#Chris Kelso

[piperslovebot]

Full name: Christopher Michelangelo Kelso

Nicknames: Chris (by everyone), Dorksicle, Nerd (by Casey), Honey (by Celia)

Gender: Male

Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual

Birth Place: Point Place, Wisconsin

Birthday: February 12, 1962 (age 33)

Occupation: Bar Owner

Family: Brooke Rockwell (sister in law), Jay Kelso (nephew), Betsy Kelso (niece), John Kelso (father), Eliza Kelso (mother), Casey Kelso (oldest brother), Michael Kelso (older brother), Alexandra Kelso (youngest sister), Elaina Kelso (younger sister), Betsy (grandmother), Sully (cousin), Carolyn Rockwell (mother in law), Kristie Forman (honorary niece), Leia Forman (honorary niece), Layla Kelso (daughter)

Romances: Celia Stearwater (wife)

Friends: TBD

Enemies: TBD

First Appearance: TBD

Last Appearance: TBD, TBD

[dlsreviews]

NEW REVIEW: Chris Kelso - The Black Dog Eats The City (2014)

Next up on DLS Reviews we have a full dissection of the 2022 rerelease of Chris Kelso’s ‘The Black Dog Eats The City’ (2014). “It's a bastard of an evocative novel, drenched in nihilism and a depressing disposition for the surrender of the human soul. Or at least the compassionate decency that was once within it.” https://www.dlsreviews.com/the-black-dog-eats-the-city.php

[loriiisstuff]

MY PLAYLISTS

𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞��𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 :)

𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐘 𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐋𝐘𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐀𝐍𝐒

Percy Jackson

Annabeth Chase

Grover Underwood

Luke Castellan

Clairsse La Rue

Chris Rodriguez

𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝟕𝟎𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖

Eric Forman

Micheal Kelso

Steven Hyde

Donna Pinciotti

Fez

Jackie Burkhart

[butterflies-fly-forever]

Scrubs is my favourite tv show but since my nan passed away last year I haven’t been able to face watching it. I’ve finally started rewatching, got to My Old Lady and sobbed my heart out 😭

[mikelogan]

Still, I also know that I wouldn't want to have to make any of the decisions that he makes. But when all is said and done, I like to think he does care a little. Even if he's too proud to show it.

[noisyexpertobject]

Rolling Reflections: Till the Very End

I used to skate in my younger life, performing tricks on unlikely urban obstacles—for fun. To commemorate the 20th anniversary of a skate video which I performed in, I reflected deeply on life lessons learned from those experiences.

We all have a time in our life that we refer to as the “back then” chapter. Whenever this sepia-toned chapter occurs for us, it represents all that is good, simple, and innocent about our past. We return to it occasionally for renewal: a nostalgic revisiting of who we once were in addition to a hopeful reminder of who we can still be. My “back then” chapter took place in my mid to late…

[multifandom-exe]

Characters i write for!

These are the characters i write fan-fiction for! I'm forgetful so if you don't see a character mentioned here, don't hesitate to drop a request anyway! Please drop requests! This may Get updated in the future

Actors

I write for any actors of the characters listed aswell!

MCU

Bucky Barnes

Sam Wilson

Steve Rogers

Natasha Romanoff

Tony Stark

Peter Parker

Thor Odinson

Loki Laufeyson

Wanda Maximoff

Pietro Maximoff

Bruce Banner

Clint Barton

Maria Hill

Nick Fury

Criminal Minds

Spencer Reid

Derek Morgan

Aaron Hotchner

Emily Prentiss

Jennifer Jareau

Penelope Garcia

David Rossi

NCIS

Leroy Jethro Gibbs

Tony Dinozzo

Kate Todd

Ziva David

Timothy Mcgee

Abby Sciuto

Jimmy Palmer

Donald Mallard (Ducky)

Harry potter

Golden Era

Harry Potter

Hermione Granger

Ron Weasley

Draco Malfoy

Blaise Zambini

Fred Weasley

George Weasley

Oliver Wood

Cedric Diggory

Marauders Era

Remus Lupin

Sirius Black

James potter

Lily Evans

Severus Snape

House MD

Gregory House

James Wilson

Lisa Cuddy

Stacey Warner

Alison Cameron

Robert Chase

Eric Foreman

Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley

Laurence Kutner

UK Youtubers

Will Lenney

Arthur Television

James marriot

George Memeulous

George Clarke

Chris MD

Arthur Hill

Italian Bach

The Walking Dead

Rick Grimes

Lori Grimes

Carl Grimes

Shane Walsh

Daryl Dixon

Glenn Rhee

Maggie Greene

Beth Greene

Michonne

Dexter

Decter Morgan

Debra Morgan

James Doakes

Angel Baptista

Rita Bennet

Brian Moser

Frank Lundy

Sherlock

Sherlock Holmes

Mycroft Holmes

Jim Moriarty

John Watson

Euphoria

Rue Bennett

Jules Vaughn

Fezco

Lexi Howard

Maddie Perez

Kat Hernandez

Doctor Who

9th Doctor

Rose Tyler

10th Doctor

Donna Noble

11th Doctor

Amy Pond

That 70s show

Steven Hyde

Micheal Kelso

Jackie Burkhart

Donna Pinciotti

Eric Foreman

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And anybody else you may like!

I have no specific rules on requesting, just the character, a prompt if you have one, and a little description

Find my masterlist here

[einsteinsugly]

Ye Olde TV Shows: What The Gang Likes, According to Me.

Boy Meets World: Eric, Eric, Eric.

Cheers, Frasier: Donna and Eric.

Dawson's Creek: Probably Jackie.

Everybody Hates Chris: Eric, maybe Hyde.

Everybody Loves Raymond: Donna.

Freaks and Geeks: Hyde and Eric, maybe Donna.

Friends: All of them. :)

Gilmore Girls: Donna, and occasionally, Jackie.

Gossip Girl: Jackie.

Law and Order: SVU: Donna.

Miami Vice: Kelso and Fez.

Seinfeld: Eric and Donna.

Sex and the City: Jackie. Jackie watches Law and Order: SVU with Donna, if Donna watches Sex and the City with her.

Smallville: Eric.

Spiderman: The Animated Series: Eric and Kelso.

The Office: Eric, Hyde, Donna, and Kelso. Aka, the original four.

The Sopranos: Hyde.

The Wonder Years: Eric, Eric, Eric.

Twin Peaks: Jackie and Hyde.

Who's The Boss: Jackie.

*****

Any suggestions? @nikkiruncks, @tht70sblog, @scaponigifs, @winnie-the-monster, etc? :)

[xenopoem]

Official Report on The Intransitionalist Chronotopologies of Kenji Siratori (TRS 109)

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE INEFFABLE FOREST

Official Report on The Intransitionalist Chronotopologies of Kenji Siratori: Appendix 8.2.3 is a xenopoetic data/dada anthology that documents the activities of the artist collective The Ministry of Transrational Research into Anastrophic Manifolds. The anthology results from an experimental approach to impersonal literary composition. Similar to surrealist definitions, but on the scale of a technical document, members of the Ministry—poets, musicians, novelists, painters, curators, artists, scientists, philosophers, and physicians—were asked to offer a microfiction, poem, essay, fictional citation, or computer code, in the form of a footnote or annotation to a glitch-generated novel by iconoclastic Japanese artist Kenji Siratori; however, each participant wrote their contribution without any access to or knowledge about the nature of Siratori’s source text. After collecting the contributions, the “footnotes” were each algorithmically linked to an arbitrary word from Siratori’s novel. The result is a work of xenopoetic emergence: a beautifully absurd, alien document scintillating with strange potency. Bringing together algorithmically and AI-generated electronic literature with analogue collage and traditional modes of literary composition, the Ministry refuses to commit solely to digital, automated, or analogue art and instead seeks technological mutualism and a radically alien future for the arts. Accompanied by a groundbreaking original score by electro-acoustic duo Wormwood, the anthology offers the radical defamiliarization and weird worlds of science fiction, but now the strangeness bites back on the level form. Readers should expect to discover strange portals from which new ways of thinking, feeling, and being emerge. A conceptual and experimental anthology, Official Report on The Intransitionalist Chronotopologies of Kenji Siratori inaugurates collective xenopoetic writing and the conceit that the future of art will consist of impersonal acts of material emergence, not personal expression. Consume with caution.

AUTHORS AND CONTRIBUTORS Rosaire Appel, Louis Armand, David Barrick, Gary Barwin, Steve Beard, Gregory Betts, Christian Bök, Mike Bonsall, Peter Bouscheljong, Maria Chenut, Shane Jesse Christmas, Roy Christopher, Tabasco “Ralph” Contra, Mike Corrao, R.J. Dent, Paul Di Filippo, Zak Ferguson, Colin Herrick, S.C. Hickman, Maxwell Hyatt, Justin Isis, Andrew Joron, Chris Kelso, Phillip Klingler, Adam Lovasz, Daniel Lukes , Ania Malinowska, Claudia Manley, Ryota Matsumoto, Michael Mc Aloran, Andrew McLuhan, Jeff Noon, Jim Osman, Suarjan Prasai, Tom Prime , David Leo Rice, Virgilio Rivas, David Roden, B.R. Yeager, Andrej Shakowski , Aaron Schneider, Gary J. Shipley, Kenji Siratori , Sean Smith, Kristine Snodgrass, Sean Sokolov, Alan Sondheim, Simon Spiegel, Henry Adam Svec, Jeff VanderMeer, R.G. Vasicek, Andrew C. Wenaus, William Wenaus, Eileen Wennekers, Christina Marie Willatt, Saywrane Alfonso Williams, D. Harlan Wilson, Andrew Wilt

early September release

[piperslovebot]

Celia and Chris’ bedroom

[dlsreviews]

NEW REVIEW: Chris Kelso - On Melting (2024)

This kinda feels like a dissection of a dissection. DLS Reviews gets its scalpels out on Chris Kelso’s new book of essays. It’s all about the opposition to the body – ‘On Melting’ (2024)…

[ulkaralakbarova]

The adventures of two amiably aimless metal-head friends, Wayne and Garth. From Wayne’s basement, the pair broadcast a talk-show called “Wayne’s World” on local public access television. The show comes to the attention of a sleazy network executive who wants to produce a big-budget version of “Wayne’s World”—and he also wants Wayne’s girlfriend, a rock singer named Cassandra. Wayne and Garth have to battle the executive not only to save their show, but also Cassandra. Credits: TheMovieDb. Film Cast: Wayne Campbell: Mike Myers Garth Algar: Dana Carvey Benjamin Kane: Rob Lowe Cassandra: Tia Carrere Stacy: Lara Flynn Boyle Dreamwoman: Donna Dixon Security Guard: Chris Farley Noah Vanderhoff: Brian Doyle-Murray Alan: Michael DeLuise Tiny: Meat Loaf Bad Cop / T-1000: Robert Patrick Alice Cooper: Alice Cooper Glen: Ed O’Neill Mrs. Vanderhoff: Colleen Camp Terry: Lee Tergesen Russell Finley: Kurt Fuller Davy: Mike Hagerty Ron Paxton: Charles Noland Elyse: Ione Skye Frankie Sharp: Frank DiLeo Waitress: Robin Ruzan Officer Koharski: Frederick Coffin Old Man Withers: Carmen Filpi Film Crew: Original Music Composer: J. Peter Robinson Screenplay: Mike Myers Executive Producer: Hawk Koch Director of Photography: Theo van de Sande Director: Penelope Spheeris Producer: Lorne Michaels Editor: Malcolm Campbell Stunts: Hannah Kozak Stunts: Alisa Christensen Associate Producer: Dinah Minot Associate Producer: Barnaby Thompson Screenplay: Bonnie Turner Screenplay: Terry Turner Casting: Glenn Daniels Production Design: Gregg Fonseca Second Unit Director: Allan Graf First Assistant Director: John Hockridge Second Assistant Director: Joseph J. Kontra Set Decoration: Jay Hart Camera Operator: Martin Schaer “B” Camera Operator: David Hennings First Assistant Camera: Henry Tirl First Assistant “B” Camera: Peter Mercurio Steadicam Operator: Elizabeth Ziegler Script Supervisor: Adell Aldrich Sound Mixer: Tom Nelson Boom Operator: Jerome R. Vitucci Additional Editor: Earl Ghaffari Assistant Editor: Ralph O. Sepulveda Jr. Assistant Editor: Ann Trulove Assistant Editor: Brion McIntosh Supervising Sound Editor: John Benson Sound Effects Editor: Beth Sterner Sound Effects Editor: Joseph A. Ippolito Sound Effects Editor: Frank Howard Dialogue Editor: Michael Magill Dialogue Editor: Simon Coke Dialogue Editor: Bob Newlan Supervising ADR Editor: Allen Hartz Foley Supervisor: Pamela Bentkowski Assistant Sound Editor: Carolina Beroza Assistant Sound Editor: Thomas W. Small Foley Artist: Ken Dufva Foley Artist: David Lee Fein Foley Mixer: Greg Curda ADR Mixer: Bob Baron ADR Voice Casting: Barbara Harris Sound Re-Recording Mixer: Andy Nelson Sound Re-Recording Mixer: Steve Pederson Sound Re-Recording Mixer: Tom Perry Music Supervisor: Maureen Crowe Supervising Music Editor: Steve Mccroskey Set Designer: Lisette Thomas Set Designer: Gae S. Buckley Special Effects Makeup Artist: Thomas R. Burman Special Effects Makeup Artist: Bari Dreiband-Burman Makeup Artist: Courtney Carell Makeup Artist: Mel Berns Jr. Hairstylist: Kathrine Gordon Hairstylist: Barbara Lorenz Hairstylist: Carol Meikle Costume Supervisor: Pat Tonnema Costumer: Janet Sobel Costumer: Kimberly Guenther Durkin Location Manager: Ned R. Shapiro Assistant Location Manager: Serena Baker Second Second Assistant Director: John G. Scotti Property Master: Kirk Corwin Assistant Property Master: Peter A. Tullo Assistant Property Master: Jim Stubblefield Leadman: Robert Lucas Special Effects Coordinator: Tony Vandenecker Chief Lighting Technician: Jono Kouzouyan Production Office Coordinator: Lynne White Unit Publicist: Tony Angelotti Still Photographer: Suzanne Tenner Craft Service: Vartan Chakarian Transportation Coordinator: James Thornsberry Color Timer: David Bryden Negative Cutter: Theresa Repola Mohammed Title Designer: Dan Curry Second Unit Director of Photography: Robert M. Stevens Stunts: Tony Brubaker Stunt Double: Steve Kelso Movie Reviews: tmdb15435519: I wish I could dress the exact same every day and still be cool.

[beausling]

the big masterlist

FICTIONAL CHARACTERS

˗ˏˋSUPERNATURAL´ˎ˗

꩜ dean winchester

꩜ sam winchester

꩜ castiel

˗ˏˋMARVEL´ˎ˗

꩜ sam wilson

꩜ bucky barnes

garden

꩜ steve rogers

˗ˏˋTHE BOYS´ˎ˗

꩜ marvin milk

꩜ billy butcher

꩜ hughie campbell

꩜ frenchie

꩜ soldier boy

˗ˏˋTHE WALKING DEAD´ˎ˗

꩜ glenn rhee

꩜ rick grimes

꩜ carl grimes

꩜ daryl dixon

˗ˏˋSONS OF ANARCHY´ˎ˗

꩜ jax teller

꩜ opie winston

꩜ chibs telford

꩜ tig trager

꩜ juice ortiz

꩜ happy lowman

꩜ half-sack epps

˗ˏˋGREYSVERSE´ˎ˗

꩜ mark sloan

꩜ derek shepherd

꩜ alex karev

꩜ travis montgomery

꩜ jack gibson

꩜ dean miller

꩜ theo ruiz

˗ˏˋ911VERSE´ˎ˗

꩜ evan buckley

꩜ paul strickland

꩜ carlos strand-reyes

꩜ tk strand-reyes

˗ˏˋSCREAMTV´ˎ˗

꩜ jake fitzgerald

꩜ will belmont

꩜ noah foster

꩜ eli hudson

˗ˏˋOUTER BANKS´ˎ˗

꩜ pope heyward

꩜ jj maybank

꩜ rafe cameron

˗ˏˋT70SVERSE´ˎ˗

꩜ michael kelso

꩜ steven hyde

꩜ jay kelso

˗ˏˋ13 REASONS WHY´ˎ˗

꩜ justin foley

꩜ clay jensen

꩜ zach dempsey

꩜ alex standall

˗ˏˋTHE SOCIETY´ˎ˗

꩜ grizz visser

꩜ sam eliot

꩜ harry bingham

˗ˏˋGILMORE GIRLS´ˎ˗

꩜ dean forester

꩜ jess mariano

꩜ tristan dugray

꩜ dave rygalski

REAL PEOPLE

˗ˏˋGREY 59´ˎ˗

꩜ ruby da cherry

꩜ scrim

꩜ night lovell

꩜ max beck

˗ˏˋSTURNIOLO TRIPLETS´ˎ˗

꩜ matt

꩜ chris

꩜ nick

˗ˏˋMISC´ˎ˗

꩜ jensen ackles + other characters

being jackles’ controversially young!gf (insta au)

꩜ anthony mackie

꩜ karl urban

꩜ charlie hunnam

꩜ oliver stark

꩜ rudy pankow

꩜ drew starkey

꩜ mace coronel

꩜ dylan minnette

these are all the characters and people that i’ve written for, or plan to write/create bots for in the future. you can request anything for these characters or people, or any others, be it platonic or otherwise, at any time and i will try to get to them as soon as i can. there are some characters/people i will not write for.

[xxxmasterkali]

Scrubs x Kingdom Hearts

Sora is a medical intern, learning the ropes of medicine along with his friends & co workers; Kairi & Riku. He is navigating the ups and downs of working in a hospital, while escaping to the fantasies in his head.

Cast Sora - John "JD" Dorian Kairi - Elliot Reid Riku - Chris Turk Namine - Carla Espinoza Terra - Dr. Perry Cox Axel - The Janitor Master Xehanort - Dr. Bob Kelso Aqua - Jordan Sullivan Ventus - Ted Buckland Roxas - The Todd & other misc. characters Xion - Laverne Roberts & other misc. characters

My thoughts & opinions on Scrubs; I love Scrubs for it's humor, while at the same time showing real life examples of friendship, romance, & working in a hospital. Scrubs is actually the most medically accurate TV show out there, despite it's crazy humor. Why I decided to do a Kingdom Hearts version? No specific reason really, other than it's funny & I thought it would be funny to set them in this environment. Tbh, I do love JD & Elliot, they are one of my favorite TV couples, however, I can't stand the way their relationship was handled throughout the series. It's really infuriating. I might make some changes because it's gonna piss me off writing Sora & Kairi like JD & Elliot.

Episode One: My First Day Episode Two: My Best Friend's Mistake Episode Three: My Drug Buddy Episode Four: My Bed Banter & Beyond

[mikelogan]

As far as Bob Kelso goes, I know some of the good things he does are for the wrong reasons.

[nyctophilia-aesthetic]

“But eventually, we will make it home to safety and comfort—if we stick to the path. If we follow the known route. However, our desire to shed the nights’ skin can often leave us apprehensive and agitated. I am beckoned by the darkness of an alleyway. I step over all manner of detritus, over obese sleeping shadows and pillars of my fear. Will I ever return to comfort? And do I even care…?” Chris Kelso https://www.instagram.com/p/Cl8v0D4vZpN/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=