Ngl, I fully thought Agent Haldwell was going to be another ex of Kingskin's. His little rant had a bit too much genuine hurt in the tone and had strong "we were dating in the academy before you ABANDONED me for criminal bussy and pussy" vibes
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as much as i loved never stop blowing up, i was really disappointed by the agent halldwell pissing himself thing.
like i get that it was over the top and extreme to make it funny but like. the base of the joke is that a dude can’t stop peeing on himself and for a show that often talks about how inclusive and diverse it is it just sat really grossly with me because incontinence is a real thing that is so stigmatized.
idk i know im being kinda a snowflake about this but sometimes i have a hard time with d20 just because they promote such inclusive vibe but they are not immune to punching down in the name of comedy in some kinda gross ways
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Shove my trashcan at him boys.
This is so pathetic.
Truly disgraceful. I'm crying.
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does anyone see my vision w their dynamic pre-vhs
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realizing i dont know where the comma went in that sentence so i dont know if haldwell is the big bad or just a member of it
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why did i make this
[image ID: a promo poster for dimension 20: never stop blowing up, edited so every cast member’s face is replaced with agent carter haldwell’s. the text has been edited to say “dimension 20: never stop pissing”]
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episode 6 of never stop blowing up, otherwise known as FBI agent carter haldwell’s terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day
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the PCs are living "Never Stop Blowing Up". Carter Haldwell is living in "Never Stop Pissing"
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I'm very curious about the items we see flashed at the end of Never Stop Blowing Up trailer. There's 12 total (and we see some of them being given to players at some point in the game):
Dynamite (goes to Ify)
2. Dog tags
3. Playing cards (poker safe - regular index; go to Jacob)
4. C4 (That's what I'm guessing it is? Could be drugs; goes to Alex)
5. Crime evidence bag with bulled shells (name Haldwell Carter appears on it, seems like the guy is important for the plot)
6. Shadow Falcon Protocol (???)
7. Our boy Haldwell Carter appears again, this time we see his clearance pass (is this what it's called? Help me, I'm not native English speaker) for what I presume is Mercury company
8. Green vial with poison/drugs(?)
9. Pack of Bilson cigarettes
10. Archimedes Contingency (???)
11. Evidence bag with a bloody finger (Haldwell again, maybe?) - text on the bag says: "Severed finger digit, gold wedding ring, blood likely victim's" (I'm not sure of the last word
12. Matches from Lord's cocktail longue
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Carter Haldwell is just Baba Yaga reincarnate
that’s my secret, g13. i’m always pissing
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Agent Carter Haldwell starring in:
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