#Chet starfinder

[lucydoodlessometimes]

Skyward Flight, confirmed.

We're here.

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CHET STARFINDER - Skyward

Credit to egilde.art (character featured in the middle)

PROPAGANDA:

He has a moustache that sticks out 15cm each side of his face what more do you need to know

[x-xxoxox-x]

Him with gray hair is literally how I imagine chet

[brechtian]

[cosmermaid]

Chet Starfinder is an absolute cartoon character. I want him to cameo in Stormlight.

[kidrat]

This is what Chet Starfinder skyward looks like as far as I’m concerned

[libralita]

Cytonic

Author: Brandon Sanderson

Summary: Spensa’s life as a Defiant Defense Force pilot has been far from ordinary. She proved herself one of the best starfighters in the human enclave of Detritus and she saved her people from extermination at the hands of the Krell—the enigmatic alien species that has been holding them captive for decades. What’s more, she traveled light-years from home as an undercover spy to infiltrate the Superiority, where she learned of the galaxy beyond her small, desolate planet home.

Now, the Superiority—the governing galactic alliance bent on dominating all human life—has started a galaxy-wide war. And Spensa’s seen the weapons they plan to use to end it: the Delvers. Ancient, mysterious alien forces that can wipe out entire planetary systems in an instant. Spensa knows that no matter how many pilots the DDF has, there is no defeating this predator.

Except that Spensa is Cytonic. She faced down a Delver and saw something eerily familiar about it. And maybe, if she’s able to figure out what she is, she could be more than just another pilot in this unfolding war. She could save the galaxy.

The only way she can discover what she really is, though, is to leave behind all she knows and enter the Nowhere. A place from which few ever return.

To have courage means facing fear. And this mission is terrifying

Rating: 5/5

Review:

SPENSA NIGHTSHADE GET YOUR ASS BACK TO JORGEN OR SO HELP ME!

“You don’t care. You never care about me! You left me!”—Page 12

M-BOT SWEETIE I CARE ABOUT YOU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Don’t worry, Cuna was about to be eat by a fuck of star-squid thing but they’re fine now. I really don’t know how anyone is going to explain the novella events to Spensa.

“Scud. I’d told Cobb that Cuna’s faction wanted peace. Winzik and Brade could use that to lure Cobb into talks—then double cross him.”—Page 14

The novellas are suffering.

“I didn’t get a good look at this last guy—he was furry and roughly the size of a refrigerator.”—Page 17

….Chewey?

“Then a scudding dinosaur came rampaging into camp—with a mustachioed human man riding on its back.”—Page 27

Okay Brandon you were having too much fun, time to take away your laptop for the day.

“‘Chet Starfinder! Interdimensional galactic explorer!’

‘That’s an awesome name!’ ‘Thanks! I made it up myself!’”—Page 29

Way. Too much. Fun. No fun allowed.

“Honestly, if I had to lay bets on me, M-Bot, or the slug surviving in this jungle alone, she’d top the list.”—Page 31

TRUE BUT DON’T ABANADON YOUR SLUG YOU MONSTER!

“‘We met one!’ M-Bot exclaimed. ‘Well, Spensa did. I was being murdered at the time. But I heard about it on the news! Sounded scary.’”—Page 32

I LAUGHED SO HARD.

“‘Technically,’ M-Bot said, hovering a few centimeters closer to him, ‘the word ‘sentient’ just means an ability to perceive and/or feel. Many people misuse this word. Instead, ‘sapience’ is the word for self-awareness—or intelligence like a human being. Which if you think about it is a human-centric definition. Those rascally humans and their linguistic biases.’”—Page 33

M-Bot, I have missed you so much, please reunite with the slugs.

Also Spensa getting mugged at the entrance reminds me of Elantris.

“Honor, valor.”—Page 46

*Squints*

“Cacti are so neat, they make me want to dance. Is that a good poem? Will you rate it on a scale of one to ten?”—Page 50

M-Bot is so cute I could punch something…no wonder Spensa is like this.

WAIT A MINUTE WAIT A MINUTE WAIT A MINUTE! CHET IS M-BOT’S OG PILOT.

I don’t like how suspicious Spensa is but please let this be reallllllllllll.

“It’s like finding out that your father hates you…”—Page 57

Brandon Sanderson, I will end you.

“‘What did you do to the Us?’ they’d been referring to the one I’d separated out.”—Page 65

So they’re like the cosmic bug people of Stormlight?

Can Spensa time travel?

“‘You can’t just hit people.’ ‘Didn’t you hit Jorgen basically all the time?’”—Page 88

Called out.

“That was when the Phone Company—a human organization—gave hyperdrives to the people of Earth.”—Page 96

I’m sorry but have we heard of this “Phone Company” before…I should have reread the books.

I wonder if the delver is creating Chet for Spensa. He’s like her father but also fills in the holes of who M-Bot’s pilot is. He’s bad with time, too.

The diones are privileged lmao.

“but I do have to say…boy took care of himself.”—Page 119

ASLDJFLKSJFLKJSDLKFJSLFKJSLKFJSLKDJFSLKJFL

“‘I can fix that,’ I said, reaching for the zipper.”—Page 121

LKSJDLKFJSLKDF SPENSA YOU WILL GIVE THIS GOOD BOY A HEART ATTACK AHHHHH!

He’ll report this Cobb alright so I think this means this takes place after Sunreach but before ReDawn. Good.

You’re mutants.

Wait we didn’t hear about Jorgen sending people to inspect the cave. Weird.

“But you know how my parents are. I love, Spensa, but…they’re partially responsible.”—Page 123

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ASDKFHSKJDFKS HIS PARENTS ARE TRYING TO SET HIM UP DURING THIS TIME OMG.

THERE’S RED PANDA CREATURES AHHHHHH!!!

SPENSA IF YOU BURY YOUR PIN I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL—hey she didn’t…um…I can’t tell if this character development or I was wrong and this’ll come back to bite in her in the ass.

Hnnnnnnnnnnnng I don’t know what the right decision is.

These are very nice pirates.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO CHET I’M SORRY I DIDN’T TRUST YOUUUUUUUU!

“Well,Chet said. I will recuperate here, I think. You soldier forward! Yes.”—Page 149

STOP IT MY HEARTTTTTT! I think at this point even if Chet yeets Spensa into the endless void, I won’t be mad. I’M SO SORRYYYYY!

Whoever is cockblocking Spinface needs a slap.

I’ve met this rock for five minutes but I would die for Shiver.

“I’m trying not to be too offended by the AI scrubbing they tried to do. It’s basically the equivalent of feeding me poison. Fortunately, in this case that ‘feeding’ involved a comically large spoon a big spin that said ‘not poison.’”—Page 165

LMAO

Why doesn’t the superiority develop drugs to get people to be nonaggressive.

KAJSLDFJLKSDFFLSJDFL OH NO SPENSA IS FORGETTING THINGS AHHHHH!!!

“But in the data, I found unexpected truths. Many so-called lesser species weren’tsuffering the causality rates from intraspecies murder that we projected. They were known as aggressive species so they should have been killing one another at horrific rates. Yet…that just wasn’t the case.”—Pages 180-181

I mean we did live with each other for thousands of years without going extinct.

“Oh, how wonderful! I hate it!”—Page 190

Lol.

Nooooooooooooooooo.

Jason Write? Why does that name sound so familiar.

Y’know what’s funny about a lot of these earth references? I get like only have of them lol.

A contest? This really is Stormlite.

Peg is Cytonic?

“Projecting illusions into the minds of others—making oneself appear different, even feel different.”—Page 227

Interesting.

“But I’d never heard of a ‘trashy romance novel,’ as Maksim had named this one. It was written from the perspective of the Cambrian species, who had a lot of tentacles and stuff.”—Page 248

AHHH OH NO!!!

“Their courtship rituals were surprisingly similar to human ones—if way, way more sappy. Or maybe that was the genre.”—Page 248

Oh. I thought it would be…well…y’know…

“I didn’t really care about the plot; I was more intrigued by the book’s nature. It was just…so fluffy. The protagonist spent her time romancing three different guys, and her most urgent question was deciding which one to bring with her on vacation.”—Page 248

EXCUSE YOU!

Okay who’s Darkshadow.

“That was strange. I had yet to meet a nonhuman from the Superiority who used a lightlance the way we did in the DDF.”—Page 258

……….oh no.

OH MY GOD I THOUGHT IT WAS SPEN’S DAD BUT IT’S NOT IT’S HESHO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

OH NO HE DOESN’T HAVE ANY OF HIS MEMORIES!!!

NO HESHO BABY!!!! SPENSA GO GET THEM!

Aksjhdfklskdjflksdflksjdflks THE LION KING AHHHHHHH

Interesting that stories are the things that stay longer. It’s the same for Chet.

“At least parts are familiar to me.”—Page 270

You either know Hamlet or you remember the CLASSIC 90S ANIMATED MOVIE AND NOT THAT ABONIMATION REMAKE. That was lost to time and no one cried.

Spensa why didn’t you just adjust your pin?

“The AI and I have been bonding,”—Page 292

ALSJDLKFJSLFKJSD GOOD!!!

“‘Like that time all the parents got together to watch their kids march when I was in school, and my mother was forced to admit to the other moms that I was the one who’d glued her homemade suit of wooden ‘power armor’ to her uniform.’ ‘I wish I’d known you back then,’ M-Bot said. ‘You should like such a capricious child.’ ‘Uh, yeah. Child.’ I ‘d been sixteen.”—Page 296

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!

“I know! Also: WHAT THE HELL, SPENSA?”—Page 312

Oh my god.

“I am you sworn companion.”—Page 313

AISJDLFJSLKDFJLKSDJ AHHHHHHHHH

Is this all just a metaphor for the fact we can’t live in stories and that we need to face reality. Rude.

LKAJSDKFJSLKDJFLSKDJFJLS OH SPENSA NIGHTSHADE HOW DARE YOU BURY THAT PIN.

Wait can all the slugs cameo like this or is just in the nowhere.

“You talk smarter now,”—Page 343

I choose to interrupt this as the slugs think we’re stupid outside the nowhere and not that Spensa has gotten better with her powers.

“Poop!”

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

THERE’S TONS OF TYPES OF SLUGS. AHHHHHH!

Man if this was the cosmere, I’d be screaming about a seon.

I KNEW IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I KNEW THAT CHET WAS ACTUALLY JUST THE DELVER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

“Don’t hate me, Spensa. Please don’t hate me! They have abandoned me. They want to destroy me. You’re…the only one…I have now.”—Page 351

Oh, it’s okay. I love him.

“‘And you wanted to come into the belt and help me, so you made a homunculus…’ He nodded eagerly. ‘Like from Gran-Gran’s story about the alchemist! Yes, that’s a good analogy. I made a Chet homunculus.”—Page 351

WAS THAT A FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST REFERENCE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Delvers came from AIs. Oh. We made the delvers. RIP.

“‘Just so you all know,’ Chet said from behind my seat. ‘I’m secretly a monster from outside space and time.’ ‘Ah yes,’ Hesho said. ‘Deep inside, aren’t we all monsters?’ ‘No. I’m pretty sure you’re not.’”—Page 358

Oh my god.

“Like courage, M-Bot. Fear create courage.”—Page 367

Is Spensa quoting Jorgen or did Brandon write the wrong favorite quote lol.

Alright M-Bot go become a delver and defeat them.

[decisivelyindecisivelibra]

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WEEK FOUR LINEUP

Some minor changes this week, we have officially retired the SEE RESULTS option on the polls, down to five options. I probably won't be adding any new options unless there's a very good reason or high demand, so I'm sorry to the people who have asked for a "I know them and I love them with all my heart, positive cannot contain the love I have for them" option. With that being said, here is this week's lineup!

Mimi - Your Imaginary Friend

Tsubasa Arihara - Cinderella Nine

Tablet - Commodity Clash

Fox Alistair - RWBY

Alan B'Stard - The New Statesman

Sportacus - LazyTown

Tougou Mimori - Yuuki Yuuna is a Hero & Washio Sumi is a Hero

Rottytops - Shantae

Naomasa Tsukauchi - Boku no Hero Academia

Hagumi Hanamoto - Honey and Clover

Bellringer - Toontown Corporate Clash

Tarlach - Mabinogi

Ata Ibusuki - Binan Koukou Chikyuu Boueibu Happy Kiss

J - Heat Guy J

Mami Tomoe - Madoka Magica

Rocket Raccoon - Marvel Cinematic Universe

Princess Elle - Hirogaru Sky Precure

Phèdre nó Delaunay - Kushiel's Legacy series

Rex Mohs - Scott the Woz

Eileen Roberts - Regular Show

Waluigi - Super Mario

Rick - Denpa Men

Great Sage - Miitopia

Sidon - Legend of Zelda

John F. Kennedy - Clone High

Greg Heffley - Diary of a Wimpy Kid

Martin - Wii Sports

Yellow Face - Battle for Dream Island

Eraser - Battle for Dream Island

9-Volt - WarioWare

Luigi - Super Mario

Milo Murphy - Milo Murphy's Law

Rigby - Regular Show

Holidog - Holiday World

Jerry Attricks - Scott the Woz

Jeb Jab - Scott the Woz

Peter Griffin - Family Guy

Baljeet Tjinder - Phineas and Ferb

Gary - Regular Show

Skelly - I Spy Spooky Mansion

Max Schnell - Cars 2

Charley - Incredibox

10th Doctor - Doctor Who

Mii Brawler - Super Smash Bros

Miles Morales - Into and Across the Spiderverse

Party Phil - Wii Party

Lego Joker - Lego Batman

Knife - Inanimate Insanity

Fusk and Vorte - Hitmen for Destiny

Chaika Trabant - Hitsugi no Chaika

Jesse Pinkman - Breaking Bad

Agent - Penguinronpa

Squelch - Denpa Men

Muscle Man - Regular Show

Fuuta Kajiyama - MILGRAM

Jonathan Phaedrus / Prof - The Reckoners

David Charleston - The Reckoners

Spensa - Skyward

M-Bot - Skyward

Chet Starfinder - Skyward

Sirius Gibson - Witch’s Heart

Guy Montag - Fahrenheit 451

Zachary Zatara - DC Comics

Kento - Payday 2

The Shapeshifter - The Odd Squad

Akane Kurashiki - Zero Escape Trilogy

Letitia "Letty" Price - Babel

The Last Son of Alcatraz - The Monument Mythos

Lily - Duolingo

Ohio - The United States of America

Myne - Ascendance of a Bookworm

Rani - Disney Fairies

Agrael/Raelag - Heroes of Might and Magic

Donna - RErideD: Tokigoe no Derrida

Kasane Teto - Vocaloid

Martin the Warrior - Redwall

Colombo - Colombo

Sonny Wortzik - Dog Day Afternoon

Butch Cassidy - Butch Cassidy and the Sundance kid

Blondie - The Good The Bad and The Ugly

Prior Walter - Angels in America

Dark - Nowhere

Reona West - PriPara

Shax Lied - Mairimashita! Iruma-Kun

Villager - Minecraft

Wahanly Shume - Tenchi Muyo! War on Geminar

Qifrey - Witch Hat Atelier

Marvin - In Trousers

Mr. Bungee - A New Brain

Mayor Mingus - Dialtown

KAITO - Vocaloid

Almond - Postknight 2

Serial Designation V - Murder Drones

Flint - Postknight 2

Magnolia - Postknight 2

Nobara Kugisaki - Jujutsu Kaisen

Snufkin - The Moomins

Ikabod Kee - The Upturned

The Professor - Hailey's On It!

Chimumu - Waccha PriMagi

Mia Taylor - Love Live

[kidrat]

congratulations to Chet Starfinder for being the first ever dilf iteration of the ‘born sexy yesterday’ trope

[kidrat]

STOP this HAS to be him right???? ^^^^

Like there’s a mini Spensa and M-bot higher up the page. That’s my Chet ‘Starjammer’ Starfinder Skyward

This is what Chet Starfinder skyward looks like as far as I’m concerned