposing at a haunted house with an alleged portal to hell didn't go over too good

source: @kymera219

[myrandomteenwolfbullshit]

or alternately: Stiles; a little drunk: I bet I could take Peter in his beta form. Scott: In a fight, right? Stiles: ... Scott, more devastated: _In a fight_, right, Stiles? Peter, in the corner: * visibly perking up with interest * Source: @takaraphoenix Later: Scott : OMG WHY ARE YOU TWO NAKED Stiles : We had that fight Peter, smug : I won Source @kymera219

Stiles; a little drunk: I bet I could take Peter in his beta form.

Peter: You’d never best me in a fight!

Stiles: What fight?

[myrandomteenwolfbullshit]

Theo and Liam: Having a Staring contest Liam : I'm gonna win this easily Theo : Really? How? Liam : Blink if you love me Theo : immediately starts blinking rapidly YOU'RE EVIL

source: @kymera219

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Steve Rogers and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Snow Day

by Kymera219

For the Day 3 prompt "Snow" in the Twitter Holiday Challenge

 Snow is one of the few things Steve Rogers actually hates....so naturally he gets stuck dealing with it on a mission.

Words: 848, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 7 of MCU Holiday Challenge

Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Avengers Assemble (Cartoon), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Clint Barton, Avengers Team, Thor (Marvel), Hulk (Marvel), Victor von Doom

Relationships: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark

Additional Tags: Holiday Writing Challenge, Snow, Steve Rogers Has PTSD, Doombots (Marvel), Steve Rogers Needs a Hug, Protective Tony Stark, Sharing Body Heat

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/35701048

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Operation: Hookup Dad

by Kymera219

For the Day 20 prompt "Ski Resort /skiing" in the Twitter Holiday Challenge

 Peter enlists some aid to finally get his Dad and Steve to get a clue

Words: 2076, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 20 of MCU Holiday Challenge

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Thor (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Peter Parker, Loki (Marvel), Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Jarvis (Iron Man movies), Bruce Banner, Clint Barton, Thor (Marvel), Stephen Strange

Relationships: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, Loki/Natasha Romanov, Bruce Banner/Thor, Hulk/Thor

Additional Tags: Holiday Writing Challenge, Skiing, Mutual Pining, Idiots in Love, Peter Parker is Tony Stark's Biological Child, Mama Loki, Natasha Romanov Is a Good Bro, Implied Sexual Content, Bisexual Steve Rogers, Getting Together, Canon Divergence - Avengers (2012)

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/36803641

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The Star-Spangled Birthday Man (For Whom Tony Has a Plan)

by Kymera219

Tony has a surprise gift for his favorite Star-Spangled Birthday boy

Words: 1056, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Avengers Assemble (Cartoon), Marvel Cinematic Universe

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Clint Barton, Friday (Marvel), Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Thor (Marvel), Sarah Rogers (Marvel)

Relationships: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, Clint Barton & Tony Stark, Clint Barton & Steve Rogers

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Not Captain America: Civil War (Movie) Compliant, Everyone Is Alive, Domestic Fluff, Ceiling Vent Clint Barton, Birthday, Fourth of July, Clint Barton Is a Good Bro, Don't eat Nats food

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/32357140

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Love & Murder Make Strange Bedfellows(Unless Your Valentine is Chaos)

by Kymera219

Loki's idea of a Valentines Day gift is a little more intense than Tony's used to

Words: 1227, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Loki (Marvel), Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Wanda Maximoff, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), James "Bucky" Barnes, Clint Barton, Scott Lang, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Thor (Marvel), Bruce Banner, Guardians of the Galaxy Team

Relationships: Loki/Tony Stark, past Steve Rogers/Tony Stark - Relationship

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Post-Captain America: Civil War (Movie), Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Not Steve Rogers Friendly, Not Natasha Romanov Friendly, not wanda maximoff friendly, Not Sam Wilson Friendly, not bucky barnes friendly, Not Clint Barton Friendly, Not Scott Lang friendly, Dark Loki (Marvel), Dark Thor (Marvel), Dubious Morality, BAMF Tony Stark, BAMF Loki (Marvel), Valentine's Day, Murder Husbands, Blood and Gore

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/29453820

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Edward Teach, Wed on a Beach

by Kymera219

Ed and Stede decide to tie more than just a sailor's knot

 My piece for the Spring Tides Zine

Words: 1311, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet, Izzy, Blackbeard's Crew (Our Flag Means Death), Jim Jimenez, Lucius Spriggs

Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet

Additional Tags: Pirates, Wedding Fluff, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Loves Stede Bonnet, Izzy the Wedding planner, Jim's Nana - Freeform, Stede Bonnet Loves Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Lucius is the voice of reason once again, Spring Tides Zine, Historical Inaccuracy, Idiots in Love

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/43358754

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Sunshine and Snow

by Kymera219

For the Day 4 prompt "mittens/scarves /stockings" in the Twitter Holiday Challenge

Sam discovers a secret about Bucky that changes their lives forever

Art by @ilitiaforever

Words: 3432, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of MCU Holiday Challenge

Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Sam Wilson (Marvel), James "Bucky" Barnes, Sarah Wilson (Marvel), Cass Wilson, AJ Wilson, Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Original Characters, Original Child Character(s), Dora Milaje, Shuri (Marvel)

Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Sam Wilson, Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, James "Bucky" Barnes & Sarah Wilson

Additional Tags: Holidays, Stockings, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Mating Bond, Mpreg, Fertility Issues, Morgan is Steve and Tony's daughter, Protective Sarah Wilson (Marvel), Bucky Barnes Feels, Alpha Sam Wilson, Omega Bucky Barnes, Alpha Steve Rogers, Omega Tony Stark

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/35538217

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Tofurky, Booze, and Lemon Meringue Blues

by Kymera219

For the prompt "Tradition" in the thorki Discord server.

 Loki and Thor host their first Thanksgiving dinner.

Naturally shenanigans ensue.

Words: 3415, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Loki (TV 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M, M/M, Multi

Characters: Loki (Marvel), Thor (Marvel), Heimdall (Marvel), Tony Stark, Brunnhilde | Valkyrie (Marvel), Steve Rogers, Wanda Maximoff, Clint Barton, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Hulk (Marvel), Bruce Banner, Korg of Krona, Miek (Marvel), Peter Parker, Stephen Strange

Relationships: Loki/Thor (Marvel), Bruce Banner/Brunnhilde | Valkyrie, Tony Stark/Stephen Strange, past Tony Stark/Steve Rogers, Heimdall/Sam Wilson (Marvel)

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Fluff and Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Thanksgiving Dinner, Pregnancy, Implied Mpreg, Intersex Loki (Marvel), Civil War Team Iron Man, not team Cap friendly

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/35192257

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Tofurky, Booze, and Lemon Meringue Blues

by Kymera219

For the prompt "Tradition" in the thorki Discord server.

 Loki and Thor host their first Thanksgiving dinner.

Naturally shenanigans ensue.

Words: 3415, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Loki (TV 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M, M/M, Multi

Characters: Loki (Marvel), Thor (Marvel), Heimdall (Marvel), Tony Stark, Brunnhilde | Valkyrie (Marvel), Steve Rogers, Wanda Maximoff, Clint Barton, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Hulk (Marvel), Bruce Banner, Korg of Krona, Miek (Marvel), Peter Parker, Stephen Strange

Relationships: Loki/Thor (Marvel), Bruce Banner/Brunnhilde | Valkyrie, Tony Stark/Stephen Strange, past Tony Stark/Steve Rogers, Heimdall/Sam Wilson (Marvel)

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Fluff and Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Thanksgiving Dinner, Pregnancy, Implied Mpreg, Intersex Loki (Marvel), Civil War Team Iron Man, not team Cap friendly

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/35192257

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Secrets in the Mist

by Kymera219

Thor, his brother Tony, and niece Morgan moved to the sleepy town of António Bay for a quiet life. That all changes the night Thor picks up a hitchhiking artist named Loki.

Secrets will be revealed and a mysterious force will threaten to destroy everyone in its path.

Words: 1642, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Fog (1980)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Gen, M/M

Characters: Thor (Marvel), Loki (Marvel), Tony Stark, Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Darcy Lewis, Bruce Banner, Other Character Tags to Be Added

Relationships: Loki/Thor (Marvel), Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, Tony Stark & Thor, Loki & Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Bruce Banner & Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe), Loki & Tony Stark & Thor, Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe) & Thor

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Horror, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - No Powers, The Fog(1980), Crossovers & Fandom Fusions, Pirates, Ghosts, Hitchhiking, Murder Mystery, Other Additional Tags to Be Added

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/31342583