#Chill out dudes.

[froggy-1988]

Red Flags are Flying

I’ve come down to just blocking very pushy people who want ‘tall Varian’ content - let me be clear, totally fine for people to headcannon Varian as being tall - boy has definitely got tall genes. Bombarding people you’ve not interacted with before with loads of messages about how they all should agree with you is just not cool. 

I honestly do not care about people’s height - I come from a tall family, all the men are six foot six, it has it’s pluses like always having somebody around to get things off the top shelves at supermarkets and draw backs like the fact that growing up every single mirror was out of my reach and I had to jump up and down or stand on tiptoes to see my reflection.

The biggest thing is - i’m actually a little taller than my husband. He is shorter than average at five foot four, and guess what - I find him super attractive and sexy - especially as he’s not in the slightest bit bothered by being short and dousn't’ care that I tower over him when I put my high heels on. Confidence is very attractive. 

So tall is fine, short and comfortable with it is also fine. 

And i’m pretty sure that this agree with me that Varian might be tall obsession is going to escalate to getting you to agree with them on more controversial subjects. 

When people try (and fail) to love bomb you and then get you to support something they’re saying by encouraging you to retweet it’s just a big red flag. 

Block block blockety block. 

[roninkairi]

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[time-woods]

badway to start a date mixed with a bit a selfsabotage

(part 3-5/?)

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[chloesimaginationthings]

Gregory fears FNAF DJ music man...Abby does not

[unlimitedbutchworks]

a lot of older norms for internet and site etiquette are shit but you know what was good that we need to bring back? lurking. you need to lurk moar

[thecmaly]

really? right in front of my karaage?

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more windbreaker comics

[crashetc]

i bring you another figure drawing project because my classes are obliterating me but at least I get to draw jrwi fanart for school. i tried to make him look closer to canon but sorta gave up on that towards the end.

[sttanish]

One day, a baby was born. He was happy.

But then another identical baby was right beside him. Suddenly, he had the urge to kill

[mammalsofaction]

Someone pointed out to me in one of my posts that the reason Perry was SO pissed off during OWCA files was bc he's jealous Heinz was spending time with so much of his co-workers, and Ive since been thinking about this and I genuinely hate how much this makes sense.

Obviously that isn't the ONLY reason, but. This is the second recorded time where Heinz ends up working for OWCA and BOTH times Perry spends the entire episode inexplicably grumpy and pissed.

You COULD say it's bc he's wary, he doesn't trust Heinz to behave professionally as an agent when he takes so much pride as an agent himself and incompetency pisses him off (true). Also that Heinz is lumped as his responsibility, and agent Lone Wolf hates being saddled to a person.....but these arguments crumble in light for a few facts.

1. Perry doesn't have THAT much respect for OWCA, and certainly not Francis, ESPECIALLY if they piss him off. See the aftermath of Undercover Carl. Its not a respect issue.

2. Perry knows what Heinz is like. He LIKES spending time with Heinz, and as early as the events in "Come Home Perry," HE knows that he can trust Heinz to always have his back. Its not a trust issue.

3. Perry is hugely supportive of Heinz reforming, and in MML, it's HIS money being the first and foremost funds provider for Heinz to start a time travelling agency. He likes Heinz turning tide fine, so long as he doesn't shut Perry out or leave him behind. It's not a Being Good issue.

So why was he pissed off?? Well. What's the ONE thing that upsets Perry, without fail, when it comes to his loved ones that isn't them being in undeniable danger.

Sharing. Perry hates sharing.

[jeremy-heere]

squandering astronomic probabilities / i just want to have a silly, aimless chat

[heavyheavycream]

Howby! Odd question, mayhaps, but I noticed Honey’s first design, and how since then his design has been updated to his current (extremely handsome) one. Outta curiosity, is he a trans guy?

oh he could be ^^

but it has more to do with the genesis of the heavy heavy cream project, where i wanted to draw some things related to the feedism kink but was still too shy/ashamed to actually draw any of it.

so to kinda dance around the subject i had in mind to throw oat in a bunch of antropormorphic, metaphors for flavoured milk cows, each one bigger than the last (strawberry, honey, mint, choco, etc).

but it was too complicated, and i realised it's much more fun to make strawb gain weight and transform her body, so i didn't really need the bigger characters anymore… but it was too late for honey cos i had already drawn her and i really liked her relaxed vibe and design.

just as i was scared to draw feedism i was too shy at first to draw dudes (and bigger dudes), but it would be hypocrytical (and fustrating) of me not to exploree my bi side- so in a whim of wanting to draw more moobs i turned honey into a dude!

anyways, not the original plan, but he could be trans, it wouldn't change anything to the story, moobs are moobs✨

[puppppppppy]

the heaven and earth siblings

[hydrus101]

Malevolent in and of itself has never really “scared” me in the same way that a lot of other horror media does

With one horrific exception. Part 43.

The idea that, should Arthur die—permanently and for good—John will still be in control of his hand and his eyes, is horrifying. Think about it. John will feel every minute of Arthur’s decay. He will feel his muscles get sluggish and go unresponsive as his blood flow coagulates and bloats. He will feel the skin start to slough off and liquify, provided his nerves are intact enough at that stage to register it. In the few mere hours after his death, his eyes will dry up and cloud before eventually collapsing all together, taking away his sight, the one part of Arthur he has kept safe from the very beginning, leaving him alone in the dark for god knows how long. Will it end when his eyes liquify or will he remain in that empty void forever? Aware but cut off entirely?

I can imagine nothing more horrifying than being trapped in a corpse.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael learns of Jeff’s pizza from FNAF Into the pit

[cipheramnesia]

Not everyone thinks it's important for men to be less insecure about dick size, but it would improve my life measurably if I never had a guy tell me three times in one conversation how he lost weight from stomach stapling and it made his dick bigger and he loves sex and he needs a lower BMI which isn't pseudoscience because he did research and his dick will look even bigger. Sure it's fun the first time because he's happy and that's great but by the third bit it's kinda like oh, no he's not happy he's like deeply insecure and hurting himself, because he thinks that'll make me wanna fuck him, and he doesn't wanna hear about it, just sit there and keep delivering a monolog that he thinks sounds like "look at how awesome and fuckable I am," but for me I'm trapped listening to "I don't understand why anyone likes me and I plan to endanger my life for a half inch bigger dick," which isn't a level of intimacy I want from a stranger who seems to be treating this one sided conversation as a metaphorical dick measuring contest about literal dick measuring.

Like his whole life would be better and my life would be fractionally less annoying is all.

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

"Billy," Stu whined as the other man sucked and bit his neck while tugging at his hair.

"What is it, Stu?" Billy hissed, pulling Stu's head back to expose more flesh.

Stu gasped. "Tatum- she's going to ask..."

Billy knew Stu was talking about the marks and he sneered. "So tell her that you let her best friend's boyfriend fuck you like the needy mess you are."

He tanked Stu's hair again. "And tell her that you're mine. All mine," he growled before biting down deep enough to where blood filled his mouth. "All. Mine."

And he lapped his tongue over the new wound.