#Children of the Vine

[safrona-shadowsun]

New race unlocked, Vin'dorei. "Children of the Vine" with the Courier as their Regent Lady!

Oh, that nearly raked through the Courier's professional veneer, a full, rich laugh rushing from her lungs. Words flowed through when she recovered, sifting through a pleased sigh. "Oh, I don't know who you are, but you've made my night." Safrona lifted her glass of red in toast to the new 'crowning' in jest. "I absolutely need to have my cartographer visualize this into a mock house crest now."

[thecoolsquirrel]

[hawkp]

Senior Staff: *does something unfathomably stupid*

Leo:

[noxx-33i]

hyperdadlaser and fathertana...

[nemfrog]

"The Fox and the Grapes," illustration. Aesop's fables in rhyme for little. 1924.

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[cairafea]

the primordial desire to fight a krill is at the top of maslow’s hierarchy of needs

[dear-ao3]

this will sound odd but I didn't know 19 years old knew about vines. idk why I thought it was older than that (im 23, idk why I think 19 is baby 😭) but very glad you are bringing the vines back to Tumblr <3

P.s. like many others, I didn't think you were only 19. I thought you were 30+ (that's a compliment?)

maybe you didnt think we were 19 because were in fact not 19

[draco-glacialis]

Lynette & Lyney & Freminet: *talking about something using slang*

Arlecchino: *purposely misusing their slang*

Lynette & Lyney & Freminet: Father, why? That’s not how you use that.

Arlecchino:

[edmunderson]

Bad End: Astro Zombies vs Good End: The Loneliest Time

*shows up to @gloomiegalaxie 's femboy friday with my son of the mother plant* this week's theme was cryptids, so i opted for an in-universe cryptid :)

[boxwinebaddie]

so i was shooting the shit with the girlies in the group chat earlier and we were talking about the great outdoors, which, of course, are great to everyone...EXCEPT JERSEYKYLE who is basically a spoiled brat and pampered house cat and the only thing he thinks would be great about the outdoors...is if one of them would Fucking OPEN and take him back inside to civilization, cable tv and air conditioning.

like i think in the future when j.k. is working his full-time guidance counsellor job ( mr. bro, you are everything to me, baby ) they coerce him ( probably with pastries, paid vacation time and peer pressure ) into chaperoning the 5th grade weekend overnight camping fieldtrip, which ravenstanley marsh, of course, tells him is a great idea and it’d be fun to be out in the forest....It Was NAUGHT.

i am picturing him in like the big puffy orange jacket and like the grown up version of the green ushanka/ear muffs, shivering, snifflin, shrieking, crying about bears or red, blotchy, completely sunburned, totally bugging about bugs, tear-gassing everything with insecticide,

ready to End It All...

meanwhile future ravenstan, who i like to think went back to school, minored in wildlife, became an badass emergency travel veterinarian, is constantly on the move and on location ( and by that i mean like srsly impoverished third world countries, the amazon rainforest, rural new zealand where they desperately need vets, australia with all the shit that can fkn Kill You, buttfuck -40 siberia saving the polar bears )

working with non-profit wildlife protection and conservation efforts, has a little squad of hyper-vigilant zoomanitarian search and rescue emergency animal doctors that specifically head to dangerous places doing intense emt roadside surgeries, goth boy apothecary hot boy shit, foraging for supplies, making life-saving medicine out of tiny mushrooms and pieces of tree bark, running through fields with possible landmines in it to save endangered species, going full emo indistana jones adventuring and saving the world as captain stanet in no mans land w/ all his tattoos and piercings ( hero KING! )

...just pointing and laughing at teacher yersey when he finally gets thirty min of service on the helicopter flying out of snake island, brazil having nearly escaped having his flesh melted off by pit vipers doing important smart boy science research on different poisons and his fiancé calls him bc he got a bug bite and he thinks he's Cooked.

live laugh love ravesey style, everybody.

[bmpmp3]

sorry for art-class-critique-posting again but one thing thats been very fascinating to see from my classmates and especially from my professors is this like, usually implicit but occasional explicit assertion that a lot of the artistic techniques, styles, and practices i happen to do (such as quick, unblended brushstrokes, paint drips, etc) are inherently "masculine". i personally am secure and comfortable with myself as a gender nonconforming woman so it doesnt affect me one way or the other much but i also can't help but feel like.......... do you think maybe the reason you dont see as many young woman art students doing these techniques might be because they feel a bit insecure or uncomfortable having their womanhood called into question just because they were a little more aggressive with their brushstrokes? of course abstract expressionism and movements of its ilk where boys clubs (as were most artistic movements in the history of time) and theres a lot to unpack with that but i dont think leaning into the idea that women only paint neatly with careful paint blending and soft colours is the way to go about this.........

[weep-for-the-night]

Why do I look like a little lad who loves berries and cream 😭😭😭

[escapismforthewin]

July August September October November, you are named after those five months in that exact order coz your father and I thought it’d be fucking hilarious to have your initials be J. A. S. O. N. We didn’t even want to give you a last name but the law required it so we changed all our last names to Derulo coz why not lol

[cherryzenith]

"every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings" but its every time mike tells el he loves her in the monologue someone in hawkins gets fatally injured

[midfight-artchive]